Total eclipse of the sun today:
Friendly reminder to watch out for man-eating plants. Also, don't let a new species of flytrap drink your blood.
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Honestly the more I think about it the more I really think the sun and moon dew mushroom rlly should've been an amorphophallus instead
- extremely rare and take an immense amount of expertise and tedious care and special conditions to bloom (to the point where one blooming is an incredibly proud event for gardens and often publicized to draw visitors nationwide)
- on average take 5-7 years, sometimes even 10 for some varieties, to reach maturity
- human sized
- called the "corpse flower" (because it smells like rotting flesh)
- weird penis shape
- variety called amorphophallus yaoi
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cream what the hell is rhat? what is that? what am i looking at?
we’ll meet in the middle like pistols at dawn turn our backs who’s counting pace when the smoke clears are we friends or strangers again just a familiar face
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started that cmyk test print pattern that someone on here posted yayy I'm having fun w/it
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if you have native plants in your garden that are kinda weedy to you but that don't really do anything bad to your other plants- leave them, you have no idea what butterfly, moth, bee, etc. will be so grateful you did.
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back at reading fan fiction with horses in it again and yelling "NOPE! yellow!" every time a character is described picking and feeding flowers to them
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i will kill all idiots who think wildflower patches are like. Every Wild Beast Who I Hate Habitat. there are fleas and ticks in your lawn too. there are MORE TICKS in places with less mammals coming through (deer, squirrels, etc that the ticks can feed on instead of u) and insecticides/herbicides kill off beneficial insects so there’s more habitat for ticks to hang around. and if you aren’t attracting birds with seed or WILDFLOWERS THAT NATURALLY MAKE SEED FOR BIRDS then you will have MORE pests.
people are just so stupid instead of planting things to attract bugs and birds they WANT that will do bad insect management they just keep going down the line of killing everything and making uninhabitable space. but ig its “safer for kids” (your kids will just get sick from playing in roundup!!!) or you wont have to see a fucking garter snake. oh the horror. kids should be exposed to plants and animals and clearly ppl who think that a wilder lawn will just be fucking pest central didn’t play enough outside. and tbh im blaming YOU for my neighbor who removed the blackberry bush as soon as he moved in that neighborhood kids had been eating for years…
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