#even gary

[yi3248]

together

#call of duty #gary roach sanderson #cod mw2 #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #roach x ghost #my art #ough... cant help but think about these two #we were robbed of interactions btwn roach and this ghost #how did i even sit on this for a few days now? #time is a construct #dw guys theyre just chilling on the grass

[shit-talker]

The 141 have a ridiculous run of inside jokes that is continuosly ruining their lives, such as;

1.) If someone says, "You love it really," to you, you immediately have to agree with them, no matter what the circumstances. Otherwise, you lose the ability to do it back. This has resulted in many weird fake confessions, including one time in which Soap got fed up with people making your mom jokes at him and went on a rant about it. Ghost glanced at him in front of a room full of cadets and just went, "You love it really, though," and Soap almost died as he sadly nodded and replied, "Yeah, I do."

2.) If something even remotely sexual sounding is said about you, you must always say, "You're damn right I do/am/will," back. This backfired once when they were in a defreif and Price said something about Gaz "coming through the back door" and Gaz, without think, winked and replied "You're damn right I did," In front of everyone and got in trouble for mild insubordination. (The others almost died laughing as he realised what he'd done, who he'd done it to, and who he'd done it in front of (aka Price's bosses))

3.) When talking about Roach, they will always act like he's died. He hasn't, but none of them can stop the joke, and it always makes all of them crack up, even Roach. This once caused major panic, as once when Ghost was discussing their latest mission with Laswell, he said, "It was fine because Roach - God rest his soul -" and Laswell had about two minutes where she thinks Roach has dropped dead and she didn't fucking know.

4.) They will always make up bad stories for how they met Ghost, if anyone ever asks. It doesn't matter what the truth is, or who they're speaking to, when asked, all three of them will reply with some made up, overly dramatic or down right boring story on how they met. These stories ranged from Ghost, saving them from a shark attack (Gaz), Ghost selling them assorted drugs as a teenager (Roach), and most devastatingly is when Soap told a distant relative of his that he met Ghost after "finding him with my older brother, behind his wifes back" he does not have an older brother, and so there is no wife.

5.) They always reference the "Malibu incident." None of them have ever been to Malibu. Nothing bad has ever happened there, but now they've created a whole conspiracy in the British Army about a coverup that happened in Malibu. Price knows about this one and finds it endlessly funny, so he goes along with it, never directly mentioning it but refusing to deny it when someone asks. If anyone ever asks about the details of it, they just give a deadpanned look as if the other person should already know and say; "Don't make me say it." There are rumours. Like, a lot of rumours.

6.) Roach claps every time someone says, "I'll be there for you" because once he clapped at the wrong time during the friends intro and had been paying the price ever since. It doesn't happen often, but sometimes you'll just hear him clapping - not even in the tune to the friends theme. Just random clapping. If any of the others hear it, they almost always reply with "That's a fuckin' joke" in a really disappointed tone. It's confused a lot of people.

#call of duty #cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #kyle gaz garrick #gary roach sanderson #john price #kate laswell #they spend far too much time together #so their humour has kind of melded together to make their own goddamn language that nobody else ever understands #and they can't explain it either #because it always takes too long and by the time theyre done its not even funny #so they just look crazy to everyone #price knows about most of these but absolutely refuses to take part in them #except for malibu #because he actually finds that one funny #task force 141 #cod 141 #shit talker talks

[zzoupz]

😔

#i dont even know #faith the unholy trinity #faith game #gary miller #john ward #garyjohn #zoup art

[perpetual-fng]

he don't get it either

#call of duty #cod fanart #gary roach sanderson #cod modern warfare #anii draws roach #aviiart #ugh not even more roaches in this school #what has American education come to #i should be studying but I just drew Gaz and Roach like 59 times instead

[dorgarey]

l am extrmly sad and drun...

fleetlng memorles...

