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garis-cat · 1 year
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I have never watched a Joe Hills video in my life and I've watched Quackity for years yet here I am voting for Joe Hills. I don't know how this happened but I'm not complaining. Guess I've got some new content to watch.
On that note, Quackity is winning, cmon people we can't let that happen! Joe Hills for the win!!
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winterzsurprise · 1 year
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Taking care of you || Miguel O'hara
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Pairing: Miguel O'hara x f!reader
Summary: Miguel comes home after a rough week and a half out of his universe and you decided that the only way to take care of him was to web him down.
Tags: NOT BETA READ, SMUT, bondage, overstimulation, denied orgasms, multiple orgasms, blowjob, blindfolds, he bites you and paralyzes you, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it folks), big dick Miguel, sub Miguel (ig??? he still try to get the upper hand throughout)
Words: 2k
I was struggling because all the words I know are aggressive because I watch gaming streamer (Quackity & Roier) and I don't think moaning pendejo or chinga tu madre is very sexy.
Spanish speakers, tell me what moanable curses you guys have, it's for science (I am begging u)
mi vida - my life || cariño - honey || mi amor - my love || dios mio - my god || mierda - shit || puta madre - motherfucker
When Miguel came home after a long week and a half, he’d expect a heartful meal to consume before passing out on a warm bed beside you. To get bound on the chair with a special web fluid designed to keep him down in the dimly lit apartment is not one of those expectations.
Being a Spider-Man with no spider senses, his first instinct was to break out of the binds, calming down and unmasking once he caught a whiff of your scent.
“Mi vida? What are you planning this time?”
“Nada, is it a crime to want to take care of you?”
Your touch burned through his suit as you dragged your fingers across his chest. After days without being to see nor feel your presence near him, the desire in his chest grew from a pea sized to universal.
“I’ll give you thirty minutes to finish what you planned before I break out of this shit.”
You grabbed his jaw, forcing him to look over his shoulder where you stood so mysteriously with no indication of your clothing visible to his eyes.
“You won’t.”
Miguel chuckled. “Why not? I can probably break out of this if I want to.”
“I’ll go back home to my dimension for a month and you wouldn’t even be able to find me since you’d be busy with work.”
He frowned, cursing under his breath to which you giggled at.
“Are you going to break out, mi amor?”
He said nothing, turning away bitterly and you took it as a win. 
“Now, let me take care of you.”
When your lips first touched his neck, a spark went off in his veins. He grunts as your hands start roaming his chest with feather-light touches, forcing him to retract the suit to be able to feel your warmth on his skin to complete the gaping hole in his chest.
There was something about Miguel being tied up, hopeless and responsive to your touches as depravity clawed at his chest.
The frustrated groan when you pulled away to reposition yourself to sit on his lap told you everything you knew, the tent poking you when you sat on him was also a confirmation. Placing a kiss on his cheekbones, you pulled out the blindfold from your pockets and he groaned.
"Really?"
"Oh shush."
You've read somewhere about blindfolds enhancing the experience as a whole, something about taking out one sense amplifying the others and decided to try it out tonight.
And Miguel having sharper senses than most Spider people only made your plan irresistible to not do.
Tying it around his eyes, you find yourself enamored with how vulnerable and submissive he looks right now.
"Darling, you look so pretty like this."
He scoffed. "I would look better on top of you, cariño."
"Fair enough."
Unbuttoning his shirt, you placed light kisses on every inch of skin exposed to your eyes while he'd sigh at the feeling of your lips on him. You weren't able to unbutton it all nor push it away due to the webs but you deemed it perfect as long as his pecs and some parts of his collarbones are out in the open.
Turning your attention to his pants, you captured his lips with yours and it instantly grew heated with a hunger not even a meal alone can satisfy. Pulling his fly down, your hands rose to tug at his hair to which he groaned, a reaction you've never had in the past.
Is it really effective?
Pulling away, you tugged on his waistbands and pulled them down to reveal his girth standing at full attention leaking with pre-cum.
"Fuck… touch me."
“You’re not in control here.”
Even then, you wrapped your hand around his dick and even that alone got his breath stuck to his throat.
Maybe you should bring the blindfold more often…
Pumping him leisurely, he threw his head back, melting into the chair, thighs spreading wider as the enhanced ecstasy spiked his veins, stirring every fiber of his system awake.
"Mierda, th-that feels so good…" 
The sight of his glistening chest heaving heavily as sweat beads on his forehead is enough to make your nose bleed till the next year. A memory forever ingrained in your mind. 
You trailed kisses on his collarbones and up to the side of his neck. Miguel's streams of mumbled Spanish curses and shaky exhales should be classified as a drug with how addicted and how greedily you were engulfing every noise he makes.
"You look so pretty like this baby, it makes me want to tease you a little."
He said nothing, reveling in the nirvana you offered him so generously. His hips struggled and writhed in the small space he was allowed to, chasing his promised euphoria with desperation.
But before he could notify you, you unmounted him and he let out a frustrated groan. Miguel was about to rip the binds until you got to your knees, only to web his feet to the chair legs as well and he grew more tempted to do so.
"Come on! Even the feet?"
"Gotta secure the package, darling."
Placing chaste kisses on his weeping head, the complaints died down in his throat. You then laved your tongue around his slit, gathering as much of his pre-cum and he groaned, dick twitching in your hold. His taste is heavy on your tongue and you moan.
You missed him on your tongue.
Taking his whole cockhead, Miguel flinched, arms struggling behind him as you hollowed out your cheeks and sucked hard while circling your tongue around his girth, providing him multiple sensations surrounding his girth.
"Dios mio, remove this blindfold. I wanna see you." He said, almost begging. "Please?"
"No, you look prettier this way."
Your hands stroked the places your mouth couldn't reach and Miguel's thighs trembled. His pants and borderline whimpers sounded like a sweet melody, the sight of his perspired skin glistening under the moonlight with his head thrown back burning itself at the back of your lids.
You'd stop at nothing to be able to see him like this again.
Then you heard a snap from the webs and you halted, pulling away to his absolute dismay.
"No no no no, ay puta madre—"
"Stop struggling and maybe I will continue."
He didn't say anything, his fuzzy mind struggling to conjure any good bargain to bring up.
"R-remove the blindfold then I'll consider."
"Nope."
He groaned, almost whiny and you grinned. Miguel slowly settled down, suppressing himself from breaking more threads. Once you deemed him behaved enough, you dipped down to take him in once more.
Relaxing your mouth, you sink in another inch of him before descending as further as you could go and pumping the other areas you knew you couldn't reach. The groan that left his lips was guttural, almost animalistic.
"Fuck, I'm near. Deeper cariño, I know you can do it."
Pinching his shaking thighs, you quickened your strokes while waiting for any tell tale of his climax. When his breathing picked up and his abdomen pulsed, you pulled away.
And Miguel whimpered.
And he realized it a little too late, cheeks darkening as he groaned in embarrassment.
"You did not hear that."
You laughed lightly. "But it was cute."
"Fuck your cute and pretty bullshit, why did you pull away?!"
You grinned. "I liked seeing you struggle."
"Ripping this off gets very tempting every passing second."
"I'll run away and don't think I won't do it."
The sound of you shedding off your shorts stopped him from mumbling incoherent complaints. You swung your leg over his thighs and placed yourself above his weeping dick. With his sense of smell
"Don't break from the webs, alright? If you do—"
"You'll run away, I know. Just fucking get on with it."
