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thecommunalfoolboy · 1 year

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What your favorite Lupin The Third Character says about you

When people make these they always just say nice things and traits of the character and it’s dumb so here’s me being right

Anyway my reputation for misogyny is legendary

Ok this largely depends on if you like edgy Jigen or goofy ah Jigen but

You desperately need to stop getting into arguments online, both in general and on whether Jigen is deep and emo or a silly guy

Gay Gay homosexual gay 🫵

You took one look at him and Lupin and said “Damn these bitches gay!” In a half joking way but the show itself proved you right in 10 seconds

Lol emo

Ok but actually seek psychiatric care

You either write porn about him in your head or you’re extremely asexual

There’s something weird going on with your gender but that’s kinda true if you watch this show in general

You’re too broke to get that next piercing don’t do it

You’re either as devastated about them whitewashing our boy as I am or you should be

Hey remember they whitewashed Goemon too you should be equally as mad about that

You head canon he speaks Spanish

Go to bed

He’s a nice man

Seek help brother

You play with jpegs like dolls

Beneath your eyes is a deep dark hole of information on this show’s lore

You also hate him so much and you want to see him die painfully <3

You want that twink OBLITERATED

You should really raise the price on your art it is so much better than you think it is

Some of you have only seen the first and it shows

“Brother,,,,, help me,,,,,,”

“Long live the king……”

Lol you thought I’m not letting you off that easy you’re deeply traumatized You’ve never felt safe in your life and the most inner hurt part of you desperately needed an adult to help you at a time in your life when you should’ve been worried about learning your times tables not whether you’d survive another day and one of the reasons you’re drawn to characters like this and collect fictional fathers is because you see a glowing smile and an infallible hero who could’ve saved you when you needed it the most

Or you’re Japanese native but like

Autism 👿

Woah dude are you like… autistic???

Stop looking at his tits

A small but significant subsection of you people are just racist and cannot be normal about Japan

If someone asked your thoughts on him you’d just be like :)))) the silly

You have way too many screenshots of him looking weird in the background

You def hate part 5 and twcfm

Whenever tms forgets he exists for a while you still watch it but you look like a wet kitten

You’re def short

You need to stop coping and accept it he looked fully insane in part 3 the hair is so so bad

You’re probably transmasc

I just wanna say I’m so sorry

She’s an ugly bitch there I said it

STROP BEING HORNY

You’re probably a girl

And definitely bi

Y’all probably know the least about the show as a whole

Good for you!! You actually touch grass

Or again you’re in the racist subgroup

The titles for each character confuse you but you only realized this one’s Fujiko because either I just said it or you saw the “stop being horny” and knew

You probably have insanely hot takes on the show

They did your girl dirty im so sorry

You’d die on the hill of whichever of her hair colors you think is best but at least you’re dead

I’m scared of you

Hey you should watch the first if you haven’t already

Zemigamna 🥺

You cry every time someone says Yata was boring and didn’t need to be in the show

Miyazaki studio gibli ass 🫵

Please you still have time left you can get out before you become obsessed you’re not in too deep yet RUN RUN SAVE YOURSEL

Or this show is all you have left and it’s infinitely too late for you no in between

Again probably a girl

You’re definitely not normal about fujiko either

You hate that one movie where he’s a dick with a burning passion and you would write 20 page essays on it

If you’re obsessed with him you probably have a chronic illness (same bestie) or major physical disability

Anyway if I fully clocked you let me know I think it’s funny to see you guys suffer

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bloobluebloo · 10 days

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gan, linky and zellie for the bingo ✨✨✨

Ganondorf:

Ganondorf makes me go through the entire spectrum of human emotions on the regular. This blog is but a glimpse of that.

Hmm…maybe I do want his gender doe idk

(Look at all those bingos)

Link:

I like Link, obviously not in the same way I love Ganondorf, the blond blue-eyed twink is not really my type. I think he has the ultimate gender, where he feels confident as a man but will present as either masculine or feminine with no issue at all. I don’t know why so many people in this fandom portray Link as a crybaby, like this is such a petpeeve of mine that I will literally abandon a fic almost immediately when it happens. While I do see Link as a man of the people, I do also see him as Hyrule’s ultimate tool and defender, that he will, at the end, always side with Hyrule and Princess Zelda. Fanfic has to make a compelling reason for me to believe otherwise. That being said, there is so much for me to like about Link and he makes a great foil to write against Ganondorf.

Make him MORE gremlin fandom.

