#he thinks he's sooo fucking pretty

[sisyphus-prime]

Are you FUNKING kidding me with this? Why don't you have any posts about it? I've been following you for a while, but i didn't realize you selfshipped too! Why don't you have that in your pinned? hwy can't you warn people about your characters? Astarion is MY Major comfort f/o, and you ship with him too. "pretty boy" "Pretty boy" Pretty funked of you to not warn anyone. Blocked, this is absolutely heartbreaking, he's mine! I'm genuinely crying, you complete arse. Warn people.

I hate to tell you this, but I'm saying "Pretty Boy" in an almost entirely derisive way.

#look. #it doesn't matter if i was to be selfshiiiiping with him #this is completely uncalled for when I don't post about that stuff on main #my calling a character a nickname like that is no reason for you to get so defensive and upset #and i hate to say this too? But he's the fandom pretty boy #If i'm making someone uncomfortable it's better to block and move on #Especially for a reason like this #he's a very derisive character. i think it's funny to give him a derisive nickna #me. and i happened to start calling him that one #he thinks he's sooo fucking pretty

[teamfortresstwo]

“Peter Lukas gets sent back to the regency era” “Jonathan Sims gets sent back to the regency era” valid points valid points but i raise you

Tim Stoker gets sent back to the regency era

#Timelias #guys c’mon it would be sooo fun #Tim would probably *hate* Elias. Maybe try to take the circus down sooner since #the Grimaldi was first like a thing in the very early 1800s so it could be possible for Tim to just kill Nikola on sight #And I bet Jonah would be so fascinated by him. Like oh my god this man 1) is probably from the future 2) Is HOT AS FUCK 3) has sooo much #knowledge about the fears and FOUR) Can apparently kill the things?? and is confident while doing so?? #Jonah would love him sm #Also while I don’t think Jon or Peter could fix him I firmly believe that Tim 100% could #Like I’m pretty sure it was actually tweeted once that Tim could’ve redeemed Elias by fucking him nasty #but fr though I do think Tim would actually stop him from becoming as bad as he did because while Jon is passive in the voyeuristic sense an #d also and avatar and peter just couldn’t care less about stopping bad things Tim is wholey human and still dedicating himself to taking #action against the fears and *succeeding* and since I think a lot of Jonah magnus’s less than ideal actions stemmed from his feelings of #helplessness in a world out to get him I think that would be a great anchor for him. #Also I’m just super soft for any kind of Timelias sooo <333 #Elias Bouchard #Jonah Magnus #TMA #Tim Stoker #oh also Tim was canonically fascinated by Robert Smirke so he’d probably have some knowledge about the 1700-1800s through osmosis gotten #while researching #the magnus archives

[riacte]

so hey guys i finished dungeon meshi yesterday and i'm still thinking about it

#ria.txt #i spoiled myself so at first i was like 'this is bonkers wtf are they doing in those last few chapters?????' #but then it was like. yeah. i see #love those ch when it's just clearly putting the squad into Situations #also. izutsumi #what i really liked was how tightly the protagonist and the deuteragonist were wound up in the overall themes #the plot the themes the conflict the characters it was very neatly connected #hence i am also now accidentally invested in whatever going on between laios and marcille #not just platonic not romantic not enemies i just think they work well tgt and deeply care for each other its great watching them develop #it's the leader + most trusted advisor / anxious girlfailure + the annoying freak she's somehow attached to vibes #haha that rabbit chapter with marcille. hahha i was like what the fuck man. it was funny and then boom whump [tears streaming down my face] #those shapeshifter chs were sooo much fun esp seeing other chara's perceptions of each other. stealing that #the changeling ones were great too elf senshi is the fucking funniest he looks sooooooo unserious #marcille's evolving perception with death starting with saving falin and saving the squad and her nightmares of outliving everyone- #-and her dad and her 'temper tantrum' and UGH when at the end she said she was fine with falin not coming back.... WAAA. OUGH. #i think dunmeshi handled the trope of 'prophecy of chosen one becoming king' pretty well and it makes sense why laios is the protag #the worldbuilding is so thoughtful as well i liked seeing different characters with different worldviews interact #very solid and well rounded series wooo #the main 4 has such a fun dynamic together #anyways. dunmeshi au..... #more like borrowing the worldbuilding bc charas are too nuanced for a one to one comparison #ren is like some prince of his own species but he's like 34th in line and no one cares about him so he fucks off to eat monsters #which is why he's both snobbish AND a total freak when it comes to his food taste #false is originally in for the money from ren and plans to scam him but unfortunately the cringefail swag captures her #martyn is Obnoxiously Clueless and thinks he's smart but he's not. he's resourceful but also pathetic and crazy #stress cant cook but she thinks she does so everyone goes (≖_≖ ) when she picks up a pot. they delegate her to killing and chopping duty #the mvp is iskall who keeps on saving everyone's asses and somehow has resources for everyone #i think ren is actually aware false is going to scam him but he has too much money to spend anyway and he thinks shes cool so he lets her?? #and somehow she doesnt take the money and run. and goes back to eating monsters w/ the party. everyone is crazy

