#he has a dumb fucking voice

[scorpionatori]

I hate that zombieland saga isn’t more mainstream he would do absolute NUMBERS on tumblr

#he’s annoying #he’s obnoxious #he’s pathetic #like a wet rag #he’s voiced by mamoru miyano #who’s done plenty of iconic roles #he has a dumb fucking voice #he’s goofy #he’s an alcoholic #he dresses like an idiot #let us never forget his mudskipper impression that had thousands of people thirsting after him #zombieland saga

[nerosdayinanime]

sabito = dirtbike redneck. you cant convince me otherwise

#fratboy sabito posting #sabito #kny sabito #idk #was suddenly hit w the realization that i think him being a countryboy/redneck kinda crazy is *hot* #[head in hands knees on the floor folded in despair] #i know im southern but this wasnt supposed to happen. it wasnt supposed to be this way. what the fuck man. #sabito & giyuu keep makin me Into shit!! what the fuck!! #i wanna draw him doing wheelies and flips off dirt ramps. doughnuts. taking off his helmet n having dumb lil marks from it. #trying and failing to convince giyuu to drive a dirtbike & instead him getting on a 4wheeler #sab & makomo bullying him for being scared of dirtbikes but not the literal Twice As Big 4wheeler #idk. sabito just seems like a biker in general to me. dirtbikes just got the most 'will do bat shit insane stuff for funsies' vibe to em #all of them are a bit crazy but dirtbikes are Scary crazy. bmx bike tricks but it has a fucking MOTOR why are you doing 20ft leaps and flip #off cliffs what the fuck. #i can see sabito being a little deranged when he gets excited. normal when hes chill but as soon as he sees somethn fun all #sense goes out the window. he needs to be child harnessed to keep him from throwing himself off a wall like 'i could totally make that jump #on one hand giyuu gets life experiences and exposure to making new friends- on the other he has to stop sabito from being #the equivalent of a human lemming trying to throw itself into the hands of death at every waking moment #sabito in turn keeps giyuu from being too boring or being a scardy cat abt things. he also learns the art of 'quiet time' and 'how to Chill #honorable mention of my vague raspy voice sabito hc #kinda slight but v obvious when he raises his voice or yells #i think the sabito brainrot is actually overtaking the giyuu brainrot now. oh no #hes fictional²!! none of this shit [motions to my blog] is canon to him #thasa whole 'nother bitch!! i declare this brainrot Unfounded #wont stop me tho. 'm havin fun

[todayisafridaynight]

minedai is so important to me esp when it involves daigo staring at mine with big ass heart eyes and cupids flying above his head and grinning and smiling and fluttering his pretty lashes at him but mines still like Does He Like Me ............. all the while mentally doing the exact same thing towards him

#snap chats #i cant even call this stupid4stupid mine's just stubborn and daigo doesn't want to overstep..... so maybe stupid4stupid actually... #mines forever funny to me #he'll fall for literally anyone who shows him a modicum of decency yet he'll think they dont like him the same #usually cause he right people do be usin him for ulterior motives OOP BUT STIIIILLLL #daigo loves him so much ..... mine you dummy dumb dumb .... #the bit in rggo where daigo asks mine if he's single lives forever in my brain it's like my brain's wallpaper #like daigo ......... my son are you flirting rn ............ i know you got that charisma stat MAXED .......... #the concept of daigo flirting is so funny to me because on the lowest of keys i think he can be SOMEWHAT smooth #not SUPER slip-and-slide smooth but he naturally has that aura to him that makes anything he say sound reasonable and attractive #his voice certainly helps him with that donnit BYE #this turning into a daigo love post but its been like A Year since my last one so let me cook #I HAVE TO BUY THE DAIGO DONDOKO DLC WAIT FUCK BRB

[wanyinchen-narts]

SUNFLOWER (CANON DIVERGENCE AU)

the absolute *chef's kiss*, depth, angst, and clownery of the kakagai dynamic this fic has is beyond insane and amazing and I am not ashamed to say that I have binged it at least 7 times

