#hi we're back kinda

[mamawasatesttube]

Need an au where Lois found out Tana was dating a teenager and went into feral overprotective mama bear mode

YOU AND ME BOTH MAN. @loisinherlane and i once spitballed one au in this vein where lois, who already has jon (a baby, like 4 or 5 years old, doesn't understand why his dad isn't coming home) looks at kon and can't let him walk away. this is a kid with her dead beloved's face. she's already a mom. she can't do it.

so she absolutely eats tana alive (kon doesn't see why she's so mad, but he's like okie dokie i still think that was overkill but sure?) (kon is wrapped around baby jon's lil pinky fingers. where that baby goes, he goes.) and takes kon in.

the comedy of this au is when clark comes back, and lois is so frazzled and overwhelmed she just collapses into his arms and cries and she's exhausted and she honestly just. she forgets he doesn't already know what's going on. she forgets she hasn't told him. so poor clark walks into the kitchen, sees this teenager who clearly looks like him staring at him with a spoonful of cheerios halfway to his mouth, and thinks, oh my god. i've somehow lost all my memories of our firstborn.

#the thing is that meg and i bounce back and forth between OAUGH WE'RE SAD ABOUT THIS to the Stupidest shenanigans #and that's 100% what happened here #clark (thinking fast) (what's his name what's his name i don't know his NAME) good morning .. . . .... .. .. ... .. son!!! #kon (intensely awkward also hero worshipping bc THATS SUPERMAN but also he's. kinda invading superman's family. oops): uh... #kon: good morning .. .. . ... . . daddy-o !!!! #lois dropping the coffeepot in the kitchen: THATS WHAT I FORGOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT #answers #lois #kon

[skitskatdacat63]

2024 Chinese Grand Prix - Quali - Fernando Alonso

#idk if i like these but must post nando..... #i think ill do his interview as well like the typical one not the grid one #cause hhe looks very cute #these are just weirdly lacking to me ig #BUT P3 IM SOOOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!! #AGH WE'RE BACK BABY #<- kinda. only a bit. a bit. we stay hopeful #its been so long since ive been able to gif this type of thing 😭😭 #literally not since brazil im p sure #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #2024 chinese gp #we do a little bit of f1

[mechieonu]

it actually hadn't occured to me until just now but love & betrayal are @ the site of every villain's spiral. like. "Shifu had to destroy what he had created. But how could he?" vs. "They loved you so much that having to send you away killed them." vs. "I loved him like a brother, and he betrayed me."

it's super neat how love isn't only one of the major themes of the series but also a vicious motivator too

#i know that seems like a 'well DUH' but like it JUST hit me square in the face #bc i adore how love is used in the kfp series #love used in the narrative like that makes me go nuts it's my favorite thing #i wonder how they're going to continue this w the chameleon in kfp 4 #god i was so happy to find out we're getting a fem villain (VOICED BY VIOLA DAVIS!!!) #i just. kinda wished she didn't have to rely on the older villains #it's actually why i wasn't a fan of kai @ first #it gets turned on its head bc he used masters we otherwise hadn't known so it wasn't rlly nostalgia bait #though he DID get the five & shifu #but his heartache w oogway (& his design. & the voicecast) turned me around lol #but still i hope her major feature isn't 'she brought back tai lung kai and shen you guys!!!' #if we're not getting the five can we PLEASE get heartsick viola davis villain #kfp 4 #kfp #& i'll say it again a love-and-betrayal villain would contrast SO well with tiGRESS GETTING HER OWN SELF-LOVE ARC #YES its the same formula as the last three movies and NO i DO NOT care

[maddy-ferguson]

i don't like j0pper either but when people say joyce should've stayed with bob they always lose me because i have a hard time believing she even liked the man

#like hardcore twitter j0ppers have a point i fear she wasn't amused by his antics #and narratively he's very much her el and her steve the normal she can't go back to after the upside down stuff (like him wanting them to #move to maine) #something else about joyce and hopper. when someone said i don't think hopper's homophobic for saying like is he in s1 (i don't think he #would be based on that alone like it's not a convincing argument to me at all) someone else said you're crazy to think joyce would get #with a man who could be homophobic she would never do that to will when like. wasn't murray's whole thing in s3 that joyce didn't #like that hopper was a brute but that she also kinda liked it. now why they would choose to highlight that instead of continuing on the #path of s1-s2 j0pper idk but just. it's funny that they'd immediately go joyce would never do that to will when like. yeah. #i do think bob was the better choice...for will's stepdad lol. for joyce idk. #for jonathan...no idea #and hardcore j0ppers are cute when they say how dare you base your opinion of hopper on s3 that's like three days in his entire life WELL #we only spend one week a year with these characters blame the duffers for giving us this side of hopper and for leaving us with that for 3 #years. but i can also find stuff i don't like about him in other seasons so we're fine #and like i say: brf slt

[rainymoodlet]

Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

[Episode Five] One Last Push!

