#fucking rat ;; val velocity

[mothers-little-pistols]

Val showing up to the afterlife with the Fabulous Four waiting for him

#radio frequency #danger days #danger days the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #ttlofk #ddttlotfk #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #val velocity #party poison #kobra kid #fun ghoul #jet star #fabulous four #fucking rat ;; val velocity #blazing fire ;; party poison #sweet venom ;; kobra kid #ghostly lad ;; fun ghoul #neon nasa ;; jet star

[poolboyservice]

Most unhinged danger days headcannons pretty plzzzz >:3

that'd be very hard because imo all my HCs r a bit insane but uh!!! Here's some more headcannons

Jet Star has a bunch of pill bottles, none are hers, nobody knows whose owner it was. It's crazy because they even have some that were predated before the wars, man!

Party Poison has tasted everything most likely, you think of it, they probably had a sliver of it. She also has killed someone with hair dye

Kobra Kid has fake teeth and uses them as a "good luck" token, ironic since Party Poison has a "bad luck" bracelet (no like it has the words bad luck on it)

Fun Ghoul broke his arm via Kobra hitting it out of pure instinct from Ghoul scaring him. Anyway that was when and why they realized "oh shit we should probably focus on muscle strength and even all that out"

The Girl once probably, ableit unknowingly, tried to poison an entire party by putting expired batteries in the drinks to see a reaction. Also she had a spider collection once but was forced to stop after picking up and almost getting bit by a black widow

Cherri Cola was definitely bullied for his name, and some zone rats made a rumor that Cherri had a gay lover named Orange Spryte

Korse would've probably liked friendship bracelets if he wasn't such A FUCKING BUZZKILL (/j he likes them)

Val Velocity absolutely HATES the sound of buzzing. It reminds him of wasps, and he is terrified of them. If he hears anything similar to a buzz he's panickin'!! Volume or Vinyl often has to calm him down

#fabulous killjoys #my chemical romance #party poison #fun ghoul #kobra kid #jet star #the girl #cherri cola #korse #orange spryte canon #danger days #headcannons #headcanons #val velocity

[saveyourself]

he’s eleven when he realizes he’s a stray. 

it’s a conclusion most come to, in the zones, the streets rats that were lucky enough to make it out and the snow storms that haven’t breathed purified air once in their lives. they’re strays. they’re on their own. they don’t they a home and instead of a heartbeat they have a ray gun that doesn’t fit quite right in their hands, that kicks their shoulder back. 

he’s eleven when he realizes that this diner isn’t going to stand forever and one day everyone’s going to be dusty and untouched and they aren’t even going to remember him, no one’s going to remember him, because he’s not the important one, because he’s not the eight-year-old girl that might just save the world. 

he’s a stray taken in out of pity and it makes his blood boil ‘cos he was never really a part of the family, the crew, not really, just passing through, even though he lived there since he was seven and starving on the side of route guano ‘cos he was too much of a liability for his last crew. 

and he’s old enough to see this, now, and it burns. they don’t really want him, don’t want another mouth to feed now that they’ve got the real savior, and there’s really only so much val can take before he breaks down. 

the fabulous killjoys aren’t heroes ‘cos they don’t want him, and it doesn’t matter that he’s just starting to learn how to hold a gun or growing into the spare jacket that jet gave him, it doesn’t matter ‘cos he isn’t the savior which means he isn’t worth the time of day or the price of food and he’s ready, he’s ready to leave. 

he knows it’ll go up in flames, one day, that maybe he’s making a bad decision, but he’s eleven when he stuffs a backpack full of stolen supplies and throws it over his shoulder, deciding to go to chow mein’s, a ray gun that isn’t even painted yet shoved into the side of the backpack ‘cos his legs are too short to keep it in a holster that he doesn’t have. 

he doesn’t want to leave. 

he wants to crawl between poison and ghoul and tell them that he’s sorry and really fucking bitter and that he doesn’t wanna be replaced and he knows he’s useless. useless, useless, not worth it. 

he doesn’t. he doesn’t because she’s already there and she’s taken his place and she’s actually worth it. 

the diner is silent when he leaves and val velocity, eleven, doesn’t look back. he never sees them. 

(he doesn’t know they spend two weeks looking for him. he doesn’t know the girl told them practically all the reasons he left. he doesn’t know they keep all his things in a crate in the closet in case he ever comes back for them. all he knows is that he’s not being fucking useless again and he loathes them, loathes them almost as much as he loathes battery city.) 

