#but holy shit there are so many wannabes by now

[glimpsesofeuterpe]

been glancing at 2023's stuff for a moment, now wondering if it wasn't as bad as it seemed or was it

...did anything even happen at all? gotta try to take a look at bites

- have realised i have developed an ability to experience romantic interest or mb it was always there, failed to notice under layers of trauma and denial

- nearly every night i cried my eyes out about my ex friend in question (we broke up in the end of 2k22)... first weird exp or not, by now i know i should have known better and escape earlier. tbh it's been a struggle to move on fully, i still kinda miss that attention x ignoring combo and blunt wannabe guru "lessons", at least thanks to him i know what one shouldnt be doing if they wanna be a better friend

- i managed to make more friends and met one irl ... all just to fail later and avoid almost all interactions esp personal chats as apparently i am really scared of getting abandoned again, it's way easier for me to avoid and stay mostly alone... besides i still don't have enough energy to provide new ppl with anything more useful than basic enertainment

- despite stuff mentioned above, i figured out i love talking to ppl and i really wanna do good, i wanna love and be loved even even if it could be too much to wish for

- finally became a massagist!

- somehow nailed to help some ppl (wat)

- learned how to bake without setting everything on fire

- computer's video card died, so had to deal with a very laggy ol laptop

- fixed computer parts, switched from windows 7 to windows 10

- improved drawing skills, started to figure backgrounds out

- started to discover clip paint studio

- lots of rp madness was going on! felix and pals my beloved <3

- started to return back to actual writing

- spent most of summer in parks

- kinda started listening podcasts again ... this reminds i should resume woe dot begone, ty popping up in person when

- simon petrikov and elliot stardew valley taking the top spot on my list of comfort muses

#blahblah #oversharing #conclusion: i need actual therapy #how do you find a decent ru professional who won't blame you for things you got no control over #not sends you to a local ol soviet hospital where they punish ppl and feed them with drugs instead of helping idk #will i ever afford something more effective than free medicine #likely i will #but humane psychiatry stuff? no idea #russia still sucks a lot regarding this #yes stuff is getting improved #but holy shit there are so many wannabes by now #esp american style uwu ones who brainwash kiddos into thinking they are always right #needless to say trendy shit does not fit in with russian reality at all but only creates more illusions about the world #eventually this will backfire with crazy outcomes and randomness knows i want to stay as far as possible no need in a frying pan #i sure love complaiining every now and then #could have made a twitxter career lol

[kisses4kaia]

plz write charlie having a wet dream and you wake up to him humping you, you help him out

love this ! also plz don't req things twice, i promise i will get it done! i simply write what i love and what i'm feeling at that given moment . mwah ily 💋 also this is way fluffier than i intended but its vvv cute😊

counting sheep🎀- c, walker ,,

there are many things in your life that you adore, but very few that you love, you truly love. the list is short, but at the top of it is sleep, you love your sleep.

however, your boyfriend is beginning to tie with it. so, what happens when the two collide?

you woke up from your precious slumber to a new pressure against your butt.

you slept in a small tank top and soft shorts, in the arms of your boyfriend, charlie.

you try to wriggle out of his strong arms, but your efforts are fruitless. little moans and soft whimpers escaped his lips as you try to alert charlie of his ministrations. "char, wake up. wake up, baby." you shook the sleeping boy.

he awoke, as expected. "hm? what's up baby?" his 'morning' voice sounded. it was late in the night, the digital clock on the nightstand glowing 02 : 22 in a neon green.

"uh... you were grinding... against me?" you informed him as you sat up, however, your tone was more questioning. his eyes widened.

"oh my god, i'm so sorry. holy shit, this is embarrassing..." he shut his eyes tightly and brought a hand up to pinch the bridge of his nose. you let out a soft giggle.

"it's alright, love. you, uh, need some help?" your hand waved down to his crotch, where a highly obvious tent was pitched. he looked down and chuckled. "would you be so kind?" he joked.

you shook your head and scoffed in faux disbelief. "i mean, if you insist,"

and that's how you ended up in the position you're in now, underneath your boyfriend, legs wrapped around him, and moans falling from your lips like invocations.

"i-i love you, i love you so much," charlie whispered in your ear as he reached closer to his release. you smiled with your eyes shut. "yeah, i'd h-hope so," you teased before flipping him over onto his back.

this new position gave you more control and hit you deeper. your orgasm suddenly approached and hit you like a train.

his arrived at the same time as you rode out both orgasms.

once your mind unclouded, you flopped down next to him. "thank you, y/n. i love you," charlie turned his head to look at you. "i love you, too." you smiled before pressing a soft kiss to his lips.

"now, can i go back to counting sheep?" you joked, turning around and lulling yourself right back to slumber.

tags; @themostintellectualblonde @dreamtofus @wannabe-indie-sleaze @insanelycrazyanddelusional

#nonnieees💗 #kai's got mail <3📑 #charlie walker #scream smut #scream movies #scream 4 #scream #rory culkin #charlie walker smut #charlie walker fanfic #charlie walker x reader #kaia writes charlie

[the-soliloquies-of-sadists]

#342

“Well fuck!  I know it’s end of the day on a Friday, but you still have an hour and a half of work you owe me.  Jesus, you have already changed out of your ranch work clothes into going-to-the-roadhouse clothes.  You look ridiculous.  You go from being an actual cowboy working with the herds on a ranch to dressing like a wannabe city cowboy who goes to watch the rodeo during the day and then line dances, gets rowdy drunk, and gropes up some skank ho who believes every cowboy line you feed her before taking her round the roadhouse for a pathetic back-alley blowjob at night.  Good lord, those jeans look sprayed on.  There’s no way anyone can miss your junk up front…. 

“Wait, is that one of…  Did you open up one of my beers?  Jesus fuck.  When I allowed you to stay in the workers quarters around back as part of this job, I told you that food and drink was your responsibility.

“Look, we need to have a talk.  It’s been three weeks since I hired you on.  Now is as good as time as any to go over how you are doing.  Into the barn now!

“Holy shit, no wonder why you wear those jeans; your ass is on display.  I swear if you were to fart, that seam would split open. 

“Go into the center….  Got you motherfucker….  Urgh….  Ahh….

“Shut the fuck up.  I was roping cattle since I was nine.  Tying up a scrawny five-foot seven pseudo cowboy wearing very restrictive jeans is nothing for me.  Now look at you, your limb bound together so can’t move a muscle lying on the ground totally vulnerable.  Damn, my tying skills are amazing.

“Now let’s talk about your performance the past few weeks.  You suck.  You do a half assed job, and it shows.  You make mistakes, nothing major.  But still.  Now you want to cut out early?  Fuck that.

“When I hired you, I heard about your reputation of being a brat, not interacting well with others.  I figured you just needed a job with little interaction with others.  Now I understand fully that you are a fuck up.

“So, I am in a predicament.  What the fuck do I do with you?...  Shut up!  That was a rhetorical question.  See, my ranch is one of the smaller ones around, and I can’t pay as much as some of the corporate ones around here.  So I’m stuck with a worker who sucks.