Now, my lovelies, please read "Sunflower" by cloudynebula and lapifors once more and bask in its utter perfection. But make sure you're in the right headspace for it because it's really heavy and dark tho! Please take care of yourself first <3

*more incoherent babbling in the tags lmaooo*

#kakagai #maito gai #hatake kakashi #might guy #naruto #sha's nart art #fanart of a fanfic #the sunflower fic deserves a tag as far as i'm concerned #go. read. sunflower!!!! #i swear it is the best Gai character study fic!!! #you have no idea on how rare Gai character study fics that actually don't underestimate him are #or something along those lines #its so rare to find gai-centered fics that have his voice down to a tee #and not overdoing the dramatic capitalization to a fucking ridiculous amount; and not having the words YOUTH!!! and SPRINGTIME!!! be used #--in every other sentence LIKE THANK YOU! Its one of my pet peeves i think i just dont like the implication that Gai is an dumb idiot #we need more gai-centered fics!!! he's fucking hilarious as a narrator #like THANK YOU!!!! I imagine Gai to be sweet emotional genuine overwhelming overdramatic over-the-top stubborn and wise #not a fool who only has YOUTH!! and PASSION!! in his dictionary LIKE EXCUSE YOU! Gai's very flowery and poetic; he knows many words :D #and the actual depth of Gai in this fic makes me cry and wail happy tears #and the depicted relationship between Gai and Kakashi is so perfect it makes me cry and wail happy tears even more!!! #like its so perfect and genuine and real and true *more wailing* #LIKE THANK YOU FOR HAVING GAI ACTUALLY OPPOSE AND DISAPPROVE KAKASHI'S ACTIONS IN ANBU #gai walks beside kakashi NOT BEHIND #he aint Kakashi's simp or Kakashi's enabler #he's Kakashi's best friend and eternal rival goddammit!!! #and thats all lmao #whoopsies i went on a tangent

[shorthaltsjester]

nothing more morally reprehensible than a cleric (checks notes) using the key features of their class…? surely that can’t be where we are regarding analysis of character actions in cr at this point.

#also like. fcg already cast turn undead around laudna he knew it wouldn’t destroy her. #like fcg does make fucked up choices fairly often but the cleric desiring to cast turn undead when there are many undead creatures isn’t one #also like. yes fcg was a shithead about it w his respect the gods comments but. very very specifically laudna Has been starting shit #in every convo even tangentially related to the gods laudna is the one who without clear motive goes Well What If Gods Bad Actually #which. sure . if u had a clear reason i’d be happy to follow the trail. i’d think it’s still a dumb claim but yk #like the few times when fearne has brought it up it’s been prodding the ideas the Others have in response #and when imogen has it’s been certainly self centered but that means it’s evidently motivated whereas with laudna it’s like. it seems like #she’s just trying to stir shit up which I Would Love if we got context for the Why #laudna is just as responsible for any situation where her and fcg are disagreeing as fcg would be . because they’re Both disagreeing #also of interesting note but. fearne and fcg are much more in the midst of an obvious disagreement. fearne is a changebringer Hater™ . #anyway my point is that a lot of fcg’s character at the moment is being a weirdo about religion so . don’t be shocked when he’s a weirdo #and also. it’s so so fucking stupid to see (jester voice) The Cleric™ cast turn undead and decide it’s more about interpret conflict #than it is. fcg has a very specific build that can be pretty restrictive in terms of beneficial battle actions. let them use turn undead #cr spoilers #cr tag

[unfortunatelyilikebnha]

Every time I remember that bitch* jumped off the roof (he was FINE even though he shouldn’t have been but whatever, anime logic) I always get way too concerned abt it like YOURE GOING. TO BREAK YOUR ANKLES BE MORE CAREFUL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

