#fuck hes got so many names

[flareboi]

im in lov wit your ballista design ned more plz plz

hi anon, i made this just for u

i think agent smith/striker/g.u.i whatever and ballista are worsties. guy that says ‘henceforth’ in daily conversation vs monster energy drinker

#tw drugs #if you think he doesnt smoke weed youre lying to yourself #i have a very specific personality in mind for him #hes unhinged. and also a gamer probably #i also think he is like. a video game chaatcter for real. he can double jump #oh btw if ur wondering about the legitimate reasons for agent #its albinism (lack of melanin leans to extra sensitivity to sun ESPECIALLY in the eyes) #ava #my art #ava ballista #ava agent smith #ava smith #ava pivot #fuck hes got so many names #ava mercenaries #ask box

[pixlatedvampire]

It’s been ten years since I finished a drawing so please enjoy these two idiots I drew all the way back in 2021 😭🤣

#procreate #doodle #my art #the witcher #jaskier #gerlion #geralt of rivia #geralt x jaskier #geraskier #they have too many fucking names between them lmao #I’ve been sick this past week so I haven’t even been able to work on any drawings :( #I have a very stupid comic I’m working on for them if that interests anyone lol (and if I ever finish it >:T) #anyhoo this one’s old but I like them :> I think I got the idea from a text post I saw? I have no idea anymore tho sorry #honestly I like how I drew dandy here he has a good energy to him #I feel like I’ve gotten worse at drawing him alksajcklsndflkn rip

[brother-emperors]

TRY AGAIN LATER

it's like. well. its several things.

(Plutarch's Crassus, trans. Warner)

and also this

(ibid.)

that compliment sounds like an insult, baby.

anyway, there's a fun kind of eroticism in being given everything, in taking things that aren't yours without any real consequence, in climbing towards becoming a Roman Alexander, only for one man to deny you, over and over and over again, at every turn. Sulla tried, Crassus did it better. who would put a butcher in their place? who else knows you well enough to do it? who else can match you step for step like this? doesn't it feel like a kind of intimacy, a kind of—

it's also about the 'even sulla kissed my sword/so you want me on my knees too?' innuendo was too good to pass up. that was actually the first line I wrote, I figured out the rest of this to justify making a comic with it

and finally! the sword line is referencing/playing off of Lucan's Pharsalia a little bit because it fucks hard

(Lucan's Pharsalia, trans. Jane Wilson Joyce)

EDIT: oh, and that's a public domain anatomical illustration of a heart. you know how it is with love and hate.

#marcus licinius crassus #gnaeus pompeius magnus #tris homines #komiks tag #roman republic tag #drawing tag #its about how many ways i can create situations where i have crassus call pompey a brat #the subtext going on here is that pompey and sulla are in the middle of their political falling out #and pompey is like. okay motherfucker. and crassus is something that sulla had under his hand #but uhhhhhh. its not going that well for pompey. because sulla got there first #and left his mark #dont worry tho pompey you'll get him in the end. your descendants are going to marry each other #and name two of their sons directly after both of you!! fucking wild. LOVE it #can't get much closer than that! altho pompey did try something when he married publius crassus' widow #crassus himself however holds true to his statement of 'no one is ever going to touch me ever again.' #he's like. not alive right either so it'd be hard to pin him down anyway #too haunted. your ghosts your dead your ancestors have escaped your family house buddy

[ethtyn]

he was thinking so hard the entire time. bless him.

transcript:

Xisuma: how many questions can you answer incorrectly in 45 seconds?

X: what is your name?

Etho: Xisuma.

X: what is your favourite pop band?

Etho: chocolate cake.

X: (giggles) what is your biggest fear?

Etho: ...snow.

X: who will be next to join Hermitcraft?

Etho: (pause) the elderly.

X: (laughing) what is your favourite colour?

Etho: uhh, zebra.

X: (laughs) is that a colour?

Etho: yeah.

X: who was your—who was your childhood hero?

Etho: uh—Arnold Schwarzenator.

X: when did you join Hermitcraft?

Etho: last year.

X: what is the most defining moment of your life?

Etho: the time i went to the moon.

X: what is this blocky game we're playing called?

Etho: uhh, Roblox.

X: and that's it, that's your 45 seconds.

Etho: nice! (laughs)

X: "what is your favourite colour, zebra"?

end transcript.

