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tkrr · 5 months
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So tired of the moralizing, simplistic bullshit that people have been passing off as leftism since the 1960s. Leftism should be about community. It should be thoughtful and empathetic, not preachy and reactionary. And it defini should t be as abjectly fatalistic as it is; even back in the 60s, I don’t think the fatalism was this pervasive.
I saw someone a while back point out that a lot of “leftism” is just anticapitalist libertarianism. It certainly seems to me like a lot of young leftists think justice can be achieved by ripping up the social contract and robbing those they deem to be the bad guys blind.
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pbscore · 6 months
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That one fandom nerd who’s being an entitled jerk towards the Native News blog (who are a team of constantly working people dedicated to posting as much information as they can about genocide and anti-imperialism FOR FREE) is just another example of how fandom ‘politics’ has genuinely rotted so many people’s brains when it comes to prioritizing serious issues and NOT centering oneself during a period of traumatic stress and horror that they aren’t even experiencing or even IMAGINE experiencing.
Fandom nerds make the WORST ‘activists’ and I’m so tired of this site constantly coddling them. I’m so tired of encountering the most entitled and selfish people who claim they’re the most ‘enlightened/anarchist/leftist’ just because they learned queer and feminist 101 talking points. But goodness forbid these people stop themselves from calling a black person a ‘fascist’ for calling out racism in fandom spaces or a teenager/minor a ‘puriteen’ for calling out p*dophilic content in fandom spaces.
Goodness forbid these nerds actively try to work with minority communities that don’t conveniently line up with their personal experiences. Goodness forbid they stop using the one black person or slew of minors who do agree with them as pawns in their own little circle of ‘anything goes’ nonsense.
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freddyfazbears-kinhelp · 11 months
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stimboard for lefty with confetti and gummy bears
for anon
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emofrog69 · 1 year
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religious trauma is real it quite literally gave me OCD lmfao
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jerseydeanne · 2 years
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Yeah I guess 2 years later the baby formula crisis isn't Bidens fault lol. Must be Trump. For reals Trump wouldn't have let it happen and he would have given the fix it a better name. I will see you anon in November when the mom's come out for simply that and parental rights!!! Sorry you sad little group of SJW. Elon already exposed you are a tiny minority. Everyone is done listening to you.
Hey Anon, LMAO, Trump wouldn't have let it happen in the first place.
It's ridiculous what they want to teach kids. At least I have a sane governor that said no way, Jose! Then the lefty loos come out and claim it's against gays. Morons and these people teach kids; he never once referred to Gays.
Who gives a flying fig what positions you like? A four-year-old doesn't need to know that stuff. The amount of grooming and abuse our kids are under is alarming. God bless Ron DeSantis for allowing us to have a voice.
I'm not sorry, but the morons that want to give hormones to kids are severe child abuse. Any judge that agrees with it needs to be disbarred.
I believe a child had two parents, one female and one male. I don't give a shit what you want to label yourself. That's what God gave you, so get over yourself. Grow up!
I have four gay cousins that each had their own traits, as you may know. If you asked them if they want their dicks cut off, they would say no. Let kids find out on their own they might surprise you and not be gay at all. Their body is their choice.
I refuse to get vaccine shots! I have enough problems, and I don't want to speed up my demise faster. If you're going to start yelling at me, go right ahead, I'm going to laugh at you for not doing your research and developing monkeypox.
Margeret Sanger wanted abortion to rid the world of Negros. It's a bullshit narrative that abortion is your choice. It takes two to tango, and two people have to decide quickly, or you're having that kid. Adoption is a choice, people.
Abortion isn't birth control. It's murder! Wrap it up, take the pill, and morning-after drugs are available. Don't come at me with incest and rape. I'll bury you! My foster daughter gave birth to her father's baby as a teen, and she put him up for adoption and still wants to know what happens to him. That's a choice.
Let's get out the vote in November and send a clear message to Washington. We're done! Take back our country from commie sympathizers.
Love, JD 😜💋
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lefty from five nights at freddy’s is friend shaped 🥹
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Lefty is friend-shaped!
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latkejoon · 2 years
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losing my goddamn mind. want to erase my college experiences eternal sunshine style
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piratefishmama · 11 months
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Fake it till you make it | Part 4
‘Boundaries’ were harder to settle on than they'd expected them to be. Eddie didn’t seem to want to put anything on the “strictly no” list. Even when Steve suggested sex should be on there Eddie just wiggled his brows and claimed a week in a cabin with him might change things.