[kaedescara]

gojo uses you to fuck himself dumb

#good morning #wishing gojo satoru a very pay rent or get out of my head. #i am open to different kinds of payment. #i know a lot of readers on here lean sub so read this how you will #i however am thinking about whiny crybaby satoru who has his hands on ur waist and can’t stop rutting into you while he baffles on and on #fe- feels too good don’t make me stop please #he’s hiccuping and his eyes are sooo shiny he’s so pretty and sweaty and he’s panting but his stamina goes so crazy #you just gotta let him keep going. tease him a lil. he moans when ur mean to him. #hold his head n rub his back when he’s done he needs to be regrounded afterwards. he cannot think for the next 30 minutes. only snuggle. #he’s also the type to overwhelm you with touch so you don’t realize he’s giving you the fattest fucking hickey on your neck #i hate him. i need him. #; gojo #! thirst #! chatting #gojo smut #; q

[sukugo]

Well those period sex tags on your post really got me thinking. Sukugo where Sukuna eats out the Gojussy like it’s Saltburn when he’s mensturating. Sukuna can smell it coming and he’s on his hands and knees immediately.

Anonymous asked:

That eating out the wife while she’s bleeding post of yours really gave me brain damage. I can’t stop thinking about a Sukugo version of that. Sukuna eating out the Gojussy on his period like a vampire boba surprise. Have you seen Saltburn? I want it to be just like that.

i have NOT watched saltburn but u are definitely making me intrigued 👀👀 i'll see if i get the chance to watch it !! (i tried to search for a clip of that scene, but i couldnt get it 😔) (though it was quite a short search fjghjdkf ill see later)

but still YES YESSSSSSSS sukuna eating gojo out while he's bleeding is EVERTYHING TO ME!!!!!

it's one of sukuna's favorite things, he's so so so weak for it, he loves it so much. he eats satoru like his life depends on it. licks and slurps and kisses all across his red-stained lips, takes his mouth to satoru's hole and completely loses himself in it, tongue lapping up all the blood, sucking all of it into his mouth and swallowing desperately. and he's just GONE. so so so gone. satoru tastes so good and sukuna delights in every single drop, every single twitch and gush of blood and every bit of his bleeding, absolutely delightful pussy

and what he also loves about it is that satoru is extra sensitive, he's extra twitchy, he's making so so many more sounds than usual, and god, he's so sweet below him, coming completely apart under his tongue. (sukuna is equally gone)

and sukuna doesn't relent, even as gojo's legs quake beneath him and he's humping sukuna's face, repeatedly coming against him, until sukuna's entire face is painted crimson, streaks of blood all across his cheeks and his hair and dripping down his chin, his mouth full and tongue stained with the taste of satoru's blood

#f.ask #sukugo #jjk #menstruation #it's just. sukuna's favorite thing #and when he's done (after a long LONG time) #he'll go up to kiss satoru so they are both painted in red #and ofc he'll also fuck him. #but he will only manage two or three thrusts bc he'll look at his dick. bloodsoaked and smeared with streaks of clumped dark red #and he's immediately coming into satoru. #u have no IDEA how much i love this. i think about it all the fucking time. #and sukuna loves it he LOVES it. #when satoru's done menstruating he moves to making him bleed in other ways #but it's still not the same #jfhdjghfhjfkhdfkdfjdg #yeah #the thing about period blood is that it's dark and it smears everywhere so easily and mixes with discharge and it also becomes threads of #thicker blood and sometimes gets little dark thick clumps and ooohhhh god *dick throb* #(i actually actually felt that) #and it's just so PRETTY #it's sooo pretty. #the way it looks when it coats something or when it stains the crotch and thighs red. AND JUST when skin separates and u get the string of #blood that connects both #hhhrrrrghdhfhshhdjdhsjshdhhggghghghf #need to take a de-hornyfying walk ill be right back #ya boy forgot to tag this post gjsghjhdjfhdf was consumed by lust fr 😔😔

[swiftcast-selene]

Day 29: Favorite Glamour

from practical, to... less so, an adventurer's got to have a rather large wardrobe to suit all occasions.