Zelda:

When I say I want her gender, I am thinking of OoT Zelda. When I encountered the Gossip Stone, as a kid playing OoT, where it said she was a tomboy I was giddy af about it like “ME TOOOOOOO” and then she was Sheik and I was like “this princess is living out my dreams”. What the fandom gets wrong about Zelda is that whole thing about her not wanting to be a princess like cmon guys. While Zelda has her personal interests her ultimate love belongs to Hyrule, and she will put herself at its helm to protect it at whatever cost. Maybe canon wants to trap her all the time but Zelda is a beast in her own right, like she is the ultimate key in imprisoning Ganondorf. She held back the Calamity for 100 years!!! She should have obliterated Ganondorf on the spot!!! She gave Midna her spirit and lifeforce, got possessed by Ganondorf, and got up behind Link on horseback to shoot arrows!!! She’s a pirate!!!

Zelda is a force to be reckoned with get out of here with the damsel in distress 😩

#bloothots

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canonically47 · 2 months

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reviewwwwwwwwwwwww

hi anon ur on time as always!!

disventure camp all stars episode 5 spoilers! (but you knew that)

i was wrong on... so many theories, but that's fine! i actually think this might be my favorite episode of the season so far and i couldn't really tell you why, i think stuff is just finally being put into motion

it's annoying as hell to see my favorite alliance be exposed by one of my favorite characters, WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO ROOT FOR?? jk it's the villains' alliance because three of my favs are on there. miriam is craftyyy though

i audibly giggled at some stuff yul said but "thunder thighs"?? THUNDER THIGHS?????????? oh my god i need this twink obliterated. get in the grinder i will turn you into a burger patty

riya was pretty fun this episode. i have to admit i'm disappointed grett wasn't the one to vote yul but i think it's too early in her arc for her to stand up against him anyways. it's definitely being built up, but it's not the time yet. it's also in-character for riya to do that, and letting connor take the fall instead of herself? god how does connor even stand her? i love evil women i have turned a new leaf i support women's rights AND wrongs riya kiss me let's have a PASSIONATE make out session

tomden friendship has become one of my favorite dynamics, and while i'm still unsure if i like tom, aiden definitely has some good moments in this episode as always

i wonder if tom and jake will EVER make up like this is just so complicated atp.. tom admitting he's been ignoring jake and that hesitation he showed in the confessional - oh my god pleaseee talk to each other pleaseeeee

ellie lying to gabby :( please don't miscommunicate lovelies you're the only good couple left to see on the show

fiore being scared to lose :( my sweet little girl :( she's a manipulative bitch but she's still just an eight-year-old girl :( i love her sooo much :( please go forth baby you can do it :(((

i am so curious as to how ally's arc will play going forward, i wonder if tess will have a role in it too. i'm definitely excited to see the next few episodes

speaking of the next few episodes, EMILY AND YUL??? SNEAKING OUT????? i think a cheating plotline is too far-fetched, going against the chat here lol, but i wonder if emily could be helping yul cheat in the game. she seemed nervous to leave kristal, trevor and derek, i don't think she would've been as nervous to leave for her secret lover rather than a contestant she is secretely helping. then again, since yellow team just lost last episode, i don't know what she could be helping him with. THEN AGAIN, THEN AGAIN, what if yul texted her BECAUSE he was angry with her for not helping? idk man i'm just happy to be here

brushing past the fact that alec barely had any lines, fiore and ellie were in the trenches, aiden did almost nothing, and james still isn't here, even though my top five were pretty useless this episode, i kinda liked it. the plot advances really nicely, paving the way for a grett comeback at yul arc that i am sooo sure will happen, fiore's revenge on her team, ally's comeback and her possibly making merge - though how much plot armor will magenta team get? jake still has to make up with tom, fiore with alec, so only ashley could be voted out, but how? i wonder if they'd want her to make merge this time or not?? - ellie and gabby fighting, tess and ally reuniting, just... a lot of good stuff all around that i am excited to see. i hope the villains can pull through, because if yul and riya could work together, NOBODY would be safe. and i am also curious about grett's fate... she is the lesser evil among every villain, and i am excited for her story!!!

solid episode i'll give it a 9/10 which i think might be the second highest rating i would give an episode (the first episode gets a 10/10 just because it's so fun!!)

#asks #my asks #disventure camp #disventure camp spoilers #disventure camp all stars #campamento desventura #odd nation cartoons

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yenforfairytales · 1 year

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God I’m so fucking into LaKreese it’s disgusting.

Like, they just look so good together?? Smol, pretty doe-eyed dark-haired twink Daniel with tall, grumpy, brooding bear sandy-brown haired John? One slender and delicate, the other built and sturdy?