Steve found that hilarious enough to laugh at (much to Eddie's adorable pout) but also too fair to disagree with.
They were two healthy, queer, adult men! What was a little consensual nookie between fake boyfriends?
Plus he couldn’t tell if Eddie was joking or not so he put that on the mental ‘maybe a boundary’ list that may or may not be tested.
Steve wasn’t about to completely rule it out either! He had a healthy libido and Eddie wasn’t unattractive. He… actually was pretty damn attractive.
Nice eyes, nice hair, nice lips, nice voice, nice han— anyway, they had a whole week together in a romantic chalet, pretending to date.
Anything could happen. Especially if they didn’t rule anything out. And ruling it out only made it seem more exciting, like it was dangerous. Best to just not rule it out.
“What about kissing?” Steve pondered aloud, a small frown on his brow
“If I’m not ruling out sex, Harrington, I think kissing should be fi—"
“No, dumbass, not ruling it out, I mean… it’s gotta seem like a thing we normally do right? An you gotta stop calling me Harrington, it’s Steve. Boyfriends don’t call each other by their last names.”
“I’ll have a mental list of pet names prepared before the day ends, don’t you worry, Stevie, but what do you suggest? Are you thinking we should practice?” Eddie leaned forward a grin stretching on his lips that almost seemed predatory, like he was expecting Steve to stumble through a rebuttal, expecting him to back down or to apologise, but no, Steve wasn’t some simpering maiden who’d bashfully turn him down.
Steve was an experienced ladies man with a reputation for being… for lack of a better term, a bit of a hometown slut.
Even if he had no practical experience with men, that didn’t stop him from exuding confidence as he moved onto his haunches and crossed the very short distance between them, forcing that mischievous little shit right back into his spot as Steve basically climbed from his hands and knees into Eddie’s lap, watching in satisfaction as all that mischief just kind of…
Drained from his face.
Drained and replaced with wide-eyed rosy cheeked surprise, his hands extended out either side of himself to avoid touching Steve’s body. Adorable.
“Maybe we should.”
“Ah—uhm—heh—y-yeah I mean—m-maybe not here though, yeah?” He talked a good game, he put on a damn fine front, but Eddie Munson wasn’t exactly swimming in cock. Wasn’t even paddling. Or wading the cock waters.
No he was mainly just suffering in queer silence on dry land with just good ol leftie and a few skin mags to make himself feel better. Although the image of Steve Harrington in his lap? Oh yeah that’d do him for a few months.
Sad that it ended so fast though, with Steve backing his perfectly plush ass right back into his seat quickly after, holding his hands up in mock surrender, accepting the stuttered rejection like a champ.
“Wherever you feel comfiest, man, but I suggest we figure that shit out fast, we don’t have long before this trip an you’ll have to meet them before we go so we’re going to have to be comfortable with each other, especially if it’s an environment where we have no excuse to not be comfortable.” If they were in public? Absolutely they’d have many excuses readily available.
The chalet? Not public. In fact it was quite big, the only reason he was so sure his parents would bring someone for him was because it was big enough that they could do their own thing for hours without crossing paths. Sure the bedrooms were close to each other but there were other rooms to fuck around in.
Damn thing had two Jacuzzi’s and a sauna. Not to mention a home cinema to fool around in.
They’d be hoping that he’d spend some easily obtained alone time with this mystery person. God he’d be being pimped out by his parents. How had his life come to this?
“You want me to meet them before we go?” He was just expecting to turn up on the day and be ‘Steve’s new boyfriend’ that they’d never met and would just have to accept would be in attendance. In that scenario he assumed Steve would just get the okay from them to have him come and that be that but—
Clearly his imagination was not even remotely true to real life. “Uhh… yeah, they’ll wanna know who they’re spending a week with, Eddie, c’mon, fake dating starts like… now…”
“So can I charge you from now?”
“Dude that’d be double—”
“Aren’t you rich?”
