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shitedits · 2 years

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CALL ME BY YOUR NAME (2017)

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eccedentesiast20 · 2 years

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"(...) lo único que deseaba era que el tiempo se detuviese. Que el verano no terminase jamás, que él nunca se alejase, que la música repetida una y otra vez siguiese para siempre, pido muy poca cosa y juro que no exigiré nada más en la vida".

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candymay · 7 months

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Have you moved on complteley from cmbyn fandom to sufjan?

dw baby i've been sufjan's little sad bitch years before elio fucked that peach 😭😭 like my header literally has always been him

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fyodorloveclub · 2 years

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Hi my favorite little red lobster losers. I am back at it again with more unhinged ideas. Now before I get started I would just like to say; I am soook done with school, I’m this close to drop kicking myself into the fucking ocean. Anyways I love Fyodor but you know who my first love was? Dazai fucking osamu. It’s quite unfortunate that to this day he holds a special place in my heart. So today I give you Dazai headcanons

Dazai won’t admit it but he reads BL like it’s water?? He has spent at least half of his paycheck on an entire series.

Dazai accidentally stole the Vietnamese Presidents Passport and car. Dazai is now banned from Vietnam and for some reason France?

Dazai’ wears different sized shoes on each foot, not because one is bigger than the other but because he said it’s cheaper that way and police have a harder time verifying how tall or how much he might weigh. Because in both of the shoes he put quarters in them so the indent the shoe print leaves is deeper and heavier.

Dazai can’t eat peaches after reading CMBYN LMAONFKDJDN HE LITERALLY TOOK A BITE OF ONE AND STARTED CRYING

dazai can fly a jet, not because he had to learn but because he stole A US naval aircraft for funssies

Dazai stayed at a furry convention motel. Yes Motel.

Dazai can’t ride a bike, and before everyone thinks “omg poor boy he never had a childhood” you’re right but like no he’s just stupid and has no sense of balance on it. Like numerous people have tried to teach him he literally CANT RIDE THE FUCKING BIKE.

Dazai wears a shirts under his button up, that says “I want your chum daddy.” With a cartoon shark making that face you see in those hentai manga headers on tumblr.

Dazai also has a shirt he bought in Korea when he was selling cheap dildos. It said “this shirt was used as a cum rag.”

Dazai was the prime minister of Belgium’s discord kitten for about three years. Yes for three consecutive years Dazai was able to not only catfish but maintain a relationship with this man. To this day it’s still Dazais longest lasting relationship 💀💀

Dazai didn’t know Atsushi was allergic to peanuts and all Dazai fed Atsushi for like four months was peanuts. Yasono doesn’t get paid enough 😭

Dazai and kunnikida had a moment with each other and Dazais ass really said “omg this reminds me of this one BL I read recently.” And he went on an hour tangent about the the goddamn manga. Kunnikida won’t admitted it but he started reading it and likes it

Dazai is banned from every single McDonald’s in the world. He also is not allowed to but Coke-the soda.

Dazai has really soft legs, and like they’re usually hairless??? He doesn’t shave them they’re just like that 💀

Dazai had to gather some intel on a case he was working on and went to this information broker and is now the godfather to the brokers two kids, has a pet frog named turtle, and is missing two ribs, his right pinkie toe, a kidney, and was breifly a sperm doaner for the black market.

Someone bought a three acres of the moon for Dazai. At first he thought it was auktagawa, it was not. It was Ranpo???

The little crevice in between his collar bone and shoulders; if you put your hand in the little dip there and feel it, it’s ✨crunchy✨ no it’s not the bone it’s like crunchy? Like it’s ducking bc weird.

Dazai watched banana fish once and he’s convinced he’s actually never going to be happy again. Like he knew he was depressed but now? Jesus Christ he’s never going to know peace. And he decided to read the manga, the one shot manga, and the two other one shots….yeah he’s not okay. Like he lies away thinking about it. (Same don’t watch it, don’t read it, don’t just don’t. If you like happiness)

Dazai ghost wrote the script for the bee movie!

Dazai hates giraffes??? Like he just thinks they’re up to something, like he’s actually paranoid about it.

-sincerely your one and only shirt that was used as a cum rag☺️

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NOT DAZAI READING BL FDKLSA;FJDKASL;FDLJ HELP WHY IS THAT FUCKING KILLING ME me too king

OK IVE HEARD OF BANANA FISH BEFORE BUT IVE NEVER WATCHED IT is it really as sad as everyone says it is fjkdfjlas what is it even about

ok i wont lie the belgium one took me so fucking long to read bc i thought u meant he was the prime minister of discord kittens in belgium and i was like fucking whatfdkja;fjsl but then understanding didnt really lead to better comprehension

THIS SHIRT WAS USED AS A CUM RAG I FUCKING NEED THATKJLSFSADJKFKLJF I NEED THAT SHIRT

THANK U AS ALWAYS FOR THESE PSYCHO ASS HCS I LOVE YOU

#voices in my head #🪱 demon #{ musings; dazai }

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cowboy-rosa · 2 years

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