#he's so unserious i cannot

[cosmicanakin]

been laughing at this for an hour straight.

#﹙ rambles ೀ ﹚ #he's so unserious i cannot #hayden christensen #anakin skywalker #revenge of the sith #star wars

[rosenecklaces]

"feyre bullies Lucien about his friends and calls him homeless"

Oh so women can't have hobbies now? I see how it is

#feyre archeron #lulu wives are so unserious i just. i cannot jdkskjdjf #bad mouth a spineless man at least once and you have a legion of pathetic women defending his ass #he ain't gonna fuck you: lulu edition

[liquidstar]

and now for something stupid

#but really i also just wanted to play around w this sort of coloring style bc its been FOREVER since ive used it #and i think i can make it look better now #AND i think i can make more sillay stuff like this and not have it take as long w cleaning up lines #anyway now you all understand the terrible dynamic between these three #phobo's infodump text is just copypasted from the wikipedia page for knives. #julliet ALSO uses knives is the thing so hes actually mansplaining < JOKE #he just wants to share. even if it gives her a headache. but he wouldnt mansplain he doesnt have it in him. hes ok with felonies tho #but julis life hasnt known peace since she was told to take care of the newbies #and shes ALSO a newbie (just slightly less so) so really this is probably just tartarus hazing her #theyd take one look at the two disorganized unserious overeager newbies and think ''you know what would be fucking hilarious'' #and pass them onto the neurotic slightly-less-newbie who takes everything as seriously as possible. disaster combination. #i cannot stress enough that this is a group of bandits and murderers theyre NOT above hazing. #deimos actually is doing the best job at it since he is stealing as we speak #i mean hes not supposed to do it to his teammates but still. on the right track #as for the dynamic between deimos and phobos themselves its like. theyre just bros. theyre both pretty similar in personality #except deimos is kinda more mean and cynical while phobos can be kinda. dense and naive despite literally where hes at in life #but most of the time theyre basically beavis and butthead #i would also like to stress that juli is not being homophobic she just already cannot stand these guys and cant believe the audacity #but. complete misunderstanding. karma for stealing wallets ig #this will never be cleared up by anyone ever #but again thats not their dynamic they are just beavis and butthead. and i guess that makes juli daria LOL #finn's ocs #finn's art

[forcedhesitation]

this undeniably has to be one of the worst opinions I've seen about this season. like out of the plentiful failures season 4 had... you really couldn't choose one to talk about? max's mental health was one of the only things that I felt season 4 handled pretty damn well.

I do think it could have been better written, yes. the ending of her arc in season 4 was....insulting at best.

but overall? the show does a great job of addressing that max actually hated billy (she literally fucking admits to wishing for his death) and that her grief is more complicated than just missing a person. because she wasn't missing a person! she was ultimately glad billy was gone. but even in death, he torments her.

she watched a person she grew up with be brutally murdered by some fleshy abomination, RIGHT in front of her. her shitbag step father bailed on her and her mother after billy died, forcing them to move to the trailer park. her mother abuses alcohol and is never home because she's always working so they can afford to live in the trailer park. her friend group has been split in two by the byers moving away, which took el away from her too. she doesn't know how to reach out to lucas, deep down doesn't feel she deserves his love & concern, despite lucas' best efforts (vecna literally taunts her with lucas turning on her at the final confrontation). she wished so badly to have someone like steve in billy, but she knows that billy would never be that person. he was the complete opposite & she can't just have steve in his place. she mourns the brother she never had. she is devastated by the way billy still hurts her, even after he's gone.

she's what. fourteen??? when this all happens?

like the death of an abuser is never so simple as "hooray! I am so very joyous now that the source of my pain is gone!" the damage an abuser inflicts on you is not some cut to the skin that can be healed and one day forgotten. it's so much more tortuous than that. especially for a child.