#i should go to bed #but why bed when short story? sorry this isn't under a readmore but tumblr is just not cooperating with me tonight #danger days #ttlotfk #val velocity #the fabulous killjoys #party poison #jet star #kobra kid #fun ghoul #the girl

[killjoynest]

VAL VELOCITY?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING VAL VELOCITY GOD DAMN FOOL ALL WHITE WEARING RAT YOUNG BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT LEADER OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF THE ZONES COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING VAL VELOCITY

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT VAL VELOCITY I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE MAKE SO MANY FUCKED UP CHOICES WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT AND MURDER DR D IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER HEARD THIS MANS VOICE AND I KNOW HE'D GROW THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said val velocitys waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with val velocity speaking one more word in person on panel in comic not only will i close the book i will burn my copy out of spite and have to reread the entire comics again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he is rude to The Girl but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some white shithead whos a fan of killjoys and wanted to be the new version ill go ham

BETTER have had a dj make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateValVelocity

comics not even about him. vaguely shown what is supposed to maybe be his house and i lost it

where the fuck is val velocity if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty white man

ill punch val and his sad frail white man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats heard is one final Dr Death-defying announcement simply saying Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when val died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

every day once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true moments

#danger days #ttlotfk #val velocity #long post

[greatcomets]

12, 38, 47, 48?

!! thank u!!!

12 - Favorite killjoy character?

oh vaya!! though of the o4 it’s poison (i know i’m boring but like…the fucking character design, bro). also on a sort-of-related note i’ve been meaning to go back and reread the comics ever since reading about how val velocity was gerard’s poison-equivalent self-insert for the series cause like…he sucks, obviously, but i think that’s really interesting

38 - Favorite song off “Hesitant Alien”?

i’ll be real i haven’t listened to the whole album in a very long time but it’s always been maya the psychic (with brother as a very close second) (also the bridge to no shows? unbeatable)

47. Favorite Gerard Hair color and style?

long red or short black, usually!! honorable mention to the look from the professional griefers video because it’s soft and to teal roots bc that’s what i have currently. hard, hard choice though.

48. Favorite Lyric off any album?

god..fuck this is hard. seven shades of shit is a classic but also feels like a copout? as w i drink juice when i’m killing cause it’s fucking delicious. hallelujah lock and load fucks as do most of the lyrics from venom. i’m really trying hard not to paste full paragraphs here but i will say that i think danger days has some of the best lyrics of their entire discography. and all the juvie halls and the ritalin rats ask angels made from neon and fucking garbage scream out what will save us & the sky opened up…fuck bro! the sing bridge slaps too and i don’t even l*ke that song. they sell presentable young and so ingestible sterile and collectable safe and i can’t stand it gerard what are you ON!! blow a kiss at the methane skies see the rust through your playground eyes we’re all in love tonight….fuck!! fuck!! ANYWAY. the point here is that revenge slaps the most severely but there was a LOT of lyrical growth happening between 2004 and 2010

please please please send me mcr asks this is all i want to do today

#ask #Anonymous #mcr

[vertigo-kj]

Vertigo was numb.

She’d cried for what felt like years, left her home and screamed into the desert for a full day and night and woken up on the ground next to her car, jacket a few feet away and drifting sand piling up around her. She couldn’t believe it, wouldn’t believe it. He couldn’t be. He wasn’t.

But he was. It was all over the waves, and while she couldn’t find the godforsaken bastard that had done it, she knew in the pit of her stomach that there was a major possibility that it was true. Val Velocity was dead. Val, the same man that had pulled her out of a scrap pile both figuratively and literally, who had taught her how to stand up for what she believes in, who had taught her to be her own person instead of the slave that Better Living had created her to be. Val, her confidant, her first and best friend, her brother.

Vertigo was numb and Val was dead.

She had isolated herself. She shouldn’t have left Vaya and Mika, but she didn’t know how to handle it, didn’t know what else to do. She hadn’t felt emotions this strong before. She’d sat out in the sand the night before, tears streaming down her face as she pounded her fists on the ground, contemplating how badly she would fry her circuitboards if she yanked her Emotion chip out right then and there. She just couldn’t take it. One minute she was reaching behind her head to grab the emotions chip, and the next, she was waking up at sunrise, the roar of pain reduced to a hollow cry. She hadn’t reached the chip. She’d blacked out before her fingers could grasp the cords.

Vertigo was numb and a bystander was dead.

A killjoy had heard her screams and come to her aid, and she had shot him in cold blood. Shot him before she could even look to see who it was. It was some young kid, maybe nineteen and strung out as all hell. The ritalin rat had been tryig to help. She watched crimson blood pour from between his lips as he took his last breath, spluttering and choking. She felt her heart drop, freeze, break, as he froze, dropped to his knees, broke. “I was jus’ tryin’ t’ help, ma’am.”

