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As requested! This rec list features Kazer Kid Fics -- Jonny and Patrick both with kids and babies AND as kids and babies, with a small dash of de-aging and a spoonful of mpreg.

⭐ for my personal faves

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The Ones Where They Have Kids

No Capes by sorrylatenew ⭐ - j/p as parents; implied mpreg

Husbands. Dads. Retired superheroes.

The Reeducation of Misters Kane and Toews + timestamp by jezziejay - single dad Patrick, teacher Jonny ⭐

In which Kaner sort of has a kid, and Mr. Toews doesn't know which of them is the bigger brat.

AU featuring teacher!Jon and hockey-player!Kaner. With bonus 'Hawks characters, love notes, pasta jewelry, Be Better Pizzas, pirouettes, a sprinke of angst and guest appearance by Derek Jeter.

trust your intuition (it's just like goin' fishin') by poeelektra - 1988 as parents

They’re on the periphery of the Home Wares section of Target, heading with purposeful stride toward Sporting Goods, when Gabe declares that he wants a doll for his “Been Good” toy.

Every Little Thing He Does (is magic) by jezziejay - single dad Patrick

Jonny Toews is a bewitching man who moves into a mysterious mansion in a small town. Soon, he opens Bell, Book & Candle, a curiosity shop full of candles, lotions, etc., and is enthralling the children of local police chief (Patrick Kane), who believe he is a witch (but not a bad one.) But not everyone in town is appreciative of their quirky new neighbor, and it may take a little bit of magic for him to truly become part of the community.

Under Cover by heartstrings - 1988 as parents

"Just get in the fucking blanket fort, Kaner."

Feels Like Family To Me + prequels by exmanhater - 1988 as parents

Jonathan Toews and Patrick Kane plan, create, and obtain their family.

living next door to alice series by cinderlily - 1988 as parents

"It started with a phone call."Patrick and Jonny are suddenly given the opportunity to be parents. This is how they stumble through it.

some say love is a burning thing podfic by exmanhater - 1988 as parents

If anyone had told Johnny upon entering the NHL that thirteen years later he'd not only have a kid with Patrick Kane, but would be getting ready to go on a 'date night,’ he'd have said they must be smoking some pretty good shit.And then he'd have to wait a decade to eat his words.

In the Middle of the Night - 1988 as parents

Gone are the days when it took a cold, wet washcloth on his face to wake him up. Or: Five times Pat and Jonny's daughter wakes them up, plus one time they wake her up.

so show me family - single dad Patrick

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. ~Jane Howard

Fill It Up With Love by Frosting50 - single dad Pat; implied mpreg

So Pat’s senior year doesn’t turn out exactly like he’d planned. He still gets his degree in accounting, but he also gets a little girl named Emma. She’s all fat pink cheeks, curly brown hair, and blue eyes. She might have Ryan’s chin, but she’s all Pat’s. And the first time she falls asleep on his chest, chubby hand curled around his thumb, skin so soft and sweet he damn-near feels bowled over with how much he loves her. He didn’t know he could love anyone so much; it makes his heart feel too big for his chest, and he knows that he’ll spend the rest of his life trying to give her the world.

peas & carrots by altri_uccelli - 1988 as parents

Unapologetic Halloween fluff, or: Jonny forgets what day it is, but Kaner's on it.

Can You Lyft Me Up? by Mullsandmutts - single dad Patrick

Even high profile athletes like Chicago Blackhawks Captain Jonathan Toews are forced to utilize paid transportation from time to time. An accidental "share my ride" selection on an app results in a life-altering ride with an mouthy Russian driver (Artemi), an unfairly attractive single father (Patrick Kane) and his adorable sassy (and color-matching-challenged) preschool daughter (introducing Molly Donna Patricia Amelia Kane aka Mo). Jonathan refuses to feel too sketch when he negotiates a plan with the driver to "accidentally" have more shared rides with his new friends. When Mo has a traumatic incident at day camp, Patrick's heart is broken and Jonny enlists the help of Temi and the ever-meddling Patrick Sharp to get smiles back on both Kane faces. Jonathan finds himself more and more drawn to Patrick but Patrick's fears of being a good enough parent for Mo and meeting all of her needs could keep them apart. Will Temi, the Sharp family and a trio of nosy aunts in Buffalo be enough to help Jonathan and Patrick realize what they could have together or will Patrick's stubbornness and Jonathan's fear of ruining their friendship keep them apart? Stay tuned to find out ....

Three by Linsky - i won’t spoil it

Patrick doesn’t think he’s a pervert. But how would he know? Maybe a pervert is just a thing you are, and it doesn’t feel any different from being a normal person, until you do something perverted. Maybe that’s him.After all, he does have two names on his wrist.

All Your Memories by toewsandconfused - 1988 as parents; amnesiafic

Pat went to sleep a bachelor in the Trump Towers and woke up next to Jonny in the suburbs with three kids calling him Daddy. Struggling to figure out his new reality Patrick had ruled out dream, was banking on delusion because even though it meant he was losing his mind, it seemed safer than some kind of late-onset amnesia. He didn’t want to face that idea that this really was his life; that Jonny was his, that those beautiful kids were his, and he couldn’t remember any of it. The idea that the memories of their life together could be lost forever was too terrifying to deal with. Losing his mind was preferable to losing his memories.

Chelsea, Chelsea I Believe by empathapathique - single dad Pat ⭐

Patrick meets a girl his rookie year.

Don't Let Go by aohatsu - 1988 as adoptive parents

“So you were already with the boy you saved when the fire started?”Patrick pauses, but shakes his head. “No, there was an explosion—I don’t really know what it was, but then it was just me and Tigre, and it’s like, in a situation like that, you don’t really think? You just do. So I grabbed the kid and went through the fire escape. It’s not like I decided I wanted to save anybody, it was just the only option.”

Always Be My Baby by juliusschmidt - single dad Patrick

The thing is, you don’t just grow up once.

as careless as you are certain - single dad Patrick

March through August, 2015.

the one with the baby yentas series by forochel

Tazer has a son and Kaner is his son's kindergarten teacher.

It's the Magic of Risking Everything by conformityissuicide - single dad Jonny

When Jonny is thirteen he meets a small kid from Buffalo at a hockey tournament.

Then he has a gay crisis, a baby girl, and gets drafted 3rd overall by an Original Six franchise.

When he meets Patrick Kane again at prospect camp he doesn’t feel anything but excitement.

And then it all goes to hell.

"of gifts and fireflies" by huntersandangels - single dad Jon

Patrick Kane hasn’t lived a charmed life despite money flowing through his veins. The journey he is currently on, though paved with good intentions, proves to be a harder challenge than he could ever be ready for. The people he meets along the way give him a much more valued gift than his grandfather could ever dream of giving him.

I'm gonna love you til my lungs give out by arenadomatthews - 1988 as parents

“Papa, Dad, you guys are retiring today?” Bryan asks, looking up at his parents.“Yeah buddy, we are. Are you gonna behave while Dad and I are doing our press conference?” Patrick asks.

“Duh, Dad. I'm not a baby anymore,” he scoffs.

“He's right, Pat. He's our big boy now,” Jonny adds.