#stranger things #thoughts about media #“her trauma was so unserious because I cannot critically engage with a TV show in a way that transcends clout chasing on social media" #stranger things fans on twitter continuing to prove that they are the worst. business as usual I suppose. #I only clicked the trending tag because I figured little lord zionism had once again said something repulsive. #or that another cast member had defended his or the other lunatic's odious words. #nope. schnapp apparently has no work lined up after st5. which is lovely news. may he rot thoroughly. #and then this ridiculous post. #you know. the smallest spark of recognition flickered in my mind when I saw the user's url. so this can't be the first time. #however- I did not have them blocked. HA! they sure are now! although I'm sort of curious what awful opinions they've shared before. #eh- but most certainly not curious enough to waste my time and risk reading some utter garbage about steve. #the block button is not enough for those who slander steve's good name.

[ghafahey]

SHADOW & BONE, SEASON 01 EPISODE 05 — Show Me Who You Are

every ghafahey scene ever: 7/??

#shadowandboneedit #sabedit #sixofcrowsedit #shadowandbonesource #shadow and bone #ghafahey #my edits #*mysoc #*inejesper #pls he's so unserious djdjdj #but i also think it perfectly showcases a crucial part of jesper's personality #as in he may not be the person with the big master plans but he usually does have an idea of what he's doing and is very sure #of what he CAN do (ie. shooting things. flirting with someone to get what he wants.) and if he doesnt he has some ace up his sleeve #puns may be intended #anyway its the way this scenes has inej wanting him to be serious and he just for the life of him cannot be #and the FORESHADOWING that that has mmmmmh delicious im about to weep myself to sleep

[cosmic-walkers]

After delving into tudor history again, since college....it always shocks me that people think that thomas wanted anne dead more than henry and that idk...henry wasn't the one who made thomas put the charges on anne.

i'm not excusing thomas and how he fucked anne over, and i know they had fall outs, but at the same time he couldn't put her on trial, or start any of that without henry wanting it. the way henry has shimmied his way out of being directly tied to anne's death, but rather thomas seems to be the scapegoat always surprises me.

ppl act like henry didn't get married like a week after.

#and chile do you know what would've happened to thomas if he said NO?? #he saw what happened to wolsey #respectfully if i were him i would've quit but i also understand why he didn't #it's kinda annoying because shit cannot be done without henry's conset #*consent #he also gets blamed as the sole perpetrator of the information which in a way is unfair to him but also unfair to anne #as she was a huge player in the reformation #but also again - none of that shit could've happened if henry didn't want it #he got rich so of course his ass was going to be quiet #and you kNOW he had shit to do with it because after they butchered thomas #he still kept that money and used it for war #henry was so unserious my god and if he didn't kill folks it would've been funny

[justafriend-ql]

pond's twitter is the gift that keeps on giving

#pond naravit #he's so unserious help #like sometimes i cannot believe this man is a celebrity. he's just a little fanboy who likes fries

[quietpersephone]

"he challenges" din says as he sits down a whole ass toddler.

#TV Tag #Star Wars #The Mandalorian #Din Djarin #Grogu #Spoilers #I cannot with this man #He is so unserious

[boxwinebaddie]

do they like musicals?

ohhhhh my god....listen i wanna say no so bad but....HDKSHLHD i can't it's not true.....RIP

like i just know stan was in choir all four years and the things that Does to your brain chemistry....oooooof. like i just KNOW he was annoying. i know during christmas him and the first soprano girls were trying to hit that mariah carey whistle tone note in all i want for christmas is you there are tears in my fucking eyes smh smh smh

also canonically in pep bebe and stan were leads in the *high school musical vc* ~spring musicale~

( yes it was guys and dolls idk why i chose guys and dolls i just thought it would be hella funny if i made bebe a biblethumper and stan a cool gangster i know kyle was in the audience crying and throwing up literally the whole time...bebe and stan were also crying and throwing up they hate eachother so much....

