floyb who is your ex from college that you broke up with bc he cheated on you
floyb who hits you up bc he says he "just wants to talk" and "misses you"
floyb who is currently blowing your back out on his couch bc he may not have done shit right in your relationship but he sure knew how to do this right and hOLY SHIT when did he learn to do that
floyb who youve fallen into a fwb dynamic with
floyb who... gets you roses? ...wtf
WHY
why is he giving you sea themed jewlery.
why are you meeting his parents
wtf floyd, you didnt even do this when we WERE dating.
also when tf did he move in to your apartment
no like seriously when tf did this happen, one day he wasnt here and the next you realise hes been living with you for weeks
floyb who loves cooking for you esp when he gets to see your happy face in the morning right as you wake up only to see he made you your fave breakfast food.
floyb who tries to spend all of his free time wrapped around you to make sure you wont leave him again.
floyb who spent the year after your break up in denial abt missing you by playing around with the other little guppies
floyb who becomes increasingly more agitated when he realises the guppies around him cant compare to your pretty smile and cute laugh and kind eyes and small hands and...
floyb who realises hes mad bc they arent you
floyb who also realises he may still be in love with you.
floyb who stalks you online before moving to irl stalking
floyb who has been watching you for years but was too much of a coward to talk to you until he notices you becoming closer to a male coworker of yours
floyb who ruins you for any other man bc his trying so desperately to be the perfect man for you
-lily anon
FLOYB!!!!!!!!! 🥺 he just wants to be better for his Shrimpy... doing all of the things he couldn't do when you were dating and the fwb is a great cover-up to hide the real intent behind every sweet gesture. Why are you getting so suspicious of him when he cooks meals for you? He's making this for himself, too. Or the roses. The vase has been empty for a while. He got them so you could brighten up the room. Isn't that what you said you wanted last week: flowers to put in the vase? Or when he takes you to meet his parents. He just didn't want to be bored on his own or have to sit through dinner without something exciting to talk about.
Cooking for you, caring for you, stalking you, living alongside you... it feels so natural to him, but that's because he loves you (more than he even realizes). The realization probably jerks him awake one night and it dawns on him that he never fell out of love with you to begin with. T_T Floyb trying to win you back in his own ways. Omg and maybe he works up the courage to confess to you, but you laugh at him because you don't believe him. Why would he love you if he was the one who cheated to begin with? This is all just physical anyway. You're both benefiting from this arrangement.
And he sabotages himself by playing along, laughing at himself. Right. Shrimpy caught him~ :) too bad you're not so gullible. He smiles easily, but it hurts inside.
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i swear sometimes i think people forget that Jon's s1 skeptic act was just that—an act. it was an act!!! he believes the statements!! he's believed them since episode one! do we so soon forget that he denied the statements were real because he knew the Eye something wanted him to be scared, and he knew that was bad, so he decided to act like the statements just didn't scare him? remember, he was working with extremely limited information ("when i record the tape statements, i feel watched, like something knows i'm afraid, and i don't want it to know that"), and came up with a genuinely solid solution with what he had! not his fault that the thing watching him was a literal unknowable eldritch entity that feeds on fear, and he was just some underqualified archivist.
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