#fat clownpiece

[yoku-yukihime]

more clownpiece doodles

also featuring my oc Yvette

#touhou #touhou project #clownpiece #oc #original character #i got inspired by the way this one artist draws piece. #shes just. so. So normal. i love my daughter #my stupid fat baby ohhh i love u peeps .. sob sob...

[lilystargazerwhite]

Server mascots discover what’s happening back home

#shit post #there’s so many things here god #funnymouth #dylan fuentes #fat white woman with cornrows #Texas Stanton #twiggi bunny #dr. rockzo #Zeke simplot #Zebedee #clown piece #clownpiece #touhou

[dusktarot]

rotating various touhou hcs in my brain... biased towards my blorbos but theres some other stuff in there too. and stuff ive already established but bleh!

-seijas whole gender sitch is just good :) transmasc nonbinary girl... she is Def a girl just a little to the left and she wanted to be fuzzy and have a deep voice and stuff. also comrade seij. and shes fat!

-fat futo... no pronouns futo...

-for some reason i wanna hc kyouko as a cane user. its only occasionally that she needs it but its for stability

-beefy kogasa. beefy raiko (semi-canon according to sanae?)

-trans boy murasa... postmortem transition time

-speaking of which yuyuko is very trans too shes the colors...

-marisa and seija arent on that bad of terms. like theyre opposed to each other but theres that little hint of We Couldve Worked Together If Things Were Different Somehow. Idk How Though

-if tojiko and murasa didnt have beef by association with the taoists and buddhists theyd probably get along pretty well and bond over ghost things

-nue is stuck in the middle of "i like 2 be fashionable :)" and "please do not fucking perceive me"

-murasa and wakasagihime are friends! and i want the grassroots youkai network to be friends with seija she gave yall an opportunity to establish yourselves during that whole incident and then you just go hunting her when its not going in her favor smh. tsukumos and raiko you too. but seija might explode if too many people thought positively of her so maybe its for the best

-murasa teleport-paces when hes nervous. just teleporting around aimlessly. it makes that vrrrn noise that it makes ingame during sinker ghost too

-seija likes whittling but many people refuse to let her have sharp objects :(

-yoshika is unsettlingly tall. big ol pillar of zombie

-murasa is creeped out by yoshika even though he is also undead

-clownpiece likes to cite blatantly incorrect facts about the USA sometimes. its better this way. unsure if she does it on purpose or genuinely just doesnt know

-junko is autistic and clownpiece is autistic and as soon as they met they were just Instant Autism Communications. new daughter acquired. hecatia is adhd too

-elaborating on junko autism: she is the type to take everything quite literally and its easy to mistake some of that for just her being Made Of Angry and occasionally missing nuance bc of that but she was like that when she was human too. also shes a picky eater. she is not aware shes autistic. hecatia has a feeling but its not rly her business

#babble #touhou

[thedrag0nking]

1:35 P.M.

Somewhere in gensokyo in the distance in the summer, as gensokyo continues on with rebuilding itself after the war, clownpiece as well as her hell fairy posse brought their old hellish instruments from the underworld as they began to sing a song. Their song is all about the tragic past of both Clownpiece as well as Koishi, both their lives being nothing but a big fat joke and their the punchlines of gensokyo. The hell fairy raped by Zeus force herself to hide herself in a mask of lunacy to protect herself, Koishi who's life has been all but a lie forced to close her third eye by the lunarians as a tool to be used for the lunar insanity destroying gensokyo in the process and now? Till this day she suffers from the trauma while working to bring back the old ways of tradition. It was time for the clown to opened up, to let her voice be heard just to show the world that she and Koishi have had enough of being the punchline. Sounds of guitar rifts and drums beating echoed to the land as she let out a screech with tears came flooding in her eyes as she and the rest now sing.

" Waking up everyday to a kick in the face all your dreams are gone

You'll never leave this place

Made a habit of falling

into holes... "

( " INTO HOLES !!! " )

" This joke is getting

kinda old... "

( " OLD! ! ! ! " )

And so Clownpiece shifts her eyes only for her to see the grisly past of Koishi and all the people she have killed and incapacitated over the years as a monster beyond any and all comprehension as well as the demise of all of gensokyo where she screamed out in the bright sky singing loudly alongside her.

" I've heard it a thousand times before and it's just not that funny anymore... "

( " ANYMORE!!!! " )

Now that everything's falling apart I'd dive over the edge for a new start... "

( " NEW START!!! " )

" I'LL CARVE MYSELF A CHELSEA SMILE! "

" LIKE ALL SAD CLOWNS GOING OUT OF STYLE! "

" I'M SO TIRED OF GETTING PUSHED AROUND!!!! "

" CAN'T WAIT TO BE SIX FEET UNDERGROUND ! ! ! ! ! ! "

Clownpiece opens her eyes returning back to reality where everything thrives again yet their suffering remain, their tragedy follows them wherever they go, no matter how they changed, how they redeemed themselves both Clownpiece and Koishi are two kindred spirits. Walking punchlines that can never catch a break.

