#fucking asshole

[xiaq]

So my bike was stolen from our garage last night. My beloved, custom, carbon fiber, most-expensive-thing-I-own-aside-from-my-car bike. I just found it listed on FB marketplace. Shit is about to go down.

#im so mad i'm shaking #asking questions about it and he's just making shit up #fucking asshole

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

#eleanor shellstrop #you know i was thinking about how we hold female characters to such high standards #and severely criticize bitchy female characters while praising asshole male characters #and then i remembered eleanor and realized that she is the perfect example of how to write an asshole woman that the audience likes #the worse she is the more i'm drawn to her (and honestly same for tahani) #we need more cringe-fail women who nobody likes (for good reason) #the good place #female characters #writing women #girl failure #girl loser #she's so mean #i love her #my favorite #fucking asshole #iconic #the good place eleanor #tgp #tgp eleanor #kristen bell

[thebibliosphere]

Absolutely astounding that you're going to come onto my blog, offer unsolicited medical advice about something you have zero context beyond having read a few posts, and then when you are gently informed that your advice is not only unhelpful but patronizing, you turn it into me being a bad disabled not open to listening who bullies you.

Incredible.

Like, I don't know what planet you're from, but if someone tells you they have autonomic neuropathy from a spinal cord injury, maybe telling them to do basic 101 stretches and then being offended when they tell you it's not gonna work isn't the way to go.

#chronic health tag #ableism #fucking asshole

[disagigglebilities]

Anyway, a big go fuck yourself to the disabled people who sit on a pedestal and throw rocks at their disabled peers for things like "being lazy", "wallowing", "not trying", "being a complainer", "being vague about their disability"

#istg if this person said this shit to me irl id be throwing hands #like dont be ableist maybe? #fucking asshole #internalised ableism #internalized ableism #ableism

[frnkiebby]

Brain.exe has crashed~🎃

#CAN HE NOT #P L E A S E #fuck fuck fuckfuckfuck f u c k #the fuckin quirked eyebrow #his fucking SMIRK #fucking asshole #I’m a lost cause #I’m living in this dumpster fire now #I don’t want to be rescued #fucking hell #Franks Pretty Eyes Day #grave posting #nightly night whores don’t let the Frankie bite #or do #i would #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #mcr5 #mcrmy #frnkiero #frnkie #my chemical romance #my chem

[darrysfav]

horrible reminder that dally would probably throw fits or say some shit like “my grandma died” if you caught him cheating

#the outsiders 1983 #dallas winston #fucking asshole #hot as hell but also a dick

[dante-1nfno]

more gideon fanart cuz im normal about him ❤️‍🔥💯 (i need him so fucking bad.)

#digitalart #art #artists on tumblr #artwork #scott pilgrim vs the world #scott pilgram takes off #scott pilgrim #scott pilgram vs the world #gideon graves #g man #gideon gordon graves #gordon goose #i want him #so bad #autistic as fuck #so fuckable #fucking asshole #still love him tho #jason schwartzman #paul dano

[tissaiaandyenwivesfrfr]

Never in my life have I wanted a character dead so bad

I want vilgafuck to burn in hell i want that man to have his balls ripped from his dick and shoved down his throat

He hurt Tissaia Absofuckinglutely not

#tissaia de vries #the witcher #myanna buring #yennefer of vengerberg #yennaia #yennefer x tissaia #tissaia x yennefer #tissaia and yennefer #vilgefortz #fucking asshole

[effervescentdragon]

pierre is such a trash fuckboy my fucking god “cats or dogs? - doggy” like WHY. 

#AND WHY IS IT WORKING #I HAVE NO TASTE #fucking asshole #pierre gasly

[bannuu]

Ya’ll he came at 200 pulls. I spent hours trying to grind for him. I’m murdering him. Especially since he has the audacity to tell me that he wants to humor me💀

#fucking asshole #I still love him #💚🐉 #rambles

[tempting-andromeda]

The casual suicidal tendencies of red characters eat me alive. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WERE MORE GHOSTS THAN PEOPLE.

#andyrambles #rdr2 #fuck you Arthur Morgan #now I think about that all the time #fucking asshole #miss him tho

[mrsaltieri-real]

I wanna give this man the sloppiest, nastiest, toe curling, hair grabbing, eye rolling, tear dripping, sheet gripping, mouthwatering, head rattling, soul taking, leg shaking, delicious, astonishing, ass clenching, mind blowing, death dropping, unholy, headache inducing, throat bruising, heaven sent over head EVER

#mickey altieri #GET IN MY DAMN FUCKING MOUTH #the hold this stupid prick has on me #it isn’t okay anymore #i hate him #fucking asshole #gif dump #scream 2 #scream #slasher

[frnkiebby]

being pretty and shit~🎃

#fucking asshole #absolutely no reason for this #he has no goddamn right #i need him to never stop #tbh he’ll hit 65 and i’ll think he the hottest 65 y/o out there #i have absolutely no doubt about that #god he’s fucking gorgeous #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcrmy #frnkie #mcr5 #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[lewishamiltonstuff]

YEAH.. You have to leave some space.

DICKHEAD

#fucking asshole #formula 1 #f1 #lewis hamilton #f1blr #lh44 #anti max verstappen #anti verstappen #george russell #mercedes amg f1 #baku 2023 #baku23 #baku gp 2023 #azerbaijan grand prix #2023 azerbaijan gp #azerbaijan 2023 #azerbaijan gp 2023 #f1 2023

[skateisawesome]

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE MEAN TO ME

WHAT DID I DO TO MAKE YOU DO THIS

I HATE BEING A TEENAGE GIRL

#she was such a bitch for no reason #i thought we were friends #why #whyd you decide to hate me on some random tuesday #fucking asshole #im so done #i hate being a teenage girl #why is this shit so normak #cant we be decent people?

[russilton]

Fernando doesn’t even fucking deny brake testing George in his interview. He was asked multiple times what his opinion was and he skips around it and goes:

“Obviously I was focusing on infront, not behind…I can’t focus on the car behind me”

There’s a reason you’re not allowed to race without mirrors, because you aren’t allowed to just do what you want at risk to other drivers.

#fucking asshole