#he’s so fucking funny

[a-sketchy]

kanji’s the fucking best

#rambles #p4g posting #he’s so fucking funny

[russilton]

*wheezing*

#george russell #monza gp 2023 #George’s radio report #he’s so fucking funny #Marcus Dudley #and he’s used to things in his ass

[ponchusjbonchus]

i feel like not enough people appreciate the skylanders comics because they’re so fucking funny. not for their plots in the slightest but sometimes the visuals are so heinous at points that it makes me giggle

like kaos weeruptor

or square hugo.

or ANIMAGS

or my personal favorite

this fucked up thing that silly puns or names do no justice it’s so fucking horrifying

edit. i spent a full 3 minutes (i counted) CACKLING at how wrong and awful pepperjack looked in this shot. why are his eyes so big. why are they so close together. where is his forehead they took it from him. this one takes the cake and it makes me never want to experience skylanders again

#skylanders #skylanders comics #comic #mags skylanders #hugo skylanders #gusto skylanders #skylanders trap team #kaos #kaos skylanders #i can’t get over gusto #he’s so fucking funny

[sailor-aviator]

Danny, PLEASE

#he’s so fucking funny #danny ramirez #glen powell #hit man #hitman

[moony-ghoul]

i think about this tweet like 5 times a day

@hypnoneghoul

#he’s so fucking funny #unmasked ghouls #cos sylvan

[plasticferal]

“i’ve been washing my hands with soap and water” - chris sturniolo.

LIKE YOU SHOULD BE DOING BABYBOY!

#he’s so fucking funny #chris sturniolo #sturniolo triplets

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

I finally did it yall I made a list of my favorite Cartmanisms bc I do in fact very much enjoy writing his out of pocket ass

“Oh speaking of,” Cartman added, “let’s just sacrifice the Insulin Bitch and the brain damaged hippie to the zaliens so the rest of us can make a run for it.”

Eric was scowling. “Only I’M allowed to make comments about you two gayasses. I say we wipe the floor with those homophobes.”

“I doubt they’ll have a vest in your size, Thumbulimia.”

“Please, I have better things to do than watch the Jew have a Post Traumatic Spider Disorder episode.”

Cartman rolled his eyes, but got up to drop a five in the Fuckwad Jar. “I hate you guys, seriously. Marj, you weren’t even in the room for the Nancy joke.” The lace trim of his robe fluttered as he sat back down, which made Stan laugh again. “What’s so funny, hippie?” There weren’t really words, honestly, but he’d try. “I just… I never want us to change, you know?” “Gay.”

Eric sung a few lines of ‘Jesus Loves The Little Children’ in a creepy horror movie voice and then sprung out from his hiding spot and started blasting on an unsuspecting youth who got too close, chasing him down the field with rarely shown athleticism.

Cartman looked incredibly bored as he clicked the magazine and snapped it back into place. “Well fuck me for being prepared.”

Cartman scoffed. “He’s not doing anything but staring up at you like he’s Sleeping Goddamn Beauty and you just kissed him out of a coma.”

“Awww, looook, you guys! They’re having a gay little hurt/comfort moment again! What, you gonna kiss it better, Kahl?”

Cartman just rolled his eyes and crossed his arms. “What the hell ever, Jimothy. Go stutter about it to someone else.”

“Okay, fucking first of all,” Kyle shot a glare at Cartman, “no one’s getting sacrificed. Literally, that’s not goddamn happening. AND we’re keeping this discussion CIVIL. It’s five in the morning and nobody’s slept very much. There’s not a single guy here who’s actually thinking straight.” “That would be because half of you are gay as balls.”

“Once again, I’m moving that we leave the hippie behind.” “Cartman, remind me to kick your ass when we’re out of here.” “Good luck on that if you fucking faint like one of those stupid goats again.”

Cartman was out of bullets, but he’d taken out a good chunk of the extraterrestrial undead. “Holy shit, Kahl, you better not die on us. Cockroach, remember? You’re a damn cockroach.”

“Aight, so anyway, what’s JewBot up to?” “Still at work. He’ll be home later. We’re gonna go out to dinner with the Tuckers.” “I didn’t ask for your life’s story, buttplug,”

“Oh JESUS CHRIST!!” Oh, great. Cartman had emerged from his cave. “Did I just walk into a stairwell orgy?”

“Fuck you, Kahl. Your recycled dildo and his weirdo wingman pulled me out of a Klance slowburn.” “WHO the FUCK is reading Voltron fanfiction in 2023?!” “Some of us are dedicated.”

Eric paused his self imposed quest to rob every taco truck in GTA and set aside his controller. “Hellllll no. The vampires don’t get my blood without paying me for it.”

“Geez, pack it up, Fiddler On The Roof.”

“Fatass, if he dies in a car accident because YOU made him freak, I WILL kill you.” “Good luck doing that with one leg and a fever, fleshlight.” But his voice softened. “Just try to chill out until he gets home, Kahl. Then you can be a terrible patient for someone who actually likes you.”

“Yeah, hippie. I wasn’t going to deal with you if something happened to your burning bush.”

A certain abrasive fuckwad leaned casually against the wall. “Oh, the Bubonic Jew didn’t tell you yet? I said he fell on the stairs, didn’t I? He just hurt his knee again, what else is new.” Stan made a noise of surprise and Cartman pointed his beef jerky at him. “By the way, I really don’t get why you get so stoked about lugging him around. He’s difficult.”