" It gets harder to breathе

the longer i stay here

Under the weight of it all

I'm better off alone

I feel safe in my home

Oh it's all my fault... "

Her vision shifts into the beautiful past where everything back the way it was where gensokyo was truly happy and normal all without the bloodshed and monsters.

" I've heard it a thousand times before And it's just not that funny anymore.... "

Then her vision back into reality...

( " ANYMORE!!!!! " )

" Now that everything's falling apart I'd dive over the edge for a new start.. "

( " A NEW START!!!! " )

I've heard it a thousand times before and it's just not that funny anymore

( " ANYMORE!!!!! " )

" Now that everything's falling apart I'd dive over the edge for a new start.. "

( " A NEW START ! ! ! ! " )

And so their song ends in Clownpiece slowly opening her eyes awakening from her dirty bed everything that happen was all but a dream. That dream was just another sign that Piece is suffering from the inside and she shares the same pain as the dragon Koishi. All she can do now is cover face and simply cry in despair from the pain and the trauma she have suffered long ago as deep down under that crazy american phase is all but a mask to hide away her true pain and to protect herself from being taken advantage ever again for she is just a sad clown just like the no one's rose.

#muse: Clownpiece #||| the dragon king ||| #The sad clown #TW// Rape mention

[cuntstable]

i dunno where they went, but artist was called Kittemfang, and while on a blocking rabbithole on twitter (do artists die of they dont draw porn of clownpiece?) found a vore fic by them on their fat fetish account about Rumia, whos called a kid in Pmiss. the fetish twitter is epictaoistsex btw

i mean rumia is very very clearly a child in the games and also i just checked that account^ and theyre like retweeting suggestive art of aunn and reimu too so i think they might just be a sexpest :(

#touhou twitter moment :(

[pudgy-planets]

Clownpiece trying to cause havoc, but getting wedged in a window she tries to fly through.

That’s just typically what happens when she does virtually anything.

Fat ass.

#temp!muse: clownpiece #gluttonygirls

[superbloblevel]

Hahaha, wouldn’t it be funny if Clownpiece and Remilla and Eiki were all just very fat-

They’re all pretty fat.

Satori too, and Kogasa, and Raiko,and Byakuren...

#fat 2hus great don't @ me #weightywritings-adiposeart

[rotundreisens]

@hungryhungryinchling Would it really be assimilated by clown society though, or just assimilated by one absurdly fat clown--

Yes on both accounts. Yes, you would be assimilated into clown society by virtue of Reisen maybe eating you... but you'd soon be reborn as a clown since all clowns belong to one collective hivemind.

The Great Clown Incident is here and Clownpiece SWEARS this isn't her fault.

#shitpost

[sheepgirlwizard]

hey inikaxeathis i'm deviantart posts straight up fetish art of chars like clownpiece like inflation abs fat fetish and insists its sfw kink

damn thats crazy if tru do you have any source for this at all

and dont give me "just look at their deviantart" bc i did and i didn't find anything particularly offending that was recent

[ikunagae]

The LoLK girls?

- seiran also has a fair bit of upper body strength from swinging her mallet around. even for a moon rabbit she’s more athletic than usual.- ringo on the other hand is definitely pudgy from eating too much mochi. however she regrets absolutely nothing. she carries her weight rather evenly, but it’s most prominent across her whole torso.- as we’ve covered doremy is a fat and soft smug blob. her legs are also a little short but her torso is a bit long to make up for it.- sagume is tall and slender without a lot of fat or curves anywhere. she also has very fine princess hands. she slouches a bit though, since her back hurts from uneven muscle usage owing to her one wing.- clownpiece is like a big child. while not ripped like suwako she’s stronger than she looks and she isn’t just a complete noodle. she’s compact with a little more muscle than a kid the age she looks.- we’ve covered junko but yeah. bit chubby and carries her weight rather evenly, somewhat favoring her stomach area. and she’s also quite tall.- hecatia looks like a somewhat-fit yoga mom of three who is in denial about being closer to forty than thirty now and tries to hide it by wearing hip clothes. carries weight around her hips.

#asks #anon #touhou

[draco-omega]

Touhou Randfic #1

Yamame + Clownpiece, ‘Newcomer’

A blond-haired girl skipped playfully down the winding passageway, damp rock beneath her feet and an unsettling purple light flickering at her side. It was nearly the only light that could be seen and cast strangely undulating shadows upon the walls of the cavern; stalagmites became grasping talons, trickles of water suggested crawling insects and silhouettes of spiderwebs loomed like giant tapestries that threatened to surge with motion at any moment.