“Yeah, I'm going into 4th grade,” Bryan boasts pridefully.Patrick and Jonathan are finally announcing their retirement after 20 NHL seasons. However, their retirement ceremony will come with a twist: they'll be publicly coming out and revealing their family

Your Daddy's Aim Is True by thefourthvine; podfic by isweedan - cup wish baby! ⭐

patch it up by gasmsinc - 1988 as parents

Jonny stares at his daughter for a long moment. She stares back, eyes unwavering. She has Kaner’s baby blues, but at five she’s already mastered Jonny’s dead on the inside stare. Her kindergarten teacher claims she uses the unwavering look to bully other students into doing what she wants, and it’s something they should work on at home, but Jonny’s baby is a natural born leader, and he’s not going to get in her way of becoming the president, or, better yet, the supreme ruler of the universe.

Your patch,” says Jonny.

Baby, It's Hot Outside by toewsyourheart - single dad Pat

Jonny goes for a popsicle and gets a little bit more than he bargained for.

Take All That's Left - divorced single dad Pat

It’s been 6 years now, and he’s grown to enjoy the city since signing with the Rangers to follow Anna, who’d found a job in Brooklyn.

But Chicago; Chicago was Patrick’s first love, all his important firsts – it’s all been hers, and having to leave had been heartbreaking. Too many memories from Chicago were heartbreaking, and yet he always yearned for the city, always felt more comfortable walking her streets than any other place in the world. No other place quite felt like home the way Chicago did.

Isn’t She Lovely by windsthatwhisper + podfic by kanetcews (lavenderharry) - wish baby!

It's nine in the morning when Pat and Jonny stumble down the stairs, sluggish with sleep.

There’s a baby carrier on the kitchen island.

Jonny blinks, blinks again, then turns to get a cup of coffee.

Recreation, Entertainment, Art, or Sport by trademarkgiggle

of course jonathan toews can juggle

so show me family series by peeks, tazer - teacher Pat

“Just admit you like him.”

“Shut up, Sharpy,” Patrick says, before he rolls his eyes and tries to ignore the smirk widening on Sharpy’s lips. “Don’t you have your kids’ parents to bother?”

“No, my last kid left a couple minutes ago, so I’m totally here to watch you and Jonathan Toews make heart eyes at each other,” Sharpy laughs, waltzing into Patrick’s classroom. He immediately makes his way to see Sadie, who greets her dad with a hug.

(In which Patrick Kane is terrible at feelings but luckily, Patrick Sharp is a total bro.)

The Ones Where They’re With Kids

In My Blood and In My Bones + Nothing Sweet or Gentle by fourfreedoms ⭐

Patrick’s not really into dudes—he’s done that whole thing a couple of times—that’s rock-n-roll after all, but god, when Jonathan smiles, he looks really good.Johnny is a nanny. Patrick's a musician. They fall in love. Inspired by the movie What Maisie Knew.

the kids are alright

Patrick works at the sporting goods store Jonny takes his peewee team to for equipment.

given to us as free-flying souls by Mayhem10

Jonathan had never really considered himself particularly good with kids. He didn’t avoid them or anything and it’s not like they burst into tears when they saw his face, but he never was exactly sure what to do with them, these little people running around at waist height. It just wasn’t his area.So, of course, Patrick was basically the child whisperer.

(or five times Jonathan saw Patrick with kids and one time Patrick saw him)

Hide Your Face So The World Will Never Find You (Paper Faces On Parade) by huntersandangels

Jonathan Toews, farm owner and guardian of his nephew, is in desperate need of capable farm hands. Patrick Kane certainly does not fit the description but when a mutual friend confides in him that Patrick has lost everything he owned and is in serious need himself and offers Jonathan money to hire him, how can he say no?

Patrick Kane loves statistics and spending his money on thoroughly planned ‘adventures’ for his friends when he’s not partying away the rest of his fortune. If he wins the bet he can continue to plot freely but if he loses his extra curriculum activities have to stop. He agrees to go on an ‘adventure’ himself and settles in the Toews Farm posing as a farm hand. But as the time goes by, the less pretend it feels-and the more he enjoys Jonathan and Etienne’s company and the quite life in the farm; to the point where he’s not sure whether he wants to win the bet or lose...

Baby, You're the One by jezziejay ⭐

6k words of Jonathan Toews having feelings about babies. And feelings about Kaner. And feelings about putting a baby in Kaner.

The Ones Where They Are Kids

The Cat and the Fiddle series by james - childhood soulmates!

When Donna's son is four, he creates an imaginary friend.

i want to know what you know by sointimate - childhood sweethearts

Patrick is six years old and he's about to do the scariest thing he's ever done in his whole life.

Colorblind by july_v ⭐

Jon is five when he meets Patrick. It's also the time he begins to understand colors as more than an abstract concept.

How to become a man series+ coda by liketheroad, mockturtletale

In which Kaner gets spontaneously de-aged into a six-year-old, and he and Tazer both have a lot of growing up to do.

Romper Room by james - de-aged 1988

Sharpie doesn't really think this should be part of his duty as alternate captain. Luckily, none of this is his fault. A.K.A., the one where Kaner and Johnny are five.

you ruined everything in the best way by thisissirius + podfic by exmanhater .⭐ - de-aged Saader

Kaner's looking down at the kid, though, frowning. He crouches down. "Hey, kid, where are your parents?

"The kid's bottom lip juts out and starts wobbling. Fuck, that means he's going to start crying, right?

"Oh shi—oot, kid, don't cry," Kaner says. "I mean, if you don't know where they are, we can find 'em?"

"Kaner," Sharpy presses. "That's Saad."

don't worry about your body - de-aged Jonny

No one said anything. Everyone stared at each other then down at the tiny human being that was standing where Jonny had been. Kaner felt his mouth go entirely dry, and his stomach drop out from underneath him.

What the fuck, man.

Can You Picture It? by RemyJane

In which Kaner turns into a baby and everyone besides Jonny seems to understand. Includes excessive cuddling, ridiculously adorable baby-Kaner, and feelings. Jonny eventually figures everything out.

Never Getting That Shirt Back by ice_hot_13 - de-aged Pat

Patrick is de-aged into a toddler, and when he's with Jonny, he isn't a holy terror.

Je T'aime by banks99 (Nodiggity15) - de-aged Jonny

“He won’t take a bath. He’s arguing with me. It’s like he didn’t even change at all.” Kaner’s not pouting, fuck you very much.

MPREG

I Got a Love (That Keeps Me Waiting) by svmadelyn ⭐ -mpreg!pat

There's a lot of different ways this summary could go, like:Patrick Kane gets more than a gold medal in Sochi.

Or, the classic: It's too late to pull out now.Or: Patrick Kane continues to thrive in high pressure situations.Or: Patrick Kane gets knocked up, goes to White Castle, and finds love, not necessarily in that order.

But, ultimately, all that really matters is this: Patrick Kane is keeping his baby.

private passions and secret storms (all the secrets series) by CoffeeKristin, Frosting50 - mpreg!pat

Jonny’s life is good - great even. He loves Patrick and their kids, and even if they don’t always have time for each other, he wouldn’t trade it for anything. But when Jeff Carter comes into his life, Jonny’s world gets turned upside down. It’s going to take everything he’s got to convince Patrick to give him a second - maybe even a third - chance.

Patrick’s blindsided by Jonny’s betrayal and putting his family back together is a lot harder than he expected when their past comes back to haunt them.Can love conquer all?

Forever & Always, My Baby You'll Be by windsthatwhisper - mpreg!jonny

Jonny and Pat's life is a cycle of curse words, late night feedings, and five minute handjobs in the hallway closet.