"So impatient, what if I don't do anything at all?"
"I will break off these chains and take you on the floor. Don't tempt me." He growled, pushing his arms out, stretching the webs as a demonstration.
Rolling your eyes, you lined him against your heat and sank down, the hardest part of your plan for the evening. Despite trying your best to stretch yourself out earlier before his arrival along with the drenched state you're in, it proved useless with how difficult it was to have him.
You hissed as the burn of the stretch lit your veins on fire and Miguel grunted, arms twitching at his sides.
"St-stop clenching so hard!"
"Not my fault you have a big dick!"
As you take in more of his inches, Miguel grew crazy at the warm tightness surrounding him reawakening the denied orgasm earlier. The blindfold taking away his sight only magnified the pleasure flooding his system to the brim. The coil in his abdomen tightened and he threw his head back, absolutely light-headed and drunk on ecstacy.
"Le-let me bite you, yeah? It'll go away. Fuck…! I'm so close..."
You didn't second guess his intentions, falling to his shoulder with your neck bared to his lips. Trusting your Spider-Man genes, he spared no time leaning down and sinking his fangs into you.
You gasped at the feeling of his incisors piercing your skin as your mind grew fuzzy and your body numbed itself to paralysis. Miguel, desperate for his climax, plunged his entire length into you before thrusting savagely in and out of your heat.
The sound of a hundred threads ripping off cuts through the air, his arms surged from behind the chair to curl around you. His heavy exhales, borderline whines, made your brain short circuit as he chased after his denied orgasms ferociously.
Panting openly on your shoulders with your name vaguely murmured like a mantra, you moaned at his sounds as he came with a shout, the feeling of his liquid arousal spurting into you made you shiver with delight but the shaking thighs beneath you only fueled your arousal further.
"F-fuck…! Thank you cariño. Mierda..." 
The paralysis ebbs away while Miguel continues to convulse, albeit weaker than before. Mouth hung open as he threw his head back, hands falling to your waists.
"How rude, you didn't even consider my pleasure, mi amor."
His grip on your sides tightened as you bounced on his dick and he faltered, trembling as he gasped and groaned at the overstimulation nipping at his senses. His hands tapped your thighs, asking for some rest and you slowed, waiting for him to use your safeword.
When he didn't, you picked up your previous pace and grinned.
"But when I did that, did you stop, cariño?"
He didn't answer as streams of Spanish curses and colorful words escaped his mouth. 
"Exactly, so take it like a king, alright? Maybe I'll forgive you for getting off the web."
You rolled your clit in tight and fast circles, growing merciful for him as his sounds turned into whimpers and pleads. The sinful sight of his sweaty self blindfolded and body intoxicated by ecstasy along with his beautiful noises was enough to bring you to the edge.
With a few strokes and rolls of your beads, you came. Warmth explodes from your chest to your fingertips and you let yourself sag to his shoulder whilst he grunted at the stings of overstimulation still mouthing at him as your walls pulsed around him.
"Fuck…! G-get off…"
He didn't even manage to get his sentence out when he exploded again inside of you and practically lost consciousness with how lax he turned beneath you.
Concerned, you tapped his cheeks. "Baby, are you still there?"
It took a while but he eventually answered, removing the blindfolds himself to peer up at you with glazed eyes. "Barely… You won't leave right?"
"Yeah, I was joking."
"Alright…"
You smiled, placing kisses on his forehead, cheeks, and lips. Miguel's face bloomed at this, grinning slightly.
"You did so well, darling."
He only nods. "I'm confiscating that solution by the way, you're not webbing me up again."
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thek1ngtalks · 2 years
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Prompt: Touching your soulmate leaves a temporary mark that fades after a few hours.
Dream, Tommy, Niki, Wilbur, Eret, Quackity, Ranboo, Fundy
Dream loves leaving thumb stokes, swirling over your cheekbones and brushing down your arms. His hand leaves neon green stains and sometimes he traces obscenes pictures onto your palms just to make you laugh when you notice a few minutes later.
Tommy leaves pastel red smears. Across your back and neck, where he had pulled you closer with his arm. Handprints against your palms, because he really likes holding your hand. He'll draw hearts on your arms and dicks on your face if you fall asleep near him.
Niki draws flowers on your crown. A gentle watercolor pink. Hand prints on your face from where she cupped it, just to admire at you. Your hands are entirely pink because she loves fiddling with them.
Wilbur's handprints are on your shoulders, because he sometimes just claspes them to lead you around in public. They are a soft and dewy blue, a little bit of sunshine. There are spots of blue peaking through your hair because he also likes setting his chin on your head, patting you, pressing his thumb to your crown in a mock simba moment.
Eret is a bright pink mixed with soft hues of purple. They swirl together around your waist. When his hands trail mindlessly over your arms, they're stained magenta for hours. He drops soft kisses on your nose and leaves a bright pink lip stain on your eyelids.
Quackity presses his arms against yours, leaving dewy yellows and deep blues marks that layers over themselves. There are soft brushes across your forehead and over your ears after he tries to push away every strand of baby hair's blocking your face. There are imprints of his head from when he slept across your lap.
Ranboo leaves red and green fingerprints on the back of your hands and arms. Brushes across your back, a few odd spots on your legs when he pokes you with his feet. He likes leaving two stains under your eyes, like eyebags but distinctly unnatural.
Fundy has handprints on your back and knees, because he likes slapping them just to mess with you. Soft rising sun orange lines tracing over your knuckles, wrapping around your palms. A blob with a tail rest on your collarbone, you think he mightve been trying to draw a fox.
{《☆》}
[I really quickly wrote this during passing periods and I will admit, I am starved for affection. This is definitely a cry for help. Please feed me internet likes to curb this horrible medical condition plaguing me.]
[Anyways I have a whole hunking load of soulmate prompts that I apparently wrote down months ago for 500 followers special that I never ended up doing and is now dying in my main acc's drafts. I might go through a few more for fun like I did this one, with short answer prompts for a handful of cc's. Or maybe I'll write official ones longer than 1k, only God knows (and me ig).
[L0v3, k1ng]
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lowkeyrobin · 2 months
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Hey pookie😽I’d like to request headcanons for the mcyts with an actor/actress s/o.<3 Especially how they’d react to any emotional scenes or if the character that their s/o played dies, im craving some angst right now lol
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oooo okay okay ; I'm still very much burned out but unable to give myself a damn break so I apologize for these being so short ; I also named movies to get some inspo so sorry if you don't know any/some of them lol
ALSO!! I'm gonna rework my oneshot links on my masterlist so beware any changes lol
MCYT ; actor reader with death scenes
includes ; tommyinnit, tubbo, ranboo, badlinu, nihachu & quackity
warnings ; language, talk about death, gore & violence
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TOMMYINNIT
you played a character in evil dead rise, which tommy got really attached too even though you got like 10 minutes of screen time
genuinley started sobbing and laughing at the same time bc your death was so sad to him for some reason yet so cool and bloody
he looks over at you, jaw dropped like "wtf?"