“I work minimum wage at Family Video for crying out loud, no I’m not rich. My parents are rich, I make enough to keep the lights on and keep my fridge stocked while they’re away. C’mon man… I can do a week, I have savings that’ll cover a week but two weeks? That’s fourteen-hundred, dude, I can’t—” Two weeks was stretching things uncomfortably far. Like… going into debt kind of far. He couldn’t ask his parents for money because they’d wanna know what it was for and for him to get a receipt and Eddie didn’t do receipts. Or refunds. “I might actually starve.”
“… Fine.” He almost argued, you live in a McMansion Steve, I live in a trailer park, but then… Steve did actually work at Family Video, wouldn’t just do that if he didn’t have to, who’s to say his parents paid for anything for him? Who’s to say they didn’t pull the ‘you’re an adult now, son, we’ll let you live here but you have to pull your own weight’ shtick parents were apparently so fond of? God what if they made him pay rent?
Eddie really didn’t know anything about the Harringtons.
Steve clearly didn’t go to college, so… maybe his dad wouldn’t hire him for a role he wasn’t qualified for? Unlikely but not impossible if recent discoveries concerning Steve Harrington were to be used as a reference point. Couldn't assume anything about him. “Fine?”
“Yeah, fine. How about, instead… we stick with my original rate an call it a flat seven hundred, fifty per day, an we start now? We can head to the trailer park an figure shit out there, deduct today so it’s only six fifty cause we’re brainstorming. My uncle may be home, but he should be asleep now. He works nights. We should be fine… unless you wanna head to yours and go in blind, take a ‘we’re figuring things out together awkwardly’ approach to it?” That’d track, he could do awkward, he could probab—
“Nah, they’d never think I was awkward at dating, even though you are a guy.” Of course they wouldn’t. Their lady killer son would never be awkward about dating… he wasn’t either, that was the kicker. He’d got all the way up in Eddie’s business not five minutes ago and looked comfortable doing it, like he actually would have practiced kissing in the back of Eddie’s beat up old van.
Holy shit he could have been making out with Steve Harrington in the back of his van.
He said not here, yeah?
What the shit was his problem?!
Was he actually completely insane?
He was going to be a virgin forever.
“You good there, Ed?”
“Huh?” He squeaked. Eddie Munson did not squeak, but yet, there he was. Squeakin away. “Oh! Y-yeah yeah, just coming to an abrupt unfortunate conclusion, yep, I am a-ok completely and totally oooone-hundreeeeeee— okay I came to a very real realisation that I could have been basically making out with you for ‘practice’ in the back of my van in the bushes where nobody could interrupt us and that could have gone anywhere cause it’s comfy back here yet i decided to tell you ‘not here, yeah?’ like a perma-virgin so— yeah.”
“Jeez… maybe you could pull off the awkward boyfriend thing.”
“…So about that fourteen hundred.”
Part 6
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jewishwarriorprincess · 6 months
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Things that boggle my mind:
How Hamas bodycam and live stream footage is considered Israeli propaganda
Why those who celebrated what happened are also denying it happened
Any images and videos from Oct 7th is immediately called fake and Israeli propaganda
How people will still claim that Jews..oh sorry Zionists control the media and governments yet the media and governments are constantly condemning or spreading misinformation about Israel
How fast people will use photos from Syria to claim it's Gaza
How no one actually does any digging and research into what they see and immediately believe it as fact
The revisionism of history, including claims that Jews lived peacefully with Muslims in the MENA ignoring the fact that Jews were forced to pay a protection tax (Dhimmi) and could not be above Muslims in any way, often stripping them of their Jewish identities and the violence that occurred before the establishment of Israel
How the Left will immediately retweet and share screenshots of literal white supremacists because it's against "Israel" even though they are mainly extremely false or full of hate
How promoting the boycott of Jewish businesses, even ones owned by Israelis who have nothing to do with the government is not considered antisemitic (according to the Left)
And while promoting BDS, they still use Israeli and Jewish products, technology, medication, etc
How what Hamas did is still being considered by the Left as "freedom fighting"
How literally none of my Leftie goy friends posted any support for Israel and the Jewish people but will scream ceasefire
How people scream ceasefire and don't mention the hostages
How quick people were able to forget or brush off the atrocities of Oct 7th
How Hamas' literal war crimes are not being mentioned or condemned by the UN, WHO, etc but these organizations are so quick to throw Israel under the bus and scream war crimes when the retaliation and ways of retaliation are adhering to international law
How corrupt the UN is. How can you let Iran be on your Human Rights council and still be seen as legitimate? How can you turn a blind eye to your schools and hospitals being used by Hamas for firing rockets and teaching children that their only purpose in life is to kill Jews and be martyred?
