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kirisaki-daichi-scenarios · 6 months

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yes.

no but i wish. absolutely drowning in work, both work work and hobby pet projects that are being suffocated by the former. like it's gotten to the point where i've been trying to write a hc post in my spare time and i manage - get this - one bullet point a week. i was planning on doing some halloween posts on here, then ran out of time, and now i don't think i've got enough time to do something for christmas either, and don't get me started on missing seto and haizaki's bdays for the first time in years. hopefully i'll get some time in christmas to write something but if i don't: happy belated halloween, early seasons greetings, and happy new year if i'm not back by then.

#but i'll return one day #probably #hopefully #chat asks

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nattousan · 1 year

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i love people's willingness to get hype over dumb shit.

I was driving home today and pull up to a light. As i'm slowing down i 👁️👁️ lock 👁️👁️ eyes with the dude in the car next to me. I spring into action, this is the moment I've been waiting for.

Now, something you must know about me is I drive around with several small plastic 🦀crabs 🦀 on my dashboard, One: for the whimsy of it all and two: on the off chance i encounter another driver who i think could benefit from witnessing them.

This young gentleman was one such someone.

As i pull up, as previously stated, our eyes lock and I hold up one☝️ finger☝️

Perplexed by my unprompted gesticulation, the young man rolls down his window, "what the devil could this perfect stranger be about to tell me?" he might have been thinking.

I present a singular dashboard crab, green and brown, homely but not without its charm.

I study his reaction, grinning encouragingly. He's nodding, obviously intrigued by my plasticine crustacean.

I wag my finger and shake my head, removing the crab from view. Confusion again, but he leans forward, invested. I have him now.

I grab my second dashboard crab, a rotund white and brown crab, easily the most beautiful of my crabs as it sports large discernible claws of an attractive size and silhouette.

✌️ TWO ✌️ i tell him.

He's cheering now, and rightly so, as these are delightful little beasts that anyone would be happy to encounter. But now comes the clincher, time to seal the deal.

My finger wags once more. He's awestruck, I have him completely enraptured. If a car had come and smeared us both into the pavement we would not have noticed, so wrapped up in my display were we.

I bring out my showstopper: a bright pink spider crab with delicately long legs the likes of which had never before nor since been seen in mid afternoon traffic.

As emphatically as i can express, I display all three of my dashboard crabs to this man, three fingers pressed triumphantly to the glass.

the guy is losing it in his car, mouth wide in what i assume to be a primal shout of crab derived excitement. His arms are pumping so vigorously its shaking his stationary vehicle.

We sit there, sharing in a moment of mutual jubilation, and then the light changes, and we move forward in line. He drives off, honking his horn in rapturous exultation,

and we part ways, exactly the same perhaps but changed nonetheless.

🦀

#nat chats #like i tell it very flowery but that's literally what happened #i wanna make a bumper sticker that just says “ask me about my crabs”#just so i can show people #og post

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seasalt-dreams-edits · 10 months

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Hello can I have some numbuh 3 stimboards?

sorry, i don't really understand your ask ;-; could you explain a bit please?

#chat asks

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anoant · 10 months

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Pictochat!

#ant's art #homestuck #hs #someone on twitter asked me how they're chatting on different wifis #my theory is that they have a super long LAN cable #or Jade super hacked them to work internationally idk #beta kids #john egbert #dave strider #jade harley #rose lalonde #dude i miss my DS #shit was fire

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buggachat · 1 month

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yes the peacock miraculous obviously needs to be felix's and is extremely significant to him and there's so much poetry about the fact that he is the holder of the very miraculous that created him and him being the holder of it is deeply entrenched into the plot. HOWEVER.

sometimes i miss the cat!adrien vs dog!felix dynamic. because it was really fucking funny

#also like. if you listed out the personalities of adrien and felix to an unbiased third party #and asked them to assign one as dog and the other as cat #it would absolutely be dog!adrien and cat!felix. right? like it would.#adrien is like a little golden retriever who follows you around. felix knocks shit off your counters just to get a reaction out of you.#but no. cat!adrien dog!felix. like what the fuck is up with that. bring it back it was so weird #ladybug: aw darn :/ i gave the dog miraculous to the cat-coded guy by accident! i meant to give it to adrien. HE'S the dog guy #chat noir: excuse me?#also the fact they were fucking pet-coded?????? AND THEYRE SENTIMONSTERS??? FUCKED UP TBH. BRING IT BACK

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corruptimles · 26 days

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nooo venture dont investigate the enigma of amigara fault nooooo