“No. Oh god, no, no no no, I’m so sorry, oh my god.” She covered her mouth, squeaking as she fell next to him, brushing electric blue hair from his face. “Keep y’ eyes open, kid, look at me. I’m so sorry, Destroya, I didn’t mean it, I didn’t mean it…”

She had laid there for six hours, holding his body until he went cold. She buried him as best as she could, took his mask to put in the Mailbox and walked away, covered in blood and tears.

Covered in a murdered killjoy’s blood, just as that fucking rat had been when he shot Val.

(( @val-velxcity ))

[my-chemical-rot]

:3

Stuff I Like/Stuff you should tag me in

favorite animals

Hyenas

Bunnies

Moths

Butterflies

Mantises

Beetles

Dinosaurs

Snakes

Rats

Peacocks

Opossums

Racoons

Alligators

Ravens, crows, corvids

Vultures

Woodpeckers

Cats

Bats

Tigers

Lobsters

favorite shows

BoJack Horseman

Young Justice

the Hollow

Hannibal

Disenchantment

Scooby Doo Mystery Inc.

Schitt’s Creek

Santa Clarita Diet

favorite movies

the Shining (1980)

Clue (1985)

Heathers (1989)

the Addam’s Family (1991)

Cats (1998) (not 2019 for the love of fuck not 2019)

Chicago (2002)

House of Wax (2005)

Sweeney Todd: the Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)

Monsters vs Aliens (2009)

Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)

Knives Out (2019)

Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020)

Cruella (2021)

The Suicide Squad (2021)

Free Guy (2021)

favorite fictional characters

Garfield

Roast Beef (Achewood)

Ray Smuckles (Achewood)

Phillipe (Achewood)

Lyle (Achewood)

Molly (Achewood)

Victor Frankenstein

Frankenstein’s creature

Binary Bard (Poptropica)

Dr. Hare (Poptropica)

Ringmaster Raven (Poptropica)

Rumplestiltskin (Poptropica)

Red Hood/Jason Todd

Red Robin/Tim Drake

Green Lantern/Kyle Rayner

Arsenal/Roy Harper

Robin/Damian Wayne

Spoiler/Stephanie Brown

Superman/Clark Kent

V (V for Vendetta)

Evey Hammond (V for Vendetta)

the Rum Tum Tugger (Cats (not 2019 film. literally anything other than 2019 film)

Mr. Mistoffelees (Cats)

Bustopher Jones (Cats)

Demeter and Bombalurina (Cats)

Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer (Cats)

St Jimmy (American Idiot)

Whatsername (American Idiot)

Heather (American Idiot)

Fun Ghoul (true lives of the fab. killjoys)

Kobra Kid (true lives of the fab. killjoys)

Val Velocity (true lives of the fab. killjoys)

Agent Cherri Cola (true lives of the fab. killjoys)

Show Pony (true lives of the fab. killjoys)

Will Graham (nbc hannibal)

Margot Verger (nbc hannibal)

Abigail Hobbs (nbc hannibal)

Spencer Shay (iCarly)

Jade West (Victorious)

Cat Valentine (Victorious)

Jason Voorhees

Vincent Sinclair

Macbeth

Lady Macbeth

Banquo

Malcolm

Macduff

Lady Macduff

Romeo Montague

Mercutio

Juliet Capulet

Benvolio

Robin “Puck” Goodfellow

Lysander

Helena

Hermia

favorite bands

GWAR

MCR

FOB

Green Day

Hands Off Gretel

Fangbanger

Waterparks

IDKHow

blink-182

Nine Inch Nails

Slipknot

favorite colors

neon green

light blue

teal

dark blue

hot pink

bright yellow

red

favorite games

webkinz

poptropica

minecraft

progress quest

pre-civilization bronze age

favorite poets

Percy Bysshe Shelley

Robert Frost

Lord Byron

John Keats

William Shakespeare

Emily DIckinson

Sappho

Maya Angelou

Audre Lorde

Mary Oliver

Walt Whitman

Anna Swir

favorite painters

Salvador Dali

Vincent van Gogh

Frida Kahlo

Edvard Munch

Edward Hopper

Andy Warhol

Leonardo da Vinci & the rest of the tmnt

favorite aesthetics

cottagecore

cozycore

farmcore

naturecore

corvidcore

scenecore

neoncore

glowwave/glowcore

punk academia

dark academia

light academia

witchcore

goth

romantic academia

vampirecore

halloweencore

wormcore

trendercore

jestercore

clowncore

opossumcore

sciencecore

mad sciencecore

villaincore

misc stuff you should tag me in

stimboards! especially with gifs of soap cutting

art and fics you’d like me to reblog

posts about mortsafes and cemeteries

posts about 19th century bodysnatching

Posts about science! specifically: 

      Astronomy

      Chemistry (Literally just anything to do with atoms, they’re cool)

      Quantum Mechanica

      Biology 

                  anatomy

                  biochemistry

                  botany

                  evolution

                  genetics

witchy stuff

recipes! especially baking

Stuff about cryptids!! The Loch Ness monster is my favorite but I’m always a sucker for Mothman or the Jersey Devil

#ay kyle's posting #<<< personal post tags #do not reblog #pinned

[mothers-little-pistols]

Incorrect Quote Dump (4/?)

