#come eat my children

[aurae-rori]

TIMELOOP AVENTIO AU BRAINROT

so i've been thinking and like they've actually been in my brain rolling around. i'm thinking about them dancing in one of the loops. ratio leading aventurine around in a slow, wonderful dance just for the two of them. there's no music and yet they dance, step after step, because it's just the two of them and time is limited but ratio wants to forget about how tomorrow aventurine will die. all he wants to do is hold this dearest gambler in his arms and pray to some sort of aeon that it will all be okay, somehow, someday. not now, though. now, he interlocks fingers with this man who's going to defy fate with his own help, and continues to dance.

he dances like he has no future or no past, and like this is not the thousandth time he's had to live through these days.

he dances like tomorrow he will wake up and it will be different.

#aventio time loop au #aventio #ratiorine #hsr ratio #aventurine #hsr aventurine #drratio #raturine #veritas ratio #dr ratio #dr ratio x aventurine #dancing #fic snippet #come eat my children

[sashimiyas]

osamu has a soft spot for single mothers because they remind him of his own

#reinas.inretrograde #he’ll never say anything but when you go through your wallet and only order what your child requested and not your meal #he just hands you enough for the whole week. tells you to come back soon but never admits to the kindness #he incorporates children eat free days #there’s this whole romantic scene in my head where you say ‘i don’t need you’ #and he goes ‘i know.’ and it’s not placating at all. he knows you don’t need him. #knows and understands that you’ve done more in your life than he’ll ever achieve #then he says ‘but i want you. i want to need you. and if you say the word and let me. i’ll do it. i’ll need to wake up to you in the morning #need you to tell me to have a good day and whoop my ass into shape. and i know you won’t need me. but you can want me to.’

[scandals-r-us]

Why is migs so big? To hold his family of course

And yes he ate it. And liked it

#miguel o'hara #spiderman 2099 #my art #across the spiderverse #atsv fanart #spider man: across the spider verse #spiderman #atsv #gabriel o'hara #xina kwan #i would have LOVED to see them play more on the literal half spider ordeal #migs casually mid comversation with a civilian just plucks a catapillar off a tree and eats it #instilling a lifelong fear in said civillian #not the fact that hes big enough to blot out the sun #migs: excuse me waiter theres a fly in my soup. can i get some more #protein crouton #also you had to know the gabri pose was coming #and as always...migs enamored with children #big paws are for small hands

[jinnazah]

what kills me is how people here in the west are so …. willfully, blissfully, ignorant of what’s transpiring in palestine. like i have even seen poc, even seen HIJABIS still buying starbucks and i’m like …… i guess dumbfounded at this point. “oh but it’s just one drink” “oh but my one dollar won’t make a difference if i spent it or not” “well it’s not my problem, the middle east is always at war”

are people so arrogant they think they are the exception to what’s happening in palestine? in fact. the victim blaming against the palestinians is insane “well they should’ve just left” “well they should’ve agreed to a ceasefire” “well they shouldn’t have let hamas take over” you guys make me sick to my stomach!!!! my god this rhetoric is so narcissistic it hurts!!!!!

#like i eat and i think of palestine i think of the children starving to death in gaza i think of people making bread from CAT FOOD #i sleep i think how i can’t sleep unless my dog is warming my feet or i wake up groggy without my humidifier #people in gaza can’t even sleep they can’t even rest the killing the violence doesn’t even stop for a minute!!! #i wear my expensive clothes i do my makeup i do my hair i wear mt perfume and i want to cry thinking that like #are the women of gaza not worthy? do they not deserve this level of luxury or happiness? #will the little boys and girls of gaza ever get to play with their moms makeup and ruin it in the process? #i don’t know how anyone can let anything else consume their minds these days #shame on you. may your time also come. may the world look away in remembrance of those you scorned #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #free palestine #free gaza #free the west bank #occupied palestine #israel is a terrorist state

[50000-bees-in-a-trenchcoat]

i'm fully prepared for the debate over whether or not this is a christmas song

#eating children isn't the first thing that comes to my mind when i think of holiday cheer but you do you RTD #plz reblog or reply w your opinion on the matter #doctor who christmas special #the goblin song #dr who #dw #doctor who #doctorwho #the doctor #christmas

[loadinghellsing]

what's your favorite Anderson headcanon?