And then their personalities?? Daniel is such a motor-mouth he always has something to say little ray of bouncy sunshine that he is. Friend to everyone!! Even his enemies!! Meanwhile Kreese is such an introvert, and only speaks when it’s necessary and never wastes his words? Intense and reserved, friend to few?? And I BET the sex is amazing 😉

MY THIRST IS STRONG. LOOK AT HIM

LOOK

This manly lumberjack with this gorgeous minx???

I die. They look fantastic together. Take any era Lakreese!!! It still works:

They have so much in common. From growing up poor, single mom, bullied, scrappy, noble, chip on the shoulder...

Yet they compliment each other with their respective quirks and personalities.

If they met in high school they'd def be sweethearts hanging back by the bleachers.

I mean you hit the nail on the head, anon. It's beautiful and it makes sense. Daniel would take care of Kreese and make him smile. Kreese would give Daniel that sense of security he needs. And it's canon that Kreese likes to solve problems behind the scenes without you knowing. Kreese would listen patiently to any problem Daniel had and then fix it himself in classic Kreese style. Kreese is very much a "nobody puts baby in the corner" kind of protector. Many thots.

Post-war Kreese was changed; he never left that cage. And I think it's why Kreese resents Daniel so much. It's been said but Daniel doesn't fit Kreese's idea of masculinity, yet he beat his best soldiers while looking like a warrior's wet dream come true?? The nerve. And while every other rival has said 'ok I'm going to move on with my life' - Kreese said 'never! I'll never be over it!' The Daniel obsession continues. I mean at least they tried to get over Daniel.

Gay. Why do you care so much Kreese? Why did you pull Daniel extra close just to whisper this to him lmao

Because he was obsessed the moment he saw Daniel and was pissed Daniel didn't join his dojo

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

The whole Karate Kid saga is really Kreese's fault. Passing his obsession on to others. Bringing them in on some of this DLDS.

Kreese wants this twink obliterated. He wants to watch and he wants it drawn out.

The sex is absolutely amazing!!! Daniel whines so sweetly while Kreese growls and holds him down. Daniel's legs hang open while Kreese slams their hips together as he pounds him into the mattress, big strong arms wrapped around Daniel's shoulders so he can pull Daniel back onto every thrust. Daniel nips at John's neck and jaw until he reaches his lips. They bite and kiss while Daniel gasps John, John, John. It gets loud and it gets messy and they're both sore afterwards.

I've only thought about it a little bit...

#continuing to spread the lakreese agenda #for all fou- five of us #i got carried away #i love you anon #thank you #DLDS #daniel larusso derangement syndrome #cobra kai #daniel larusso #john kreese #lakreese #asks

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formulaes5 · 3 months

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thanks for the tag @hurricane-heatt!!

Rules: Summarize your WIPs as badly as possible, then ask your followers to vote in which one they'd like to read most.

tagging @avida-heidia-5 and @raviraaa (sorry if you’ve already been tagged)

WIP 1: twink spends a whole day bullying man about milk so incessantly that he has a nervous breakdown (crackfic) WIP2: “it’s simple really — im not gay but my dick is. why are you looking at me like i just said something crazy?” WIP3: “i am Not going to let a man with no lips treat me this way. L + Ratio + obliterated by your own competence kink 😘” WIP4: “i’m joining the war on twinks. on the side of the twink.” WIP5: “this is my bedroom and I’ll fuck whoever I want in here. Oh— this is your bedroom? damn. anyway.”

#tag game #rpf #poll

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boasamishipper · 4 months

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Radar O'Riley and Beau "Cyclone" Simpson, please.

Radar O'Reilly

Sexuality Headcanon: literally no one at mash 4077 is straight and radar is no exception (i am of the firm belief that hawkeye was his queer awakening) Gender Headcanon: male A ship I have with said character: i thought he and patty (8.04) were really sweet together! i hope they find each other again stateside 🥰 and i also really liked him and linda nugent in 7.20. A BROTP I have with said character: i love his relationships with henry, hawkeye, and klinger in particular. A NOTP I have with said character: i don't really ship him with anyone other than linda and patty, but the idea of romantic henry/radar or potter/radar really squicks me out. A random headcanon: i heard radar was going to get his own spinoff at some point where he's a divorced police officer, to which i say Nope, that boy stayed in iowa, got married, and had a big family with lots of kids (the first of which was a boy who he named henry). General Opinion over said character: a sweetheart whom i love and had some of the funniest lines on the show. i think about 'we don't use straws in combat, fella' every day of my life.

