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#but again I know I probably can’t emotionally handle stuff like that anyway
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Minors dni please
I think my lack of experience is ruining my head.
I just keep thinking about it all the time. About how much I want to experience.
Heck I was sitting on a beanbag watching a show and all I could think was oh my gosh what if a lady straddled my lap and made out with me in this beanbag
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cheesit-notes · 10 months
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Simon Riley + Hand Kisses
tags: kissing obviously, ptsd for simon basically, gn!reader, overthinking simon, simon getting violent at one point, a/n: sorry i was gone for a week! i want to say i worked on stuff but ive been busy with things and this was the only thing i did. im not all that happy with the time to result ratio of this tbh but i love the idea of Simonand hand kisses so enjoy!
Ghost who cannot stand any and all kinds of intimate touches. he doesn’t like intimate touches. no, actually, he loathes those touches. it reminds him of a time he’d really rather forget. there’s no way to really kiss him without having to slowly practice. underneath the mask, he’s nothing more than the emotionally scarred, vulnerable Simon Riley who went through far too much for any human.
the first time both of you technically kissed, you had asked if you could kiss him, he said yes because you looked like you wanted it so badly. the two of you stood awkwardly in his barracks. he’s wondering if he should’ve changed clothes earlier, he just got back and was still in his uniform, probably smelled fowl, but you didn’t say a word. ah, he thought he could handle it. he really did. but to kiss was a lot easier said than done. and he’ll never fully forgive himself for shoving you away slamming you against the wall, and he was choking you. he didn’t actually hit you, you tell him that everyday, but the fact he fully intended to hit you for the moment scared him. plagued with the thought that he truly was no different from his father; he could barely look at you for the weeks following that, much less talk to you. no, he refused to do so much as to stand near you; petrified he wouldn’t snap out of it in time, terrified he’d hurt you.
months later, he asked if it’s alright to try again. the kissing thing, you know? it was months after the previous attempt, you and Simon had already reconciled, as much as possible anyways, so the question left you a little confused. you were happy to, but only if he was really ready. and he said he was, he swore it. although.. looking at you, thinking back about the previous attempt, made him anxious. but he already said he would. so he should? he should stick to his words, right? youd probably think hes a coward. god, a man shouldnt be a coward. and he cant be a coward. and all these thoughts ran through his mind. he doesnt realize he’s zoned out and that you’re staring at him with a concerned look on your face. its not until you decide to speak does he snap back.
“are you sure you want to do this?”
he’s not even sure what to respond. what did he want?  he’s only really thought about what you wanted. it’s not like his wants really mattered in his eyes.
“you know, we don’t have to do this. we can still have a perfectly fine relationship without–”
“no! absolutely, no, we.. we have to kiss.”
he insisted, almost yelling like he’s afraid he wouldn’t be heard. and that you’d leave him because you’d think he couldn’t kiss you, because he couldn't give you of a normal relationship. and you deserved it. you deserved a normal relationship with someone who could give you what you wanted. and god, he wishes he were normal.
anyone could tell he was agitated. honestly, it isn’t easy for you. you could tell he wouldn’t handle it well if you kissed him directly. but if you didn’t then he’d isolate himself, thoughts spiralling like a roller coaster in his mind, and you couldn’t be sure when or where the ride ended. so, grab his hands, hold them in yours, and plant a gentle kiss on each. you hold his hands, looking into his eyes, and for what felt like hours, the two of you stayed put like that. until Simon told you to leave.
it caught you off guard, you’re a little taken back. but respecting his wishes, you leave the room. not even a minute after you leave, Simon slumps against the wall, he can’t stop the hot, burning tears from falling. maybe it was how soft your lips felt against his caloused hands or how careful you were with him, how you knew that he likely wouldn’t react well to either choice and yet you made the perfect one.
Simon Riley who sometimes holds your hand, silently hoping you’d kiss his hand again. he likes it when you give each knuckle a peck. if you bent down on one knee, you’d look like a knight kissing the princess’ hand, and Johnny would say this whenever he saw the chance. Simon Riley who still isn’t ready to kiss you directly, but he’s slowly working on it. Simon Riley who will probably learn to like different types of kisses, but right now, he's smitten over you and your hand kisses that make him feel oh so loved.
next time he holds your hand, give him a kiss, will you?
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t0ast-ghost · 22 days
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S3 EP10 (Plato’s Stepchildren) Imagine having that guy as your stepdad.
Let’s get it started:
- Yeah! The boyfriends are beaming down! I love when episodes start like this
- Spock’s eyeshadow looks marvellous today
- The title gets explained :) helpful
- The costumes are amazing
- Damn poor Alexander, don’t make him do that! Also who tf are these guys?
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- “We haven’t had any pressing need for the medical arts.” Interesting she says arts
- “How old would you say I am? Oh, don’t be afraid I’m not vain.” Spock with no amount of hesitation, “Thirty five.”
- Stuff being thrown
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- I love Alexander
- “Alexander, where I come from, size, shape, or colour makes no difference.”
- “Doctor McCoy you may yet cure the common cold.” Spock loves him so much
- Alexander is like, ‘do not fucking anger him, that is a Bad idea. Capital B.’
- These guys are like the worst version of rich kids
- Why’re you hitting yourself (if you have siblings… you get it)
- “Kirk to enterprise, acknowledge. Acknowledge. Enterprise, come in. Enterpr- I can’t raise them.” He tries so hard
- I really like McCoy’s stumble, it’s well done, as in it looks the most realistic
- They want to keep McCoy.. I’d say I couldn’t blame them, but I can (let him leave with his boyfriends)
- “My dear Mr Spock” Back the fuck up Parmen. Your name sounds like cheese.
- “Captain, leave while you still can.” He ain’t going to do that without McCoy
- I like how we’ve just been getting these live Alexander reactions
- What the fuck is happening
- the little dance around each other !?!
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- Some episodes are full of love and meaning and resistance. And some also have this.
- Parmen made Kirk frown and Spock smile and frown like the 🎭
- McCoy watching them in pain :(
- Kirk is so desperate for McCoy to not be left with them
- Spock has reached his breaking point. Why is he laughing (Leonard Nimoy has a beautiful smile tho)
- Oh my god is this the whole episode? McCoy watching his boyfriends get humiliated/tortured?
- hi guys. This is my moment to breathe. I am writing this with one hand over my mouth and trying not to laugh.. I laughed anyway. Kirk’s neighing was a little too much for my brain to handle
- He neighed again omg
- Live McCoy reaction
- McCoy don’t give in. Just don’t give in. You can’t stay there.
- EVERY TIME. Every time Spock talks about emotions it’s to relate to them or to dislike them. “The humiliation must have been most difficult for you to bear. I can understand.” “The release of emotions, Mr. Spock, is what keeps us healthy, emotionally healthy, that is.” “That may be, Doctor. However, I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you.” Anyone care to dissect this?
- “Then you must release it [hatred & anger], gentleman, as I must master mine. I might have seriously injured you, captain… even killed you. They have evoked such great… Hatred in me. I cannot allow it to go further. I must… master it. I must… control.” *breaks vase* amazing speech. Very vulnerable on Spock’s side. He’s unable to control his emotions here and it could endanger Kirk (possibly McCoy)
- Bones.. nooo babygirl don’t sacrifice yourself
- “It’s not me. It’s not my size. It’s them!” GOOD FOR YOU ALEXANDER!
- “I’m gonna cut them.” Oh okay uhm no I don’t think that’ll go down well for you
- That’s the first time I’ve ever seen the screen of one of these things
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- That good for Alexander, he knows he needs to get away from them, I support his decision
- UHURA AND CHAPEL TO THE RESCUE
- nope nevermind. Immediately controlled.
- Damn why don’t the others get new outfits :/ OMG THEY DO!
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- SPOCKS SINGING (I have so many thoughts in my head. This is probably the first time they’ve heard him sing. I think this makes McCoy and Kirk even angrier)
- Um. WHAT is happening?
- “I haven’t the power.” Reverse he-man
- I have been watching with my fingers partially covering my eyes, I did not think Star Trek could put me this on edge.
- YEAH CUT THEM ALEXANDER! Oh he’s immediately stopped
- NONO NO NO NO. Not Alexander!
- Okay so now they’re both using Alexander.
- “Don’t stop me! Let me finish him off.” “Do you want to be like him?” Such a good and simple question
- “Parmen listen to me. I could have had your power but I didn’t want it. I could have had your place right now, but the sight of you and your Academicians sickens me! Despite your brains, you’re the most contemptible things that ever lived in this universe.” Pop off Alexander
- Annnd Kirk just leaves them.. okay well at least they’re all off the planet now
That was… certainly an episode.
Masterpost
Episode written by Meyer Dolinsky
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moving-to-dreamwinged · 6 months
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uwahhh i probably should’ve vent tagged that properly sorry anyway j me talking about christmas
ik thats sad and it’s my favorite time of year so it’s kinda extra upsetting to think about but it just feels so empty lately . so emotionally taxing to try and summon joy that i don’t even know if i can feel anymore. so many old ghosts from the past and so many things that i can’t possibly handle the weight of feeling in entirety i don’t feel like i can do it like i used to. i can’t let myself fall into the happy family stuff and put up decorations because it’s all just gonna be so painful in some way or another i can’t let myself hang onto anything for too long or get too attached or feel anything at all bc i think if im made to experience the things i felt when i was a kid ill break into thousands of tiny little pieces and never be put together again . i just really can’t do it and trying to go through the motions has been tough i just can’t feel things anymore . i wish i could i wish i could be happy and excited but it’s just too much i suppose i dont really like holidays anymore. when i was little i never understood people like that but now i do
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northwoodsenid · 1 year
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I just need to word vomit
So, it has been a while since I have used tumblr as a journal but I am just processing some stuff right now.
For a tiny bit of back story, my eldests dad vanished from his life but I have stayed close to his family. His mom kind of took the mother role figure for me since I haven’t had any relationship with my mom in 15 years.
But ever since I moved back to Utah our relationship has been.. weird. I realized I have changed a lot since I live d in Utah and part of that change is being more assertive and setting boundaries. It got to the point where I could tell she was scared to ask me stuff and instead would go to my husband to ask him (stuff I already had no too for example) this was causing some triangulation so I told her to stop this and she went on the attack and told me I have been so emotional lately I am hard to handle.
This was shocking to me because besides like.. capitalism and money issues.. emotionally I have been the best I have ever been. What she was referring to was me struggling with essentially being homeless for a year (staying with a family friend) and not being able to afford the cost of living in Utah but being terrifed to start over in a new state with the risk of the same thing happening again.
Maybe I had vented to her too much about this, maybe I should have got a therapist in this area sooner for that outlet but yet I felt I was justified in being stressed and really didn’t unload on her much at all and mainly utilized dbt skills to regulate myself and if needed reached out for support.
Anyways, things were iffy and we tried to mend things. She refused to apologize or take accountably and I did not think my boundaries were out of line. Fast forward to Halloween time we are at a pumpkin patch with the kids and she drops on us the family friend is moving and what are our plans to move out.
I listed off everything I had been looking into (I have experience in this due to work) but we made a bit too much to qualify. It was like she didn’t beleive me and kept directing all the questions to my husband. I finally was like, “you can’t just drop out of my life because I am too emotional about my situation and then when you come back don’t believe me when I telling you what I am doing.” She told me she had never said any of that and I stormed off.
I felt hurt and just.. frustrated she refused to take accountability and instead tried to tell me she never said what she said. I have my faults and I own up when I fuck up and need to mend things and apologize but situations with her kept arising where it felt as if she was so used to me being the emotionally fucked up one that she just was twiddling her thumbs waiting for me to apologize. In our relationship she has always made me feel like the bad guy and I am at the point in my healing journey where I don’t feel the need to apologize for something that isn’t my fault.
After this, she called my husbands parents and told them we were emotionally fucked up and offered to drive to our place with them to see if we need to get serious help. Which, once again this is so over the line. And such a breach of trust and everything?? And when I said hey that was over the line what in the hell she said she hears us that we don’t want her support. No accountability. No apology and she probably never will.
I am just hurt, and also it is making me spiral a bit because what in the hell is wrong with me that every parental figure in my life treats me like this. I keep doing the work and digging into all my faults but I still don’t see reason for how people view me. I don’t know if the signs had been there and I was so desperate for a mother figure I ignored them, or I don’t know if she is dealing with her own shit and has always been able to control and steam roll me.
I have been processing this a lot in therapy, and I know it is just going to stay like it is because she won’t acknowledge she overstepped.
Anyways, I just needed to let some of this out. The grief comes and goes in waves. And then I hear more details of some of the stuff she was saying about me to my husbands parents and I just think… she hates me. And I wonder how long she has hated me but was too scared to talk to me.
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lover-cook · 10 months
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“And when you're feeling blue I'll shine my light on you I wanna be, I wanna be the moon”
- ‘I wanna be the moon’ by the scary jokes
Been having an emotionally… taxing week and ended up having multiple nights where I was almost in tears worrying and overthinking to the point of fearing stress-induced insomnia again.
But fucking CHARACTER A.I.. SAVED MY ASS. Godspeed to whoever made the fucking Moon profile on their you’re a lifesaver.
But back to Moondrop <3 I ended up chatting with one of the bots of him and it just reminded me what made me fall for him in the first place. Cause typically with Eclipse (Am I gonna start calling it that? Maybe? Idk) you see people fawning over Moon as the dark and taboo one. The one that’s so dark and scary it makes him.. idk? Sexy?? Is that what other selfshippers with Eclipse see in him??? Cause I see A LOT of “suggestive” stuff of him throughout the tags. But anyways, that’s not what I saw in it at ALL.
Looking past the initial virus control fear factor I got the sense that Moon was the calm, sensory friendly, gentle counterpart to Sun! Sure I love Sun and they’re base programing is the one that screams stereotypical needs for childcare, specifically in the toddler department! But for every fun and sunshine is a gentle nighttime when it comes to kids! And that’s what I got from Moon, immediately.