“Heh, interesting choice of words hunh?...  You know I spent eight years in the Corps right out of high school?  Yeah, I don’t have many things from my time in.  But the one thing I use quite often is this: my Ka-Bar knife.  This knife is so functional, I keep it sharpened.  If you were impressed with my roping, wait until you experience how I handle this knife. 

“With one swipe, the seam of your jeans now has a hole in it.  And like that, I have further ripped the hole, so your entire ass crack is exposed.  Another tug,… now your cock and balls are free.  I should say your tiny cock. 

“Now you are in a predicament.  Your limbs are bound and your asshole is exposed for all to see.  Let me ask you again.  What am I going to do with you? 

“I see you drank half your beer.  I would hate to see the rest of it go to waste.  It should go into the sewer, your sewer.  Hold still.  The bottle is still cold.  Your asshole is twitching.  You ever have a beer enema?  No?  Well, half a bottle should be enough.  You feel it?  You should start to feel the effects quite fast….  You’re drunk hunh? 

“You know?  If I let you continue working here, I think I will require you to wear those jeans from now on.  It will keep your mind focused on who is in charge here. 

“And just to show you that I’m not a total asshole, I’m going to let you see my ass and dick.  That’s only fair.  I’ll just take mine off….

“This is a real cowboy cock.  Eight inches long and seven inches around.  I got a serious leak going on.  Check out my ass.  This is a real cowboy ass, not one poured into jeans.  This ass came about from decades of hard work.  You should see it up close.  Here, you aren’t going anywhere, let me just squat over your face.  Smell that?  That stink is not from not wiping, but being in the saddle all day in the sun.  That’s saddle stink.  You will learn to love it….

“What the fuck?  Did you just lick me?  Jesus fuck you did!  Holy shit!  Damn boy, either that beer enema got you really drunk or… you’re a faggot!  Oh my god, your dick is rock hard.  I got me a faggot working for me.  Here eat some more of my hole boy.  You seem to have no problem with the saddle stink.

“Oh man, you have done this before haven’t you?  I take it from you moan that you have.  Fuck, you are one nasty pig.  Wasn’t expecting this to happen from you, but fuck your tongue really belongs in my shitter.  You really got me leaking.

“I need your hole now….  No! I’m not untying you until I’m done.  This is not supposed to be comfortable for you.  I want you tied in that position. 

“Feel my leak on your hole?  That’s all the lube you are going to get.

“Scream motherfucker.  Scream!  Clamp down, don’t let one drop of beer go.  Oh man, does your hole feel good, and a beer filled one at that.  Fuck.  Quit squirming.  You are interrupting my rhythm.  I’m not going to last long.  It’s been a week since I last shot, and I am ready to breed this hole.

“I’m going to do it!  I’m going to cum.  You ready?  You don’t deserve this load.  But fuck I deserve to nut.  Here it cums.  Here it cums!  Ahh ahh ahh!  Fuck.  Ah.  Oh man.

“Going forward this hole is mine.  Part of your job is to serve my cock.  What my cock wants, it gets.  Clamp down.  I’m about to pull out.  I want my cum and beer to be in you for a while. 

“Fuck, you look good tied up.  Let me get you bound in a different painful position.  I’m going to untie you.  Keep in mind, you are sore from being in that position, you are drunk, I am bigger than you, and I know how to handle livestock.  So don’t do something stupid and try to run.  You are going to be tied down in one way or another this entire weekend.  Stand on these blocks and lift your hands up high….

“…There, you are.  You look good spread eagle with your wrists tied to those posts. And if I kick those blocks you were standing on, on your tip toes you go.  Well, I’m going to be back in an hour or two.  I’m going to call some friends over from the canyon.  They are a couple that got me into tying up and fucking queers like yourself.  You are definitely their type.

“Yeah, now you know what’s really expected of you for this job, I think you are work out fine going forward, don’t you think?”

[striderepiphany]

My favorite reddie fics masterpost

I have an absolutely insane number of reddie fics saved in my bookmarks for how recently I joined this fandom so I decided to share my absolute favorites with you. Please give these authors some love and let me know which ones are you've read and enjoyed!

the year of the goat and your kid back by derryfacts2

1 chapter, 14,838 words, No Archive Warnings Apply. Summary: The day you get the most important email of your life, there’s a new black skidmark on the wall of the stairwell, and you know exactly whose fault it is. “Margaret,” you intone to the harried, wild-haired woman in the lobby. She sighs at you as she tries to jimmy her mail key loose. “I know.” It wouldn’t even be that bad if the kid would just skateboard outside. Or get good at skateboarding. Either of those things. Maggie’s a nice lady, though, and she’s had “trying my best” scribbled all over her since they moved into 6B maybe eight years ago. So you try not to be a dick, even if her son is a gold-standard pain in the ass. He’s good for three things: smells, noise, and reminding you how big Eddie must be by now.

The first It fic I read that made me go "holy shit, this is fantastic" and remains one of my all-timers (hence why its first in this list). Really fun and unique outsider POV from Eddie's estranged gay dad, and tells a very sweet story mostly through dialogue. Young adult Eddie and Richie are very cute.

i think the clock is slow by derryfacts2 (again)

3 chapters, 15,815 words, No Archive Warnings Apply. Summary: So there was that reason that work wasn’t boring, too. There was Richie’s soppy campaign of making cow eyes at the back of Eddie’s head as he passed, gently pressing Betty for details about his personal life (“I don’t think he has one. He had this awful fiancé a few years ago, but we’re all glad that’s over”), and chasing the incomparable high of a quiet, muttered “Thanks, Rich” whenever Richie picks something up for him from the copier.

Richie is a wannabe stand-up comic daylighting as the receptionist at Eddie's office. Eddie is a tightly-wound corporate asshole. They are both disasters. Or: five times Richie watched Eddie and one that Eddie watched him back.

I really enjoy workplace dramas and this one satisfied the itch so well. So many good scenes and dialogue, this author characterizes them in a way that really works for me. The perfect read-in-an-afternoon fic.

listen to my heart (can you hear it sing?) by vampirerising

12 chapters, 137,708 words, Major Character Death. Summary: "You need to wake up now,” Stan says softly. “This isn’t real.”

“I know, but I can’t,” Richie sobs. “I don’t want to be here.” Not again. Never again. It is dead, why is It still haunting him?

Stan fixes him with one of those looks of his, the one where he can see his every thought as if it were written on his face. “That’s not true, Trashmouth.”

Alternatively: We all know Richie gets caught in the Deadlights, but do we really know what happens after?

(Deadlights, timelines, Stan’s ghostly meddling—oh, my.)

This one is fucking weird in a way that I absolutely adore. Kind of like a sci-fi novel in that it requires you to pay attention to figure out what the fuck is going on but its so good and worth it. The MCD is Stan, not Eddie, and the last couple chapters are actually a very normal domestic Eddie lives AU. One of the first reddie artworks I made was fanart for a scene from this fic that I really enjoy.

a strange sense of familiarity by Katranga

21 chapters, 103,571 words, No Archive Warnings Apply. Summary: "So Eddie, what brings you to the bar tonight?" Richie asked. "Gonna rebound from the divorce? Pick up a hot young twenty-something to feel young again?” “Fuck you,” Eddie said, jutting his chin forward. “What a terrible way to ruin the mood.” “I’m sorry, all my moods are poorly cultivated. What mood were you looking for?” A nervous lump grew in Eddie's throat. He threw back his drink to get rid of it.

