#can you hear the sarcasm

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

amazing. after waking up significantly earlier than I usually do, spending most of my day at church and running back and forth between home and the house I'm staying in, helping put on two church services, having a long phone call with a friend, and staying up until midnight watching a movie, I have the audacity to react with "oh my gosh it must be carbon monoxide poisoning" when the switch flicks and I suddenly feel tired and lethargic. absolutely incredible work. I've peaked

#can you hear the sarcasm

[softbobamilktae]

Gee…thanks

#can you hear the sarcasm #softbobamilktae txt #answered asks #moon <3

[221bluescarf]

Don't mind me, just another day in quasi recovery

#221bluescarf.txt #can you hear the sarcasm #lowkey i need help #edulting #recovery problems

[dogboyjackkennedy]

my favorite Dee quote:

(context: Steven Backstory)

#dsaf #dee kennedy #dsaf dave #like. you can Hear the sarcasm #this still makes me chuckle #like you can hear her practically going 'yeah no Shit Dave'

[dyedviolet]

Murderbot TV should cast a vocaloid for ART.

#or well. I guess a SynthV bank for the more realistic sound. #My pick would be either Saros. or Yi Xi's lower range. #both banks can get a nice medium/ non-gendered tone and i think they could carry ART's constant sarcasm. #if someone wants to make a case that it should be voiced by Miku I'll hear you out. #murderbot

[thevagabondexpress]

listen. guys.

the answer is not to make ty taller than kit. it's to show that short and noticeably autistic people can be badasses and intimidating and sex gods too.

the answer is not to make ty taller than kit. it's to let ty be a gothic horror cryptid ninja who is very aware that his looks and his neurodivergence are things that get you infantilized because it's something he's experienced, people keep treating him like that, and so he claws back every small bit of control, of power, of ability to intimidate that he can in any way that he can whenever and wherever he can.

the answer is not to remove ways that ty can be infantilized. it's to have the people around him infantilize him and then let him cathartically take down everyone who approaches him with that mindset until nobody dares call him adorable or try ruffling his hair again. to make ty a study in how when you think someone's cute when they're spitting mad sometimes you become a lesson for anyone else who thinks they can get away with doing the same. to make him a representation of how hard it is to escape infantilization and a name to look up to for everyone trying to do it because somehow he did (and he did it with no help from his boyfriend, either).

and kit, poor kit, beloved big brother, personification of summer, tall sun-smiling goofball in a secondhand jacket, sure that he is more well-adjusted than he actually is, has no idea what is coming for him. not. at. all.

#ty blackthorn #twp #tsc #the wicked powers #the shadowhunter chronicles #we know our beloved author's not gonna do this #she'll mangle it like she's mangled every other infantilizable character that's come her way #but we have choices beyond “follow her” or “vent” #except we couldn't possibly break the height rule #that's the one trope which can never be subverted #the universe would collapse if we broke the height rule #oh no we can't have that #i hope you can hear the sarcasm dripping out of that last batch of tags

[piplupod]

why do counsellors think it's helpful to tell you "you shouldn't feel that way!" when you tell them something like "I am so stressed about spiders to the point where i have crying breakdowns thrice a week" or "I feel like I am somehow secretly a terrible person that needs to push everyone away to keep them safe from the rot that is inside of me"

like ... golly gee, thank you so much, that's soooo helpful, can't believe i never thought "wow! i shouldn't be feeling this way!" before, pretty crazy that you can just cure me with that one declaration!

#GIRL IF I KNEW HOW TO STOP FEELING THIS WAY I WOULD BE FINE !!! I WOULDNT BE TALKIN ABOUT IT WITH YOU #like okay yes. that is a good STARTING statement. but can u give me... something actionable perhaps. please. #instead of essentially just shaming me for my feelings hsdgjkl #i KNOW these feelings and thoughts are ''wrong'' and unhelpful and unhealthy and hurting me. but like... what do i DO with them... #''i feel like a bad person'' ''well you arent so you shouldnt feel that way :)'' ''....okay great thanks so much see you next week'' ????? #such wise words from a trained professional! /sarcasm #idk man i think that my stories and characters have been far more helpful in therapizing me than actual trained professionals ever have #these ppl do not know what to do with me it seems like #i get so frustrated every time i hear ''you're so self aware!'' bc that seems to be therapist language for ''idk what to do for you'' #or ''i can't help you. you are beyond my capabilities as a trained mental health professional who went to school for years'' #im TIRED. im so tired !!! #anyways im just dreading my appt later today fdjgkl i like this lady more than the last one but she hasn't been very helpful so far #starting to resign myself to the fact that maybe i am just too fucked up to be helped fdsjkl like man. im just stuck this way i guess #unless i can figure out how to fix me on my own then i think im just fucked #pippen needs 2nd breakfast

[theworldlookswhite]

hello invader zim fans

today i bring xeno irkens. Tomorrow? who knows...