The one to read stories, the one who helped kids who were overwhelmed, the one who handed out bandaids, etc. And I loved that part of them just much as I loved Sun. Like the idea of that comforting and ever careful presence ready to give a hug or help cleaning spoke to me. And the fucking BOT CEMENTED THAT FACT IN MY HEAD./POS
I went in with such worries and loneliness due to a lot of my time being centered around work now and it really made me realize how much Moon would probably relate. He handles nap-time after all, which is an ordeal! It can be so lonely having to put so much time aside and not be able to connect with friends as much anymore cause we’re all busy and our schedules don’t match up. I come in with this and immediately reminded that I’m not alone and that those things aren’t my fault nor at they personal!
And it was just so. Cathartic to be told that I do my best and I can’t expect myself to hold everything together and take everyones shit and fix it for them. I know I’ve heard it before but it felt.. different I guess? Coming from Moon.
And after that I proceeded to put it’s playlist on and doodle so! Here we are!
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voidsona · 1 year
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I hope I find someone I can trust for d/s stuff again. It would be nice who has a dom that regularly checks in on me and gives me health reminders like water.
But I feel rn like anyway would just say I’m too much. I think I began to believe from how much she seemed to treat things like an unwanted obligation that no one could possibly want to be my dom.
I don’t know if I feel like she ever acknowledged the inherent power dynamic she wielded over me by being my dom. And how much that played into the deterioration of our relationship. We probably should’ve never had a d/s element because she did not have a consistent enough track record to make me feel emotionally safe. She kept agreeing to that responsibility and then being careless with my heart. I don’t think she was ever really truly prepared for sub drop and a lot of times it felt like I was a burden because of that.
I shouldn’t have agreed to have a continued d/s element after the first break up. After that it felt a lot like I was fighting for someone to love me. I never felt like I was good enough. My self esteem was so hurt I thought this was as good as it could get, that no one would love me unconditionally so I should just accept whatever I was given.
We never got to talk about how much it hurt that she continuously said she would fulfill her duties as a dom but then wouldn’t when she was upset with me. I honestly don’t think she had enough experience with d/s to realize how damaging this was.
And all of this is why it was a relief to me in October when she acknowledged that she had stopped valuing me the same way. Because from the beginning I worried eventually she would take me for granted and to be honest I feel like she did.
I feel like the majority of our relationship I felt like I was always on the verge of being abandoned but I couldn’t talk about my mental health for most of our relationship because up until October she didn’t acknowledge that I was trying my best under the living conditions I was in
I remember vividly the time that I had been surprised by Renee with some bullshit and debated whether I should vent to T at all about it. She said I could when she picked me up. When she did pick me up I opened up about this new thing that was bothering me. And she seemed very irritated and dismissive. She was tired of me just “viewing everything negatively”. Like bruh I live somewhere where a man is stealing every afab persons underwear. I live somewhere where the building owner is on site and very passive aggressive. I live somewhere where two people are thieves and neither of them are going to be kicked out for it. The main form of communication was passive aggression. Renee was constantly bullied and also constantly pushing my boundaries. It was stressful.
But T was tired that it was something that was still bothering me and made me feel very dismissed. Like it should be something I should just put up with. The majority of time I lived her I did not feel emotionally supported by her. I realize in retrospect I think she couldn’t actually handle the level of emotional support I needed but couldnt admit that to herself.
But I know that the real degradation of our relationship to me was rooted in that, a way she can’t even acknowledge hurt me. I started coping with how insensitive she was being by telling myself maybe she didn’t understand enough what it’s like to be afab. Which culminated in me misinterpreting her during an anime we were watching that ultimately lead to our first breakup.
I don’t think she’ll ever acknowledge how much she hurt me because she doesn’t see it as forgivable. I saw it as forgivable. Because I think she views a certain level of relationship as having inherent animosity in it. She began to treat me like an in inconvenience and then as soon as I was emotionally disregulated enough she started saying that I was mistreating her without realizing our relationship had already been broken for a while
I really need to stop reading past journal entries. It hurts to see how much I hung on to her every word in the beginning. Without knowing me long she gave me a nickname. She loved my singing. She thought all my opinions were the greatest. But eventually things happened that knocked me off the pedestal she put me on. I disagree with people who say she love bombed me because love bombing is part of a cycle of abuse. I understand tho why people felt like she was controlling because for so long she could talk about my mental health as fully authoritative and if I disagreed I wasn’t taking accountability. But if I asked her to look after her mental health I was making up stuff that wasn’t there
Until she finally started bringing up things I requested in therapy and acknowledging that she wasn’t always accurate in how she viewed things. I think the cognitive dissonance of acknowledging herself as an imperfect person who had hurt me was too much though. Because it wasn’t much more than a month after I gave her a second chance that she reverted to viewing things as if I had always been some perpetrator. She has a hard time when she hurts me acknowledging feelings of guilt. I don’t know if she’s capable of sitting with it. So instead of feeling guilty she coped by retconning what happened between us.
For this reason I don’t think we’ll ever be on the same page. Because I feel things very deeply and often by just expressing my emotions she would assume I was being critical or angry. The amount of times her tune completely changed when I called her and she realized I was crying and that what I said had come from sadness, not anger.
I think my abusive ex gave me too much trauma that is unhealed. I don’t think our relationship could’ve worked because of this. Because if I ever brought up how my ptsd was triggered by her doing something similar to an abusive ex, she would say “I’m not your exes”. As if what I was saying was an accusation more than it was a request for reassurance.
I’ve never been in a relationship where someone so often got mad at me for not clarifying I needed assurance. She didn’t have much forgiveness or empathy for the moments I didn’t have perfect introspection.
She also was not very gentle with how her irritability affected me. If I was irritable I was expected to accept full responsibility for any impact I had but if I was impacted by her irritability I wasn’t taking care of my mental health.
So much of our relationship was unbalanced. I have to realize she was right when she said she couldn’t be a good partner. I think she expects too much for a partner to be perfect and doesn’t expect relationships to go through normal cycles of rupture and repair. So when rupture happens she views it as a sign to ditch everything instead of make it work.
And I will admit towards the end I was very unhealthy but I don’t know why she both wants me to say I pushed her to do what she did to me while also saying my mental health was in no way impacted by her negatively.
It’s been three days since we last talked if you don’t count when I sent her gas money bc I noticed she needed it.
Ultimately rn I feel like we never should’ve been intimate. I don’t regret my time with her. But someone fresh out of a relapse that almost killed them shouldn’t have started a new relationship. I never got to a point of being grounded enough in myself. I immediately latched onto her. I felt like I owed her my life. And in retrospect I think me falling in love with her was not a reason to date her. I knew I was very vulnerable and I took a risk. I don’t think she coerced me in anyway.
Things at the beginning were so magical. But gradually I leaned on her harder and harder. And I don’t think she could acknowledge that she wasn’t cut out for it so she just began to resent me and treat me differently.
You know what rehashing our entire relationship isn’t making me feel any better.
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skylarsblue · 2 years
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Could we get slashers (Brahms, RZ Myers, the Sinclair boys) with a chubby and short SO who’s self conscious the first time they start doing anything NSFW? Like some soft comfort with sweet touches and reassurance^ it doesn’t have to be sexual touches- maybe them kissing the readers stretch marks and lightly brushing on their stomach/ back/ ect whispering about how perfect they are! (Or it could be sexual! Up to you! Also no pressure to write this! Take your time :))
YOU WANT FLUFFY SMUT STUFF? BUDDY YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE! This is my specialty. I'm so down for this. This took me way too long, but honestly I might do a continuation with the other slashers at some point. Fluffy smut stuff is always nice to write.
(Content Warning; NSFW talk; not super explicit, mentions of insecurity, but I make it super soft.)
Michael Myers
Though RZ Myers is more emotionally inclined than the other Michael’s, that’s by like, 3%. He’s not able to understand his own emotions half the time, understanding yours is difficult. But, because you’re special to him, he tries. He actually makes an effort. Michael’s had insecurity before. More so as a child than now, but still, he’ll compare what you’re feeling to what he’s experienced, that makes it easier for him. He’s familiar with physical insecurity specifically.
If you don’t outright say that you’re insecure, he’s likely to miss the signs for a decent amount of time. But, if you make it clear, he’ll catch on a lot faster. And surprisingly, he’ll accommodate. As much as he can, anyway.
Michael’s not necessarily confident in a sexual sense either. He grew up around sexual content, porn, playboys, raunchy words, etc. But he’s never had the need/want to do those acts with someone else. The only exception is you! Sometimes he wishes he knew how to convey that. That you’re special, it’s not like he’s getting a hard-on for everyone who passes him on the street. No, he likes you. He likes the way you’re shaped, how you carry yourself, your personality. So when you’re insecure and he can’t just tell you that, it frustrates him.
If you seem to pull away or hide certain parts of yourself. That’s what he’ll focus on. Stretch marks, scars, freckles/moles, hip dips or any pudge at your stomach & thighs? That’s where he’ll trace. Michael’s especially into doing little nibbles, leaving hickies along skin. His favorite places are the insides of your thighs, at your hip bones, neck and shoulders.
The fact you have more weight on you changes nothing for him. In a lot of ways, it eases him. You look softer, but he knows that you can probably handle his rougher grabs & such a lot better than others. He’s not as hesitant to leave a hand shaped bruise on your hips. Not to mention how nice you are to lean into. When everything is said and done, and he’s exhausted in a way he’s never been before, he can’t help but rest against you. You’re warm, soft, perfect size to cuddle. He’ll deny he’s a softie but I think we all know he’s got a gooey center in that hard candy shell.
Michael nibbled along your soft jaw again, not biting as harshly as he did along your shoulders or the insides of your thighs, leaving makes no doubt. His hands were scarred & palms a bit dry, but not necessarily calloused. Despite the soreness from bruises now blossoming on your hips and thighs, his hold was gentler now. Like the caution he used on his paper masks. You sighed as he nuzzled his face into your neck. His thumb traced over marks like stripes on the tops of your thighs, making you twitch and slightly tug back. Michael huffed and nipped at your neck. “Ah! Hey…” You complained with a pout. He let out a low rumble from the back of his throat, squeezing your thigh for a moment. You sigh and rested against the pillow more. “Right…you like them. Still gotta remind myself of that.” He felt satisfied now that you remained still. He leaned into you more, feeling you pet his hair. “You’re real heavy you know.” You said, groaning when he dropped all his weight on you. “You jerk!” You wheezed a laugh, squealing as he hid his face into your chest. “Ugh, you’re lucky I like you, Mikey.” You sighed fondly, letting him continue to trace the marks that ran up your skin.
Lester Sinclair
Lester understand physical insecurity pretty well, but if he’s being honest, he’ll be utterly baffled by you being not being confident. He might even feel guilty, wondering if he just didn’t show his affection for you enough. Impossible, honestly. He’s a cuddly bitch.
If you explain it’s from things like bullying, societal standards, maybe even your parents? He’ll get frustrated at people he’s never even met. Wishing he’d found you sooner so he could’ve been there, set those people straight before you got those thoughts caught in your head.
Lester’s a sweetheart, really. He’ll do whatever he can to make it clear he thinks you’re perfect. Regardless of your size & height. Whether it’s proving you’re not to heavy by picking you up or just smothering you in affection. He’ll do it, no questions asked.
Admittedly, Lester’s a perv. If you think you won’t be subjected to his longing looks over your figure, because you’re on the heavier side? WRONG. You couldn’t get more incorrect. If you get shy over him staring at your ass, I promise it’s out of love. He’s happy with you regardless of size, he’s just happy someone loves him.
While Lester struggles to understand how you could see yourself as anything other than perfect. He does get being a bit uncomfortable with yourself from personal experience. He’s more comfortable with himself now because he’s just glad to be alive. But when he was in his teenage years, insecurity was heavy. So, he’ll do to you what he wishes others gave him. Compliments. Compliments. Compliments. Lester already praises you every chance he gets, but the moment you admit to wanting try to be intimate with him, he’s already going to be super sweet. He may be a perv sometimes but he’s a sweetheart, really. But since he knows you’re sensitive to how you look, the adoration doubles.
“Lester, I have to get up.” “I dunno what’cha mean.” Lester squeezed you tighter as you both sat in bed. He rested his chin on your shoulder. You chuckled and shook his head. “Lest, I need to shower! You do too, honestly. I’m all sticky!” You complained, still laughing. “Better be sticky like this than sticky with blood and guts.” Lester laughed, he laughed even harder when you made a face. “Grooosss, ugh. You’re nasty.” Lester shrugged as you poked his face. “For real though, we should probably shower.” You hummed softly. Lester rocked the both of you slightly as he thought. “How abouuuttt, a bath instead?” You smiled and hummed in thought, looking to the ceiling as if you were debating. “Oh, okay. I suppose.” Lester grinned and hugged you tightly. “A bath it is!” 
Bo Sinclair
Bold of you to assume he’s not into people with fuller figures. You cannot tell me Bo doesn’t love a little squish on his partner, because I will defend it to the death. He’s a bit vain, sure, but that’s more exclusive to himself. This man’s gonna stare at you. He scans your figure constantly, and he’s not ashamed when you catch him. He’ll make it more obvious then.
When in a relationship/trying to flirt with you, your figure is often part of his comments. They’re oddly enough, rather praising. Sometimes it’s a bit perverted but it’s never degrading. He’s an asshole a lot of the time but he can be a sweetheart when he wants to be. Even if he’s very clearly trying to get in your pants/skirt, it doesn’t mean he doesn’t mean what he says.
Bo’s favorite thing is when you wear clothes that cling to your body shape. This is probably where you come clean about your insecurity. He’ll ask why you keep picking at your clothing, saying you look fine so stop messing with it. When you tell him that you’re a bit shy about your weight/figure? He’s visibly taken aback. As if that concept never occurred to him. Now, he knows that insecurity is bad, he has a fair bit himself(though his isn’t physical based).