Kobra: Here, I'm gonna be you for a sec. Kobra: *stands next to Diamond and but his hands on his hips* Kobra: *leans left slightly* Wah

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Pony: You know the motel has bedbugs, don't you? Ghoul: It does not. Pony: *flicks a dead bedbug at him* Then what's that? Ghoul: *quietly* Motherfucker-

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Kobra: Play that funky music, white boy! Val: I’m surprised you know that refrence. Kobra: What refrence?

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Thrill: What is toothpaste if not bone soap? Dr. Death Defying: ...every time you speak, I age another fifty years...

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Thrill: *to Val* I will add a single grain of sand to your room everyday until you succumb to the desert.

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Pony: Aight, here’s the four-one-one, folks. Say some gangsta is dissin’ ya fly girl, just give 'em one of these. Pony: *starts dancing*

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Jet: *watching Toxin and Val fight* They must be trying to dial security from a place in a different Zone because it's been fourty-five minutes of them just saying 'Security's on their way'. Kobra: I don't know what's going awry there in that procedure, this response time is abominable. They must just be shooting up battery acid in the bathroom or something and forgot because it's just not coming. Ghoul: I'm starting to believe the security at The Nest is like the Tooth Fairy. It just doesn't exist.

#sweet venom ;; kobra kid #dramatically fabulous ;; show pony #ghostly lad ;; fun ghoul #fucking rat ;; val velocity #heartthrob flatline ;; thrill killer #sup doc ;; dr. death defying #neon nasa ;; jet star #battery acid ;; toxin dealer #tlotfk au #incorrect tlotfk au #incorrect danger days quotes #incorrect killjoys #incorrect danger days #incorrect killjoy quotes #// guess who's back on their bullshit

[mothers-little-pistols]

Incorrect Quote Dump (3/?)

The rest of the Pistols: *in the back of the car after being yelled at* Diamond: AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD UNTIL WE’RE HOME! The rest of the Pistols: *silence* Toxin: Another word. Diamond: *looking like he's simultaneously about to blow a gasket and shit himself* Toxin: *:>*

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Toxin: *screaming at the top of her lungs* YOU CAN’T CATCH ME, I’M THE GINGERBREAD MAN!

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Thrill: *snapping pliers* Give me your teeths. Ghoul: Sorry, no-can-do. I already contacted them to her. *points at Toxin* Thrill: I don't give a fuck? It's called thievery. Give me the tooths, Ghoul-boy. Ghoul: AA-

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Jet: Pony and Val are on opposite sides of a scale in regards to their betting pool. Pony is on one end where his chat would die for them and Val is at the opposite end where his chat would do literally everything to kill him.

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The Girl: I wanna egg a C/R/O/W but I want an alternative that doesn't waste food. Anyone got any ideas? Poison: Brick.

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Kobra: Oh fuck, I think I have I'm Gonna Fucking Die Disease. Widow: Ok, what are the symptoms? Kobra: Back hurts a bit too much for a bit too long.

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Diamond: *laces up boots* There are chicks with dicks. Poison: *puts on jacket* There are dudes with pussies. Toxin: *grabs brass knuckles* And soon there will be transphobes without teeth.

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Vaya: We have a perfect memory! Name one thing we have ever forgotten. Val: You left me at Hyper Thrust for two days three weeks ago. Vamos: That was on purpose, try again.

#zapped carbon ;; electric diamond #battery acid ;; toxin dealer #heartthrob flatline ;; thrill killer #ghostly lad ;; fun ghoul #neon nasa ;; jet star #dramatically fabulous ;; show pony #fucking rat ;; val velocity #little clementine ;; the girl #blazing fire ;; party poison #sweet venom ;; kobra kid #spidery darlin' ;; widow bite #hashtag twinning ;; vaya and vamos #fabulous four #tlotfk au #incorrect tlotfk au #incorrect danger days quotes #incorrect killjoy quotes #incorrect tlotfk quotes #incorrect killjoys #incorrect danger days #incorrect tlotfk #radio frequency #// time to clarify a few things #// my poison is nonbinary #// diamond is afab transmasc nonbinary #// and toxin is a demigirl #// that is all

[mothers-little-pistols]

Incorrect Quote Dump (1/?)