*kai toshiki

#cfv #kai toshiki #like I know he’s possessed and uhhhh doesn’t rlly care abt himself #but if he wants to fight Aichi and Ren he should not be risking his safety like that #like does he rlly think they’d fight him when he broke both his ankles? #NO BITCH they’re dragging your ass clawing and snarling and all to to the nearest hospital #//aichi voice// uh sorry takuto can we take a rain check on me defeating you I have to drag this dumb bitch to the hospital :/ sorry #actually the thought of them driving r!kai to the hospital chewing him out the whole time while he’s like wtf??? is kinda funny #kai: I am EVIL I’m SPREADING THE REVERSE and I’m DOING IT ON PURPOSE what the fuck are you guys doing #m​isaki: you can be evil later right NOW you’re being told Not To Jump Off Roofs You Fucking Idiot #naoki: yeah dude. not cool :/ #sorry for all the swearing I hate him (/affectionate /derogatory) #clare dont look #elliot dont look <3 #this has been in the drafts for A WHILE* oops #*since february #still true though. be more careful Kai!!

[vilelittlecritter]

Me: "I don't like people, I prefer being on my own and not talking"

People: "oh okay we'll leave you be then"

Me: "wait no PLEASE COME BACK I WANT LOVE-"

#its not that i dont like people. its just that i have resorted to avoiding people out of habit and a sense that i make things worse #like its not that i DON'T want to message my friend. its just that I cant bring myself to since i usually dont #ha ha ha. god i am desperate to just speak to people but I want to be left alone and im scared of people turning out to be mean #i kinda feel like crying when i see people say how they love their friends and cuddle up with them and have fun #lol one of my old best friends caused me to have awful anxiety about myself because he judged and made fun of ke constantly #oh yeah and that other time after i broke up with a friend because we stupidly decided to try and date and it didnt go well #the bastard asked the person out that night. they said no because they aren't an ass or dumb. god i should have left him when he said that #oh yeah he also made fun of my sunny cosplay i did and then left me alone in the comic con crowd for half an hour #as someone with anxiety that fucked me up just a little #so yeah bad past friendships and terrible social skills have left me to just go lol cant get hurt if i dont have friends! #ha ha. this is agony. #i have like one actaul friend i talk to and she's going through some stuff and wants to be left alone #which is understandable but now I'm talking to absolutely no one #also even if i were to talk to people i just feel i make things worse #i feel like im obnoxious and weird constantly and I'm sobscsred that people are going to think I'm creepy #its not that im doing anything super weird its just that with my autism I can get overly excited and start rambling and not thinking #yet another reason why I've chosen to stop speaking as much #im also just really snappy sometimes #I remember a while ago someone i was kinda friends with asked me if i was okay and i said i was fine #they kept pushing because they were concerned and no ones ever really done that so i kind of panicked and raised my voice at them #i wasn't angry i just never had someone try and actually pry that deep before other than maybe my parents #they seem like a lovely person but i still feel so horrible for doing that to them #sure i apologises later and they understood but i felt like it was one of the most awful things ive done to someone #i hate even the thought of being cruel or mean and all they were trying to do was help and i snapped at them for it #sorry for being ranty but I'm starting to think im really not okay #I've pondered the idea of possibly having deppression but thats a conversation for my counselor #again sorry for sumoing and ill probably delete this soon #if anyone has read all of this im honestly impressed #personal rambles #vent tag

[hauntingblue]

Choose your favourite reaction

#'we will take the trial of hell i know you guys will make it' luffy enablers 1 and 2 zoro and robin: I'm in #SANJI JUST BROKE THE FOURTH WALL!!!! #nami too!!!!!! #why did luffy jump for choper akdhaksjsk #luffy just letting nami hit him and acting like an annoying child... yeah.. #also this 3d pov shot is cool as hell #everyone is so dumb in this movie akdhsksjsk #the humor in this movie is just misunderstandings and silences and it works so well..... #chopper that was some fine acting lmao #zoro and sanji fighting instead of trying to win the game... they want each other so bad .... #usopp saying betrayal is namis specialty... #sanji jealous of the bbq guy akdhajaj and nami keeping the goldfish guy drunk after robin ajdhak that slap!!! #'you don't have the right to eat bc you wernt cheering me on' SANJI!!! KISS HIM ALREADY!!! #i love the turmoil. luffy does not. that is why he is gonna go apeshit #zoro said fuck that kid. in particular. he has a nice voice #damn chopper couldnt you have caught the child that soil looks hard #STOP IT WITH THE HOLES!!!!!! #the style gives me sabaody vibes and well the plot too #this is torture...i know the last one to be eaten will be nami... for dramatic effect bc thats his twin... i know it... #i checked and this was BEFORE sabaody??? incredible... #zoro is the last... of course... well i insist... sabaody vibes.... luffy this is so bad #the head going to zoro.... omg..... how did they know about luffys abandonment issues before the manga.... i mean of course he would be hurt #luffy jumping like a little goblin.... MORE!!! luffy going insane i love you... this is so fucked up... but so good #luffy has suffered more than jesus christ.... this isn't canon but it is confirmed to me... see the wounds on his hands.... crucified #this is a tuskly so good..... the villain is compelling and everything its kinda sad #that ending :) that was so good actually everyone watch this #its the baron omatsuri and the secret island movie ask me about where to watch it #talking tag #watching one piece #watching one piece movies

