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aurore-vacances · 26 days
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KURURIN MIRROR CHANGE !
CURE HONEY !!
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crossoverquest · 3 months
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Alastor: Yo, what is currently occurring, Home Incisions? (Yo, what’s happening, home slice?) Dialogue toward your maternal caregiver. (Word to your mother.) Welcome to my infant bedding structure. (Welcome to my crib.) Today’s activities in the Hazbin Hotel are gonna be propelling projectiles into peoples’ posteriors. (Today’s activities in the Hazbin Hotel are gonna be poppin’ caps in asses.) West Side, female canines! (West Side, bitches!)
Vaggie: Wow, just- just wow.
Ohana: I literally felt myself die inside.
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blayzez · 4 months
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Blue: I know I’ve basically been courting you this whole time but there’s actually this arbitrary rule that I’ve never mentioned or even alluded to before that prevents us from being together.
Queen Mirage:
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x-izanagi-no-okami-x · 10 years
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What is Blue even doing anymore? Like he just stands there.
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aurore-vacances · 5 days
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Light  of  life  become  the  holy  power,  Honey  Baton  ! Pretty  Cure  Sparkling  Baton  Attack  !  Life,  return  to  the  heavens  !
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crossoverquest · 3 months
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Timeframe: Sometime after the “Brazilian Wax” incident between Tsumugi and Alastor
Valentino, fuming about Tsumugi: That stinking 20 year old. First chance I get, I’ll return the favor.
Velvette to Vox: Take care with Tsumugi, Vox. If you cross her, you’ll never be the same sinner again.
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crossoverquest · 4 months
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I made this after I remembered that Dreadhead had a gun.
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crossoverquest · 4 months
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Location: The Hazbin Hotel’s Main Lobby
Alastor: I know. Not every day you get a chance to literally go to Hell and meet a demon of my reputation.
[Alastor moves towards the scabbard of Zeke’s sword with a black Sharpie in hand. Tsumugi, after looking at Zeke’s sword, uses its hilt to hit Alastor in the gut. Alastor bends over, and Tsumugi grabs him by the ear. Charlie was nearby and saw everything.]
Tsumugi: You are NOT someone I fancy…
Zeke: …And we’re not here so you can sign my sword’s scabbard!
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crossoverquest · 3 months
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I had to revise this joke twice in order to make it adhere to TikTok’s Terms of Service. The origin of this joke is Chezaidan on TikTok.
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crossoverquest · 27 days
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Cure Art to Jax: What are you?
Jax: I’ll tell you what I’m not: Coated in wet paint.
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crossoverquest · 26 days
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Ohana: Is this a dream, Kaiba?
Kaiba: No…
Ohana: I thought not. If it were, you’d give up on being the King of Games.
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crossoverquest · 27 days
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Blue to Lucy: Now, fair warning. This group sticks together. So in order to convince any of the Silicon Cityfolk, you'll need to convince all of them. And there's one in particular--
Lucy: Uuuugh, Breaker.
Blue: Breaker, who's a bit of an... uh--
Ohana: Ornery old foreman?
Blue: That! He’s tough, but win him over and the rest of the Good Guild will be easy as pie. Ready?
Aloalo: I guess-lolo.
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crossoverquest · 28 days
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Phantom to Adam: What happened to your last crew?
Adam: They came down with a really bad case of death.
Phantom: Forget it, Adam. (Unsheathes his sword) No deal.
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crossoverquest · 5 months
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Location: The Ground Floor of the NSR Tower
Misery: Ah! My neck hurts. Is there a doctor that I could see?
Seto to Hime: And I demand to see Tatiana!
Hime: Oh. I have a message from Tatiana: “Vinyl City will henceforth and forever no longer do business of any sort with the Kaiba Corporation and its subsidiaries unless the passion with which their Majority Shareholder and CEO Seto Kaiba pursues the title of King of Games wanes.”
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crossoverquest · 3 months
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Blue: Forgive Plant, Brenner!
Eddie Plant on Sam Brenner’s behalf: I deserve no such thing.
Blue: All beings deserve compassion.
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crossoverquest · 4 months
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Location: The road leading up to the Hazbin Hotel
Hime to Megumi: I don’t want to see Sir Pentious or another exorcist class angel as long as I live.
An annoyed Sir Pentious: To think I put my plan through the painstaking process of proving its prowess…
Lucy: You’re giving me a pain, but I can’t say where because doing so would defeat the purpose of the Hazbin Hotel!
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