while I have a lot of random Anderson headcanons... my absolute favorite has to be him having a soft spot for animals

since they fall along the lines of innocent creatures that can do no wrong- which I feel fits along the lines of his orphanage work. Picking stray kids and stray cats off the streets, just Anderson and his pack of strays <3

#i contribute #my art #alexander anderson #hellsing #analysis n headcanon #--- #he's an absolute softie #and nobody can prove me otherwise #he's an emotional wreck #feelings be both his strength and weakness #protective instinct!!! just try to best him- #protective instinct!!! oh no- he cares for alucard- #hc that he's an absolute pushover aswell... #children ask him for things like toys or snacks and he's like 'we'll see...' and comes the following day if not day of with their demands #everybody else just glaring at him because he's a bad influence #cats get the same treatment #they ask for seconds of food despite just eating #and within the span of a minuite anderson caves and gives them each a little bit more #my source of evidence? #maxwell. #just look at how maxwell turned out. #and try to tell me anderson doesn't spoil the orphans

[38sr]

Your pieces of what the Justice League would be like in your style...so...much...POTENTIAL

All I’m saying is why have one hot superhero…

When all of them can be hot and we can enjoy ourselves???

#the ppl deserve more food #eat up my children #at least until season two comes out haha #ask #txt

[atopvisenyashill]

not an f&b aegon ii fan, not a hotd aegon ii fan, but a secret third thing (a fan of the aegon ii that only exists in my mind)

#extreme mommy issues his father figure is his grandfather & a dude who literally cannot stop committing hate crimes deeply upset that he #could have been his older sister’s male wife but his mom said no and now he has to be king #wants to be a good husband to helaena but resents how gentle she is and dependent on his protection wears his hair short bc he resents his #father’s obsession with valyria when westeros is here now and needs him to do more than just acclaim rhaenyra decades ago and aegon #his true love is his dragon and he was never going to live long after sunfyre. the son that actually DID come with fire and blood to save #his mother but it wasn’t enough never enough because he’s the oldest son but he’s also only second born and what is a second born son than #girlson who is functionally useless as anything more than a pawn to his family. #dying miserable and alone without even his mother’s love bc he came for her too late but he CAME FOR HER!!! HE SAVED HER. too bad. #she doesn’t care anymore bc everyone she really loved is dead. dying a pawn and yet the powerful man in westeros. #letting the narrative consume him alive after sunfyre is injured and finds him on dragonstone. he knows he’s doomed when he goes up against #baela. he does it because what else do you do. you’ve gone too far. killed too many. you killed your sister’s children and she killed yours #in return and now you can’t go back. no choice but mutually assured destruction with the only woman who ever saw how dangerous he was and #how desperate for loce he was. once upon a time. he was a baby bouncing in his sister’s lap on the throne. and she was beautiful and tall #and soft and smart and she told him he was beautiful and loved and pointed out every name and held him the way a mother does. #it has to end there. if the narrative eats me and sunfyre alive it has to eat her too. he won’t go down without her. #getting on my soap box #aegon the usurper

[boyjoan]

i need to Talk to you about my Sandwich

#hello. welcome to tags #today i had a wholemeal wrap #and i filled it with turkey #and mango #and hot sauce #and listen #i know it sounds bizarre #but it was so bloody tasty #OH AND BREAKFAST. PORRIDGE!!! #with set honey and a banana and a pear i love you fruit #i love you food that sustains me and supports me and fuels my playing cricket with small children #porridge is kind of a weird texture but the flavour is soo good #idk if ill ever eat it again. on account of the texture #but it was a win bc it sustained me #im rambling #time to wrap up #thank you for coming to breakfast!! i love you i want us both to eat well <3 #partridge family breakfast!!

[hauntingblue]