She leaned down and picked a small brown object, weathered with time and faintly encrusted with limestone. It was hard to tell if the crack along the back was simply the result of age or of the blow that killed the skull's original owner.

“I hope it was nice and bloody.” She giggled.

“Oy! Hands off my skull pile.”

One of the shadows behind her resolved into an actual person, brown and yellow and dangling from the ceiling by a thick white tether. “It took a lotta years to arrange 'em like that and I'd appreciate you not mucking 'em up.”

Clownpiece swept her torch around the chamber and the wavering light settled on skull after skull – large and small, yellowed and as pale as if the flesh had only just rotted away, all suspended in an intricate tableaux of silken cords, like some museum piece.

Her eyes lit up. “Wow, this is pretty awesome, sis.”

“Isn't it, though?” Yamame grinned amicably at her. “So, you here for the festival?”

“Festival?”

“Down at the Ancient City.” She waved a finger at the fairy. “I mean, with a get-up like that, I just figured you were one of the entertainers. Oh, and don't worry one bit about being late; down here, the party doesn't stop until the last oni's passed out and that'll be a week yet, at least.”

“An entertainer?” For a moment, the fairy almost looked affronted, but then she pulled herself up to her full (diminuative) height and cackled proudly. “I am no mere juggler.” She brandished her torch through the air and caught the tumbling fire again while missing the irony entirely. “I am Clownpiece, fairy of hell and bearer of the light that drives humans mad!”

“'fraid we don't get many humans down here these days,” Yamame replied. “But there should still be some pretty great takoyaki down there if you hurry up.”

“Tako... yaki?” That was some kind of food, wasn't it? She vaguely recalled the other fairies mentioning it, but Gensokyo was full of so many things she'd never encountered in Hell that it was hard to keep them all straight. “Does that have arsenic in it?”

“Nah, just trans fat – s'what makes it taste so good.”

Clownpiece made a note to ask Luna what that actually was and then did another circuit of the room, attempting to guess what each of the many deceased conversation pieces might have actually died from.

She pointed to a particularly brittle one. “I'll bet that one starved to death!”

“Typhus.”

Its much lumpier neighbour: “Boiled in lead!”

“Close!” Yamame grinned. “That one was from a runaway oil fire, like... 90 years ago, maybe? Someone else got the other corpse.” She watched the fairy flutter around a little while longer, then shook her head. “So, if you didn't come for the festivities, then what are you doing down here? I mean, not that you gotta tell me or anything; I'm all for an open door policy with the surface – it's more fun that way, y'know? It's just, well, most fairies are creeped out by the bones. 'cept that kasha's fanclub, I guess.”

“Oh. Right. My mission.” Clownpiece straightened herself up again and gestured in a vain attempt to generate some gravitas. “As official envoy of Current Hell, I'm here to inspect the Former one. Make sure any ongoing tortures are up to code and all that official-sounding business, yadda-yadda.” This was a total lie, of course, but it felt more impressive than saying she was just curious to see how much the place looked like her own home. “A witch told me it was down here somewhere.”

Yamame laughed and shook her head. “You might have missed the torturing by a few decades, I'm afraid. But hey, if ya want a tour of hell, then I can at least show you where to find it. Might even make a new friend or two for yourself down there, and I'm all about that.” She flipped herself rightside-up and landed deftly on the ground, then jerked her thumb down the tunnel to her left. “C'mon. This way.”

Clownpiece nodded. “I'll make a note of your help-y stuff in my report!” This was actually kinda fun; no wonder there were so many bureaucrats in hell.

“Though y'know, I really do recommend the takoyaki.”

#Touhou Randfic #Draco Writes Fiction #Clownpiece #Yamame Kurodani #Touhou Fanfiction

[gluttonygirls]

Self submitting MassiveMuses~

Roleplaying/Writing

My favorite muse(s) of theirs and why: I’m not really familiar with most of their muses but they do them all well

My favorite interaction/thread of theirs: Nue and Clownpiece are fun

My thoughts on their unique characterization/intepretation of their muse(s): They do them really good as fat~

My thoughts on their writing style as a whole: Niceu~

Situation(s)/Plot(s) I’d love to see their muse(s) in: Being cowed and humiliated tbh cuz they do it well

Someone else I love seeing them interact with: All Yall

Anything else I want to say about their roleplaying: They’re a good

If We Know Each Other

What I Think Are Their Best Qualities: they fun

What I Think Are Their Strengths: they are 

A Memorable OOC Interaction Of Ours: idk they’re all fun tbh

Why Others Should RP With Them: they gud

How Others Should Approach Them: be nice

Anything else I want to say about them: they’re good at keeping track of RPs

If We Have/Plan To Interact Together

A plot I’d like to write with them: uuuhhhhA muse I want to introduce to them: idkA ship/broship I’d like to propose to them: unsure tbhA thread with them I’m excited about: nue and clownpieceAnything else I want to say: they cool

Rebloggers, be sure to pick one of the below

This meme applies to:

[  ] Mutuals Only    [ x  ] Only if we’ve interacted  [ ] Everyone

#fleshyflandre

[heavysethana-blog]

MassiveMuses?