Cyclone Simpson

Sexuality Headcanon: cyclone 'iceman happens to be a man i deeply admire' simpson is gay and that's final Gender Headcanon: male A ship I have with said character: started out as a crack ship but i genuinely like the idea of cyclone/admiral cain (they bond over wanting that twink [mav] obliterated) A BROTP I have with said character: cyclone&warlock A NOTP I have with said character: truthfully i'm not a huge fan of cyclone/warlock, nor am i a fan of cyclone/mav. he absolutely wants that twink obliterated but Not Like That A random headcanon: cyclone is one of the youngest pilots to ever be top gun (this headcanon brought to you by me standing in front of a board pepe silvia style trying to figure out how in the world cyclone could have been top gun in '88 if jon hamm is almost a decade younger than tom cruise) General Opinion over said character: not one of my favorite characters, but i am as ever a fan of jon hamm's lovely face

send me a character!

#thanks for asking!#m*a*s*h #radar o'reilly #top gun: maverick #cyclone simpson

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bellafragolina · 1 year

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Emmet: I am Emmet. Let's battle seriously. Reader *suddenly too into it*: I'm going to obliterate your twink ass! Emmet *suddenly too into them*: W-well then...

Emmet said: Promise? 👀

Yeye I agree. I think a cute passenger filled with the fires of determinate, and maybe with a bit of playful taunting in them, really gets him going. He wants their number STAT, especially if they win.

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pankomako · 1 year

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who are rowdy and vertigo and why do I love them already

(I want the long answer as to who they are)

well vertigo is a sort of persona i've had for a while that's just kinda existed off to the side, but now they're also sorta their own character with his own story which im planning to one day tell through a sideblog. the story is in VERY early stages, but i can confidently say that rowdy is the antagonist of the story.

as you can likely tell, vertigo is not in any way a regular human. all i can really say to that is that he was born out of one universe's matter. he also has these special powers, the big ones being that he can travel between universes and create and enter (along w his friends) into these sorta dream-worlds where they go on adventures. he's also perpetually tired. and trans! he can technically take the form of any creature he wants - not in a shapeshifter way though, he can't change form willy-nilly all the time - his first design when i first made him was more like a girl but later on i changed him to be a guy, and i decided i'd incorporate that into the canon. he didn't grow up biologically like a regular human but he learned about the world in much the same way. they also have friends across multiple universes, but their story just takes place in one - the one with rowdy in it.

like i said, rowdy's the antagonist in vertigo's story. i dont want to go into too much detail about his backstory and his motivations now, but basically he wants vertigo's powers for himself. if you notice the necklace he wears, that's not his. that is to say, it doesn't belong to him. because it's vertigo's. you may have also noticed that it has only three points. there are five points in total, the remaining two are seen as vertigo's tail fins. the five pieces of the necklace are where vertigo's powers are centralized. take all five, and all of their powers are yours. this probably greatly detriments vertigo's health in some way (i havent figured out all the details yet). but, only one piece can be claimed at a time, and it's a pretty energy-consuming magical process. often painful too. but pretty much vertigo and rowdy's interactions are a cycle: rowdy finds vertigo, he gets close enough to them to take their power, he tries, vertigo fights back and gets away leaving rowdy with a purple scar wherever he was hurt and his right hand turns even more purple from the failed power-stealing process.

and yknow what makes any confrontation with rowdy so much worse? he's a JERK. he is SO annoying. and he has no idea what personal space is. or when to stop talking. or how to read a room. practically the exact opposite of tired, lax vertigo. also i've decided rowdy has jim carrey mannerisms. and he's very obviously homosexual. basically i want that twink obliterated but also i think he and vertigo should fuck on the floor. which they totally will probably do at one point im just saying. off-camera though, im not about to write smut. i hope that's not too adult of me to say lol

anyhow. that long enough for ya? i've made a couple posts about them before but i dont mind repeating stuff lol

#give me vertigo #i'll probably start actually writing the story eventually. maybe

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peepschili · 2 years

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Rating Hypnosis Mic Characters (from someone who knows nothing about them)

(For context I know the basic premise of the show and I like...vaguely know the groups but I've never seen the show so i don't really know everyone's whole "deal" so this is appearance and fanart-with-no-context based. Also I know this isn't the full cast, I'm just doing these two groups because I see them the most and therefore have the strongest opinions about them)

Hyperpop Personified

Cold blooded murderer. Would slit a man's throat without a second thought.

This little cutie act? C a p I don't buy it for a fucking second

Don't get me wrong, he's adorable, but he's got this look in his eyes, I just know he's a stone cold bitch

I LIKE it

Top tier character design. Or maybe I just really love pink hair.