Aka, I wanted some 1988 w/ a baby feels so I wrote this blurb of a thing in about seven minutes.

efficacy by thirteentorafters - mpreg!patrick

“You,” Patrick says, jabbing a finger angrily at Jonny. “Are gonna fucking help me, dickface.”

Opening his mouth to ask what the hell is going on; Jonny’s eyes drop to Patrick’s stomach. Jonny is acquainted with Patrick’s naked body and the last time they met, Patrick wasn’t fat. Or paunchy. Except that doesn’t look like usual fat. “Oh fuck.”

“Yeah, ‘oh fuck’,” Patrick says, imitating Jonny’s tone. “You knocked me up, asshole. What are you gonna do about it?”

Forever & Always, My Baby You'll Be by windsthatwhisper - mpreg!jonny

Jonny and Pat's life is a cycle of curse words, late night feedings, and five minute handjobs in the hallway closet.

Looked So Fine (I Just Had To Speak) by svmadelyn - !!!! ⭐

Patrick Kane’s talking penis maintains a ‘to do’ list. It is as follows:1. Jonathan Toews

Phone Tag by hawkeytime (jayyloo) - mpreg!Jonny

"Hi mom. Sorry I couldn’t catch you, so I guess I’ll just, uh.. leave a message. See, the thing is… my super-potent sperm may or may not have managed to knock Jonny up. Okay bye."

"Yes, hello, is this Hockey Canada? I just want it written on the record, today, June 31, 2015, that my incredibly improbable unborn child with Jonathan Toews will be playing for America. Yes, I’ll hold.

"Or: Pat accidentally knocks Jonny up. A saga told in a series of voicemails

A Royal Baby - mpreg!Pat

A cough from the doorway cuts Seabs off mid sentence. Duncs is standing watching them, a particularly somber expression on his face. "Jonny, I'm sorry to interrupt but you have a visitor that you'll want to go see right away.""Now really isn't a good time," Jonny tells him, not even putting down his fork."Trust me Your Highness," Duncs says, "This will be worth it."

[Patrick and Jonathan think their time brief time together at the Olympics is all they can ever have. Patrick's ensuing pregnancy proves otherwise.]

sun sweet berries of the earth series by gasmsinc - mpreg!Pat; a/b/o

There is a spirit living in Patrick State Park.“Listen,” says Jonny. “I didn’t mean to step on your crown.”The spirit’s bottom lip wobbles.

Tame the Roads That Can't Be Tamed by Linsky - mpreg!Pat; a/b/o

Patrick’s flown a million times. He’s never gotten airsick before. Even on last year’s epic flight to Denver, when they hit massive turbulence and half the team was groaning over barf bags, Patrick’s stomach was fine. And maybe he’s sick, sure—but why doesn’t he feel sick the rest of the time? Why is it only mornings and—

Oh.

Oh, no.

Oh fucking no.

(Or: In which it is difficult to be a wolf in the NHL, especially when you're not that good at condoms.)

Carve His Name With Pride ⭐ - mpreg!Jonny

Jonny leaves behind a home, a house, and a hockey career the month after he learns that he’s pregnant.

Eyass - mpreg!Jonny

"I dunno," Kaner tells him. "Whatever you need, man. You’re having a baby! That’s a lot of work. I want to be here for you."

Somehow, in the dozens of conversations he’s had with teammates and friends and family in the past few days, no one has said those exact words to Jonny: “you’re having a baby”. He has to comb his fingers through his hair and take a deep, steadying breath to compose himself.

Kaner notices and smiles at him; a crooked, beautiful thing. “It’s pretty amazing, isn’t it?”

Heartburn and Survival by dedougal - mpreg!Jonny

They were in Canada when Jonny found out he was pregnant. Afterwards, Jonny used that as a point in his bulleted list of arguments about why Jack should represent Canada but, to be entirely truthful, finding out in Canada - finding out anywhere - was pretty disastrous.

Three Cups and a Pup by Miss_Psychotic, nommedeplume - mpreg!Patrick

The Story of Alpha Jonny and Omega Kaner getting their shit together and learning how to be Adulting Adults (Finally)

Chips and Cribs by whatislife - mpreg!Jonny

“What do you mean there are no chips,” Jonny asks from where he is standing by the island, hand resting on his stomach. “Weren’t they on the list? Did you not buy them?”(Patrick just wants to sleep.)

#patrick kane #jonathan toews #1988 #blackhawks #hockey rpf #chicago blackhawks #kazer #kaner #it's possible i have missed some stuff #it's been so long since i reread anything 1988!#askbox is open for your suggestions on this (╯▽╰ )

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1988 folklore fic recs mini-fest: day 2

cardigan: when you are young, they assume you know nothing

It’s the Magic of Risking Everything by conformityissuicide | 72k | E | Kid Fic |

When Jonny is thirteen he meets a small kid from Buffalo at a hockey tournament.

Then he has a gay crisis, a baby girl, and gets drafted 3rd overall by an Original Six franchise.

When he meets Patrick Kane again at prospect camp he doesn’t feel anything but excitement.

And then it all goes to hell.

NOTES: Oh, the mistakes young people make... Our rec for cardigan couldn’t work if there weren’t some mistakes involved in the story, right? It also wouldn’t have worked without a little bit of angst.

What are some fics that remind y’all of cardigan? Share it with all of us and spread the 1988 love!

#1988 folklore fest #1988 folklore fic recs mini fest #1988 fic rec #1988

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mymcdanno · 5 years

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Hey friend, I know you're a wizard with fics (and your fics are fluffy heaven!), could you recommend some fics where it occurs in another place other than Hawaii? like, Danny and Steve travels to that place and it is there that happens most of the fic. Thank you so much in advance!

awww thank you anon!! i’m sorry, only a few fics came to mind here and maybe they’re not exactly what you’re looking for?? but i hope you enjoy 😘

The Happiest Place on Earth by conformityissuicide

Let the Brocation Commence by kho

What We Did on our Summer Vacation by stellarmeadow

also, guys, feel free to send me recs for these kind of fics because i would love to help anon and read more of them now that i think about it!!❤️

#answered #fic #mcdanno #steve mcgarrett #danny williams

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mcdanno-love-marvey · 7 years

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MCDANNO FIC REC LIST

okay so here’s a whole lot of fics, i tried to get a mixture in so i hope you enjoy xo

SENTINEL/GUIDE FICS

Care and Feeding of Lieutenant Commander Steven J. McGarrett by darkmoore

[It took a parking garage falling onto Steve's head to bring out the Sentinel in him. It took Steve coming online for Danny to be able to claim his place as a Guide. But things are never as easy as they appear to be.]

Sensory Overload by darkmoore

[Steve goes in sensory overload, Danny thinks he can't help and Catherine is about to lose her temper with these two stubborn idiots. Sentinel and Guide relations at their best ... ]

Everything He Wanted by Brumeier

[Danny was a Guide who thought he could never bond, until he was called in to help a Sentinel in distress. And then everything changed.]

You’ve Got The Best Ass by Alliemackenzie28

[Danny is a Guide, but he's having trouble finding a match.]

Back To Back (They Faced Each Other) by harrycrewe

[Danny didn’t even realize that Steve was a sentinel when they first met. That probably said a lot right there about what kind of a guide Danny was.]