Roleplaying/Writing

My favorite muse(s) of theirs and why: i...genuinely have no idea who any of them are. but, they look pretty fun, and i-19 seems like my kinda girl so i’m going to say her

My favorite interaction/thread of theirs: i haven’t read many of your threads BUT the one between laharl and etna was pretty fun to read, from the bits i saw

My thoughts on their unique characterization/intepretation of their muse(s): i don’t really know any of your muses i’m sorry

My thoughts on their writing style as a whole: pretty fun, though since i haven’t read a whole ton, i can’t say a whole lot. though, i am following you, and i don’t follow people who i don’t think are quality, sooo

Situation(s)/Plot(s) I’d love to see their muse(s) in: himiko, but, her magic is real (except it only makes people fat/hungry shhh)

Someone else I love seeing them interact with: thegreediestgals/overloadedoriginals and nevermindtheweight

Anything else I want to say about their roleplaying: throw some more muses at me whenever you want my guy and we can do more things~

If We Know Each Other

What I Think Are Their Best Qualities: resilient, fun, and always around. you deserve more attention, and i’m sorry i don’t give you much.

What I Think Are Their Strengths: seems like they’re resilient and true to characters, but i don’t know any of their characters other than himiko being a smug fake magic girl

A Memorable OOC Interaction Of Ours: we haven’t really talked much ooc but i can’t fault you for that because i’m shitty when it comes to talking

Why Others Should RP With Them: because they’re a fun person who probably does good stuff which i would be able to back up if i remembered to send them shit and actually continue our threads, i’m so sorry

How Others Should Approach Them: the same as you should as i would recommend to anyone else: respectfully, honestly, and have content/substance behind what you’re asking for. don’t come directly with a self insert, don’t come with a muse that’s one hundred percent “mmh feed me” one hundred percent of the time. shit gets annoying quick.

Anything else I want to say about them: bug me if we have a thread going or if you want to do stuff, i’m always open~

If We Have/Plan To Interact Together

A plot I’d like to write with them: we make the big fats with the big tiddies and bootiesA muse I want to introduce to them: maybe clare, idk if you’ve known about her or notA ship/broship I’d like to propose to them: clownpiece and hecatia if i can ever get around to working through to that blogA thread with them I’m excited about: that tohru and i-19 thread. i haven’t forgotten about it, i’m just shitty when it comes to replying, especially because i get distracted easily.Anything else I want to say: feel free to send shit my way or talk to me whenever. you seem like a lot of fun~

This meme applies to:

[ X ] Mutuals Only  OR  [ X ] If we’ve interacted  [ ] Everyone

#idk who replied to our thread but don't worry about getting to it if i did #fleshyflandre

[thedrag0nking]

Koaru begins wiping away the black sludge all over him, or at least he tries too bit to no avail the boy is annoyed from all of this and he thought this was all a big fat joke.

" ....This was all a joke? "

" THE THOUGHT ENTITY SPELL IS FAULTY I'M SO SORRY... "

" Oh my fucking god Clownpiece... "

" Ahh shit, it's granny... "

A gap suddenly manifested into gensokyo and out came Koishi Komeiji angry, upset, and completely livid at the fact Clownpiece failed her to do one simple task to help her son grow.

" MUST I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF?! "

" F-Father...! "

" H-Holy shit..! That's your dad?! "

" And you must be the woman who once try to kill my son, then you became his lover. Hello there, Koaru do you need help cleaning yourself? Come with me, back home I'll help you with releasing the technique myself since she failed. "

" AWWW COME THE FUCK ON HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW MY NEW SPELL CARD IS FUCKED?! "

" Can you stop yelling? I'm sure she acknowledged it... "

And so Koaru and the others head into the gap as the gap behind them vanished out of gensokyo, returning back home to where he was born that is the land without the sun mugenri. Yukari had noticed his son's return all covered in black sludge.

" Koishi, what appen to our son and why is he covered in this goo? "

" It's my fault actually, I've had Clownpiece train our son to released Hokuto Shinken... "

#muse #||| the dragon fish ||| #Father's home