9/10

Mmm Father Daddy

Wearing priest robes = Whore by default

He's too normal looking compared to his friends

I don't trust him

Definitely 100% unhinged people just think he's sane because he has brown hair and reads sometimes

Looks like he'd let me take him to meet my parents and [REDACTED] him in the car on the way back

8/10

Thinks He's Way Cooler Than He Is

Definitely uses the word "swag" unironically

He looks like he smells like cigarette smoke and axe

But based on the art I've seen he's also annoying as fuck and I respect that

I'd let him hold my drink but I think he would forget it was mine and drink it himself

I have an unexplainable desire to hug him.....I don't know why he just looks like he would give nice hugs

7/10

Lan Wangji?????

Lan Clan Energy

Mom Friend Energy

Vanilla Bitch Energy

Says things like "Nobody helps me around here" on a regular basis

Has some kind of tragic backstory

Majestic, honestly

I wanna touch his hair

12 step skincare routine

9/10

Ummmmmmm whORE??????

I remembered his name is Gigolo because he clearly is one

I'm glad to see he's owning it

Would act cool and then cry after not getting a text back

Howl Pendragon vibes. Or Tamaki Suoh. Maybe he's just blonde.

Doesn't fuck no matter what he says. I know I said he's a whore but that's in vibe, not in practice

8/10

Aren't You Tired Of Being Nice?

Those dark circles lmao why don't we just write "MENTALLY ILL" on his forehead

0.00000000002 seconds from absolutely fucking SNAPPING 24/7

I'd ask why there's so much horny art of him but I don't need to, he's literally choking himself

I have never seen a character who needs to be railed so desperately

I want that twink obliterated

Peg him and then let him take a nap

10/10

#this was fun #maybe I'll do the others sometime #i don't know if I'm going to watch the show but I'm having a great time anyway #hypnosis mic #hypmic

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r0-boat · 2 years

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Volo, to Giratina: *pointing at the MC* “I want this twink OBLITERATED!”

No because he really said "fuck that bitch up"

#ro.chatting #pokemon volo #and he did

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butchratchettruther · 3 years

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I told my friend about mtmte and this is what she picked up from it:

Brainstorm is her favourite. She said he seems like the most sensible one, at which point I burst out laughing.

She explained that she meant that everyone else is off being incredibly “hrrduduh” whereas he’s just like “can I have my boyfriend back please”

“Is there a single straight character in this series?” “No”

I told her about Drift and she proceeded to mock him. “I’m sowwy. I didn’t meanw to commit all of those muwwders. Pwease forgive me.” (I’m so sorry Drift)

“Okay, so with Cyclonus and Tailgate, Cyclonus hated Tailgate at first, and Tailgate liked him.” “Enemies to lovers?” “Yep, kinda.” “Niiice.”

She hates Rodimus because of his name. She does think that Getaway Prime sounds stupider though. Apparently it sounds like a travel agency run by amazon.

On a similar note, she also found Rodimus’ djd funeral video very funny. He really just went “I want that twink obliterated.”

Her: Is Whirl your favourite because he’s the least problematic?

Me:

“Okay, so you know those Russian dolls? Where like you’ve got like, a big doll and inside it is a smaller doll and inside that is an even smaller doll?” “Yeah?” “That’s Ultra Magnus.”

She also thinks that Minimus’ name is stupid.

I showed her a picture of Brainstorm without his mask and she muttered something under her breath and told me he should keep the mask on.

“Okay, so then like. Getaway goes to the brig, and he grabs these two dudes from in there. One’s called Sunder, and he’s like a serial killer and also a mnemosurgeon and also addicted to it, but he doesn’t mind. And the other one is this really shitty therapist called Froid-” “Wait, Freud? Like Sigmund Freud?” “Yeah, he’s named after Freud.” “Always glad to see some Freud slander.”

Things of Brainstorm’s that she found funny: Being the worst double agent ever by repackaging information they already know and acting like it’s new information. Hanging from the ceiling because he can. Keeping a time machine in a briefcase. Building a meta gun that made Swerve realise he was in a comic book.

Me: And so then Atomizer was all like ‘Getaway, has anyone ever told you you’re an asshole? Also I’m kind of having moral trouble with all of this.’

Her: Getaway was just like, ’Yknow, if you’re having trouble with that, we have an excellent therapist on the ship! Completely neutral, no ulterior motive, he’s a great guy.’

“The therapist has an entry on the tumblr sexy man Wikipedia.” “…I could’ve gone my whole life without knowing that.”

She also found Skids’ name incredibly funny, at which point I started telling her about how when he first woke up, he thought his name was Scum, only before I finished the joke I was reminded of how Skids’ last words were “I’m scum, I’m scum,” and suddenly it was a lot less funny.

She thinks these robots all need a lot of therapy.

She thinks that Cygate need a lot more communication. I told her that she was very right.

