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techno liveblog w timestamps lets go for ‘a new home (dream SMP)’ stream
good laugh times: 00:13:50, 00:14:55, 1:38:45, ik it doesnt look like a lot but like u should watch the stream anyway bc philzas there and his laugh is amazing and they just go so well together
times techno calls phil his friend: 00:6:00 00:37:00, 00:45:17, 0:1:09:30, 01:11:15, 01:26:35, 01:50:05, 2:35:00
FSDJKFAF;LS HE KEPT THE MUTED INTRO IN JHKADFLS (ends at 00:1:25)
i like how, when faced with Leaving Youtube, techno would choose to be an author. i want a book by techno. reblog this if u want a book by techno (with an audiobook by him as well) /hj. 00:1:33
i love how he says ehhhhhh so much lskjhdfas (abt 2 mins in)
who the FUCK just remembers that the word fortuitous exists wtf 00:5:17
00:7:45 PHILZA TIME PHILZA TIME LETS GO
00:8:55 tommy time :/
0:14:10 rANBOO JUST WALKS IN, LOOKS AROUN ,AND LEA VE SIM CRYING
i love how much philza laughs at technos jokes bc pretty much everything he says IS a joke he just says it in such a serious voice that p much everyone else is like,,,yeah,,,,yup,,,,and phil just knows when hes joking and his laugh is so good with technos voice. sbi? whos that? i only know philza and technoblade
00:19:30 ghostbur joins! this is my first time hearin ghostbur btw
00:19:40 haha string axe technos so bad at crafting what a fool /j
00:21:07 ghostbur: “Even I remember how to make a fishing rod!” ghostbur u just MURDERED technoblade oh my god im gonna scream hgjdfksla i love ghostbur so much
00:23:55: GHOSTBUR NO!! DON’T DIE YOU’LL BECOME A DOUBLE GHOST!!!! -technoblade 2020
00:24:55 technoblade neva lies -guys he almost did the technoblade neva dies ahh!!!!!
i havent heard anyone talk about this but techno has a dedicated roleplay voice. like listen to him talk to tommy at 00:25:08. his voice gets more even, he uses names a lot more often (seriously, listen to his theseus speech. he says tommy so often, its incredible.), and his voice gets,,,,deeper? not deeper but smoother, in a way, and he repeats what he says for emphasis instead of humor. and his voice is louder, and he seems more assertive.
00:27:30 philza: where we goin, by the way? techno: to our- to my new home.
techno cmon let phil live w u wed get so much more content cmonn
00:28:50 the fact that he calls the manhunt theme “dream music” makes me laugh so hard. and then his version of it,,,,,m love he (also he sings it here and at 01:14:20)
00:35:10 why is ranboo so cryptic im-
why does he just casually know the word sentry wh at i hate him 00:39:45
this is the worst sentence (structurally) ive ever heard techno say im gonna cry 00:49:33 ‘im too busy thinkin of new ideas to sleep so i could actually execute them’ and tubbos *oh?* after is just hdsfgkjlka
LKSJDHFJK 00:51:49
00:54:30
techno: thats one of dreams powers, he can just stop the rain
tubbo, quietly: like jesus!
i love them sm dsfhkjla they kept going but i jus gdfhjksa jesus has op
techno @ being the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans: haha funnie!!
techno @ having fun w religious stuff: i wILL BE CANCELLED NO-
00:58:10 “hey if ur [ghostbur] a ghost, do instant damage potions heal you now?” “...no,, they hurt me still :(” DSIULZKJHFSLKFJH
01:04:00 his brother named the cow bob im- aww
also he has a fanart wall again!!!
01:09:30 “phil, you’re the only friend i have left in this world.” aWWWWW HE GAVE HIM THE COMPASS
“dont smoke, it’s a joke” -technoblade 01:14:15
ROLEPLAY SPEECH VOICE IS BACK AT 1:16:10 “they pillage my base for everything i’m worth, they use me for the revolution, but oooOOOoo i took a pickaxe with his consent? oOOOooOo i’m a thief!”
holy shit 01:17:15 “you know what, phil? for you, the world, alright? it’s fine.” oH MY GOD HHHHGHG (context, right before they were arguing bc phil took some blocks from his base and techno thought that when he said phil could take anything he meant from the chests)
the COMIDY of that villager coming in and sleeping while techno was readin donos at 01:22:05 RIGHT AFTER phil freaked out abt inturruptin his dono readin im SFDHKJLA:
techno talkin bout the winstreak and how he wont be able to live up to that sort of playin at 01:22:30ish is super important and ill transcribe it tomorrow, but if u can id highly rec watchin it.