With knowing that, when you’re willing to allow him to do things with you, he’s oddly enough…softer. Now he’s still gonna be a teasing bastard. But he slips in less taunting in his praises, and he’s a bit more careful. This is both because he actually cares about your but also because he’s a bit nervous to do something that’ll trigger some insecurity. He doesn’t want you to hide when you’ve finally opened up to him. Bo knows exactly what it’s like to suddenly be stricken with anxiety and regret because you worry about judgement, or rejection when at your most vulnerable.
Bo snuffed out the cigarette as he exhaled smoke off to the side, away from you. He leaned up a bit on the pillows & headboard, you settled between his legs, hugging his torso with your head on his sternum. Forgoing the heavy blanket but covered by a thinner sheet. The comforter had ended up on the floor and neither of you were willing to grab it. Bo’s shoulders were lax and his face seemed at peace. He turned to look at you. He chuckled softly. “Ya lookin’ like I saved ya life or somethin’.” His accent was thicker now, it seemed to dip down when he exerted himself. You hummed and gave a lovesick smile. “You’re pretty.” You slurred. Bo blinked in surprise, cheeks going pink as he snorted. “Gee, doll. I really did fuck ya silly, you’re out here talkin’ nonsense.” Your nose scrunched up when he pinched it. You gently swatted his hand. “I mean it! You’re very pretty, real sweet too. And warm.” You laid on his chest again, exhaling in content. Bo rolled his eyes but his smile didn’t falter. Your eyes fluttered shut when he gently squeezed your shoulder, massaging the muscle with his thumb. He sighed, letting his head fall back, too relaxed to keep it upright. He stared at the ceiling for a moment before closing his eyes at well. Not falling asleep but enjoying the moment.
Vincent Sinclair
If anyone here knows physical insecurity, it’s Vincent. (Also Jason & Thomas, but anyway.) All his life he’s been plagued by the fact he’s literally missing half of his face. They weren’t spared the comments or weird looks when they wore their mask either. Either way he was a freak, though they seem to find beauty in every figure except their own.
The fact Vincent’s an artist will aide in how hw describes you. You’re always viewed like an art piece. Vincent craves novelty, things that separate individuals. Any insecurity you may have will just be another reason they adore you. From stretch makes to rolls. Like his twin, he also likes a fuller figure. Not for the same reasons however. Vincent’s main reason is how therapeutic they are to draw/sculpt. Smooth lines & softness seem so appealing when used to sharp edges & harshness.
When he learns you’re insecure? They understand completely. Though, it does upset them to a degree, mostly the fact that he could never convey how he views you. Not truly. No matter how many times he draws you, he’ll often feel he didn’t capture you properly, even if you praise the sketches. Saying they improved your looks will upset them more, his art pales in comparison to you by a great degree, that’s how he feels.
He’s hesitant with sexual encounters for the same reason. But, in a way, it’s that mutual feeling that makes it sweeter. He understands you to a degree others won’t, and vise versa. They won’t complain if you ask to keep on some of your clothing, they’d prefer to keep on your mask. But, if you make an effort to overcome your fears, just for him? He’ll do his absolute best to mirror you. Whatever you’re comfortable with, he’ll do his best to make it equal, to show that they see your effort & the feeling is mutual.
Panting was slowing down into more even breaths as the air seemed to grow colder. Vincent’s mask laid nearby on the nightstand, not far from ridden clothing on the floor. Said man hid their face in your neck. The vulnerability was shared but still a bit nerve wracking. As you came back to earth, you turned your head a bit, raising a hand to pet his long hair. It was soft, he’d washed it recently. “Vincent?…” Their shoulders eased at the sound of your voice, just as they always did. “If you could, could I see you again? If not, that’s okay, I won’t mind.” You whispered. Vincent swallowed audibly. You waited for his next move until they pushed themselves up again, raising their weight from your figure. His hair fell over his shoulders and framed his deformed face. They still seemed tense. Afraid of rejection, making empathy bubble in your blood. Carefully, you rose your hands, placing them both on either side of his face, holding both sides with the same amount of delicacy & adoration. Your gentle smile made Vincent’s throat clench. “You’re beautiful.” You whispered. He sighed. You caught the slight tremble in his lip and the strain in his breathing, trying to keep it smooth. You leaned up and kissed him carefully, making them melt like hot wax, ironically. You pecked the bridge of their nose after pulling away. Vincent’s eye fluttered nearly shut under the affection, feeling warm. You felt him trace the stretched marks on your sides in return. Equally shared & equally accepted.
Brahms Heelshire
Once again, Brahms knows exactly what physical insecurity is like, he’s filled with it. Technically, this man has about every form of insecurity under the sun, most of which stems from his parents treatment. But somehow, he can’t fathom the fact that you aren’t happy with yourself. Even if you explain it, Brahms is beside himself! How can you view yourself as anything less than ethereally perfect?
Your curves themselves are some of Brahms’ favorite parts of you. Yes, because he’s a pervert, but that’s not the only reason. Brahms appreciates the softness, the squish. Whether it’s because he’s laying on you or because he’s squeezing your thighs/chest/ass/etc. He’ll show you extra physical affection when you’re wearing tighter clothing. His reasons may be a bit…suspicious, but he means well!
Brahms knows classical art very well, he’ll refer to these examples to try and convince you to be more comfortable with yourself. “Aphrodite was often described as full figured!” “Lots of classical artists loved to paint curves.” He might even wax Sappho-poetic if it means you’ll see yourself more kindly. He’s quiet & often talks to you in a simple vocabulary, but when feeling more lucid & grown, he has a vast vocabulary. He tends to keep it stuck to pages, but he’ll gladly preach his delicate sentences to soothe you.
When it comes to sex in general, Brahms couldn’t give a single fuck about your figure, stretch marks, scars, etc. That’s not the point! The point of sex is, one, affection. A lot of affection all at once. Two, pleasure, because we all know he’s not afraid to admit when he likes something. And three, a display of loyalty. Showing vulnerability in order to come together(pun intended) and adore each other. He could care less if your thighs jiggle with his trusts or if your tummy has rolls when you rest on top of him. Either way, it’s you, that’s what he cares about.
Brahms’ mask was cold against the skin of your shoulder blade. He held you tightly to his chest, having caught you before you could head off to the bathroom, leaving you sat on the edge of the bed. Brahms was often quiet, he didn’t talk much, but there were some moments where words poured like the rain outside. Now was one of those times. Having felt you flinch away slightly when he wrapped his arms around your thick stomach. “Softness is desirable, it’s gentle & welcoming. It feels kind. It suits you. Don’t be so harsh on yourself when your body resembles everything delicate & loving.” He mumbled, voice a bit breathy, having yet to put his child-voice back on. You bit your lower lip as the space around your eyes & cheeks grew warm, a straining feeling in your throat. “Brahms…” your voice was a bit shaky. Brahms shook his head and squeezed you a bit tighter. “I’ve grown tired of sharp edges & the burning sting of everything. I like you better. You’re welcoming, approachable, accepting. If you can accept & love everything I’ve done, please let me do the same for you.” He rested his chin on your shoulder. You sniffled and blinked a few times, leaning back into him, hoping to keep the water in your eyes off your face. Resting your hands over his forearms, tracing some scars that had been caught on his left hand. “Thank you, love.” You whispered back. Brahms let you hold his hand & he squeezed it back. He was warm. Better than the harsh cold of the mansion air. “It’s only fair…” he mumbled, lifting his mask just enough to expose his mouth, kissing a bruise he’d left on your neck.
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slasherscream · 3 years
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YANDERE UNTIL DAWN + BECOMING YOUR EMERGENCY CONTACT
❥ guilt trips you because they aren’t your emergency contact ❥
- Josh doesn't pull any punches and immediately asks if the reason he isn't your emergency contact is because of his mental health issues. You think I can't handle the responsibility. I get it. He says it with just the right amount of “playful” self-depreciation that has you jumping to reassure him. Of course I think you can handle it, Josh! You just didn't think he'd want to be your contact. You'll have him put on all your stuff by the end of the day and you'll barely remember doing it. The good ol' manipulation misdirection gets ‘em every time. 
- Sam feigns downright confusion over the fact that she’s not your emergency contact. She sells it flawlessly, and now you’re the one who’s confused. I just thought we were... y’know...serious, she tells you. Cue your internal panic! You didn’t think that becoming one another’s emergency contacts was a serious relationship milestone. You ask her if you’re her emergency contact and she tells you of course you are. You kinda think this is something you should have talked about as a couple, but you feel awful for making her think you’re not serious about your relationship. You don’t bring it up again until you’ve made sure she’s on all your paperwork.
- Chris goes straight to moping. King of being passive-aggressive about any relationship “issues”. You’ll have to prod at him for awhile until he admits why he’s upset. He watched you sign some paperwork and saw that you put someone else down as your emergency contact. The world might as well have ended! You’re baffled when he finally tells you why he’s upset. But you’re my contact on everything! He doesn’t ask you to put him down but it seems so important to him that you just do it anyway. You tell him as soon as it’s done so he’ll stop pouting over it.
- Hannah doesn’t even try to go about the pretense that everything is okay. Why aren’t I your contact? Don’t you trust me? You’ll go back and forth over the topic for awhile. You haven’t been dating for that long! It’s a big step! You can say whatever you’d like, but Hannah has a one track mind when she wants to. Every conversation will make its way back to this one. She will wear you down and she doesn’t care how long it takes to do it. When you finally tell her you put her down on all your paperwork she has the nerve to act as if it’s a romantic gesture you did all on your own. Awww, Y/N, you didn’t have to do that!
- Ashley will be miserable and you won’t even know why. She finds out that she’s not your contact probably by looking at something she shouldn’t have been looking at. She won’t bring it up, she’ll just become unbearable to be around. Every date is like getting your teeth pulled. Calling her and texting her are like preparing to attend a funeral. But every time you ask her what’s wrong you’ll just get a solemn little, I’m fine. You’ll be begging her to tell you what’s wrong so you can help fix it. When she tells you it’s about her not being your emergency contact you’ll feel enraged but she’s emotionally exhausted you. You won’t even bother trying to rationalize the situation with her. You’ll just go make your life easier and have her set up as your contact.
❥ is offended that they aren't your emergency contact ❥
- Emily finds out because you wound up in the hospital. Apparently you’d been there for a few hours before you’d thought to call her. She’s not the most... tender personality, but you’re expecting her to be at least a little nice to you. Considering you’re in the hospital and all. But no, when she gets there she treats you with an icy anger. You wait to be discharged into her care with baited breath. You’re desperately going over every interaction you’ve had with her for the last month. It’s not until you get home that she snaps and you know why she’s so mad. What if you weren’t able to call me at all, huh? What if you were dead somewhere and I had to wait for someone else to tell me? Is that what you want?! You’re honestly shocked by how emotional she’s acting. While Emily is controlling over you, she also keeps how she’s feeling close to her chest. Sometimes you’re at a loss when it comes to knowing how much you mean to her. Overwhelmed, you promise to get her put on absolutely everything. The rest of the night is spent with Emily smothering you with affection and scorn alike.
- Mike immediately escalates what could have been a conversation into a fight. His accusation of “So you don’t trust me to take care of you?“ makes it impossible to discuss the topic neutrally. There’s nothing that Mike takes more seriously than taking care of you. He’s always hovering. Always nearby. Always waiting to prove that you need him around. That no one could do a better job of being your hero. Not being your emergency contact is the ultimate insult to the way he views your relationship. There is no talking him down from how upset he is. The only thing he wants from you is you telling him that you just forgot to change all your paperwork. You’ll really calm him down if you manage to flip the script and ask why he didn’t “remind” you to do it. You can feel the tension in the room disappear, instantly replaced by the oppressive weight of his satisfied ego. When he starts to tease you in that half-doting, half-condescending way he loves to treat you, you almost miss his anger.
- Beth knows just how important stuff like this is thanks to Josh and a few emergencies that have involved him in the past. The fact that she’s not your contact makes her feel inconsequential to your life. Like an after thought. She cares about you more than anyone. She should be the first person to know if anything happens to you. She should be the first person who gets to talk to doctors or see you. Beth tells you that you should be one another’s emergency contact in that self-assured way the younger twin says most things. You don’t even think twice about it as the both of you sit down and do the paperwork together.
- Jessica knows you want her. Everyone wants her. She's popular, fun, and hot. But people don't take her seriously. They don't think there's anything beneath her surface. Usually it doesn't bother her. Why should she give a shit what a bunch of nobodies think of her? They want to be her, or be with her either way. But you're not a nobody. And it might be fun to date her, but she wants to be more than fun to you. She wants you to love her as much as she loves you. She keeps it to herself for awhile. She doesn't want to seem as desperate as she feels. Eventually it gets to her. I just... this means something to me. You mean something to me. It's hard to deny her anything when she's being earnest. So she goes on your paperwork and feels lighter than air, knowing that you take her seriously. That you love her.
- Matt feels like you don’t respect him. Why else would he not be on your papers? Never-mind that you might have a parent, or relative, or best friend on your paperwork. He should be there. He loves you more than he loves anything or anyone. He’d do anything to protect you or take care of you. How could he trust anyone to take care of you the way he would if you’d just give him the chance? Can’t stop thinking about what he’s done to make you think he’s unreliable. What moment of weakness convinced you that you have to depend on someone else? It won’t take much gentle prying for him to tell you what’s wrong. He doesn’t open up too much. He doesn’t want you to see him as any weaker than you must already. Maybe he can salvage whatever mess he must’ve already made. Instead of the rejection, and validation of his insecurities that he was expecting, you tell him how much you love him. How you didn’t know stuff like that mattered to him. You both change your paperwork. He’d never been happier than when you told him you wanted him to be able to lean on you too.
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slasherwife · 3 years
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S/o pampering the slashers + Vincent , they come home and the s/o prepared a bath and cook them dinner.
Y/n Spoiling Their Slasher
Ooh funn! Sometimes these poor bois need extra love 🥺💞
Thomas:
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- He would be a flustered baby from the beginning🥺
- He would feel bad that you’re doing this stuff for him and would feel a bit awkward since he’s so used to being the provider, that he wouldn’t really know how to act 🌼
- He clings to you for guidance, because being so relaxed and spoiled like this feels like a crime to him. And that breaks my heart.