“And so then Getaway chucks all of the Friends with Megatron and also Whirl club into the Rodpod-” “The what?” “Oh, it’s a spaceship that Rodimus has that looks like his face.” “…I hate Rodimus.”

I strongly disagree with that last point.

“Wait, so how does cutting Ambulon in half proove that Pharma is a better surgeon than Ratchet? Because surely Pharma wouldn’t be able to help Ambulon either.” “…I don’t know.”

“Are the authors of this like, okay?? Mentally???”

“Wait, yknow the therapist that has an entry on the tumblr sexyman Wikipedia? Is that Rung or Froid?” “Rung.” “Thank God.”

Her: The creators of the show when they started writing it: Robots aliens can go into cars. The creators of the show when they started writing this: the robots are addicted to drugs-

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jaeheewillalwaysbemyfav · 3 years

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so since you're gonna do the avatar!mc au with the entities you think each brother would fear the most (SO excited for that btw, my friend can attest to the fact that i've basically been rambling about tma x om nonstop since the first post you made that put the two together), i'd love to hear your thoughts on which entity each brother would *be* an avatar of, if you're cool with sharing! personally i love the ideas of specifically vast!levi and dark!belphie but i'd love to hear your takes on the concept! <3

So because of how time works, despite receiving this ask on July 12, by the time you see this it’ll be August! So the entire Avatar!MC series should be out by now, which I hope you will/have enjoy/ed. I wholeheartedly agree with the concept of Vast! Levi, which I’ve talked about before (as you know ;) ), but I will happily ramble about it again!

These aren’t gonna be short fics though bc I do Yearn to save that energy for The Longfic, which is still in the planning stages because a) I can’t pick a timeline, and b) trying to match up the timelines of Obey Me and TMA is hard, especially when I tend to have a violent disrespect for actually paying attention to the timing of plot events in both. I already fucked up a part of the plotting because I forgot the order we get pacts with the brothers lmao

Content warnings: Mentions/allusions to tma-typical Spookies, yet another installation of my Cursed Crossover idea, lengthy debates about what makes someone choose to become an avatar of fear, spoilers for Lesson 16+ of Obey Me and S5 of TMA

What Entity Do I Think The Brothers Would Serve? (Cursed TMA x Obey Me Crossover)

Lucifer

So I put him as falling victim to the Eye/Beholding bc of his whole thing about Secrets and Pride being about wanting control over your own image

And he does have a creepy tendency in canon to always know when his brothers are up to some Dumb Shit

BUT! You know what we see in Lucifer’s character that we see in a certain Entity?

A simultaneous manipulation of others and submission to being manipulated by a higher power

That’s right, I think Luci would be a Web avatar

But Winter, Lucifer wouldn’t wanna take marching orders from someone/thing else! He’s too proud for that— You’re right! He doesn’t want to. But he will.

He willingly submitted himself and his family to Diavolo for eternity to get what he wanted (saving Lilith)

And from how much we see him work, it’s safe to say that he’s a pretty damn essential part of running the Devildom

If he really wanted to, he could probably successfully pull a coup on Diavolo

But he doesn’t, because he’s trapped himself by his own honour code

Thus, the sexual tension bromance we all know and love/insist is Deeply Problematic and blacklist (depending on how much you like/hate dialuci lol)

10/10, would fill with spiders again

Mammon

I put Mammon as falling victim to the Buried for pretty obvious reasons

But admittedly picking a fear he’d serve is trickier

I had to get a bit abstract with it, but I think the Hunt might suit him

Not necessarily the primal *cough* and police brutality *cough* parts of the Hunt tho

More like how Basira was considered an avatar of the Hunt in the fearpocalypse because of her mission/promise to Daisy

See, Greed can stem from fear

Fear of losing what you have, of no longer being able to support yourself, of being preyed upon by others

So people become greedy as a defense mechanism, to protect what they have

If they’re on the offensive, they won’t be targeted

Also, if you’re constantly pursuing more more more, there’s no time to think about anything else

Like consequences, or guilt, or Feelings

If Mammon let his little tough guy act go too far for too long, I don’t think it’s too much of a stretch to say he could start heading down the path to avatarhood

After all, people pay big money for hitmen and bounty hunters…

Leviathan

As I said last time, I can see why people would associate Levi with the Lonely first: he’s a shut in, he acts like he wants nothing to do with people/would rather be alone, and I get it

BUT! All of that actually stems from the fact that Levi has terrible self-esteem and thinks he deserves to be this gross shut in loser

While envy can make you want to bring others down to your level, so to speak, Levi tends to just shun “normies”, not actively conspire to sabotage them

He actually does crave understanding and to have people in his life, he just doesn’t know how to go about it

Boy’s got Mega Social Anxiety is what I’m saying (funny how both the Lonely and the Eye can be real bad for that, huh)

But the Vast? Nihilism? Takes all the pressure off

If everyone is a small, insignificant speck in the face of an uncaring, unfathomably large cosmos, who cares what you do? Who cares what people think of you?

