#everyone here slaps

[glazeliights]

ibuki "girl love" mioda

#first person whos ftes I was actually able to complete.. cheers! #also her song slapped tbh not sure what everyone else was on about. like yes girl just scream into the mic for 2 minutes <3 #ALSO counting imposter as a girl here. the power of having whatever gender you want #danganronpa #dr #sdr2 #ibuki mioda #mikan tsumiki #peko pekoyama #ultimate imposter #sagishi #tsumioda #pekobuki #twobuki

[lotus-pear]

wait.. if both dads are here.. THEN WHO'S WATCHING COLLEI😨😨

#THEY GIVE OFF SUCH MARRIED COUPLE ENERGY OMG I'M TELLING YOU #ALSO THIS TRAILER SLAPPED SO HARD OMG.. HOYO IS FEEDING US EXCELLENTLY THIS MONTH #STARTING OF 2023 WITH MLM LOVE THAT FOR US #waiting for kaveh release date i can't wait to get him he's literally so fine #guys night out ig lmao #loved the whole double date dynamic here i think they all go out on fridays for drinks at the tavern and to play genius invocation tcg #also good luck on your pulls for dendro keqing i hope everyone wins 50/50 and if you don't then you at least get tighnari #genshin impact

[stregoni-benefici]

We’re entering 2024 and I’m reading a Carlisle and Esme fanfiction, nothing has changed.

#sweetie #we’re doing this every year #Spanish Influenza’s rope in hand slaps so hard #I am so grateful for everyone #twilight #Carlisle and Esme #mine #So grateful for all the Carlesme darlings here.

[blkwag]

these two 💀💀

#they’re so funny #also does everyone have a slapping kink here #karim adeyemi #jude bellingham #bvb #borussia dortmund

[rainymoodlet]

Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

*off the tv screen 🙄

[ Introductions… ]

Part 1 of 6 🌹

@duusheen @foxsimthings @anarchosimdicalist @bionibots @hallasimss @kawaiishitty @rebouks @dirksdreamer @retro-plasma @buglaur @gothoffspring @lre333

#ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #ts4 bachelor challenge #ts4 story #;kmik #sim: daniel #keaton stratton by duusheen #eoin einfeld by foxsimthings #antony ark by dirksdreamer #ivor korrapati by anarchosimdicalist #rune tegner by bionibots #josiah bolton by retro-plasma #daithi murray by buglaur #fabian hawkins by rebouks #suraj kennedy by gothoffspring #ezra ruiz by kawaiishitty #|| #everyone is here!! they just didn’t make it into the shot!! #EOIN DIDN’T WAIT THIS LONG JUST TO BE FOUND ATTRACTIVE DAN (slaps him) #keaton got instant eyes it was hilarious fhdhdh dan hit the ‘struck by’ notif immediately #josiah was SO TENSE which i counted as him being nervous for the new introductions which i thought was just precious #he really likes dan okay 🥹 #fabian instantly going for the autograph fjdhdh our man knows what he wants!!! #there will be more individual interactions between dan and the two new guys!! 🥹🙏 #we have some other friends to see first 👀 hmmmm #ABHI’s LIL SIDE EYE IN THE THIRD PIC DHDJDHJD #i love them all so much they are my most precious babies ugh #i am so excited to get this next phase going!! #three updates today and three tomorrow!!! YAHOIEEEEEE

[makorragal-312]

Yeah...I don't really buy that the guy who had a panic attack over his last girlfriend being mistaken for his wife and was more than ready to dump his current one for being a former nun is even going to contemplate proposing to her.

Knowing him, he would be so deep in his eventual gay crisis that he accidentally sends false hints that made Marisol think that he was gonna propose to her. And then, when she's expecting him to get on one knee, he's telling her to go the fuck home and stay there. (because dumping is still hard for him)