01:24:20 “[readin dono] what’s your favorite movie? uh, the princess bride is pretty good” techno ily that movie rocks also he said it so fast like hes ashamed of it noo
techno says no to canon ranboo son btw! 01:25:30
01:25:55 “i wasnt in that story, therefore it doesnt matter” all of technoblr be like
01:37:49 is great lemmie transcribe
“how have you still not gotten a second monitor?? holy shit.”
“let me tell you something. and im only telling you this because i know that so many people in the chat are gonna be furious. so i recently realized- i think the second monitor can just be any ol’ monitor, right? you literally just plug it in, and its set up? well i mean you have to turn on some settings, but like, thats it, or something?”
“yeah,,,,, uh techno you fuckin destroyed my chat, by the way, oh my god, [earlier techno told his viewers to twitch prime philza] there has been like 40 primes just flying through”
“yeahhh twitch prime!!! twitch prime philza yeahh!!! so anyways the other day, i like, i looked to my left, and realized that my old monitor has been like, five feet away from where i sit and stream for the last three years?”
“oh my god...”
“so i- i literally do not have to leave my room to set up a second monitor and i havent. and i’m still usin my laptop for this stream.
“is this gonna be one of those situations where you like, you have a thing, you just refuse to do the thing?”
“listen, my desk is-
“yOU STILL HAVENT OPENED UP THE HYPIXEL PACKAGE!!!”
“AHHHH I HAVENT OPENED UP THE HYPIXEL PACKAGE! I HAVENT EVEN OPENED UP MY MCC COIN! DUDE I HAVENT EVEN OPENED UP MY ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBER PLAQUE! ITS STILL THERE RIGHT BEHIND ME! ITs sTILL IN THE BOX! i never made a video on it....”
“bruhhhhh [philza laughs] thats FREE VIEWS what are you doing??”
“ill open it at 8 mil :/.”
“you could LITERALLY make a video of you just like, throwing it off a wall, and then thumbing up, like doing a thumbs up, and then that would be it. 10 seconds. ten seconds. thumb and elbow in shot. [laughs]”
techno is such a disaster i love him
01:34:18 the way techno says “tommy, that statement has NEVER been true” i dont like sayin i simp for block men but GOD sometimes his voice is nicer than usual hhhgn
“man i sure wish tommyinnit was in this stream” -nobody ever (just after previous timestamp)
01:40:15 is fuckin hilarious and im actually crying oh my god techno just says things and says them well with a completely straight face how does he do it
i cannot WAIT until theres a president w the last/first name andy so we can say president andy and think abt technoblade
IM CRIASDNGUSFHD 01:44:38 PHILZA LOOK OUT LOOK OUT PHILZA LSKJDAFJASD;LKF
i love when techno talks abt his vids. like u can tell he puts a lot of thought into the vids (esp these ones) and like at 01:47:00 he talks abt the “I DIDNT PUT DEAPTH STRIDER ON THOSE BOOTS, FUNDY!” and how its just that creepin realization that you were doomed from the start and how he made the armor, he isnt intimidated by the netherite bc he didnt enchant it all the way and only he knows that,,, and i just,,,hgg he
he reveals that hes writin the next arc at 01:48:00: “oh, speakin of arcs, chat, i’m writing the next arc. so, you know. hope nothin bad happens in two weeks, chat!” IM SO EXCITED like he clearly has his character fleshed out and is SO good at writing and retellin history im so so excited to see where he takes it AHHHH and also taht means he might stream more bc he might make his character more important (keep in mind this is the guy who wrote self insert hypixel fanfics. he has no shame in puttin himself first and i respect him so much for it)
01:51:20 “they’re tryin to get a second customer but they’re riskin their first” is lowkey a good line
has anyone else noticed that techno says wise a lot? like at 01:55:10 he literally says “wise dragon armor” as a joke but like i think he says wise so much BECAUSE of skyblock like hjkfdsla
01:57:30 techno plea se eat
ok 1:58:45 is hilarious and all but at the end of his ramble he says “come back, i miss you” and lowkey im crying
techno needs to stop knowing his audience more than we know ourselves im hsfkjda 02:05:25 “the chat’s spammin ‘eat technoblade, eat!’ like they’re not gonna start, like, theyre not gonna get super sad if i ended the stream right now, like theyre not gonna all cry ‘i miss technoblade *sniffs* why- whyd he leave to eat food, why did he listen to our advice noooo’”
02:14:50 NEW VIDEO POGGGG CARL THE HORSE POGGGGGG NOT A STREAM HIGHLIGHT POGGGGG
02:17:40 “i could start a potato farm out here to show how much ive changed” techno last time u made a potato farm u started an entire war that lasted a year that does NOT say calm and retired to me lskgdfjagsldj
02:23:00 why does techno just reference greek mythology so much. makin me scared for his arc.