....but ACTUALLY!!!!!! like when they had to actually kiss on opening night and the scene ended they both ran off stage rETCHING like LOUD GAGGING SOUNDS SCREAMING CRYING!!!!! ALL DRAMATIC LIKE EWEWEWEWEW EW EW EW E WKILLMEKILLMEKILLEME I HOPE I DIE THAT WAS SO DISGUSTING THAT WAS TORTURE WE ARE IN HELL HELL IS A PLACE WE LIVE EW HLKHSDLDKHSDSLH AND THEY HAD TO DO THAT FOR TWO MORE NIGHTS!!! JAIL FOREVER!!!!!! its so funny to me that bebe and stan are literally the most beautiful and popular kids at sp high and like several people would die to kiss them and they are like i would rather end it all fr....not even enemies to lovers its just ON SIGHT!!!!! help help help

also i do think i am hilarious for making bebe a raven bias in RM...lets see how long that lasts askhdksahd )

also...how do you think stan passed us history....? by studying? with knowledge? HELL NO BABY!!!!!!! that man memorized all of hamilton I WILL NOT BE TAKING CRITICISM AT THIS TIME!!!!!!!! kyle was so mad i know he was FUMING like stan you cant use a musical as factual evidence and hes like WATCH ME KYLE!!!!

that c-....wow. go stan GO! THATS MY BOOOOOOOOOOY

it really is a mixed bag for kyle who is like ah i get to hear stan sing but the con is he is so FUCKING annoying shsjdajdlsl like actually their entire friendship and relationship is like wow stan is so pre--PRETTY FUCKING ANNOYING HO-LY SHIT NEVERMIND DAMN

also the gag of rm is that kyle is basically trapped in a muscial like everyone is singing and dancing and he is like please get me the hell out of here what the fuck is happening

also pep!kyle totally gets dragged to musicals by stan and is like that was actually hell on earth i would rather shove glass in my ears then ever do that again you are so sick and twisted for that...

AND THEN STAN CATCHES HIM SINGING????????? HUMMING THAT SHIT!!!!! BUSTED BITCH!!!!!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT HIIIIIIIIM!!!!!

...tbh i think kyle is secretly extremely invested in the story aspects and actually thinks a lot of the musical scores are v beautiful so...

sigh....

with a heavy heart i must confirm...

they are musical boyfriends.

actually horrifying.

-uncle nina who is not a proud father atm

P.S. wait i had a thought askhdlksadh

in rm its.....flip flopped

u know wht i think rm kyle actually does like musicals because they are tasteful and definitely cries help askhdlksad

and ravenstan definitely does not like....if u held him at gunpoint he would shoot himself...several times to make sure he was really dead

its not even like he secretly thinks he is good he would actually rather be dead he actually will set the time machine back and sit in that burning house with shelley smh its too cringe for him

ok now im actually done thank u for coming to my ted talk <3

#this was physically painful for me #but like.... #its just true #like if u dont think stan was an annoying ass choir boy i dont want to hear it ur wrong #like there aint no way baby #him and bebe had so many choir solos and duets it was so horrible they want to kill eachother so bad #they like cannot play nice not even for wendy its so unserious #also kyle closetly enjoys musicals YOU WILL NEVER HEAR HIM ADMIT THAT THO #its def flipped in rm tho #like i cannot make ravenstan watch a musical he would be in actual pain the whole time #that man belongs at punk shows only he cannot watch a jazz square he would bust up laughing and jersey kyle would murder him #anyways...boyfriends #edit: im still laughing at this five minutes later whoever sent this bless u and also u are so wrong for this #ALSO BEBE AND STAN WANTING TO KILL EACH OTHER IN PEP IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SIDE PLOTS THAT SHIT IS SO FUNNY

[lesbicastagna]

still thinking of the other night when he left to get drinks and took such a ridiculous amount of time that i started thinking (like a crazy person) it was on purpose to leave me and her alone. and when he came back he was like sorry the barman was trying to hit on me i think and wouldn't let me go

#UNSERIOUS MEETING WITH UNSERIOUS PEOPLE #i hate them so much i need them gone i was the one to text them to meet up. i cannot speak about it #a #my roomate Finally saw them also and she was like he does look like a fag yeah. AND THEN immediately this happened ENOUGH. please

[aetheternity]

Daily reminder that this cute mfer took on a god, a dragon and a god in the making and won.