How no one, including the media (besides Israeli Media) talks about the continuous rocket attacks done by Hamas and the PIJ since Oct 7th which is aimed at targeting civilians (also a war crime).
How ripping down posters, even smearing dog shit onto posters of hostages, especially children is considered ok and an act of protesting
How Jews are told to hide their identities, not wave their flags, literally just not exist around the pro Hamas, sorry pro Palestinian crowds due to safety concerns or a risk of upsetting the protesters
How the people claiming to care for Palestinians don't speak up about the conditions Hamas keeps their people under in Gaza, executing them for speaking out, stealing aid supplies and money, how their leaders are worth billions and reside in Qatar while they tell their people to be martyrs for the cause
Kapos... I don't understand the anti-Zionist Jews to be honest. Especially seeing how they help spread misinformation and support those who want to kill them.
How targeting Jewish social media creators, especially those who are Orthodox, and making videos to smear them and encourage harassment because they are Jewish, spoke out about what happened on Oct 7, and support Israel is seen as ok... trying to destroy their livelihood, their mental health, and even threaten their lives.
How organizations like JVP, INN, etc are not being investigated in regards to their legitimacy
How indigenous people in the West are being tokenized and allowing it to happen, not researching history to see that the Jewish people are actually indigenous to the land and are an example of decolonization
That there are politicians who refuse to condemn Hamas but are not being investigated even though there have been proof of ties to Hamas
There are so many videos of Imams around the world preaching to kill Jews and if you call it out you're Islamophobic
The silence from women, especially those in the MeToo movement and UN Women organization in regards to the rape of Israeli women during Oct 7th
How people misread a headline regarding babies being decapitated and somehow blame Israel for saying 40 babies were beheaded when that is not what the reporter said at all
People saying that everything Israel has said about the attacks has been proven to be a lie yet refuse to provide any sources and if they do provide a source it's usually from Quds, Al Jazeera, or Electronic Intifada
Speaking of Intifada, how the Left will proudly shout for an Intifada without knowing what it is or what happened during the 1st and 2nd Intifadas
How the words Genocide, Ethnically Cleansing, Apartheid, and War Crimes have become buzzwords that have lost all meaning since they are so often used incorrectly
How watermelons have been ruined for me because now every time I see even the emoji I think about how people use it to promote a Jewish genocide
How people will post onto social media very antisemitic crap but if you call them out, try to educate, or post anything relating to Israel it is removed by the platform for violating some kind of imaginary rules. Saying death to Jews is ok but calling them out on it is not?
That people don't understand this wasn't a war we wanted to fight but were forced into it
That Israelis are not the government and we are not Bibi
How people will use Ethiopian Jews as a "gotcha" but when Ethiopian Jews call them out on tokenizing them and to STFU they are Israeli propagandist
That apparently I am a paid by Israel to engage in combatting disinformation....still waiting on that check because I could desperately use the money
People saying Jews are wealthy with privilege. I grew up a poor Jew and I'm still a poor Jew, my bank account is crying, again I'm waiting on that Israeli check lol
How people are calling Jews white supremacist oppressors....huh?
How the LGBTQ+ crowd are openly participating in calls for a genocide to the Jews and to eliminate Israel, even though it's the only country in the Middle East they can be openly themselves in
How Hamas top leaders openly talk about their desires, their plans, and how they mistreat their people in their goal to kill Jews, and how they have the Left on their side and brag about it but when posting those interviews it's considered Israeli Propaganda
How people are telling Jews to leave Israel...telling them to go back to Europe even though a majority of Jews in Israel are from MENA countries that forced them to flee, taking their property, money, valuables, documents. And when confronted about this, they say they can go back to Iraq, Iran, Yemen.... showing how dumb they really are. Also considering a lot of Israelis ages newborn to 40 are a mix. For example, my husband is Mizrahi and Ashkenazi, where is he supposed to go and our children? These countries are unsafe for Jews and we refuse to go back to Dhimmi status
How people ignore and or support that there are so many Islamic countries but a tiny Jewish one is seen as a threat... that a Jewish country is not allowed or is "racist", but the Islamic majority countries are ok? Even Christian ones?
