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#hazbin hotel exorcists
sunsetcougar · 2 days
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Okay okay hear me out, hear me out!
Exorcists with lyrebird traits.
Specifically the ability to mimic to freaky levels of accuracy.
Imagine Angel Dust hearing Molly or his Mom calling him to come home for dinner.
Imagine Alastor hearing his Mom calling him to come inside before he catches a chill from being in the woods all day.
The sinners who know the trick having to listen as the ones they loved and lost call to them with honey sweet voices.
The sinners who don’t know it being lured to their deaths, like a sailor following a siren’s call.
Imagine the exterminations start quietly, a hidden portal, a few hours of terror where no one trusts if the voices they hear are who they think they are.
Sinners being caught right outside shelter because those inside don’t know if they can trust the voice. Those inside hearing the scream and then silence and then the begging voice coming again as the exorcist tests out their new toy.
Hellborn who get caught outside hearing their own voices echoed back to them, telling them, “run along now, there’s nothing to see here.”
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passerby4fun · 1 day
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Lute isn't homophobic imo
I've seen lots of people claim that Lute is a homophobe for calling Vaggie's relationship with Charlie "Vile and blasphemous", but I doubt that's the case because first, I doubt homosexuality counts as a sin in Hazbin Hotel as Vaggie still hates bad deeds, hence her low-tolerance for the other hotel inhabitants, but she didn't seem hesitant or ashamed of her love for Charlie. Secondly, even if it counted a sin in HH, Lute never called someone out for a sin unless they were a demon. Adam talked on and on about having sex without marriage and acted misogynistic but Lute never batted an eye. She only did so when Angel (a demon) was involved.
So is Lute a bigot? She is, considering her disdain for demons. But is she homophobic? Doubt it; she probably just hates Vaggie's relationship with Charlie because Vaggie is an angel, whereas Charlie is a demon.
Totally not me trying to explain her behavior bc I'm gay for her
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kosssich · 29 days
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papa Adam and his nestlings, they’re on a walk
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+ some baby exorcists
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tikhondownichi · 1 month
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It's pretty fun to draw them~ 🐤
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fellatitledthemf · 2 months
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Thought about this idk
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I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
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In episode 6, Sera refers to Lute as Adam’s lieutenant. In the same episode, it’s revealed that Adam gives all the exorcists their names after they die. So is Lute just short for lieutenant? THAT’S LIKE NAMING A SOLDIER SOLDIER! Adam is the worst, l love him so much 😂😂
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mulberrydragon · 3 months
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(i have to joke about it, sorry)
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1anxiousbeancrying · 6 days
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A silly thing I noticed is that the exorcists wings are so fucking large.
Like substantially bigger than most angels we see. The biggest set of wings we see in the series are Lucifers in more than anything but it's mostly for show, whenever he's fighting he has them a lot smaller even in his demon form.(Maybe they just get in the way idk).
Seras are quite big but that's only because she's very tall, Emily's look the same size as Lucifers.
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The wings are large enough to entirely cover the exorcists body, also I think this is one of my favourite wing shots in the series.
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Like there wings are so big compared to winners and other angels, maybe they can't change the size of them like other angels, or maybe it's for intimation, it could also be for speed since exorcist are pretty fast (because from what I've seen the exorcists are tiny) I'm also loving lute in this image.
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Like even vaggies are huge ld say they absolutely put poor husks to shame in size.
I've always headcanoned that wing size and spikes on halos indicate rank or positions in heaven, like since the exorcists out rank the winners their wings would be bigger.
The wings have got to be a pain to move around with though, no wonder vaggie put them away so fast I don't think they would fit through the doors.
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zarasaurus-studios · 3 months
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“she didn’t even say goodbye, charlie…”
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I wonder if Vaggie knew the exorcist that Carmilla killed
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snailik · 1 month
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"Nice job, Vaggie..."
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glitchedcosmos · 3 months
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She can eat shit and all but she’s so fucking pretty
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emperorjoeychroma · 3 months
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HOLY SHIT VAGGIE WAS AN EXORCIST!!!😲😱🤯
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kosssich · 1 month
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I like to think that vaggie is an owl, so now I think that all exorcists are birds of prey
Vaggie is a barn owl, and Lute is a golden eagle
Also I watched video about rivalry between eagles and owls and now it’s even funnier to me
I have so much thoughts and headcanons about exorcists it’s actually embarrassing but be cringe be free, right?
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tikhondownichi · 1 month
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Heh main birb
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jyoongim · 1 month
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Hi, I would like to ask Adam x female reader, him having sex with the reader, his best exterminator
🙏🏽Note: I am not an Adam fan so i dont know how if this is good.
I HATE THIS SO BAD. YALL I CANT I CANT DO IT *sobbing into pillow* you’ll never get another Adam fic from me
Title: His Best
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You smiled as another extermination went successful. No mishaps and everyone was in one piece. The ladies were calling for a celebration and you nodded, there was no need to soil their fun with plans for next year.