there's actually tears streaming down his cheeks 💀💀💀
you post a pic of him crying on ur ig story and caption it "he's sad I died"
he logs back into his old letterboxd account to rate it 5 stars
his explanation is "my partner died but good movie. I almost cried again seeing the monster thing at the end though"
TUBBO
he is heartbroken
he absolutely loved your character/s even though they were barely on screen
he's also confused as to how he never knew about you being in IT 2017 and 2019 because you looked so different and easter eggs
the 13 v 15 looks were actually so different too, he didn't even recognize you in the first movie until you pointed it out LMAO
the it 2019 death was a lot more sad to him though and it was mostly a metaphor to show that everyone has weaknesses even if they don't think they do etc etc
he just looks at you and then rants about that whole metaphor after pausing the movie and he's literally on it for a solid five minutes
he awoke a different side of himself that night
RANBOO
you had a little cameo in a quiet place pt2
basically your character was alive for a while and helping out the abbotts until you died saving reagan from one of the death angels
she obviously couldn't hear one behind her and your character had to lunge and save her and sacrifice themselves on the island that she ran off too iykwim
like your character went off with her to keep her safe + you died during that chase/fight scene at the end
ran nearly broke down into tears because you got a solid two hours of time in that movie for all that buildup and shit
TO DIE TOO
they started crying a bit cause like ???
literally gave you an award (a massive hug) for your incredible acting skills bc damn
FREDDIE BADLINU
insidious the red door goes crazy
you bond with dalton at college and help him float around and shit
the demon doesn't like that you're helping him whatsoever so it drags your character into the further
the whole kill is done with you exploring the further for a moment, being hunted down by prey and then jumpscared by the demon
it's not a very emotional death but it scares the fuck out of Freddie
"wait, oh my God, they'll never be able to talk to Dalton about supernatural stuff again! what the hell?"
the death was pointless and for a jumpscare but he couldn't care, he enjoyed watching you on the screen
NIKI NIHACHU
you were in the forever purge
you play a very obviously queer & pro-human rights character who's shit on by all the rich, conservative, ranch owning Texans in the movie
you basically had to sacrifice yourself trying to get to the border in time
in the city scene, you get killed as a protection sacrifice
no way you were letting adela die
niki literally started crying bc there was no reason for your character to give up their life but they did anyways
you were such a w the whole movie and she can't help but rant about that as well
she gives you a round of applause at the end cause like that was a damn good performance cmon now
ALEX QUACKITY
alex is never watching any terrifier movie ever again holy fuck
you skipped over the first one bc you couldn't even watch it again and went to the second because you were in it
he was actually on edge the whole movie
what the hell do you mean you were cut in half??? wtf is this?? saw???
he actually almost puked LMAO
you were laughing the whole time your death was playing
"WHAT THE HELL WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?? THIS UGLY CLOWN IS KILLING MY PARTNER"
"that mf doesn't know you Alex, I do"
"Okay whatever"
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natureismynature · 9 months
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As I said, I've written the the duo/trio/group names down idgwjsy this is not all of it since idk some and I refuse to acknowledge MANY. (Will be updating constantly methinks)
I'm sorry for everyone who finds duo/trio/group names cringe and want them to end, but this is literally a way for me to organize stuff and make it easier for me. Yeah they're annoying sometimes, but duo names help me find art/analysis/general information about a friendship in the server without having to search up individual names. Because everyone has stuff other than that one specific friendship.
Like, if I search up 'Foolish Gamers' hoping to find some good Castleduo content, I will NOT find it easily. If I search up 'Foolish Gamers and Cellbit' I will only see stuff about them individually and not together. What I'm saying is, duo names are there (at least for me) for accessibility. And I don't WANT to combine their names because that's what fandoms usually do for romantic ships, which duo names are decidedly NOT.
But I do agree that the fandom should stop naming duos by the players' first random interaction. Stressduo? Really? Stop it, I BEG. At least think of something creative ToT
Anyway, enough ranting and rambles, duo/trio/group names below the cut!
Cucurucho Buddies - Jaiden and Foolish (They named themselves, it's because they both like Cucurucho despite it being evil)
Castleduo - Cellbit and Foolish (They built a castle together and bonded during it)
Landduo - BBH and Foolish (They fought over land during dsmp)
The Jaidens - BBH, Foolish, Cellbit, and Jaiden (They went on an adventure together to complete Jaiden's quest)
Guapoduo - Roier and Cellbit (They call each other Guapito and Gatinho respectively and they're both handsome… ig)
Builderduo - Vegetta and Foolish (They are both amazing builders)
Granduo - Foolish and Richarlyson (They are grandma and grandson <3)
Silly Squad - Foolish, Pac, Mike, and Felps (They are all cartoon characters, very silly people together)
Sweetduo - Etoiles and BBH (They are two of the sweetest people in the server)
Drama Trio - BBH, Forever, and Baghera (They are three dramatic bitches, especially with each other)
Hideduo - Pac and Fit (They formed a truly meaningful bond during hide and seek)
Smoothduo - Pac and Felps (I honestly don't know, they're both smooth af??)
Mustard Duo/Silly Duo - Felps and Foolish (They are very silly, both are attached to Mr. Mustard)
Securityduo - Foolish and Etoiles (They are security guard + client. Always and forever)
Insaneduo - Forever and Cellbit (They have both called each other insane at some point or another)
Crazyduo - Forever and Quackity (They're both crazy when together)
Chaosduo - Cellbit and Quackity (They cause chaos when together) 
Loansharkduo/Buffduo - Foolish and Quackity (They were both part of Las Nevadas during dsmp and the other one is because Foosh is buff and there's a clip somewhere of a buff guy everyone thought was Quackity)
Theory Bros - BBH, Foolish, and Maximus (They were the three who originally theorized about the Island)
Furryduo - Aypierre and Max (They started the Furry club together)
Birdduo - Baghera and Jaiden (They are both birbs)
Goldfishduo - Baghera and Foolish (Foolish canonized Baghera's 1% part fish)
Roseduo/Federationduo - Jaiden and Cellbit (Jaiden let Cellbit visit Bobby Fields and both have strong ties with the Federation)
Sunsetduo/Atardecerduo/Parrotduo - Jaiden and Roier (They often watch the sunset together to remember Bobby & they often parrot each other)
Domingoduo - Leo and Chayanne (They are the two eggs who almost always gets to sunday before they finish tasks)
Musicduo - Wilbur and Tallulah (They are both musically talented)
Deathduo - Philza and Missa (They are both death associated)
Late Night Trio - Dapper, Richas, and Pomme (They are often online during the graveyard stream shift)
Theoryduo - BBH and Max (They were the two first people who started theorizing)
Sounboardduo/Propellerduo - Baghera and Max (They kept using soundboards at each other for SO long & both Baghera and Maximus' late son Trump has/had propeller hats)
Gossipduo - Cellbit and BBH (They like to gossip with each other)
Dappleduo - Dapper and Pomme (They are dapper and apple)
Starduo - Foolish and Tina (They had a Stardew Valley world together and hung out a lot <3)
Favela Five - Felps, Cellbit, Forever, Pac e Mike (They created the Favela together and are the five Brazilian players in the server)
The Mikus - Jaiden and Richarlyson (They named themselves, they both love Hatsune Miku)
Traitor Trio/Federation Trio- Jaiden, Cellbit, and Foolish (They were all perceived as traitors at some point in their lives, no they are not traitors as far as we know & they were the first three people to get jobs from the Feds)
Dapduo - Slimecicle and Quackity (There was a time they kept saying "Dap me up" at each other, not sure lmfao)
Demonduo - BBH and Ironmouse (They are both demons)
Immortal Pen Pals - Foolish and Philza (They interacted mostly through game chat and barely saw each other during dsmp)
Bubbleduo (I think??)- Jaiden and Cucurucho (They like their bubbles)
Tntduo - Wilbur and Quackity (Their characters during dsmp were very very fond and notorious for tnt)
Lampduo - BBH and Baghera (BBH got lamps from the Federation and gave one to Baghera as a sign of trust)
Siblingduo - Baghera and Forever (They are siblings your honor)
Misclickduo - Mariana and Slimecicle (They are both notorious egg death misclickers)
Fonduo - Slimecicle and Baghera (They bonded over fondue)
Codebreakerduo - Etoiles and Philza (They have the biggest beef with the codes)
Djduo - Antoine and Etoiles (They became djs for a day for a charity event :D)
The Squirrels - Tubbo and Foolish (They named themselves, because they cause problems for the Federation)
Suntrio - Jaiden, Cellbit, and Roier (They are all very attached to the sun because of Bobby)
Eclipseduo - BBH and Forever (They are the opposites of each other, the sun to one's moon)
Mazerunner trio/XYZ trio/ Pen De y Jo - Tubbo, Slimecicle, and Roier (They were the ones who were contacted and directed to finding the maze under the wall)
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ramscurs · 11 months
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Some thoughts ig
okokokok as the timer ticked the final few seconds down it got fuzzier and fuzzier
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Until it was green
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And with the eggs tasks being in binary spelling out "you're times almost up" it leading me to think that the code has gotten into the federations systems somehow and also remember both the quackity info and update accounts are different now
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They posted this earlier. But are behaving normally rn (probably because they can't just not update) we should keep an eye on them because a lot of things have been pointing to q lately (a CASINO named LUCKY DUCKS I mean come ooooonnn)
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zukikoof · 2 years
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dtqk + calling them pretty
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im so tired rn and no proof reading went into it so yeah
cw: mentions of overworking
pronouns : you /your
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         dream
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Me? Pretty???????