#etho is SO competitive he wanted to Win #ethoslab #xisuma #hermitblr #vonswayenthusiast.mp4 #posting it this way bc the youtube shorts experience is Fucking Annoying for anyone on desktop #so i figured 1:1 is a good compromise #please. my father's name is mr. slab. call me etho. #sheshwammyvoid #transcribed #popular? i know about popular. #i was about to ask how this got so many notes so fast and then i recognised some names in my notes LOL

[travalerray]

the kink got out of hand, sorry

then what ARE the words you want to say

I can't believe they really went with "antagonist gets amnesia, vaguely recognises the protagonist and decides that they are besties actually" trope

#being silly to distract myself from the pain #li lianhua #di feisheng #mysterious lotus casebook #mlc #kk's liveblog tag #(I don't want to think about llh's impending death tyvm) #(deeply fascinated by him going ''yeaaaah. Have A-Fei perform on the streets'' this fucking guy. #llh is a true theatre kid with how many random tragic backstories he makes up. Yeaaaah your life was so tragic I rescued you and told #You to save people to repay the debt. Then you got captured and what not etc etc) #''people say 10 lies a day'' is a statistical error. Lying Georg who says 10000 lies per day shoudl not have been counted #dihua #<= is that their ship name?

[demigod-of-the-agni]

Sometimes I think about ATSV Pavitr's design, and I just. man thought an integral part of his costume is to have his hair out. like it's just there, a full mane of hair, perfectly styled with 0 effort, out in the sunshine for all to see.

He's so full of himself, to think that his hair is an important aspect of his presentation. Narcissus-level of self-love. You know I'm right, that the top portion of his mask is open so that his ego can just ooze directly out of his brain to moisturise his scalp and oil his hair

#this is also proves my point that EVERYONE finds him not only incredibly smart but also UNBELIEVABLY BEAUTIFUL #(coffee bean gang is on their knees trying to figure out how to kiss this guy who is always so infatuated with himself) #do not lie to me you know i'm right #i have to know. is he the kind of guy to get his hair oiled by maya aunty? please tell me he does. please tell me he has hair days with may #maya aunty is literally the only reason pavi has such beautiful hair. fucking rakes her fingernails through his hair and it pops out perfec #(source: me. mum destroyed my poor head back in sixth grade. now i've got the best hair in the family ay ay ayyy) #this post is actually a maya aunty appreciation post i dont see no one talk about her #i will save you my queen. i will write and draw in your name. my dear maya aunty. thank you for raising my blorbo. giving you many kisses #pavitr prabhakar #atsv pavitr #spider man india #atsv #agnirambles

[illithiddatingsim]

…a little close there bud

#….not like i mind or anything #he’s still so lovely to me……. #*spends an action to lean in for a kiss* #bg3 spoilers #i didn’t want to fight him in the shadow cursed lands sooooo #i got to experience how fucking ridiculous he is in the fight vs ketheric #which ended up working out all right because i kept metaphorically smacking his sanctuary spell out of his hands before he could cast it #what i could hear of his bits of dialogue during the fight made me sad tho :(( i wanna look up the full set of lines later #poor bastard. need to go find some fix it fics for him #anyway #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #kar'niss #kar’niss #karniss #so many similar yet slightly different ways to tag his name…. #spiders cw

[brittie-frog]

Watching Day 7 from soulfire pov (Tubbo, Niki, then Tina's)

- "I'm on national TV!!" But not gonna be there for the actual event

- getting an army of 7 little observer guys and naming 4 of them (Rupert, Bertie, Scoob and Caramel)

- completing a scavenger hunt and then running around trying to find another zombie villager

- switch to Niki constantly dying and then for some reason spawning in global and dying to shit tonnes of mobs but being helped by Luffy back to base

- game crashing and not seeing the cinematic then being thrown into the event with an underequipped Pierre and done Bad

- Pierre logging off and constantly dying to Etoiles and Roier until their egg is half dead

- Tina logging on, being told "it's not worth it", their egg just being removed from the game and being switched to red team

- Cellbit still trying to get to the egg and instead killing Bad before understanding

- switch to Tina POV of just taking the event as a fun time running out red's base and getting to talk to more friends again

- sneaking up on Etoiles just to say 'ca va?' And joke pvp fight during inventory shuffle then get killed