Hand wrapped around the glass he’d just slammed back onto the bar, he said, “The mood that gets me leaving with a schlubby forty-something.”

Pre-chapter two, Eddie and Richie meet and don't remember each other, but have an instant connection anyway...

This one is just... so fucking good. Decently long without ever feeling like it's dragging. Part 1 is them developing their totally-casual-I-swear relationship, which blows up right when Mike calls them back to Derry. Part 2 is them navigating both killing a nightmare clown demon and the awkwardness between them. Also everybody lives! So that's nice.

change partners by avacadomoon (with podfic available)

1 chapter, 30,453 words, No Archive Warnings Apply. Summary: "Rich," Eddie says heavily. Meaningfully, and Richie holds his breath, both afraid and hopeful that Eddie is about to say something really sappy, like I always knew and it didn't matter to me, or you know I support you no matter what. Eddie takes a deep breath before he speaks, and Richie closes his eyes, braced for it. "I didn't look at your dick pics."

"Well hey, Eds, thanks," Richie says, laughing incredulously. "Thanks for that."

I LOVE THIS ONE SOOO FUCKING MUCH. I urge you to consider this as a rec for this author as well, as they have a bunch of other reddie fics I think are fantastic. I have a weakness for any reddie fic that lets them be just a little mean to each other. As a treat. (Also the podfic is very well done, you should check that out too.)

check raise by avacodomoon

1 chapter, 15,061 words, No Archive Warnings Apply. Summary: "Eddie, not a fan of stand up comedy, not a fan of his beer," Rich says, leaning back on one elbow and squinting at him, like he's lining him up in a camera lens frame, "but what is he doing drinking alone?"

"I was alone, and now I'm not," Eddie says. "Some prick sat down next to me and started yapping."

"Ah, unpleasant to talk to," Rich concludes. "Explains a lot."

I know I meant the last rec as a blanket rec for all this author's works but I'm including this one specifically because it has a twist ending that is well-foreshadowed and it slapped my dick clean off.

Things that Happen after Eddie Lives by IfItHollers

11 chapters, 107,947 words, Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings. Summary: In a world where Richie manages to save Eddie from It after the deadlights, they still have problems on their to-do list. Featuring everything from Derry to Los Angeles—Richie Tozier's murder trial, Eddie Kaspbrak's divorce proceedings, bedsharing of the platonic and non-platonic varieties, an investigation of magic, a truly disgusting séance, the quintessential morosexual road trip, and OH MY GOD THEY WERE ROOMMATES.

Definitely NOT your average Eddie lives AU. Drama! Mild peril! Psychic abilities! The ghost of Stanley Uris collect calling from beyond the grave via Richie Tozier's vocal chords! Fun and freaky and weird. Three things that make any fic a Josh favorite.

I'm going to stop there because I'm sleepy but let me know if you want more! Like I said I've got like 70 of these lovingly tucked in my bookmarks and I'm happy to share with the class.

#reddie #fic recs #it sk #it 2019 #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak

[mrshamada-dorian]

adeuce (accidentally) tries an edible

honestly the last one was so fun and easy to write, i had to try it with the trouble-making duo themselves. by the time im posting this, my birthday is in one day. all i ask is that you shoot me an ask. it can be anything really. i just want more mutuals on tumblr tbh. leona ver. idia ver. azul ver.

cw; drugs

telling ace and deuce not to touch something always results in them touching it. it didn't matter what it is. you could tell them not to touch a hot stove and next thing know, you're treating their hands for third degree burns.

ace was the heathen that always started it. he would get the urge to do it and exactly that as long as you weren't around.

and although you have more faith in deuce, he wasn't exactly an angel either. ace always managed to drag him into his scheme.

but it always ends with you giving them an earful that rivaled riddle's.

it was beginning to become a problem (especially for your snacks) so you came up with a plan.

don't them about it. if they didn't know, then they wouldn't touch anything right?

WRONG!

you had decided to take up a part time job at sam's mystery shop as crowely was a shitty headmaster and just barely provided you with thaumarks (or madol if you prefer) to maintain yourself.

you were planning to hangout with ace and deuce that night so you told them to go ahead and let themselves in.

which they happily did.

ace immediately planned to raid your kitchen. he always managed to find your secret stash no matter how many times you moved it.

deuce, as always, tried to stop him, but still ended up in the kitchen where they saw something that was equally as desirable as your snack stash.

the was a pan of delicious looking brownies just waiting to be eaten.

ace could feel himself drooling just looking at them. he immediately went to grab a piece when deuce. he gave the normal spiel of "you can't do that!" "you didn't ask!" "they'll get mad if you do!"

so what's one way to shut up a wannabe goody two shoes?

involve them in your crime.

ace went through with taking a piece. but instead of eating it himself, he stuffed it in deuce's mouth.

just as deuce was getting ready to complain, the flavor hit him. that shit... WAS SO GOOD HOLY FU-

it was almost a good as trey's baking (emphasis on the almost). it was so good and moist and- WAIT DID YOU ADD STRAWBERRIES?! ... deuce might've just fallen in love with a brownie.

ace was just having the audacity to smirk watching deuce dig his own grave. all it took was a light push on his behalf.

they both mutually agrees that the rest of those brownies had to go... in their mouths.

and about an half and hour later they were resting on your couch after finish the whole pan, well deuce wasn't really sitting. he was pacing because he knew you were going to be upset and ace's care free attitude was not helping.

it wasn't going to take long for you to get home and- opp there you go and suddenly somethings not right.

ace was feeling calm and giggly. way too calm for someone who was about to get cussed the fuck out. he would be freaked out, but he really couldn't bring himself to care.

deuce, on the other hand, was panicking like crazy. you would think that his momma was coming to beat his ass after doing something stupid.

out of the two, deuce immediately knew what was going on. he has gotten high before back in his delinquent days. now he's wondering why the fuck you had weed and where you got it from.

deuce's first reaction is grab ace and hide. but seeing as ace didn't want to move and deuce's cognitive functions were not functioning, they both fell to ground with a loud thud and a shit ton of giggles.

after hearing the noise all the way from the foyer, you ran to the living room only to find your two dumb idiots laying on the floor, one howling in laughter while the other one was in tears.

deuce's tear stricken face looked up at you in so much fear, it made you think that you were a monster intruding in on them.

but then you got to look at them. like REALLY look at them, and by the look in there eyes you could tell what was really going on.

oh yea you were definitely going to give them BOTH a reason to cry now.

#ace trappola #deuce spade #twisted wonderland ace #twst ace #twisted wonderland deuce #twst deuce #twisted wonderland #twst #ace trapolla x reader #deuce spade x reader #tries an edible series #writings

[sapphire-weapon]

Why is he your favorite VA for Wesker?