[boypussydilf]

god help me help me this is so funny

#I DO IN FACT SAY THIS LITERALLY ALL THE TIME #BUT DORORO HAS THEFUNNIEST FUCKING LINE DELIVERY BEFORE THIS #MR KUSAO HOW DO YOU DO THAT@ #!!!!!!!!! #i wish i could make a clip compilation of good dororo line deliveries soooooooo bad #a compilation of really good sgt frog line deliveries in general tbh #the voice actors give 110% percent #but dororo esp not just bc hes my fave #but bc he really does get a lot of Incredibly Funny Deliveries. not even fucking keroro and kururu #do as much mind blowing and slash or dumb shit with their voice as he does #AND TAKEHITO KOYASU IS *THE* DOING MIND BLOWING DUMB SHIT WITH HIS VOICE GUY #basilposting #frog renaissance

[stupid-sloot-headcanons]

Also on the subject of me being unnecessarily mean to people, someone asked me why I refused to buy the new P3 remake and I just replied that if I wanted a Persona game with dumbed-down gameplay I would just replay Persona 5.

#im not asking for every Persona game to have SMT levels of difficulty #but I called that they were going to dumb down Tartarus wayyyy too much and from the gameplay footage ive seen im comfortable saying i #was right #maybe if they do remakes of Persona 2 IS and EP ill consider throwing my money #only because its the best in the series and has the best cast #sloot bitches about things #and holy fuck Orpheus's awakening looks like some SFM bullshit now #and i like the new tracks a lot but theres a giant shoji meguro shaped hole in the remixes and arrangements #and its painfully obvious. like none of the remix tracks sound good to me #also the voice acting is actually pretty nice but i prefer most of the original voices #Tara Platt gave Mitsuru a commanding presence the new va doesnt have #aigis's new va misunderstood Aigis's entire portrayal and that shes supposed to be ROBOTIC. not just a monotone person #junpei/Yukari/Door-kun are easily the best. esp junpei. i prefer him actually lol #And Alex Le is clearly putting so much passion into this role. good on him #personally tho i have a...weird relationship to Sega's English localization #like in Infinite Wealth the dubbed versions was starting to piss me off bc its so different from the subbed #and when it comes to scenes like Kiryu's reason for joining the waste disposal it muddles the actual thing hes saying a lot of the time #that said sega hires very professional talented vas even if i dont always agree with their translation choices #p3r is no exception

[tommyssupercoolblog]

The next time I see someone making fun of an Irish accent or the language I am legally allowed to hunt that person for sport /hj

#i made a textpost #Anyway #Seán is really interested in Irish history and culture for obvious reasons #And the more he infodumps to me about it the more this bothers me #Like not only are you making fun of my husband's voice #But. These people were persecuted #Enslaved and demonized and STARVED??? THE FUCKING FAMINE??? (Spoiler #not really just a famine) #They've been treated like shit for their whole people's history #And their language which has plenty of internal rules and logic is mocked for being “English but fucked up” #It's spelled the way it sounds. It's just a different language #And they STILL have to live with the association of being “dumb drunken brutes” that was pushed on them #And everyone's cool with it because??? Why??? #And a lot of fantasy #Hell MOST OF IT in the West #Is very entangled with Celtic folklore #Like y'all gonna steal their culture and aesthetics for your DND campaign #But also make fun of them for how they talk? #Stop it stop it PLEASEEE I will bite you #Lindsay Ellis literally had a part in her video like “cultural appropriation is okay if it's against a historical oppressor” but.. #She had an Irish ring #An IRISH RING #Are we just lumping them in with Britain??? #How did we as a universe forget that Irish people have been oppressed for a really long time #How did we forget the injustices against them #And decide that they're just the stereotypes invented of them #While removing the context of how those got there #LIKE #idk. #This was a ramble but