#911 #911 abc #911 on abc #911 season 7 #911 s7 #911 s7 spoilers #911 twitter #911 speculation #911 s7 speculation #eddie diaz #911 eddie #911 marisol #marisol nolastname #anti eddiemarisol #buddie #911 buddie #I don't know why everyone is putting it out there that Eddie's gonna propose #like can we not #like I said in one of my previous tweets #we don't need him pulling a 5b buck and making the stupid choice to keep marisol around #he already mistook bobby's advice and asked her out #hopefully Shannon's ghost slaps the hell out of him and tells him to just dump her #because chris doesn't need another mom and he doesn't need another wife #also because he has a whole ass golden retriever as a future husband that he still needs to get with #but in all seriousness #can they please get rid of marisol already #like the character is pointless and the actress is a piece of shit so why is she still here #she's bland as hell and shouldn't be on screen for this long and sure as hell doesn't need to be on for another season #also #it's kinda distasteful for a network who gave us a bisexual firefighter to keep a homophobic and transphobic actress who hasn't apologized

[impossible-rat-babies]

do I care if I survive this, bury the dead where they're found should I tear my heart out now

#ffxiv #oc: eyrie kisne #endwalker spoilers #i have a lot of feelings about this and im here to make it everyone else's problem #again. rocking the vertical format bc i think it slaps #anyway! im going to bed! #I should have a gpose tag

[emmasbadbatch]

Star Wars OC - Ellora Clev

Welcome! This is a short, temporary information sheet about my OC (I am currently at 13,000 words with various stories and excerpts about her life), Ellora Clev! Please enjoy, she is my pride and joy 💗

Name: Ellora Clev

Species: Human

Born: 42BBY

Designation: Engineering Corps - Geological Division (Former), Imperial Military Department of Advanced Weapons Research - Project Celestial Power (Former)

Overview: Ellora Clev was a geologist in the Republic Engineering Corps with a special interest in mineralogy and speleology. Usually based on Coruscant, she would regularly attend field missions for duties such as mapping surveys, sample and core extractions, and navigational assistance. Her research was valuable intel for the GAR during the Clone Wars, which continued to rage on throughout the formative years of her career.

Ipsi the Tooka: Ipsi is Ellora's tooka. They met on a remote planet named Athol-3. The full story can be read here!

She has very 'I just live here' energy, contenting herself with sleeping and exploring wherever she goes. She doesn't take kindly to strangers, and has an unusual distaste for Crosshair, but cares deeply for Ellora.

Ipsi is small by tooka species standards, only measuring approximately half the average length and height. Her most striking feature is her bioluminescence, which causes her fur to glow a vivid green colour.

Clone Force 99: Ellora met the Bad Batch when they were assigned to assist her with a highly dangerous mineral extraction mission on a planet named Calyx. The air was highly corrosive and caused weapons such as blasters and detonators to become damaged and explosive. Together, they worked as a team to complete the mission successfully (with some minor major shenanigans).

Ellora and Tech quickly hit it off, becoming friends and enjoying the time they spent together exchanging research notes and learning from one another. Soon, Ellora became friends with the rest of the squad, slowly winning them over with her sense of humour. The exception to this was Crosshair, who elected to keep his distance.

Post Order 66: Following the fall of the Republic, Ellora was inducted into the Advanced Weapons Research unit of the Imperial Army. She found herself transferred to Kamino to continue her role as a field geologist extracting rare minerals. The Empire had taken a keen interest in kyber crystals, and Ellora was paired with the Elite Squad, led by Crosshair, to carry out numerous missions (under the pretence the crystals were for energy research). Here, the pair reunited, but tensions ran high. Under the influence of his inhibitor chip, now at full intensity, Crosshair's cold attitude continued. However, promising signs showed early in Ellora's arrival to Tipoca City. He began to train Ellora in secrecy, teaching her how to fight and to handle her blaster properly. Her lack of combat skills made her a liability to the team, and Crosshair endeavoured to train her so that she was proficient enough to protect herself. Slowly, their friendship began to develop.

Waning Loyalty: Ellora continues her missions across the galaxy to acquire target minerals that are of interest to the Empire. The purposes of her research are kept secret, and any questions Ellora makes are placated with benign studies. Soon, she becomes suspicious.

Her rapidly evolving friendship with Crosshair provides her with someone to confide in, and she shares her concerns with him. Crosshair is confronting his own doubts, with his inhibitor chip now malfunctioning after his injury on Bracca. Before they can investigate further, Ellora is taken off world, back to Coruscant. She becomes panicked, hearing that Tipoca City was destroyed in a devastating storm. Fearing the worst, she was met with a mixture of relief and horror upon discovering that Crosshair was alive, but in extremely poor health.