#gary roach sanderson #roach cod #ghostroach #dididoodles #l know they r taklng aboutr golng to th loo but...even sllly stuff an convos...they forget...eventually... ohhhhh ...fleetlng memorles wlll #alwats hurt...

[somewhereincairparavel]

Literally where do people get the idea that Jason was full of himself and that he thought he was better than Percy? This is legit brought up in so many 'why-i-hate-jason-grace" arguments it just screams lack of reading comprehension and obvious Percy bias saltiness. Like just say you are bitter that Jason is written as percy's equal and that you want Percy to have nobody rival him 💀

Never once in his povs did he ever think about how much better he was, on the contrary it's just him not feeling good enough about himself. He and Percy NEVER said anything bad about eachother.

His and Percy's rival is just a joke between two powerful demigods who have rival dads, that's literally it. Even if Jason did indeed think he's better, so what about it? What's the big deal?

he has worked hard and accomplished great things, so he has like, every right to be confident in his power, stop acting like hes all weak and inferior when he canonically killed a titan with like his bare fucking hands till the point Krios swore vengeance on him. No he's not "weak" or morally inferior to Percy as a person. You are merely trying to cope. Not to mention the way people judge a character's worth SOLEY based on their abilities is a huge red flag in itself, but that's a discussion for another time.

he shouldve canonically had more achievments and power than he originally got in the books as a son of jupiter. but rick made Percy too OP and fumbled jason for the sake of keeping percy's spotlight intact. Has it ever dawned on people that Percy is shown to have cool abilities like bending tears but Jason is never shown to have abilities like controlling lungs? Yeah, that's authors privilege for ya.

Y'all put Percy in an obnoxiously high pedestal and that's not a good thing. It diminishes his flaws and makes him appear so saint like and Gary Stu even though he's not. the fact that ppl get so sensitive over their rivalry and try to belittle jason by making up scenarios (like claiming jason thinks he's superior and shit) and go around saying that to ppl to reduce his value DESPITE being well aware that he has like enough hate already, is so insanely petty. BOTH Jason and Percy deserve equal amounts of respect.

God forbid a teenage boy say he's better than the other as a joke, he's such a terrible, stuck up, and shitty person who deserved death for that, isn't he?

#Attack me all you want idc I said what I said. #Yall just dig up reasons at this point. It's giving an 8 year old roblox kid behaviour. #Fandom to a boy with a tragic story who literally did nothing but exist and be a good person: he's a villian who deserved death! 😡😠 #I swear if Jason slander still exists a few years later then I have no hope in this fandom anymore. #I thought this fandom was peaceful 😔 #“I hate Jason with passion bc he's boring and nobody should rival Percy because he's the best.How dare Jason be the son of the king of gods #“how dare someone be percy's equal. Nobody should be written as Percy's competitor 😤😡😠” like womp womp ig #Y'all are so salty lmfao. The fandom makes Percy into such a gary stu even when he's not. #pjo #pjo series #pjo hoo toa #pjo fandom #percy jackon and the olympians #heroes of olympus #percy jackson #jason grace #pjo hoo #hoo

[cloudnienty]

when her eyes are closed she can see you for what you truly are, which is OOGLAYYY

#adventure time #fionna and cake #fionna campbell #fionna the human #cake the cat #gary prince #marshall lee #hunter wizard #do we even know his last name?????? #shes the man

[slymanner]

even when frustrated he couldn't stand to keep fionna's shirt a "mess" like that, we love u gary.