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#if they bring their drill tho theyre probably gonna be fine tbh #art #low quality memeing #I dont have a drawing tag #overwatch #overwatch 2 #venture overwatch #sloan cameron #asked the group chat to pick heroes for the crowd watching and this is a pretty random team comp #except I drew this as Petra which doesnt even have teams so like? dont even look at me man

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tacticalprincess · 1 month

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Would pornstar könig mind if I fell a biiiit in love with him after he fucked me?

mixed emotions… he would think you’re dumb and naive for feeling anything for some random porn brained creep from the internet without even knowing what he looks like, but the ego boost that it gives him to hear you say it overpowers his discomfort with vulnerability — his dick game must be phenomenal if it’s turning you all silly in the head.

the thought of him inviting you back against his better judgement (that he already doesn’t have much of) and you confessing while he’s just trying to mold your guts to the shape of his cock, hitting it just right and not even on purpose. he’s sure he’s hearing things until you double down on it, then he’s pushing your face into the pillow so you can’t talk anymore. afterwards he’ll ghost you for a while in hopes that you recover!

since he spent his whole life being practically invisible to everyone, he would probably think it’s a facade for the camera or just a little dickmatization your end, but who knows, you might fix him! give him enough attention and enough pussy to fulfill his unreasonably high sex drive and he might consider taking you seriously…

#chat are we making him a returning character #anon ask #konig cod #konig call of duty #konig x reader #konig x you #könig call of duty #konig smut #könig x reader #könig smut #bella writes⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

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rayactive-factory · 4 months

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[🐈🥀🪴⚫🐈‍⬛🐈]

#sth #sonic fanart #shadow the hedgehog #sketchbook #kicks and dresses #i got even more skirt shadow prompts on top of that ask (affectionate!!)#shadow with cats is a theme #as always there will be more #also can we get an F in the chat??#for shadow's poor lantanas

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minoment · 11 months

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God sub!Miguel is so 🤭🤭

Like, I’m not a top by any means but he’d look so pretty begging. Wether it’s for me to move or for him to be allowed to move? Good lord…

And to have a hand wrapped around his neck while I’m chasing my own satisfaction? Or just to have some form of restriction on him while he’s begging me to touch him…

-🩵

Ugh yes..

Miguel cries so pretty too, doing his best to hold back the humiliating tears as you bounce up and down on his length. Eventually he can't hold back and the waterworks come, leaving him sobbing and begging for you to let him cum.

Add choking to the mix? He's a goner.. making soft gagging noises as you (safely 😠) squeeze the sides of his neck.

Furthermore, if you mock or tease him while he's like that.. he's nutting.. Hard.

"Look at you crying beneath me while I use you.."

"Such a messy little spider hm?"

"Your cock is such a good toy.. oh.. do you like being my little toy Miguel? Do you get off on me calling you names?"

Say anything along those lines and his back his arching off the sheets as he spills himself inside you with a tear-filled cry.

If he's being a brat, you can tie him up and ride him; dragging orgasm after orgasm out of him while you use him for your own pleasure. Slap him hard across the face when he cums and tell him what a slut he is. He FOLDS..

Pinch and play with his nipples after he comes down from his high, doesn't matter if you've milked him dry, he will whimper and get painfully hard again.

Of course when you're done with him, take care of him. Give him a long bath and lots of kisses. Tell him how much you adore him..

I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY ABOUT THIS MAN IT'S NOT FUNNY

#please send in requests #or asks #for him #and other characters #i need to let my ideas loose #dom reader #sub character #sub miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara #miguel x reader #miguel o'hara x reader #miguel o'hara x male reader #miguel o'hara x gn reader #miguel o'hara x fem reader #mino chats //#🩵 anon //

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westywallowing · 5 months

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he's,,, a cat

adrientte fruits basket au ;)

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kirisaki-daichi-scenarios · 1 year

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chat asks part something

mental illness. either that or it's some kind of hannah montana alter ego thing and you were the real furuhashi all along.

in the grand scheme of things, i’m a comparatively new fan - i only started watching it in 2016. i have kurofes and the characters bible, and a couple of volumes, but that’s it. i’ve never really been into merch beyond buying manga. i don't have any interest in cosplaying or figurines so it would feel wasteful to buy other merch.

part 4 here: https://www.tumblr.com/kirisaki-daichi-scenarios/702711393774927872/aftermath-of-manager-betraying-the-boys-p4. she most definitely got hot.