Tbh the first time I heard him in game I thought he was Krauser. Like he’s just been stripped of personality in every aspect, voice, appearance, acting, etc.

He sounds like every other wannabe Batman video game character. I’ve heard the whole ‘well he sounded like a bond villain in 5’ and yes he might’ve but it was funny and memorable and now his voice just sounds so forgetful and generic.

but im curious to hear your opinions

i've been asked this question like five different times (almost as many times as i've been asked about lily gao), and i'm just. tired of the question because i'm tired of people looking at wesker in a vacuum. wesker doesn't exist in a vacuum. wesker exists in a series called resident evil.

idk if you've noticed, but RE isn't going for "funny" in the Remakes anymore. bond villain wesker worked in OG because that was the tone that the series was trying to strike to begin with. it's not trying to strike that tone anymore. so anyone who wants him to go back to being a bond villain wants him to stick out among the cast in a really bad way and feel out of place.

i've said this before, but when i first heard craig's voice come in over ada's radio, i got hit really fucking hard with HOLY SHIT THAT'S WESKER. THAT'S THE MOST WESKER THAT WESKER HAS EVER BEEN HOLY FUCK.

you thought he sounded like krauser for the same reason that i immediately knew he was wesker:

menace.

krauser always had a menace factor to him, but wesker didn't. this goes back to the whole "wesker shouldn't be funny anymore" thing. wesker is The Big Villain of the series. he should be menacing. we should feel scared of him -- or, at the very least, he should make us anxious and/or uncomfortable. he's not a morally gray "hero of someone else's story" villain. he is a menacing villain who gets off on psychologically torturing the heroes.

and that's why i always didn't like the bond villain approach to him in the first place. there was always something very sinister about wesker that got lost in translation because he sounded so fucking goofy.

it's not lost anymore.

craig carries a level of tension through his performance that makes it sound like he's always five seconds from snapping, and he does it in a very calm way, so you really have no way of knowing when he's going to pop off and raise his voice. you have no way of knowing when he's going to get violent, because he sounds like he's constantly skirting right along the edge of it.

and it's a good choice for wesker because wesker's particular brand of sinister has always had a sexual component to it, and sex and violence are very closely related psychologically. like i said, wesker gets off on chris's angst and jill's suffering. he now finally sounds like someone who would.

and on top of all of that, craig also has a very... i like to say he has a "radio voice" in his performance of wesker. it's deep and smooth-sounding and very breathy at times; if he were to be given a radio show, people would listen to it just because they'd enjoy listening to him talk. that's also fitting for wesker, because we know that wesker lived a double life for about 20 years.

i can't see dc douglas wesker charming his way into jake's mom's panties, because he's such a ridiculous human being. he always has some snide lilt to his voice. he's just barely this side of snidely whiplash. if he told me i looked beautiful, i'd be like "lol so how much money do you need to borrow?" but if craig burnatowski wesker told me i looked beautiful, i'd probably get the dokis, just because his voice is smoother and he sounds more serious overall.

the same principle applies to him betraying STARS. peter jessop did a fairly good job with wesker, but i couldn't see dc douglas or richard waugh wesker as a leader to look up to, because, again, they're both skirting the line of snidely whiplash. it'd be like "oh, there's a traitor in STARS? couldn't be the guy who sounds like a fucking cartoon villain, could it?"

like. get dc douglas and richard waugh out of your head. stop thinking about them and just look at wesker's lines of dialogue written out on paper. craig captures the character's voice better. he just does. and if you think it makes him sound "generic" then chances are you don't like wesker as a character as much as you think you do.

and now i never want to answer this question again lmao

[plaindangan]

A certain blonde haired Succubus has been causing some problems as of late. Luckily, a (lewd) detective dressed as Sherlock Holmes is on the case! Will she find and protect the Succubus's next "victim" before it's too late? Or just make it a second too late to see the Succubus already feasting?

Disclaimer: R18 material! If not to your liking then please do not read!

The Case of the Cream Drained Bodies.

That's the most flattering name that was given to what effectively multiple people being all across town, utterly unconscious and covered in a boatload of their own 'fluids' as it were. It was an...awkward case, but Kyoko was lying if she wasn't interested in solving it. Clearly a Succubus was the cause of this, but finding out who she'll strike next was another matter.

Kazuichi, Seiko, Mikan, Shuichi, Toko, Tsumugi, Nagito, Himiko, Komaru. All found utterly drained after an 'eventful time'. But what could be the common factor between them? Could it be...confidence? All didn't think much of themselves or had serious bravery issues beyond normal! But who would she target next? Wait, this pattern...and if this was right then the only guy who would fit the bill at this point would be-!!

"Chihiro is next!!" Kyoko looked at her clock. Shit, pass 3 AM, she needed to get to his place ASAP! He'd probably asleep by now!

--

"Come to me, my cute little femboy~" Succubus Miu said softly. Chihiro was already deep in trance from the sight in front of him, thought consumed with nothing but fucking the monster that revealed herself to him. There was a pink-skinned Miu floating in front of him, with her red wings. She wear wearing a black tube top and a thong that did nothing to hide her ample ass.

"I"ve been craving a a nice girthy dick and plump ass to fuck to pieces~ Hope you last longer that Snu-ichi did~" Miu cackled and was just beginning to lower his shorts when Kyoko burst into the room...carrying a water bottle!

"You will do no such thing, you succubus!!" Miu saw the Sherlock Holmes wannabe in front of her... and burst out laughing!

"Kyahahaha~ Yeah, good luck deciding that, flatty!! All you did was make this a threesome feast!!" She winked, sending out a pink beam towards Kyoko...who seemed unfazed.

"...H-huh?!" Shocked the succubus recoiled. "H-how?!" Kyoko shook her head revealed and it was then that Miu saw that Kyoko was dripping wet. "D-don't tell me...you covered yourself in holy water?!"

"Had a stock prepared since I knew my opponent was a monster like yourself. Now..." Producing a pair of magical bindings from the local church, she narrowed her eyes.

"So are you going to come along quietly, or do I need to wrestle you down first?"

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After Miu was taken into custody, she was made to revert her victims back to normal and Kyoko received acclaim for solving the case. As for Miu, while she expected that would be the end of her getting easy meals, she was proven wrong. Apparently, getting to fuck a succubus was temptation that many people in town longed to do and, with regulations in place from the church, it was deemed as long as she didn't create a mess like she had done before...well, screw it, she can fuck their brains out if she wanted. A privilege she happily took advantage of from then on~

A good ending for all parties involved~

[a-student-out-of-time]

//So Mod, I did the math about how many people died in Tsumugi’s Killing Games

//To begin we can assume that since we get different titles after Danganronpa 3 thats when Silver Bitch* decides to make the greatest Reality T.V. Show since Jersey Shore, thus Danganronpa 4 to 52 are her design and counted (I’ll explain why excluded 53 later)**

//We also know by her own admission that the games go on until 1 blackened or 2 innocents are alive and presumably the clusterfuck that was Chapter 6 of V3 was the first time it happened (This is why I excluded V3 as we had 3 survivors and consequently 13 dead thus I need to add its death count separately)**

