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purrassicjet · 3 days

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The parents polycule should kill Bobby Dawn on behalf of Sandra Lynn

#An argument could be made that she is their core member #They beat him to death with their bare hands #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy spoilers #sandra lynn faeth #jawbone o'shaughnessey #gorthalax the insatiable #sklonda gukgak #gilear faeth #hallariel seacaster #lydia barkrock #I hope I tagged them all #But for good measure #bad parents polycule

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celestial-sadgirl · 16 hours

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I keep seeing a lot of people talking about how they want Jawbone to kill Bobby Dawn, or how it be satisfying to watch Jawbone, Gorthalax, and/or Gilear just beat him to a pulp. And that’s fine I guess.

But I really want to see Sandra Lynn destroy him. She’s a trained and skilled ranger! Let her turn him into fucking swiss cheese, or have Baxter fucking maul him!

Like, why do we always expect men to get revenge for things that happened to the women they care about instead of the women it actually happened to?

Idk, I just think she deserves it.

#d20 #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy #fantasy high junior year #fhjy spoilers #Sandra Lynn #bobby dawn #jawbone o'shaughnessey #gorthalax the insatiable #gilear faeth #fantasy high spoilers #fantasy high junior year spoilers #dropout

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bloodyshadow1 · 2 days

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Sandralynn having an Affair with Bobby Dawn when she was like 18 puts in perspective a lot with her. Like her reaction to Fig disguising herself to get her kisses in with adult men, like obviously any parent should rightfully be horrified, but it adds an extra layer.

Also in pointing out that Bobby has a grandson the same age as Fig, it's very likely he already had a kid when he groomed Sandralynn, probably around her age. Just another layer of grossness that makes me hate him even more. The guy was a father and cheated on his wife/partner at the time with a girl fresh out of high school that looked up to him and his adventuring party, despite having a kid close to her age.

Now we don't know the specifics, we dont' know when Sandralynn had an affair with Gorthalax and what age she was when she married Gilear and had Fig, she is an elf which adds to the time fuckiness, but I doubt she waited 18 or so years between kicked out of the adventuring party and having an affair with a devil, getting married, and having a kid.

#fantasy high #fantasy high spoilers #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #sandra lynn faeth #bobby dawn #the bad kids #fig faeth #gilear faeth #gorthalax the insatiable

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sugaldean · 3 days

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Fucking love how Brennan is like:

here are the parents figures, some of them are straight evil, some of them are bad, some of them are good but none of them is fucking perfect

#dimension 20 #d20 #brennan lee mulligan #sandra lynn faeth #jawbone o'shaughnessey #gorthalax the insatiable #gilear faeth #hallariel seacaster #pok gukgak #sklonda gukgak #bill seacaster #wilma and digby thistlespring #angwyn abernant #arianwen abernant #mac applebees #donna applebees

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jarvesque · 4 days

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Sandra Lynn Faeth, one day I'll figure out your taste in men (and non binary people). But not today

#I am so invested on that elf woman's love life #She's so messy #A woman after my own heart #dimension 20 #brennan lee mulligan #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high #sandra lynn faeth #gilear faeth #gorthalax the insatiable #garthy obrien #bobby dawn

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islandoforder · 25 days

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imagine you decide to go on the most awkward group holiday trip ever, like your kid’s friends and their parents, and literally everyone has relationship drama and situationships like at least one person you used to date and two people you’ve turned down are there guaranteed, and your kid and their friends have all gone to visit their friend’s ex/situationship’s corporate religious retreat and then suddenly like four gods are mad and someone is maybe dying and apparently the kids are all trapped in an extradimensional portal?? and then they just go to hell???? and you’re still stuck on this awful fucking trip just stuck in a room with these other parents and their goddamn relationship drama as you wait to hear back from your kid who, again, is in hell

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vampirehayfever · 18 days

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picturing a beautifully poetic scene straight out of a sports anime when gorthalax finally says "the ball, you're up"

#gorthalax the insatiable #riz the ball gukgak #riz gukgak #riz gukgak midwest emo fan canon #brian murphy #brennan lee mulligan #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high junior year spoilers #d20 fantasy high #dropout #intrepid heroes

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faethable · 4 months

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merry christmas but more importantly happy birthday fig faeth

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #d20 #d20 fhsy #fhsy #fantasy high sophomore year #d20 fantasy high #fig faeth #gorthalax the insatiable #figueroth faeth

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wessie-in-pjs · 3 months

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Sklonda wears the pants in her relationships

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fully-functioning-pigeon · 17 days

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I know the circumstances are different, but the parallel between Gorthalax’s reaction to Gorgug leaving Owlbears to achieve his dreams and Porters reaction to Gorgug multiclassing to achieve his dreams is a masterclass in trusting your students and keeping you opinion out of a child’s education

I’m not suprised this actual devil of the nine hells is a better, more emotionally intelligent teacher than an actual teacher

#dimension 20 spoilers #fhjy spoilers #fhjy #d20 fhjy #dimension20 #gorgug thistlespring #gorthalax the insatiable #porter cliffbreaker #fantasy high junior year

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a-jar-of-beetles · 3 days

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I want to put all the people Sandra Lynn has slept with in one room to see what happens, specifically to see who would punch Bobby first

#fantasy high #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #untapped rage #sandra lynn faeth #bobby dawn #gilear faeth #gorthalax the insatiable #garthy obrien #jawbone o'shaughnessey #It's such a strange assortment of people #Plus anyone else she dated #I would also pay good money to hear a conversation between Gilear and Garty #Their energies are just so incompatible I just want to know how they would interact

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embraceweird · 2 months

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sugaldean · 25 days

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Silently adding Bill Seacaster and Pok Gukgak to my ever growing list of relationships in the Bad Kids' parents' Polycule

#dimension 20 #d20 #brennan lee mulligan #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #d20 fhjy #bill seacaster #pok gukgak #gorthalax the insatiable #gilear faeth #sandra lynn faeth #Sandra Lynn #jawbone o'shaughnessey #digby thistlespring #wilma thistlespring #gorbag #Roz #hallariel seacaster #sklonda gukgak

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rrat-king · 24 days

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riz vs the fact that both of his parents are sleeping with dudes from hell now

#sklondas got her pit fiend and now poks got his demon pirate side piece #poor dude can’t stop his parents from dating his friends parents #d20 #fhjy #fantasy high #dimension 20 #riz gukgak #pok gukgak #sklonda gukgak #bill seacaster #gorthalax the insatiable

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chungledown-bimothy · 25 days

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I need pok and bill to fuck solely to add to the insane bad kids parentcule

honestly that's 99% of the reason i'm considering adopting the headcanon. i want that shit to be as fucked up as possible, and it makes riz's position in that whole mess even worse.

BOTH of his parents are fucking a demon father of one of his friends.

#dimension 20 #fhjy spoilers #fhjy #fantasy high junior year #pok gukgak #bill seacaster #sklonda gukgak #gorthalax the insatiable #riz gukgak

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emiko-matsui · 9 months

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fig went from the stereotypical moody teen who hates her mom and dad to bringing all three of her parents on her friends' spring break roadtrip in, like, a year

#dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high #fig faeth #sandra lynn faeth #gilear faeth #gorthalax the insatiable #fhsy #spring break i believe in you

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