katie's christmas gifts: nintendogs & from the start by laufey for @notthatalex
alex!!! absolutely treasured mutual. you are so kind and SO funny and i just think you give off the most incredible vibes. you put up with All of my shenanigans across your dash even though if i were you i most certainly would not knlfnflknf i hope you have a happy holiday season!!
On November 21st, early in the morning, the Chosen receives a letter beckoning him to the woods for a “duel”. There, he finds the body of his friend acquaintance associate, Ausutus St. Cloud, laying on the shore of the nearby creek. Knowing exactly who’s responsible, the Chosen contacts the only person he trusts.
Sarah Christ enlists the help of Redacted, her begrudging (but more communicative, thanks to therapy) partner, and attempts to connect the dots of the anonymous killer that has been haunting her for years.
The three greatest minds must come together to find the Creekside Killer before he gets them, too.
This is basically me geeking out over fucking smosh sketches of all things (😭) and wanting to try and view it as a coherent story n shit 💀
This is more so me rambling while being lowkey out of it and definetly shouldn’t have let the drafts but hey I’m hoping someone appreciates this idk
Uhh also these aren’t tumblr style headcanons it’s like weird lore shit idk
Most of these aren’t Ianthony sketch ones btw!!
Augustus was fired from Smosh after the events of We Interviewed our Biggest Hater (oct. 2021), where he then got a job working for GameStop which we see in POV: You’ve entered a GameStop (nov. 2021). This head canon is more so just for like putting together a cohesive timeline but anyways
The documentarian from the grimace sketch is the same guy from the totally true documentary series
all the chosen lore shit isn’t bs and actually true because i think it’s way more fun (sorry, know that’s not the popular approach) also the chosen HAS powers in No Nut 2022, which isn’t a sketch I’d want to be canon but oh well 💀
Some of this is rooted in canon but instead of Anthony’s whole leaving smosh saga and all the vids surrounding it, Anthony straight up completely disappears from the public eye and becomes Anthobrie (idk how to spell her name) for 7 years after food battle 2016. Every video where Anthony plays his sketch universe self post fb2016 before he quit in the timeline takes place beforehand, with new Ianthony sketches taking place after fb2023 and after whatever video they make where they reanimate him (honestly I’m predicting fb2024). Anyways to the main headcanon, Anthony straight up left the face of the earth and everyone was like “yeah he quit smosh ig…” until during the first chosen multiverse Courtney’s chosen came and was like “bro he’s fighting laser dolphins in Guam???” Because the Anthony from their universe is doing that and everyone just kinda went with it until fb2023
Pharaoh High, I’mBarly, Lianna Indiana, The Curse Of The Shorts, Dancer @ Singer School, Varsity High and Smosh the Movie (as well as other tv shows and movies acted out in sketches I didn’t say) are canon tv shows and movies within the SCU, with Smosh the movie being acted out by sketch universe Ian and Anthony
fuck it the two paramedics played by Spencer and Tommy in the pregnancy smoffice sketch are married to each other 🥰🥰
The Every Blank Ever vids are canonically sketches played by the sketch universe versions of the cast
Shayne is actually 5’6 😘
Yo feel free to reply n shit disagreeing or whatever I’m real open to other’s views n shit, like for one I don’t even know whether to put Ianthony sketches in the same universe as like smoffice n shit lmao idk too sleep deprived to process anything I said in this post 😍😍