Is our Bachelor tuckering out? Seems like all the energy of the night is finally getting to him! What better way to blow off some steam than some uber-competitive rounds of ping pong? (Julian won every single game, I'm not kidding!) Daniel feels calm and less "in the spotlight" around Julian, and though our Mr. Vance is still learning to relax into the performance anxiety of national television, I think he really appreciated these deep conversations with Dan!

@mattodore

[ Part 20/?? ] 🌹

included below: dan was actually and legitimately a sore loser djkhffg

#ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #ts4 challenge #ts4 bachelor challenge #;kmik #sim: daniel #julian vance by mattodore #|| #dan is A CAT. you heard it here first folks... #he is all about platonic physical affection its like 'oh we waved at each other??? i'm puttin my arm around ur shoulders we're bros now' #some of our contestants haven't minded (i literally use their reaction to a bro bump/hip bump to gauge their receptiveness dkfdh bc DAN ... #(... dan does a lot of autonomous hip bumps its so embarrassing) #but julian is always down!! #the moment i gathered the guys together for gameplay for the night (to get an idea of what they'd do back at the manor) #daniel invited julian to a game of ping pong and NOBODY went upstairs with them it was... honestly a genuine one-on-one it was kinda awesom #dan wanted deep conversations out the ass and so i obliged kdhskdj #julian is a professional lawyer and his vibe is very much that he's presenting himself first and being himself second... not that he's not #genuine or putting on a face per se... but there is a safety to being “on” and aware 24/7 #and dan (he's an ~*empath*~ dfjkhfd) senses that off of people like a bloodhound #he's like HMM... you're not... you're not being 100% urself what's wrong are u uncomfortable how can i help hm??? #dan : absolutely nobody is allowed in my business farther than i let them swim but bitch i am #DIVING in the water if it means i can save you from drowning broh #(but also like if i'm drowning let me handle it i got this dont bother urself with saving me i wouldnt want you to worry :D) #(infuriating... I DIGRESS) #i hope he comes through here ;u; julian genuinely has my whole heart #and i love how comfortable he makes my dan feel~ #also yes julian won every single match idk how he does it but this man KILLS at ping pong/beer pong #the only person who matches him is abhi i'm not kidding

[remarkingonit]

“Okay, my love. Okay. Let’s get you showered." xx

#HI TUMBLR #LONG TIME NO SEE #GUESS WHO'S BACK kinda #I MISSED THIS #AND I MISSED THE WIVES #Thank god no more jack sperm #We're gonna suffer but we're gonna be happy about it hopefully #station 19 #maya bishop #marina #maya and carina #carina x maya #maya x carina #carina deluca #station19 #station19edit #wlw ship

[gwinverarrouz]

Folktale week 7: Found

This one is very loosely inspired by The Wild Swans, by Hans Christian Andersen (and also a call back to day 1: Lost, of course~)

#mydrawings #MyCharacters #AND THUS CONCLUDES #Folktale Week #HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT #this is my favourite illustration of the bunch so i'm glad we're ending on this note :D #you didn't think i would let that little fox have a bad ending did you #(this started as me wanting to draw some of my OCs in this style but. now i actually kinda want to develop these characters as their own) #anyway when i was a child i had a VHS of a 1962 Soviet animated movie adaptation of the Wild Swans #which?? not sure how this happened??? i'm guessing my parents must've recorded it from the TV once?? #i haven't seen it again in forever but it definitely left an impression #and in Andersen's fairy tale it's mentioned that the youngest brother who was turned into a swan doesn't fully turn back #one of his arms remains a wing

[yanderespamton78]

ive already shown this to anyone who actually cares pretty much loll (anyone following the addison arg) but i might as well post it on here

this is actually the first proper animation ive done :'D like other than this ive animated a ball bouncing but that was more to test the software than anything,, lucky for me i consume animation memes more than i consume water so i know the basics B)