also he talks abt smp earth a lot in this stream i love it so much
i also just. love?? how much sbi respect tommy like they bully him but when talkin bout him they just have so much respect for how much work he puts into youtube and i just,,,,hgnn they r friends
02:33:13 sbi streamer house lets go cmon
02:34:15 “i think if i streamed every day i could keep up” on one hand YE S but on the ohter oh god techno no we have to keep up tho
hearing techno say “violence isnt the answer” is so scary 02:35:40
02:37:30 technosneeze
hiS BROTHER SENT HIM 46 DISCORD MESSAGES SFKDJLFLKASF 2:49:25 i love his end screen so much hes just sadness,,,,retirement,,,t,echnoblade,,,the government is going to fall on its own due to lack of organization and ideals,,,,,,subscribe,,,,,sadness,,,,,also 2:50:45 is making me laugh so hard its just sad music and technos like??? whys phil in my house drinking milk?????
overall, fantastic stream, if ya want some chill techno philza content i highly recommend.
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@ua-touya 12:42 PM
damn, you hero school brats really are sure of yourself, huh?
ua-himiko 12:44 PM
you have no right to try and look down on us when you cant even take five minutes out of your busy schedule to help someone who is supposed to be your FRIEND
ua-touya 12:45 PM
listen, if i could have helped you, i wouldve, alright?
ua-himiko 12:45 PM
whatever
ua-touya 12:46 PM
yeah, whatever.
@ua-todoroki 4:14 PM
Wtf.
ua-himiko 4:15 PM
what
ua-todoroki 4:15 PM
Who are you.
@ua-chargebolt 4:15 PM
What just... happened?
ua-himiko 4:16 PM
lol ypu
ua-todoroki 4:16 PM
Great answer.
@ua-stopwatch 4:16 PM
lots of things happened, kaminari
ua-himiko 4:16 PM
ew ur back
my names miko who r u
ua-todoroki 4:17 PM
Todoroki Shouto.
ua-himiko 4:17 PM
wha,,,
real funny haha joke but like actually tho..
ua-chargebolt 4:17 PM
Well. I figured that, ,Damien... I mean.... new people now? What's goin on?
ua-todoroki 4:17 PM
...?
Yeah.
That's who I am.
ua-stopwatch 4:18 PM
she waltzed in the chat and started degrading people last night.
ua-chargebolt 4:18 PM
Huh.
ua-himiko 4:18 PM
lol bro... i get it ur edgey lulz but lykeeee im not falling for that i wasnt born yesterday
ua-todoroki 4:18 PM
?????
ua-chargebolt 4:18 PM
Who... are you?
ua-stopwatch 4:19 PM
..
ua-himiko 4:19 PM
:/ i just said my name was miko... do i need 2 go full name or what
ua-todoroki 4:19 PM
[pic of his ID]
ua-stopwatch 4:19 PM
please. If you don't mind.
ua-chargebolt 4:19 PM
lol, Miko, sounds like the main character for some anime-
ua-himiko 4:19 PM
uh real cool prop i guess I LUV ANIME xD
ua-todoroki 4:20 PM
Wtf.
:/.
ua-himiko 4:20 PM
its a cute nickname tho rite???? lololol but yea its short for toga himiko yeah
ok i showed u mine now show me urs edgey weirdo cuz im not fallin for this troll attempt rite here
ua-chargebolt 4:21 PM
Why's that name ring a bell...
ua-stopwatch 4:21 PM
it does. Doesn't it.
ua-chargebolt 4:21 PM
What's the big deal tho, he already said his name...
ua-himiko 4:21 PM
eh i was on the news once it aint no thang we dont talk about that lol
ua-todoroki 4:21 PM
I already told you.
ua-chargebolt 4:21 PM
lol
ua-himiko 4:21 PM
bro...
ua-stopwatch 4:21 PM
Miko, what's your quirk if you don't mind my asking
ua-chargebolt 4:21 PM
I'm Kaminari Denki btw but like
what's the hangup about Shouteroki's name?
ua-himiko 4:22 PM
:/... its called TRANSFORM idk why that matters tho
ua-chargebolt 4:22 PM
are you a transformer
ua-himiko 4:23 PM
cuz like??????????? todoroki shoutos been dead for like half a decade or whatever so pretending 2 be some famous dead kid is fuckin weird and dumb like... hello
ua-touya 4:23 PM
what
ua-himiko 4:23 PM
eveyrone knows that its not new info
ua-todoroki 4:23 PM
What.
