#god i want a hamster

[nothingbizzare]

Just some kid and his hamsters

#nothingbizzare art #mp100 #sho suzuki #mp100 fanart #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho fanart #i wanted to draw somethings serious but i ended up with something silly #i am open for requests i really really wanna draw some portraits this days to practice my rendering #i can see him looking all serious in a dramatic lighting when petting his silly hamsters #he would dress them in cute dresses #Teru would make the dresses #sho thinking and imagining hamsters do the cooledt thing ever #meanwhile they just run around and eat which is REALLY COOL in my oppinion #god i want a hamster #let this boy have a hug and so many hamsters

[guessilllive]

Spot the difference!

Just two smol hamsters. Doing hamster shit.

Consistent art style? Don't know her. Wish I did tho.

#svsss fanart #svsss #shang qinghua #moshang #scumbag system #scum villian self saving system #digital art #fanart #hamster #hamhua #i just want him to be happy #god damn it #dont talk to me #about anatomy rn #its 1am #what is anatomy? #guess who my favorite character is #i just love him #consistency #? #i dont know her #who is she

[horribluh]

i still cant believe i read all of scum villain in shen qingqiu's pov, with all of his and binghe's insane dynamic front and center, an insane dynamic id usually be all over bc its truly unhinged. but instead of obsessing over all of that, i immediately latched onto shang qinghua just existing in the background

#i am obsessed with him #svsss #mine #yes yes mbj too #but i want to rotate hamster god in my mind ok #marinating him #shang qinghua #does mxtx know they created my blorbo of all time?? do they know this character concept has me by the balls???

[hopeinthebox]

tagged by the fabulous @cordiallyfuturedwight and @jimin-gaon <33 here's the december list

apologies for being late again new year same me: @aprylynn @jiminsproof @pauls-mccharmly @thvinyl @visionsofgideontheninth @btsbs @kimchokejin @jihopesjoint @eoieopda @monismochi 💜 and anyone else who feels so inclined MWAH p.s. please do tag me anyway if you've already done it

#superfluous commentary in the tags as per usual: #i feel you - ADORE THIS TRACK i can't even explain what it does to my psyche except that it initiates a beach episode. #noso is a phenomenal queer artist and you should check them out #smoke and mirrors - ms faith back in action on the rotation i loved this album in 2009 and it still hits. for the love of GOD take me back #loving you - i am a paolo nutini stan if nothing else. exceptional #love is all around - i am in my frazzled english woman era hence the romcom soundtrack #and tell me who could possibly embody that frazzled english spirit better than four weddings hugh grant #boys don't cry - it's the cure by name and the cure by nature for one listen and i am FIXED!!! #she's always a woman - now billy joel is a great name for a cat or hamster but i digress. the stranger album of the year 2023 (again i fear) #little bird - was annie lennox in the last one?? i still have this on repeat. #googling the lyrics and it thinks i want the jonas brothers and it makes me want to sit right down and cry cry cry i'll tell you that much #jenny - paolo again can you blame me? i cannot express how much i adore his entire discography. #these scottish italians... deadly combination for my mental health. peter capaldi sit down #white flag - dido save me.. save me dido... my jihope anthem because i WILL go down with this ship #eternal flame - banger after banger it's almost as if i made this playlist myself!! can you feel my heart beating??? i apologise #as for the artist list #norah jones and jamie cullum christmas albums on repeat lord forgive me for i have listened to jazz #hozier and abba seem to make it without fail every month. for those who aren't familiar hozier is like if abba were irish. and bitchless. #NOW I'VE SAID TOO MUCH #the rest of the artists are fab of course but does olivia dean know i would die for her? #anyway. insert closing statements #tag #receiptify #MWAH

[the-raging-tempest]

makes them suffer makes them suffer makes them suffer

who could have done this? I just want to see them happy

#my hamster wheel #I make the backstory so sad #so much so that now I’m like… #I want good things for them #LMAO #me like: no more suffering #also me: makes it worse for them #also me: I need to invent good things for them for the love of god

[jrueships]

he is NOT going back to Vegas ‼️‼️

#his baby sauce deep hatred yet devotion for 'retweet or x bad thing will happen to u!!!' will never die out #' i HATE these posts >:(!!!! I DO NOT BELIEVE THEM >:(!!!!!!' and then he retweets it #i can literally picture his dumbfounded expression in my mind #he'll look exactly liked the shocked fromt facing hamster meme #i remember when i was little one of my girlfriends was doing magic tricks for our broke kid school 'talent show' #and she picked me as her practice assistant #and i was like OMG :)!!! I GET TO WATCH MAGIC HAPPEN MULTIPLE TIMES!! REAL MAGIC :D !!! #and then she showed me the cheat techniques i almost wanted to divorce her tbh #SHIT BROKE MY HEART 😭‼️‼️‼️‼️ #WDYM IT WAS A FAKE PENNY/CARD/ILLUSIONARY THING???? #MY PAIN IS IRREVERSIBLE #altho i do appreciate the skill it takes to remember all the slyness & stuff like that takes some memory ! #it's still cool 😭 i just thought magic was real like in the books #im glad that belief still lives on within the little sauceling #his cutiepie hair <333 im glad hes keeping the beanie as a usually indoor pet #pls keep it that way 🩵 #or abandon it all together please god #sauce #instead of celebrating valleys day with a boyfriend/girlfriend/meep #hes captivated by the mysteries of magic

