#incorrect tlotfk quotes

[basment-bunni]

Do you remember when rain didn't sting? Do you remember gentle sunny days? Do you remember money? What was life like before the War?

#danger days the girl #mcr #my chemical romance #my chemical fucking romance #danger days #incorrect killjoys quotes #tlotfk

[mothers-little-pistols]

Dr. Death Defying: Now in a desperate attempt to fill twenty-four hours of broadcasting, here's some bullshit that happened somewhere today.

#sup doc ;; dr. death defying #incorrect tlotfk quotes #incorrect killjoy quotes #incorrect danger days quotes #incorrect killjoys #incorrect danger days #incorrect tlotfk #radio frequency

[lippedgloss]

Kobra: can I get uh ingredients on my power pup?

Ghoul: sand?

Ghoul: you want sand?

Ghoul: you want fucking sand?

Kobra: ingredence

#fun ghoul #kobra kid #danger days #incorrect quotes #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #tlotfk

[mothers-little-pistols]

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Kit: Ghoul, Diamond said they were gonna stick their dick in the Ritz box! Ghoul: Wh- Jet: NO!? DON'T!?

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Jet: *laying on the couch with his headphones on* Thrill: Are you listening to the Total Drama Island theme? Jet: *eyes widen* You can hear it??

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Poison: Shit, where's my comic? Kobra: Haha, you can't find your comic. Poison: *looks around* Oh, it's on my bed. Kobra: You have a bed? Poison: Oh yeah, that's right, you sleep on the ceiling, you fucking parasite. Kobra: Yep, that me. That me.

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Poison: *cowering in a pillow fort and screaming* Toxin: MOVE THE PILLOW, PISS BOY, I JUST WANNA TALK! Kit: *in the doorway* I DON'T THINK THEY WANNA TALK! Poison: I DON'T!

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Diamond: *high off their ass* How the fuck can we live knowing that there are people named 'Barnaby'?

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Ghoul: Hey Thrill, can I borrow three carbons to buy a rusty spoon? Thrill: No! Ghoul: Why not? Thrill: I'm playing a video game right now! I'm playing a hardcore minigame right now and you're like *imitates bass boosted noise* in my ears with your tiny person speak!

#foxy sharpshooter ;; gun kit #ghostly lad ;; fun ghoul #neon nasa ;; jet star #heartthrob flatline ;; thrill killer #blazing fire ;; party poison #sweet venom ;; kobra kid #battery acid ;; toxin dealer #zapped carbon ;; electric diamond #fabulous four #tlotfk au #incorrect tlotfk au #incorrect danger days quotes #incorrect killjoy quotes #incorrect tlotfk quotes #incorrect killjoys #incorrect danger days #incorrect tlotfk #radio frequency #// so glad this one isn't nearly as long as the other one holy shit

[mothers-little-pistols]

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The rest of the Pistols: *in the back of the car after being yelled at* Diamond: AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD UNTIL WE’RE HOME! The rest of the Pistols: *silence* Toxin: Another word. Diamond: *looking like he's simultaneously about to blow a gasket and shit himself* Toxin: *:>*

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Toxin: *screaming at the top of her lungs* YOU CAN’T CATCH ME, I’M THE GINGERBREAD MAN!

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Thrill: *snapping pliers* Give me your teeths. Ghoul: Sorry, no-can-do. I already contacted them to her. *points at Toxin* Thrill: I don't give a fuck? It's called thievery. Give me the tooths, Ghoul-boy. Ghoul: AA-

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Jet: Pony and Val are on opposite sides of a scale in regards to their betting pool. Pony is on one end where his chat would die for them and Val is at the opposite end where his chat would do literally everything to kill him.

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The Girl: I wanna egg a C/R/O/W but I want an alternative that doesn't waste food. Anyone got any ideas? Poison: Brick.

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Kobra: Oh fuck, I think I have I'm Gonna Fucking Die Disease. Widow: Ok, what are the symptoms? Kobra: Back hurts a bit too much for a bit too long.

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Diamond: *laces up boots* There are chicks with dicks. Poison: *puts on jacket* There are dudes with pussies. Toxin: *grabs brass knuckles* And soon there will be transphobes without teeth.

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Vaya: We have a perfect memory! Name one thing we have ever forgotten. Val: You left me at Hyper Thrust for two days three weeks ago. Vamos: That was on purpose, try again.

#zapped carbon ;; electric diamond #battery acid ;; toxin dealer #heartthrob flatline ;; thrill killer #ghostly lad ;; fun ghoul #neon nasa ;; jet star #dramatically fabulous ;; show pony #fucking rat ;; val velocity #little clementine ;; the girl #blazing fire ;; party poison #sweet venom ;; kobra kid #spidery darlin' ;; widow bite #hashtag twinning ;; vaya and vamos #fabulous four #tlotfk au #incorrect tlotfk au #incorrect danger days quotes #incorrect killjoy quotes #incorrect tlotfk quotes #incorrect killjoys #incorrect danger days #incorrect tlotfk #radio frequency #// time to clarify a few things #// my poison is nonbinary #// diamond is afab transmasc nonbinary #// and toxin is a demigirl #// that is all

[mothers-little-pistols]

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Kobra: Here, I'm gonna be you for a sec. Kobra: *stands next to Diamond and but his hands on his hips* Kobra: *leans left slightly* Wah

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Pony: You know the motel has bedbugs, don't you? Ghoul: It does not. Pony: *flicks a dead bedbug at him* Then what's that? Ghoul: *quietly* Motherfucker-

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Kobra: Play that funky music, white boy! Val: I’m surprised you know that refrence. Kobra: What refrence?

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Thrill: What is toothpaste if not bone soap? Dr. Death Defying: ...every time you speak, I age another fifty years...

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Thrill: *to Val* I will add a single grain of sand to your room everyday until you succumb to the desert.

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Pony: Aight, here’s the four-one-one, folks. Say some gangsta is dissin’ ya fly girl, just give 'em one of these. Pony: *starts dancing*

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Jet: *watching Toxin and Val fight* They must be trying to dial security from a place in a different Zone because it's been fourty-five minutes of them just saying 'Security's on their way'. Kobra: I don't know what's going awry there in that procedure, this response time is abominable. They must just be shooting up battery acid in the bathroom or something and forgot because it's just not coming. Ghoul: I'm starting to believe the security at The Nest is like the Tooth Fairy. It just doesn't exist.

#sweet venom ;; kobra kid #dramatically fabulous ;; show pony #ghostly lad ;; fun ghoul #fucking rat ;; val velocity #heartthrob flatline ;; thrill killer #sup doc ;; dr. death defying #neon nasa ;; jet star #battery acid ;; toxin dealer #tlotfk au #incorrect tlotfk au #incorrect danger days quotes #incorrect killjoys #incorrect danger days #incorrect killjoy quotes #// guess who's back on their bullshit