ua-stopwatch 4:23 PM
..what
ua-chargebolt 4:23 PM
HAH??????
ua-himiko 4:23 PM
????????????????????
ua-stopwatch 4:23 PM
he's not-
ua-touya 4:23 PM
what do you mean he died? how?
ua-stopwatch 4:23 PM
..y'know what...she might be one of the alternates
ua-chargebolt 4:23 PM
lol what kinda AU is this
ua-todoroki 4:23 PM
What the fuck.
ua-himiko 4:24 PM
like it was a while ago but like everyone knows about this so wtf :////
ua-chargebolt 4:24 PM
You uh... a zomble there Todo?
ua-stopwatch 4:24 PM
Miko, I can assure you, that this todoroki isn't dead
ua-chargebolt 4:24 PM
Physically anyway
ua-todoroki 4:24 PM
What the fuck.
ua-stopwatch 4:24 PM
like I said. Maybe an alternate?
ua-himiko 4:24 PM
alternate of what
p-mina 4:24 PM
oooh!!!! Like me!!!!
ua-stopwatch 4:24 PM
have you heard of the multiverse theory?
ua-himiko 4:25 PM
it was like a biiiiiiiig case his mom like went crazy and off'd him like bruh
ua-chargebolt 4:25 PM
W H A T
ua-himiko 4:25 PM
the what
ua-touya 4:25 PM
she what??
ua-himiko 4:25 PM
?????? hello
ua-chargebolt 4:25 PM
WHOMST?
ua-stopwatch 4:25 PM
the multiverse theory.
p-mina 4:25 PM
D:
ua-stopwatch 4:25 PM
or rather, the string theory
ua-todoroki 4:25 PM
...
ua-himiko 4:25 PM
fuckin google it oh my god cmon its like
h/o i'll just get an article this is so dumb
ua-chargebolt 4:25 PM
YOU google it...
ua-touya 4:26 PM
there's not going to be an article, batsy
ua-himiko 4:26 PM
dont rush me omg im working on it...
ua-todoroki 4:26 PM
Who.
ua-stopwatch 4:26 PM
in our string of the multiverse, todoroki isn't dead.
ua-todoroki 4:26 PM
Wait.
Wait.
ua-himiko 4:26 PM
u keep sayin multiverse like i kno wtf that is i dont even watch scifi im not a nerd
ua-chargebolt 4:27 PM
There's like multiples of... us
ua-himiko 4:27 PM
nothing is coming up ugh fuck u google
ua-stopwatch 4:27 PM
because in this universe, he's alive.
ua-todoroki 4:27 PM
[Todoroki is offline]
ua-chargebolt 4:27 PM
I mean, have you noticed anything else strange to you lately, Miko?
ua-himiko 4:27 PM
ur fuckin with me lol 'this universe'
ua-stopwatch 4:27 PM
no I'm not. I don't "fuck" with people.
ua-himiko 4:27 PM
not rly????????? kind of been busy havin the worst day evar actually
@ua-syren 4:28 PM
[iris is online]
is she gone yet?
ua-chargebolt 4:29 PM
Who?
ua-syren 4:29 PM
that other toga.
I blocked her so I can't tell
ua-himiko 4:30 PM
who what? oh fuck i cant see whats getting sent thats lame
tell whoever she better not be talkin SHIT
ua-chargebolt 4:30 PM
Chillllllll, Mi-channnnn~
ua-syren 4:31 PM
..you're friends with her now aren't you
ua-stopwatch 4:31 PM
it seems so, cohen
ua-touya 4:31 PM
jeez.. you kids really know how to attract drama, huh?
ua-himiko 4:31 PM
michan ^w^
ua-syren 4:31 PM
and who're you?
ua-himiko 4:31 PM
fuckin shut up bitch go away
ua-touya 4:31 PM
me?
ua-syren 4:32 PM
yes you.
ua-touya 4:32 PM
what's it matter to ya, kiddo?
ua-himiko 4:32 PM
lulz i like how poseroki stopped talking once i outed him on his sherade lol
knew he was full of shit
ua-touya 4:33 PM
i doubt he was faking
ua-himiko 4:33 PM
i wasnt askin U bitch
ua-chargebolt 4:33 PM
Who are you, tho?