#i need to drink hmm #ok im gonna ramble in the tags about the process because i like rambling #that frame where hes looking down and saying “we're coming” was actually the first frame i did #this was gonna be a stupid meme wtf happened #i can show you the first image it was just joking about how quickly everything had escalated lmao #then i drew that and was like #“woag;;;;; ook so like what if i animated this” #twas GRUELING #it may not have seemed like it bc i didnt mention it when i was wokring on it but i wanted to keep it a surprise lol #anyways im finally free from this stupid animation I CAN DRAW PIN!!! #i ended up redrawing the first frame once or twice because it looked really really bad #then the last ones im still kinda unsatisfied with but i couldnt be arsed to change them #im still unhappy with the way he jolts his head back it feels weird #thing is because of my insistence to keep that one really cool frame in there i had to do it #basically i needed a way to get him from hunched over to back straight looking down with his face hidden at one point #and it ideally had to look very unnatural that was the general goal #but idk i thought that line where Slick called Addon blue bell was really FUCKING COOL #also in a voice message Turnip acknowledged the static #SO PROUD OF MYSELF FOR THAT URUAHGH GURAH GH GHH #YES!!! THE STATIC!!!! I DID DO STATICCC!!!!! #also i know thats probably not what Slick possessing Turnon looked like but thats how i visualised it lol #I was binging tawog while watching this B) #OK actual tag time woag #animation #beginner animator #addison oc #turn off the lights arg #not my oc #addisons deltarune #my eyes hurt

[mack-anthology-mp3]

GUYS turns out i can actually do a fantastic tenth dr cosplay using just clothes i already have!!!!!!

brown pants blue button down shirt (even has brown pinstripes like the inverse of his coat) brown waistcoat, blue green brown plaid tie, and i have this really long brown corduroy coat i almost never wear but it fucks hard i swear, and a pair of sneakers like yeah!!!! i'm the doctor!!!!!!! david tennant gender!!!!!!!!!!!

#i would sent a picture but internet safety & anxiety #also my phones in the other room and i don't want anyone (my family) to see me in my brilliant dr who cosplay heheheeeeeeeeeeeEEEEE #wonder if i could borrow my dads old glasses lol he probably threw them out tho tragic #the coat goes so hard though it's the right length & actualy 60s vintage made in nz too #it doesn't have a long vent at the back or a breast pocket but other than that it's PERFECTTTTTT #dr who #david tennant #this fucks so hard omg #i kinda want to like. go into town wearing this or something but. what if i see people i know #too embarrasing #like half an hour ago i was crying over s3e8 but WE'RE SO BACKK #jk i'm still distraught over that episode like. i thought the Final Fifteen gomens was good acting #the emotional distress on his face actually undid me #aavvvajasjnakjns david tennanttttttttttt in yuor wallsssssssss

[8bit-mau5]

Another round of kofi rewards done! Two guys with completely opposite vibes, for @constellation-trolls and @boxxed-juice !

Commission info and slots can be found [HERE]! If you enjoy my art, feel free to support your local trans artist by tipping me on kofi 💙

#artists on tumblr #fantrolls #homestuck #hiveswap #Gabriel's arts #commission #im especially proud of these and Vlinde (left) is probably up there for my top fave of all the powdered Sugar rewards tbh #hes a professional boxer and i got kinda self indulgent with his sketch as you can see ASHDBHGD #THEYRE BOTH SO PRETTY THOUGH<3 i just couldnt help #drawing a buff sweaty man out of breath. JNHSBBHDD #i think i just got 1 or two more posts saved #as a reminder all kofi members get to see my art before anyone else! #and my art server comes second #if we're mutuals youre free to DM me for a link to the server #its pretty dead in there TBH theres not much activity #if thats something youre anxious about #maybe 5 people are active every so often? its pretty laid back

[californianedgeworth]

I can not believe that Yakuza 3 ended with Mine realizing the error in how he'd lived, being told that he could get another chance to do better, and heroically sacrificing himself to take out Andre Richardson saying "maybe in a next life" and then Andre Richardson is the one who turns out be alive in Infinite Wealth. like lmao?