#miqomarch 2024 #miqomarch #ffxiv miqo'te #final fantasy 14 #seeker of the sun #aka my main looks for each expac.... #its been a time trying to figure out his style but ive been pretty consistently putting him in like. #flowy sleeves flowy pants cinched waist kind of stuff. and i think it works for him #im trying to keep him pretty masc bc that is like a big part of Himself #being a tia and a man is a big part of his identity #but not being able to be like. a Proper tia according to his father was a big part of him feeling like he wasn't enough for the longest tim #and why he was sooo desperate to feel needed. because his very first task #the one he was born to fulfill #he couldn't do at all #he's also usually pretty covered up because he has a little bit of a case of the never nudes... but i've been putting a lot of short sleeve #on him lately which do look nice i think #miqo'te are hard to dress they're so fucking SQUARE. he is a challenge but i love him!

[running-in-the-dark]

ah, crap.

I gave up and started watching Almost Paradise. I don't want to like it! but I'm not even a minute in and there's his stupid face and his arms and he's adorable and I hate it (I love it 😭)

and then this: "just boom. heart failure. and trust me, that's worse than penis failure" cool 👍

and now he's been hit in the face by a beach ball 😌 awesome

#and his name is Alex in this??? what the fuck that's illegal #I'm not gonna try to find another name again you stupid fucker so you better be nice 😫 #sorry #having my usual internal conflict about liking his face and hating him as a person etc etc x #but he is. so. pretty. #I don't even mind the hair. I still think it should be illegal to cut his hair short but if it has to be. this haircut is acceptable. #also he's old and this show is reminding me of that and. why does that make it. better. fuck off #god I hate him (lying) #I laughed so hard when he got hit by that beach ball #I need to see that man get hurt. but really hurt. sooo badly hurt. please I'm begging. someone better punch him soon #almost paradise #christian kane

[leafiion]

geara I have feelings for you. most of them are incomprehensible though

#Been thinking about him while I write. Most nonbinary transgender cis gay homophobic emo twink man ever made #‘geara no you can’t reclaim that’ ‘YES I CAN’ type shit #I think he can cook. idk why but it came to me in a vision. it’s actually pretty good but he point blank refuses to do it for anyone else #but he WILL get pissy if you imply he can’t. he’ll get so mad. you think he can’t do this menial yet important task? fuck you -> #he’s going to make The best food ever n you get to have NONE of it you can just sit there and be sad and pathetic. #anyway I hate geara (has been thinking abt him 4 ever) #I hope you enjoy ponytail geara. bc I’m quite frankly obsessed. always in the mood to give characters I like longer hair and ponytails #I’d give him glasses too if I think he’d wear them but fuck no he would not. he’d suffer through being BLIND just to not look like a nerd #if he had to choose between dying on the spot and looking stupid he’d pull the trigger #I hate him. if m2 kills him I’ll be sooo sad

[wtfwhy]

I HATE tim drake headcanons that drag the rest of the batfamily down so he can be the special angsty boy when they all arguably do that like wtf are you talking about

#TO BE 100% CLEAR #I love Tim #But i think its a major disservice to his character #Pushing everyone else down around him to lift him up #Obvs especially unrealistically #Mfs over here like tim would always keep a weapon on him!!! Like thats not something all of them do #Or even most vigilantes #I think its canon that all the batfam walk around with their utility belts #And like gothman got sooo mad when he was replaced #And wants him back as robin #Ok so like gotham citizens just fucking hating on Damian?? A child?? Thats also saving lives??? #And like #Tims still there as red robin i might be wrong but im pretty sure they know that #Like GOD Tim is such an Interesting and (usually) well written character #You dont have to make everyone else around him dumb or assholes #Counter argument: fics where everything sucks and tim goes to an au where everythings nice #I like those fics #That is all of my counter argument #tim drake #batman #dc robin #robin #red robin #batfamily headcanons #batfamily #rants

