Alastor: Yo, what is currently occurring, Home Incisions? (Yo, what’s happening, home slice?) Dialogue toward your maternal caregiver. (Word to your mother.) Welcome to my infant bedding structure. (Welcome to my crib.) Today’s activities in the Hazbin Hotel are gonna be propelling projectiles into peoples’ posteriors. (Today’s activities in the Hazbin Hotel are gonna be poppin’ caps in asses.) West Side, female canines! (West Side, bitches!)
Blue: I know I’ve basically been courting you this whole time but there’s actually this arbitrary rule that I’ve never mentioned or even alluded to before that prevents us from being together.
Alastor: I know. Not every day you get a chance to literally go to Hell and meet a demon of my reputation.
[Alastor moves towards the scabbard of Zeke’s sword with a black Sharpie in hand. Tsumugi, after looking at Zeke’s sword, uses its hilt to hit Alastor in the gut. Alastor bends over, and Tsumugi grabs him by the ear. Charlie was nearby and saw everything.]
Tsumugi: You are NOT someone I fancy…
Zeke: …And we’re not here so you can sign my sword’s scabbard!
Blue to Lucy: Now, fair warning. This group sticks together. So in order to convince any of the Silicon Cityfolk, you'll need to convince all of them. And there's one in particular--
Lucy: Uuuugh, Breaker.
Blue: Breaker, who's a bit of an... uh--
Ohana: Ornery old foreman?
Blue: That! He’s tough, but win him over and the rest of the Good Guild will be easy as pie. Ready?
Misery: Ah! My neck hurts. Is there a doctor that I could see?
Seto to Hime: And I demand to see Tatiana!
Hime: Oh. I have a message from Tatiana: “Vinyl City will henceforth and forever no longer do business of any sort with the Kaiba Corporation and its subsidiaries unless the passion with which their Majority Shareholder and CEO Seto Kaiba pursues the title of King of Games wanes.”