//For the sake of calculations I’m going calculate the (unrealistic) extremes of no winning blackened and no winning innocents so we can get a viable range since we don’t know the exact results of each game (For example we know that 52 was a survivor win based on Chapter 6 but we don’t know if in 51 a SDRA Chapter 5 happened and everybody died)

//Now from the range I established earlier we can multiply 14-15 deaths per game (out of a group of 16 with an extra survivor being thrown in if a Blackened doesn’t win) by our range which is 52-3 which equals 49

// (15*49)-1 = 734 deaths (Assuming the blackened won every game but 52 since as mentioned before the participants won that one unambiguously and we had an extra survivor)

// 14*49= 686 deaths (Assuming the blackened lost every game)

//Horrific statistics aside we still need to add V3’s 13 dead kids

//734+13=747

//686+13=699 (Nice)

//That brings us to an absolutely horrifying total of 699-747 kids that Tsumugi directly or indirectly murdered

//Jesus fucking christ

(Fun fact, Shirogane means silver in english. Perfect for a Junko wannabe, no?)*

//Okay, first of all, damn fine work with all this. This is some genuinely impressive dedication to finding the answer

//Second of all, holy fucking shit

//And all of that is just her games, nothing to do with the Preservation Project's 50 games that also went until 1 survivor was left. So really, that brings us closer to the possibility that well over a thousand people died because of all this

//Yeah...really fitting for a Junko Wannabe ^^;

#mod talks #a student out of time

[morguemaw]

can you give me a list of your OC's that people rarely get to see because they get buried? i genually wanna know plus it gives you an excuse to gush :D

MAN IM JUST GETTING SPOILED?? HOLY HELL GIVE ME A SECOND!! I HAVE SO MANY!! Candle, Sketchbook, Kabisa, Meat, and Riot were all adopted! Rest created by me!

This is Candle Milkshake!! They are a protogen i adopted from someone, i wanted to keep the name/nickname and keep as much as i could the same since the og owner said it was their old sona. And now i consider them the same!! I always loved protogens i just never got around to making one!! So i was THRILLED to not only get a PINK one, but one that has so many things i love i barely changed anything minus top surgery scars, and the shade of pink for the shell!

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This is Kizu!! He is my Fursona :) He is a very grumpy boy!

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This is Bubbles!! They are also a type of fursona, they are a racoon and i adore them! I had a idea he works with Kabisa ( seen waay below ) in a outer orbit nightclub!

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This is Christmas Swap! ( i know i spelt the name wrong on the sheet just shh )

He is one of my more favorite designs since im currently the most proud of him! He has a brother named Eggnog :)

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This is Sketchbook!! I adore them a shit ton since i love chars that have un-realistic patterns on their body, like this boi with the stars and such on his tail/leg!!

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Oh ho ho, time for my most FAVORITE bird!! I adored drawing this boys ref, it was so fun and honestly therapeutic!! I took my time and i loved every. single. DETAIL!!

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This next meaty baby i actually got from one of my best friends!! I love him to bits and i gotta draw him <3 Created by Spookeri!

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This next boi is a huge guilty joy oc! His name is Angie, and he is inspired off of Angel Dust. I changed his headshape/hair style up incase i make future projects with him, since yea yea i did make him as a purpose to have a oc i love a bunch, but that doesnt mean i want him to JUST be seen as a Angel Dust wannabe

- - - - - - - - - Then this last baby is one ive had the longest, and i believe was my first adopted char!

#Candle Milkshake #Kizu #Bubble Bubbles #Christmas Swap #Sketchibookie #Kabisa Wisa #Meatster #Angie #Rabid Riot #< incase you reblog please keep the names the same! #I do this so any results of characters will show up #since the tags are unique #like Rotting Rot !! :)

[lymbreaksin]

I don't usually post on this blog but anyway, I wanted to sort all of my opinion about the spiderverse movies. I'm not even a marvel or spiderman or anything but holy shit how much I liked the itsv and atsv. I'm not gonna say anything controversial just an average view on the whole thing

things I liked the most about it:

1. the protagonist

MILES IS SUCH A GOOD PROTAGONIST. at first we see him as a typical awkward teen protag but he's that and so much more!!

the creators did such a good job with showing him as a teen(which is a rare thing)! like they've actually seen teenagers irl!! he is soo relatable. the way they showed his life is really natural. all the problems he has seem like those that an average teenager would have: his parent–child relationship issues, changing schools, getting closer to his origins, finding his sense of identity, his poor flirting skills etc. etc.

he really was an average teen in the first movie and it's such a good start. it really connects him to a viewer. but in the second movie we also see him as a skilled spiderman!! he's gone through a lot tho to become one, they really showed how difficult it was to him. my man upgraded so much!! he's not only relatable but also amazing!! but it's not even the best part of him.

I WAS STUNNED BY HIS ACTIONS IN THE ENDING OF ATSV. THE WAY HE REBELS AGAINST THE WHOLE FREAKING SPIDER SOCIETY. he chooses his own path!! he's not going to be stuck in the past like Miguel, he's gonna save everyone!! he became one of the strongest and unique spidermen, the whole spider society couldn't keep up with him!!

he may look liker your average teen protagonist but he's not!! the representation is sooo good!!

2. the message

THE WAY THIS SHOW SAID "WE SHOULD NOT BE A PART OF THE HARMFUL SYSTEM" IS SOOO POWERFUL. THE MESSAGE WAS STRAIGHTFORWARD AND LOUD. the show nailed it!!

3. the animation and the artwork

it's hella amazing. goes with the storytelling really well, reflects the true colors of the characters and affects viewers in a way that no animated show would to, truly perfect.

4. the side characters

Gwen

she's so cool. her design, how graceful and confident she seems(she isn't), her vibe. the conflict with her father hit toooo close to home, honestly. the special connection she has with Miles, they really understand each other on emotional level. also I really appreciate that they didn't make this whole stupid love triangle things with other characters like Hobie and her friend Peter. their pairing with Miles is great, honestly I'm surprised there aren't many fics about them in ao3(I've searched).

Peter B Parker

he may seem like a loser: he's divorced, doesn't have a house, looks imperfect and generally isn't what you would expect from a superhero. but it's not what he is. he's also a really kind–hearted character, he and Miles have really taught each other a lot of things. he's his first mentor and without his help we Miles wouldn't be the same. he is also a really powerful Spiderman even if he doesn't look like it. kinda reminds me about one of my friends who's really alike to him. I love his character development in the 2nd movie, he overcame his fear and now we can see cute Mayday with him. the way he acts kinda obsessed with his parent role and kids is soo funny to me. are they all like that after they become parents?

Miguel

he is a rich man, spiderman wannabe, stuck in the past, he can't deal with his emotions, he's projecting onto a 15 years old boy who doesn't want to lose his father. he's exactly what you would hate about a character, he suits the antagonist role so well. I honestly don't understand the hype about him bc maybe bc I'm not straight so Idc about how he looks. for me he looks pathetic actually. but pathetic enough to be a low key interesting character

Pavitr and Hobie

these two are great too but I was kinda expecting them to have more major role in the plo, but okay we'll see it later. their designs are really cool tho and their friendship is precious

aunt May

she's soo badass, I really liked it. reminded me of mrs Hudson from Sherlock tbh, one of my fav characters. she knew all about her nephew and helped him with being a superhero?? kind of a shame we didn't really know him, I wonder what was he like. maybe we will see in the next movie??