#the continuous retconning of characters to be alive is equal parts annoying and funny #and also characters sacrificing themselves and dying right after they're given redemption :| also annoying #my thought with Nishiki and Mine was that they already had been shot #so the narrative would not have let them survive anyway. so they made the most of their deaths #but yeah. retconned character deaths is egregious in like a dragon #and they've kinda been hinting Ryuji's alive #which i could be fine with. he's somehow alive in alternate reality Dead Souls. he could be alive in main canon #but they should keep his gun hand #and maybe Mine being alive would be nice because there was literally so much emphasis on a new life for him? #if Andre Richardson survived then Mine should too lol. if we're making Mine's sacrifice pointless let's just go all the way #they should actually bring back all the fridged women. they did not deserve that #Yumi Reina and Yasuko are just chilling somewhere #but other than that no bringing people back. I love Nishiki sm but I do not want to see his ass #for some reason i really do not want them to bring back Nishiki compared to like Mine and Ryuji #but I guess like Nishiki's death was so influential on Kiryu. having him actually be alive the whole time would be infuriating #same if they like. brought Rikiya back. or the Arakawas back for Ichiban #my txtstuff #yakuza spoilers #yakuza 3 spoilers

[cryptid-condor]

some soup for the traveler on the edge of town

#week 2! during week 3 but ignore that #week 3 will probably be more low effort but whatever #im testing new harpy designs #we got my boy oliver (western sandpiper) and his friend james (monk vulture) #still placeholder names cuz idk what the naming conventions of this universe are yet 😭 we're getting there #oliver had to bring him soup in a crockpot cuz his family doesn't own vulture-sized bowls #i love vulture wings they dont fold very neatly down onto the bird's back because of how huge they are so most vultures look like a mess #all my rat #original character #oliver has some yet-unnamed genetic defect that makes his feathers curly #because i was absolutely determined to keep his original hairstyle #kinda makes him look like a sheep imo

[deadgit]

Red Dwarf story ideas I’ve had while intoxicated: Hologram ghost story: In a future, distant even from the point of the show, Lister and the Cat have passed on. Kryten has stopped working. Red Dwarf itself is slowly deteriorating. Holly has mostly stopped working; the ship can only move forward, still picking up enough fuel as it does to continue shuffling forward, lights flickering through the massive gaps gouged into the sides. A hologram is still running, even though the hologram suite was badly damaged in a trip through an asteroid belt. He can’t store any new memories, and many of his old memories are lost, but he wanders around the deteriorating ship, and sometimes wonders where everybody has gone and why he’s alone, and if it’s all his fault.

Changing the past: Lister and Rimmer have gotten old in deep space. As Lister’s health begins to decline, they discover a technology that allows someone to force their current consciousness into a past form of themselves. Lister could go back to before the disaster and avoid everything. In one universe, he decides that he can’t do that - he’s lived an entire life, and that’s enough for him. In another universe, he and Rimmer suddenly wake up on Red Dwarf, young and alive and surrounded by people, with decades of memories of the lonely end of humanity. Lister is aware that if he saves himself from the disaster, he’s condemning Kryten to millions of years more in total isolation and making it so Cat will never be born. Despite how badly he wanted to be surrounded by people again, he finds it hard to spend time with anyone but Rimmer. All of his friends think that there’s something wrong with him, because overnight he’s changed completely. He and Rimmer try to warm people about the faulty drive plate, but they feel like no one listens to them. They both get off of Red Dwarf at Titan, adopt Frankenstein, and try not to think about the past or the future too much.

#apparently i come up with REALLY DEPRESSING STORIES when i'm a bit loopy #though. to be fair. that second story is only about half angst actually #the angst is the most interesting part but there could also be a pretty substantial shippy element to it #a la ''it took me decades to fall in love with this guy but suddenly we're both young and hormonal again and wheeeee that's kinda heady!'' #and rimmer assumes they're going to be trying to act the same as they did back then around other people #but lister is just ''nope you're me babe and i WILL be flirting with you in public' #and all his friends are just O_o #anyway!

[skyhawkstragedy]

she really does have a tweet for every occasion!

#bb25 #this episode kinda ate #watching back we see cameron and red being whole ass rodeo clowns #matt getting his redemption arc bc production finally gave him a comp he could do #cirie's 12 minutes 💀 💀 💀 #and then the cancelled eviction #we're still coming off the high

[bumblingbabooshka]

The Doctor turning into women and having romantic dalliances with men is every kind of queer...to me.