Honestly just how stupid people are, how the same people who call themselves free thinkers aren't at all. How the same people who chanted to punch a Nazi are participating in Nazi like behaviors. The same people who said they would hide Jews during the Holocaust are the same ones participating in the rounding up of Jews.
I have so many more thoughts and I needed to vent it out. I remember my grandmother, who was able to escape the camps as a child because her parents had her baptized and sent off with other children, feared that another Holocaust would happen. That so many older Jews, especially Israelis, have an emergency pack in case they had to flee... cash, valuables, documents, family heirlooms all hidden in a secure spot just in case.
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olderthannetfic · 4 months
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I know this isn't usually your thing because its not about fandom really but politics. I'm scared how acceptable violent language against "bad people" is right now in left spaces and I'm worried it means I'm a centrist or something. I'm queer and life is scary rn so i know why people are hurt and afraid but I don't think saying wanting someone to be murdered is ok even if you think the person is truly horrible. But maybe I'm just being fragile? I don't have a lot of experience with this.
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Unfortunately, this is absolutely a fandom thing and I rant about it often.
No, becoming the worst part of your fascist enemies will not protect you or make your political movement successful. Fandom puritywankers are generally also US-flavor fake Lefties who know nothing about economic theory but think authoritarianism is great.
Thinking that "bad people" is a real and immutable category is inherently politically dangerous. To get shit done, you need to be able to identify acceptable compromises and groups that are compatible but different vs. ones that are too toxic to touch.
The black and white thinking of a child will not effect political change.
It has nothing to do with being a centrist.
It also has nothing to do with fragility. You may be feeling fragile, and understandably so, but I am not. Seeing wishes for violence doesn't upset me: it bores me.
If people send stupidass death threats in my notes because ~ooh~ the issue is just ~that important~, they get blocked because toddlers have no place in a reasonable discussion between adults. This should be the norm in fandom spaces.
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chavisory · 2 years
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Lately it seems like I see a whole lot of people noting (correctly!) that so many people who consider themselves leftists are actually regurgitating conservative Christian/purity culture morality...but then they’ll mostly be talking about the ways that manifests with regard to gender and sexuality and fandom content and not really touch what I consider the deeper, broader, even more alarming ways that that’s true, like:
-Inevitability or moral duty to alienate and even mistreat certain people, certain kinds of people, or certain numbers of people
-Anti-intellectualism and devaluation of expertise
-Devaluation of mental autonomy. If you study the ~scriptures~ correctly (if you educate yourself, if you really take the time to think about it, if you read the right things) you’ll agree with us
-Duty to disown and renounce your former self, and to internalize certain pronouncements about yourself whether or not they’re true
-The viewpoints of people who don’t agree with us are not just wrong, they’re fake. Our way is the only way of interpreting this information.
Like for instance: https://twitter.com/ithayla/status/1573573018608992256
He’s not wrong.
I just keep wanting someone to describe well that there is so much more to this fuckedupedness wherein lefty social justice movements are basically just co-opting evangelicalism.
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germiyahu · 4 months
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The way the Brainrot Left brays and hoots and hollers about 10/7 in my mind is more evidence they don't see Palestinians as complex human actors in a conflict, just as trauma tokens or vague forces of nature. If you grab these Lefties by the ear and ask them to acknowledge 10/7 as an atrocity, as a traumatizing episode in the millennia story of antisemitism, they'll do one of a few things:
Deny it even happened. Which is absurd on the face of it. These people were cheering when they thought Hamas stood even a chance of winning. But after the public backlash and the impending retaliation, suddenly these brave freedom fighters couldn't be bothered to show up for battle? So why praise "resistance" against Israeli colonization while denying that Israel is retaliating against something? 10/7 took years to plan and it took a lot of smart motivated people to pull it off. Hamas are not stupid and they're not disorganized. You're doing a disservice to the alleged antifascist anticolonial group you love so much.
Claim it was a psyop. Again, kind of does a disservice to your brave freedom blorbos if you think Israel planned it all, and worse, that they duped Palestinians into playing right into their plan. So you basically think Hamas are completely incapable of doing anything, and you think "this is what the revolution looks like!" is the occupying Apartheid regime staging the revolution for cameras? This is just "how does Hamas have color printers lol fake news!" again.