making a collection

making another collection with a threatening aura

#davy back fightbpart 3 letsgo #HOW do the three big guns get wasted on the eating contest... horrible plan.... luffy is fine bc well... but not sanji and zoro like damn. #luffy DOESNT WANNA EAT??? CALL THE NAVY!!!! #what was i saying.... bad idea putting the three beasts there #FRANKY FRANKY FRANKY!!!! they captured the two princesses :( #one sided beef squashed between luffy and foxy. friendship ended with random ex marine guy. now luffy is my best friend #usopp and franky bonding time hell yeah. throw usopp by the head once more pelase #nami with zoros swords just like holding them looks so cool like she should get a few swords too... nami three sword style oda drawing pls #i think this man underestimates nami and luffys power together he doesnt know about shiki #luffy saying he knows its a trap and sorry for being late.... lets go on an adventure all nine of us.... usopp yes anding his lie..... omg #cant believe nami isnt there yet. she could take this guy. oh there she is!!!!! she does look cool with the swords and jumping to get luffy #zoro screaming in agony from luffy getting shot omg THIS FUCKING GUY OF COURSE!!! this looks like its so over #zoro and sanji must feel so useless rn. they didnt even get the chance to fight like damn #komei-kakka??? more like come caca. boom #luffy face down dead on the floor akdjkaa chopper have you tried looking at the wound to see if it harmed him idk #it hit the face akdjskn usopp that was coom also #was robin flirting with the other guy and zoro caught her and she told hum to shut up??? #'your friends got the best of me but you are still in my arms an-' 'HEAT EGG!! ALSO YOU'RE ON FIRE!' #flare maneauver that was so slay also luffy and nami in the same frame so twins of them. my children. birthed them one right after the othe #zoro and sanji fighting back to back. back to back to back to you i dont wanna fall right back to us maybe you should run right back to her #that is such a bop song. also post wano zosan. and post wci. see the recurrent theme #fighting in water.... being on top of the sword that was a slay... red hawk ace i will never forget you it seems #foxy liking his jolly roger omg nami fooled him ahdhsjs i think they should have pirate game event every year they yearn for contests #now since this experience foxy should make monthly multitudinary pirate games olympics hoping the strawhats join them a la gatsby #the faces at the mushroom akdhaksjs #talking tag #watching one piece #watching one piece movies #kinda loved how robin betted on franky against usopp.... i will take the crumbs

[vamptastic]

ginger island is so fun like yay yipee time to abandon my wife husband and four young children to tend to my farm alone for weeks at a time so i can go run around a volcano and collect walnuts. nobody in town seems to have an issue with this either.

#wife AND husband yes. i have a mod. i think every video game should let you amass 10-20 spouses #(its sebastian and abigail) #i do always build the resort and they do always come visit me and presumably leave the children for dead #i know neither of them are tending my farm either. it's very funny greeting both in the mornings and for both of them the dialogue is like #hey i know i live on a farm but im going to go eat frozen food and play video games. at least abigail fights monsters sebastian truly does #fuck all. i never get dialogue about the kids either i assume the juminos are doing it because i guess neither of their asses noticed them #sdv

[circle-around-again]

[Sidious about the Jedi]: "It's one thing to examine an energy field that permeates the galaxy. But to given an energy field characteristics of good and evil? One might as well say, 'That cloud wants to protect us from solar radiation, but that other cloud wants to strike us dead with lightning.'" (Windham, 40).

Lmao burn! Nice one sid.

It's interesting that Sidious holds a very atheistic view of the force. I think he may be right; that the force reflects the galaxy, and holds absolutely no moral truths.

Sidious got into power by making a fascist galaxy, and the force became fascist and served him. That is how he became the strongest Dark Lord in Star Wars history. He did not bend the force to his will, but the galaxy, and the force submitted because it is the galaxy.

#The Wrath of Darth Maul #Chapter 3 #Notes & Quotes #Sidious #my hcs #btw u KNOW this is coming straight from Plagueis he's probably given this exact rant to Sidious #this is also why i don't vibe with the jedi's argument that the light side is the force #and the dark side is some force parasite that must be purified #they are making assumptions that the force is kind and on their side #same fallacy as 'nature is kind and our mother' like bro nature is mothers eating their runt children #nature is predators and resource competition #cruelty is inescapable #the dark side as well #jedi critical

[rithmeres]

*starts listening to the thg playlist*

augh -1 health

oof -1 health

ugh! -1 health

mmf -1 health

ugh! -1 health

augh -1 health

etc

GOOD that’s the effect i wanted >:)