[marklikely]

i will not buy more rodents i will not buy more rodents i will not buy more rodents

#ughhh i miss having mice also me and my cousin have been watching a lot of those hamster obstacle course videos #and my god they are just little guys. i will not buy a hamster i will not buy a mice i will not buy a guinea pig i will not b #avpost #theyre just so cute i want to have them all. in my house. #as if the rats are not enough of a handful. but a hamster or mice would be easier i could make time for them #i will not get more rodents i will not get more rodents i will n #pivoting my energy to figuring out how i will make an obstacle course for the rats. and trying to not think of little round hamsters.

[sucktacular]

Friends please witness these lil naked idiots that need a bath

#sucktacular sucks #i thought perhaps they managed to escape my sticky childhood grasps #but alas.... always sticky u_u #(idk man probably old juice that got spilled and missed. why was i like this ; 0 ;) #gonna get that baking soda slurry later #theyre kinda so ugly but so lovely in the same way #like that hamster... good god. but hes smiling so happy so i can't be a hater!! #i think i really like the turtles and bunny now that im older #but i was so obsessed with the lil kittens #i think i lost the lil orange one that came with the bulldog seasaw #so yhats why i have two of the bulldog and only one of her #remember being so sad on the playground looking for her but she was living her new life else where #also ill be careful washing them i prommy #i also collect different material dolls so i be knowing the horrors of acetone... but also the Savior #idk i just wanted to share!! thats 6th grade for me babyyyy #that and animal crossing wild world. i was a menace online truly

[thedevioussmirk]

Its hilarious how I just stumbled into my first Baldur's Gate 3 cosplan being JAHEIRA

#baldur's gate 3 #for context #a mutual told me he wants to cosplay someone #and said that he didnt think astarion or halsin would be right #and i said #hold on #what about minsc the hamster man #and he said YOU'RE RIGHT #so now i gotta cosplay jaheira and my mutual will go actual shiny bald to cosplay that meat shield of a hamster #gods help me i will lose all of my braincells but atleast it will be fun hopefully

[sparkelingspectres]

.

#god the suspense and guilt is just eating at me like a hamster to drywall i cant sleep #i dont want them to see this and yet I simultaneously really do #vecause on one hand i feel absolutely selfish for feeling like this #but if we're in a friendship that isnt mutually beneficial for everybody #i.e. them possibly feeling like they *have* to include me in things and telling me im their best friend when it isnt true which id imagine #would be hellishly draining for them to expirience this and attempt to force somethibg that isnt there #and in turn me feeling like im last picked. like they dont mean what they say and theyre only trying to prevent conflict and hurt feelings #by continuing to treat me as an equal in the group when i may not be #so like for real if my deelings are correct please do not hesitate to just tell me. #a friendship that isnt satisfactory to both parties benefits no one #i personally love being friends as we all are but something just doesnt feel quite natural anymore. like theyre forcing themselves #and i would just like to know where i stand so things can be adjusted accordingly #i promise i wouldnt be mad or hold it against anyone or think any less of anyone if this was the case #i would just like to have an honest civil discussion privately if there was anything to discuss so that things could just be resolved #because ive veen feeling thus off and on for months and its killing i just want to know #and im perfectly fine and prepared to possibly hear an answer i don't like but i just want this feeling to be alleviated one way or another #so just tell me the truth un-sugarcoated i dont like feeling like im trapping everyone in something they arent invested it #id rather hear them tell me they all want to spend less time with me or possibly even drift away from the friendship altogether #than be just dragged on along on every occasion we hang out like an annoying sibling they were forced to bring #yknow? #anyways im just venting and ranting about my wacked out feelings who knows if any of this is true or not #but if it is even in the slightest please just talk to me<3 it would be better in the long run for all involved #vent

[oathofkaslana]

i get so happy when i remember i hve klee did you guys know when i first started the game she was the limited 5* that i wanted the most bc she was so baby..

#i love her so much she’s so cutie and she sings when you run around and she’s literally the babiest #and she just wants to best for everyone and has little bunny bombs and she doesn’t know anything there is a singular #hamster running around up there but by god is it doing it’s best #gameplay tag

[emmyrosee]

I have an image of this man, leave me alone I sWEAR TO GOD-

——

Geto does this thing with his nose.