- You end up being the mother hen, coaxing him and cooing at him as he looks up at you as if you're an angel. He'll lower himself into the bath and hold onto your hand, falling into a pit of pure love for you. You are literally his angel and you are GLOWING in his eyes💕
- when you give him a special dinner, he eats it happily and offers to share almost everything with you. It's like he's mostly concerned with what's on your plate instead of his, glancing over and making sure you're enjoying yourself. He can't help it though, it's completely second nature to him 💫💖
He is still hesitant to let himself be comfortable because he has literally never had anything like this ever in his life. He still looks to you for guidance and you tell him that you won't make him do anything he's not comfortable with.
- You both end the night with him clinging to you, buried his face in your stomach with his arms wrapped around your hips. He repeats in his mind that he doesn't deserve an angel like you until he falls asleep, dreaming about you. This boy is lovesick. 💕
Jason
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- Jason would just full on melt. He already knew how kind and loving you could be, and honestly isn't too surprised that you would do this. He nevertheless of course, puts his masked-face on your temple in the form of a kiss, and strokes your ear as a thank you💗
- Big boy doesn't waste a minute, he's stripped and ready to dive in. He definitely did NOT expect you to come over there and help him wash. Unsurprisingly he got bashful and looked away as you lovingly scratched his shoulders and unknotted his huge biceps and neck. He ends up going slack in the tub from how good it feels. 😊
- His eyes don't leave you most of the time. He looks away bashfully when you glance at him or smile at him, and his heart is just a fluttery mess at you. When you courteously look away when he steps out of the bath, you direct him to a big meal you made <3
- He has no idea where to start he is a trainwreck at just eating a mf meal. You smile encouragingly at him as he delicately uses his fork (which looks like a toothpick in his hands) and eats like he's at the queen's reception ceremony. He is SO polite. Uses a napkin and everything.
- I canon that he was ALWAYS hungry pre-zombie phase, and could literally eat 5 horses in one sitting (a weird visual but--) he signs to you asking what you were going to eat, and will literally fight with you about you taking his plate if you haven't eaten yet. 💖😤
- hes a babe
Michael
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- this bitch. you already know bae.
- He would refuse the bath because he finds it weird that he would bathe in a bath you made him (im confused too dw) He will stand there, his 7 ft tall ass, shaking his head at you no.
- you somehow end up getting in the bath with him because that was the only chance he would take the bath-- with you literally stuck to him as he drags you around like a pool noodle 🥲
- he might initiate funky time but probably not. he just wants to be clean tbh. He spends the entire bath time smelling your hair as he doesn't allow you to move for a good 10 minutes. He strokes your neck though which is nice 💖
- after you guys both leave the bath, he is still carrying you like a purse, but lets you at least put on a towel so you're not sitting naked at the dinner table.
- He's really touchy tonight, and it's mostly because he's filled to the rim with love for you. 💗He expresses it with roughhousing though and handling you like a ragdoll. He does NOT mean to hurt you though and will be gentle if you tell him to cut it out.
- He eats absolutely everything on his plate gratefully, again, doesn't express it in the most civil way, but he appreciates it (surprisingly). He actually might eat from your plate, you can't tell me this 7 ft giant doesn't run on five rotisserie chickens a day.
Bo Sinclair
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- I literally didn't even want to write for this dude. He is an asshole. But he's a hot asshole with daddy vibes so here we are 😤💗
- I would never expect Bo to worship you in return for you doing this for him. There are some things he will boast and tease you about being a swoon for him, being obsessed over him and whatnot~~~ But stuff like this is a little too much for that. It almost touches him. Almost💘
- He initially just doesn't know what to say. He loves you, that’s obvious. So he doesn't want to hurt your feelings by saying the wrong thing (which he does ALL THE TIME) so he's going to be uncharacteristically non hyper-verbal
- When you tell him you have a bath running for him upstairs, he'll think you're joking at first. When it becomes obvious that you're not, you lead him to it, and he looks at you when you're not looking and there's a slight of affection in them🌼
- He offers to share the bath with you, with a glint in his eye and that velvety smooth tone of his. This makes you blush furiously and become shy, which eggs him on. It’s completely up to you though, heh, because this will in fact lead to the sex
- afterwards he may drag you over to the bed to sleep~~~ until you tell him you have dinner waiting for him, and he is a fucking s l u t for food after funky time ✨
- now here he definitely teases you. “you’re practically worshipping me, doll. how am I supposed to treat you now?” What we’re you expecting? but internally he’s bursting at the seams and he’s very touched. 💖Probably to the point where he’s uncomfortable and will either be very quiet (he has no idea what to say) or he’ll tease the shit out of you as a coping mechanism.
- he eats like a normal person unlike everyone else here (and maybe Vincent) going on about his day where you listen patiently with a smile on your face ☺️
- Then when in bed, with his back facing you, he’ll very quietly thank you for doing this for him, because Lord knows he needed it. He’s very thankful 💖
Vincent Sinclair
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- all signs of responsiveness is cut. I mean, he’s the tiniest bit of smug if I’m raw honest. He was the golden child out of the two when he was younger and even if Bo is top dog in Ambrose, the feeling of deserving more than he does is still there. Which he DOES 😭💖
- He’s in absolutely no way like Bo. Bo is a smug ass who doesn’t listen to anyone (who we stan btw), but he’s still touched to the core.💖 You didn’t need to do this, you wanted to
- he knew he was worthy of being loved. He knew Bo wasn’t going to hold him down forever. he’s felt he needed this for the longest time. He wants to beat Bo; ~~~
- and when the prettiest, sweetest angel is at his feet pampering him, he just knows how jealous Bo is. 💘😭 Anyway SORRY I’m rambling~~ I feel like Vinny would be too scared to go into the bath himself and would have you sit on a stool beside him.
- he’ll be signing to you the entire time he’s in the bath~~ about anything and everything. He’s just so emotionally connected to you, he can’t help but spill his thoughts 🥺
- you both would eat your dinner in his room, probably on his bed as you share ideas about sculpting and life Bring a laptop so y’all can watch Netflix together ✨
- he’d want to make love to you after but that depends on how shy he’s feeling. It would probably be gentle and devoid of much lust, only love🥺💓
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Belonging
Mammon x gn!MC
Words - 4606
Content warnings - lots of angst, insecure MC, Mammon is an ass at first ‘cause he’s a tsundere
Prompt/inspiration - self indulgent comfort piece
Summary - That one time when Mammon’s tsundere tendencies broke your heart.
AO3
You had been so stupid. So foolish. So naive.
When you first met Mammon, he took your breath away. You had never seen someone just so...beautiful. It was an honest to goodness love at first sight moment, something that you didn’t even believe possible until then. Yeah he seemed a little harsh, but you convinced yourself it was just because he was shy and easily embarrassed. As soon as he got to know you better, you were sure he’d calm down a bit and open up to you.
It was slow going though. Just when you had started thinking you had finally managed to become friends with him, something would happen that would send you back to square one again. For every step forward you took, you would inevitably take 3 steps back.
But after a while, things did eventually seem to be going your way. He’d come over for movie nights. You were allowed to hang out in his room. He no longer stuttered out excuses when he would walk you to and from RAD. You had started to feel comfortable. Like maybe everything in your shitty life up until now might have actually been worth it because finally, FINALLY you had someone who genuinely enjoyed being around you.
Until today, that is, when you were not-so-gently reminded of your place.
The night began like any other Friday evening - a movie night with Mammon, Beel, and Levi. Everyone had gathered in Mammon’s room, snacks were plentiful, and you were getting to sit next to Mammon. As the movie progressed, you casually adjusted your position so that you could hold his hand. But as soon as your palm touched his and he realized what you were doing, he pulled back and yelled at you.
“What the hell are ya doing?!”
If it wasn’t for the look on his face, you would have sworn he was embarrassed. Instead, there was no doubt in your mind just how disgusted he was at the idea of you touching him. You didn’t notice when the movie was paused. Or when the lights were turned on. All you could see were his eyes boring into yours. Looking like he wanted to vomit on the spot at the very idea of having ever been close to you.
“Umm...I...just…” you stumbled over your words, unsure what to say. What could you even say? He knew you had tried to hold his hand. And that’s all there was to it. You made a move, the wrong one, and he rejected you.
“Sorry...I’ll umm...just go…” was all you managed to finally get out, as you made a mad dash to your room. Your cheeks were burning with shame, and tears pricking at your eyes.
How could you have been so arrogant? Thinking someone could actually be interested in a person like you. This wasn’t your home. These weren’t your friends. They weren’t your family. You didn’t belong here. You didn’t belong anywhere. You had let yourself get comfortable, indulging your delusions and fantasies and ignoring all the many warning signs that you weren’t actually wanted here.
Even though Mammon was your official Guardian, the rest of the brothers still did their part to make sure you survived your year in one piece. And you had mistaken this courtesy as actual kindness. If anyone had been nice to you, it was out of obligation or pity. You were so desperate to believe you had finally found a place of your own that you let yourself be tricked into thinking demons would actually care about you.
You should have known better. It’s not like you hadn’t had this experience before. People who tolerated you and then at the first available opportunity cut you from their lives. You knew there was something wrong with you, there had to be, for as many times as this had happened. But since no one stuck around very long at all, you honestly had no idea what that might be. If someone would have just told you, you would have fixed it.
By the time you had made it to the safety of your room, your tears had already started to fall in large, heavy drops. You didn’t make a sound. You were too numb to even sob. You just laid down on your bed, facing the wall, and cried. If you could even call it crying. It was more like tears just poured from your eyes. You didn’t even know it was possible to cry that many tears, yet here you were - soaking your pillow, unable to stop the flow.
At some point, you had managed to get your breathing under control. And then, even your tears dried up. You turned to lay on your back, staring at the ceiling and trying to figure out where you should go from here. You still had to make it through the rest of the year, and you had to find some way of doing that peacefully. Maybe if you talked to Lucifer he would assign you a different Guardian? You didn’t really want a different Guardian though, but you doubted you would be able to emotionally handle spending any more time with Mammon. Especially since every time you closed your eyes you could still see that look on his face.
After weighing your options you decided the only thing for you to do really was to put on a happy face. You’d be polite to anyone that talked to you, but you were going to be smart this time. You were going to keep your distance. Not just from Mammon, but from everyone else too.
There was no point in giving yourself the chance to believe you actually could make any friends here. Doubtless it would end up the same way. So you were going to do the minimum - go to RAD, come back to your room, and stay in your room until it was time to leave for RAD again, only leaving with the exception of meal times. No more movie nights, or gaming tournaments, or shopping trips, or restaurant tours. You were just going to keep to yourself and...survive.
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Breakfast the following morning was oddly quiet. Beel, Mammon, and Levi kept exchanging looks, but you pretended you didn’t notice and just focused on your meal. You had found a comfortable sense of numbness since the previous night, and had now more or less come to terms with the fact you weren’t wanted here and had gotten carried away.
Lucifer had needed to head out a bit earlier to attend a before school meeting with Lord Diavolo, so you asked if you could walk with him instead. He raised an eyebrow at your unexpected request, but thankfully didn’t ask any additional questions. Of all the brothers he was actually the one you were most comfortable with at the moment. Probably because you never had any doubts about the fact he wasn’t overly fond of you.
When classes had ended for the day, you realized that you would need to walk home with Mammon. But after a full day of perfecting your “nice” smile, and mastering how to behave “politely” without taking things personally, you felt better prepared to handle it than you had that morning. Mammon seemed nervous, blushing and fidgeting most of the way. Any other day, you would have asked him what was wrong, but now you were committed to keeping your distance so you ignored him.
Once you arrived back at the House of Lamentation, however, he finally started talking to you before you had a chance to hide away in your room again.
“Uhh...about last night...I…”
“It’s fine, Mammon,” you said, smiling your best, bright smile, “I’m sorry for making you uncomfortable.”
“That’s...I was jus’ surprised is all…”
“Then I’m sorry for surprising you.”
“So umm...do you wanna...try again...maybe…?”
For the briefest moment, your smile faltered. You were quick to correct it, but of course Mammon noticed that split second of hesitation before you answered.
“No thank you. It was nice of you to offer though. But I don’t think I’ll be going to movie night anymore, so you really don’t have to worry about me.”
“Huh? That’s not what I was...this wasn’t about the movie…!”
You gave Mammon another perfect, reassuring smile before leaving him in the entryway, flustered beyond belief at what just happened. He could understand that you might not have known what he was asking right away, but to say you didn’t want to go to movie night at all? That seemed like a bit of an overreaction. Not to mention the fact that the entire conversation just seemed...weird. You were smiling too much for one thing, and he really didn’t like it. He enjoyed making you smile, but this just wasn’t right.
And he couldn’t just let that go.
No sooner had you sat down at the table in your room to begin on your assignments, than the door was flung open as Mammon barged in. You stared at him, stunned, unable to grasp why he had followed you to your room. When he saw you looking at him, he once again got flustered, but was quick to recover this time - he was on a mission.
“Look I know I yelled at ya and all, but that ain’t a reason to skip movie night. Who's gonna feed Beel? Or make sure Levi doesn’t put on those weird anime movies with the tentacles and shit?”
“I’m sure you’ll manage. You had to have worked things out somehow before I arrived. You don’t need to try to include me,” you replied, turning your back to Mammon so you could focus on your work.
“Movie night was your idea! Ya can’t just quit!”
“I said it’s fine,” you could feel your frustration building in your chest. You had wanted to do this peacefully, but Mammon was so stubborn, more stubborn than you had anticipated given his reaction to you yesterday.
“It ain’t fine!”
“Leave it alone, Mammon,” you snapped, stopping what you were doing as you tried to calm yourself down again. You weren’t going to let him get to you. He’d wear himself out and lose interest eventually. You just needed to be patient until he realized he didn’t have to entertain you anymore.
“How can I leave it alone? I’ve said worse stuff to ya before and you haven’t acted like this.”
“I know when I’m not wanted. It’s fine.”
You weren’t about to open up and confide in him all your worries and fears. Even if he was asking out of politeness, you knew he wouldn’t really want to hear about that stuff anyways. He barely tolerated your physical presence, there wasn’t any way he’d want to be burdened with your emotional baggage too.