He's so confused
Especially because of the location
So it's when you guys are out
Yall went to an amusement park
And Dream is a pretty tough guy, it's hard to get him scared ig
But this man is the embodiment of terrorised when it comes to heights
But you, live life on the edge yk
So when dream hears that you want to go on the rollercoaster
He goes with it because I mean it's you
Now, the second you get off your just laughing at him ( but of course you were laughing at him on the ride too)
You decide to tease him about his fear
And just say something like
“Awwww were you scared pretty boy????”
With the cockiest smile you could ever have
He's just like
“N-no i wasn't”
All that stuff and it's just insanely funny
Obvs telling this to Sapnap
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george
———————-———————-———————-———————-—————— Yeah he is
And he knows but still is super shy
His fans call him that so he's used to it but you saying it is just ANSBJAKA
Its George so it happens when you two are almost asleep
Like you guys probably came back from something stupid but casual
Most likely got some fast food
And you two are just next to each other y'know just vibing
Until you look up to him to break the comfortable silence with the most piercing thing
“You're very pretty like this”
He looks at you like :0
“Oh uh okay”
But hes freaking out
Stutters like a lot
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sapnap
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Ikr bbg
Just so chill about it
But the fans weren't
He was streaming
A boring valo stream
With you just sitting somewhere off camera but the fans know you
And know you're there
He just won a match and was like so insanely happy about this win for some reason you don't know about
You heard his cheering and turned to face him
You do it for a while as hes just talking to chat about his “epic win”
Until he turns to see you staring
“Whatcha looking at?”
You look at him wondering for a few minutes
Waiting for your brain to come up with a witty response
And it doesn't disappoint
You look at him with more concentration and just flat out tells him
“You're pretty”
Thats it from you because you continue what youre doing on your phone
Leaving him being like
“Yeah i am”
Tells chat even though they heard for confirmation
Lets just say, it got clipped everywhere, trending on twitter and going in a “y/n and Sapnap cute moments”
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          karl
———————-———————-———————-———————-—————— So giggly
Now, let's imagine you have a polaroid
Okay so when you got your polaroid you just would take pictures of things you like and Karl was one of them
You two were on a picnic date
On a hill, with a very enchanting forest behind that let trees fade into your spot
There were an abundance of flowers too :]
Therefore you made him a flower crown
And Karl was laughing
So you took the opportunity to snap a picture
A very cute picture
When he realised he was giggling even more
“I like taking pictures of things I find pretty”
Yeah lets say his hands and head were magnetised to each other
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          quackity
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Sad boy
I mean, college is hard :(
He's becoming a lawyer and that's very impressive so that means a lot of ups and downs but you still stick with him
But still, hes sad
So you make appearances during his little study sessions to help him out with flash cards and stuff (idk how law study works)
Quackity would love it sm
His favourite person helping him?
Omg
Well you also come to remind him stuff or to ask stuff
But today you noticed he was wayyy stressed
So you went to check on him
Hes sat at his desk with tears ligning his face
You, a concerned partner, go check on him
You tell him that he means the word to you
And you make him take a break (breaks are important)
He obliged
Now you two were on his bed cuddling, his head in your arms
You looked down at him and muttered “you're quite pretty y’know?“
He was sat there in shock but he was so absolutely in love
Quackity’s  eyes were literal hearts staring at you <33
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dr3amofagame · 6 months
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the thing abt talking abt c!dreamity is that it's not...about shipping. really.
(tw noncon for under the cut)
like really at the end of the day it's just about humiliation. about subjugation. about everything that "sir" and "our bitch" entailed, about how c!quackity explicitly derived pleasure from c!dream's torment, about the power that comes with taking the top dog and grinding him under your boot. like id argue that there's plenty of evidence that c!quackity could have gone that route in the torture (and when people argue abt SA in terms of c!schlackity, i'd argue that that almost makes it more likely for c!quackity to use it against c!dream in the prison) just because of the emphasis on c!dreamity and how it has always, always been on the fact that c!quackity explicitly LIKES the torture. it's about the sadism. it's about how c!dream struggles to reconcile the fact that c!quackity enjoyed it, and kept doing it because he enjoyed it moreso than because he had a "reason" (tm), that c!quackity was motivated in particular by the fact that he LIKED making dream scream.
and you know you consider other scenes like c!q cheering when c!dream trades a sexual favor for peace with mexican lmanburg, and the jeering at dream on top of the wall with a specific emphasis on how he HAS to do what they say whether he likes it or not and so he's now a weak little bitch for them to use (and own), when he's encouraging c!sam's little fantasy and cheering about how c!dream can't do anything about his situation and explicitly taking part of a fantasy that involves holding c!dream down as he's crying and begging and screaming--like all the stuff is there. but unlike, say, c!wilbur and c!sam, this idea of subjugation and ownership is...like, explicitly violence and just violence. kinda?
c!wilbur's relationship with c!dream definitely involves an Element of having dream do things for him, or at his encouragement (see: dream getting him the TNT to carry out his plot, i'm so proud, "keep my throne warm," and wilbur would have his alliance, just to name a few) but is it really about violence, per se? not really? like. the point of all of this isn't to Hurt him. wilbur's thing with the Guy In Charge is about power, and is about control, but his relationship with dream is also colored with a lot more complicated feelings on both sides. and c!sam's ownership is meant to be ownership in Whole--there's really nothing that c!dream has that he doesn't in some capacity want. his super complicated relationship with whether or not he actually wants to kill c!dream is pretty indicative of this--he doesn't want to destroy c!dream. he can't cope with the idea of him being dead, as we well know (he'd beg for me to save him, and i would.and all.)
meanwhile with c!quackity like. sex in any capacity when you consider it in terms of c!dreamity in the prison is just another weapon, just another means of power and control and subjugation and humiliation, just another instrument of another kind of violence. and like believe me i do think abt it and i think that to a certain extent it's definitely an angle that's (understandbly, but at the same time...sometimes unfairly) overlooked, but there's also not that much complexity in comparison ig
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the-heat-is-0n · 4 months
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Snippet of “My own worst enemy” (a q!tntduo bar AU)
“Hey darling,” Wilbur croaked. His words blended together and were barely audible from his raspy timbre. He registered Quackity’s humored smirk and raised an eyebrow. “What, what’s so funny? Is it my misery?”
