#crack posting

[foundfamilyshenanigans]

Levihan meet cute ft that icon scene from fullmetal alchemist

#crack posting #levihan #levi × hanji #hanji zoe #levi ackerman #ffs

[echoes-of-kemet]

Tried to make this look as much like a middle school power point presentation slide as possible (featuring: my statues of Sekhmet and Bast)

#nephthys #set #seth #khonsu #tefnut #sekhmet #bast #bastet #mafdet #imhotep #thoth #if you don't understand the lettuce. good. #egyptian gods #egyptian mythology #mythology memes #crack posting #kirby's edits

[cartoons-n-cake]

Jason: *about to unalive somebody*

Dick: SWIPER NO SWIPING!!

#it works #but only because jason is stunned by the sheer wtf #crack posting #idk it's late man #it just came to me #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd

[lumagen]

nahhhh is that-

nah. im trippin

#splatoon 3 #side order #crack posting #luma.png

[thcdoomed]

@lordliing

#ooc|| the bird has landed. #crack posting #i JUST got home. time for revenge i guess. punch back for karlach babyeeeee #lordliing

[swordduels]

What are your stats as a husbando? (shindanmaker.com) For Sigfrid

"Heck yeah! I'm charming..."

"Wait a minute....I'm not that bad in bed and I'm loyal!"

Clarimonde

"I don't think this is accurate. I'm not cute or skilled with intimacy..."

Tagging: @clown-demon @inseparableduo @rotblooms @cursedfortune @thevoiceofthepeople

And anyone else who wish to partake

#husbando status #crack posting #Sigfrid as a husbando #Clarimonde as a husbando

[lovefrombegonia]

No one:

Me, while reading POTN again, to myself: do you think Yue Qingyuan feels awful and guilty for wanting to fuck Shen Jiu into the mattress?

#i am reading potn again and this mf yqy still won't let me be #no one: .... me: yk what seungho kinda looks like the crazier and sinister version of yqy? #but seungho also feels like he will either be bff with shen jiu or just have a bitch fight with him #svsss and potn are colliding in my pea brain #yue qingyuan #shen jiu #potn #svsss #crack posting #shitpost #saya rambles.

[masters-menagerie]

"Hah! I didn't think anyone was easier to fluster than Orion. Amazing!"

#dash commentary #crack posting #gkfgmzktdiyfyx #ghost of the past (mmx blues)

[thatboreddrake]

POV: You are Bloodhound Knight Makar. Master Theodorix just passed on his deepest secret: the identity of the goodest boi (it was you all along)

#elden ring #magma wyrm makar #grandmaster theodorix #crack posting #comfort

[spymeister]

Just thinking about every time Optimus tries to pick up Jazz from his chest, the other just sticks to him like a cat on a fuzzy blanket.

YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM MOVE. YOU'RE WARM OP.

#crack posting #shit post hours #I'm eepy and need stimulation

[righteouslysin]

. . When the fuck did Chrissy get a raccoon ?

CONFUSED DAD NOISES

#dash commentary #crack posting

[lunascrackshack]

People ((my mother)) who make hot chocolate with water scare me

#crack posting

[echoes-of-kemet]

Not THE wierdest. But magic lettuce shenanigans and popping out of your dad's forehead are for sure up there.

#crack posting #thoth #djehuty #athena #minerva #I don't count the Lettuce Incident™️ resulting in Thoth's re/birth as canon for my verse. but it IS funny so #egyptian mythology #egyptian gods #greek mythology #from the waters of queue

[plague-on-the-run]

Gosh, he's so cute. Even if he decided to hide the rest of the day, hearing that much out of him put Caz in a good, warm and fuzzy mood. However, glancing at anyone else who may have been listening;

"I refuse to get into why i'd pick Nick. Don' even ask. I will shoot on sight."

#(( it's cuz priest-coded men Hot )) #(( the vampire undertones of that WooWoo certainly help his case as well ksdjbhskz )) #sinday #dash commentary #crack posting #plague of storms (trigun/stampede au)

[m3chanical-rhythm]

"HOW ABSURD!!!"

#answered ask #singing songbird (aria) #crack posting #dash commentary #(( y ' a l l ))

[another-omen]

I love doing these cryptid style photos of random ass birds I see while out in town they're so shit but I love making them so much

#sanguine thoughts #shitpost #cryptid #im on my bullshit again #crack posting #birds