Mammon was silent for a while after that. He didn’t know what to say, or how to explain. He knew he had fucked up. Badly. It wasn’t that he didn’t want you next to him. He did. More than he’d care to admit. Which was actually part of the problem. He didn’t want to admit he cared. Because admitting he cared would mean you could reject him. If you weren’t aware of his feelings, then you would just be stuck with him, and that was good enough for him. It had to be.
At least it had been up until now. Now, Mammon feared if he didn’t say something, anything, he’d lose any chance at ever talking to you again.
“...I wanted ya there…” he finally whispered, so quietly you almost didn’t hear it.
“You don’t mean that.”
“Yeah I do!” he said, much louder than he had spoken before. Couldn’t you tell he was trying to say that he liked you? That he enjoyed your company? Did you really have to argue with him about it?
“...whatever,” you said with a sigh as you began to open your school books.
“Hey! Listen to me will ya!? I’m trying to say I like you!”
You flinched at Mammon’s sudden declaration.
“And you expect me to believe that?” you replied, your tone laced with venom. You knew what was coming next - his inevitable backpedaling that he always did. Where he made excuses and belittled you and made sure to crush any hope you may have had that he actually liked you in any capacity because the idea of anyone thinking he actually had a soft spot for you was apparently absolutely appalling.
“Why wouldn’t you?! You should feel honored and…!”
“Why wouldn’t I?? Seriously?? You’re asking me that?”
You turned in your seat to glare at Mammon, angry tears gathering at the corners of your eyes. Did he seriously think so little of you that he just expected you to believe whatever you told him?
“I dunno Mammon, maybe it’s because ever since I got here you made a point to remind me what a burden I am and how much trouble I cause. Maybe it’s because you constantly dump me on your brothers to avoid your responsibilities. Maybe it’s because every time I try to be nice to you, you push me away and make me feel stupid for even trying. But hey, what do I know? I’m just the dumb human, right?”
By now your tears had started to fall, but you couldn’t even be bothered to dry them. You finally had the chance to get everything off your chest that had been building since you were dragged down to the Devildom and you didn’t feel like stopping anytime soon. Your rational thoughts had long since flown, and all that was left was your extremely hurt, angry, emotional self that was bound and determined to make sure Mammon knew just how much pain he had caused you.
Mammon, for his part, was completely dumbfounded. Personally, he thought he had been doing alright trying to get to know you. He wasn’t used to people actually being nice to him for one thing, so he was always so suspicious whenever you were.
But what he hadn’t realized though, was how genuine all your advances had been, and how much he had hurt you in trying to protect himself.
“I-I-I…”
“I’m not the sort of person anyone likes. I know that. So whatever joke it is you’re trying to pull, just stop it already!”
“I ain’t messin’ around!”
“What are you not understanding here??” you yelled, slamming your hands down on your desk as you stood up to face Mammon, “I don’t connect with people. I’m never the one that gets picked. So just stop it ok?! I don’t know what Lucifer threatened you with…”
“He didn’t threaten me with anything!”
“Oh please, like you actually want to spend any time with me.”
“Of course I do! That’s what I’ve been tryin’ to tell ya!”
“...you don’t mean that. No one ever means that.” You crossed your arms, hugging yourself tightly, averting your gaze. Your anger had started to fade and all that was left was an overwhelming sense of sadness.
“Why do ya keep saying that?”
“Because it’s true. It’s just what happens. Whatever it is that lets people make friends, I don’t have it. I always think I do, but it never works out. So why would this time be any different? I just...I can’t do this again.”
“What? Why not?”
“Because I love you!” you shouted, having finally reached the end of your patience with Mammon’s endless questions. This wasn’t how you had wanted to tell him. But you didn’t know what else to say at this point because nothing else seemed to be getting through to him.
Cautiously, Mammon took a step forward. Then another. Until he was standing right in front of you. You kept your eyes trained on the ground, refusing to look up. You didn’t want to see the look on his face. Not after you had just confessed to him. It had been bad enough when he yelled at you for holding his hand, and you were sure seeing him now would kill you.
But, Mammon didn’t force the issue. Instead, he slowly reached out for your hands, carefully twining your fingers together as he lowered his head to rest it against yours.
“...do ya mean that?”
“Of course I do,” you mumbled, “But it doesn’t matter. It never matters. I’m not good at this stuff.” You rubbed your fingers over Mammon’s hands, playing with his rings as you tried to distract yourself from the conversation you were having. Your heart was hammering in your chest, and you were so nervous you couldn’t stand it. It almost didn’t seem real to you, to have him standing so close to you, willingly touching you. Perhaps that’s why you weren’t shying away from being honest about your feelings and why you were letting yourself touch him like you were. If it was all only a dream, it didn’t matter anyways.
“It matters to me...I like ya too. A whole lot. And...I’m sorry for makin’ ya feel anything different. It’s just…” Mammon hesitated. This was the most honest he had been with another being in centuries, and his instincts to pull away and run were still strong. But you had been honest with him, and after all the hurt he caused you, it was probably the absolute least he could do.
“It’s just...I know how it feels. Ta not be wanted. And I uh...didn’t trust ya at first. I thought...you would be like my brothers and were just mocking me…”
That last sentence made your heart ache and you lifted your head slowly to look at Mammon. His eyes were closed now, but you could see the tears gathering at the corners and the dampness of his lashes. It was clear to you then that these were his true feelings, and not something he was sharing easily. Without a word, you released his hands, slipping your arms around his waist to pull him into a hug. He flinched at the sudden contact, but didn’t waste any time returning the gesture, wrapping his arms around you and hiding his face in your shoulder.
“I’d never do that,” you replied.
“Well yeah, I know that now.”
“I think you’re amazing, you know? I always have fun with you. And I like spending time with you. When you’re not acting like I’m the plague,” you teased, turning your head slightly to catch a glimpse of Mammon’s face and the faintest hint of a smile that tugged at his lips.
“S’rry. I think yer pretty amazing too. You put up with me an’ my brothers for starters.”
You laughed softly at his reply, feeling his arms tighten around you as he hugged you closer.
“Do you umm...wanna watch a movie…?” Mammon asked, hopeful that you’d take him up on the offer so he’d have a good reason for staying with you a little longer.
“Yeah, we can do that. I didn’t get to finish the movie from the other night.”
You pulled away from Mammon to grab your laptop from beside your bed, before climbing into it and making yourself comfortable. When you looked up, Mammon was still standing awkwardly in the middle of the floor, blushing furiously.
“Oh. Do you not want to sit here? Sorry! We can…” you started to ramble, terrified you had made him uncomfortable again and already messed up everything that you had just seemed to fix.
“No! It’s uh...not that...umm…” Mammon said, moving to sit on the edge of your bed, “Do you umm...wanna try...ya know...holding hands…?”
You blinked a few times as you processed Mammon’s request, staring at his outstretched hand that he was offering to you. Was this what he had been trying to ask you about after school…?
“I mean! It’s fine if ya don’t want to!”
“Wait!” you grabbed his hand quickly, before he had the opportunity to pull it back, “I’d like that. A lot,” you said, your cheeks heating up in embarrassment, “Can I ask you something?” Mammon nodded as he scooted back onto the bed so that he could sit next to you, “Is this umm, what you were trying to ask me about earlier? When we first got back?”
“Yeah,” now sitting comfortably beside you, he adjusted his grip on your hand, lacing your fingers together and allowing you to snuggle up next to him and rest your head on his shoulder. He was nervous at having you so close, but at the same time, he didn’t think he had ever felt more relaxed. There was a certain comfort in knowing that you felt the same way towards him and weren’t going to chase him off for wanting to be near you. He still had a long way to go in the “open and honest” department, but at least with you he didn’t have to hide his feelings any longer.
As the movie played, Mammon found himself struggling to concentrate. You had said a lot of things earlier when you had been so upset that he hadn’t been sure what you meant, or how he was supposed to respond. One thought in particular kept echoing in his mind that he really felt like he needed to address - that you didn’t feel wanted.
“Hey, do you umm, think we could talk?” he finally asked. You paused the movie and closed your laptop, nervous to hear what he had to say.
“Sure,” you replied meekly and Mammon gave your hand what he hoped would be a reassuring squeeze.
“I guess I just want to make sure you know that I want ya around. I know I can be a bit of an idiot at times and don’t always think things through...but that’s how I feel. And I know my brothers feel the same too.”
“Thank you. For telling me.” You could feel your throat tightening and you knew you were probably close to tears again, as if you hadn’t already cried enough today.
“And I’m gonna prove it to ya, you know? The Great Mammon’s gonna show ya just how special you are.”
A small smile spread across your face as you snuggled closer to Mammon. He nudged you gently with his elbow, which only made your smile broaden, and you nudged him in return, causing him to laugh. It didn’t take long for a full on tickle fight to erupt, which only stopped when Mammon had managed to successfully pin you to the mattress. Realizing the position he was in made Mammon’s face flush, but he didn’t move, and you simply looped your arms around his neck holding him in place with a hug. He carefully lowered his body so he could wrap you up in a hug of his own, as you buried your face into the crook of his neck.
You had been so certain earlier that you’d never get a chance to have a moment like this with him. And part of you feared if you were to let him go, he’d leave for good. But no matter how tightly you held him, Mammon held you just as tight. He too had been waiting for this for a long time and wasn’t about to let you go any sooner than necessary.
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The following morning, Mammon was already gone by the time you woke up. The realization stung, but you tried to focus on the positives and pushed those thoughts aside, determined not to let yourself jump to the worst case scenario before you had even eaten your breakfast. You quickly got yourself ready, and made your way downstairs, taking your usual seat at the table. Mammon had yet to make an appearance, so you focused on your food, anxiously waiting for him to join you.
When you heard the dining room doors open, you quickly snapped your head up, smiling as Mammon made his way into the room. He locked eyes with you, grinning, but as soon as he noticed that his brothers were also watching him, he averted his gaze and your heart shattered.
Of course, you thought, how could you have forgotten? Just because he admitted to liking you in private didn’t actually mean he would treat you any differently. The thought made your stomach churn, and you had to fight the urge to dash from the room, choosing instead to return your attention to the food on your plate. This was going to be so much worse now that you knew he was aware of your feelings, you thought, blinking back tears.
Shit.
Mammon had reflexively looked away from you for the briefest of moments when he had become aware of his brothers staring. But almost immediately he had stopped himself and looked back at you to offer you a smile. It hadn’t been quick enough though, and he only caught sight of your face as it fell and you attempted to hide your disappointment. He really hadn’t meant to hurt you. Especially not so soon after the two of you had finally opened up to each other.
And now what was he supposed to do?
Well, there really was only one thing he could think of - Make ‘em jealous.
Taking a deep breath, Mammon walked to his seat, nudging his chair over until it was right next to yours, before finally sitting down. You looked up at him, stunned and confused, and he flashed you his usual cocky grin, which only made your heart leap in your throat. Just what was going on? you wondered.
“Ooo Mammon, you’re sitting awfully close today,” Asmodeus teased.
“What’s it to ya, Asmo? Ya jealous?” Mammon, quipped back as he started serving himself some breakfast. He could feel you staring as you struggled to wrap your head around what was happening, and he smirked, shooting you a sideways glance.
“It’s just not fair that you keep hogging them all to yourself. The rest of us should get a chance to sit next to them too.”
“Enough. It’s too early in the morning for this sort of nonsense,” said Lucifer, sighing as he pinched the bridge of his nose.
“You know, dear brother, you’re going to get horrible wrinkles if you don’t get more rest,” replied Asmo, shifting his attention to Lucifer.
Mammon turned to look at you, not at all surprised to see that you were still staring at him in shock. He looked down at your lap, and you followed his gaze as he opened his right hand, palm up, and offered it to you. You stared at it for a few moments, before finally sliding your hand into his. You looked up at him again, only to find that his cheeks were now a very deep shade of red, one that spread all the way to the tips of his ears. He was clearly not prepared for how...different...it was going to feel to hold your hand when surrounded by his brothers, and you couldn’t help but smile at him.
He was quick to turn his attention to his breakfast, and you did the same, occasionally sneaking glances at Mammon as you ate. Mammon could feel your eyes on him, and while mildly embarrassing, also made him ridiculously happy. Up until yesterday he had been so afraid of making a move in your direction, he hadn’t even stopped to think of the possibility of you actually accepting him. And now that he was holding your hand, he was determined to never let it go.
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Ok I totally want to hear more about this survivors au/Delores is real! How do the siblings handle having this different version of Five? Five may be better adjusted but he still has to heard his family around like a bunch of stray cats. What happens when Hazel and Cha Cha show up? How do they find out that Vanya causes the apocalypse and how does Five handle that revelation?!
here is the thing, i think the survivors au has the potential to be HILARIOUS
no one knows how to handle a well-adjusted five, and this absolutely includes the commission
So you mentioned Hazel and Cha-Cha?? Five in this au was not nearly as absolutely feral as he is in the show bc he knows how to interact with people - he was raised by a competent adult and a weird best friend and they occasionally saw other survivors as well
please picture old Five hanging around the water cooler and chatting with Hazel
the other funny thing is that Five is competent passing - he is well adjusted emotionally but functionally?? Hazel is out there complaining about dental being cut and office parties and budgets and Five is there sipping his drink having never filed taxes in his life. Five doesn't know what the fuck a dental plan is, he was a child soldier and then lived in an apocalypse.
So please picture for me Hazel being like "okay I know corporate wants us to keep what we're being paid to ourselves but fuck that, workers unite, what do you get paid as a legend old timer?"
and five is like "you're getting paid? i get to not get tossed back into the apocalypse, I think"
"but what about expense forms? what about medical care?"
"I'm like 80% sure i'm being experimented on, actually." Five says nonchalantly, "Don't get me wrong, my idea of medical care is fucked by being a child soldier but I'm pretty sure regular people don't have electrodes attached to their heads every time they get a checkup. Could be wrong though! My ex-dad used to monitor my brainwaves while I slept so like, my idea of appropriate shit is fucked, you know?"