#i wish so badly that i could annotate it. when will my husband (8tracks annotations) come back from the war #i made a rule that i was not allowed to take any songs from the soundtracks #until it was all finished and then i can pepper the best ones in sparingly #(abraham’s daughter & gale song & everybody wants to rule the world r going on there for sure) #i wanted to make myself get really creative without the crutch of the soundtracks although they r bangers #like we HAVE to start with the woods by daughter because it’s about sisters. #and if you forget that the hunger games is a story about a girl who loves her sister you have lost the plot #o children by nick cave is about children killing and being cleaned up and shipped off on a train. like ok #eat your young is self explanatory #so is kill our way to heaven (really digs into the mentality of a tribute imo) #glory and gore is on there because i genuinely thought lorde made that song for the movie #die first? well that’s katpee to a T (people who call them everlark u are boring and people who call them peeniss that’s too much for me) #(i think katpee is the funniest ship name ever so i’m using it) #who are you really is like who are you. really. but also i have nothing left to lose / see me bare my teeth for you !!!!!!!! #GOSSIP BY MÅNESKIN. FINNICK SONG. SIP THE GOSSIP DRINK TILL YOU CHOKE. #17 by ladytron :| also a finnick song perhaps :| but works for the other victors also :| they only want you when you’re 17 :| #AND THEN FEED THE MACHINE IS SO MUCH FUN RAAAAAAAAA WTF IS A LABOR UNION HEY (HEY) YOU (YOU) FEED THE MACHINE #if you only listen to one song on the playlist is should be that one because its just such a banger #wires by the neighborhood is like help me kill the president we’re gonna send him straight to hell (and it rules) #and then feel something by jaymes young is about a young person who is emotionally damaged beyond repair 🙃 had to end it on that one

[yellowanz]

hi!! I made more watercolor paintings

if you can't read my handwriting it's in the alt

click for better quality

#eat up my children #i have come with new food #i'm actually rlly proud of myself on this one #i tried out a new brush and it ws scrumdillyumpcious #this was very fun #10/10 would do again #camp camp #daniel camp camp #daniel cc #campcamp #anz's art #david cc #cc daniel #cc david #david camp camp #camp camp daniel #camp camp david #by the way #if you noticed theres two figures on my sleepy peak drawing #thats max and david right there on season 1 ep 1 #yes yes #watercolor #watercolour art #watercolour #colored

[tj-crochets]

How do you go about attaching eyes to minky fabric? I understand the idea of attaching button eyes with the washers, but I’m afraid of damaging the fabric 😓

Hey! There are four main types of eyes I use with minky (well, mostly two, but I have used two others sometimes) 1. Safety eyes! Safety eyes are the plastic ones with the post and a washer to keep them in place. To attach those, I poke a hole through the fabric (I use a closed pair of those bird-shaped embroidery scissors, but anything works), stick the eye through, and add the washer to the inside. I have not had an issue with the fabric fraying, but safety eyes are not recommended for small children because they are a choking hazard (I have never had safety eyes come off of sewn plushies, even the ones sent to my niblings, but better safe than sorry). If the hole for the eye is a little too big, you can do a gathering stitch around it; between the stretch and the fuzziness minky is a pretty forgiving fabric to work with 2. Applique! Basically just more fabric sewn to the outside of the plushie. When I started, I used felt, but these days I mostly use minky (because I have a bunch of colors of minky anyway and I am very comfortable working with stretchy fabric). This is the style usually recommended for use with small children 3. Embroidery! Pretty self-explanatory, this is the other one usually recommended for toys for small children 4. Button eyes! I don't use button eyes very often, but they are sewn on just like normal buttons. Like safety eyes, they are not recommended for things meant for small children Idk if that actually answers your question? If it doesn't, let me know and I will happily expand on any of this

#ask away! #lunarheiress #idk if the emphasis on which style eyes are recommended for small children was really what you were looking for #but it is a criteria that comes up a LOT in discussions about stuffed animal eyes #also how likely a kid is to try to eat safety eyes varies wildly by the kid #and while I was absolutely not a kid for whom that was a hazard #my sister ABSOLUTELY was #I had little plastic animal figurines as a kid and one day she was mad at me #so she 'skinned' the fuzzy fabric covering off of one of the figurines and ATE IT #she was not a small child. She was like 11 or 12 #she also once swallowed a quarter around this time #so the 'is this safe for kids who might attempt to eat it' criteria really sticks in my mind lol

[yorshie]

In case this goes to shit I want everyone to see how adorable sketchHoyt looks before I try and render him.

#I’d like to think he’d make cute babies #for the survivor challenge I am so tempted to put *babysitter* in as the answer to what he provides in the friend group #because he’s rather sit at the kids table and make macaroni maps than have to do grown up shit #you know that scene in Santa Claus when random kids just keep coming up to Scott Calvin and he can’t figure out why? #yea that’s Hoyt the children sense weakness and camaraderie #they know he’s adult enough to get them the giant cookie cake but also kid enough to let them eat the whole thing #my oc #oc art