[taviokapudding]

You're telling me the hot gmod streamer/youtuber I used to watch 6/7 years ago who I genuinely thought had died when I lost track of him in like 2018 is not just my still hot faves but the same mf who created one of my favorite memes of all time?!

You're telling me that when I mourned his charming ass, he was running around as a very sexy indie vtuber?

B rO i was just vibing when youtube recommended grabbed me, threw me into a chokehold, and said THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NE-

#i missed the whole window were he became a daddy sea captain with siiiick gloves #but those 2-3 years was enough to make me assume he had died oh my god #mun post #bro got hotter and more chaotic oh my god #im actually so embarrassed that I missed it- it's so fucking obvious when his voice is still the same each time oh my fuck #mentally shitting and pissing at how dumb i am #the universe is really stanely parable-ing because why am I always going back to him? im not mad- just fucking confused #me: everything was zuthar13? *youtube holding a glock to my head* youtube: always has been

[comradecowplant]

A youtuber has made a video about a place very close to my hometown and I tell u what so far he is not being very factual and the latent small town instinct to rip disrespectful outsiders apart in defense of Our Town has activated >:(

#theres an old airbase with abandoned housing units #BUT THE TOWNSHIP OF FINLAND IS VERY MUCH NOT ABANDONED which isnt as good oOoOo sPoOky content for your dumb channel but its actually hones #and also the people who live there are very much cranky about strangers fucking about (almost like they're used to annoying kids bothering #them while urban exploring. which is so fucking valid) #even i didnt go fuck around up there out of respect (and fear lol) of the folks up there who are just making the most of a $ depressed area #anyway im only 2 minutes into the video and this is what im already annoyed at #he's going ohmyGoDdD cRaZy i BeT its HAUNTED over the most milquetoast decay like its his first time exploring #the military activity poisoned the primary well and thats why people left seemingly overnight. it was just before the crash of 08 #so the people who were invested in turning parts of the old base housing into low income housing pulled out #WHICH YOU WOULD KNOW IF YOU DID ANY RESEARCH BEFORW GOING TO A PLACE MR OOO AND AHH #it's the fake sensationalism that gets my gears so ground #its very poor and many folks struggled with addiction and when they had to leave a bunch of stuff behind it wasnt for fun #oh ive got whopper of a comment in composition for when through this 40 minute peice of rudeness #as an urban exploring enthusiast myself im not bemoaning that part. it's the Contentification and Chills voice commentary that has me riled

[pankomako]

sometimes i think about interactions boat and i have had and things he's said to/about me over the years and it makes me feel as though i must occupy some little space in his heart. like i live in his mind rent-free the way he does for me, although not nearly to the same extent lmao.

speak of the goddamn devil i just got a steam notification he's playing tf2

anyway i never thought i'd have that kind of effect on a person, much less my favorite content creator. but it sure appears to be that way, and idk. it makes me feel special. warms my heart n all that :)