#sorry abt the difference in image quality on the last one can you tell it wasnt scanned (sarcasm) #anyway where are the xenobiology enjoyers can anyone hear me #invader zim #iz irken #iz zim #i guess #saturn fridge

[bigboobyhalo]

bold take: foolhalo are kismesis. I'm sorry for reminding you of Homestuck in the year 2023

wow anon congrats on being the first person ever to say that foolhalo are a kismesis . you did it . you were the FIRST ONE . no one else has ever said this before

#ask #sarcasm. #sorry anon I have heard it. I have heard it more times that I can count #I don’t even care about being reminded of HS . I get HS posts on my dash sometimes and I just ignore them #it’s the way that ‘kismesis’ is the ONLY JOKE people have about foolhalo. every post about them is destined to get a tag about it #and I don’t doubt that it’s an accurate descriptor I’m just TIRED OF HEARING IT !!! GET NEW MATERIAL !!!!!! #not mad at you anon just in general ^_^👍

[a1phapack]

⸻ "I DON'T THINK THE WORLD IS FULL OF CRIMINALS AND MURDERERS. IT'S FULL OF NICE PEOPLE."

@lupaeus liked for a starter

#( threads ) #( apollo hale ) #can you hear his sarcasm

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

the kids aren't alright

#worship rehearsal is going absolutely Lovely.... can you hear the sarcasm??? #all of our normal sound techs are out of town so we have two(2) new kids in here who have like. one weekend's worth of collective knowledge #everything is confusing and no one knows what's going on #girl help #Lu rambles #adventures with the worship team

[dramatisperscnae]

Oh Jason. Don't ever change.

#outofinspiration #never not laughing at this tbh #you can HEAR the sarcasm i love it #dick: little wing

[r3dblccd]

In a way I'm happy that it didn't snow in my city because the snow caused so many problems, esp in the villages and areas close to the mountains, but on the other side I'm sad that it snowed all over the country and there wasn't even a tiny bit of snowfall here.

#misc; ooc #//also i find it funny that in my country the people in charge of taking care of the snow say every year that they're prepared for the snow #//but every year the snow always catches them by surprise. But we'll be prepared next year for sure for sure #//absolutely (can you hear the sarcasm in my voice)

[consult-sherlockholmes]

I love how you're just so chill to this gorilla guy haha😂❤️

Who knows, maybe I was wrong and a gorilla is going to break down my door tonight, wrack my flat and then eat me like a banana. So scared, I don't want to end as a banana, that would be such a humiliating death.

#Rp #Roleplay #Gorillas might be herbivores but maybe this gorilla is the exception #This is sarcasm if you are too stupid to notice #Bananalock #Banana sherlock #Oh no i can hear it coming

[halscafe]

so mr. milo greer. hello. you had NO RIGHT making me so sad with that lil speech

NO. RIGHT. BIG SAD

#I was crying real tears right there that shit was rough #I have a terrible feeling about the rest of the imperium #im just SO excited (can you hear the sarcasm) #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted imperium #imperium milo

[retiredcultistredux]

Oh that's nice, Void Termina is back. Hi Void Termina. - Lollipop anon

Void Termina: 'My friends are happy...why aren't you...?'

#Event: Chapter 2 - Seeping Through the Cracks #story #ask #anonymous #lollipop anon #i detected immense sarcasm in this ask autism brain can't always detect it but this time it did #anyway this is how his telepathy is gonna be formatted #thought bubbles single quotes and italics #you guys canonically can hear it so don't worry #sorry this is a little late tho oops #kirby #kirby star allies #kirby au #kirby fanart #kirby series #void termina #ask blog #ask-the-retired-cultist #retiredcultistredux #retired cultist redux