Steve: I can’t believe you taught the boys to fight their bullies, Billy! That’s not okay!
Billy: In my defense, I was the only one saying they should stop hitting
*flashback*
Billy: Stop hitting them! Kicking them will hurt more!
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Billy: Harrington, we meet again
Steve: Hargrove, your fly's down. Hah! I made you look
Billy: I didn't look. And I'm wearing shorts, there is no fly
Steve: That's not what your mom said
Billy: You make no sense
Steve: And now I'm inside your head. Prepare to die
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Dustin, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!
Billy, not looking up from his book: Really? Steve, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down
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Steve: Fist me
Billy: What did you just say?
Steve, holding out his fist for a fist bump: Fist me!
Billy: …
Billy: It’s a fist bump, Bambi. Don’t ever say that to anyone else again, alright?
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