The pair reunite once more, now working primarily as a team of two. The Empire was choosing to allocate less and less resources to clones, and questions were beginning to appear surrounding Ellora's loyalty. Through all of this, Crosshair and Ellora are a vital support to one another, and they are almost inseparable whenever they aren't attending to their respective duties. Their care and attachment are beyond that of a conventional relationship.

Breaking Point: Missions were becoming increasingly challenging, and it soon became obvious that they were being passively discarded by the Empire. Ellora confessed to Crosshair that she wanted to leave and start a new life with him. At first, he humours it, but soon the thought becomes Ellora's light in the ever suffocating darkness they found themselves in. Crosshair cared deeply for her, and was enraptured by her vivid daydreams. He agrees to help her leave, but realises that going with her will pose a much greater threat to her safety. Knowing that she won't go through with her desertion alone, he attempts to wait until the last moment to convince her to leave by herself. During Ellora's escape, Crosshair tries to reason with her to go by herself, but she refuses. He makes the ultimate decision to force her to leave.

Navigating Alone: Having spent all of her adult life in the Engineering Corps or under the Imperial Army, Ellora found navigating the galaxy alone a formidable task. With few credits and limited equipment, Ellora did what she could to survive whilst remaining off the Empire's radar. This meant sometimes having to make morally questionable decisions. Combined with her grief from losing Crosshair, Ellora struggled significantly to keep going. Ipsi helped Ellora through her darkest moments, and continued to do so.

Ellora's main source of income was selling rare and valuable minerals that she had either collected herself, or bartered from sellers who weren't as knowledgeable on the true value. Through this line of work she met a pirate named Phee Genoa, who valued Ellora's eye for the unique and illusive when it came to crystals.

Arrival on Pabu: Phee and Ellora quickly became close associates, exchanging intel frequently. But in a dangerous galaxy, Ellora keeps her past a closely guarded secret. Despite this, Phee invites her to Pabu after Ellora is badly injured during a run-in with bounty hunters. Shortly after her arrival, Ellora discovers that the Bad Batch are living on Pabu. The squad are still recovering after their recent mission to Mount Tantiss, where they successfully rescued Crosshair, Tech and Omega. Tech was the most severely wounded, still recovering from a fall he took on Eriadu, with Crosshair also suffering significant physical trauma after being relentlessly tortured.

Their reunions were painfully sweet, and Ellora was very excited to be introduced to the newest member of the squad, Omega. Her reconciliation with Crosshair came last, with complicated feelings on both sides about their separation remaining strong. It had been over a year since they had seen each other, but any resentment or contempt Ellora could have possibly held immediately dissolved. It was like no time had passed at all, but they had both significantly changed, and they had a long road ahead of them to recover.

The Future: Ellora is passionate about Pabu, feeling deeply for the cause. Wanting to help other refugees of the Empire find a new home, Ellora became involved in initiatives to help find new places across the galaxy like Pabu. Using her skills in geology, she became a surveyor with a small team, but often undertook fieldwork to chart new planets which would be suitable for settlement by those fleeing the new regime. Crosshair would most often accompany her on these expeditions, and although they never truly enjoyed the life that Ellora had spoken of so fondly, they felt they were helping to make the galaxy a better place.

Thank you for reading! I hope you enjoyed this introduction to Ellora. Please enjoy some Ipsi content for getting this far :D

#star wars oc #emmasbadbatch oc #Ellora Clev #I slapped this out over the course of 4 hours because I realised I wrote a 3k story about ellora and Crosshair #and no one will know what i'm banging on about because i've never posted about her on here #also I know ipsi will always be the real fav her but a geologist can dream #i can't blame everyone for loving ipsi she's a menace

[yloiseconeillants]

how do i hold all these shards

#some of these are Strictly AU scenarios but #i think this is everyone #well #galatea is technically not a shard but a reanimated clockwork automaton of a dead shard but that's fine she's repping herself and ourania #slaps the top of my brain: i can fit SO MANY clown dolls in here