@ua-kuroiro 4:33 PM
He's not faking, we go to school together
ua-syren 4:33 PM
don't call me that.
ua-himiko 4:33 PM
anyway real talk thats an important part of hero history you guys should reeeeeally know that if you're trying to be heroes....
ua-kuroiro 4:34 PM
I just saw him this morning
@ua-redriot 4:34 PM
hes a pretty cool guy!! Pretty sure hes still alive!
@ua-sakku 4:34 PM
Oh...is the new person a senpai?
ua-kuroiro 4:34 PM
He hangs out with monoma.
ua-syren 4:34 PM
no.
ua-himiko 4:34 PM
:/
ua-chargebolt 4:34 PM
He's definitely alive. Lil dead on the inside maybe but like.... maybe we all are at this stage so, valid
ua-touya 4:34 PM
seriously, why are you kids so curious about me anyways?
ua-syren 4:35 PM
because we don't know you.
ua-sakku 4:35 PM
Oh wait two people.
ua-himiko 4:35 PM
hes a loser forget him
ua-sakku 4:35 PM
wild.
ua-himiko 4:35 PM
he shouldnt even be here anyway go get some actual friends hoe
ua-sakku 4:35 PM
Woah, Miko is cool.
ua-touya 4:35 PM
im not surprised you dont know me...
ua-chargebolt 4:35 PM
Why're you so mad at him? What he do?
ua-kuroiro 4:35 PM
His friend isnt here right now.
ua-syren 4:36 PM
of course we don't know you. Are you going to tell us or no?
ua-kuroiro 4:36 PM
Well, one of them
ua-touya 4:36 PM
touya todoroki.
ua-himiko 4:36 PM
i licherally called him ALL NITE cuz i was like stranded in the middle of the road and he completely ghosted me out of NOWHERE like a bitch and then denied it all morning and tried to act like we werent friends so i GUESS we're not FRIENDS ANYMORE
ua-syren 4:36 PM
..
ua-chargebolt 4:36 PM
Touya what now?
I'm so confuuuuuuused right noowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ua-todoroki 4:37 PM
[Todoroki is online]
..
ua-himiko 4:37 PM
which is why its a LITTLE FUNNY that ur sititng here defending ppl licherally trying to rp as your brooooooooooooooooooooo when im licherally rite here like
honestly if hes just paying u guys to mess with me its a low fxckin blow
ua-todoroki 4:37 PM
You're not Touya.
ua-chargebolt 4:37 PM
Who TF is Touy--
Oh hey Shouteroki.... you OK?
ua-todoroki 4:37 PM
I don't know.
ua-himiko 4:38 PM
real talk im about to f x c k i n scream if you all dont stop MESSING with me GOD
ua-syren 4:38 PM
...I'm gonna believe Todo for now..
ua-himiko 4:39 PM
making me feel like im goin fucking crazy its rly not funny i hate this
ua-todoroki 4:39 PM
Touya's been gone for years. Idk. There's rumors he killed himself.
ua-himiko 4:39 PM
??????????????????????
ua-syren 4:39 PM
...
ua-touya 4:39 PM
ah, i was wondering about that...
ua-todoroki 4:39 PM
...
ua-himiko 4:39 PM
...
ua-chargebolt 4:39 PM
Michannnnn.... seriously, it seems liek you're from another universe...
ua-todoroki 4:39 PM
What's going on.
ua-kuroiro 4:39 PM
This shit's a lot, I'm gonna go spend time with my lizard.
ua-himiko 4:39 PM
but that makes no sense...
ua-syren 4:39 PM
the multiverse is back at it
ua-chargebolt 4:39 PM
You'renot crazy but damn this is
ua-kuroiro 4:40 PM
[Kuroiro is offline]
ua-stopwatch 4:40 PM
as Cohen said. Multiverse.
ua-chargebolt 4:41 PM
We've met alternates before....
@ua-ryuu 4:41 PM
whats going on
ua-redriot 4:41 PM
so you're both from a different universal ?
ua-chargebolt 4:41 PM
Like there's a version of me without a quirk and is in college...
ua-stopwatch 4:41 PM
ry. Have you heard of the multiverse theory?
ua-himiko 4:41 PM
this is unbelievable...
ua-ryuu 4:41 PM
yeah of course
ua-chargebolt 4:41 PM
Which means you're a version of someone we have here.... ig
ua-redriot 4:42 PM
..yeah
ua-stopwatch 4:42 PM
basically. It's not exactly a theory anymore.