[homingpigecns]

this is like a sadgirl pathetic post but this guy i met recently at work was like, very direct and polite in being interested in me and i've been feeling him out bc i literally do not know him well enough to have an opinion but i can't like. he is so normal and nice. hes like a nice normal guy. every time i text him he doesn't say anything weird and he's extremely nice. what the hell. he's literally so nice. WHY. does he like. me???? like what's wrong with him that he specifically is interested in me????

#this is not even a low self esteem thing but shdhsbdhsdh every girl in the world is so pretty . me??? why????? #literally the day i met him & he asked me out i barely spoke to him was mind numbingly stupid and crawled on the floor on multiple occasion #i cant text this guy bc every time i have to answer im like. this guy is so fucking normal. me??? hes interested in me???? WHY???? #everyome i try to convey this to is like :// aww he thinks ur cute. stop overthinking. WHATS WRONG WITH HIM #he specifically asked me out by asking the relief nurse what my name was and she offered to give him my number if i was ok w it #I WAS AT WORK..... I JUST SAID YES...... and i was like ok this probably will not go anywhere. he probably wont even text me #he texted me while i was commuting home literally he was still doing cases........ #did i mention i was digging through garbage. literally he was like sorry the surgeon yelled at u she gets so flustered and ir was like no #she yelled at me bc im stupid. did u not notice that im stupid. this guy -- NORMAL -- literally saw me at my lowest and asked me out...... #brandon oscillates #brandon what abt the guy at work u had a thing for I KNOW. im so torn however sjsbdbdhdbbx we are like actually coworkers #this guy if i see him every now and then in passing occasionally in the same room. that guy is my coworker for real #it cant happen. also dbxshsdhshdhe he has a 9 yr old hes too old for me. idk his relationship status but i dont think hes married. #also hes out of my league. also my other coworker told me he thinks hes gay but that hes closeted but that coworker is filipino so #mildly homophobic. i also told him to never tell anyone else that. i dont think hes gay. whatever. #i will miss my impossible crush as my hobby but this guy is nice and ahdhs its psychopathic to give him my number and then reject his date #can u imagine #whatever. im doing high school now i guess. the relief nurse is sooo proud of herself #shdbbd literally when i came back from lunch that day my scrub was like THE DOCTOR LIKES U!!! #and i was lkke omg really??? she doesnt think im stupid???? but it was this guy. and she did still think i was stupid #u know i have concert tickets for next thursday but shdhsd i literally have had too many experiences this year #i am trying to sell tgem #personal

[steelycunt]

starting 2 finish up research and move into trying to create some sort of plan and. this r is sooo. oh my. he is the loneliest girl in the world but like actually this time. he is so very. he needs a hug so terribly much he is such a sock in need of darning he needs a little kiss he needs. even just one single friend

#r in an au is often sooo crazy because it’s like imagine the guy that this friendless + melancholy boy would become if #instead of making friends 4 life at age eleven he simply continued to be friendless + melancholy for his entire adolescence #he needs. he soo desperately needs someone who is not his mother to grab him by the shoulders and go hello i like you i like spending time #with you i think the things you have to say are interesting and i would consider you my friend. or he might die......... #still need to give this thing a . fucking title huh. i have one in the works but i dont like it all that much. usually the title is the #first thing i come up with this is. crazy 4 me what even is this thing if it doesnt have a pretentious nonsense little titular phrase #anyway r he is so. he loves his home so fiercely he doesnt feel like its his he never wants to leave he thinks if he doesnt get out #he might die his home is everything 2 him he wants to turn his home into something that does not make him so unbearably sad and #lonely and like a stranger or he will not be able to stay here he. wants his dad to like him as well as loving him he wants the things he #loves to love him back he wants. a friend. well dont worry i am going to give him a pretty boy to. hold hands with justhold on babygirl... #pride au

[teeth-draws]

“You are a scholar, are you not?”