#adventure time #fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #marshall lee #gary prince #this is my first gif using my phone's built in gif maker hope it works for y'all!!! #each episode with gary in it makes me just love this lil goof even more then ever... #gary prince gang UNITE

[kohakhearts]

satoshi-kun.mp4

#ash ketchum #gary oak #palletshipping #anipoke #pokeani #pokemon #video #day 7328457684 still no unsubbed jn but its fine. improvise adapt overcome etc #significantly more satoshi-kuns in jp than ashy-boys in eng. btw. if you even care </3 #wait this is a creation i guess it goes in the tag #mine #*video #i had to relearn how to edit videos for this (have not Fully done so since idk tenth grade?). now im unstoppable btw

[dumbunn1e]

i couldn’t get this out of my head sorry (original)

#club penguin #gary the gadget guy #rookie #fanart #my art #ask to tag #will i regret posting this in the morning . probably #but if I don’t post my silly club penguin version of this then Who Will .. #idont know if this comic is even funny anymore but whateverm

[hanksmc]

Literally no one asked about this but I have the need to do it, Hannibal and Faith It's killing me

Og's

#faith the unholy trinity #faith game #faith #john ward #faith fanart #gary miller #airdorf #faith airdorf #fanart #GARYJOHN?????? #Hannibal #Faith au #...I´m not even sure about posting this anyways... #tw blood? #ask to tw

[meduseld]

On the other hand, if Roach was Irish he and Soap can do the handshake meme of colonized national going "just when you thought you hit rock bottom you want to fuck a blond English guy" and Ghost didn't even plan for this it Just Happened.

#is this influenced by how much i like donal finn in uniform? yeah probs #works even if roach remains north irish for uk reasons #gary roach sanderson #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #ghostroach #ghostsoap #ghostsoaproach #in whatever permutation you prefer #cod #ghost's gaelic boyfriends have unionized #he needs help

[going-to-ikea-for-the-fries]

So uhm, I saw this...

And I just imagined the following:

Price: *makes his way into the locker room/communal showers at 5 a.m. sharp because they have to be wheels up in an hour*

Price: *stops by the sink first to clear his throat, spit out and then proceeds to hack up a lung because he smokes cigars like he's made of money* (don't smoke, kids. smoking is bad)

Gaz, Soap, Ghost, Roach, and every single other soldier, junior officer, recruit, medic, fucking anyone in the locker room or in the immediate vicinity in unison: "G'Morning SIR!"

#Get it? #bc the coughing is so loud and happens every morning #he doesn't even need to announce himself #they all just recognize him by that sound #they know it's Price #without fail every morning Ghost (who's canonically a non smoker in the reboot) tells soap and gaz that's what they've got waiting for them #I'll see myself out #cod tiktoks #cod headcanons #captain john price #simon ghost riley #johnny soap mactavish x reader #kyle gaz garrick #gary roach sanderson #sillyposting

[zzoupz]

this is how I feel posting garyjohn sometimes I won't lie

#I swear I only draw them being sappy when I'm tried or sad and needs escapism. the problem is that is entirely exactly why I draw them #being sappy all the time. #.dont even worry about it. #faith the unholy trinity #faith game #john ward #gary miller #garyjohn #zoup art

[miilkybnn]

something something married life moments that I drew instead of paying attention to my lectures

#simon ghost riley #gary roach sanderson #ghostroach #ghost x roach #bug and boo #call of duty #cod #cod fanart #call of duty modern warfare #simon riley #gary sanderson #cod ghost #cod roach #they’re married #it’s true because I was there actually I was invited even #also ft riley the dog <3 #milky art #my art

[ignify-caligo]

Soap & Roach: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*

Soap: We need an adult!

Roach: Soap, you are an adult!

Soap: We need an adultier adult! Get Ghost!

#call of duty incorrect quotes #incorrect call of duty quotes #john soap mactavish #john mactavish #gary roach sanderson #gary sanderson #simon ghost riley #simon riley #ghostroachsoap #ghostsoap #ghostroach #roachsoap #call of duty #call of duty mw2 #call of duty mwii #caligo incorrect quotes 2 #this is basically how my blini accident plays out in my head #another detail is that even tho ghost be adultier - they had to get the big adult papa bear price #he was napping - u do not wake papa bear price from a nap #over a month of kitchen ban for soap & roach followed suit lmao