- get the final hit on Etoiles to be the one to kill him and then while having a nice chat with Bagi get attacked by Etoiles as "revenge" and Bagi try to defend her

- having another chat with Bagi and Cellbit run up say "sorry" and throw a bomb blowing up his sister to then be chased by Tina

- Foolish try to attack Bagi and Tina defend her and hit Foolish

- "my dead wife!!" - calm down they haven't been on their date yet

- then the museum, Jaiden and Tina meant to be escorting Bagi home but Jaiden has to leave so Bagi takes Tina home the long way to spend more time together while being third wheeled by Luffy (but they gave teaduo the pretty boat and they're just a baby so it's fine)

I hope that red see that Bad is a valuable ally because he put his anger against them (both teams have every right yo be angry at each other) aside for the most part to actually be helpful - he's just a competitive guard dog. With Tina running Soulfire's PR department and crowdfundraising for Bad's therapy hopefully everything will be okay, at least when they get back home and there won't be too much long lasting contempt for him/Blue team.

Edit: I forgot to add the most hilarious moment - Tina sat in the middle of a group of people but zoomed in on the 4halo convo and reading Bad's bubbles where he's basically calling Tina useless and here just sat there like "wtf??" While laughing at how he just kept going on

#qsmp #this day was genuinely so much fun #also when blue got reassigned to red Bad said he would try to fuck over red and then just didnt #despite everything red did to them yesterday #i know that it was so the couples were still not on the same team #but i can still be sad that Tina and Bagi werent on the same team #the glorious return of #teaduo #i need fanart of that photoshoot moment #and buff q!bagi rowing the boat for q!tina to relax #qsmp soulfire #qsmp blue team #qsmp event #i also want to know how many of those little observer guys there will be in total #i saw Bad met another at the end of the day and named it Coco so i want to see if any more will show up #truely i just want tina to be able to name one since shes never been given a companion to name

[gvardi-l]

bloody inheritance

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #the dark urge #Ahieńčyk #tw blood #doodles #woag look at me finally back to posting something #i somehow got bg3 working for my old potato pc and ofc i chose durge as my 1st run #because why not and also the story is fucking delicious #even though i'm still only in act 1 </3 #love having the most sad pathetic wet cat type of a character as my main in games #Ahienchyk uses she/her and is a necro wizard with affinity to use speak with dead on every corpse laying around #i'm honestly not sure abt the pronouns and consider she/it or she/he/it but we'll see ig #her name means “little flame” in belarusian #i honestly have no idea how to properly transliterate it to english with so many existing standards so i'll just use łacinka and #some often used variant interchangeably and that's it

[phantomrose96]

So I know this isn't anything that like actually needs an apology but it'll make me feel a bit better to say it. Oof whoops this ABoT chapter is super late. Timing kinda sucks since I wanted to have some updates out while s3 was airing but

Been kinda mega busy and stressed since October with the whole condo buying thing which rolled right into immediate day 0 plumbing and boiler issues I had to get fixed and general moving hassle and financial commitment stress and I kinda just fried myself hard. Plus then acclimating to a new place without my familiar street or familiar grocery store or familiar room or any of that. Like there's no "just go home and take your mind off it" to this cuz home is the "it". So I'm just kinda enduring until I can calm the hell down.

And anyway I definitely have progress on ch47, like 7000-ish words of it, but it's the kind of like "there is writing there" and hasn't exactly hit the "there is substance there" that I want ABoT chapters to be. Like this in particular is a chapter I want to be good, not just be done. So it's taking time to get my brain somewhere that can do that.

#anyway #i mean just in case anyone was like wondering if its discontinued to anything #its still going i just can't make it Good quite yet #(plus i need to get furniture cuz as it stands the place is really quite empty and bare except for like my room and the kitchen) #(also the bank had my address wrong so they havent been able to send me any of the mortgage information which was technically due already) #(ive been in contact with them but it's a whole thing) #(plus im still not quite finished with all the utility switching. i still need to get water in my name) #(and the boiler issue fucked up my gas bill so now ive got a crazy high gas bill i just need to... pay) #(i have actually started seeing a therapist but thats a whole other Thing now figuring out insurance and deductables and using my HSA #account and just... it's a lot) #(oh also my homeowner's insurance policy number doesn't actually work for getting me into the online portal. and the geico guy said he was #looking into it but I havent heard anything in a while) #(its a lot im just gonna melt for a while i guess) #(plus all the upfront stress has made it really hard to associate the new place as 'home' instead of 'place of great many plumbing evils') #(i sat on like 4 million couches this week and the only one i really really like probably doesn't quite fit in my living room) #(the downstairs neighbors tv is too loud and i need to talk to her about it in a way which isn't 'hey im holding on by a thread and this #one small inconvenience is the thing which is making me turn into ash') #(oh thats right i have to go pay my january HOA dues...) #(oh also I need to file for the owner-occupied tax exemption thing now that its 2023) #anyway......... ill be normal eventually. im just not normal right now. #chrissy speaks

