#henry : alrighty then .. and if he does he has my personal guarantee ill hang up my stethoscope

[hawkeyeslaughter]

henry genuinely thinks his office is haunted for like a solid month because hawktrap bribes radar to go in and move the skeleton a little every night

#henry comes in to get like a bottle of booze or something for his date and catches radar at it #henry : … whatcha doin’ radar ? #radar : uh … uh … just cleanin’ the bones sir #henry : cleaning the bones ? #radar : yeah well … captains pierce and mcintyre say that if you don’t clean his bones real good he’ll get arthritis #henry : yeah . well .. you don’t think he’s gonna get arthritis if he misses one night of cleaning .. do you radar ? #radar : uh … no sir #henry : alrighty then .. and if he does he has my personal guarantee ill hang up my stethoscope #radar : uh … yessir #hauntings stop completely after that night #but it was a good run #mash #m*a*s*h #mashposting #mash 4077 #mashblr #radar o’reilly #henry blake #hawkeye pierce #hawkeye #trapper john mcintyre #trapper john #hawktrap #traphawk #piercintyre #piercentyre #lgbt #lgbtq