Warning, this post is so fucking long.

Thrill, writing in his diary: February twenty-eighth, 2020. Today I watched a crewmate fall and eat shit.

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Widow: GO TO BED! Kit: NO! Widow: JUST GO TO BED! IT'S TWO AM AND YOU CAN'T BE AWAKE THIS LATE IN THE ZONES! Kit: WATCH ME!

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Ghoul: So you all fucked up pretty badly. Good luck finding new tires for this thing. Kit: *scoff* I think the ones we have are fine for at least another fourty miles. Ghoul: *pointing to the blown-out tires that have all but shredded off the rims* You fucking fubar'd the tires on this and you think it can go for another fourty miles!? Toxin: *cackles* Kit: You both shut up.

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Jet: Wait a minute. Jet: Share...skill... Jet: *inhales* AA-

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Poison: So what exactly do you and your little band of assholes do? Kit: *looking at the chaos that is the Pistols* Tss...ooh...hard question...auh...?

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*after they find the Zone Four motel* Kit: *enjoying a cold shower for the first time in a while* Poison: *opens the door and walks in* Kit: Who the fuck's there? Poison: It's me, I have to piss. Kit: Ok, you do that. Try anything and I'll shoot you though. Poison: Whatever. *silence* Kit: Flush that toilet and I'll shoot you. *silence* *toilet flushes* Kit: *is sprayed with boiling hot water* POISON-

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Thrill: I am your God now! Bring me your virgins! Ghoul: What virgins? We're all sluts here. Jet: Who's 'we'? Ghoul: *points at Poison* Poison: Hey!

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Kobra: So what are we doing out here exactly? Poison: Kit wanted us to find something called the... Poison: *takes off glove and looks at smudged writing on hand* Poison: ‘ Hellements of Armony’.

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Toxin: *scurrying through The Zones* Squeedly-dee, stay out of the desert!

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Widow: So, ok, I go over to Poison's room. Here I was expecting their PC to have burned down because of all the decomposing moth carcasses in their CPU fan. But no. I was not that lucky.

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Kit: *drunk and draping herself into Kobra's arms* Oh doctor! What's the diagnosis? Kobra: *sighing and playing along* You're horny for Poison... Kit: Oh my! Horny for Poison, you say? Well, do you have a cure? Kobra: *dropping her and walking away* Yeah, leaving me the fuck out of this.

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Poison: *obviously drunk* BATTERY CITY! CAN SUCK! MY! D- Kobra: *slaps his hand over their mouth* And that's enough tequila for you. Poison: *muffled* LET ME SPEAK!

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Widow: Thots on Val Velocity? Poison: So Val has thots now. Kit: Crawling all over him like weevils. Jet: I think they're the Ultra Vs, actually.

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Widow: Why don't you listen to Cherri Cola's Poetry Corner and maybe you'll calm down.

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Poison: *is fucking dead* Thrill: Thrill: Wake up, piss boy.

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Toxin: Are you fucking stupid? Kit: How long have you been friends with me? Toxin: Three years? Kit: Am I stupid, Tox? Toxin: Maybe a little bit. Kit: It's ok, you can call me an idiot. Toxin: Yeah, you're a fucking dumbass.

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Widow: *after settling an argument* Court dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters.

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Poison: Hold on. Poison: *leaves the motel and stands outside* Poison: *SCREAMS* Kit: Kit: I'm fucking that.

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Poison: FOR THE LAST TIME! Poison: STOP CALLING ME 'PISS JACKET'! Ghoul: IT SMELLS LIKE PISS! Poison: IT'S COLOGNE! Jet: Are you sure though? Poison: Ghoul: Jet: Poison: Fuck yourself.

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Kobra: Hey, Poison, check this out. Poison: *fiddling with their raygun* Hang on, I'm busy. Kobra: Hey, look at me. Poison: Give me a second. Kobra: I'm more important, give me attention. Poison: I said give me a God damn second. Kobra: I'm getting very upset. Poison: I don't give a fuck how upset you are. I said give me a second. Poison: *puts their raygun down* Hello, what is it? Kobra: *points to his helmet upside down on top of his head* I can balance a helmet on my head.

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Poison: *standing in Kit's doorway* I'm sad, can I lay on your floor for a sec?

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Jet: *standing outside* Don't you come in this room, Korse, I will dust your ass.

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Thrill: Party Piss Jacket Peepee Pants Penishead Poison, will you please come here? Poison: *>:(*

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Widow: Can I ask you something? Kit: What's good? Widow: Why are you such a whore? Kit: Drive sidestreet and get dusted.