Cartman scurried off to inspect a leaf. “Woah, you guys! I think I just, like, discovered empathy!” “You’re looking at a plant.” “Plants have feelings too, Khal! Look at your photosynthesizing dildo back there!”

“Like he needs an excuse to get on his high horse about shit.” “I’ll kick your fat ass,” Kyle warned. “Good luck, tinkerbell.”

Cartman had planted himself into the passenger seat, munching away at that bag of funyuns. He glanced back. “What’s the ‘sitch, Ken-Possible?”

“Because, you pussy,” Cartman said with a false saccharine smile, “you have the biggest TikTok following from your gayass little songs.

“Yep.” Cartman said through a mouthful of eggs. “Plus, Clyde has an affair going with the town vet, Butters is a total twink, and Stanny boy has a boner for the Jew.”

Oh dear god. Cartman was NOT about to babysit the argumentative dickhole while the housekeeper worked. As much fun as he was to fight with, Kyle was a fierce opponent, and Cartman wasn’t really in the mood. He’d had a weird night. The cats had been on edge.

Oh, of goddamn course. The OTHER buttplug. It wasn’t a secret. Well, technically it was, because no one talked about it, but anyone with eyeballs could see that Stan and Kyle had a gayass little private relationship going on behind Craig’s back. Good for them, or whatever, but if the Spider ever got proof…

Cartman just rolled his eyes. “Scott, you glucose gobbling ass bitch, I’ve literally butchered two people. I know the human body, okay?”

“The fuck.” Cartman’s eyes widened. “Every single one of you dildos had better be praying that there’s no internal bleeding.”

Cartman put his hands up. “Gahdamn, you guys. Just trying to lighten the mood in this hot air balloon to Hell.”

“Ay! Hippie! The Jew had to stay for basketball so I’m here with your buttfucking homework-“

Cartman definitely wanted to rip on him for wallowing in his own sadness, but the sooner he got this loser to be a person again, the better. “No shit, asshole. Your fucking fleshlight is even more intolerable without you to hold him back. You need to come back to school.”

“Also, I’m telling your little prince of Egypt that he can come over. It’s not like he’s gonna catch your Sad Bitch Disease.”

Cartman strolled around the corner, now wearing his frilly ‘widow whose husband died under mysterious circumstances’ robe.

#he’s so fucking funny #i actually love writing my favorite abrasive fuckwad #south park #eric cartman #why are so many of these OJV or from ITTG lmaooo #him in TWITR was fun too #my shit #Cartmanisms #ao3 shit #my writing #he do be callin people buttplugs fleshlights and dildos #also #long live the Fuckwad Jar

[girlgerard]

“[i’m not okay] is the summer jam of all time that keeps my therapist driving a lexus”

#HE’S SO FUCKING FUNNY

[anonymous-dentist]

Things Breaking Dawn Cellbit believes in:

- Ghosts

- Werewolves/Lobisomem

- Demons

- Shadowy government organizations

Things Breaking Dawn Cellbit does not believe in:

- Mothman

- Vampires

- God

- Regular government organizations

#monster au fic #he’s so fucking funny

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

The vibe I’m getting from bhima is if you approach him as a friendly party there’s a >80% chance you’ve just triggered an unskippable cutscene where he spends 40 minutes explaining his siblings entire backstory and how much he loves every one of them before forcing you to sit down at a dinner table and look through their baby photos

#he’s so fucking funny #my post

[dgcrimson-garcia]

he’s gonna roll away guys

#aew #eddie kingston #he’s so fucking funny #i cannot take anything he just said seriously after that

[zeb-z]

BBH backstory this, Bagi lore that - can’t be bothered. Felps just accidentally gave Cucurucho a horse

#felps lore goes hard #bad dropping immortal lore? cant be assed. Felps from Felps square is here now #he’s so fucking funny #mcyt #qsmp #felps #q!felps #z speaks

[goldensatellite]

Harry figuring out Jordan’s name and mocking them after - LA Night 12 (11/15/22)

#stylesnews #harry styles #love on tour #i posted the full interaction but this was my favorite part #he’s so fucking funny #it makes me giggle every time I watch it #my video

[comraderoscoes]

#he’s so fucking funny #gotta prepare my juice cartoon for post quali interviews that’s actually this new drink i’m trying to launch #rosa rolling her eyes

[cerealmonster15]

Jamil is so funny anytime someone mentions octavinelle on purpose. He doesn’t even hide his distaste, he’s just immediately blatantly like 😒ew. why. 😒

#I can’t tell you how many times I’ve rewatched that part of caters union bday story #always had me CRYING laughing #the visual comedy of Jamil politely smiling #then IMMEDIATELY FROWNING the moment caters voiceover says ‘octavinelle’ #he’s so fucking funny #why the fuck us he so annoyed about what dorm CATER would pick dndngngnfjdjfnfng #he’s still got azul trauma #silly behavior. there was no need for him to be like that and yet hsjdjfngjggngjtng #number 1 fish hater Jamil viper #I would say riddle but riddle picked Jade for his birthday brother on purpose. so. #that’s the other union bday scene I’ve watched 900 times #the shock from azul. the shame from riddle immediately. dhdhcbfbfbfbfhyht #second years you are so silly and weird <3 #that first parts funny too #who are you getting gifts fo-OCTAVINELLE? ew. gross. why. #then he adivises you to stop being friends with anyone from that dorm LOL #awful boys lolol

[gracejones]

god I need to find the clip of Chris Cornell explaining “face pollution” means seeing people in public you don’t want to see 💀

#he’s so fucking funny #I will figure out how to clip it and put it here #soundgarden #chris cornell