Sentinel And Guide by Elayna

[Every fandom needs a couple of Sentinel-fusion rewrites of the first episode, right? This is mine. I've only seen two episodes of The Sentinel, so this is my take on Sentinel fanon as generally found in Sentinel/SG:A fusions. I won't even pretend it's faithful to Sentinel canon, though I tried to not drift too far from H5-0 canon.]

DIFFERENT JOBS AU

Happiness is Homemade by ellievolia and sirona

[It's not easy, running a Jersey-style bakery in Hawai'i. Things get a little easier (and a whole lot more fun) once Danny meets Chin and Kono's friend, the one who enjoys leaning against his glass cases despite all of Danny's dire warnings, and starts food fights for no reason whatsoever.]

A Fielder’s Choice by Carryokee

long af summary but basically the boys are baseball players

Ten Sessions by Leslie_Knope

[In which Danny hurts his knee, Steve is a physical therapist, and their worlds collide.]

A Jug Of Wine, A Trebuchet, and Thou by Siria

[In which Steve and Danny are medieval history professors.]

it's not what you're sure of (it's what you don't know) by somehowunbroken

[Art thief Steve McGarrett and his team come up against FBI Special Agent Danny Williams, and things spin wildly out of control from there.]

UNDERCOVER FICS

Beneath The Trident by kristen999 [Steve and Danny go undercover to investigate the death of a SEAL before a sensitive joint Special Forces’ operation. With Steve as the SEALs' new team leader and Danny as the reporter assigned to shadow him, Danny finally gets to see the hidden depths of the real Lt. Commander McGarrett.]

All The Way by VictoriaAGrey

[Danny has lost count of how many times he and Steve have used the sexual tension between them for undercover work, only for it to be bottled away after the op is over. With Saint Michael as his witness, that ends tonight.]

Ever Since I Met You by mymcdanno

[Written for forgetmenotswhynot on Tumblr, who asked for a day in the life of McDanno.]

SOULMATE AU

Simple Facts by kurikuri [“You don’t want a soulmate,” Steve says, like it’s a fact of life: the sky is blue, his Glock holds twenty-two rounds, and Danny Williams does not want a soulmate.]

A Marked Interest by Chimera01

long af summary but basically Danny ignores his soulmark and he really really should not have

Hit Me With Your Best by Liu

[In hindsight, Danny blames it all on the adrenaline. Since the moment he first looks (and draws a weapon) at McGarrett, his life is a constant swirl of one near-death experience after another, and the adrenaline, sloshing through his veins due to the neverending panic, is absolutely the reason why it takes him a year to realize he’s found his soulmate.]

Uhane Hoa by Amboseus

In a world where people have a mark on their body leading them to their soul mate, Danny is not believing it at all. Ignoring his own mark he lives not thinking about it, until a certain Seal just had to destroy his plans (as always). [Available now from Steve's POV.]

The Boy With The Hibiscus Soul Mark by GeckoGirl89

[When he's a child, Danny frowns every time he looked at the soul mark on his arm. It's some kind of fancy pink flower, painted onto his skin with precise detailing, that Danny doesn't recognize. It would actually make a very nice tattoo. For a girl.]

KID FICS

If You Ever Need Me I’ll Be There by conformityissuicide

[Steve and Danny didn't realize how much they relied on each other. It took months of support and the innocent insights of their two little girls to realize just how much they needed each other.]

JEALOUS FICS

You Changed My World by mymcdanno

[Danny doesn’t like how the people at the bar are looking at Steve.] this fic was actually written for me by main gal who I love to pieces and you should actually just check out all her fics

Green and Red by JaneDavitt

[Danny's not jealous. Much.]

ASSUMED/FAKE DEATH FICS

A House Is Not A Home by writerdragonfly

[Danny is gone and everything is wrong. Steve fails to deal. Or, Danny is forced to play dead and no one bothers to tell Steve it ain't real.]

Shall Pass Through Fire and Water by Zinnith

[Steve is not getting out of that building alive.]

STEVE DEPLOYED FICS

Ain’t Always What It’s Supposed To Be by brahe

[And Danny can't help it, the way his eyes get watery, because he doesn't know how to explain to his daughter that the other half of his life is leaving, shipping out to war and maybe never coming home. Or, Steve gets deployed, and Danny's trying really hard to not turn their lives into a Lifetime movie.]

Meet You On The Other Side by starlit_cities

[It's been 48 days] Steve goes MIA for a little while and yep i cried

Break Upon The Waves by somehowunbroken

[When a case draws Steve back to the SEALs and the life he thought he'd never be pulled back into, he comes to some realizations and has to make a choice.]

Hung Up On You by AlamoGirl80

[There are a couple things Steve didn't count on. Missing Danny this much is one...]

OTHER FICS – mainly just cute af

So Have I Loved You by Brumeier

[LJ Comment Fic for Happy prompt: Any, any/any, the happiest moments in my life have all been since I met you

In which Grace has a surprise for Steve's birthday and there's not a dry eye in the house.]

Forever-Love by paradis

[Danny has to fall in love before he turns thirty-five, or he’s alone for the rest of his life. And not just fall in love, but truly, madly and deeply in love.]

Unfair by mymcdanno

[Written for earthdragon1 on Tumblr, who asked: "I'm a sucker for Emotional!Danny Whump. I'd love to read something where Steve maybe shoots his mouth off then realizes later Danny was really *really* hurt by it, like maybe even cried because of it, and then he kinda falls all over himself trying in his Steve-way to make it up to him."]

Kauoha by ember_firedrake

[Hawaii Five-0/Ella Enchanted fusion. Danny is cursed with obedience. He must obey any order given to him.]

Resolutions by delighted

[Steve makes a New Year’s Resolution to hug Danny every day until he can work up the courage to kiss him instead.]

If You Die I’ll Kill You by tailoredshirt

[Steve decides to participate in the Death Race, an extreme obstacle course/competition so intense that very few even finish. Naturally, Danny is violently opposed to this idea.]

PINING

Comfort In The Waiting Room by mermaid

[After two years as partners and friends, it's no secret that Steve and Danny care about each other. But when Grace undergoes emergency surgery, Danny is stunned to discover just how deep those feelings run.]

If The Morning Light Ever Calls You Backwards by stellarmeadow [Steve's been waiting for Danny to leave him for Rachel for months. Now he's convinced it's happening.]

Pitching Woo by SBG

[In which Danny pitches (and then accidentally catches) woo.]

Legacy by stellarmeadow

[One story that weaves throughout all the eps in season 7.]

That Constantly Strange Geography by OfALaurel

[In the aftermath of their fishing-hijacking adventure, Danny grapples with the feelings he already knows he harbors for Steve, and Steve grapples with Danny’s obstinacy and selective blindness. Pining, frustration, and misguided matchmaking ensue.]

Home is Just Another Word For You by morganoconner [It's not that Danny misses his partner; that would be ridiculous. Maybe it's just heartburn.]

MARRIAGE FOR CONVENIENCE

hoʻokāne by Siria

[As active as Danny's imagination was, however, as strong as all his fears could be at the thoughts of his little girl being taken away from him again, he'd forgotten to factor in one very important element: Steve.]

PRE-SLASH

Overwhelmed by dawnchsr

[Coda to episode 2.15- Danny and Steve have to come to grips with what happened in the wake of Grace's kidnapping. Note: Pre-slash Steve/Danny] so they don’t get together in this one but it’s one of my fave ever mcdanno fics – warning it contains super sad Danny.