#Hes so unserious and goofy I love him! #aether #I literally cannot take him seriously he's so baby #my babygirl #male traveler

[1unatica]

Powering through 1963 rn and idk maybe im crazy but GOD. maybe she gets better but like gee wizz batman every damn time.

#karen is so unserious #i cannot with her #EVERY FUCKING TIME #holy fuck karen.. i think hes blind #i think we know girl #idk what gave it away though #maybe im being too rude to her #she’s literally like this everytime she shows up #holy fuck hes so hot too bad hes blind #karen page #daredevil #daredevil 1963

[jackredfieldwasmyjacob]

imagine being in that academy thinking the visit at 3 pm is gonna be rafa romera or eli rosex and then noemí opens the door and the mf antonio banderas is there

#vivitalksot #i would simply perish #i cannot wait to see their reactions #he just sent an audio to the OT diffusion group on ig doing the puss in boots voice he's so unserious 😭😭😭

[philtatosbuck]

mikaelson stans are deeply unserious but the worst kinds are the klaro klaus stans, the “klaus is a big meanie” elijah stans and the “kol is so mistreated” kol stans

#like i'm all for acknowledging klaus' wrongs #but you can't at your grown age keep blaming klaus for all of elijah's shit lmfao #you cannot keep using 'klaus always ruins what elijah has' when elijah is LETTING HIM #not only that but he HELPS HIM DO IT to their other siblings #elijah is not a victim of klaus' insanity he's a fucking enabler #if ANYONE could take on klaus pre hybrid and win. it was elijah. #he didn't do that. he willingly played a hand in klaus ruining damn near everyones lives #ESPECIALLY katherine but y'all love to pretend katherine should just ignore all that #elijah is quite literally the only one who could actually beat klaus' ass when he acts up but no! he's right by his side doing it too #i don't have words for the kl*ro klaus stans. idk who that bitch is lmfao #the 'kol is so mistreated' gang is just ridiculous #like. yeah. it'd be hard to deny he gets mistreated by his siblings #but he's not? some uwu baby? who needs to be 'protected' or defended #he's also a grown fucking man #the 'mistreated' thing goes out the window as SOON as he leaves his family's presence #he's done as much shit as they all have #there's no room for argument that he's 'better' than them #because we didn't see it on screen #just deeply unserious. all of you. #klaus mikaelson #elijah mikaelson #kol mikaelson

[bpdohwhatajoy]

Me seeing my abusive ex post online about how lonely he is knowing he not only abused me but abandoned me and in fact was bragging about leaving me

#HE IS SO FUCKING UNSERIOUS I CANNOT STATE THIS ENOUGH. #bpd #borderline personality disorder #fp #favorite person #abusive relationship #stay lonely forever u pos #fucked up people

[irulancorrino]

there's this dude on youtube who made a whole ass video about how logan is not the worst character in succession but you know who is? shiv. and he goes on and on about how she's miss manipulative and The Absolute Worst. anyhow, girlies and me have been tearing him a new one :)

#by tearing him a new one I mean leaving thoughtful comments disagreeing with his dumb ass opinion lmao #he's so unserious too #I wrote several paragraphs explaining how she simply cannot be the worst and how it's more complex than that etc #and he was like 'yeah you make good points and I agree with everything you said except i still think shiv is the worst' #succession #val talks #like seriously?? worse than logan?? #clown behavior #misogyny do be like that I guess yikes