It's fact. And our portion seems to be like the..middle ground of them all
ua-ryuu 4:42 PM
Ahhh
ua-chargebolt 4:42 PM
LIKE MIDGARD, OOH!
ua-touya 4:42 PM
well, the version of me from here is dead, obviously
ua-ryuu 4:42 PM
I was reading back, somthing about Todoroki-Sensei?
ua-himiko 4:43 PM
so ur gonna seriously act like this is a real thing, touya???
ua-stopwatch 4:43 PM
these new people are not from out universe. They're from another part of the multiverse respectively.
ua-ryuu 4:43 PM
Huh. Cool. If they weren't so mean I might talk to them more. @ua-himiko see I can @ bitches
ua-touya 4:44 PM
it's not the worst thing to believe, i guess
ua-himiko 4:44 PM
fuckin congrats dipshit
ua-chargebolt 4:44 PM
I guess that makes Michan outta this world? 😜 👉👉
@p-ashido 4:44 PM
you're like me!!!!! That's so cool!!!!
ua-chargebolt 4:44 PM
haha...
ua-himiko 4:44 PM
this is so stupid...
ua-redriot 4:44 PM
this is so COOL
p-mina 4:44 PM
Do you wanna be friends? O:
ua-touya 4:44 PM
sounds like one of shimura's video games, but really it's not that hard to see...
ua-stopwatch 4:45 PM
...this chat is causing a major headache...
ua-himiko 4:45 PM
ten's video games are fucking stupid tho
no i dont wanna be friends with ANY of you cuz you're all dumb weirdos who wanna lie to me about dumb shit
ua-chargebolt 4:45 PM
Who's... Shimura....
ua-touya 4:46 PM
tenko shimura, he's a pro hero i work with
p-mina 4:46 PM
Whats your world like??? Mine is violent!!
ua-touya 4:46 PM
or... worked with
ua-stopwatch 4:46 PM
huh..
ua-himiko 4:46 PM
its the same world as everybody's, stfu...
ua-chargebolt 4:47 PM
Well... I've been given to understand that some universes are more violent than others... that's what Miku said...
ua-stopwatch 4:47 PM
sorry for being hostile towards you and Miko. It wasnt "cool" of me
I'd love to hear more about your respective universes though
p-mina 4:47 PM
That was so mean :( It's okay though!
ua-himiko 4:47 PM
i don't have a respective universe. oh my god.
ua-touya 4:47 PM
obviously you do, considering i supposedly killed myself here and shouto's dead where you're from
ua-himiko 4:48 PM
...
ua-chargebolt 4:48 PM
I mean, we all have superpowers, is multiverse so hard to believe?
Maybe multiverse is osmeone's quirk idk
ua-himiko 4:49 PM
never heard of a quirk like that...
ua-stopwatch 4:49 PM
that's an interesting theory
p-mina 4:49 PM
that'd be scary!
ua-touya 4:49 PM
there's a lot of quirks we've never heard of before, that's the whole problem with em
ua-himiko 4:49 PM
...
ua-todoroki 4:52 PM
...
ua-stopwatch 4:53 PM
.
ua-chargebolt 4:53 PM
Are you OK, Todo?
ua-todoroki 4:53 PM
I hate this.
ua-himiko 4:54 PM
=_= don't exactly love it either
ua-todoroki 4:54 PM
...
It's insane.
There's so many...
ua-himiko 4:55 PM
...
ua-todoroki 4:55 PM
Why couldn't you have gone anywhere else.
ua-syren 4:55 PM
hey...it'll be okay
ua-todoroki 4:55 PM
Yeah, I'm sure a bunch of weird people from alternate universes running around will be okay.
ua-syren 4:56 PM
eventually it will..
ua-todoroki 4:56 PM
Lol.
Ok.
ua-himiko 4:56 PM
is2g i'm gonna start stabbing people if i hear the phrase 'alternate universe' again
ua-todoroki 4:57 PM
I'm gonna start stabbing myself if one more person has to make me say it.
ua-himiko 4:57 PM
do it then edgey bitch
ua-syren 4:57 PM
that joke is not allowed
ua-stopwatch 4:57 PM
Miko. Be nice.
ua-chargebolt 4:57 PM
Why does anyone have to stab things....
ua-himiko 4:57 PM
don't tell me what to do
ua-stopwatch 4:57 PM
-_-
ua-todoroki 4:58 PM
...
ua-touya 4:59 PM
it could be worse or whatever
ua-ryuu 4:59 PM
Well, this went off the rails real fast
ua-todoroki 4:59 PM
Whatever.
ua-syren 4:59 PM
it's not the first time
ua-stopwatch 4:59 PM
... yeah..
You're not wrong ry
ua-todoroki 4:59 PM
Message me if you want.
