Just going to throw this out here. Excuse me mutuals, going on a rant.
The people who keep saying "Oh why are we just getting female legendaries, why don't have any male legendaries-"
YALL ARE RUINING THE FUN.
We have 18 legendaries.
15 in Ovenbreak
And 3 in Kingdom (sea fairy and Moonlight don't count bc theyre from Ovenbreak)
6 female, 4 males, and the rest all ENBY
I will not tolerate NB slander on my dash either, my acc is a safe space for everyone.
you have PLENTY to choose from to get silly about. If you don't like one, go to another that you like
CAN WE NOT ENJOY THE FACT THEY"RE SWITCHING UP THE FORMULA AND GAVE US A FREE LEGENDARY???
FREE.
THAT"S SOMETHING WE NEVER SEEN BEFORE.
Stormbringer is COOL. Cool design, cool weapon, cool elemental typing, like cmon guys,
Also those who say "But yeah, but DEVSIS wont give use the ones we want.
WE"LL GET THEM WHEN WE GET THEM.
They obviously have something planned from based on the sherbet story when he came out. A story like this takes time, jeez y'all.
ALSO
When y'all mentioning the male legendaries, WHY ARE YALL ONLY MENTIONING THESE THREE??
WHEN YOU ALL SEEM TO FORGOT HE EXISTS????
MY BOI, XYLITOL NOVA COOKIE.
ITS STATED IN HIS TRIVIA.
Yall keep acting like he doesnt exist. He's a male legendary with just as much importance as the others. I will not tolerate such disrespect to my fav space boi.
EITHER WAY!!
CAN YALL PLEASE SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE NICE THINGS WE GOT SO FAR?? WE HAVE OTHER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT.
I don't care what y'all got to say. If you got something rude to say to me about this, I don't care.
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Puppets of the Gods
(Aka that one AU where the Cookies of Darkness get possessed by the beasts)
Get ready, this’ll be a long one
The AU starts with Dark Enchantress and main group of the Cookies of Darkness (Pomegranate, Poison Mushroom, Licorice, Red Velvet, and Affogato) heading to the great tree for an audience with the beasts. In this audience, the beasts demand cookie bodies like they do in game. Dark Enchantress though, instead of making new cookie bodies from scratch, offers up her subordinates as vessels and the plot begins.
(Yes that is a paper bag on his head and no I will not answer why the paper bag is grey)
SILENT SALT COOKIE
Silent Salt and Burning Spice fought over who would get the guy with the massive sword and arm. Since Burning Spice was too busy arguing with Silent Salt, they ended up getting Red Velvet instead. He’s not a terrible body to host. Strong. Nice sword. Quiet. Though he could get over the cake monster things. Silent Salt is allowed to take out whatever they want.
RED VELVET COOKIE
As a loyal member of the Cookies of Darkness, he accepted the possession, practically welcomed it. Well… he did. I mean sure Silent Salt isn’t the worse to be possessed by. He’s seen Affogato’s and Licorice’s state. It’s just… so quiet. Too quiet. He’s locked in this mind space watching Silent Salt wreck his life’s work and hurt anything that comes in their way. Maybe if Dark Enchantress knew what was going on she would help… if only he could find a way out.
BURNING SPICE COOKIE
If Silent Salt wasn’t such a big fat paper bag, Burning Spice would’ve gotten Red Velvet. But noooo he had to get the other brat with a big scythe. Licorice Cookie or whatever his name is, he’s frail, bratty and won’t shut up or stop escaping. It sucksssssssss. At least he hates Mystic Flour’s vessel as much as Burning Spice hates Mystic Flour!
LICORICE COOKIE
Alright, maybe this makes Licorice Cookie not the most loyal Cookie of Darkness but he HATES BURNING SPICE! If he had his diary (which Burning Spice looked through btw) he would be scribbling so much the paper would be soaked in pen. Everyday he and him argue and argue about what to do. It’s not Licorice’s fault that this man doesn’t know a spell book from a piece of toilet paper! Ugh… he just needs to find a way out.
MYSTIC FLOUR COOKIE
Pomegranate Cookie is loyal and quiet like a good pet. Her hair is annoying to deal with. They spent hours just trying to figure out how to take it out of those buns. Then there's her whole obsession on Dark Enchantress Cookie. Sinful and annoying. Does she not understand caring is a waste of energy? Alas
POMEGRANATE COOKIE
She knew of her master's grand plan since Dark Enchantress thought of it. She gave up herself as soon as Dark Enchantress gave out the order. She did everything Mystic Flour said just as Dark Enchantress had ordered her to do. She sat by and let Mystic Flour destroy her room, clothes, mirror— she’ll sit silently and let all happen. She can’t let her master down even if it destroys everything.