[b4kuch1n]

hfr indulgence weekend

#hi-fi rush #hfr chai #hfr peppermint #hfr korsica #hfr macaron #hfr cnmn #gods cnmn's tag is so fucking funny. yeah those are letters #the ink comms are! finished! I just gotta go scan them #I dont trust my phone scanner rn tbh its. u can see right here lmao #gonna try and scan it at a photocopy shop to compare the difference #anyways yes of course I tried my hand at redesigning the suit stuff lmao. like whats in the game is cute. but. clenches fists #they dont understand women in suit like I do!! they dont understand.... they dont underst #I enjoy the Idea of putting chai in formal wear bc that dude is straight up a rectangle. literally needed to fake a waist for him #but yeah. tbh also kind of a surprise how much I enjoyed drawing chai's face. like he's straight up just. :-D <- thats him #everyone else slaps obvs but chai is like. I think I just enjoy translating that specific eye shape lol #also maybe its just decoration but I choose to believe that sleeve on his left hand is a compression sleeve #it was the load bearing arm. nobody comes into my inbox about that sentence ok #alright. alright #got some Plan Thing coming up at the end of june-start of july mark. hope that goes well #but otherwise! scan ink comms tomorrow! then that will be open again on. monday I'll say #so! stay tuned for that? aye #also actually Ive been enjoying doing those chibi things like in the first page up there. its fun to try and figure out what to include #this is genuinely new to me lmao. before the sk8 stuff I havent drawn that kinda thing for literal years #this year is the year of art thing resurfacing huh. ink and now this... well! its fun to see #okay. alright. I go sleep now. or I go get snack actually. and Then sleep #have a good night lads! keep ur wrists safe for me please

[tmf-confessions]

confession #267

Jake listens to the Heathers: The Musical Soundtrack

#tmf confessions #tmf #the music freaks #rosyclozy #freakblr #confessions 260-269 #are we gonna have a problem? #you got a bone to pick? #you've come so far why now are you pulling on my DICK #i'd normally slap your face off #and everyone here could watch #but i'm feeling nice here's some advice #LISTEN UP BIAATCH #*music starts playing*

[sciderman]

Hey sci what are you favorite musicals

to the surprise of no one my favourite musical is probably book of mormon,, i think i just love the genre of musicals that make you belly laugh

recently i watched the spongebob musical and honestly... has no right to be as good as it is

underrated genre that are my favourite: showtunes about living in blissful denial. that involve pink sequins.

#slaps! #i love musicals but they need showtunes. real showtunes. with sequins. #and it's gotta make me laugh. #sci speaks #i'm probably not the biggest musical nerd you'll ever meet... but i do really love musicals. #a lot of the time you guys are introducing me to ones i've never heard of because i guess they don't make their way over here to the uk #oh. oh. phantom of the opera?? the first one?? on the west end?? best show you will ever see in your life. #also i'd kill to see cats but it's NEVER AROUND WHEN YOU NEED IT... #i have a weird relationship with cats. i don't know whether my love for it is ironic or sincere and at this point i'm afraid to find out. #oh my god. oh my god. just remembering i promised that one halloween peter and wade would dress up as mr mistofelees and rum tum tugger. #yeah. that's gonna happen. peter's gonna fucking love it to the surprise of everyone and actually wade hates it. #because the suit is itchy. #and also he wanted to be GRIZABELLA. #i think deep down peter just wants to be a sexy cat in a skin tight suit and we as a society should let him.

[shimmerluna]

i do think there's probably something suspicious about the way everyone loves Ca$h and Quinni and their depth while essentially reducing Darren to their shared supporting character and/or the sassy black woman(/person in this case) stereotype, but I feel somewhat hypocritical bringing it up