Despite his pessimistic question, Wilbur said it with no mirth. In fact, it sounded more like a genuine, innocent query.
Quackity realized his complete lack of a poker face and cleared his throat. A light blush dusted his cheeks at Wilbur’s use of ‘darling.’ “No, not at all!” he rubbed the other man’s shoulder in comforting movements. “It was just how your smile always makes your whole face scrunch up. I found it a little funny in an ironic way, is all.”
Wilbur hummed in response, leaning his head onto the hand on his shoulder. Quackity internally screamed like an excited little girl at the gesture. Keep it professional, he scolded himself, this is one of your customers. Don’t even think about it.
But fuck, the feeling of Wilbur’s soft, messy curls on the back of his hand made his heart flutter. It took all his self-control not to lean down and press a light kiss to the crown of the mans’ head and bury his nose into his hair.
“Did you hear me?” Quackity asked softly. He was grateful that everyone else was out of the bar and the door was locked. At this hour, he doubted that anyone would even be in the main building to catch him breaking the unspoken rules of his job.
The barkeep knew that this was wrong. Not only was he going against his workplace by being so sweet on Wilbur, but it also broke his moral code. Sure, Quackity had gotten into trouble from time to time. He’d been sent to the principal’s office for a plethora of reasons in school. His mischief with Roier (and later Cellbit) got him plenty of groundings and social restrictions at home growing up. But this was different. This was his livelihood. If he got fired in this job economy, he would be back to bumming off friends – or worse, living with his parents in suburbia again. He could not afford to break the rules this time. He had to keep focused, and his feelings for Wilbur were distracting him. He couldn’t date one of his most loyal customers – it would be unethical and unprofessional, at the very least in his eyes.
But the temptation to kiss Wilbur; to hold him and never let go; to be able to roll over in bed and say good morning to that gorgeous face of his; to imagine saying goodbye and I love you before every shift to the man he loved, was so great.
The temptation to break the rules and go against his own moral compass just for Wilbur felt like something straight out of the Book of Genesis.
Wilbur was the Biblical serpent to Quackity’s Eve. He was the apple that could open up a whole new world for the other.
And the choice to bite that godforsaken fruit was up to the infatuated barkeep.
Context:
Mowe!wilbur frequently comes to the bar Quackity works at and has this routine they both follow where Wilbur gets a drink, talks for a bit, and then leaves and gives Quackity an exhorbitant tip cause he’s just like that ig. Q very quickly falls for him but he’s terrified of being fired for basically courting a faithful customer and potentially shirking his work. (It’s mostly a moral thing to him cause it’s not even a rule at his job that he can’t date customers lol). Wilbur, on the other hand, is an idiot and doesn’t realize that Quackity has a crush on him. So they just have this weird awkward dance and it’s really silly and cute :)
This AU was originally created as a prompt for TNTduo week 2023 and I’ve decided to expand a lot on it by making it its own thing outside of that challenge week :D
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I'm glad you enjoy them and I have more!!!! He's recorded all his proper documentaries and has them on yknow those old vhs tapes? There's probably a small warehouse there with a few copies each and a player. Sometimes people find it and they use it to lay low and just listen to them. Some people like to take some, but there's always at least one copy left behind. That building is never griefed (well, some people do, obvy, just never fully and its always rebuilt by passing travellers)
Pac and Mike are the only ones who ever really hear Fit's random ramblings. On a few occasions they try to send messages back but they never reach him :(
Once they are sent to prison, Alcatraz(?), they no longer have access to a radio, but whenever the silence got too loud they'd bring up some of Fit's old stories and just contemplate or theorise about them.
I wonder, do the people on 2b2t ever wonder where Fit's gone? He's been quiet for a while, and while they don't worry, people do wonder about it. People die on 2b2t all the time, so at most they just think of it as a shame, but ig that just makes the old recordings all the more valuable.
Do you think Fit himself had some copies that he showed ramon? While we know the eggs don't have anything on them cuz they were in a hurry, I'd like to think they at least have a backpack or something with them. Ramon has some of those recordings and listens to them each night cuz it's easier to fall asleep to the sound of his fathers voice ;) I need my baby boy back its been a MONTH QUACKITY PLEA-
WHAT IF RAMONS GOGGLES HAD A BILT IN PLAYER AND SINCE ITS PROVEN HE HAS THOSE HE CAN LISTEN THAT WAY???
Dude I seriously love your brain. I image pac and mike wanting to tell fit thier theories but they know fit doesn’t like to talk about 2b2t so they just whisper to themselves and when fit himself brings up lil bits of information about 2b2t they quickly write it down or something
Also I love the idea of the 2b2t community’s entertainment is purely fitmc
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breathinginsulfur · 8 months
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So i’m assuming q!quackity has just recovered his ability to speak in english now ? Which works ig, i’m not that mad
Like he’s clearly trying to stay in character. he still can’t type much but i guess he learned to type “hola” so that’s nice
Still doesn’t remember most people, but he can recall the names of the people who were trapped in ice.
And now he’s working directly with q!Forever, who is going to help him recover his reading and writing capabilities? Really interesting to me tbh.
The only thing is, i want this to be ON-SCREEN. I don’t want him to just instantly remember how to do these things. I want a stream where Quackity struggles to write but Forever helps him the whole time, and maybe they can get at least a couple words down.
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koreanbibliophilegirl · 11 months
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(Part 2 of incorrect quotes for my dsmp superpower AU ig)
Also forgot to mention last time, I got half the quotes on this post & ALL of the ones on the post you're currently reading from ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator!
Welp yeah that's all, uhhhhhhh enjoy??
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Punz: Where are you going?
Purpled: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there.
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Tommy: What the f*ck is wrong with you?!
Wilbur: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Tommy: Good morning. What the f*ck is wrong with you?!
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Tommy: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Techno: I do have a sense of humor you know.
Tommy: I've never heard you laugh before.
Techno: I've never heard you say anything funny.
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Eret: Go to Hell.
Ant, tearing up: I wish I could.
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(A younger Phil and teenage Techno talking)
Phil: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Techno: Oh, you've been?
Phil: Once. In Monopoly.
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Eret: God, give me patience.
Ant: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Eret: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Skeppy: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Bad: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Skeppy: Absolutely not.
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Eret: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Tina: ?? I think you mean cards?
Foolish: No, she does not.
Eret, pulling out knives: I do not.
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Purpled: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside.
Quackity:
Quackity: Purpled, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front gate entrance path...
Purpled: (Sips coffee from bowl)
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Wilbur: Am I going too far?
Techno: No, no, no. You went too far about seven years ago. Now you're going to prison.
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Tommy: You f*ckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Techno, not looking up from his book: Spear.