@shepherds-of-haven‘s Red + my MC Halle as Milo and Kida for Halloween huehue

#shepherds of haven #red antiqua #hhhhh mc sooo what of you think of this story there’s like a scrawny dreamer bookworm guy who uhhh #talks heaps and is like an ancient linguist and uhhh #he finds this… lost civilisation and there’s uhhh this sexy battle princess and like #you know maybe she manhandles him a bit and ummmm you know like he uses his big brain everyone made fun of him for to errrr… #save her culture and errrr they fall in love haha and there’s magic and uh ancient ruins and tech and uhhhh… #you know what do you think…?? :))) #Halle: wow this is big for you huh #cog games #liefred antiqua #halle beren #this was actually pretty fun to draw lol I want to do more couples costumes since October is a fun excuse #my other contenders for red are like Indiana Jones (specifically the -love you- on the eyelids scene) #prince Eric (a good guy AND a monster fucker) #fucking dark magician lmfao #he could be a full on Ron Weasley #anyway red does not have a diminished frame but he DOES have a Diminished frame lmao #hc that red has good arms/back but you know you can see maybe 2 abs max #anyway love you red and drawing a fringe on Halle was fun actually huehue #happy Halloween fellow fans :3 #screencap #redraw #first time I’ve bothered to do (kinda) neat lineart in a while lol damn #who wears jodhpurs on their hips like that?? #I tried to draw the jodhpurs but bc of where the picture cuts off they didn’t look right

[narts-kakashi-doll]

Watching the other trigun now

This man is so pathetic I desire him carnally

I think I could wrap my hands around his waist

I'm going to stick gum in his hair

And I want his jacket

#but omg he is a little annoying #it adds to his charms but I hate it i think I need to see if the subbed version is better #i was gonna say sub version but thatd pretty much just trigun stampede vash (ok its both) and I havent decided which version i like best yet #this version is more pathetic and skrunkly but the other one's really pretty sooo >_< i cant choose #hes such a fucking loser (i need him in my bed)

[lokh]

oh also. this was all the stuff i could find at smash artist alley that had akaza on it

#if there was more and i somehow missed it. hit me the FUCK up #but i did my best i looked sooo hard aghfdhsgsdfg #again. maybe ill come back when his backstory finally gets animated #and ill be like NOW u see...... everyone will see................. #im pretty sure i liked him before his backstory tho WHERE are his fans!!!!! #THERE WAS MORE DOUMA ART??? /DOUMA/??????? DOES HE HAVE THAT MANY FANS???? #oh ill link who did what in a second #though uhh. i dont think i can for like #the postcard has no signature and nothing came with the omamori so idk who made those =(

[gobstoppercowboy]

Had a dream last night that I was in the psych ward with Sirius Black and I fell in love with him

#it was a nice psych ward tho it didn’t even look like a hospital or anything #it was like a little sleepover #also he was SOOO PRETTY #LIKE #I FELT THINGS #actually wait #hang on #I think I was Remus??? #like I had a Remus pov #omfg #what the fuck is wrong with me #marauders #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar

[running-in-the-dark]

normally I'm not a fan of clip show episodes buuut I'm really enjoying the ones in season 6 of Night Court.

not just because of all the Dan stuff but... okay only 99% because of that.

also "not sleazy but ethically questionable in regards to women" - oh Daaan 🙄

#by far the best part is seeing all his pretty suits #and when his hair was longer and shorter :3 #and more or less grey :3 #very cute #and he's sooo awful 🥰 very nice summary of why I love him (unfortunately lol) #he's so funny. he's so so stupidly funny #it's nice to know that there's things that can overcome my insane morality issues #ooh this character did a not great thing once? hmm yeah the brain can't handle it sorry. #this man is the worst? horrible awful terrible not good ever in any way? yes please :) #it's a mystery why he gets a pass (it's because I find him insanely attractive and he's so fucking funny and it's simply too much) #(no seriously it's because I was already obsessed with him before I started watching the show and obsession is stronger than the issues so. #that makes it okay! #because yes I have to justify this to myself! can't just like him! I've got to fill out a form for my brain every time I accidentally think #about this :) hmm can we like him... no we can't... but WHAT IF...) #anyway whatever I just watched both these episodes twice lol #personal #night court #dan fielding #also. not relevant but he's definitely gained weight over these six seasons and. I'm only mentioning that because. I like it soooo much. 🥵 #he looks so good. ugggh #it does not matter but. I like it.