I thought of something interesting and I decided to write it because I’m bored, I think Growler might be a little bit taller than Crow, and I feel like Crow would hate that, so that gave me an idea to make this little head canon.
Crow walked into the main room on the satellite, he noticed that there were crayons and pieces of paper on the table, he didn’t think much of it at first but then he remembered that M Waverly liked to draw at his spare time, Crow looked at his pictures, he noticed one of them had a drawing of all of the bots, he looked at it and thought it was pretty cute until something caught him off guard, he noticed in the picture Growler was a bit taller than him, and he starting to think to himself, is Growler a lot taller than me?.
Crow:No, there’s no way he’s taller than me…hmmm…..GROWLEEEEER!
Growler:Yes Crow?
Crow:Get over here.
Growler:Oh ok, did I do something wrong?
Crow:No, I was just trying to make sure you could hear me because you were in the other room, anyway can you stand really still, I want to see if you’re taller than me?!
Growler:Oh ok.
Growler stood still and Crow was standing next to him.
Crow:Hmmmmm?
Tom Servo:Hey guys, what’s going on?
Crow:Tom, can you tell us who’s taller?!
Tom Servo:Uhhh sure, hmmmmm….I think it’s Growler, but only by an inch.
Crow:WHAT?!
Growler:Crow why are you so concerned about this?
Crow:Because that means I’m not the tallest anymore!
Growler:Oooh!
Tom Servo:Seriously that’s what this is all about?!
Crow:…yes…
Growler:Awww Crow, don’t be upset about it, you’re still pretty tall to me.
Crow:Yeah I guess you’re right, at least I’m taller than Servo.
Tom Servo: HEEEY!
Growler:That’s not what I meant, but whatever makes you feel better.
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[Joel]
In the not too distant future,
Next Sunday A.D.
There was a guy named Joel,
Not too different from you or me.
He worked at Gizmonic Institute,
Just another face in red jump suit.
He did a good job cleaning up the place,
But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space!
We'll send him cheesy movies,
The worst we can find...(la! la! la!)
He'll have to sit & watch them all,
Then we'll monitor his mind...(la! la! la!)
Now keep in mind Joel can't control,
When the movies begin & end...(la! la! la!)
Because he used those special parts,
To make his robot friends --
ROBOT ROLL CALL (Let's Go!)
Cambot (Pan Left!)
Gypsy (Hi Girls!)
Tom Servo (Hi Tall Guy!)
Crooooooow (I'm The Wisecracker!)
If you're wondering how he eats & breathes,
And other science facts...(la! la! la!)
Then repeat to yourself its just a show,
I should really just relax...For Mystery Science Theater
3000.......
[Mike]
In the not too distant future
Way down in Deep Thirteen
Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank
Were hatching an evil scheme
They hired a temp by the name of Mike
Just a regular Joe they didn't like
Their experiment needed a good test case
So they conked him on the noggin and they shot him into space
(Mike: "Get me DOWWWN!")
We'll send him cheesy movies
The worst we can find (LA LA LA)
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And we'll monitor his mind
Now keep in mind Mike can't control
Where the movies begin or end (LA LA LA)
He'll try to keep his sanity
With the help of his robot friends
ROBOT ROLL CALL
Cambot! ("Show yourself!")
Gypsy! ("I'm not ready!")
Tom Servo! ("Hello there!")
Croooow! ("That's one 'o'!")
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts (LA LA LA)
Just repeat to yourself it's just a show
I should really just relax for Mystery...Science...Theater...3000!
(twang!)
[Mike II]
In the not too distant future
Way down in Deep 13
The evil Dr. Forrester
Was hatching a nasty scheme
He hired a temp by the name of Mike
Just a regular Joe he didn't like
His experiment needed a good test case
So he conked him on the noggin'
And he shot him into space
(Mike: GET ME DOWN!!!)
I'll send him cheesy movies
The worst i can find (La La La!)
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And i'll monitor his mind (La La La!)
Now keep in mind Mike can't control
Where the movies begin or end (La La La!)
He'll try to keep his sanity
With the help of his robot friends
ROBOT ROLL CALL....
Cambot (Show yourself)
Gypsy (I'm not ready)
Tom Servo (Hi ho there)
Croooooooow (That's one 'O'!)
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts (La La La!)
Just repeat to yourself it's just a show
I should really just relax,
(Dr. F: Did i tell you my mother's here?)
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!
(Twaaaannnngggg!!! )
[New Season]
In the not-too-distant future,
somewhere in time and space,
Mike Nelson and his robot pals
are caught in an endless chase,
Pursued by a woman whose name is Pearl,
an evil gal who wants to rule the world.
She threw a few things in her purse,
and in her rocketship she hunts him all across the universe.
(Pearl) I'll get you!!!
(Pearl) I'll send him cheesy movies,
the worst I can find, la, la, la.
He'll have to sit and watch them all,
and I'll monitor his mind, la, la, la.
Now keep in mind Mike can't control
where the movies begin or end, la, la, la.
He'll try to keep his sanity,
with the help of his robot friends.
ROBOT ROLL CALL
Cambot! (You're on!)
Gypsy! (Oh, my stars!)
Tom Servo! (Check me out!)
Croooow! (I'm different!)
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes,
and other science facts, la, la, la.
Just repeat to yourself it's just a show,
I should really just relax,
for Mystery Science Theater 3000.
(twang)
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