SHADOW MILK COOKIE
You know, he’d prefer Pure Vanilla. He’s more fun to toy around with! This dumb one is such a boreeee. Traumatize him once and he’s all like “I’m emo and sad and stay quiet in the mind space” it ain’t t all bad. Having a body is just soooooo much fun! He gets to play with cookies for real now! The world will remember how fun he was ;D
AFFOGATO COOKIE
When Dark Enchantress Cookie offered up the Cookies of Darkness, Affogato Cookie ran. He was barely a member anyways! He shouldn’t have to be puppeted like a worthless… well.. puppet. It doesn’t matter anymore. Shadow Milk knows everything and just how to screw with his head. He hates it. Makes him want to go back to the hell of the Dark Cacao kingdom.
ETERNAL SUGAR COOKIE
She wanted the pretty girl to be her vessel! Not some kid! Sure she was a little slow on pickings but still! They just sleep around and asks for bedtime stories and shroomies. What the actual oven is a shroomie anyways??
POISON MUSHROOM COOKIE
The pink lady is pretty. She reads them stories and snuggles them in her wings. It’d only be better if she had shroomies
And that’s all! If you have any questions feel free to ask! Thanks for reading!
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girlbosses 💔💥🥄🥄
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What Makes a Cookie Legend? an in-depth diagram by me
edit: much funnier version of the 2nd pic
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☆ undertale x cookie run crossover (oventale)
!! this is a reupload from instagram, as i want to bring some stuff here as well + they are sprite edits !!
it all started with me jokingly making the triple cone trio into sans, papyrus and frisk... *sigh*
also yes, characters might not be perfect for their roles but the lore looks nice this way i think!!
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Cookie Run Villains but they get progressively worse and worse
I know this blog is supposed to be a Poppy Playtime blog but I needed to share this rq
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Smthn smtthn build world with me smthn please stay somthn smthn guard the world alongside you...
Idk they made me kinda insane devsis i was not familiar with your game
(Pure Vanilla is devasted the love of his life got proposed to and he only found out thru a memory 😭 up ur game my brotha)
I love all lily ships i love lily she is the loml everybody want her fr my autistic oogle boogle i loaf her
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why is this so funny-
The last one💀
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There's a Valencringe event held at CRK's official discord server (sadly I didn't join cuz I'm busy), and this one card cracks me up because this definitely would Shadow Milk cookie give to Y/N cookie XD
Happy (late) valentine's Day anyway
By WildfireOwO on Twitter
A Cringe Day for Chocolates
Oh yeah, some of these submissions were pretty interesting to me lol
Shadow Milk finally had you in his clutches, Pure Vanilla and White Lily watching in stunned horror as you emerge from the chaos, dressed up just like those faerie jesters along with those haunting eyes and wide smile. It was even worse when Shadow Milk Cookie was there beside you, as you two started to romantically dance with each other, with Shadow Milk dipping you in a bow.
“What’s the matter, you two sillies? You don’t recognize your own pal? It wouldn’t matter anyway, they’re mine now~”
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By _leviroyale on IG
“Why waste your time with so called heroes when you can realize your full potential with me, my dear~? I’d appreciate EVERYTHING about you that my other half wouldn’t~”
“B-but that was my rose for them! My card!”
“Shut it, will you!”
“No!”
Old lady cat-fight ensues
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By: CelestialStari on Twitter
“My liege, I present you the finest chocolates as my gift.”
“Heh, that’s nothing! Hey, Baker! Gotcha a real shiny chocolate coins for ya!”
“A Paladin of the Light believes that only chocolate that comes from the heart is the best for someone they cherish!”
You thanked the number of cookies who came to the tower to gift you chocolates. Then along came Pure Vanilla.
“My Baker! I gift you this flower form my garden, for it represents the beauty that you hold in my eyes!”
You didn’t even get a word out before PV got on his knees and desperately presented the flower to you.
“PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!”
He only stopped when you took it from him.
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Happy 3rd Anniversary, Cookie run Kingdom!
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Here is my entry for #cookierunkingdom fanart contest!
Hope yall enjoy!
The close up:
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Ah yes, put a stir-crazy ancient evil spirit in the body of an energetic child. Nothing could possibly go wrong!
(Non blurred version under the cut)
He is a menace.
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Oh hey *explodes*
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Families
Orbs lol
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