A hand was on your shoulder, pulling you from your chatter, Lute. She nodded her head off to the distance, grinning “Report due”
You nodded and flew to where Adam was to give the annual report.
You were THE top exorcist in Adam’s little angelic harem.
You thought Lute was a bad bitch? Ha! She had nothing on you.
Your skills and strategy on demon extermination was always praise worthy, making you rise in rank rather quickly.
The number of kills you racked in every year? 
Legend.
You tried to clean yourself up slightly, wanting to portray some sort of elegance, but knocked at his office door regardless.
”Lute said you wanted the report sir?” You asked as you approached your commander.
Adam smiled at you, leaning his head on his hand ”yea lay it on me Danger Tits”
You stood like a soldier as you gave the report. You reported the number of hellspawns killed, who made the most kills and who needed to improve their combat training. 
You must have been rambling too much because you didn’t even notice you had started to pace and Adam had wrapped his arms around your waist to pull you into him
“Whoa whoa babes! Hey! Relaaaax. Chill out for a bit” he laughed as you frowned, but relaxed against him.
”you know I LOVE when you talk violence babe but for now…”he started to press kisses to your neck
”I thought i should honor my baddest bitch” you hummed as he removed your mask, smiling when he finally saw your beautiful face.
You pulled away to remove your bloody uniform and burst into giggles as Adam pounced on you, picking you up and sitting you on the desk.
Adam wasted no time in slamming his lips on yours as his hands roamed your body.
You moaned into his mouth as one of his hands tweaked your nipples, pinching and tugging at the sensitive nubs.
The other slipped between your legs, softly brushing against your slit.
You tugged at his heavenly robes as he toyed with you.
”ha! But i promised to celebrate with the girls”you faked concern as his lips trailed down your chest to suck a tit into his mouth sighing as his tongue swirled around a nipple.
He let out a low growl, dipping a finger into your warm heat. ”Oh fuck ‘em. They’ll be fine. Lute can handle them”
Your back arched as another finger sunk into you, pulling a shaky moan from your lips.
Your hips grinded against his hand, riding his fingers as you threw your head back “f-fuck!” You cried, the sensation from both his mouth and fingers had your body tingling. 
“Sera is gonna want my re-report so we have to make this quick” you keened as he kneeled down, trailing kisses from your chest to your slippery folds.
Adam ignored your comment, instead he focused on your puffy clit. He flicked his tongue against the bud, eyes watching as your mouth fell open in a soft gasp. You leaned back slightly, spreading your thighs for him as you jutted your hips against his mouth.
He watched your face contort with pleasure as he trailed his tongue from your clit to slit and back. Wrapping his lips around the bundle of nerves and softly sucking, using his tongue to coax more slick from you.
“Quick? Oh babe you deserve way more than a quickie buuut if you insist” he mumbled against your pussy.
He gave your cunt one last lick before standing and turning you over, your feet planted as you leaned over the desk. You wiggled your ass at him teasingly, giggling as he smacked your ass and rubbed the tip of his dick against you.
You swear your eyes sported heart eyes when he sunk his dick into you. “Ooh fuck! Yes!” You cried as he set a rough pace, dick hitting those spots that only he could reach.
Soft grunts and whines filled the room as Adam’s hips slammed against yours fap fap fap bounced on the walls as you trembled beneath the angel.
”Tch I never get tired of this pussy. Best pussy I’ve ever fucked” he huffed. You smirked, looking over your shoulder as you pushed your hips back to meet his thrusts  “better than your wives?”
His cock twitched and he growled, burying his hand in your hair, mushing your cheek into the glass. He angled his hips to dig into your gummy walls making you whine
”much better”
You clawed at the glass as he pounded into your pussy, your legs trembling as they tried to support his brute strength. Your thighs were sticky from your slick and you bristled as you felt the pricks of an orgasm approach.
Adam chuckled as your cunt fluttered, clenching as you grinded your hips against him. “Hehe you gonna cum? Already? I thought i trained you better than that baby” you could hear the grin that he wore on his face.
You didn’t get a chance to make a snarky remark, when he starting rubbing at your clit as he slowed his thrusts so you feel him wreck your walls.
You let out a whimper “p-please let me cum sir”, your wings unfurled from your back, curling around him. Adam used your wings as leverage to bounced you along his dick, making your tongue lull and eyes roll.
”I guess you deserve it after today. Go on baby. Cum all over my dick”
Your body tensed and a high-pitch cry left your lips as you slammed your hips against his, milking him of his own orgasm, grinding into him as your orgasm ripped through you.
You slumped against the desk, wings flapping to keep you up. Adam sighed happily as he pulled his dick out of you and watched as his cum dripped down your leg.
You hissed as he slapped your ass “asshole”
Adam chuckled, kissing your shoulder “I can fuck that too babe”
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