It’s something you noticed not too long ago, something he does when he’s lost in thought, deep in his memories and trying to sort out the pieces of puzzles in his head.

His nose, the perfect nose on that perfect face-

Scrunches up.

It wrinkles under the thoughts moving around his head, twitching side to side with with monotone “uhhhhh…” when you ask him spontaneous questions.

It writhes when he tries to choose his words carefully, usually when they’re ones of scolding, and it almost takes your focus from the topic at hand to how absolutely precious the sight is.

And yeah, it wrinkles under the force of laughter that he lets out, when he’s deep in joy and his smile is too big to contain, but that’s a corner of love that’s reserved for his hidden dimples. His crinkled little nose is far easier to activate.

Even right now, as you ask him what dinners he has planned the rest of the week, you’re barely able to keep track of anything he’s listing off because that pretty little nose scrunches between the days of the week.

“I guess I got the hamster wheel going?” You tease, chin resting dreamily on the palm of your hand. He cocks a brow, his lip twitching slightly in annoyance.

Along with his nose, of course.

“What did you call me?”

“I didn’t call you anything,” you snicker. “In your head. You’re deep in thought.”

“…. What?”

You roll your eyes, but the smile stays all the same, “nothing, babe. I just like your thinking face.”

“You should like all of my faces,” he says, wrinkling his nose as if wanting to say more, but fighting it back.

You smirk. Then, you lean up to gently grip his chin and kiss the tip of that wriggling nose.

“You’ve got no idea, Suguru.”

#I think this is gonna flop leave me alone #if it does flop im changing this to Ushiwaka JDBDIDBDID #geto suguru #geto suguru fluff #geto suguru x reader #geto suguru x gn!reader #geto suguru x reader fluff #geto suguru imagine #geto suguru jjk #geto #geto fluff #geto x reader #geto x reader fluff #geto x gn!reader #geto imagine #geto jjk #jjk #jjk fluff #jjk imagine #jjk x reader #jjk x gn!reader #jjk x gender neutral reader #jjk x yn #jjk x y/n #jjk x you

[dexaroth]

BUNYYYY!! AND HAMMY

#i thought i had installed the happy home paradise dlc but it turns out i did not. but i did now #and the catalog.. so many cool furniture and clothing. god bless piracy this shit woulda cost me 200 dollerops #and thats not even counting the amiibo. which ill use to get all my wanted villagers instead of having to leave it to mystery island luck B #its funny to have these animal furniture items. i think ill invite a hamster villager and design their home as a wacky experimentation lab #and fill it with the hamster cages. funy

[lcevinolusola]

they werent lying that executive really is dysfunctioning

#i need...................to be medicated #my brain is just not braining today for the love of god someone help me #i have things i want to do and i am instead slowblinking at my computer while the hamster in my brain runs in its little wheel #wheres it going? nowhere. whats it running from? the horrors. #adhd you bane of my existence

[sunlit-spider]

I deeply regret naming my hamster Loki. This little shit has:

Pried open the bars to her cage

Ate a heavy duty "rat proof" tote (I shouldn't have believed it anyway we live by to many orchards for that)

Just waltzed into the bathroom at 6 am this morning while I glassesless thus effectively blind was washing my hair and thought she was a rat.

Ate some of my blanket while she was out and pooped on my mother's good carpet

#hamster #pets #dont name your animal after gods of mischief if you want to sleep peacefully. #what do i do she ate her enclosure

[woso-dreamzzz]

Pets

Hardersson x Child Reader

Part of The Big Adventures Universe

Summary: Rocky the Rock

"Morsa," You say one random day off," Why does Sam have Helen?"

Magda looks up from where she's working on her laptop. You're sitting by the coffee table on the floor, cross-legged as you make your farmyard animals enact something that really reminds Magda of the book Animal Farm which is a little disconcerting but she's trying really hard not to focus on.

"Huh? Helen the cat?"

You nod.

"Well, Sam's got Helen for companionship. Helen's her pet cat."

That makes you frown a little bit. "Why?"

Magda shrugs. "Some people want a pet to keep them company. Some people have cats like Sam, some people have dogs or hamsters or other little things."

You go silent for a moment, you head bobbing up and down in a nod. "Okay," You say," Can I go play outside now, Morsa?"

Magda leans back in her chair to look out the window. It was meant to rain later on today and she didn't want you to get a cold but, thankfully, the sky is clear.

"Do you want someone to kick a ball at you?" Magda asks as she helps you slip on your coat.

"No thank you, Morsa," You say, practically vibrating to be let out," Just going to play."

"Okay. If you get hurt, yell and I'll come out, alright?"

"Okay!"

Magda types away at her laptop for a while as you play in the garden. Every so often, she drags her eyes up to check on you but you're just poking around in the gravel.

When Pernille comes home, you're still there and Magda is still typing.