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Kit: *yelling into the other room* Jet! Jet Star! Jet: *doesn't respond*  Kit: Destroya damnit. Thrill: JETTY! Jet: *looks up* What? Kit: You wanna get food? Jet: Huh? Kit: Do you wanna obtain edible substances? Jet: What? Thrill: YOU WANT FOOD!? Jet: Oh, yeah, I do! Kit: Then come outside, there's an angel cake in the next Zone over! Jet: Make me. Thrill: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET FOOD! Jet: Alright.

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Thrill: *flipping Kit off with both hands* Kit: Thanks, Thrill! *:D* Thrill: Fuck you! *:D*

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Ghoul: They broke it, they blew up the school, they own a trenchcoat, they have a gun- Poison: This started about Diamond accidentally stepping on my headphones.

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Kobra: I overheard Poison yelling at Toxin about banana bread and something about 'I've made a shitload of banana bread, don't you dare put that much sugar in it, it'll be grainy as shit-' Thrill: I think we should regulate humans...with guns...

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Toxin: Skibidefuck!

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Kobra: *takes off his helmet* Toxin: He looks like a baby. He looks like a literal infant. I wanna caress his cheek and put him in a crib and sing him lullabies. FF and MLP: Toxin, what the f u c k?

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Kobra: No one here is gonna make fun of you. Except he might. Ghoul: Yeah, I might.

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Pony: *tries to create a sense of calm by lighting incense only to discover that the sticks were sparklers* Widow: That's painfully on-brand, actually.

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The Girl: *whispering into walkie talkie* Poison, the Pistols are drinking beer, I need you to come pick me up-

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Ghoul: Hey Poison, do you think I can get this egg into that jar without it cracking? Poison: No. Ghoul: *throws it at Kobra* Guess you were right.

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Toxin: Dude, I thought you could do a kickflip. Ghoul: I can! I can! I did one this morning!

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Val: Hey Vaya, do you have any gum? Vaya: *spits their gum out at him* Val: *blinks* Ok then- Vamos, do you have any gum? Vamos: *spits their gum out at him*

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Kit: *walking into Ghoul's room* Hey Toxin, Ghoul- Oh, you guys are doing dress rehearsal. Shiny. Auh, I'm gonna go to Tommy Chow Mein's shop real quick, you guys need anything? Hair dye, Power Pup?

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Widow: *holding up a jack-o-lantern* I made a goblin, what'd you guys make? Toxin: *holding her pumpkin turned into a bong* I made a kick-ass bong. Widow: ...creative! Diamond: *cutting a hole in theirs* I'm gonna fuck this pumpkin.

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Ghoul: *looking through a telescope* I love this Zone! Widow and Kit: *play wrestling in the dirt* Poison: Lemme see- *looks through telescope in the other direction* Kobra and Toxin: *fucking on the hood of the M240* Poison: Gorgeous.

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Diamond: *has been staring at the same ray gun for the past thirty minutes* Tommy Chow Mein: Buy something or fuck off.

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Val: Hey guys. Good alternative recycling; when you're done with a glass bottle, eat it. Fucking eat the bottle.

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Kobra: *reading sign outside the shower* No shoes, no shirt, no pants, no socks, no underwear. Kobra: Ok, I think I'm good. *gets in*

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Widow: Look at the buns on that guy. Jet: *laying on the ground covered in burger buns* Korse: This is the comedy police, the joke's too funny! Widow: *holding her ray gun* I'M NOT GOING BACK TO THE ICEBOX-

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Jet: *while he's in tears* It's a mental break down... Jet: *plays kazoo to the tune of Final Countdown*

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Dr. Death Defying: What'cha doing on the roof, Tommy? Tommy Chow Mein: *on the roof of his shop* I lost a frisbee. Dr. Death Defying: Are you smoking battery acid up there? Tommy Chow Mein: ...yeah.

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Pony: Keep drinking, Val, don't be boring! God! Pony: *to Diamond* I want him to fucking pass out so someone finally notices me.

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Poison: *wearing the Mousekat head while they’re standing in the empty hotel pool* Thrill: What the fuck? There's a furry in the pool. Poison: *raises their ray gun* Thrill: AA-

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Ghoul: *sliding into the trans-AM* What's up, pussy? Poison: How do you know what I ate yesterday? Ghoul: Poison: Ghoul: Yeah, you right. Poison: *starts the car* Mhm.