Yeah, you’d be kinda weird too if you stared into the infinite abyss of the ocean and realized it was just the maw of a gargantuan sea monster too, Karen, lay off

Plus aesthetically, the great Awful Deep most people fear in the ocean is a comfort to Levi

And again, THE VAST IS MORE THAN JUST THE SKY

I WENT ON A BOAT ONCE

LIKE REAL FAR OUT, SO I COULDN’T SEE LAND FOR DAYS

IT WAS JUST ENDLESS B L U E

AND I WAS ON A CRUISE IN THE CARIBBEAN

I SAW A FRACTION OF THE OCEAN’S S U R F A C E AND IT WAS I M M E N S E

Did you know we’ve only explored like 5% or whatever of our oceans? Think about that! Every Single Thing we know about what’s in there is just the tip of the iceberg!!! GOD KNOWS WHAT’S DOWN THERE!!! PROBABLY FUCKED UP FISH IS WHAT

*ahem* anyway, fishee

Satan

Another tricky boi

I marked him down as fearing the Desolation, as a reflection of what he fears most in himself

I probably could have also gone with Slaughter, but I’d say that’s more baby/early-Satan

Desolation is also about destruction of potential, and Satan has very carefully built himself into a non-rage-monster person

So tearing that all away from him is :)))

But what would Satan give himself over to?

Ceaseless Watcher, I want that twink OBLITERATED—

Satan clings to knowledge and erudition to distance himself from the rage he was born as

“Watch and learn” is literally how he became a person

I find it deeply funny that it could also easily be how he becomes a monster once again

Also if you think the avatar of Wrath wouldn’t have a use for supernatural blackmail you’re just straight up incorrect

Couple that with Satan’s various connections and he’d be a Force to Reckon With

Asmodeus

I put him as a victim of the Corruption bc I found it extremely fitting considering the duality of his romanticized image vs the “dirty” fluid-filled nature of Lust.

Lust can be really nasty, but as licentious as Asmo’s supposed to be, he’s surprisingly coy

(now part of that comes from the fact that Obey Me isn’t strictly 18+/full-on porn, but still)

There’s a lot of Interesting Ideas to unpack there with attitudes towards sex vs sensuality and idealisation vs reality

Now as for an avatar… I debated this for a very long time, tossing around Eye, Stranger, Spiral, even Web for like one second

But I think I’ve got it

Slaughter!

Specifically the musical/random outbursts of violence side (not so much the war side)

Why? Well for one, Biblical Asmodeus is said to “"transport men into fits of madness and desire [...] with the result that they commit sin, and fall into murderous deeds (Testament of Solomon, verse 23).”

But also, Obey Me Asmo’s affair with that portrait chick from the earlier lessons started a whole ass war

Like it or not, the boy is very good at instilling manic violence in people

They don’t call it bloodlust for nothing

Beelzebub

I paired Beel with an End avatar MC bc the boy fears losing his loved ones like he lost Lilith

You could argue that Desolation would fit there too but I liked how it fit Satan better

Now as for a Vibe…

I’m tied between Flesh and Corruption tbh

Though corruption is mostly bc buge :)

So I’ll talk about the Flesh

So uh, mass consumerism, meat is meat, cannibalism… see where I’m going?

Ignoring the Hans because that was super racist, the two Flesh avatars I remember best are Jared Hopworth and The Guy Who Stuck His Arm in a Spooky Meat Grinder To Feed His Buds

I think of Jared in relation to Beel not because of the gym thing, but because his very chill/apathetic attitude towards his patron is similar to how I’d picture Beel’s approach to all this

Like “well, guess I’m here now”

I love Beel as much as everyone else, but he’s not exactly apologetic about his… habits

Not to the degree that he’d actually try and change them anyway

So if he got started on the path to Flesh avatarhood, he’d be pretty fucked

Belphegor

I put Web for him as a fear almost entirely because of the concept of Uno Reverse Card, ngl

It does technically tie into his whole thing about being trapped in the attic, since he’d denied all agency and freedom in there, but… Uno Reverse

Dark!Belphie is an interesting concept, and MAG86 “Tucked In” is iconic, but tbh I don’t really… Get the Dark

Don’t get me wrong, put me in a dark place and I will be scared, I don’t like not seeing things, but I have a hard time wrapping my head around why one would become an avatar of the Dark

It’s not a very “primary” fear imo? Like, I’m scared of the dark bc I can’t see what’s there, ie. a threat could be there and I wouldn’t know, but intellectually I know it’s just the absence of light. That’s not really spooky on its own.