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grittyreadsfic · 3 years

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hello my friends, one singular person asked for this weeks ago so i’m here with my most unhinged rec list yet: tk and nolan.

now, this one was hard to reign in, so i really didn’t. this pairing had maybe 230 fics in the tag when i first started reading hockey fic, and it’s now over 900, and i’ve read far too many of them, and that makes it so hard to parse it down. so i just...didn't!

so with that said, please enjoy so you want to get into tknp: a beginners guide to a classic case of idiots to lovers

i told myself that i couldn’t rec an author’s entire body of work but then i remembered this is my blog and i do what i want, so i did some consolidating. here’s a list of the quintessential authors for this pairing, you can start at any of their profiles and pick any of their fics at random, and it’ll be one of the best ones for the pairing, hands down.

therainbowsedge: i’d start with the summer camp fic, or the sex toys one, as both beautifully capture the true idiots to lovers nature of this pairing, but just top tier writing all around

manybumblebees: the wedding fic is so tender and port stanley is a classic, but literally pick any single fic and you’ll have a perfect tknp fic. i’m not kidding

jamesvanriemsdick: their tknp fics in their series are some of the hidden gems of this pairing (the tk heartbeat fic makes me LOSE it) but the delaware fic or the seattle fic…..there’s really something for every mood

catchascatchcan: start with era of gods because i could write literal essays on how it’s some of the best fantasy worldbuilding i’ve ever read, but then just read everything else on their account, including non tknp fics. you won’t regret it

hackysack: ao3 user hackysack has written one of two timeloop fics that i absolutely adore, and i thought about just calling that one out in particular, but all of their work deserves the attention

canary: nothing to prove was the first tknp fic i ever read and i was immediately hooked. all of their fics are a good starting place for the pairing, and just really give you a feeling for the pairing

and now, for the fic recs!

to be, despite it all by smudgedfreckles

summary: or, nolan patrick’s gender thesis, by travis konecny.

why i love it: there’s not a lot ofo nonbinary characters in media, even in fic, but this fic’s treatment of nolan and their path to figuring out their gender just feels so real and made me feel so seen. tk’s characterization is also just top notch, and it’s just a super sweet story about two people who love each other

last ones standing by makeit_takeit

summary: If you’re committed to finding your future spouse, reads the last line of the ad, and are ready to look at yourself and your love life in a whole new way, apply now.

At the bottom of the ad there’s a link, and Travis finds his finger hovering over the screen, lip still caught between his teeth.

“I mean,” he says very reasonably, speaking out loud to his empty apartment like some sort of possibly-crazy person, “just applying doesn’t mean anything. Maybe I just fill it out, and see what happens. It’s not like I’m really gonna get picked to be on TV, come on.”

He snorts out loud, just to show his apartment he hasn’t lost his grip on reality or anything; he fully understands how ludicrous that would be.

Then he clicks the link anyway, because yolo or whatever.

why i love it: what part of a married at first sight fic doesn’t make you want to immediately dive right in? the concept is fun, the execution is absolutely flawless, and it captures their dynamic so well while letting it develop naturally

motivation by connectknee

summary: Kevin knows when to back off, the article said. He knows just when to shut up and leave Patty alone, something Travis has never known how to do.

why i love it: the thing i love about this pairing is that tk is loud and in your face, and nolan’s more reserved, a little quieter, a little harder to read. this fic does a really great job of exploring how tk could feel like maybe he’s just a bit too much and is one of my favorites in terms of miscommunication

a tenderness grows by rusesdeguerre

summary: Nolan wouldn’t say that landing a job as the Philadelphia Flyers’ psychotic and probably clinically insane mascot was a childhood dream of his. Maybe tangentially: playing pond hockey in –30°C weather and pretending to be Sidney Crosby is practically a rite of passage when you grow up in Manitoba. That, and experiencing the distinct displeasure that is thousands of mosquitoes sucking your blood out when your father drags you on a father-son camping trip into the backwoods of the northern Canadian Prairies.

why i love it: this was the first fic i recced on this blog, and i stand by that decision. a fic where nolan is not only not a hockey player, but is in fact the person in the gritty suit? absolutely perfect, and so charming from start to finish

meet me at my window by springsteen

summary: Travis has lived in Philadelphia for a few years now, long enough to know there isn’t a major city in America where superheroes don’t destroy an entire city block trying to save humanity or whatever. He can deal with all the super-shit, but Travis did not sign up for getting woken up from a deep sleep because some fucker’s trying to break in through his window.

(5 times the super-villain known as "The Cat" breaks into Travis's apartment, plus 1 time Travis invites him in.)

why i love it: there’s a lot of things to love here, but the concept is just absolutely one of my all time favorite aus ever. it’s fun and charming and the perfect glimpse into a world where heroes and villains exist, and what it’s like just to be a run of the mill kind of guy existing in it. tk and nolan’s back and forth in this make it so engaging, and it’s such a top tier fic

body’s in trouble by cloudsandpassingevents

summary: “Oh, sorry,” someone says. “Didn’t know anyone else was here.”

Nolan freezes, then turns around very slowly. When he looks up, Nicklas fucking Backstrom is standing behind him in a hoodie and baggy sweats, holding the biggest bag of Swedish Fish Nolan’s ever seen in his life in one hand.

“Uh,” Nolan says around the pop tart between his teeth. “Yeah.”

What the fuck, his brain helpfully supplies.

why i love it: from nolan’s inner voice, to the way the author explores all the dynamics within the team, to the way they write the unexpected but actually, it kind of makes sense friendship between nolan and backstrom, is just absolutely fantastic. there’s a lot of moments that circle back and build on each other in a way that really just makes it super compelling

rhizomatic foundations by lighthousetowers

summary: Twenty days after he moves in with Kevin Hayes, twenty days – three months, five months, depending on how you look at it – after not talking to TK, TK shows up at the front door with a plant the size of a basketball in his hands.

TK grins. "Patty, meet Reginald." He lifts up the plant. "Reggie, meet Patty. He's going to be your new - caretaker."

"What the fuck," says Nolan, not moving a single muscle.

Or: That Nolan can hear the plant talk might as well just happen.

why i love it: this is probably my favorite magical realism fic just about ever. it’s fun and charming and a little weird, but in the best possible way. there’s such a wonderful narrative in it, and lighthousetowers always has such beautiful writing, and it really shines in this one. the dialogue and nolan’s characterization are also part of what set it apart for me as one of the best tknp fics

in the dark of any town by mengetpegged

summary: If the voice has an accent at all, it’s a flat prairie Canadian, with none of G’s French-Canadian softness at the edges. But mostly, the accent is just ‘pissed off,’ which TK believes is a default setting for ghosts.

“Who are you?” TK asks, and he doesn’t like how strained his voice sounds, doesn’t like the tinge of anxiety tinting the rise of his question. He tries to regulate his breaths—in through his nose, hold, out through his mouth—but it feels like he’s not getting enough oxygen, which makes him panic even more.

“Someone with a fucking migraine, dickhead,” the voice says. “So keep the lights off and shut the hell up.”