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I FOUND SOME FLUFF FOR YOU GUYS
Dug this out of my old chatlogs with @egoldtist
i think they and i both did a tiny bit of drawings for this one too
here is 50′s au:
sofa: its just the jli as a weird vaguely incompetent 50s biker gang who try to cause A Ruckus but more often than not they just band together to drive out neighborhood threats
sofa: in any period au ted totally kind of hits on booster as a joke, to like tease him, and boosters like haha yeah right funny
sofa : until the dawning realization takes him
shibe : i love that like.... paradoxically.... the more open and queer-friendly a time period is, the more closeted ted is for some reason
shibe: hahahhaha
sofa : yeah omg
shibe : like, the more likely his flirting jokiness is to be taken seriously, the more cautious he becomes
shibe : i feel like if gayness had a death penalty, ted would be running around playing gay chicken like HA HA
sofa : HONESTLY
shibe : what a strange chubby man
sofa : true but i love him
shibe : i'm just imagining biker ted's bike
shibe : which he clearly calls the bug
sofa : oh absolutely
sofa : he probably builds in a side car later
shibe : ahhhhhhh
sofa : because as is soon very apparent, booster should be no where near bikes
shibe : the sidecar is dubbed "skeets"
shibe : because its squeaks
sofa : YES
shibe : booster trying to look intimidating in that sidecare tho
shibe : big goggles and all
shibe : they pull up alongside a convertible and booster has to look UP to stare the driver down
sofa : hes pretty sour about it
shibe : he looks great when they're in the pool hall. he's got a nice leather jacket. he's tall. he's' buff
shibe : but then you follow him out to the parking lot and he hops into that sidecar
sofa : its all over
sofa : he tries to do something to prove hes intimidating which is mostly ted driving around while booster smashes what he can from his sidecar
shibe : with a crowbar
sofa : they knock an old lady's mailbox over but she catches them and theyre like OH SHIT
shibe : DRIVE TED DRIVE
sofa : she catches them and in order to avoid prison time they get stuck using up their whole afternoon fixing it for her
shibe : but they do genuinely feel pretty bad
sofa : true
sofa : they repaint it and everything
sofa : it looks pretty bad but they tried
shibe : bea and tora ride by to just... watch and shake their heads
sofa : honestly
sofa : even guy gets in on it
sofa : just to make fun of them
shibe : guy's the asshole that drives through a mud puddle nearby to get it all over them
sofa : guy better be careful that old lady'll get him too
shibe : are you kidding, he petsits her cats every summer
shibe : (no one knows)
sofa : no one can EVER know
shibe : i'm sure they all go to the ice cream parlor and dance at sock hops
sofa : oh man absolutely
sofa : only about 3 of them can actually dance everyone else is pretty bad
shibe : ted's an amazing dancer for sure
sofa : booster can probably lift up whoever hes dancing with
sofa : ohhh yes absolutely
shibe : BOOSTER AND TED DOING THE JITTERBUG
sofa : YES
shibe : booster being like man, ted, you ever get jealous that the chicks get to wear those poofy petticoats and poodle skirts?
shibe : ted's like whatt
shibe : "ahahhaha no nothing never mind"
sofa : yessss omfg
shibe : he totally has never been caught wearing michelle's when no one's home
shibe : it's not even a sexual thing, he just loves skirts and dresses
sofa : absolutely
sofa : they just look so GOOD its not FAIR
shibe : they're so SWISHY and POOFY and fun
sofa : theyre probably not as hot either
shibe : than leather? hahahhahah for sure
sofa : ted probably thinks about what he said later like
sofa : its not like he'd look BAD in them- ok wait nO
shibe : buys booster a jacket with a poodle on the back of it
shibe : like here
sofa : BOOSTER LOVES IT
sofa : he looks so happy about it
shibe : BEA COME LOOK AT MY JACKET
sofa : even though he cant wear it out much
shibe : tora tora toraaaaaaaaaaa look at this jacket
sofa : ted got it for me
sofa : teds the BEST
shibe : "why does it have a poodle on it booster"
[8 shibe : it's.... an inside joke
sofa : its between us...... 'friends'
shibe : "by 'friends' do you mean guys that make out in the boys bathroom and smoke together during homeroom"
shibe : BEA
sofa : THATS IT BEA
sofa : teds like "what cant two guys just pal around and kiss each other... for laughs.... come on"
shibe : "it's practice bea"
shibe : "we're practicing for junior prom. i'm gonna ask michelle out"
shibe : "NO UR NOT."