Say "this started before 10/7 zioscum!" And this is more subtle, but these "well what did you expect to happen" and "when nonviolent resistance fails, the People only have one choice!" takes are equally condescending and dismissive. Hamas are not automata, they are not brainless organisms reacting to stimuli. When Israel acts, they decide to react. When Israel does not act, they are actively planning ways in which they themselves can act because they have declared an unending war on the state of Israel. No matter how long a truce lasts they will always want to break it. Because that's the philosophy they ascribe to. That's the politique they have chosen. Acting like anything in the Israel-Palestine conflict is a natural inevitable instance of the law of cause and effect is to strip the agency of the actors involved.
Hamas, and the Palestinians they "lead," are not pawns, they're not objects. They're people. Civilians participated in 10/7, some civilians volunteered to hold hostages for Hamas. Civilians choose to abide by Israel's warnings and flee to Rafah. Hamas tries to stop them and steals their aid. Hamas planned and executed 10/7 despite the two sides being at peace and there being no noticeable worsening societal stress in Gaza. Hamas and their allies launched unprecedented rocket barrages at Israel with the intent of maximizing civilian damage and terror. You notice all those verbs? That have human active agents as their subjects?
Palestinians and Israelis are doing things to each other. The passive voice language serves to obscure this fact. And these people have motivated reasons for doing those things. Those reasons can be complex and inscrutable and go back decades, centuries. They can even feel inevitable or natural. But everything going on is a choice or a decision made by someone, and executed by people who willingly follow that someone. We've seen Palestinians and Israelis stand against those powerful people. Israelis are protesting and going to jail. Palestinians are demonstrating against the fascist regime that's had its boot on their necks for almost 20 years.
I don't like the passive voice trick being used when Israel does something either, but the battalions of the Tumblrina Red Army have a bad habit of doing something even more annoying. They don't report on things as "rockets were launched into Israel," they deny anything is done to Israel. If they can't do that, they claim it's propaganda, they invent or hyperfocus on what they consider an equivalent Israeli action against Hamas and say "they started it!" Anything Hamas does or has done or could do to Israel, in their minds, is a natural inevitable perfectly just and rational and good reaction to something Israel did. What did you expect to happen? Um this doesn't matter because Israel did something worse see!
Hamas' actions are meaningless, without motivation, without underlying philosophy, without any kind of actionable goal. Why should they care about Hamas' charter? Why should they care about the origin of "from the river to the sea"? The why of Hamas or any Palestinian resistance doing anything doesn't matter to them. They only care that these groups are fighting so they can write their own values and ideals onto them. That's why in their minds the Gaza War is the biggest thing going on in the world, and the biggest thing in decades. That's why they see this as such an existential battle against capitalism and American hegemony, and why they think they even have a stake in land disputes in the Middle East at all.
I hope you can see how this is utterly dehumanizing language wrapped up in the pretext of support. Hamas fighters are not lines of computer code who act without thought. Aggression against Israel is not some divine natural punishment from the social justice gods. We'll never get anywhere so long as people refuse to see Palestinian militant groups as people with agency. Is it a wonder the Tumblr Left seems incapable of condemning them when they do something genuinely immoral? They think Hamas are amoral, because they truly don't see them as humans.
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kineticpenguin · 5 months
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This is incredibly funny. What mission does the US military perform that would attract new recruits? There's no Global War On Terror anymore, and even if there was, it's not 2002. You don't have a ton of teens who were brought up watching Saving Private Ryan and Band of Brothers and a fresh 9/11 to make a GWOT seem not just like a good idea, but a matter of personal duty. The lefty kids don't wanna be imperialist triggermen and the right-wingers are scared they'll be chemically castrated with fake vaccines by the Globalists. Nobody gives a shit about Saudi interests or protecting commerce from Houthi rebels or whatever the fuck is going on with trade routes in Southeast Asia. That's something only boomers care about.
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dukeofankh · 1 day
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Being a lefty queer dude into discussing masculinity and men's issues at this point is so bizarre. It's like everywhere you go there's these street preachers telling you about this great group up the hill that has the answers to all your problems. And you head up there, all curious to see what's there, and there's...well, it kinda looks like it's supposed to be a big cool cathedral, but the scale is kinda weird like it's trying to hide the fact that its way shorter than it wants to act like it is. and the stained glass windows are really just painted with the washable stuff they use on retail windows. But hey, this is the place, so you walk inside.