Doctor Octavia

her design is so cool tho and damn, she looks really good. the way she and Peter B Parker interacted was hilarious tho. also were they friends with aunt May I ship them kinda?? pretty sure they're gonna tell us in the 3rd movie. can't waiit

5. the villain

I thought he was gonna be some kind of a comic relief but he upgraded and now he isn't and looks freaking terrifying?? really excited about what's gonna happen to him in the 3rd movie and how he would develop.

6. the ending

AGAIN, THE ENDING. I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT COMING. THE EARTH–42 PROWLER BEING MILES, HIM THAT SHOULD'VE BECOME A SPIDERMAN AND ALSO DOES MIGUEL NOT KNOW, WHAT THE HELL?? really broke all the expectations but in a good way

#spiderverse #spiderverse spoilers #itsv #itsv spoilers #atsv #atsv spoilers #into the spiderverse #into the spiderverse spoilers #across the spiderverse #across the spider verse spoilers #lym rants #cuz y not

[timaeusterrored]

“So where is this oh great sharpshooter I need to meet?” Panam had Vax’s ass up at the crack of dawn, Kerry stated she was lucky she was cute because otherwise he’d be pissed. V was still pissed it was his day off!

“He’s on his way! Impatient much?” Panam asked, sitting on the hood of V’s car, swinging her legs as V lit a cigarette. He wanted to question why Panam even had the codes to their house, but also remembered they haven’t gone a day where one of the three others weren’t already in their house by the time they woke up.

“There.” Panam pointed, to a car that was going like it’s ass was on fire, the driver was clearly way to relaxed to be driving that way, his arm lazily hanging out the window, sunglasses and a bandana covering his face. The car came to a screeching stop, and V could get a better look inside.

The first thing he noticed was the fucking child in the back. Calm as could be with a helmet on and smiling brightly in a homemade car seat. The driver hopped over the door, placing the sunglasses on the top of his head as the other three nomads and the child got out.

“Holy shit you weren’t joking.. You’re V!” One exclaimed, Panam grinning proudly. “And you are..?” V held his hand out to shake, the hand that gripped his was firm but V knew it was the driver he wanted. He already had a vague description of him and knew the one named “Venus Ambrose” was the one he wanted. Pretty name for guy that drove like hell and dressed like a wannabe cowboy.

“Shit man, I’m Allen! This is Olivia,” he gestured to a woman with short blue hair and black sunglasses, who waved. “Lucky,” he pointed to a person with a shaved head and a leather jacket with a familiar red face on it. “And this here is Riot-“ he pointed to the kid, whom V had SEVERAL questions about. But he did noticed the man didn’t introduce the driver.

Vax pointed. “Who’s that?” He asked, and Allen looked surprised that V even noticed him. He also noted that Panam mumbled something under her breath.

“Uh.. this here’s Venus. He’s not all that important though, not a damn thought-“ V raised a brow, taking off Johnny’s sunglasses and putting out the cigarette.

“Well it looks like it’s his lucky day. I’m here to meet Venus.” The driver perked up a bit, Allen looking a bit confused and Riot hiding behind Lucky’s legs. “So if you’ll let him come and introduce himself, that’d be great.” V crossed his arms, he had a feeling he could tell what was going on and wasn’t fucking having it today.

“Uh.. right, Ven?” The driver slowly came up, shaking V’s hand before uncovering him. And holy fuck he was gorgeous. His right hand was all chrome, black optics, V noted some golden cyberwear under his eyes and behind his ears that reminded him a bit of Kerry and Louise’s chrome. And long blonde hair that was obviously bleached and a tad bit of a bright red at the tips. V hadn’t been rendered this speechless over a guy since he met Kerry honestly. That could be seen as a good or bad thing.

“Nice to meet you. I’ve heard many good things about you back in the city.” V said, and it was true. The Afterlife had been mumbling of a new up and coming merc that V just had to meet. And luckily, Panam knew him. He just hadn’t expected him to be so.. pretty. He knew what the issue here was now.

“It’s great to finally meet you, V.” He had a slight accent that V could place as a mix of Night City and the south. “I’ve admired your work for a long time now, you’re the reason I became a Merc.” He said, standing up straight. He was a bit shorter than V, but the boots were giving him an advantage.

“Well, you’re in luck. I wanna work with you.” V smiled.

#first meetings!!! #Totally not inspired by the Nananana music video #who tf am I kidding y’all already know they were inspired by Danger Days #cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk v #male v #male v cyberpunk #vax eurodyne #venus ambrose #street kid v #nomad v #panam palmer #cyberpunk panam #The Nomads

[fizzychocolatemilk]

I’m Going to Win You (One Way or Another) (Villain Bakugou BKDK Fic)

Holy shit, I actually finished something. Weird, I know. So...many months ago I wrote a villain Katsuki / hero Izuku fic that was meant to be just a funny one off, but developed a life of it’s own to the point where I was like, “I should make this a series”...so yeah it’s a series now!

I somehow managed to make middle school Katsuki more perceptive but also more delusional than he is in canon :| and yes, he is very creepy and weird and we love that for him. 

AO3 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39919893

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Katsuki had been taught his whole life to only think about himself. That’s part of the reason Deku had bothered him so much. The weakling hero-wannabe always seemed to worry about others more than himself, and for some reason, Deku’s blinding “hero grin” being directed at weaklings scrawnier than Deku himself had always heated a part of Katsuki that he could never name.

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He was jealous. He realized as Deku blushed over the single box of chocolate that sat at his desk on Valentine’s Day. Katsuki scowled as he watched Deku look around anxiously. The stupid nerd was biting back a cute smile and the mean-spirited chortling of the boys and girls around him faded into the background as Katsuki realized how infuriatingly in love with Deku he was. Every second Deku’s eyes weren’t on him was a second that Katsuki was burning in his own skin. Burning with an intense need, a need for Deku to see him, see Katsuki. Deku had this uncanny ability to see through Katsuki, see through all his bluster and ego into the person that people, sometimes even he himself, didn’t realize he was. Katsuki used to hate that about Deku, but now he yearned for it.

He yearned for bright green eyes that felt like open green fields, full of possibilities. He yearned for bright sunshine-y smiles that warmed him down to the darkest corners of his heart and mind. He yearned for salt sweet tears that came in quantities that could fill entire oceans, something that Deku couldn’t control and Katsuki loved and hated.

He yearned for all of Deku. He wanted to possess him and to be possessed. He wanted Deku to follow him, but he also wanted to worship Deku.

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He dreamed of cornering Deku against the dingy, rust coated lockers of Aldera and wrapping his arms protectively around him, nuzzling the younger boy’s poofy, green curls and experiencing only Izuku…his sweet Deku.

