World Cup Group Chat 7
Tags: @millythegoat, @alissonbecksfan234, @moomin279, @lfc-fanfiction
This is the final WC group chat! Ibou my baby...I hope they're protecting you well
Fabi: DEJAN LOVREN!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Dejan: 😎 Yeah?
Fabi: WHY did you not beat Argentina while you still could?! Before they could get to the finals and break our Ibou’s heart?
Bobby: Now we’ll have to suffer that insufferable Emi Martinez bragging for the next 4 years
Ali: Not to mention Messi being called the GOAT for the next four years
Dejan: OH CRAP
Ali: Has anybody talked to Ibou? I tried, but I didn’t get anything.
Boss: I texted him and I tried to call him, but he didn’t answer. I also called those other two kids he’s been hanging out with, but no such luck.
Boss: I’m calling Didier now.
Dejan: At least we didn’t beat them
Bobby: Dejan, we all know your pale, unmoisturized prune would’ve succumbed to the France midfield. So shut up 🤐
EgyptianKing: Nobody tells MY Dejan to shut up 😤
EgyptianKing: At least he came out of the World Cup with a MEDAL, unlike Brazil
Fabi: 😶
Ali: MO REALLY? I thought we were friends 🥺
Bobby: At least we were IN the World Cup, unlike Egypt
Dejan: OOOOOOOHHHHHH
Fabi: GO ROBERTO 🤩🤩🦷🦷🦷🦷✨✨✨
Boss: OUCH
Dejan: Look where you went…not even in the German national team
Boss: Even I could have defended better than Varane
Ali: I’m sure you’d do a great job, boss
Fabi: We know 😉
EgyptianKing: Boss, you could have defended better than Rudiger, too
Fabi: Anybody can defend better than Rudiger
Dejan: He could have also defended better than any member of the Egyptian national team, MOHAMED
Fabi: OUCH 😯😯😯😯😯😯
Bobby: Dejan, the boss could have defended better than you
Ali: ROBERTO FIRMINO BARBOSA DE OLIVIERA, YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT
Bobby: I did 😎
Boss: I just called William and Matteo, and they’re going to check on Ibou for us and tell him that I called.
VVD04: Good. Now everybody will be home
Dejan: Virgil van Dijk. The boss would have defended better than you.
VVD04: Then how come no team in the Bundesliga ever bought him?
Ali: Are we going to sit around and roast each other, or are we going to worry about Ibou?
Ali: Like WHO’S CUDDLING HIM
Ali: WHO’S WRAPPING HIM IN BLANKETS AND GIVING HIM BUCKETS OF HIS FAVORITE ICE CREAM
Ali: Who’s telling Ibou that it’s NOT HIS FAULT that Deschamps doesn’t know who’s a competent centerback among his players?
Ibou: I’m right here, you know
Fabi: IBOU there you are!
Matteo🕺✨: So Willo, Fabi is the bald Brazilian they call flaco. Ali is the goalkeeper with excellent hair that’s literally Klopp’s kid
Matteo🕺✨: Clearly Ali, when I say excellent hair I do not mean superior to mine
SarcasticMilner: Ibou, you brought MATTEO here?
Ibou: And Willo
Ibou: They’re my French support team
WilloTree: We’re brothers
Matteo🕺✨: We call ourselves the Single White Gloves! 1️⃣ ⚪ 🧤
SarcasticMilner: Get out of here
WilloTree: At least we’ve got silver medals, Ibou
Matteo🕺✨: Yeah, Maupay will never be able to say that
Bobby: You STILL have issues with him?!
Matteo🕺✨: Why not? Don’t you have issues with Sergio Ramos?
VVD04: Bobby, the kid got you good
Ali: Ibou, when are you coming home?
Ibou: I’m flying in tonight
Robbo Hoodie: Wear your coat, there’s lots of snow outside
Ibou: Perfect 😒
EgyptianKing: The boss will make hot chocolate
SarcasticMilner: Without burning it? 😒
Ali: Yes
Fabi: I remember playing against you in the Premier League, Matteo
SarcasticMilner: When he was Emery’s darling beanpole
Matteo🕺✨: I’ve gained muscle since then
SarcasticMilner: Where? 😒
Matteo🕺✨: In the CORE
WilloTree: Ibou, it’s not your fault btw
Boss: Yeah, he’s right. 👍.
Matteo🕺✨: OMG he still does that?!