And inside there are like, thousands of dudes, and they all whip their heads around when you enter excitedly, but then their faces fall and they turn back around to stare at a stage with nobody standing at it. The floors are beige carpet. It smells vaguely of paint and dust. There is a water cooler in the corner. It is empty. There is a pulpit on the stage, sturdy and old and covered in yellowing wood veneer.
You nudge one of the other guys and ask "uh, hey...what's going on?" and he shushes you and whispers that we have to be quiet or else we're going to miss the message. But after twenty minutes or so, it becomes apparent that nobody's actually...saying anything. Nobody is going to go up there and speak. You nudge the guy again, and ask how long he's been there. He says twenty years. You ask whether anyone has ever said anything. He says yes, but it turns out it was just another one of the parishioners faking it and he got kicked out. You ask what we're actually here to do. And he breaks into a big old grin and says that if you're interested in helping, that would be amazing actually! They can never get enough volunteers.
And what he does is push a briefcase full of pamphlets into your hands and urge you towards the door. You ask what you're meant to be doing. He tells you to go out there and tell everyone that if they go to the cathedral up the hill, they'll find the answer to all their problems.
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junkh3ad · 4 months
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Can you share more of your teen/ SnB Pickles headcanons pls?
OHHHOHOH ANON I LOVE U, I’ll start off with teen pickles
He’s ambidextrous! I feel his mothers a religious type so she’d try to ‘beat the devil out of him’ (whacking his hand with something when writing left handed, which would have been common practice for his generation. It happened to my dad as a kid!) and Pickles quickly finds he can write with both hands, So he switches a lot. Lefty when he can, Righty so he doesn’t end up with ruler marks on his hand.
He’s scared of the dark when he’s a kid, before the garage incident because Seth use to scare him in the middle of the night. He gets a night light and becomes a light sleeper to keep an ear out for him.
As a teenager he’s really into drawing, he draws Wizards and Dragons and listens to Led Zeppelin on his walkman.
He starts smoking at like 13, Cigarettes and Weed along with his drinking. This is where that Punk ass look comes from, i think he’d go to a lot of basement punk shows and mosh and get fucked up.
Snakes N Barrels
Since he’s 16 when he leaves home, i think it takes about a year or so for him to find Snakes N Barrels. He uses a fake ID to get his audition. They don’t find out he lied about his age until he’s already 21 and they’re like…you’ve been 21 for 5 years? what?
He’s on a lot of drugs dude (canonically) but he’s really deep in the trenches (H*roin was big in the 80s/90s) which we know drugs had a lot to do with the downfall it SnB but i think Tony’s the one who gets him hooked on the harder things.
I think he cross dressed A LOT in SnB. Mini skirts, brallets, thongs, the whole nine.
He doesn’t talk about it but he doesn’t care who he sleeps with, at all. Men, Women, as long as they’re over 20. He had to do a lot of shady shit to get to where he is, so he’s got somewhat of a head on his shoulders.
When it all ends he buys a shitty van and drives his way cross country to Florida, having his fun along the way (see this post i made if u want more context on what i mean) before he meets Nathan and everyone else.