#shimmer's thoughts #heartbreak high #darren rivers #cash piggott #ca$h piggott #quinni gallagher jones #tbf i'm mainly a meta writer and i feel like they mentioned darren's issues so clearly in s1 that there's not much for me to say #but most people aren't meta writers. and/or people who know the show better might be able to find things to talk about #it could also be more of a problem with the show itself bc from what i can remember they don't get much else to do #like. it feels like the white characters they support just have more depth and more going on than them #and ik people have talked about the show being weird about missy and malakai #although if we're going to talk about how missy and malakai are mistreated by the show #why is no attention given to the fact that darren's like 90% a stereotype #and 9% is them being desperate enough to change integral parts of themself for a white boy #and 1% is them explaining the stereotype with parent issues where the white dad is focused on and the black mom just disappears #that's still suspicious #also i feel like everyone jumps to hate on them every time they get the chance #without looking at why they do things. but then again the show doesn't really explain their reasoning ever does it #either way i feel like i either see people stereotyping them or shitting on them and no one in between acting regular about things #like i just went into the tags to make sure i'm not losing it and there's like 3 posts cutting them slack for the s1 ca$h storyline #and that's it. everything else focuses on ca$h or quinni or hates on them or stereotypes them. i just think that's a bit odd #idk. i can't put my finger on it but something's not right. i don't trust it #i mean i kinda did put my finger on it. i kinda slapped it repeatedly with my finger. but i still don't see a coherent enough thread here #to be personally satisfied. if i can't write a summary of my thoughts my thoughts aren't clear enough

[dollypopup]

I think it's real obvious that if you actually like Colin you don't belong in the Polin fandom. y'all are all so ableist about him and think the absolute worst of him and a huge number of the posts and fics are romanticizing Penelope straight up abusing him

we should make a new tag because this one is NOT it

#polin #bridgerton #penelope featherington #colin bridgerton #there's a fun new trend in fics where instead of 'just' emotionally and mentally abusing him Penelope is now hitting him too #and the narrative justifies it and colin thinks it's his fault she hits him and everyone cheers in the comments isn't that great? #oh did i say great? i meant fucking awful #you can tell this fandom is painfully tradwife levels straight because they think women who do this shit is cute or harmless #us queer women who have been abused by other women know damn well fanon penelope is the kind of girl you run away from with a swiftness #but colin's just a big stupid dummy for 1 (one) comment and not assuming her feelings for him so he needs to be slapped around i guess #i hate it here #burn the whole fandom to the ground and start from scratch #and we're SURPRISED there's an anti-polin blog? WE'RE anti-polin ffs #everyone and their mother knows 'Polin' actively hates half their ship #and are incredibly hostile to anyone who doesn't slobber all over penelope's shoes as she mistreats her supposed love interest and friends #and yeah i'm bitter about it #also i'll say it: the way we talk about Luke Newton is fucking unacceptable too #he's a neurodivergent man and some of the shit y'all say is DISGUSTING #this fandom is actively antagonistic to nd peeps

[sunlitmiracle]

smashes my current interest together with my old interest (aka yet another "what Dungeon Meshi but Gamers?" AU)

Once when I was a child I had a complete crying meltdown over Creatures, because the manual insisted that the complicated AI of the Norns made them truly alive and 10-year-old me was freaked out at the idea of being solely responsible for making sure these real animals wouldn't die. The funny part was that this was the Playstation version of Creatures, which has no biochemistry and very basic AI compared to the PC/Mac games where players actually were debating whether or not it was true artificial life. A PSX manual gave me existential dread and it wasn't even telling the truth.

Anyway, kid!Marcille would also have a meltdown over the Creatures series, especially if she had the computer games and got to see how vastly different some breeds' lifespans are. Like in C2 where you have Norns that live for around 5 hours and Norns that live for 10, both of which are vastly more than Ettins who don't even live for 1.5 hours (and usually less due to radiation or starvation).

Lucky for her, having the computer version means she could download modified genomes made by other players that make creatures live longer or even outright remove certain death triggers. However I think she'd have more fun learning to read and edit the genomes herself, to get a better understanding of how the game works and how to change it to suit her own tastes. And because she could pretend she's one of the mysterious ancient Shee who created the Norns, Grendels, and Ettins and then vanished, leaving behind relics of their old society.

(Speaking of Grendels, she would unfortunately dislike them because they're the Designated Evil Species and she'd hate how they harass and attack her Norns. I think she'd also pity them though, because they get sick a lot and have short lifespans. Likely she'd just end up downloading/creating a genome without the aggression towards Norns. Ettins she'd like except for in C3 when they dismantle her meticulously-placed gadget setups, so she might mod out their hoarding compulsions too. Both of them would of course also live for however long her Norns would live.)