(or: Nolan Patrick, Hotel X Ghost)

why i love it: i’m usually not super into ghost fics, both the spooky kind and the nonspooky kind, but this one is a rare exception. it’s charming and fun and tender and it’s got some of, in my opinion, the best characterization of tk and nolan in any fic. the way the author writes their dynamic and their dialogue is just unmatched

lets_make_this_moment_a_crime.mp3 by honeydripping

summary: Travis meets Nolan at a Midtown show in 2002 when he punches Nolan in the face. He can’t help it, “Like A Movie” just goes off.

But he does feel guilty about it.

TK and Patty work at a bakery together. They go to punk shows to pass the time.

why i love it: idk if anyone asked for an early 2000s emo/punk/alt au but wow! i sure am glad it exists! really the vibes of this fic, as silly as that sounds, are absolutely unmatched. i love the structure with the music, the development of their relationship, and just everything about how the author wrote the setting (there’s this whole thing with tattoos in it that makes me feel absolutely insane)

you’re ripped at every edge by you’re a masterpiece by conformityissuicide

summary: “Ugh, look, this yoga teacher has it out for me, man. And I can’t go back there without at least having some of the basics down. I’ve got to win this battle.”

“Yoga isn’t really something you win at,” Hartsy starts.

Travis cuts him off, “You can win at anything if you try hard enough.”

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OR that time Nolan's a grumpy yoga teacher and Travis realizes he wants to bone him and prove him wrong about Travis' non-existent yoga abilities.

why i love it: listen, if you want tknp, at least one of them has to be an idiot, and this tk absolutely captures the obliviousness i love to see in him in fic. it’s such a great characterization of them both and such a great concept (and even better execution)

you form a terror pack (and i’m aware of that) by dalmatienne

summary: “Can I help you?” TK snarks, both eyebrows hiked up in a way that has earned her many elbow checks to the ribs.

The chick looks down her nose, long thick eyelashes fluttering. Red-bitten lips part to blow a florid pink bubble and TK can smell the chemical sweetness when it pops.

“Yeah,” she says in this monotonous voice that seems almost at odds with her bubble gum and neon skates. She jams her stopper into TK’s thigh again, literally inches away from where it’d really hurt. “Tie ‘em.”

why i love it: to be honest, i generally don’t read rule 63 within hrpf, but this one is just absolutely knocks it out of the park. the concept (i fuckin’ love roller derby), the characterization of nolan, the pacing, the rituals, the tone of the entire fic, it’s just all around a perfect read from start to finish

thrills and grills by bitter_leaf

summary: Travis can’t even begin to wonder what he did in a previous life to incur the wrath of this fucking cook. Travis thinks he’s a nice person, doesn’t conduct himself in any way that could be considered particularly dickish, and unless this guy has some sort of issue with hockey bros or people from the boonies, he’s not sure how he started shit without even knowing.

Patty has a vendetta. Travis just wants to eat his eggs in peace.

why i love it: honestly this is the enemies to lovers fic i’ve been waiting for. i remember seeing the reddit post when it first went viral and thinking it would make such a great fic premise, so stumbling across this one was just so wonderful. super engaging and fun and so hilarious to read!

nothing but room for you by fightingfuries

summary: When his agent tells him he’s going to be traded to the Devils, Nolan isn't sure how he feels about it. Might be easier if he was going somewhere farther away, like California or fucking Florida. Somewhere sun-soaked and foreign. Someplace so different from Philadelphia that he can forget he ever played for the Flyers, forget everything that happened there.

Or Nolan fucks up, gets traded, gets his shit together and falls in love. Not necessarily in that order.

why i love it: i cannot stress to you how much i love trade fics, and this one is one of my absolute favorites. the trade to the devils-so close to philly, still, but there’s more to distance than physical miles-was such an excellent choice and the split timeline adds so much to the narrative, and the emotions are real and messy and complicated in the best way

a couple of runaways (i’m glad you stayed) by overturnedgoal

summary: The person in the video he’s watching is super annoying. Some obnoxious holier than thou granola type who keeps talking about their environmental impact as if they aren’t driving a gas guzzler around, but the basic idea of living in a van, driving around wherever, camping all the time, just going hiking and swimming and seeing the whole country? It sounds pretty dope, honestly.

why i love it: i like to watch tours and conversions of vans/buses into tiny homes as a self soothing method, and this fic has the same impact that watching those do. it’s such a fun concept, and it’s so fuckin’ soft, and the dialouge between tk and nolan is just *chef’s kiss*

all candor and style in the crook of your smile by p3trichor

summary: It’s a photo of Nolan on his knees with someones’ fingers in his mouth, lips slick with spit. Travis flicks by it almost too fast and he’s only got seconds to decide if he wants to screenshot it, if he wants to just give up the ghost right then and there. Except Travis’s phone freezes momentarily and then the group refreshes, sidcros87, Bert59 and 14 others took a screenshot!

It’s gone before Travis even has time to process it and he already wasted his replay of the day on a stupid video of a stupid fish that Hayes caught.

Can you send me that screenshot Travis texts Bertuzzi before he can overthink it, his dick already stirring in his sweats. Tuzzi sends back the cry-laughing emoji and then the screenshot before Travis can be too annoyed at him.

Or, Nolan is being weird about Travis's break-up and TK is maybe not straight.

why i love it: i genuinely don’t think i have words for the amount i love this fic. it took me forever to actually read, but it’s absolutely one of my favorite fics, and it’s an absolutely riot to read. carter’s meddling and the presence of tyler bertuzzi both make it extra fun, in my humble opinion

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fenweak · 6 years

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hockey? what hockey? a 1988 fic rec

Where Jonny and/or Pat are ordinary guys with ordinary jobs and they still fall in love. Because self-help is reading AUs. ★ are personal faves

short: ~2k words

medium: 2k-20k words

long: 20k-60k

novel length : 60k~

Actors & Performers

It'll Take You Up or Down (chatfic) by puckling - former child actor!Pat

like a heartbeat drives you mad ★- teen | medium | actor!Pat, agent Jonny | pretend relationship

When the Stars Align by liveinfury - teen | medium | rival actors Pat and Jon

88 Dates - medium | actor Pat, accountant Jonny | The Bachelor AU

warm hands series by Caivallon ★ - explicit | long | ballet dancer Pat |

you got a look in your eyes by elenamichaels - explicit | medium | ballet dancer Pat

mime out by hazel - explicit | medium | mime!Jonny, office guy Pat

Animal-related

Pavlov? It Rings a Bell by conformityissuicide - mature | medium | Pat is a dog-trainer

The Bee's Knees by dragons_and_angels - gen | medium | beekeeper Pat

Shell Out by jezziejay - short | Pat works at a pet store, office guy Jonny

good things come to those who bait by thundersquall ★ - teen | medium | fishermen Jon and Pat | hilarity | ft. sid/geno

Architect

perfect match by thundersquall - explicit | long | architect Pat, lawyer Jon | online dating

private passions secret storms series by CoffeeKristin, Frosting50 - explicit | novel length | architect Jon, stay at home dad Pat | mpreg, infidelity

This Is What A Love Song Sounds Like by fourfreedoms ★ - explicit | medium | architect Pat, startup guy Jon | highschool reunion AU

Baker

the kazer dick cake fic of shame and glory series by Celly1995 - explicit | long | baker!Pat | awkward post-hookup encounter

No Assembly Required ★ - mature | medium | baker Pat, flower shop owner Jon | mail order bride AU

Barista/Coffeeshop

a real grind by thisissirius - teen | medium | Starbucks barista Pat

coffee's for closers - explicit | medium | coffeeshop owner Pat, Jon is the customer he's crushing on

Cool Beans, Bro - explicit | long | Pat owns a coffee shop named "Stanley (cup)", office guy Jon | ft. barista Segs

like a caffeine rush by hawkeytime (jayyloo) - teen | medium | cafe owner stat genius Pat | soul bond

Looking for a rhythm like you by tictactoews - explicit | medium | cafe owner Jon, teacher Pat

Morning Commute by CoffeeKristin - gen | short | barista at a deli Pat, office guy Jon

sounds like hallelujah by fadeastride - mature | medium | Starbucks barista Pat, lawyer Jon | the one where he always gets Jon's name wrong

Today's Special by jonnyhustle - teen | short | Starbucks barista Pat

(when the moon hits your eye) Like a Big Pizza Lie by jezziejay ★ - teen | medium | barista Jon, student architect /restorator Pat | in Rome!