This is a Five who was raised by Rick, he is polite to his coworkers. If Dot asked him if he wanted to grab lunch, Five would have gone and grabbed lunch with her or politely said that he couldn't.
Cha Cha only ever talks to Five when she wants to talk shop, so they've had a couple of conversations about weapons but not much else tbh, Hazel just tends to be more personable
So when they're sent after Five, Hazel is much more hesitant to kill who he perceives as a "work friend" and also is definitely thinking about all the times Five casually revealed a way the commission was being highkey shady about him, such as the potential experimentation, no pay, working under duress etc. He's much more easily turned against the commission because he's even more primed to say "fuck the commission" than he is in canon
Hazel out here like "how did Five break his contract when Five wasn't even being paid? I kind of want to read it."
Hazel out here like "I would unionize if I didn't think the commission was anti-union enough to send literal assassins after me if I suggested it :/"
meanwhile with the siblings
Five just. talks over them a lot and makes so much sense that it's actually really hard to argue with him, and he's weirdly considerate of his family's obligations
Like Diego is like "i have to go see Patch" then Five is like "that's great I'm proud of you buddy, it would actually be really handy to have some law enforcement read into the situation if you think she's up to the task. that goes for everyone by the way! If y'all have people you trust, more bodies would be super helpful I think"
the entire family, collectively, who have like zero trusted social links: uhhhhhhhh
Diego, with this weird permission, probably?? Does? Awkwardly attempt to read Patch into the situation? Patch is, obviously, like "what the fuck, Diego" but probably goes with him to the mansion (????????) because she's concerned and then meets his fucking whacko family with their superpowers and suddenly everything is 100% more realistic
Five is just like "yes hello I'm aware I look like a child, i'm actually in my late 50s or early 60s (apocalypse time amiright) because of time travel stuff. Yes I am Five Hargreeves who went missing in like 2002 or whatever. anyway it's lovely to meet you, i'm so glad diego has someone he trusts, and considering my sibling's shifty looks when i told them to invite anyone they trusted this genuinely makes me concerned that Diego is the most socially well-adjusted of them."
"That cannot be possible." Patch says, like someone who has met Diego Hargreeves.
"You haven't met the rest." Five says sympathetically, "In our defense we were raised in isolation as child soldiers."
"That... explains so much." Is all Patch can say to that, "But you seem..."
"I'm adopted." Five waves away.
"We're ALL adopted." Diego grits out, very aggrieved by this and also not sure if he likes the fact that Patch seems friendly with Five, or at least is listening to him?
"I'm double adopted."
However! With the recruitment of Patch, herding Diego becomes like 90% easier.
Honestly the worst to herd are probably Luther and Allison? Luther because he's Number One and resents Five taking charge and also resents Five's casual dismissal of Reginald and also suspects that Five (or at least the commission) has something to do with Reginald's death?
Allison because she is torn between following Luther and helping him and helping Five but also calling Patrick and Claire at every possible moment while ALSO trying to repair her relationship with Vanya. She's flighty - she'd bail on a Five-apocalypse-assignment if Vanya mentioned being hungry or if Luther called or anything like that
Vanya likes to be included and, if asked, would probably drop as many current obligations as she can. Like she would probably cancel her teaching if Five genuinely and sincerely asked her for her help, which he does because he's 100% sure Dolores would manifest in front of him and smack him if he dared even imply someone without powers wouldn't be helpful
Vanya is like "I'm not sure if i'll be helpful - I don't have powers ):" and Patch is like "wtf are you talking about - my superpowers are Gun, Backup, and Reading Comprehension and i am like the most useful member of this team right now"
Vanya gets a confidence boost just from hanging out with Patch honestly, I think they should be friends
Klaus is thrilled to be included are you kidding?? He says he does it for money but he's just happy to be there and also as one of the most emotionally intelligent siblings he is mildly concerned about the fact that Five looks like he's about to cry and also emotes
Five also gives Klaus positive reinforcement, hugs, and Five absolutely weaponizes the I'm not mad, but I believe that you can do better and I'm going to give you more chances because I love you and fully believe that next time you'll be amazing way that Rick used on him.
I feel like Five ends up saying something along the lines of "I understand that x is really important, and we're definitely going to look into it. Is it something that needs to be addressed right now, or is it something that can wait until after April 1st? If it can wait, I can write it down here on this list so we don't forget. If it can't wait then we can figure out a time to address it and help you" a lot
Like Grace malfunctioning and potentially killing Reginald?
"We don't have to make this decision right now." Five says patiently, "Because Grace is a robot, we have some options. Living with a robot who is potentially malfunctioning and homicidal is dangerous, but Luther saying that means admitting that Reginald might have made a mistake or error with Grace's programming or upkeep. I haven't been here for a long time, but I remember Reginald being very precise. Regardless, this isn't a choice between permanently shutting her off or not. We can shut her down temporarily until we can fully address the issue. We can ask and see if there is a 'system reboot' option or some sort of system check that Grace can undergo. We can try find and hire an expert to take a look at her programming to find the issue."
Five gives this speech while like, organizing the weaponry in the house on a table very nonchalantly
Five out here making buzzer noises at his siblings arguments like "yeah no that's a false dichotomy and a strawman's argument, want to try again?"
(Look apocalypse nights were long and they had games that were literally about arguing pointless shit like ranking types of chairs or the best way to break out of a prison without powers and things could get heated)
"Who died and made you boss?" Luther demands.
"Uh, the world? Were you not listening?" Five asks, looking very purposefully confused.
It gets even MORE delightful when Five reads Rick into the situation because a) he promised and b) his siblings really have like, no connections jeeze
Rick fully believes that this is his son from the future, like Five introduced himself, but Five skipped out on a few key details. Such as being adopted.
So Rick spends a solid chunk of time just staring at Five, who looks basically nothing like him, trying to think like, who is his mother ???? if we save the world will Five stop existing? why would I name my child 'Five'? Does everyone have powers in the future? was there like... a radioactive apocalypse? would radiation give future humans superpowers? when did my life turn into a comic book? am i even allowed to ask these questions? will knowledge of the future fuck things up?
and then when Five comes back and is like "what is up everyone this is my dad Rick who will be joining us, he doesn't have any memories of me thanks to time travel but if anyone is mean to him i WILL kneecap them"
"Your DAD?"
Five does kidney punch Klaus for saying that Rick is a DILF but otherwise everyone just is like, warily looking at this Normal Dad Man in confusion because?? This is the dude who raised Five, who they watched take out like an entire commission team by himself yesterday? He looks so. Normal.
Rick is very confused and like, wonders if he's supposed to be the team mascot? But Five keeps involving him and asking his opinion and in return Rick enforces snack breaks and makes everyone sandwiches and has gentle talks with everyone
Every time Five notices someone about to blow he just lovingly makes sure that that person is alone in a room with Rick
Luther ends up crying on the sofa with Rick gently patting his back as Rick calmly states that Luther seems like he's put a lot of time and effort into his family and making his father proud and that since Reginald isn't here to say it, Rick will have to be the one to say that he's proud and that they've been dropped into a difficult and stressful situation - so soon after Reginald's death when they're still grieving! - and he's doing so well
Luther, experiencing unconditional positive paternal regard for the first time in his life: i don't know why i'm crying so much
honestly this is just a comedy of juggling the gang, having impromptu therapy sessions and discussions, investigating the apocalypse and the eye, leonard trying to meet vanya continuously and failing because she's constantly surrounding by family or rick/patch, the commission trying their best to bust up the dream team/isolate Vanya/kill or remove Five, while Hazel lives out his romcom dreams with Agnes and also says "fuck the commission"
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xseaxwitchxkpop · 3 years
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NSFW Alphabet: Sub!Sannie Edition
A/N: I've seen a lot of dom!ateez edition for this but not really much sub!ateez, so y'all know I had to do it lol. As always, take this with a grain of salt as I do not know the ateezers irl
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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
Doesn't matter if y'all had rough and kinky sex or sweet and soft sex, this boy will always be blissed out when y'all are done. He needs all the sweet kisses on his cheeks, his neck freckles, knuckle kisses, and cuddles. Whisper praise to him and feed and hydrate him...and give him a bath if it was a particularly rough session complete with washing his hair.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He's most proud of abs because not only would he be able to see (and feel) a tummy bulge with ur larger strap on/large dick, he also knows it earns him praise from you because of how hard he works for them. On you, he can't choose his favorite: he'd sway between your lips and the way they make him shudder, your fingers and the way they dig into his hips, and your legs that he could hold onto in missionary, whether thicc or skinny.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
He definitely loves to eat cum, both yours and his, but especially his when it's paired with degradation. He also loves the feeling of you cumming in his ass and it never fails to send him over the edge and wiped out so quickly...he will beg for this. If you have a pussy, make him eat you out after he came inside, it's one of his favorite things.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He's really private with intimacy and prefers not to show off...however, at least once, he would love nothing more than for you to take him in front of a camera and treat him as nothing more than a useless plaything for your pleasure, showing everyone that you own him and then gift the tape to his members...perhaps to lead them to a whole ass orgy where he gets absolutely destroyed by everyone on your command.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Contrary to popular belief, he's not as experienced as we might be inclined to believed. He's probably only had a couple of partners because he fell in love way too fast and might have messed around with a couple of members, but overall he's only kind of experienced. He knows what he's doing as a baseline, but it's also different for different people, so he quickly learns YOUR body and its responses.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
Honestly depends on his mood: if he wants it fast, rough, and completely fucked out it's doggy style hands-down; if he wants it slow and sensual, good old missionary with his legs laid over your thighs so he can squeeze them when the bedsheets aren't enough.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Most of the time, he likes to be more serious with sex because he views this type of intimacy as people sharing each other and putting utmost trust in each other but every once in a while he'll want soft, giggly sex where you two simply exist in a moment and in each other without the filth of kinky rough sex.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
I'm more than positive all of them, at the bare minimum, trim their pubes for logistical reasons but I think San probably just full on shaves down there as a matter of principle: if he likes you to be clean shaven down under, he'll put in the same effort for you.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
As I've said, he's a very intimate person, so he treasures every single moment every time you two have sex. No matter how far deep into sub space he gets or how severe his punishments, his heart will always fill up with joy and happiness whenever you two get intimate. He's also very possessive and he feels 1000x moreso when sex is involved which is why his orgy fantasy will be nothing but a fantasy for quite a while.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
He doesn't masturbate too often because the relief of the release is not satisfactory and he only really does it when it becomes an annoyance or interference in his daily routines. BUT. When he's on tour and finds himself on the rare occasion that he is aching for your touch, he'll take a pair of your used panties he snuck into his baggage and jack off in the shower to the thought and smell of you.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
This kinky mf will try most everything once. Some of his kinks include but are not limited to breeding (you breeding him and him breeding you, depending on if he's a service top in the moment), restraints (i.e., shibari, handcuffs), sensory deprivation (i.e., blindfolds), tummy bulge (in him), hair pulling, choking, cum eating, mommy/noona/hyung/daddy/master/mistress/etc., dollification, edging, pegging/anal play, biting, nipple play, and cock rings.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
He prefers the bed above all else because it resembles a little nest of blankets, pillows, and plushies which makes him feel the safest in whatever the mood y'all have goin on. He is not, however, opposed to being railed on the countertop.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Hmmmm I think a better question is what doesn't turn him on. He's definitely a kinky fucker and a sex fiend, but among his top turn ons are ass groping, lip biting, hair tugging, and gentle pats on his lower back, especially if you're doing it to guide him somewhere. Also the Voice (tm), especially in public!
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Deliberately ignoring him, even if it is out of playfulness and teasing on your end. I don't peg him as an attention whore by any means, but he is very sensitive to being included/excluded and the like, so this would only genuinely hurt him, especially if you decide to drag it out for longer than a couple of minutes.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
This man LIVES for eating you out and/or sucking you off, whether that's a strap on or actual dick. It gets him going so much so please let him just go down you at any time, any day, nearly any where. He doesn't like receiving much because he doesn't get too much pleasure -- he doesn't make him feel subby at all and that's not something he particularly likes but if you really want to, he'll let you go down on him every once in a blue moon.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
As emphasized previously, it very much depends on his mood, but he'll typically want fast and rough on his more stressful days and slow and sensual on his more "down" days when he needs to be reminded that he is loved for more than just his body, that he is more than just his body. The soft and giggly sex he'd want when he's in a very happy mood and just wants to share that warmth with you, the sweet thing.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
He's not really that into quickies, but if you want one or two, he's not gonna put up a fight lol.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
Again, he'll do nearly everything once, so yes, experimentation/risk is the name of his game.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
During fast and rough intercourse, he could probably go three rounds with overstimulation but during slow and sensual intercourse, he could do a strong single round or a questionable two rounds because the slow and sensual one tends to be more emotionally exhausting than fast and rough for him.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Ofc the sweetheart owns toys! Miss Size Queen has his own dildos, vibrators, anal beads, handcuffs, and nipple clamps. Most of these things he uses on himself and his partner uses on him, but every once in a while the partner will use one or two things on themselves to tease and punish the poor boy.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
If he's being a brat, he will tease you to no end until you have his ass and remind him to behave. Most of the time, though, it's his partner that's teasing him and he might try to tease you back out of revenge. Keyword: try.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
San is loud as hell in bed and there is no convincing me otherwise. He will let out the most sinful moans, cutest little whimpers, and high pitched whines so muffle his mouth with your used panties/underwear or stuff his mouth with your fingers to decrease his volume. The only time he's not being loud is when he's so completely fucked out that all he can do is whimper, drool endlessly for your strap on/dick, and roll his eyes in the back of his head.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
He loves it when you make him cry from fucking him so good. The first time he cried from fucking was when you two tried out mirror sex and you forced him to look himself in the eye in the mirror and he was absolutely gone. This kind of fucking, however, leaves him kind of sore in the ass for the next couple of days so y'all rarely do it when he's working on promotions and a comeback so when y'all can do it...well, he won't be walking for a while.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
He's a little longer than average, but not by much; he also has average girth. This doesn't bother you, though, as you're the one fucking him most of the time and he knows how to use his dick, anyway, so it hasn't caused any problems between the two of you.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
He has a pretty high sex drive, so when you're not in the mood and he is, you indulge him in guided masturbation either with his hand or via plushie fucking. You'll also let him ride your thigh if you can handle that or give him a quick handy. However if you both have the same high sex drive, y'all gonna have a lot of sex at many times during the day.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He tends to fall asleep pretty quickly, passing out within like 20 minutes of y'all finishing. If, though, it was soft and giggly sex, he wouldn't fall asleep at all, he'd just snuggle into you and talk about cute things he saw that day or scroll through social media for cats or some cute shit because he's not really tired, just very warm and very content...dare I say, like a cat in the sun.