Tommy: BLOCKED.
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Wilbur: You're right.
Techno: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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Purpled: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Tommy: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Purpled: No! Four to five seconds!
Tommy: Too late!!!
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Techno: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Phil: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
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Dream: Someone will die.
Sapnap: Of fun!
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Niki: How many kids do you have?
Phil: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Hannah: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you.
Sam: 10 times 0 is still 0 though.
Hannah: Joke's on you, I can't do math.
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Ranboo: Do you take constructive criticism?
Purpled: I only take cash or credit.
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Wilbur: So that's my plan.
Kristin: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Wilbur: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Kristin: It f*cking sucks.
Wilbur: That's not constructive criticism.
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Niki: I prevented a murder today.
Puffy: Really? How'd you do that?
Niki: self control.
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Hannah: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Sam: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
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Techno: We need a distraction.
Phil: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Clingyduo, whispering: Our time has come.
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Ranboo: What time is it?
Tommy: I don't know, pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out.
Tommy: (Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune)
Jack: WHO THE F*CK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!
Ranboo:
Tommy: It’s 2 A.M.
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Tubbo: What do you think Eryn and Aimsey will do for a distraction?
Ranboo: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
(Building explodes and several car alarms go off)
Ranboo: ... Or they could do that.
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Hannah, trying to ask Tina out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Connor, hanging upside down from the ceiling: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
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[Part 1] [Part 3]
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moonwritewastaken · 2 years
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Reverse Birthday Surprise - cc!Georgenotfound x gn!reader
Genre - friends to lovers, Minecraft based
Warnings - language
Word count - 1647
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEORGE! It’s the king’s birthday and he deserves the best day ever 😤 it’s also my birthday tomorrow (or today for me ig lmao idk it’s the 2nd) so I won’t be working on anything for the day. From here on out, I’ll probably try and get a good few imagines either completed or a good way through before uploading so bare with me!
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Yesterday was Halloween, meaning that today was November 1st. To anyone else it would seem like your regular run of the mill day, however, to you it was George’s birthday! You’d been working with Tina for a week trying to get him something special, something memorable. This was especially difficult because not only does he not really like receiving presents, but you also had a crush on him.
During a Discord call one day, Tina had the brilliant suggestion of going along the same lines as Sapnap and Dream. You knew they were planning to do something for him on the server for his birthday stream, so what better way to do something for him but not give yourself away. The next hour was spent scheming the perfect surprise for George.
It was decided that after his stream, you would lead George to a minecart ride which would travel through a showcase of memorable moments you’d had with George since befriending him. Tina helped you pick about 6 special times in your friendship (making sure to include your other friends to avoid awkward conversations) including when you first met on the server, building his house during the war together which was when you first properly hung out together alone and meeting him at Twitchcon Amsterdam for the first time along with Quackity and Karl. 
George had just replied to your message telling him you had something to show him, he said he was still streaming so you could join the call with the Dream Team. This made you more nervous because you were expecting it to just be you and George, however, you were also a little relieved because there would be others there to interact with other than George. 
12 minutes later you receive another message from George telling you he had ended his stream and to join the group vc. You briefly prepare by both taking a few deep breaths and sending a panicked voice note of you screaming to Tina before pressing the join button. 
“Happy birthday, George! How was your stream?” your entrance is met with an enthusiastic greeting from Dream and Sapnap which you return after greeting George. 
“Thank you, it was good other than Dream being disgusting” you laugh at the expected behaviour of your mutual friend before the curiosity gets the better of you. 
“Oh god, what’d he do this time?” right on cue, Dream lets out one of his iconic wheezes also setting of Sapnap. You swear you can see George roll his eyes. 
“He took me all the way out to a stupid mesa biome for one dumb joke. He’s an idiot” Dream somehow wheezes louder at the name calling while Sapnap chimes in. 
“When we got to the mesa biome, Dream asked George what surrounded us-” you were yet to see what the supposed joke was but you were kind of interested to find out. 
“-which of course it’s a mesa biome right? So George says clay. Dream answers saying it’s hardened clay and then logs off” the combination of Sapnap telling the story laughing slightly, George’s obvious annoyance and Dream’s background wheezing causes you to also burst into laughter. 
“Really y/n? It wasn’t that funny” George’s actions contradict his words as he’s also started giggling by this point. After calming down you clear your throat while logging onto the server. After getting their coords from the boys, you go to meet up with them.
“So, uh, I made something for you, George. I know you’re not really one for presents but I wanted to do something so I made something instead. If you’ll just follow me” you speak once they enter your field of vision. The three of them follow and you take them out the main area and near to where your house resides. 
You lead them to the entrance of the ride before turning your character to face them. Your palms start to get clammy and you try not to let your nervousness show in your voice. You just really hoped he liked it. 
“I’m going to need everyone to grab a minecart from the chest on your right, and let George and I go first so I can explain it” George goes to grab a minecart and you follow suit, Dream and Sapnap following behind you. 
Your nerves skyrocket the second he puts the minecart on the rail. After getting confirmation he could go, you saw him push forward and start the ride. Immediately after you see him move, you also push forward, ready to explain the different pictures. 
“This first area are from my stream when I first joined the server and met you soon after. The whole idea of this ride is that I show you moments that I think are important to our friendship” Dream lets out an aww and you clap back. 
“At least it’s better than hardened clay” George and Sapnap laugh at Dream’s ‘what the fuck’ before getting out of the minecarts and taking a closer look at the picture. You and Dream remain in yours long enough to have a quick discord exchange.
‘you’re such a simp’ you roll your eyes before replying to Dream.
‘says you, you stupid simp’ you hear him scoff in the vc before you receive a reply. 
‘you’re the one in love with him. now tell him.’ you send him one last message before seeing that George and Sapnap have gotten back in their carts. 
‘fuck off, there’s literally no way i’m ever telling him’. You speak in the vc again. 
“Okay so the next section is when I consider to be the first time I think we really became good friends” you make sure the four of you enter the next section before elaborating, ensuring you don’t spoil anything. 
“When we built my house instead of fighting in the war?” he chuckles slightly before exploring again. You hum in reply before he speaks again. 
“I remember this being the first time you and I hung out just the two of us” you confirm his thoughts. After a few more minutes in this section, you all decide to move to the next one. The next rooms are pretty uneventful, until you get to the last one.
“Is this Twitcon Amsterdam?” Sapnap is the one to identify the theme this time.
“Shut up Sapnap” George is clearly annoyed and Sapnap ruining his birthday surprise. Sapnap scoffs while Dream wheezes again.
“Oooh someone’s protective over the special moments with their partner” Dream’s teasing brings a rush of heat to your face and you face palm silently. You should have known by the earlier Discord messages that he wasn’t gonna let anything slide.
“Whatever Dream” George tries not to show it, but he’s definitely affected somehow by Dream’s words. It’s not quite annoyance, however, you’re unable to place it.
“Anyway, Twitcon Amsterdam!” You bring their attention back to the room and watch as they look around, giving Sapnap and Dream an insight to your trip since they weren’t there.
Sapnap approaches the picture that was taken by a viewer when you met George for the first time in person. The picture shows you and George in the middle of a hug several seconds after meeting.
“I bet you wish you could hug y/n again, huh, George?” Sapnap’s teasing tone elicits a laugh from Dream and a sigh from you.
“What if I do?” You swear your jaw dropped to the floor at that remark. The dead silence in the call told you neither Sapnap nor Dream expected that either.
