[ ♡ / ♢ ] Android!Funtime Freddy x Reader hcs.
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» funtime freddy is programmed with basic first-aid knowledge, so you can go to him if any of the other funtime animatronics maul you. which is kinda the reason how you ended up becoming… sort of friends? but even that was pushing it, considering he could have killed you any time he wanted to, he just chose not to. bon-bon had told you it’s because he likes you - you didn’t know at the time if that was a good thing, or not.
» your second meeting had happened during work hours on your another night at the circus-slash-pizza place. your shift started out badly, and ended up becoming even worse. because of that other funtime android (foxy) who’d nearly caught and dragged you away, your leg was basically a fountain of blood with deep bite and scratch marks after managing to escape him. you could barely move, but leaving the underground building hadn’t been an option.
» funtime freddy would find you huddled in the breaker room, and bring you to a first-aid area - on the shelves which it had the medicine cabinet - to bandage up the big, gaping gash in your leg. it wasn’t your first encounter with him (he had scared you to near death back then), but you were still on your toes.
» he has a habit of talking to you in a baby-talk voice mode that almost, unintentionally, sounds patronizing, in that same way one would talk to a kid throwing a temper tantrum. “Aww, wh-what’s wrong, birthday p-pal?” it’s only faux-concern, he was barely hiding a smirk on his expression when he asked as you were writhing and crying on the floor (yeah, you got attacked earlier by foxy, so the wound was, quite clearly, still hurting. didn’t stop this guy from from teasing you though.)
» while funtime freddy prefers to cause pain and death, you’re the only human he won’t try to kill. not only is he one of the more aggressive animatronics, he has violent and erratic mood swings, even more so than someone like toy bonnie or springtrap.
» he is very physically affectionate, and has the strength of ten wrestlers. maybe more.
» he is so loud - loud footsteps, loud voice, and he slams doors and drawers instead of gently closing them. but somehow if you’re asleep near him, he is, surprisingly, deathly quiet. how considerate of him to do that, at least.
» what isn’t considerate is the fact he just loves giving you a good scare whenever he can. he hasn’t stopped even after the first time. intentionally or not. whether you’re just a little bit startled, or if you’re terrified to the point of being ingrained to the ‘freeze’ option in a ‘flight or fight’ response, it makes no difference to freddy. you’re hilarious to him, either way.
» in one instance you almost slipped on some blood on the floor of the funtime auditorium, because he’d forgotten to throw the corpse into the vents when he was done ‘dealing’ with them. oops.
» and speaking of deathly quiet, wherever he’s keeping you, this freaky bear-droid wants to stay with you even when you’re asleep, so you end up precisely with this type of situation:
reader: *slowly opening eyes and waking up from a nap*
funtime freddy, who was watching them sleep the entire time: 👀
reader: SHRIEKING
» he loves cake, even though he can’t actually eat it, because… limitations of being a robot.
» he knows you’re very forgetful, so both him and bon-bon leave you secret sticky notes in the bag you carry around.
» he has terrible separation anxiety, so it’s hard to get alone-time away from him. it takes some convincing and persuasion that you have a job to do, amongst other responsibilities you can’t neglect, although it doesn’t really work in most cases. “What do yo-o-ou mean b-by other r-responsibilities? You should just st-stay here with me and B-bon-bon!”
» at least the aforementioned blue puppet is there to keep him in check, and keep him company to avoid him going completely off the rails.
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(a/n: funfred is a bit of a closet yandere, but i think that’s a given. oh yeah, i’ve got an obvious favoritism for ‘im. <3)
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[ ♡ / ♢ ] Android!Funtime Foxy x Reader hcs.
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» funtime foxy is overly-dramatic, androgynous, and a bit of a diva.
» he loves performing for children, but he becomes very shy if he has to interact with others or if he’s on stage with the other animatronics. but if there are no children to entertain during the night, then he’ll perform a show for the one-man audience; meaning you.
» even if you ask him to do something as ridiculous as the macarena, the spinning starts before you can even finish your sentence while he exclaims, “oh, what a fun choice!” (there is no spinning in the macarena dance. he doesn’t even know what that is.)
» funtime foxy is normally reserved, and somewhat impassive around other animatronics.
» can’t resist checking himself out in literally every mirror he passes by. you just have to deal with it. he’s one of those guys who just can’t stop running his hand through his hair all the time and fiddling with it.
» he likes sewing clothes. he’s quite proficient at it, too.
» it’s normally not your job, but he lets you put eyeliner on him before one of his shows - actually, he wants it to be you instead of one of the other workers.
» you’ve tried to ask if you can give him a different name to differentiate him from his counterparts at fazbear’s pizzeria and fredbear’s diner, but he refused, preferring ‘foxy’ as his real name.
» when it comes to strangers, he tends to have the behavior of a frightened, rabid dog whose bite hurts like hell and bleeds like a water fountain. for a fox-type of android, he has some pretty wicked sharp teeth. don’t try to sneak up on him to play the ‘guess who’ game by covering his eyes from behind, because there’s a real chance of him accidentally violently lashing out in panic. he wouldn’t ever forgive himself should he hurt you in any capacity.
» he’s isolated from the outside world, so introduce him to new music and broadway musicals. reciting the same song and dance for the children becomes droll after a while, so he’d really like what you would show to him.
» seriously, if you’re just sitting, chilling on the floor with your ipod, he’ll saunter his way over to you and make himself comfortable in your lap. his audio receptors can pick up on the sound waves from the earbuds just fine, but you’ll end up sharing/wearing them with him anyway.
» he has a particular fondness for britney spears and green day, but his favorite song would be mr. brightside. you’re a little confused in his taste for music, but you don’t judge.
» he has a knack for making people mad for the fun of it. you’re not sure if he does it intentionally, or by accident just with his over-the-top personality.
» funtime foxy has feelings for you long before he’ll have the guts to let you know. he’ll flirt and dance around his feelings, but he’s too shy to actually be upfront and honest.
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