Dejan: YES
Bobby: Since when do you know Klopp’s texting tendencies?
Matteo🕺✨: I wasn’t born yesterday! I was born on April 14, 1999, on a Wednesday. I was also part of Hendo’s Future Skippers Chat Class during the first COVID lockdown.
SarcasticMilner: You can’t even captain yourself
Matteo🕺✨: I can now 😎
WilloTree: I’m joining that class in the New Year
Hendo: Welcome in advance, Willo
VVD04: How long have you been here, Hendo?
Hendo: Since the start
Hendo: I was watching the show
Hendo: We’ll all give you plenty of love when you get back, Ibou 🙂 And we’ll give you love here in advance!
Ibou: YES
Ibou: I’ll still miss the other Single White Gloves, though
Hendo: Is that Michael Jackson related?
WilloTree: Yes it is 😎
Matteo🕺✨: We’ll stay in touch, Ibou
Ibou: And unlike us, Marseille won’t stay in touch with the UCL. You couldn’t even stay in touch with Tottenham
Bobby: OOOOOHHHH that’s a ROAST
SarcasticMilner: Ibou, I like you a little more than I did before now. And I always liked you
Dejan: Single White Gloves, silver’s still a pretty good medal, you know. 2nd place out of 195 United Nations-recognized countries, that’s good man
SarcasticMilner: A World Cup silver medal wasn’t enough to get you to a self-respecting club, Dejan
Dejan: And a silver medal in both the Premier League and UCL wasn’t enough to keep Liverpool a self-respecting club
Boss: DEJAN LOVREN
Dejan: That’s the second time somebody said my full name today
Boss: No wonder 😒
SarcasticMilner: JURGEN NORBERT KLOPP I LOVE YOU YOU ARE THE GOD
Boss: Just this morning you swore at me for falling down the stairs
Matteo🕺✨: Can I see that happen every morning? Like, permanently?
WilloTree: Me too?
SarcasticMilner: HELL NO
Ibou: HELL YES
Bobby: HELL MAYBE
Hendo: What are your medal credentials?
Matteo🕺✨: UEL runner-up (2018-19), FA Cup winner (2019-20), Nations League winner (2020-21), Ligue 1 runner-up (2021-22), World Cup runner-up (2022)
WilloTree: FA Cup winner (2019-20), Nations League winner (2020-21), Ligue 1 runner-up (2021-22), World Cup runner-up (2022)
SarcasticMilner: You two copied and pasted from Wikipedia
Matteo🕺✨: I do have some intelligence, you know
SarcasticMilner: Does intelligence include scoring an own goal and equalizing with a goal in the SAME game?
Matteo🕺✨: Ouch
Matteo🕺✨: Is he always like this?!?!
Hendo: YES
Ibou: YES
Robbo Hoodie: YES
Ali: YES
Fabi: YES
Bobby: YES
Boss: YES! I don’t think we need to say any more
Matteo🕺✨: But I need to say more
Matteo🕺✨: I am French-Moroccan (sorry Achraf)
Matteo🕺✨: My hair is amazing and Marouane Fellaini will never understand that
Matteo🕺✨: Willo is my soul twin
Matteo🕺✨: Alex and Pierre are my pseudo-dads from Arsenal
Matteo🕺✨: David Luiz’s hair is really good and so is Willian’s
Matteo🕺✨: David Luiz and Willian are literally a couple and they have their own restaurant
SarcasticMilner: Is he always like this?!?!
Ibou: YES
WilloTree: YES
Matteo🕺✨: YES
Matteo🕺✨: Oh, you’re talking about me
Boss: Kostas gives me enough headaches in the morning
Boss: And enough headaches in the afternoon too, with those things
KostasDaGod: They’re shorts
Boss: I refuse to call both the things I wear in hot weather and the things YOU wear shorts 🩳
Ibou: I’m heading for the airport now!
Boss: See you soon, Ibou! We’re proud of you
Hendo: TTYL
Ali: 🤗
(BOSS has ended the chat.)
(MATTEO🕺✨ and ROBBO HOODIE have reentered the chat.)
Matteo🕺✨: 🇲🇦🇫🇷🇲🇦🇫🇷🇲🇦🇫🇷🇲🇦🇫🇷
Robbo Hoodie: 🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
(BOSS has kicked MATTEO🕺✨ and ROBBO HOODIE out of the chat like Thiago kicked Haaland’s balls.)
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