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Poison: *driving* Diamond: *in the backseat* POISON! Poison: Yep-? Yeah-?? Diamond: *pointing out the back window* LOOK! *there's a car full of Draculoids on their tail* Poison: OH! OH FUCK! floors it NO, NO, NO, NO! NO-

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Val: *lays on the floor* Ooh, I'm exhausted. Thrill: Yeah, you're really sweaty. Val: You should've seen the other guy- Girl- Your mom- What? Thrill: What? Val: What?

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Dr. Death Defying: *coming in at three AM over the radio* Stop it. Get some help.

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Jet: I'm gonna tell you what I don't do. I don't know shit, I don't get stuff, and I don't understand things.

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Thrill: So you'll do it? Kit: Yeah, man, I'll dust him. Thrill: For how much? Kit: How about thirty? Thrill: Thirty thousand carbons? Kit: *spits out drink*

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Widow: Can you sing the song? Dr. Death Defying: *singing* Shut the fuck and go to sleep- Widow: Thanks *:>*

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Toxin: *wielding a water gun* Put the carbons in the bag, right now- Tommy Chow Mein: That's a water gun. Toxin: *throws it at him* Tommy Chow Mein: Ow! Fine, asshole, just take it-

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Val: *walking out of the V's hideout* Last one out is a stupid idiot! The V's: *have been standing outside for the past hour*

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*before they got with the Pistols* Tommy Chow Mein: *over the loudspeaker* Would the owner of the lime green Honda please come to the front desk. Diamond: *walking over* Are my lights on? Tommy Chow Mein: No, I just wanted to see what you looked like. Your car's fucking ugly.

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Poison: You ready for the best night ever? Widow: You mean sleepy time tea and a good night's sleep? Poison: ...we're going to a Mad Gear concert. Widow: ...I already made the tea.

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Dr. Death Defying: *over the loudspeaker* Attention shoppers, our store closes in ten fucking minutes. Get your shit and let's fucking go. Tommy Chow Mein: *distantly* Hey, you don't fucking work here-

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Diamond: Pony is so annoying. Pony: *outside the window of their room* I heard you were talking shit about me- Diamond: WE ARE ON THE THIRD FLOOR-

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Toxin: 'Tommy Chow Mein' is short for 'Thomas Chowder Mainstreet'. Tommy Chow Mein: Get the fuck out.

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Diamond: *a sand pup* What up? I'm Diamond, I'm nineteen, and I never fuckin' learned how to read.

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Ghoul: *looms over Diamond* Diamond: *looks up from writing in a notebook* Ghoul: Diamond: Ghoul: Diamond: Diamond: I'm writing porn, what the fuck do you want? Ghoul: *loses it and fucks off*

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*at dinner* Jet: Short-ass. Poison: Cuck. Jet: Fuck you. Poison: No, fuck you. Jet: Eat shit and live. Poison: You look like you bite deodorant sticks. Jet: *holds up bowl* I will cut your hair to look like this. Poison: GHOUL, HE THREATENED ME-

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Val: *wild cackling* I GOT ANOTHER HEADSHOT! *cackling continues*

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Toxin: Oh Destroya. You don't think- Ghoul: By the way it's looking, Tox, I'd say Val's a dirty... Toxin: Oh Destroya- Ghoul: Collectivizing... Toxin: No- Ghoul: Gemini. Toxin: GEMINI! GEMINI! Ghoul: Yeah, go get him, Toxin! Toxin: REEEE- *runs in Val's direction* *screaming*

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Toxin: *holding her pet possum* Yeah, and spray him down with that shit in the bottle there. Kobra: *reading the label* For fleas and ticks, huh? Ghoul: *starts laughing in the distance* I'm sorry, for a sec I thought you said 'fleas and piss'! *laughter continues*  Thrill: We could get some of that for Poison then! *laughs* Toxin: *quietly* Party 'Piss Jacket' Poison.

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Diamond: *walking down to the kitchen* Fuck it, I'm hungry enough that I'll eat the stale cereal. Jet: It's five AM, also that cereal is beyond fucking stale. Diamond: *disappearing into the kitchen* I'll probably hate myself afterwards but, eh, am hungy.

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Widow: Kit, I think your dress rehearsal partner is gonna slap me. Kit: ...I'm sorry? I can't really stop 'em. Poison: *raises hand* Widow: AA-

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Kobra: It's almost six in the morning. What the fuck? Jet: Hi, almost six in the morning. I'm dead. Kobra: *-_-* Kobra: *0_0*

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*in the Nest* Val: *sits down with a can of Power Pup* Toxin: You happy? Val: Mhm. Toxin: Good. Your happiness distracts from the fact that I poisoned that Power Pup. Val: Good. I don't like my foods unpoisoned.