#was one of two people to give me their phone number when i had to drop off of discord 2 years ago #never took advantage of it though (shy (also we have different brands of phones so texting probably wouldnt work right #other person was an irl friend (never contacted them either #i remember one time YEARS ago when he was wanting to read jjba on stream or smth like that #him: it's like REALLY not family friendly me: well i shouldnt watch bc i am a Child him: no its ok you dont have to skip It's very dirty th #like guy clearly just wanted me there bc he enjoys my company And he's said he does! i remember him saying he likes seeing me in chat #and once again he was the one that wanted me on the staff team when usually the staff pick new recruits and boat has final say #and apparently he's talked about me to his other friends. that's kinda where the old Time to Mod in-joke started #he was using voice to text to talk to whoever and said my username but the thing misinterpreted it #that coupled with the meme drawing i did that he edited so it's him just saying 'pain'. eventually that dumb fucking image spawned #and then there was the night he spammed it and spam mentioned me in chat when he was streaming while i was ASLEEP #once we were in a vc and he was like 'wow i'd forgotten what your voice sounded like' NEVER heard him say that to anyone else. What #dont even get me started with him and my artwork (man would probably flip tf out seeing what i can do now LOL) #guy literally wanted ME to design an official tff logo but at that point they were kinda slowing down so it never happened #but yeahno i just. ugh. our friendship means a lot to me. i am ITCHING to speak to him again you have no idea #and to just give him a big ol hug. been wanting that for such a long time #quite frankly a friendship dynamic like no other ive seen #dont mind me REMINISCING. im sooo sappy about him he's the most important guy in the world to me #if god exists he knew we'd be too powerful if we grew up together

[musicalchaos07]

Thinking about how every "romantic" action Nancy performs for Steve in s4 can be viewed as maternal and what that's trying to say about St*ncy

#like she bandages him up and pulled cobwebs out of his hair #saves his dumb ass and then says his dreams are nice #idk maybe I'm overthinking but I think they're trying to say something #like maybe she's the mother in the winnebago scenario because that's what Steve envisions a mother should be #Which is still very fucking gross because Nancy has agency #Also I think it's interesting that everything from Steve's end is stereotypical male action hero bullshit #like he's saving her from the earthquakes and vecna #I don't know I just feel like st*ncy is giving stereotypical 80s media romance and we know they're going to subvert it #I think another interesting point is contrasting the physical side of st*ncy with the casual intimacy of Jancy in s3 ? #like Jancy in the hospital fight are working as a team who also happen to be in love and you can tell it's not forced? #How much of that is Natarlie is hard to say #But if like if you put the steve is cradling Nancy side by side with the are you ok hospital scene you could tell the differences #to further that point there's a general lack of talking in the st*ncy relationship which is extremely telling #Like Jancy communicates they make plans together and when they're not communicating they have *shared looks* #meanwhile Steve is shooting down Nancy's ideas left and right and Nancy barely fucking gets a voice #and it's so interesting that the most we see Nancy talk about the St*ncy of it all is yelling at Robin who accused her of being unhappy #And then immediately saying that she's unhappy because Jonathan isn't there and she doesn't know what's wrong with him #Like respectfully in a way that matters i.e. emotionally Steve isn't on Nancy's radar at all #get in losers it's shitty on st*ncy hours #stranger things #nancy wheeler #steve harrington #anti stancy #Jancy #I am tagging them because they're in the tags

[mercutiotakethewheel]

Tolkien’s specific sense of misogyny is so funny to me cuz like he clearly knows that women are often very, very cool and writes all these cool women characters. like galadriel and melian and eowyn. but like his writing is always so damn selective about when he remembers these women are cool (or like that they exist at all). And coincidentally these women always seem to stop being relevant or important or any sort of non-passive the moment theres a quirky little dude to pair them up with.

with the exception being, obviously, luthien, who gets a million times cooler the second she has a cute little damsel in distress to run after. (and also that eowyns whole shtick actually works and aligns with the themes of the novel)

#tolkien #like i get that galadriel isnt a warrior and shouldnt be written as one #but how you really gonna have her as like the last bitch standing whose been to valinor #and is therefore the most powerful elf for most of lotr #and still completely forget about her at every oppurtunity #and ill never forgive him for what he did to melian #tho it does kinda fuck that shes like the ominous voice haunting the narrative in the background #but also like maybe tell your husband hes doing fumb shit before he does it #or better yet DONT LET HIM DO IT ALL #like thingol lowkey is responsible for most of the shit that goes wrong in the latter parts of the silm #and melian who is like the only reason he has power at all #the threat behind all his dumb decisions #is just sitting there while he does this shit like doot do doo #leans over to galadriel #pssst hes gonna regret that #not to mention her lame ass death