Also. While standard creatures' lifespans are counted in hours, if you modify the half-lives in the genome editor you can increase it to centuries. Or even just over a millennium if you set the half-lives to their max length (assuming you also leave the old age death trigger at its vanilla value).

and I like to think that elven Creatures players would pass around copies of what they consider a template genome that's appropriate to their own lifespans. Something that would make their creatures live for weeks or months of continuous play. I also like to think the Creatures DS Warp is still active in this AU because of the hilarious frustration when these long-lived Norns travel to worlds run by short-lived players whose Norns have vanilla lifespans, and vice versa.

(Most of the time in Creatures, offspring of parents with different lifespans will just have one or the other, but there's a chance the genes cross over right in the middle of the various age triggers and cause unstable aging rates. Like a Norn that goes through the childhood stages in hours but then has a very extended adulthood. Or a days-long childhood followed by suddenly dropping dead of old age once the vanilla adulthood genes kick in. Or, if the child has one parent's half-life decay rate and the other parent's age triggers, all sorts of odd things could happen. I once had hybrid Norns who lived for 20 hours and would die of organ failure before reaching the old age threshold!)

(Now that I think of it, Marcille would absolutely hate fast-agers. The first time she watches a creature hatch, turn old, and die in just one brief minute of life, she would be sobbing for days. One of the first things she'd learn to mod out would be mutations that cause the Ageing/Life chemical to decrease unusually fast.)

On a lighter note, while I don't know what her favorite designs would be I think she'd love choosing cute breeds to use in her world. Once she figured out how to give her creatures the comfortable life she wants them to have I can see her redirecting all her gene-editing efforts into changing color expressions. She might even learn to sprite or model her own custom designs.

#creatures #creatures games #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon spoilers #(not directly but the Implications are there) #(later tags will be more direct about spoilers) #anyway all the PC Creatures games are on Steam and Docking Station is free #Caveat One: Creatures 2 does not run well on modern systems (though the Steam release is trying to fix that) #Caveat Two: The Creatures series was made during the 'spanking is acceptable' era so uh. #No sugarcoating it: Physical abuse is used as discipline. #(unless it's Creatures Village where they replaced slapping with a water spray) #I made a mod for C3/DS that just uses buttons instead of the hand; it was released for the CCSF 2023 community event but #I should re-release it here too someday. I should also revisit my slap-disabler mod and see if I can make it easy to install. #but that's a task for Future Me and not Present Me #anyway Sissel/Thistle is also a Creatures player but he cares more about micromanaging his population than caring for them #he removes not just their death triggers but also their drive to eat and sleep. they're permanently happy zombies basically #he doesn't make peace with Grendels and Ettins he just puts them in the airlock #he gets involved in the Creatures Abuse discourse and somehow makes everyone mad #however he is also a very prolific modder who has made all sorts of interesting animals and metarooms; ppl in the fandom respect his skills #and he does truly care about his vision of a utopian world for his favorite Norns #idk if any other dunmeshi character would play Creatures. Milsiril might like it? #Kabru wouldn't play but he'd get a kick out of reading the many ethical debates and drama between fans #everyone else I feel might be put off by the game's very slow pace or by the complexities of raising creatures #anyway hey I haven't posted on tumblr for months; I am sorry and this WILL happen again #Eventually i will remember how to Create Things #that is also a task for Future Me

[spadilled]

i hate having to do this but i am unfortunately in the position where i can't afford my chiropractor appointments because my money just isn't going anywhere near as far as it needs to go at the moment. so here i am again plugging my ko.f.i where i have commissions open in the hopes that i can scrounge together £45 to afford to get my back sorted for another month on thursday... anything helps!! please even just signal boosting this would mean a lot - i've been working so much recently and nothing seems to be going anywhere and it's just so disheartening all of the time constantly at this point....

#ooc. #personal // #idk where it all goes honestly #i haven't spent anything on something i didn't need and yet here i am with £20 to my name that's meant to last until #april 26th #the numbers aren't numbering #pls pls pls even if u just slap an rb on this i would appreciate it beyond belief #thank u so much to everyone who has helped me in the past. i owe u all my life