But as he realized this, Katsuki also noticed his love’s pain: all of the fucking discrimination over his quirkless status; the way his peers leered, tripped Deku in the hallway, bullied him relentlessly, and humiliated him at every opportunity; the way the teachers turned a blind eye and found opportunities to make unwanted comments about Deku’s uselessness; the way his Deku was constantly alone—in the classroom, on the rooftop where he eats lunch, during his afternoon wandering and note-taking, when he got home in the evening to yet another note that Auntie Inko was taking a night shift. 

The burns, the bruises, the scratches, the harsh words thrown at his Deku, all of it made Katsuki want to level their shitty school and laugh as he watched every asshole that ever hurt Deku slowly burn. Katsuki became his love’s protector, a silent shadow following him wherever he went—and that’s how he met All Might.

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The man that had always been larger than life was nothing but a withered, disgusting fraud. A fraud that donned a faux smile and abandoned angels after mercilessly crushing their wings. Katsuki seethed, hiding behind a vent, as All Might jumped off the building; he longed to crush the man that had crushed Deku so heartlessly. He felt his heart breaking in his chest as he watched Deku’s empty eyes guide him out the roof access door and vowed to burn everything that hurt him to ashes.

Which started with him learning more about the enemy that caused All Might’s injury.

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Izuku was ridiculously trusting. Agreeing to be the ward of the man that had crushed your dreams earlier in the afternoon was probably one of the stupidest decisions that Katsuki had ever witnessed.

But still, Katsuki didn’t interfere. He had his own work to do. He had already been poking around in forums on the outskirts of the internet before the day on the rooftop, learning all he could about how corrupt society was and how hero regulations fed into quirk discrimination, but now he truly began to dig in the deeper parts of the web searching for anything he could about One for All and its weaknesses.

Katsuki smirked as he continued to scan the post he was reading. “All for One, huh?” he chuckled to himself. The perfect way to avenge his love. The heroes would burn. He would save Deku.

#fizzy's fics #bakudeku fanfic #bkdk fic #villain bakugou katsuki #lovesick bakugou katsuki #middle school bakudeku #pre-relationship #nothing happens in this fic aside from pining and scheming #bakugou katsuki #midoriya izuku #all might #bakudeku #bkdk #bakugou katsuki's villain playlist

[numetaljackdog]

what i'm listening to 11/5/2022 (song notes under cut)

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Laura Les - Haunted: haunted. by laura les

Black Dresses - Pink Panther: i'm just gonna paste a draft i had written about this. "i can't keep quiet anymore. i have to talk shit. so black dresses' version of pink panther is really good, right? but i went and listened to the scene queen original bc i was curious. i don't like scene queen but i figured: it's a well-written song, i'll give her another shot. and oh good god black dresses improved that song by SO MUCH. took it from like a 4 to a 9 by turning it from a punk wannabe tiktok cisbian smirkfest to a certified banger preaching the word of gross toxic trans sex. no i'm not projecting don't be silly"

Steve Lacy - Bad Habit: this might be the first song to feature on more than one WILT and that's because i fucking love this song. this is without a doubt my pop hit of the year. it's breezy, funny, cozy, loving, and just the right amount of cheeky. good shit baybee

Insane Clown Posse - Hokus Pokus: i've finally done it. i've finally gotten into icp. they're goofy as shit and the music is dogshit but it's just... a lot of fun! and kind of cathartic, listening to some weird clowns talk about all the terrible things they're gonna do to the shitbags of society but without any sense of righteousness. idk this is too many words to dedicate to icp but i'm just having a hard time explaining what has finally grabbed me about them

Kendrick Lamar - King Kunta: holy shit talk about a song that makes your jaw drop from first listen. every second of this (and the whole album) is so tight and purposeful. probably one of the greatest records of my lifetime. can you tell that rateyourmusic account is getting to me

Laura Les - ditch a body in the laundry (feat. Dylan Brady): INSANE FUCKING SONG. put that shit in my veins for real. this is probably my second favorite laura les ep, after "i just don't wanna name it anything with 'beach' in the title". unfortunately, none of this stuff is on spotify, the greyed out version you'll see in the playlist is my own local file from bandcamp. but it's on the youtube list!

The Beach Boys - Caroline, No - Mono/Remastered: i've gotten into the beach boys within the past six months or so and... it just gets you, y'know? and like i think a lot of people who only know the hits have this impression of the band as this annoyingly peppy pop band but like. brian wilson. there's some real dark shit to be found, and the absolute numb tragedy of this song just really stuck with me

Black Dresses - Kill All Your Friends: these covers!! damn!!! when this dropped i didn't dare to dream it would be a mcr cover, i just figured they had picked the same title for an original by coincidence. but ohhh was i in for a surprise. i think it was a perfect selection of song, and it hits in all the right ways to maintain the breathy desperation of the original while putting the signature black dresses sonic cocaine all throughout

Spin Doctors - Cleopatra's Cat: weirdass song. like i said last month, i've been into the spin doctors since their trainwreckords episode, and i've always had kind of an admiration for this song. it's so ambitious, and just fun in a way that's both silly and complex. it finally clicked for me eventually and now i walk around all day doing the little scatting thing from the "hook"

Savage Garden - I Want You: i'll be real i don't know shit about savage garden but this track bangs. i found this in the black dresses inspirations playlist and it just took immediately. i love the y2k era, almost kind of boy band energy from it, would definitely check out more of this band's stuff

Sam Smith & Kim Petras - Unholy: there are a lot of things to be said about this song but i'll keep this really brief. one, it's cool to see trans artists get a number one hit. two, the hook is really really really fucking good. that will be all

Brian David Gilbert - Tragedy: i felt really strongly about bdg's first halloween parody ep from last year, i kept listening to it long after halloween and it even made it onto the latest favorite album ranking. i don't feel nearly as strongly about this one, but it's still enjoyable. significantly, i've actually never heard the bee gee's original of this one, so the catchiness of it is new to me in this cover version. happy halloween!

chipmunks on 16 speed - Call Me: same thing as ditch a body with the local files here. imo this is the best chipmunks on 16 speed track, everything about it aligns just right and makes it feel like this is how the song is meant to be listened to. i know it's really just a novelty but, as i believe i've sufficiently proved, i am 100% willing to take novelties completely seriously

Fetty Wap - 679 (feat. Monty): apparently this became a tiktok song at some point? i have remained blissfully unaware of this fact until making this list. this one is just a nostalgia banger, funnily enough because of its popularity on places like vine. confession: i really did think that the lyric was "i got the soda" bc of that one danny gonzalez vine. happy soda saturday

Incredibox V3 - Over Your Head: youtube exclusive here. i have nothing to say about this, i just found it in my old saved videos and it's kinda cool

Living Colour - What's Your Favorite Color?: i have this album on cassette as a gift from a relative, which is where i first heard it recently. i have a lot to say about the history contained here but once more i will be brief. this album has a lot of really tasty cuts, this one not being anywhere near the best of them. it is, however, probably the catchiest, which is how it got on this list

Quasimoto - Catchin' The Vibe: another artist i know virtually nothing about. this kind of doom-adjacent eccentric hip hop is one of the hundreds and hundreds of styles i've been itching to get into, and this is one of my first baby steps

The Garden - Call This # Now: and we close out with yet another artist that's new to me! i guess there's a theme. an entrancing blend of hooks and weird shit is always an easy sell for me. also i'm probably the millionth person to say this but. spamton vibes

#*char noises* #so... *plap plap plap* songs‚ huh? #talking pop

[artofapeach]

Did you read the rest of the epithet switched scripts yet?