“Well- I mean hugs are nice” your reply caused George to laugh. Although you wish you would’ve said anything else, his laugh made it worth potentially embarrassing yourself.
“If you’re going to hug them again then you might as well kiss them” you have no idea what is even going on anymore at this point. Your surprise for George has taken the most unexpected twist and it’s making your head spin.
“Okay what the fuck is going on?” You’ve reached the point where you just wanna be put out of your misery.
“We’re witnessing a modern day love story” Sapnap’s answer further complicates the situation and you’re convinced George is never going to speak to you again.
“George for the love of god, please tell them you like them because otherwise this is going to drag on forever” Your head is resting firmly on your desk now, and you’re sending Tina a text to let her know your life is over and he’s never going to speak to you again. Your phone vibrates and you look to see a message from Tina containing a load of question marks and then a follow up of ‘i’m sure that’s not true!! it’ll be okay, call me soon’.
“Y/n?” You’re brought back to the situation at hand by George calling your name. You’re not sure how long you zoned out for but Tina had calmed your nerves slightly.
“Uh- sorry, what’s up?” You try to sound attentive and not like you’re losing the last of your dignity.
“I was saying that I like you and I’d like to go out sometime” your emotions had gone on their own ride throughout the evening and it’s at this point you realise Dream and Sapnap had left. They were probably leaving you two to deal with the aftermath of their shenanigans.
“I- really?” Here you are, on George’s birthday, and he’s the one who ends up surprising you.
“Yes, really” his giggle pulls you out of your own head and you try to formulate a better response.
“Of course. That’s the reason I put this whole thing together. Because you’re special to me”
The two of you spend the rest of the night enjoying each other’s company before falling asleep on call. You’d never been so thankful for your friends being snitches.
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¿can you tell us more about the god au and what kind of an immortal jinx is?
nyeheheheheheehehehe
So essentially this God AU is one my many "multifandom crossover ideas in order to fulfill little me's love for multifandom crossovers" crossover. There's three categories; Gods/Goddesses, Spirits, and Champions. So in the post you're referring to, Quackity is obviously god of chaos, point blank not much to explain. Champions and Spirits, now, kinda cross into each other. So Jinx is a champion. A champion is like the adopted child of a god. So Life, the one who chooses them he is immortal and can literally not die, chooses who can become a god or whatever. They kinda treat it like a raffle though, because there's really no guideline on who becomes one except they must have trauma apparently. But a god can choose one of the "candidates" and be like "they are mine, this is my child now and I will teach them and love them and think they are so cool-" so Quackity saw Jinx and said "I choose you you will now learn everything I know". So Jinx now has a toned down version of quackity's powers, but she's not entirely immortal. See gods can die, and if he dies, then Jinx goes too UNLESS he performs a ritual where he transfers all of his magic and godhood ability to her, then she would be the new Goddess of Chaos, but that can be very hard on a Champion's body and psyche as they're not prepared for that sudden onslaught of magic, and not all champions want to do that.
Here's some Spirit ramble too; so Spirits now are like a category in between Gods and Champions. Spirits are chosen by Life, unlike champions, and the best and really only example of this is the planets. So, there's a God of Space, and the planets have like their own representation. The Space god is like a father/brother/paternal figure to them, it just depends on their relationship with the planets, and the spirits have their own abilities of their respective planets. Space can use ALL of their abilities, but they are bound by their planets. Now spirits aren't tethered necessarily by their planets, and can become Gods by themselves if so desired. This idea actually plays into the Storm Goddess's lore, who may come up soon idk teehee.
Idk if this makes sense but that's my ramble.
Yes i LOVE when people ask about my goofy ideas! I didn't want to like overload with rambles not related to the question, but here's like part of it ig idk. If anymore questions arise feel free to ask! Thanks for playing into my delusions!
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quinnonimp · 1 year
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i cant stop thinking abt this so i have to take it to tumblr, but GODDDDDDDD this is SUCH a ctntduo song in the perspective of cquackity im collapsing to the ground and exploding into a million pieces
ive been a fan of this song for a very long time, but for some reason never realized how much of a ctntduo (well, mostly cquackity) song it is. i rly rly would love to write down ALLLL my thoughts on this bc im unreasonably brainrotting rn - but FUCK am i terrible at analysis, so ill just give some simple 1k word food for thought. feel very welcome to add on any more interpretations
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these lyrics kinda speak for themselves i mean cmon
Catch my breath and hold it for me I'm wasting my time, trying to make up my mind
im not rly sure how to interpret the first line other than a kiss (especially shotgunning, with the mention of the cigarette later on n just general "catching my breath")? and im so sorry
but, if we are to commit to the kiss narrative; the second line would be cq trying to figure out as to whether hes in love with cwil, "wasting [his] time, trying to make up [his] mind". he sees this as a waste of time not only because it frustrates him and its smth so difficult to figure out compared to how miniscule it seems, but he knows cwilbur will just leave him eventually anyway, so why is he thinking so much about it?
also the "and hold it for me" line could be accentuated by cq wanting cwil to hold onto smth of his (in this case his breath ig lmao). coincidentally tying into his desperation for legacy - but in a much more personal and intimate way
I'm sitting here as the chandelier is whispering in my ear Saying, can I get a cigarette? No you'll never be mine
idunno how to interpret cwilbur as a chandelier (if i saw him as the sun of their dynamic then that would def be smth, but that title belongs to cq). if thought of broadly, could be cq viewing him as smth of value? his light? a holder of many candles? just a pretty object? fuck knows
but, nonetheless; the "chandelier" is cwilbur, whispering into cquackitys ear, either literally whispering into his ear, or just cwil trying to persuade him. could be some sort of silly mind game where he'll ask if he can get a cigarette, in his little cwilbur way, and somehow get smth out of it. like, he'll ask, and wether he does or doesnt get the cigarette, thatll insinuate smth. the "im sitting here" is just cq sitting in his office as cwilbur annoys him btw lol
cq then declines. he tells himself cwilbur will never be his, so he shouldnt try, its not worth it. (the line could be interpreted as a way of saying "we'll never be in such a peaceful setting where you can ask smth from me so casually", idunno)
and if we're going into the shotgunning side of things; cwilbur could be asking for a cigarette to do the same thing quackity did to him - resulting in the "no youll never be mine" as cquackitys (mental or vocal) response. like, "no, your breath will never be my possesion (mine)". AND AND if we're stretching this further; the "no youll never be mine" could mean cquackity not wanting to hold onto smth of cwilburs, not wanting to commit to a thing he knows will fall apart (or, also, evaporate haha). this can be seen competitively aswell
Can you come around tonight? And sing me a lullaby
even if cquackity tells cwil to get out of his country, and keeps pushing him away, he doesnt actually mean it. he wants cwil to come and he likes their competition, their dynamic, the attention, and he realizes hes lonely without it
the lullaby could either mean cq wanting cwil to sing him a song like at nikis bday party, or just wanting comfort from his rival. he could be yearning for their relationship to become softer, more vulnerable, less hateful, something so sweet as a lullaby, even if he knows its impossible
Just take my heart and break it Can you come around tonight?