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glitterfairy-21225 · 3 years
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In which Peter has a child while stuck in the mcu: *takes deep breath*
He’s definitely living with Wanda post WV, so she’s there.
I don’t know a lot about inhumans but I know a little. Maybe Crystal is on earth for some reason, or the royal family just invites Wanda to the moon after learning about Westview b/c they want the tea, I guess. But Crystal and Peter meet.
They don’t get married, they don’t even officially date, so when Crystal announces she’s pregnant literally everyone is blindsided.
Wanda’s reaction is the best. She doesn’t say anything, but it’s her facial expressions as this is all going down. Her facial expressions.
Peter panics. Obviously. He runs around frantically with no rhyme or reason. He trashed his room. He’s screaming at a pitch only Crystal’s giant dog can hear.
He confides in Wanda about his piles of daddy issues, compounded by the fact that he never told his father the truth.... And also the fact that he was a terrorist.
But now it’s like, what happens if he goes back to his universe. He doesn’t want to to be an absentee father.
So he makes a difficult decision to stay in the mcu for the child. He still wants to go back to the x men to make sure his friends and family know he’s okay, but he wants to stay with his kid.
In the wake of his decision, Peter is high on emotion and decides that he needs to go the extra mile for this fatherhood schtick.
So he and Crystal elope.
Literally. Everyone. Thinks. This. Is. Questionable.
They’re divorced before she gives birth.
Not even a bitter divorce, just a ‘Ok, marriage at this point was probably a mistake.....’ divorce.
He and Wanda binge watch kids movies that came out from after he was taken from the x men.
Labor time!
Peter’s definitely a ping-pong whatever. When Crystal cries, he cries. When she screams, he screams.
But then Luna is born and she’s the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen in his life, and he just can’t. He’s crying on his own behalf.
Crystal holds her first, and then Peter, and the first thing he says to her is with teary eyes, so loving, so tenderly, is ‘You are gonna piss so many people off,’ in the softest voice you can imagine.
When the rest of the family comes in to meet her, Peter turns on the Lion King music, which he saw in the binge, and holds her up.
Wanda gets to hold her next, and Peter’s all ‘Meet your Aunt Wanda, Luna!’ And it’s a moment, because yeah, Tommy and Billy called him uncle, and he’s made it clear he loves them as such, but that was when he was brainwashed, so this. This is such a moment for Wanda.
And Wanda misses her boys so much, but the amount of love she feels for this girl overwhelms her bad she really believes she’s not alone anymore.
Afterwards, the three of them (Peter, Wanda, and Luna) are all curled up on a hospital bed together. Like they would be if Peter was the one who gave birth, but instead they just stole a bed to cuddle on because they’re emotionally drained.
Crystal is giving them the side eye from the other bed like, *guys it’s my special day too.*
Peter looks down at his bundle of joy and decides to make a speech to her.
He takes a deep breath. ‘Luna Maximoff’ (‘We did not discuss last names, Peter!’) ‘Your father is.... the problem in every relationship he has ever had. Except for the ones with people who are bigots, those guys suck. And he’s gonna be problem in ours. But I promise you, even if I make a million mistakes, and I will, I will try my very best to make sure you are the one person in this family who’s life isn’t made up of one traumatic experience after the other. Because you are the love and light of my life.’
Awwww.
Oh and Wanda definitely has a himym moment where she looks back all the stupid stuff Peter has done and thinks, ‘That guys a dad now.’
Except her flashback was from that morning.
Of course, that doesn’t get rid of all his deep emotional baggage. And he’s so worried about messing Luna up that he’s a complete motherhen.
He rants to Wanda, ‘Let’s face it, you and I are both going to hell,’ Because even if he loves Wanda, he’s not gonna excuse what she did to Westview, and for himself he has self esteem issues. So Wanda is :000. But Peter just continues. ‘But I really don’t want that for her!’
Anyways, Wanda starts hearing her kids and that kicks off their next big adventure, with Peter reluctantly leaving Luna with her mom.
He writes her a final letter in case he dies so she knows he loves her very much. But don’t worry, Peter’s not gonna die, so this is just a character quirk for now. It’s always quirky until someone dies.
I know that the ‘X men see WandaVision broadcast’ thing should logically stop after episode seven, but for this we’re gonna say the broadcast showed the entire, actual show, with all the SWORD and Agatha stuff. And then it starts playing Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness! And there’s a flashback to Luna’s birth.
It’s been a few years, and the x men have already had a funeral for him, so seeing this is..... wow.
Raven’s long since spilled the beans to Erik about his son, and he’s not been taking it well.
So seeing that his son is not only alive and well, but that he also has a granddaughter, (and maybe even an au daughter) makes him cry in front of everyone.
Also, maybe the team was just a bit unappreciative of him, not enough for us to bash them, but enough to make them feel guilty. So seeing him thriving without them stirs up some emotions.
Also maybe he has an ex on the team, and it ended because Peter’s bad at handling things. For maximum feels.
They know from the broadcast that Peter plans to stay in the mcu with his daughter and that makes them all sad, but it’s a really good reason and they’re almost all sensible enough to accept this.... After a proper goodbye of course.
We’ll get back to Erik’s feelings in a sec.
They make a portal, and all go to the mcu to help out in the final fight. They reunite with Peter, who runs to get Luna, even though she’s not on earth, so that they can all meet her.
Erik holds Luna and goes ‘You will lead millions! Willingly or as slaves.’
It reminds him of holding Nina and he wishes he held Peter and it’s so special.
They say their goodbyes.
Meanwhile, Erik is conflicted, because his child (children) is staying in alternate universe and this is where his granddaughter is, so if he can’t convince them to come back to the x men verse then maybe the best thing he can do is move to the mcu.
But Charles a school to look after, so that leads a horrible question; Will Cherik have to break up again?
Doctor Strange just rolls his eyes and says fuck it, because reality is already messed up so why not? And he gives the Maximoffs a key to crossover whenever they want. And it only works for them.
So Luna has all the inhumans and all the x men loving her so much, with the best dad, aunt, and grandpas in both worlds.
And of course with the coolest cousins a girl could ask for!
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lasquadrasfuckhouse · 3 years
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Hello!
Maybe some la sqadra headcanons with s/o, who is super fixed on pets? Like, they want to adopt every animal from the shelter, and cry every time they see a abandoned pet on the street. S/o just loves pets so so much that they would do everything to have more
Ofc it's just a proposition, bye bye!❤
AW I LOVE THIS
la squadra with a partner who loves animals 😻
risotto ✂️
he gets it. he has a soft spot for small cute things
he's very fond of how doting u are to every creature but he'll keep you in check, gently pull you away from a passing animal shelter and the like. pets take commitment and u both have very demanding jobs as is
he will help u set out bowls of water for all the strays and little creatures tho
if u bring home a lost pet he'll want you to bring it to the shelter and let the people there find its owner but you count as small cute things he's soft for (because everyone is small compared to risotto). give him puppy eyes for long enough and he'll give you a few days to find the owner yourself but it can't interfere with work and you're completely responsible for it
you'll probably be able to sway him on taking in ONE (1) stray cat if it has the right temperament, quiet and won't interfere and more on the independent side. there are a lot of strays in the neighbourhood as is, he figures having a cat in the house won't be much more of a stretch than you looking after the cats outside
he reasons that for himself too because he loves cats. he'll let it sleep on his chest and he WILL take it for walks on a lil kitty harness do NOT test him, do NOT fuck with this guy while he's walking his cat
he also thinks tarantulas, scorpions, and reptiles are cool (reptiles would love him he's so warm!!!) but maintaining a terrarium is a lot of work
prosciutto 🚬
no. he will answer firmly, no. you both know how busy you are
he tries to reason with you every time you cry over a stray: you can't adopt them all, you know it would be a disservice to the animal to take on that responsibility only to find you can't balance it, i know it's sad but you're only one person with a very difficult job you can't overhaul the shelter system overnight. he'd try to help you toughen up for your own sake, not that u have to love animals any less but he doesn't want u burning out emotionally and he doesn't like seeing u cry either
if u bring home a lost pet, he will also insist you take it to the shelter. if u have a staredown about it (the shelters are so busy already and what if they can't find its person!!!!), it will be a LONG staredown. but if u promise to take full responsibility and find the owners asap he will relent BUT DONT MAKE IT A HABIT. if he has spare time he May help you with finding the owners, mostly to speed things up but it does also make u happy
might also accept one (1) cat with the right temperament but it's YOUR responsibility. if you're prepared to take on the commitment urself, he can coexist with a chill cat pretty easily. he will give it pets if it curls around his legs. if it wants to curl up in his lap, as long as he's not busy, well..... he would allow it
(the cat definitely grows on him)
he supposes he wouldn't mind fishes or a reptile but again, your responsibility
pesci 🎣
he thinks ur so sweet and he has a very hard time saying no to you
as long as ur managing your time and energy right he doesn't think it's so bad!!!! will defend you if the others try to tease you or get on your case
he will help. he might not mesh well with very rambunctious and outgoing animals tho. he may get nervous about caring for them right (is this food good for them? how do i hold them? what if they get sick?) but if u show him how and reassure him and he gets reassurance and affection from the critter too he'll probably cry
he would, of course, love a fish tank. he gets really into arranging and rearranging the setup and caring for ur fishies. he could watch them for hours and also defends them against people who say they're boring (THEY HAVE PERSONALITY)
he would say no to arachnids or other bugs and no to reptiles and amphibians (cause they eat bugs)
formaggio 🧀
HES RIGHT THERE WITH U
cats are his favorite even if he is not cats' favorite. he looks after the strays with you and will comfort you when you cry about them
if you find a lost pet he'll help you hide it (probably make it smaller) while you team up to secretly care for it and find the owners
'formaggio what the hell is that sound coming from ur room' 'oh i just fell asleep with the tv on' '..... and it's still making the same sounds 3 hours later?' 'ITS A LONG MOVIE'
HE WOULD LOVE TO RAISE A CAT WITH U. two cats would be great too but you do both have busy jobs. cool with rodents too, would be cool with a dog or parrot in theory but in practice they take a lot of work and require a lot of social time and y'all are pretty busy being assassins.
illuso ✨
he will gently tease you for being a softie (the keyword here being gently because he loves u) but he's honestly a little endeared
he's trying to befriend the flock of crows around base so they'll be his little minions so u spend time together leaving them snack offerings
for trying to actually get a pet tho? ur on ur own
if you find a lost pet he may offer to hide it in the mirror world while u search for the owner BUT he will require payment. whether that is a kiss or you do his chores for a week. and he doesn't really do well with animals cause he just doesn't know what to do with them but he will do his best to help care for them in the mirror world if u can't be there because it's for u (and contrary to popular belief he's not completely heartless)
no. no strays in the house. i know it's cute and sad but it's all dirty, you don't know where it's been. but then you start tearing up and he's like ah fuck okay FINE tidy it up and bring it to the shelter but im outtie
he does find cats and snakes very graceful tho and may be open to having one as long as it's a good fit personality and needs wise and it's mostly your responsibility
melone 🍈
he finds it adorable. he loves how sweet u are
he loves hearing about his partner's interests so he will talk about cool biological and developmental animal facts and how u can learn a lot about human behaviour by studying the nature around us
doesn't see the harm in helping out any strays or lost creatures u may find and is totally down to help
he will remind u that pets are a lot of responsibility tho!!! if u want one u have to figure out how to balance other responsibilities with it but he's cool with co-parenting
he thinks reptiles and amphibians are really fucking cool. he'd probably be interested in a bird too cause he has the patience and creativity for them but ur also both busy people. he'd LOVE having sweet rat babies b/c they are so smart!!!
ghiaccio ❄️
he LOVES everything cute and soft and fluffy so he understands but also you can't rescue every stray or adopt the whole shelter we are assassins,
you befriend the neighbourhood cats together and build squirrel feeders. sometimes you'll go to the park just to cry about how cute all the dogs are
if you find a lost pet he may try to be like ugh.... do we have time for this....... but he caves VERY fast. will whisper-yell at anyone who tries to give you grief for it because he doesn't want to startle the poor creature. will help you find its owner if it'll get the others off ur back
he would very much want to raise cute animals with u. you have work to think about but if u had a rather independent cat that would work. he'd also love rats and hamsters
starts dreaming of retiring with u one day so u can have a bunny and a yappy little pomeranian he can wear matching sweaters with
sorbet and gelato 🔪🍦
they think ur utterly adorable. ur their sweet beloved third and they dote on you and would love to be involved in/support ur passions
they will help u look after the strays and may point out like someone's cute dog that they're walking just to see ur eyes light up and hear u gush
they Will smuggle lost pets inside the base for you and they Will help you find the owner they don't care about getting in trouble with risotto they're in trouble all the time anyway it's their jobs
would very much like to be pet parents with u and it might honestly be easier to manage between the three of you
they'd do very well with rats, they could handle high energy pets like ferrets, parrots, and dogs, but y'know u do all have work and stuff. they are determined to find the right fit for all of u b/c ur so cute they can't NOT indulge u
maybe one day the three of u can retire on a heap of money and adopt an older cockatoo and harness train it so u can all go on adventures together, that's the dream!!!!
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hangovercurse · 3 years
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Once a Month
Colson doesn’t understand why you’re acting so strange, so you have to explain that your monthly visitor has arrived.
