#hastur answurs

[duke-hastur]

You are a tall boi (gn)

It's the platform shoes.

But why are you saying good night. It's morning. And it should be bad night/morning. I'm a demon and demons are bad.

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[the-demon-team]

All I’m saying is that hastur is the biggest bottom I’ve ever seen in good omens

@furfurs-fotos: excuse me? Then what am I? topped liver?

@duchess-shax: can't confirm, but I believe it

@ligur-duke-of-hell: can confirm. it's true.

@duke-hastur: I hate you all

(but I also love you, Ligur)

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[duke-hastur]

Ya smell like shit.

-@warlock-ed

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[duke-hastur]

Why is your boyfriend so eyes?

🟠👄🟠

Because he's beautiful. Ligur's eyes are the best colour (Crawley’s eyes can go suck a snake).

He named the colour 'orange', and made sure nothing would directly rhyme with it, to frustrate poets everywhere.

Sadly this means I haven't been able to finish my love poem about him.

Fire is red

Your eyes are orange

do you want to eat some porridge

I got my fingers caught in a door hinge

All American people are foreign

My favorite TV show is Fringe

Writing love poems is getting boring

Can anyone help me with the last line?

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[duke-hastur]

Throw this at you and runs away

@furfurs-fotos and I actually dated for a while. He was a rebound while I was grieving. Things got awkward when @ligur-duke-of-hell came back to life.

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[duke-hastur]

What do you mean your only tall because of your boots? Even with out them your still taller then Crowley. You are over 6 foot sir.

That's right. So take that @thedemon-crowley. I'm taller than you.

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[duke-hastur]

What do you like better frogs or toads. Also did Ligur and Michael ever date?

Toads. More warts.

@ligur-duke-of-hell swore nothing ever happened between him and @michaelwiththegoodhair, and I know he'd never lie to me.

...would you, Ligur?

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[duke-hastur]

You're awesome, I love you.

I only love my bed and my Ligur, I'm sorry.

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[duke-hastur]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

So I could feed it to my maggots.

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[duke-hastur]

Hi Hastur! Thank you for reblogging Hastur sunday oh my god!

I love you like the completely normal amount I swear <3

Demons don't say "you're welcome" so the best I can do is not turning into a swarm of maggots and eating you.

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[duke-hastur]

Why maggots?

Why male models?

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[duke-hastur]

🔫

You're bluffing.

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[duke-hastur]

Hello, me and my friend were discussing how mentally ill you must be. My friend who takes medication for their mental disorders, found it funny on how many pills you have to take. I did too but curiosity took over. So, Mr. Hastur La Vista, how many fucking pills do you take?

No pills. I'm out here rawfrogging life (and @ligur-duke-of-hell)

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[duke-hastur]

I stole your frog and make it wear this 🥰

Should I get matching outfit for you?

I already have one.

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[duke-hastur]

You should try sweet tart ropes with frito bean dip

Okay.

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[duke-hastur]

Hello

Yes?

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