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Yandere FNAF Masterlist 3
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FNAF Masterlists: [1] [2]
(Are you surprised the other two were filled? I'm not-)
This is for Yandere! FNAF content usually. I do them as robots and humans/androids. There is strictly NO NSFW here. These are also usually horror related, of course
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FNAF Humans/Afton Family
- Yandere! Michael Afton with Affectionate! Darling (Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
FNAF Books
- Yandere! TSE! Dave Miller/William Afton with Coworker! Darling (The Silver Eyes) (Romantic/Platonic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere! TSE! Dave Miller/William Afton Prompts 8, 47, 18 (The Silver Eyes) (Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere! Platonic! Fake Charlie/Baby with Robot! Darling (The Fourth Closet) (Platonic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
FNAF: FLS AU
- Yandere! FLS AU! Michael Afton Prompts 57, 53, and 10 (Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
FNAF: Fluffy AU
- Yandere! Fluffy AU! Roxanne Wolf with Sweetheart! Darling (Platonic/Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere! Fluffy AU! Mangle with Fox! Darling (Romantic/Platonic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Breach - Yandere! Fluffy AU! Mangle Short (Platonic/Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere! Fluffy AU! Ennard Concept (Platonic/Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere! Fluffy AU! Funtime Foxy Concept (Romantic/Platonic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere! Fluffy AU! Lefty Prompts 31 + 42 (Romantic/Platonic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Lost Kit - Yandere! Platonic! Fluffy AU! Springbonnie/Springtrap Side Story (Not part of main AU canon) (Platonic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere! Fluffy AU! Glamrock Freddy Concept (Platonic/Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- "Yandere" Alphabet - Fluffy AU! Funtime Freddy (Platonic/Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
FNAF: Stuffy AU
- Yandere! Stuffy AU! Nightmare Concept (Romantic/Platonic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere! Stuffy AU! Nightmare Bonnie Concept (Platonic/Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
FNAF 1
- Yandere! Freddy Fazbear with Haunted Animatronic! Darling (Small HCs + Short Story) (Platonic/Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere! Freddy Fazbear Prompts 3, 15, 59 (Platonic/Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere! Platonic! Golden Freddy Concept (Platonic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere! Chica The Chicken Concept (Platonic/Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere Alphabet - Bonnie The Bunny (Platonic/Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere! Bonnie Prompts 24, 36, 57 (Platonic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
FNAF 2
- Pals - Yandere! Platonic! Withered Freddy + Yandere! Platonic! Toy Freddy Scenario (Platonic - Sharing/Borderline Rivalry) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere! Withered Freddy Concept (Platonic/Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
FNAF 3
- Yandere! Springtrap Concept (Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere! Springtrap Prompts 10, 16, 43 (Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere! William + Darling in Springtrap Idea (Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
FNAF 4
- Yandere Alphabet - Nightmare Freddy (Romantic/Platonic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere! Nightmare Chica Concept (Romantic/Platonic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere! Nightmare Fredbear Concept (Platonic/Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
FNAF: Sister Location
- Yandere! Ennard Pretending To Be Michael (Platonic/Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere! Ennard with Darling realizing they aren't Michael (Platonic/Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- "Yandere!" Funtime Freddy with Animatronic! Darling ("Romantic") [FEMALE]
FNAF: Pizzeria Simulator
- Yandere Alphabet - Molten Freddy (Platonic/Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere Alphabet - Lefty (Platonic/Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere! Michael Afton with Henry's Daughter! Darling protected by Lefty (Platonic/Romantic (Michael)/Platonic (Lefty) - Rivalry) [FEMALE]
FNAF: Help Wanted
- Yandere! Glitchtrap with Childish! Darling (Romantic/Platonic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
FNAF: Security Breach/RUIN
- Yandere! Glamrock Freddy with Mechanic! Darling (Platonic/Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere! Glamrock Freddy with Gregory's Older Sister! Darling (Platonic/Romantic) [FEMALE]
- Yandere! Glamrock Freddy Prompts 14, 23, 29 ("Romantic"/Platonic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere! Glamrock Freddy with Vanessa's Sister! Darling (Platonic/Romantic) [FEMALE]
- Yandere! Platonic Glamrock Freddy + Bonnie Sharing a Darling (Platonic - Sharing) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere! Afton Virus! Glamrock Freddy Prompts 25, 28, 40 (Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere Alphabet - Glamrock Freddy (Platonic/Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere! Post-Ruin! Glamrock Freddy + Bonnie Sharing Darling (Platonic/Romantic - Sharing) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- He Followed Me Home.... - Yandere! Glamrock Bonnie Short (Platonic/Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere Alphabet - Montgomery Gator (Platonic/Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere! Montgomery Gator Prompts 11, 28, 54 (Romantic/Platonic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere! Roxanne Wolf Prompts 8, 47, 61 (Platonic/Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere! Glamrock Chica Prompts 22, 31, 56 (Romantic/Platonic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere! Eclipse Concept (Platonic/Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere! The Mimic Concept ("Romantic") [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere! M.X.E.S/The Entity Concept (Platonic/Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]
- Yandere! Platonic! Vanessa/Vanny with Younger Sister! Darling (Platonic) [FEMALE]
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