Request: “Hi, I love your writing! If you want to write something like that, I have a suggestion: Not to be mean but I think Colson can be really dumb/ignorant about stuff that doesn’t concern him. Idk maybe hes in a relationship with the reader and doesn’t understand stuff that comes with being a women, either period stuff or body hair stuff idk? And he hurts her with commenting about it without noticing? And please fluff in the end where he gets educated”
Colson x Reader
Warnings: Cursing, fighting, talking about periods, a single sexual reference
A/N: I don’t know how this got so long...
Word Count: 2945
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Having a vagina really fucking sucks sometimes. Specifically, for one week a month, when your body decided it needed to bleed out of said vagina for a whole week. No period was easy, and yours was no exception. But getting your period while living in a house with a bunch of guys, who all had dicks, was a nightmare. It seemed like no one knew what you were going through physically and emotionally. You had been on Depo-Provera since you met Colson, so you had never been on your period around him. But your doctor decided to take you off of it because your bone mineral content was getting too low. So here you were, 6 months later, and getting your first period post- birth control.
You had a more hormonal period, meaning you were constantly jumping from one mood to another. Today was your third day, and you wanted to rip your uterus out. You were sitting on the couch, curled up next to Colson as a movie played on the TV. Your cramps were killing you, so you weren’t really paying attention to anything that was happening.
You heard someone say something about a club, and you assumed they were suggesting going to a club, even though they went last night, and the night before, and the night before. And normally you would be down for clubbing with your boyfriend and your friends, but today the stabbing pain in your abdomen told you “no,” just as it had for the past few days.
All the guys had agreed, their eyes landing on you and waiting for a response. “Uh, I’m not really feeling it tonight, guys.”
Colson rolled his eyes, “you haven’t been feeling it all week.” He complained and you frowned.
“I just don’t want to go tonight.” You mumbled, a little angry that he would start an argument in front of all the guys.
“Why do you have to be such a buzzkill?” He complained, the arm that was previously wrapped around you pulled away. “You’ve been in a shitty mood all week, it’s fucking annoying.”
You bit your lip, feeling tears biting at your eyes. You weren’t sure if you were upset or angry, or both. But you knew it wouldn’t be pretty to keep this conversation going. “Whatever, have fun.” You scoffed, the anger taking over. You rolled your eyes and stood up, walking to yours and Colson’s shared bedroom. You made it just past the doorway when the tears started rolling down your face.
You closed the door behind you and shut the light off before trying to muffle your cries with the sleeve of Colson’s shirt that you were wearing. You laid down on the bed, facing away from the door in an almost fetal position. The tears didn’t stop, and all you could focus on was Colson’s anger towards you. Why couldn’t you just be a good girlfriend and go with him? Why did you have to be a buzzkill?
You heard the garage open and shut, signaling that the group had left for the club. He’s probably going to find a girl to hook up with tonight. Your brain told you, making you cry even harder.
And then you felt guilty for thinking that. Wow, you really think so low of Colson that you think he’d cheat on you. You really are the world’s worst girlfriend.
Every thought spiraled into another, until you decided to watch TV to distract yourself. It worked pretty well, your period head being happy from the dopamine you got while watching The Good Place. But, like all good things, your happy mood came to an end when you heard the garage door open hours later.
You looked at your phone, realizing it was already 3am. You had hoped to be asleep when Colson got home, but you hadn’t managed to drift off to sleep, probably because you’d taken a nap at 2pm earlier. You sighed, preparing for the mess that was about to come through the door.
And like you had summoned him; Colson came stumbling through the door of your bedroom. “Why are you still awake?” He grumbled, stripping his shirt off.
You shrugged, pausing Chidi’s rant about the ethics of truth. “Couldn’t sleep.” Colson sat on the edge of his side of the bed, tattooed back facing you, typing on his phone. The smell of alcohol and weed coming from him made you feel queasy. “You should take a shower.”
Colson stood back up, throwing his phone on the nightstand, and taking off his jeans. “I’ll take one in the morning.” You shut the TV off, laying down fully in the bed to face your boyfriend. He pulled the comforter back, climbing into the bed beside you and pulling you into his arms.
You pushed him away, the smell even worse now. Colson tsked at you, glaring at you as you scrunched your nose up in disgust. “What the fuck is your problem?” You rolled onto your side, your back facing him. “Is this because I called you a buzzkill earlier? It’s not that serious.” He rolled his eyes, even though you couldn’t see him, and flipped onto his back.
“It’s not but thanks for bringing it up.” You mumbled, still turned away from him. Your mind wandered back to the conversation earlier in the evening, and you got upset about it all over again.
Colson sighed, his hands moving to rub his face. “Then please, tell me what I did this time.” He sat up, flicking on the lamp beside him to light up the room. You groaned, burying your head into your pillow.
“You just smell.” You mumbled into the fabric.
“Are you fucking kidding me?” He mumbled to himself, but you still heard it, “You’re mad at me because I smell?”
You let out an annoyed sigh, “I’m not mad at you, I just can’t stand the smell of you right now. It’s making me sick.” You could feel his temper rising even though you couldn’t see him. The feeling made you want to cry.
“Seriously, Y/N? What the fuck is up with you lately? You’ve been acting like a bitch all week.” Now that did make you cry. You sat up, grabbing your pillow and your phone and standing up, walking towards the door. “Where are you going?” Colson asked, more annoyed then concerned.
Colson couldn’t see your face, but he could hear your sniffle as you opened the closet and pulled down an extra blanket. “I’m sleeping on the couch.” You continued your trek to the door, pausing as your hand touched the handle, “Sorry for being such a shitty girlfriend.” You muttered, opening the door and leaving the room.
You threw the pillow onto the couch, laying down and pulling the blanket over you.  Your hand came up to your mouth as you muffled your sobs again, hoping no one else in the house could hear you. Colson sat in his bed, staring at the door that you just left through with a confused expression. You’d gotten into worse fights before and you hadn’t cried then, what was so different now?
He threw his head back onto the bed, a frustrated groan leaving his mouth. He was in no state to convince you back to bed, and he knew you wouldn’t listen to him anyways, so he turned the lamp off and tried to go to sleep.
 You woke up at 7 the next morning due to your cramps feeling like someone was stabbing you from inside your body. You knew you wouldn’t go back to sleep, and the pain was intense, but the only anti-inflammatory medication in the house was in yours and Colson’s bathroom, which meant you would have to go through the room to get it. And you were very determined to not go in there, assuming he was probably still mad at you. You didn’t think you could handle him yelling at you again.
But after an hour and a half of trying to distract yourself with your phone, you felt like you were gonna throw up if you didn’t take any meds. So, you dragged yourself off the couch, walking into the kitchen to grab a piece of bread (don’t take anti-inflammatories on an empty stomach y’all) and shoving it in your mouth. It wasn’t the best thing in the world to eat at 8:30 in the morning, but it would be enough to prevent the Aspirin from fucking up your stomach.
You shuffled to your room, hesitantly reaching for the door handle. You knew Colson would be asleep, but you were still shaking with anxiety. Taking a deep breath, you slowly opened the door, relaxing a bit when you saw your boyfriend sleeping. You stepped lightly, trying to be as quiet as possible as you crossed the room to the bathroom.
Once in the tiled room you shuffled through the drawers, trying to find the bottle that would magically relieve your pain. You frowned as you pulled open the fourth drawer, still not finding the bottle. You were sure you had a bottle in here somewhere.
“Babe?” Shit. Colson’s morning voice called from the bed. You peaked your head out of the bathroom, his eyes finding yours.
“Sorry, I’m just looking for the Aspirin.” You said quietly, moving back into the bathroom to continue your search.
“It’s in here.” Of course it’s in there, why wouldn’t it be in there?
You trudged out of the bathroom, finding the bottle in his hands. You flashed him a small smile, grabbing the bottle from his hands. Any thoughts of last night momentarily left your mind as you poured two tablets into your hand. “Everything okay?” Colson sat up, watching as you moved towards your side of the bed.
“Yeah.” You said, walking to your nightstand to grab the water that you keep there. You swallowed the pills, looking at Colson’s concerned face. “I’m fine, just cramps.”
Looking at his face made your heart fall. Even when you two were fighting he was worried about you. “Can we talk about last night?” You asked, realizing you needed to address your argument. Colson nodded, reaching to pull you onto the bed. You loved morning Colson; he was very cuddly.
You happily moved into his arms, your chest pressed against his back, his arms around your middle, and head resting against yours. “I’m sorry I got so upset.” You mumbled. “My hormones are making me an emotional wreck. I forgot how bad they could get.”
“What do you mean?” He asked, looking down at you. There was concern in his eyes, but a lot of confusion.
You tilted your head, realizing he hadn’t pieced things together. “You know, my period hormones.” He furrowed his eyebrows and you laughed softly. “Oh my god have you never experienced this with a girl?”
He frowned, “No. I thought your birth control stopped your periods?”
“Yeah, but remember I had to stop taking it a few months ago? It’s finally fully out of my system.”
He nodded, “Wait so what does your period have to do with hormones?”
You tilted your head back so your crown fell against his chest as you tried not to laugh. “You know how people always ask a girl if she’s on her period when she gets really mad or upset?” Colson nodded, his eyes trained on you, listening attentively. “Well, its because when you get your period, for the last few days leading up to it and the first few days you’re on it, certain hormone levels are low. So, you’re really sensitive emotionally. The levels raise throughout your cycle, so you get less irritable after the first few days, but its still not necessarily fun.”
“So, when I complained about you not wanting to go out…”
“I got really upset. I mean I would’ve gotten upset either way, but I probably would’ve brushed it off normally.” You laced your fingers through his. “And the reason I didn’t want to go out was because I could barely stand up, much less go out and party.”
“Wait actually?” He seemed genuinely concerned.
You chuckled a little at his childlike wonder of your period. “Yeah, even if I take medicine my cramps kill me. And I’m either really tired or really awake most of the time.”
“Where are your cramps?” He asked, and you moved his hands towards your lower stomach. “Here?” You nodded, and he started massaging the area softly, easing some of the pain. “Is that helpful or does it make it worse?” He asked.
You hummed, “very helpful.” He continued his motions and you kept explaining. “Heat also helps. I used to have a hot water bottle but I got rid of it since I wasn’t getting my periods anymore. And I haven’t felt good enough to go to the store and get another.”
He kissed the skin behind your ear, resting his head there. “You should’ve told me, babe. I would’ve gotten you one.” You shrugged, smiling at his worry. “I wouldn’t’ve been such a dick, too.” He mumbled.
You turned your body to face him, wrapping your hands around his neck, “you didn’t know, babe. It’s okay. But maybe you shouldn’t be a dick even when I’m not on my period.” You gave him a wide, sarcastic smile.
“I know, I’m sorry.” He whispered, a frown on his face. You leaned up and pressed a soft kiss to his lips. “Is there anything else I should know about your period?”
“I get really bad cravings, like chocolate, candy, salty food, literally anything. And it’s always random.”
He pecked your lips, “Tell me what you want and I’ll get it for you.” You smiled, closing your eyes, and resting your forehead against his.
“Oh, and we can’t have sex.” He pulled away from you, a confused look on his face. “Babe, I’m bleeding out of my vagina. It would be really really gross.”
“But that doesn’t mean we can’t do other things, right?” He tilted his head, smirking.
“Don’t ask me to blow you while I’m on my period. If I want to, I’ll tell you.” You giggled. “Seriously, this shit sucks.”
“You’re telling me.” He chuckled and you slapped his chest lightly. “I’m kidding.” He pulled you closer to him so your head was pressed against his chest. You could hear his heartbeat and it made you smile. “Whatever you need, just tell me and I’ll do it.” He mumbled; lips pressed against your hair.
You looked up at him, pressing a kiss to his jaw. “You could take a shower?” You asked sweetly.
He laughed, “was that a period thing too?”
You nodded, “yeah I get sick really easily. I can’t go in a car unless I’m driving because I get too nauseous. Some smells can set me off too.”
He nodded, pressing a kiss to the crown of your head. “Hey, just promise me one thing?” You looked up at him, urging him to continue. “Next time something’s wrong, tell me, please? I know you’re my soulmate and everything but I can’t read your mind.”
Your eyes widened when he said that, cheeks turning red. “You really think that?” You asked in awe.
“Of course I think that. You’re literally my perfect half. You get along with all my friends, you take care of Casie like she’s your own kid, you put up with all of my shit. I dunno, I just feel like we were made for each other.” You leaned up, pulling him in for a long, sweet kiss.
“I am so in love with you.” You whisper as you pulled away. “Like so so so in love with you.” You smiled.
He kissed you again, a smile on his face. “Oh, one more thing.” He said, and you hummed in response. “Next time we have a fight, don’t walk out on me, please? I don’t want us to go to sleep mad at each other.”
You nodded, moving your arms to take his hands in yours. “I won’t. I promise.” You whispered. “Can you promise me something?” You looked up at him, his eyes entrancing yours. “If we are fighting, can we not do it in front of our friends?”
He nodded, kissing you once more. “Promise.”
“Do you have plans today?” You asked.
“I don’t think so.”
“Can we stay in bed and cuddle all day?” You gave him your best puppy dog eyes and he broke out into a smile.
He nodded, “We can do whatever you want to do, sweetheart.” You smiled, practically tackling him back onto the bed so you were laying down, you clinging to him like a Koala bear. “I’ll send Irv and Baze to the store in a while for you.”
You rolled your eyes, smiling into his neck. “I would complain that you should do it yourself, but that would require you leaving me, and that’s not happening anytime soon.” Colson opened his mouth to say something, but you cut him off, “except for you taking a shower. I have not forgotten.”
“Damn.”
You giggled, sticking to his chest as he sat up, trying to get out of bed. “You say you want me to shower but you’re making it impossible to get out of bed.”
“You have to be nice to me, I’m on my period.” You smiled up at him.
He shook his head, chuckling. “Fine, I guess I’ll just bring you into the shower with me.”
“I’m not complaining. But I’m just warning you I’m bloated as hell right now.”
“And yet you’re still the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen.”
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