[spicyicymeloncat]

Nightcord Kaito is actually my favourite virtual singer from project sekai. He’s so angry I love him. (I changed his hair to kinda resemble the character from the original Samsa mv)

#pulling myself from the depths of despair to finish this #i was working on an alternative sketch but I couldn't line it and it made me feel bad for days #but I'm glad this turned out okay #gahjsjskskskks #anyways I totally hyperfixated on the commissioned song from the immiscible discord event #Samsa #the name comes from the last name of the main character of the novel: Metamorphosis #which is a story of a man who becomes a bug and starves to death when he feels like he’s become a burden to his family #fucked up #i have so many thoughts about niigo Kaito #about how he’s probably the one vocaloid Mafuyu doesn’t like - because he’s a manifestation of the harsh reality she lives in #and maybe she sees him as an angry monstrous being (like in the song) and she’s afraid of being like him - or that she already is like him #and he’s not only angry at her mother but also angry at Mafuyu for her treatment and reflection of him #essentially he’s like a projection of her own self hatred in a way #he’s got a right to be angry but his anger is directed at himself/Mafuyu but in terms of him and Kanade he’s still a positive and #necessary force to acknowledge the truth of Mafuyu’s treatment #the event hasn’t even come out in English yet and I’m reading way to deep in between the lines lol #project sekai #Kaito #vocaloid Kaito #project sekai Kaito #niigo kaito #art #fanart #digital art #vocaloid

[alicentsaegon]

Why does SJM hate humans so much

#making the hatred that humans have against fae seem like pure bigotry in acotar #no actually its because humans have been enslaved for centuries and they are still being hunted like sport #and the treatment jurian got :( #listen Jurian should have been a fucking LEGEND in the human lands #Feyre should immediately recognize him by name alone not have Alys spew exposition about him #human general that defeated so many fae slavers and was eventually killed by amarantha? he would 100% be martyred #this post is just to conclude that Jurian >>>>> everyone else #acotar #anti sjm #i wish Feyre never turned in high fae or any of her sisters for that matter #imagine Feyre getting the high lords powers while being HUMAN #hell would break loose #also immortal x mortal angst

[balkanballad]

had a day that made me think oh that was a bit heavy on the symbolism, wasn't it

#j. talks #went to visit my brother in his uni city and also connected it with an event there #I know this event because I went there once with a uni course that of course was with my fave former prof #so I know she's usually there but it's a bigger city and Friday and there are a lot of things at different locations #chances are not zero but I thought come on if anything it will be casual running into her #well as I was waiting with my brother and a whole crowd of people to be let in who do I hea #and see :))) yeah it's my fave prof. and I told my brother and he told me to go and say hi but there were so many people already talking to #her and also going there and saying hi so I simply couldn't. I literally froze our shoulders were nearly touching but she wasn't even facin #me and taking and I just followed my brother and he was like??? #what was that?? and I didn't know. and he asked my why I looked so shameful out of all the emotions I chose shame #and I don't know. I don't know why shame I consuming me no matter where I go. but she was busy and imagine I go up and she has no idea who #am anymore. they had to burry me right there and then. so that was that :) now #the name of that street of the location burned into my memory as I was facing the wall well it's the name of [redacted] who I never really #get over and it's been 10 years now soon. and we had a similar experience in December :) where I would have loved nothing more really than #to talk (in Decembar definitely also other things that I miss on some days very much) but I barely got a wave #so yeah :) I actually had a great day but I am more than overwhelmed. I feel like crying and hiding #taurus season is apparently not here to save me? idk #is this all about wasted potential and shame stopping me? maybe. but how the fuck do I get it out of me