#EMH (pretending to be B'Elanna after having just SPRINTED down the hall): You wouldn't shoot a pregnant woman would you ??;; #Tuvok: (in the most 'give it up' tone possible) ...Come with Me doctor =_= #Tuvok gets docked points for falling for the ol' 'cough cough im sick' excuse but gains them all back by getting suspicious and starting #an investigation all on his own in the background <3 #Also Janeway being held captive and being just kinda pissed about the whole situation...yeah #HEHEHE I like this episode it's funny but also the stakes are high #Janeway sort of smirking and doing the 'come here' motion when that alien man was like 'do you know how to fix this?' - her swag..... #Janeway (captive and stressed beyond belief about the warp core): Yeah I have time to serve dom vibes #Tuvok - Chakotay - Janeway: Each having uniquely bad days #(Worst Security disaster ever - Got put in a morgue for hours - Held captive and threatened with death: + Voyager stranded) #I know Chakotay was unconscious for the morgue thing but still #Chakotay: -opens his eyes to see Tuvok standing there- #(they share a look like 'yeah it's some LIFE THREATENING scooby doo bullshit again') #Hey Chakotay maybe next time don't tell the imposter that you know they're an imposter right to their face <3 #Just some tactical strategy for next time <3 <- I love him I'm just being a bitch HEHEHE it was funny to me #Doctor: Hey I know we're in the middle of a serious thing here but like. Why don't we. You know. Hang out??? #Janeway: -sharp intake of breathe- ......ohhhh I don't really...DO hanging out. #YAY NAR~!!!!! GET HIS ASS~!!! #Nar I hope you live a simple but fulfilling life as a junk dealer or whatever it is you were talking about god bless <3 #Doctor: Now that I might die I have some last requests v_v Captain...throw my diary away. DO NOT. READ IT. Tuvok...I told Neelix about that #rash you got on your ass. We laughed about it for weeks. Sorry. #and then I smile and giggle and ass 'ass rash' to the Tuvok lore #SNRKEHEHE DAMN. HE GOT HARRY TOO??? #'Sorry I said you sucked absolute shit at playing the saxophone. I should have phrased it more delicately...damn it. It all becomes so clea #when you face the end.' (Harry: You said w hat????) SEVEN-!! #Seven: Stay over there computer boy =_= #SNRKEHEHEHHEHHAHAHAH #Janeway:....Is he...? / B'Elanna: NO. I've got him =_= I just deleted all that spam. He's FINE. #livetweeting

[sskk-manifesto]

MITCHELL AKUTAGAWA EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!

#MITCHELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #///AND/// AKUTAGAWA EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Yosano and Kenji spotlight too. Episode written precisely for my personal liking #Too bad no Atsushi then it would have been perfect (╥﹏╥) At least we got his voice in the episdoe preview #Alright I **LOVE** Mitchell. This is not the space to talk about it properly but I just really like how flawed she is‚ #but also in a way that results funny and endearing. And I love love love how much she cares about her family and is loyal to it!!! #It makes her so noble and virtuous. I know she has so little screentime but really the way she's so harsh and in apparence self-absorbed– #But in reality so kind and altruistic... The way her hearsh ways are implied to be only a consequence of a life of struggles and her will– #to save her family's name through a noble behavior and appearance too... It makes her so complex and multilayered imo #AND just how her innate tendency to defend people spans out of her family too!!!! #In my interpretation she did NOT care for Hawthorne or like him. But she still gave her life for him because she just instinctively– #protects the people around her. I don't have any strong feelings for haw/mitch but like how to blame Hawthorne I would have– #fallen for her right that istant too. #Now to Akutagawa. I'm really endeared by this episode because I'm pretty sure that's when I started sympathizing with / liking him :') #Like that's the moment when the things Dark Era showed us and the canon Akutagawa behavior click together and the watcher goes “Oh. OH.” #At least I'm pretty sure it was for me. It's bittersweet but especially sweet. #One more thing is... Wow bsd really has been like *that* since the beginning hasn't it. It's kinda silly to think back to all the criticism #the latest arc got now. #The criticism regarding how the ridiculously high stakes have been solved seemingly effortlessly in a way that resulted very anticlimatic?? #That's ALWAYS been there. “Oh no the ada is done for if they found out our base!!” *holds literally ZERO consequences* #“Oh no the Guild is done for if they destruct Zelda!!” *holds literally ZERO consequences* #“Oh no the Guild knows were our clerk is!!” *holds near to ZERO consequences* #And #“Oh no Akutagawa died!” “Oh no half world population was tuned in vampires!” “Oh no Fukuchi obtained One Order!” #“Oh no Chuuya is a vampire siding against Dazai!” #It's really the same‚ isn't it? #But like‚ we're still glad all of it happened right? Because it makes the experience enjoyable lol. #It's really about enjoying the ride I suppose. #I have more to ramble about but I've ran out of tags so I'll be doing it on my main blog reblog later #random rambles