Bartender/ Clubs

Body Shots - explicit | medium | bartender Pat

Beer League MVP (among other things) - teen | medium | bartender Pat | misunderstandings

Just What I Ordered by phuckphace - mature | medium | bartender Jonny

ShimmerGlisten by Frosting50 - explicit | short | bar owner Pat, office guy Jonny

The Barrister and the Bartender by AnthemGlass - explicit | medium | bartender Pat, lawyer Jon

The Places You Will Be From by eberbae, hatrickane ★ - explicit | novel length | bartenders Pat and Jon | enemies to lovers

too dark in this bar tonight by midnightrambles - mature | medium | bottle server Pat

more under the cut

Caddy

If You Were Real by toewsyourheart - explicit | medium | caddy!Pat, Prince Jonny

off green mulligan by Pinkmanite - explicit | medium | caddy!Pat

Chef

all we can eat - mature | medium | chef/restaurateur Jonny, food critic!pat

so i let my walls come down, down by thundersquall ★ - explicit | medium | chef/restaurateur Jonny

Entrepreneur/Shop Owner

53rd Street Shinny by taliahale - teen | medium | rival hockey store owners jonny and pat | You've Got Mail AU

Baby, It's Hot Outside by toewsyourheart ★ - gen | medium | popsicle vendor!pat, editor!jonny

Hot Diggity Dog by creampuffer - teen | medium | hotdog stand owner!Pat | office guy Jonny

Home Grown or Five Times Jonny Read Patrick’s Sign (and One Time Patrick Read Jonny’s) by CoffeeKristin - teen | medium | plant nursery owner!Pat

Locally Sourced or Five Times Jonny Didn't Want Kaner's Sausage (and One Time He Did) by CoffeeKristin ★ - teen | medium | rival farmer's market concessionaires AU | pat sells gourmet sausages, jon sells the healthy stuff

The face he can't forget by CoffeeKristin - explicit | long | fishing shop owner Jonny | Notting Hill AU

Whole Hearted by CoffeeKristin - gen | Pat runs his dad's pretzel shop, Jon owns a hippie chiropractic center

"Will It Blend?" series by Celly1995 ★ - explicit | long | smoothie shop owner Jon

Every Little Thing He Does (is magic) by jezziejay (WIP) - teen | long | hippie shop owner Jon, local police chief Kaner |

Farm/Ranch

farmer au series by toewsyourheart ★ - medium | farmer Jonny, police Pat | Jonny's organic corn is missing

the road less traveled by thundersquall - medium | farm owner Jonny

Hide Your Face So The World Will Never Find You (Paper Faces On Parade) by huntersandangels - mature | long | farm owner Jonny, rich guy in disguise Pat

how the heat series by allthebros - explicit | medium | farmhands Jon and Pat | a/b/o

state of grace - explicit | long | farm owner Jon, horse trainer Pat | estranged childhood sweethearts

Wild Stallions: A Love Story - explicit | medium | ranch workers Pat and Jon

Firefighter

(You) Turn The Temperature Higher by hawkeytime ★ - teen | medium | volunteer firefighter Jon

firefighter!Jonny AU ficlet - short | firefighter Jon

Flight Attendant

Sky High or Five Times Jonny Didn't Join the Mile High Club (And One Time He Did) by CoffeeKristin - explicit | medium | flight attendant!Pat, business

Home Improvement (?)

Between the Pipes - explicit | medium | home renovator Jonny, teacher Pat | reality TV

how does your garden grow? - teen | medium | landscaper!Jonny, app developer!Pat

Hotel/Accommodations

Cozy Windmill Inn series ★ by ukiyo91 - mature | long | Jonny runs a b&b, Pat is a theater actor

Journalists

[Buzz]Feed My Flame by toewsyourheart - mature | medium | buzzfeed writer!Pat, book editor! Jonny

nobody quite like you by rightnow - explicit | medium | reporter Pat

say something by hawkeytime (jayyloo) - mature | medium | war journalist Pat, Prince Jon in the military

Strung Out on Heaven's High (hitting an all-time low) by jezziejay ★ - mature | long | beat reporter! Kaner

You Give Love A Bad Name - explicit | medium | sex columnist Jon, sex shop worker Pat

anorgasmic girl!Kaner tag by fourfreedoms - explicit | medium | follow up here | writers Pat and Jon | rule!63

Lawyers/Legal

bona fides series by demotu - explicit | medium | lawyer!Jonny | one night stand

Carve His Name With Pride - long | paralegal!Jonny| mpreg | the one where they have a son who becomes an NHL goalie

Halifax Privateers series by electrumqueen - mature | novel length | lawyer Jonny, media guy Pat | they came out as teens and never got drafted AU

safe to shore by empathapathique ★ - explicit | medium | lawyer Jonny, writer Pat | or, the estranged husbands AU | angst

this will be our year (took a long time to come) by hazel - mature | medium | lawyers jon and pat

Librarian

kiss and ride in the cta, podfic by exmanhater - explicit | medium | librarian Jon, law student Pat | meet cute at the CTA

This Love Is Be and End All, podfic by exmanhater - teen | medium | librarian Pat | the one with the Blackhawks Book Club

We Could Turn the Pages - gen | medium | librarian Jon who gives Pat a hard time

Models

Patrick Kane does not date models - short | photographer Pat, model Jon

That's Fashion, Baby by anilad - mature | medium | male models Jon and Pat

Model!Jonny series by CitrusVanille - teen | medium | male model Jon

You Make It Look Good ★ - explicit | long | model Jon, photographer Pat

Medical Professionals

baby, be with me (so happily) - medium | midwife!Pat, not a hockey player Jon | Pat assists on the birth of Jon's nephew

we were in flames ★ - long | mature | MD Jon, musician Pat | college sweethearts

Bad Case of Loving You by ukiyo91, yukonecho ★- mature | medium | team doctor!Jonny

I was told love is blind (but he can see fine, when he's looking at me) by Aria_Masterson1153 - sports physician Pat | massage porn

Muscle Stim by sahiya ★- explicit | medium | physical therapist Jon

Taut by hatrickane - explicit | medium | physical therapist Jon

The Fifth Time’s the Charm - mature | medium | athletic trainer Pat

Theoretical Maximum Tolerated Dose by fourfreedoms ★ - explicit | medium | MDs Jon and Pat in a research hospital

untold stories of the er series by toewsyourheart - teen | medium | RN Pat, MD Jonny

Won't You Swim With Me? by midnightrambles - gen | medium | MD Pat

Got Your Back by Prialee (WIP) - teen | long | RN Pat, law student Jonny who has cancer | 50/50 AU

Military

and live honorably - teen | medium | army!Pat | coming home

Scratch Lottery Ticket Life by dedougal - teen | medium | peace-keeping force Pat and Jon

So Lift Those Heavy Eyelids by SimoneClouseau ★ - explicit | medium | fighter pilots Jon and Pat | alien invasion | open ending

all my edges are exposed - mature | medium | army Pat and Jon | generation kill AU

Your Faded Arrangements by ukiyo91 - mature | medium | war vet Jon

trace your path between the stars by thundersquall ★ - explicit | medium | space military a/b/o!!!!

