Pairing: ChoroOso (TotokoOso on the side)
Type: One-Shot
Rating: Explicit
Words: 5600+
Magical Girl AU in which Oso gets thrashed by the villain and then thrashed even more sexually by his useless sidekick 💚❤️🐟
(Oso is trans in this story)
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I've decided to open up commissions!
People have asked about it a couple of times in passing, and so I decided that I'd love to offer up my writing skills. It's been hard making ends meet, so every bit would help me get by. o(* ̄▽ ̄*)ブ
I'm currently primarily interested in writing Osomatsu-san fanfiction, so that's what this post will focus on.
If you're not familiar with my work, you can click this link to go to my ao3 profile.
Price: $1 (USD) per 100 words
Details below the cut!
Feel free to message me with any inquiries or questions either to this account or to my main account @harmacytechnician ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
Even if you're not interested in a commission, you can still help by reblogging this!
Things I Will Write:
-NSFW
-Platonic
-BLMatsu*
*I will only write AUs where they're not related. This is non-negotiable. Just make them roommates or something, I don't care.
-Gore
-Furry
-Angst
-Dubious Consent
-Original Characters
-Self-Insert
-CharacterxReader
-Multi-Chapter Fics
-Polycules
Things I Will Write Based On A Case-By-Case Scenario:
-Kinks (I'm open to a LOT of kinks, and you can always ask if you're not sure if I'll write it or not.)
-Non-Con
Things I Will NOT Write:
-Incest
-Racist, sexist, queerphobic, ableist, or otherwise bigoted content
-Pedophilia
-Bestiality (Furries do not count.)
Highlighted Examples Of My Work:
-Something Super Sweet (1 Chapter, 7,000 Words)
-Online Lover (5 Chapters, 16,200 Words)
-Akatsuka Warriors (17 Chapters, 74,300 Words)
FAQ:
Q: How long will it take for you to complete a commission?
Depends on the length and my current availability! I want to say about one week for a fic that's 5,000 words or less.
Q: How involved will I be in the process?
As involved as you want to be. The more direction you give me, the better! I want the fic to be exactly what you have in mind. (*^▽^*)
Q: Will you do any edits once you finish the commission?
After I finish writing it, I'll send it to you to read through. I'll do one round of minor edits free of charge, but if you want something major reworked that would take a lot of rewriting, then there will be an additional charge for that.
Q: When do you collect payment?
I ask for payment when I'm halfway done with the commission. If it's going to be multiple chapters, I'll charge each chapter separately and have you pay when I'm halfway done with each chapter.
Q: How do you collect payment?
I prefer Venmo, but PayPal is also acceptable.
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Where's the Door Hole?
Choromatsu: Osomatsu-Niisan.
Osomatsu: What?
Choromatsu: Where's the door hole?
Osomatsu: It goes right there, see I drew it with a magic marker.
Choromatsu: You were supposed to cut it out with the power saw.
Osomatsu: Dude, I'm gonna!
Choromatsu: Oh really?
Osomatsu: Yes!
Choromatsu: So go get the power saw.
Osomatsu: Okay, I will. [tries to walk through the wall where the painted door is] I see the problem.
Choromatsu: Oh do ya?!
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Pairing: ChoroOso
Type: One-Shot
Rating: Mature
Words: 400+
Simple flirting lessons. No smut but there's sexual language in it. 💚❤️
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