cq again thinking falling in love is worthless, or wanting cwilbur to just get it over with and break his heart already so they dont have to keep the painful momentum lingering on. maybe give cq a final reason to truly hate this man
yet even when cquackity wants cwilbur to get it over with, his yearning persists, and he again just wants cwilbur to keep coming, keep pursuing him
its also a juxtaposition to the softness from the pair of lines above these, where cq knows he cant have the lullaby, so might aswell go for what he knows is possible - something harsh. what hes used to
I might be the enemy But nothing quite hits like you (No)
cq acknowledging their rivalry, understanding if cwilbur wouldnt wanna come over or stay with him .
but he also acknowledges the way "nothing quite hits like [cwilbur]", in the metaphorical sense of a drug. hes addicted to their rivalry, aswell as cwilbur as a person. if we wanna stretch this further, it can also funnily coincide with wilburs drug van beginnings, now cwilbur being the drug
the "(no)" in the end could be cq telling himself to stop feeling like this, stop wasting time on his rival, when hes got other things to do. to stop thinking of cwilbur as smth he cant let go of
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SOOOOO FUCKING POGTOPIA ERA CORE WAAAAAAA
Take this pen and write for me Oh write me a song and I'll try to forget it
these first 2 lines can be interpreted as nikis bday party, singing and writing (parody) songs to each other. iirc cquackity would ask cwilbur for songs, but dont take my word for that lmao. also a thing to note is cq offering smth to cwilbur (a pen), to get smth in return (a song)
i have some thoughts on the "ill try to forget it" but no clue how to write them down tbh. sorry
Oh I'm standing there, as the man upstairs Comes crashing through the ceiling Saying where's my fucking cigarette? With fire in his eyes
the "man upstairs" is obv cschlatt, "crashing through the ceiling", "fire in his eyes" as hes being harsh and demanding, cq just standing there having to take it. "man upstairs" can be either interpreted as god (which we wont be interpreting as but might aswell mention lmao), or someone in power - which obviously cschlatt is. holding both legal and emotional power over cquackity
this could be either pre-nikis bday party (white house incident), post (the contract signing thing), or just cquackitys time with cschlatt in general
the bitterness of schlatt demanding "wheres my fucking cigarette?", which has him expecting cquackity to give him something, give him what he wants, because he knows he'll get it as cq has no other option - can be juxtaposed by the more gentle whispering request of "can i get a cigarette?" by cwilbur from earlier in the song, where depending on the tone theres a possibility itll have strings attached and be a manipulative tactic, or just be a simple casual request from a friend. if we're going for the softer route; then cwilbur doesnt know whether he'll get what he wants from cq, so he doesnt demand it. he just asks, takes his chance
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Can you come around tonight And sing me a lullaby Just take my heart and break it When you come around tonight? I might be the enemy But nothing quite hits like you
my interpretations r the same, but this time, with the "when you come around tonight", he knows cwilbur is coming. its their routine. plus cq no longer has the "(no)" at the ending line, as hes accepted his feelings now
though what could accentuate that difference further is with the last set of lines
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But as all my patience Starts to dry And my feet leave skids across the sand Then I'll know that you've won
cq could be growing impatient with cwilburs incompetence, or smth to do with him growing impatient at how theyre afraid of seeing each other after what happened in ho16. theres 100% potential for a better interpretation though
then we have the sands of las nevadas being skid ofc. this could be interpreted as cquackity kicking the sand in frustration at the prospect of wilbur winning or cq losing (haha) his patience. OR with the more proper definition of skidding; cq frantically searching for cwil as hes left for utah, leaving "skids across the sand" (<- and if we're going with this narrative; the "but as my patience starts to dry" applies to him searching for cwil but losing his patience, or losing his patience at how theyre afraid of seeing each other so he takes the first initiative, but not finding him)
he realizes their competition has ended, and while it doesnt particularly fit their characters to have any of them win - in cquackitys perspective it could either be cwil winning as hes gotten a happy ending, or having yet another person in his life leave him in the dust (or, well, sand)
And I'll run Back to where I came from
i actually dont rly know what to interpret this as if im gonna be honest
i guess at face value with the "cq searching for cwil" narrative, him going back to las nevadas, or more specifically his office, sitting down in defeat (also another possible case of cwilbur "winning", cq not being able to find him). could aswell be cq going to the lmanberg crater? if we're taking the "back to where i came from" more seriously. even though cq didnt come from lmanberg, i guess its the closest thing to where he came from in the dsmp in this sense, and ties more into cwilbur
"though what could accentuate that difference further is with the last set of lines"
now going to what i said a little earlier, what i mean by it is what makes cquackitys newfound acceptance more emotional is the way its immediately followed by cwilbur leaving him, his heart being taken and broken just as he asked, but not how he wanted. which makes the word "skid" a lot more potent, as hes frantic in his search for the man hed finally accepted his love for
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and yknow whats the most fucked up if u havent actually listened to the song yet?? the slot machine noises in the bg. please this is such a cquackity song
also, as im almost done writing all this, i realize the genius page has a few parts of the lyrics wrong that were different in the official spotify lyrics thingy (like the "(no)" from the second set of lines just being an "oh", and the "no youll never be mine" actually being "i know youll never be mine" lmfao) - but i dont think they make much of a difference anyway, so who cares, this is abt psycho-competitive minecraft boys
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ok. im done now. if u read it all then i may offer u a kiss. goodbye
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i don't actually remember q!quackity threatening chayanne infront of tallulah? the only times i could think of when this would happen would be either when he broke down to wilbur or during the One Day of class but i don't think that was infront of tallulah? he told wilbur about his plans while tallulah was off in the garden, eitherway i don't think tallulah ever saw him as much as a threat and if push came to shove, chayanne can and will kill him ( please correct me on this tho since i Genuinely don't remember )
i also don't remember when he tried to kidnap tallulah? :O like unless you count the day he griefed her house but tallulah wasn't distressed? she went willingly and was immediately out the house the moment wilbur left and wasn't scared during that period, she herself also doesn't see it as kidnapping but ig you could agrue about it being a child perspective ig? if you count the most recent time quackity hung out with tallulah then i'm even more confused :o
wait unless you're talking about when the eggs were cracked, then yeah she was scared and distressed ! but i thought that was because of everything that was happening ( she got taken and cracked, she wanted to be with her family, she was scared etc ) rather than solely quackity—like he played a part in it but it was moreso something that added to a preexisting stressful situation rather than the sole reason, but if its referencing this then i get agree sorta
my memory is very bad so maybe i'm forgetting smth but that's thats how i see it ^_^ but anyways i could make a huge agruement on why i think it makes sense but really the True Reason why tallulah likes him is because tallulah's admin as a tnt bias lol
Alright so!Tallulah knew that Quackity wanted to harm chayanne from two moments one was when chayanne told her that quackity theatend him and missa and the other was when Quackity in a bad state when to her and wilbur and infront of her said ,,to confront chayanne in a violent manner" while holding a sword. She reacted by saing ,,what did you say" while poiting a sword at him, and after he left she said to wilbur ,,He better not touch chayanne". She was clearly upset abotu that and idk i guess for me it's weird how quickly she went to being nice to him after all that
I was refering to time after she got cracked where Quackity tried to take her by force from Phil becouse idk that whole thing was so weird and very sus like he lied to brazilians that she was his doughter to take her away and creamed at philza while all the eggs were hiding in the basement with tallula hidden in the corner and all eggs ready to fight. Of course they all were distressed becouse of the situation but when they all where in the bunker she acted more normal but when quackity appeared she went to the panic room chayanne build her and just crouch there while playing to herself. that looked very sad to me
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