HI HELLO YES I HAVE OMG

Okay okay okay okay this is going to be a MESS of a post. I have SOOOOOOOOOO many thoughts.

First of all, Sylvie!! Holy crap I love him as a detective. AND the fact that he’s Percy’s adopted father??? Charming. Beautiful. I smiled at every interaction and mention of them. And Percy still being a lawful good wannabe cop, probably to try to copy her father?? Gosh she’s sweet.

Fave part of the Museum arc is still Mera and Indus. I KNEW the amulet would still be for Mera, but I was still all :shocked pikachu: when it was revealed. I like how Indus had a curse too of not being able to feel things; UNLESS it was for Mera, and he just wanted to be able to heal her???? I just, it’s so sweet, I love it. Dare I say I love it more than the original dynamic?? I just, they make me wanna cry 🥺

Then, the part I was REALLY excited for; the Western arc.

Hoo boy. Zora. I was so excited for her! And I did end up liking her! Really!! I liked seeing how she used her epithet in different ways to con people. Butttt her character was a bit underwhelming? I guess she really shines best as a bounty hunter. As a con artist, she didn’t have that same hypocrite lawful evil attitude that original Zora had. She was still goofy and kickass, but I still like original Zora best~

Zora and Sylvie’s relationship was also a bit of a downgrade compared to Ramsey and Percy. They worked well together, but it didn’t have the same unlikable buddies or anything. They were too…normal together? In fact, I think that’s the main issue I had with the arc, is that it lost a lot of its zaniness. Which sometimes can’t be helped, and I did appreciate the new jokes written for it! For some reason, I’m obsessed with the joke where Sylvie tossed the Canadian dollar into the well and was just absentmindedly like “Make a wish” and Zora goes “I wish not to die” and Sylvie’s like “Wait, what?” It’s literally the simplest, dryest joke—which is why I love it. I have such an appreciation for dry humor; wish there was more between the two of them. I think that could have worked well!

Yoomtah and Howie HOLY SHIT. I did NOT expect them to be the switch. But I freaking loved it! It worked soooooo well!! Instead of Yoomtah and Sylvie being friendly rivals, they just run into each other a lot in Sylvie’s work (much to Sylvie’s dismay). It’s great and I loved their relationship.

I also really appreciated how the epithets were repurposed for the new situation! I knew the sheriff’s (who is now the Vice President) epithet could be useful if practiced in creative ways. And I also didn’t think about how Zora could stop the process of moving itself for a person and just make them freeze. Badass bitch I love you.

But the BEST part I saved for last.

Yup. Ramsey.

Hoooooooly shiiiiiiit how did they make this goofy uncle dude into a goofy bad ass?? Unlike Zora, he still kinda felt like Ramsey! He just really worked well in the bounty hunter position. He was able to make his goofy jokes and smartass remarks while being kinda capable at his job! And, again, though I had predicted it, I was still all :surprised pikachu: when he used his power to turn his victims to gold. And the fact he can make it melt and essentially kill someone that way?? Hooooooo man, I need a minute…

But the BEST BEST part I saved for double last.

I cannot believe I am saying this. I cannot believe this was my fave part of the entire AU.

But I fricking loved Ramsey and Sylvie’s relationship.

Their dynamic worked SO well!! Sylvie just trying to do his job and Ramsey poking fun at him?? God dammit, Ramsey, why do you work so well with cops??

These are nowhere near all my thoughts, but my phone’s about to die ww all in all it was really good and well done and I applaud the writer 👏🏽

#hey an ask #not art #epithet switched

[violetsystems]

I sometimes can't believe how desperate and try hard the past is when trying to hurt me. I love watching the Prisoner as a tv series. Don't really appreciate living it in real life. For the record, I should be somewhere in my life by now and more importantly I feel like I'm on the cusp of at least earning some income. That is if it isn't impeded by Hollywood, techno promoters who dabble in human trafficking, or paid off government officials with a social justice grudge agenda that matches their cocaine budget for the month. I would have loved to be a writer and in some ways I still am. But ultimately, I'm someone who isn't going to die with regret. And though I'm a big fan of redemption especially during the Holy Week? I don't think Jesus can save you from making the same selfish ass mistakes over and over again. I definitely think religion is a personal thing. And I'm definitely not making choices God would damn me for every night when I go to sleep alone with my cat. But I will say that people need to face the reality of what they do to people as a mob one day or another. This isn't a life without consequences. And the more batshit and mean spirited things get I'm reminded that validation is a curse. If only God can judge you in the spiritual sense. Whatever god that is? Then the only real validation comes from making choices you decide for yourself. Going down with the ship theoretically. Figuratively and literally what else can I really do. Connect with a bunch of people from my past that literally scream white supremacy? I fought that shit for years with those people and they pretended I didn't exist. Now when I come across little articles bragging about their life they're doing motion graphics work for the American Revolutionary War Museum and bragging about working on Lord of the Rings. I remember when they shaved their head, threw on a bomber jacket and hung out with all the hardcore kids that threaten to beat me up for asking questions about their sudden change in ideology. Nothing has changed. People accept the lies because they're afraid to be ostracized. And here I am. The thing you fear most. Authenticity. Fuck you for trying to hurt me if that was your intention. Fuck you for trying to hurt the people I care about. And generally fuck you for thinking you can hide from the government. I've always been right here and you've always been hiding on my property listening to every word I say. What the fuck is your excuse when you can listen to reason? Make up more shit about me for all I care. Nobody believes you are a good person in the slightest. Not even God. I'm reminded about how many times over the years when people called you out for your shitty private room hitler jokes and cocaine abuse and you just laughed and said "I'm just a piece of shit." You are and so are your stupid ass wannabe drug smuggling mma dj friends. Happy Easter. I hope you get jailed in another country since you hate America so much.

[my-soul-sings]

brb going insane from the latest Wannabe Challenge updates

#wannabe challenge #i want taehee's UR SO BAD #but 2 weeks remain for the summon up chance so im gonna wait it out and collect as many shards as i can first #then there's yooha's new w-live card which is HOLY SHIT #that smouldering gaze #im gonna get a heart attack #and the base fit stat is 503 wtf strong af card #i havent even finished farming his wlive colour ssr card... #and then theres the fricking SUMMER 2021 CARD #bruh the artists rly went all out this year #the cards are insanely pretty #not sure if i can save up enough to get taehee's summer card on my main account when the event opens #but at least i think i can get it on my side account if my main fails #probs gonna get biho's summer card on my side acc too bc wth its too pretty #and then theres the new outfits too which i do not have enough gold to buy #no THANKS to the Cursed Americano 16-17 stage #so many things #i cant even focus on studying anymore this game is ruining my life LOL #take me devs #just take me now