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angstydiaz · 9 months
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"we're not doing the wife guy shit" "WHY ZACH?"
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blorbocantdomath · 3 months
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this reminded me of a little something
@escapedaudios
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jellypawss · 1 year
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Poopoo Peepee 😎
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safrona-shadowsun · 1 year
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"If I had you for one night...I'd fill you up on Chardonnay and we'd giggle into the late hours, talk about flowers and clouds, gush over Love is in the Air, and...no. None of that. I would puncture your heart, spill your blood upon my chin as I drink deep, and you would do the same of me. We would indulge ourselves on the unknown and share secrets locked so deep they were nearly forgotten. We would fall asleep in silken shadows as reverie whispers in our ears. Of course that's all a metaphor for having a good chat together because I'm too pretty to get covered in blood."
{ Sinful or Sweet }
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"Now, that was wicked, Miss Sana. But you know I prefer confessions don't become a bloodbath. They are little secrets to be savored one at a time, yes? When you wish to stop teasing and want to sate a bit of the hunger you've grown for me, come find me in the Veiled Stair. I'll have a pretty booth ready where I'll bleed a pretty secret for you if you do the same for me. Just us ladies."
{ @twosidedsana }
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chocobosdungeon2 · 2 years
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Shoutout to whoever did this to Donald Trump Jr.'s attorney's wikipedia page LMAO
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specterpants · 1 year
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i ran around a trash can trying to see a squirrel with a piece of popcorn in its mouth, it kept hiding from me like i was gonna steal it
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starsandwriting · 18 days
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Haha. Hahaha.
[ID: Alternating excerpts from the transcripts of The Magnus Protocol episode 11 and The Magnus Archives episode 112 and 67.
1.
Gwen: I thought he was going to kill me!
Lena: But he didn’t, which means you’ve passed the first part of your probation. Congratulations. Did you scream?
2.
(Elias): congratulations. You’re doing a lot better than I expected.
Archivist: Feels like all I’ve managed to do is… not die.
Elias: And believe me, that is a remarkably rare skill.
3.
Gwen: I don’t understand.
Lena: Yes, you do.
Beat.
Gwen: But… why?
Lena: “Why” comes later. For now, it’s best you try to process the “what.” I’ll let you know when I have another liaison assignment for you.
4.
Archivist: So you obviously know how to stop it. You could just tell me!
Elias: I could. But I believe that if I did so, you would fail. The Stranger is antithetical to us.
[The Archivist sighs heavily]
5.
Gwen (defeated): I… Ok.
Gwen opens the door.
Lena: Oh, and Gwen?
Gwen: Yes?
Lena: Get some sleep. You look dreadful.
6.
Archivist: Of course, of course. Understood.
Elias: And for God’s sake, get some sleep.
End ID]
Thank you @princess-of-purple-prose for the ID!
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morganathebogwitch · 2 years
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Pour one out for the lads
*spills pudding*
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dameaylins · 11 months
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And you don't know why But you're dying to try You wanna kiss the girl  
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vivianacht · 3 months
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mmmhmhmmhm her ears must be soft (img oing feral)
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YOU @masscared-star YOU STARTED THIS🫵🫵🫵😔 now i’m obsessed i cannot get over this LOOOOK ATTTT THE KITTYYYYYY🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
she’s probably so soft
do you think she stereotypically plays with yarn and eats mice
i bet she’s got fuzzy fur and paints her claws. i think they might work like enid’s claws do. *squeals*
i cAAAAANTTTT >///////<❤️✨✨✨✨
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clownsuu · 11 months
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LMAOOOOO thank you gamer you are very thoughtful, I think you are turtley awesome too
also while you are here-
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Imagine being a non canonical simp for blue’s clues dad
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ohposhers · 15 days
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*hands you clay, molded to look like clay like a small child gifting you a play dough creation they made in the garage*
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thank you i love it
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doctorsiren · 3 months
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Country gavin anon here, i do vaguely remember what he looked like. He wore a lot of green and yellow and was very tall. Besides that i just recall him being basically a recolor of klavier’s sprites. I’m kinda wondering if the dream continued if it woulda been revealed that he was klavier in disguise. Makes sense, i mean, who names their kid Country?
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yes I did spend entirely too long on this
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leclercskiesahead · 3 months
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shellmotorsport It's here! Part two of @charles_leclerc and @carlossainz55 playing Two Truths and a Lie! Watch and guess along. (Part 1)
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hazelelel · 5 months
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ehehehehhhheheheh
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hehehehehheehehhh
veiny hand firmly grasp
Dumbledore is like: behold, the nicotine addicted greasy dungeon dwelling homicidal sweetheart that I found in the dumpster and made my most trusted spy
Snape: I AM NOT!! UNHAND ME YOU FILTH-
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nightgoodomens · 1 month
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Nye is absolutely bloody brilliant.
Michael Sheen won my heart all over again.
The whole cast did an amazing job and I had such a good laugh between the touching moments too. Fantastic.
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