"Where's Princesse?" Pernille asks before she drops down to steal a kiss.

"She's outside," Magda replies," Hey, Pernille, what does it mean when a kid starts asking about pets?"

"What?"

"Well, she was asking about why Sam has her cat. I said it was for companionship."

"Magda," Pernille says fondly," I love you so much sometimes."

"Sometimes? Not always?"

"You know what I mean. You're so oblivious sometimes."

Magda frowns. "Huh?"

"She's planting the seed in your mind," Pernille explains," So when she asks about getting her own pet then it's not out of nowhere."

"But we can't get a pet!" Magda says," We're moving soon!"

Pernille laughs. "She's probably angling for one when we go back to Germany. She's very smart."

"It's sneaky! Oh my god, are we going to have to start buying pet food?! And vet bills! I don't think there's a good vet near our new place and-"

Magda's mouth snaps closed as Pernille rests her hands on her shoulders. She's giving Magda a pointed look tinged with amusement.

"Magda," She says," Calm down. We're not getting her a pet."

"Oh." Magda blows out all her air. "We're not?"

"No. We'll be much too busy and Princesse's still very little. A pet would just add stress onto everything."

"But she wants one."

"And I want a three course meal and for Sam's whole existence to stop being a threat to Princesse's wellbeing but I'm not getting any of that anytime soon."

Magda laughs. Her hand reaches for Pernille's hip, dragging her closer until she's comfortably sitting on Magda's lap. "I can make you the meal. I'm not too sure I can help with Sam though. I can wrap Princesse up in bubble wrap though."

Pernille smiles. "You're so sweet, Magda." She cards her fingers through Magda's hair, leaning forward to steal a kiss like she did earlier. "You're such a good mother."

Magda rarely gets embarrassed about these things but with Pernille's weight in her lap and you playing in the garden, there are no interruptions. Her face flushes red at the compliments.

"The perfect mother for our little girl," Pernille continues, littering kisses all over Magda's face," You and her are so alike."

"I think she's more like you," Magda can scarcely gets the words out as Pernille bites at her earlobe.

"That's only because you're so oblivious. You and Princesse are more similar than you think."

"Well-"

"Momma! You're home!"

Pernille looks over Magda's shoulder to see you. Your hands are covered in dirt like you've been digging around in the flowerbeds again and you're pulling off your shoes, throwing them onto the floor.

"You look like you've been having fun," Pernille laughs," You're all dirty."

"Only a little," You say, wiping a hand on the front of your shirt," Where's my googly eyes?"

Magda frowns. She'd been preparing herself for you to ask about a pet, not about your arts and crafts supplies. "Er...Should be in the toy box."

"Thank you!"

You run off without even giving Pernille a hug, though she's secretly grateful for that because your hands look to be caked in dirt.

Magda sighs. "Is she going to start sticking those eyes on her shoes again?"

"I hope not. She nearly had a breakdown when they fell off last time."

Neither of them get an explanation about what you're doing with your googly eyes until way after dinner when you stand in front of them sitting on the sofa.

Magda takes a deep breath.

This is it.

It's time to completely break your heart.

"Sam has Helen as her pet," You begin," Morsa says Helen's for companionship."

"Pets are a lot of work," Magda says quickly, wanting the soften the blow," They take a lot of care."

You frown, your crinkle appearing between your brows. "Even the little things?"

"Even them," Pernille says solemnly," The little ones a very complicated. You have to feed them and clean out their cages."

You nod along before," That's okay. I've got one that doesn't need feeding."

That alarms Magda and she remembers how you were poking around in the garden all day. She wonders if you've managed to dig up a mouse or something from the dirt.

Pernille also looks suitably alarmed and her eyes immediately dart to where your hands are hiding behind your back.

"Princesse," She says slowly," Have you brought something into the house that you shouldn't have?"

You shake your head. "He is my pet," You say.

"Princesse-" Magda begins before her mouth hangs open in shock.

"His name is Rocky," You say proudly as you hold up a little granite rock from behind your back. You've stuck a set of three googly eyes on it. "And he is my pet."

"That's a rock," Magda says.

"Yes. Rocky the rock. My pet."

"Pernille, that's a rock."

"I can see that, Magda."

"I found him all by myself," You boast, puffing out your chest," I saved him from the cold and gave him eyes so he can see. He's my pet and he's going to sleep in my bed with me."

Magda can do nothing but stare with an open mouth as you show off your new rock.

"Pernille," Magda manages to whisper as you fawn and coo over your new rock," She dug up a rock."

"Yes, she did."

"She wants to sleep in bed with it."

"Yes, she does."

#woso x reader #hardersson x reader #pernille harder x reader #pernille harder #magdalena eriksson x reader #magdalena eriksson #woso community #woso fanfics #woso imagine #woso #The Big Adventures Universe