I guess what I’m saying is I can attribute spookier things related to the Dark better to other Entities, so I’m not sure what its draw is specifically

According to the Entity Sexiness Survey I did a while back, there’s apparently some Catholic stuff going on with the Dark so maybe that’s why i don’t get it lmao

Anyway I’d put Belphie down for Spiral

“What lies behind a smile” indeed cowboy

Apparently it’s getting choked

Is it because MC’s entire relationship with him is originally founded on a lie?

Is it because the Spiral deals with distortions in your perception, gaslighting gatekeeping girlbossing, as well as foggy liminal mental spaces like between sleep and consciousness, death and life?

Is it because I think Belphie would absolutely delight in driving someone bananas by fucking with their dreams until it bleeds into their waking life?

Is it because being a person or consistent being at all is too much effort, consistent internal geography is hard, fuck it, just be an endless twisting series of hallways?

Yes :)

#obey me #tma #cursed tma x om crossover #obey me headcanons #tma the entities #lucifer #mammon #leviathan #satan #asmodeus #beelzebub #belphegor

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coldthrenody · 3 years

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szilard really said “i want that twink obliterated” didn't he

#baccano!#baccano #my fanart #gretto avaro #i sincerely apologize for that joke #art

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avimuses · 3 years

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Things the D&D Campaign said (Sentence Starters)

“ You’d also break all your bones, ____. ”

“ Nothing I haven’t done before! ”

“ That’s not something to be proud of! ”

“ The theater kids are out! ”

“ I will come to your house. That is a threat. ”

“ Hey a lot of things seem wrong! ”

“ Tired brain finds entertainment in the smallest of things. ”

“ Sometimes a family is a prisoner and a bowl of unsalted soggy goldfish. ”

“ Now that’s some nice damage! ”

“ I’m going to shoot him out of the air if I see him. ”

“ You’ve heard of galaxy brain? Now get ready for negative intelligence. ”

“ Who was beaten into submission today? ”

“ Wait, this isn’t funny anymore. ”

“ Are you engaged with illicit crimes with the owner of this establishment?! ”

“ Secret languages are one of the signs of illegal activity! ”

“ Whoever told you that I sell weed is a liar. ”

“ We all know you got weed in there! ”

“ ...Let’s ignore most of that damage. ”

“ Pardon my wizard swearing. ”

“ If an actual mass murderer can compete in a blood sport, an alleged bioterrorist can take a walk, damn it. ”

“ Oh shit! Same complex! ”

“ Hey I’m heading to Subway, y’all want anything? ”

“ Bread man! Bread man! ”

“ ____!! ____’s bullying me again! ”

“ The boss just gave me underwear. ”

“ Give it back. ”

“ I hereby declare this area cursed! ”

“ What’s the fine for jail breaking? ”

“ Nothing if you don’t get caught! ”

“ ____, let’s face it. You’re a fucking twink. ”

“ ...What’s a twink? ”

“ One problem at a time, please. ”

“ The talking hedgehog turns into a dog but he’s seen wilder shit when he was working retail. ”

“ Retail workers are the backbone of our society. ”

“ Ahem. Hewwo? ”

“ Ladies and gentlemen we got ’em! ”

“ I am glad the stupid bear is defeated, I do not like him. ”

“ ____ has brought about my demise. ”

“ We found the braincells, everybody! ”

“ We do not need to mock ____ for being home of the sexuals, guys. ”

“ MY LEG. ”

“ This tournament really did turn into some weird ass found family, huh? ”

“ This is becoming more accurate as time goes on. ”

“ The kid has claimed another victory in his reign of terror. ”

“ She’s probably still standing. ”

“ Yeah she is! ”

“ ____, please don’t take the hammer. ”

“ FUCK YEAH I WANT THE HAMMER! ”

“ That’s what my work entails: feeding people my hair. ”

“ Jesus fucking christ take a god damn vacation I’m begging you. ”

“ I can only watch as things spiral out of control. ”

“ Lesson of the day: angst is good and never forget that. ”

“ I know you have negative braincells and I love you for it, but please work with me here. ”

“ I’m so unreasonably happy that this is a thing. ”

“ You ever just obliterate an enemy in one go? ”

“ You have been found in contempt of court. I sentence you to no face, baby. ”

“ Ah, shit monkeys. ”

“ There are too many people here who are lie detectors with their eyeballs. ”

#memes #sentence starters #sentence starter meme #sentence starter #rp meme

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