Musicians

About Today by ukiyo91, yukonecho - explicit | medium | rock star pat, manager Jonny

concentrating on falling apart ★ - mature | medium | rival rock band stars Jonny and Pat | angst

Cup Champs by my99centdreams - explicit | long | jon and pat are in a rock band

Notes in a Minor Cord by Bellaphant - teen | medium | popstar Pat, bodyguard Jonny

throw caution to the wind (and start over again) - teen | medium | street musician Jon

In My Blood and In My Bones + Nothing Sweet or Gentle by fourfreedoms - explicit | medium | nanny Jon, band guitarist Pat

(Generic) Office Guys

the show goes on by hazel ★ - explicit | medium | officemates Jon and Pat, they’re in data entry | podfic

Waiting Room by heartstrings - teen | medium | officemates Jon and Pat, web designer Pat, graphic designer Jon | post-anesthesia shenanigans

Same Time, Same Place by brutti_ma_buoni- explicit | medium | office guy Jonny, in the plastics business

Police & Agents

a bad case of loving you series (unfinished WIP) - long | CIA agents Jonny and Pat

A Real Actual Live Cop by jonnyhustle - teen | medium | police!jonny, Kaner thinks he's a stripper

Go, Johnny, Go - explicit | medium | police!Jonny | speeding ticket shenanigans

i'm bound to walk away these blues by leah k (blinkiesays) ★ - mature | medium | police!Pat, mountie!Jonny | inter-country buddy cop fic, ft. TJ Oshie

It Always Feels Like Somebody's Watching Me by Mullsandmutts - mature | long | police!Pat | whodunit

Make His Brown Eyes Blue ★ by jezziejay - teen | medium | FBI agent Jonny, thief Patrick | can't recommend this fic highly enough

maybe all you need is someone to trust by alwaysbuddy - mature | medium | secret agents AU | kingsman AU

Perfect Pull by MajaLi - mature | medium | police Jon and Pat | coffee-related romance

tell me something I need to know - mature | medium | police Jon, prostitute (?) Kaner

Politics

first gentleman of canada tag by kanerboo ★ - Prime Minister of Canada Jon, First Gentleman Kaner | established relationship

The Minister and Foreign Affairs by jezziejay - teen | medium | Canadian Minister for Sport Jon, tea guy Patrick | Love Actually AU

Priest

Be Thou My Ally by ingenius ★- explicit | medium | priest of Aphrodite!Pat | +podfic

Double Bind by blue_spruce ★ - mature | long | priest Pat | angst

Secretaries & Assitants

his executive assistant! by hazel - mature | medium | exec. assistant! Jon, genius millionaire engineer Pat

deep in my bones, I can feel you (take me back to a time only we knew) by gasmsinc - explicit | long | secretary to the mob!Patrick, mob boss Jonny

we're looking for something dumb to do by hatrickane - mature | medium | assistant Pat, publisher Jonny | The Proposal AU

Ice-cream Castles in the Air by jezziejay ★ - mature | long | personal assistant to a football player Pat, entrepreneur Jon | sweet home alabama AU | bah gawd have your tissues ready for this one

Strip Clubs, Sex Work & Porn

baby, you could have whatever you like by jessus - teen | medium | street hooker Pat, high-class escort Jon

i don't play hard to get (i play to get you hard) by hawkeytime (jayyloo) - explicit | medium | pornstars Jon and Pat

I'm So Glad You Called by bergamotandbone (corpsereviver2) ★ - mature | short | phone sex worker Pat, roomie Jonny

Julia Roberts Sits in a Throne of Lies (abandoned WIP) - nc-17 | long | rentboy Jonny | still very funny

never ever learned to read or write so well - explicit | medium | rentboy Jonny

The Past We Left Behind by PensToTheEnd - explicit | long | runaway rentboy Pat

Oh, Pool Boy! by RRsummers - explicit | medium | porn stars Jon and Pat

amateur porn

pictures of lily by gasmsinc - medium | porn stars Jon and Pat

Talk Dirty to Me by liveinfury (lotionbottle) - explicit | medium | phone sex operator Pat

The Way You Drink Your Coffee by sabrina_il (marina) - explicit | long | professional dom Pat

we were made to win by heartstrings ★ - explicit | long | attempt at amateur porn | best friends to lovers

Make You Crazy Over My Touch by liveinfury - explicit | long | porn star Jon, fluffer Pat

Candy Kane, podfic by rscreighton - businessman Jon, stripper Pat

Just Another Love Story - explicit | medium | pole boy Pat

Retail

Romance Can Blossom Any Old Time by Celly1995 - mature | long | retail elves Jon and Pat

Sale Agreed by jezziejay - medium | salesman Pat | Jon is in love with his vacuum cleaner

I have Died Everyday by jezziejay - medium | part-time cashiers Jon and Pat | pretend relationship

what i did on my summer vacation by hazel - explicit | medium | summertime emporium cashiers Jon and Pat

the kids are alright - explicit | long | Pat works at a sporting goods store, peewee coach Jonny

Other Services

Baby, You Can Wash My Car or Five Times Jonny Doesn't Get His Car Washed (and One Time He Does) by CoffeeKristin - teen | medium | car wash guy Pat, reg office guy Jon

move the pieces until we fit - explicit | long | supermarket cashier/waiter Pat | angst

Try to Know the Unavoidable Thing - explicit | long | small town waiter Pat

Salon Personnel

Chicago MoHawks ★ - gen | medium | barber!Jonny

Tailor

Provenance by fourfreedoms ★ - mature | medium | vampire tailor Jonny

Tech

Expected Result by hatrickane ★ - mature | medium | software/app guy Pat, client Jonny

had to start somewhere - explicit | medium | video game developer!Pat, millionaire philantropist Jonny | hookups

Teachers

Elementary by Mythisea - explicit | medium | elementary school teacher Jon, community volunteer Pat

22 by aohatsu - teen | medium | teacher Jon | bodyswitching, soulmates

keep buying the stars by medusacascade22 - explicit | medium | high school teacher Jon, student Pat

Like Dropped Puffapod Beans by allthebros - teen | short | (Hogwarts) professors Jon and Pat

Banned by Vitula - teen | medium | explicit | teacher Jonny | they meet in an online forum

so show me family series by livingoutofcases, rightnow - mature | long | kindergarten teacher Pat

the one with the baby yentas series by forochel - explicit | long | kindergarten teacher Pat

The Reeducation of Misters Kane and Toews by jezziejay ★ - teen | medium | teacher Jon | ft. guest star Derek Jeter | + bonus timestamp

A Story With Intrigue by Frosting50 - 5 imagined times Patrick and Jonny meet (cute) in alternate universes, and one time it happens for real.

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