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Vaya: *eating a piece of bread* This bread is, like, on the precipice of being stale. Vamos: That sucks. Vaya: Yeah. Vamos: I wouldn't be too happy. Vaya: Yeah, it's the worst snack I've had the misfortune of eating. Vamos: Then stop? Vaya: No, I hate myself and therefore I'm gonna finish it. Also Val would kick my ass if I wasted food. Val: *from the next room* I would! Vaya: See? Vamos: Fine, finish your fuckin' bread.

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Thrill: You- You've been- Been- You've been- You've been hit with a distraction spell. Thrill: *punches Val in the thigh* Val: OW, YOU FUCKER- Thrill: *gets up and runs*

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Val: *opens pack of fruit snacks with teeth* Poison: *intense stare* Val: ...what? Poison: *points at fruit snacks* Val: No. Mine. Poison: I will fucking dismember you, give them to me.

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Ghoul: I don't see how you can sleep with that fucking blanket. I tried to once and it was so fucking hot. It also weighs more than me, probably. Poison: *curled up in a blanket* It's not my fault you're cold-blooded. Ghoul: *hisses* Jet: What'd you say about the cold-blooded? Poison: I was talking about Ghoul. Jet: Ah. Ghoul: Yeah, Jetty, you're friends with a reptilian. Kobra: *quietly* You're not Leafy. *the other three lose it*

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Poison: *slaps Kit's ass* Night! Poison: *goes to their room*

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Kobra: *walking up to his room* Widow: Why is it that whenever he walks on stairs, it sounds like the stairs are trying to eat him? Kobra: *turns around and squints*

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Diamond: Eugh, this off-brand ramen tastes like ass. Widow: Yeah, it really does. Diamond: If it's not Better Living brand, it's not ramen. Widow: That's what I told Thrill. Of course, I was ignored. Kit: Thrill has small pea brain.

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Val: Fight me. Ghoul: No. Val: Fight me. Ghoul: Diamond already tried to fight me in the kitchen, I don't wanna fight anybody else. Val: Beat my ass. Ghoul: I cannot. Val: Why? Ghoul: Ghoul: I'm small.

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Toxin: Hey, I said Kobra was cute, I didn't say he was smart. Kit: That...applies to me... Kit: Why does that apply to me??

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Toxin: *licks Kobra's cheek* Diamond: Don't lick that, you don't know where it's been! Kobra: *>:(*

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Poison: I'm too sober to be having this conversation! Toxin: No, we're having this conversation! What the fuck do you mean!?

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Val: I suck? I suck?? You died! You died! You just died and you’re saying I suck???

#blazing fire ;; party poison #ghostly lad ;; fun ghoul #sweet venom ;; kobra kid #neon nasa ;; jet star #fabulous four #little clementine ;; the girl #dramatically fabulous ;; show pony #shoplifter shooter ;; tommy chow mein #sup doc ;; dr. death defying #foxy sharpshooter ;; gun kit #spidery darlin' ;; widow bite #battery acid ;; toxin dealer #zapped carbon ;; electric diamond #heartthrob flatline ;; thrill killer #mother's little pistols #fucking rat ;; val velocity #hashtag twinning ;; vaya and vamos #kitpoison (gun kit/party poison) #kobratoxin (kobra kid/toxin dealer) #ghoultoxin (fun ghoul/toxin dealer) #tlotfk au #incorrect tlotfk au #incorrect danger days quotes #incorrect killjoy quotes #incorrect tlotfk quotes #incorrect killjoys #incorrect danger days #incorrect tlotfk #radio frequency #// there are probably more tags that i should add to this but i'm tired

[mothers-little-pistols]

Favorite pastime? This is for all of mother's little pistols.

Collectively? There’s a very small room in the motel that’s full of pillows and bedding from the rooms that are unused. The window is boarded shut with duct tape and a tarp over it just to be safe. They often like to gather in that room and play wrestle around. Half because it heavily lowers the risk of accidentally getting hurt, half because it’s comfy.

Individually, however? Toxin and Kit like to go down to The Nest to chill. Widow denies it but she likes going with Toxin to sneak into The Lobby and The Outskirts to pick up drops. Diamond frequents Hyper Thrust, they usually go there to drink or flirt. Thrill likes fighting and doesn’t like Val, so sometimes when he’s bored he’ll go out of his way to get in a clap with the fucker, much to the others’ dismay. 

#incoming transmission #radio frequency #zone four motel #the nest #the lobby #the outskirts #hyper thrust #battery acid ;; toxin dealer #foxy sharpshooter ;; gun kit #spidery darlin' ;; widow bite #zapped carbon ;; electric diamond #heartthrob flatline ;; thrill killer #mother's little pistols #fucking rat ;; val velocity