[sapphic--kiwi]

tholomule family portrait 💛🤎 (full tholomule parent designs under the cut!)

the posthoot friday night inspired me to finish my mom and dad tholomule designs - their names are Atticus and Fiona 💛 Atticus is both boys’ bio dad, but Fiona is Matt’s biological mother and adopted Steve when she married Atticus. They both work in the Construction Coven which takes them away from home a lot, which is why Steve had to help raise Matt 💛 they attended Hexside, but worked in Latissa for many years before moving back to Bonesborough sometime during Season 1 (in order to put Matt into Hexside after Steve brought it to their attention he was being bullied at school). (I also worked on designs for Atticus’s siblings, one of whom is Boscha’s three-eyed-mom - I’ll post those hopefully soon but yeah the matt and boscha cousins HC is so personal and real to me)

#steve is like 17 here and matt is 5 #the owl house #toh fanart #steve tholomule #matt tholomule #toh steve #toh ocs #atticus tholomule #fiona tholomule #i have. SO many thoughts about this family bouncing around in my head #zach marcus was right when he said if we got tholomule family stuff we wouldnt care about the ships /j #i HC steve studied in the potions track bc his teachers suggested it for students wanting to join the EC someday #inspired partially by a fanfic i read #i also have many thoughts about his bio mom i named her opal but i will probably never design her cause she walked out on steve and atticus #so like fuck her! but shes part demon aka where steve got his horn from (and also his blue eyes) #i have never drawn the glandus uniform before it was kinda fun tbh #eartucks hair cutely @ fiona. please just one chance (yes i know its my own goddamn character LMAO) #steph draws #x

[itsaseamonster]

My Tav: *barges through the gate to Baldur's gate for the first time since the Nautiloid* whERE IS CAZADOR SZARR'S PLACE?

4 hours later, my Tav: *closes the gate to Baldur's gate* I should not have gone to Cazador Szarr's place yet!

The Gazette headline: Local bard bites the dust! What the fuck did they even think?

#the moment I got to the Elfsong tavern my goal was set: put down cazador szarr #little did i know that my level is too low and that I will be fighting without Astarion at the beginning of the fight! #we emerged victorious but at what cost #it took me 4 hours and so many reloads oh my god #before i even devised any tactic?? stoopid!! #and then when he finally died #thanks to laezel #there were still so many enemies to fight! #sleep for 10 round?? really??? ten????? fuck you! reloads. #best fight in the game yet 10/10 i cried #and then!!!! then I let Astarion ascend accidentally!!!!! #i was like hmm will there be a chance to persuade him i thought they said you can persuade him when will i be able to persudaee hiiimmm? #my save games are hilarious tho because I have them named of course #all is good in tavstarion nation now #seamonster plays baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #astarion

[majorshatterandhare]

In Stranger, I think Brian’s voice getting harder to hear with the other voices is meaningful.

I interpret those voices to be other people finding out and disparaging him. I think where Brian (Tsuru) is from robots are lower class and the idea that a robot would marry a human is absurd, but marrying one while lying about your identity is dastardly. But now he is on a different planet and here they do not have sentient robots. Keeping it a secret is to protect his husband so he can be as innocent as possible should they be found out and prosecuted (he’s still thinking in terms of where he used to live). A monster is semi-literal because the husband has not seen an android before and he is astonished. But people fear what they don’t know, and he becomes angry at Brian (Tsuru) for lying.

As more voices are added more people are finding out about what he did, yet failing to actually listen to him. His husband doesn’t even listen.

I don’t think the husband went and told everyone, but that he was mad and either someone found out by spying or he told one person and that person spread it and those people spread it, etc.

#the mechanisms #gunpowder tim #drumbot brian #strangers #tsuru #i *really* like this song #so much story is told in not that many words #i have a lot of thoughts on this one #please let me know if you would like more #for terminology i typically say ‘brian’ and ‘his husband’ because names aren’t given #i know thevoidsings labels brian’s part in this as ‘tsuru’ which makes sense to me #but i picture brian in the story #and i like saying ‘his husband’ even if it is a tragic #ttbt2 #I don’t think it can be brian but i guess they are immortal so maybe he fucked of and got into some unideal corcumstances #edit: it is 8 months later and i now think it is brian.