shibe : don't you even LOOK at my sister u creep
sofa : that's how ted realizes hes really, really actually gay
sofa : hes like kissing girls compared to kissing booster is not.. its not as good
sofa : fuck
shibe : he's at prom like "oh geeze"
shibe : "i've made a huge mistake"
sofa : hes so alarmed
sofa : on one hand hes trying to figure out how deep in denial he can be and on the other its like
sofa : what about booster
sofa : does booster like kissing girls more than kissing me
shibe : oh noooooooooooooooooooooo
shibe : booster's across the room slow-dancing with bea and sticks his tongue out at ted
sofa : ted just tries to act natural but hes totally thinking of asking booster to slow dance in private later
shibe : he's like "okay do i come up with an excuse or do i just ask him for real"
shibe : truthfully booster doesn't think kissing ted is like.... a huge amount better than kissing girls. it's just better with ted because ted is fun and good with mechanics and gets it when booster is complaining about guy stuff
shibe : but then when he considers that dating a girl would mean not kissing ted anymore he's like ........nah i'm good
sofa : no thanks
shibe : i'm dying, just think of bea/tora making a deal with booster/ted to be each other's beards
sofa : OHHH H YES
shibe : they even stage a fake pregnancy scare one time so that eveyrone thinks they're a totally sexually active teen het romance
sofa : the challenge is to not act too outrageous while theyre on 'dates' because ted will start cracking up at any stupid thing booster tries while 'dating' bea
sofa : OHH MY GOD U KIDS
shibe : bea's like "i dunno" but then tora points out that it basically means they get to go on dates for free b/c the guys have to foot the bill
sofa : it leads to extremely cheap dates
sofa : but extremely cheap dates they still don't have to pay for
shibe : i'm trying to imagine ted and booster like.... slow-dancing outside the gymnasium by the dumpster, with earth angel playing tinnily from the door
shibe : cry
sofa : ohhhh no that's too cute
shibe : michelle like... keeping watch on the steps, smiling fondly
sofa : shes very proud of her brother but also: his tastes
sofa : because despite the gang stuff teds obviously still a nerd
shibe : the sheer relief that ted doesn't want to date her for real
sofa : HONESTLY
sofa : im dying purely in thought of all the gestures booster must do that counts as "look we're going steady" but no one will like go out of their way to ask them about
sofa : like giving ted his jacket
shibe : or his ring
shibe : or his pin
sofa : or carrying his books or something
sofa : YEAH
sofa : TEDS SO FLUSTERED but hes gotta keep it cool
shibe : guy thoroughly beating the shit out of anyone that laughs about them behind their backs
sofa : its enough to scare ppl into backing off at least
sofa : guy def still teases them all the damn time tho
shibe : oh totally
shibe : but like, no one else gets to
shibe : guy cracks a joke at their expense and someone in earshot laughs
shibe : and guy just spins around like YOU WANT SOME
sofa : i bet all of them get detention together too
sofa : that's usually when they collaborate with what they have to cover up at least like, 3 of guys worst cuts, and also to fuck around and copy off of ted's homework
shibe : i love that ted is like... a nerdy biker delinquent
shibe : how charming
sofa : YEAH
sofa : ppl are like, hes a bright charming young man, but hes such a trouble maker
sofa : shaking their heads
shibe : FOR HALLOWEEN
shibe : for halloween
shibe : booster dresses in drag and finally finally gets to wear his poodleskirt
shibe : it's the only acceptable time
sofa : YES
sofa : ppl think its a joke and he plays it off as much
shibe : oh for sure
shibe : but inside, he's glowing
shibe michelle plays along and goes as a greaser
sofa : but he keeps shooting these sneaky glances @ ted and ted has to shove him like CMON
shibe : "get it, we're twins, we did a set"
sofa : yesss yes omg
shibe : and at the halloween dance booster finally gets to dance in his poodle skirt
shibe : and he looks amaaaazing
sofa : ted is on fire like. the whole time
sofa : drags booster out back like I NEED TO TALK TO YOU
sofa : (there is 0 actual talking)
shibe : ahahhahhahahha
shibe : yesssss
shibe : it's like, legitimately the best day of booster's life. and that includes the time he made the varsity football team
sofa : yes absolutely
sofa : boosters probably just really glad hes got so much goin for him
sofa : like the varsity team, and a group of people who genuinely like him, and also ted
shibe : and a sister that's really helpful and supportive when she's not teasing him mercilessly
sofa : yes
sofa : auuug h h i just realized booster must have the stupid football jacket too damn it
shibe : ahhahahhahhahahhahahh ayes eysyesyesyesyesyes
sofa : im also thinkin like....... what if...... ted needs glasses... like those really thick ones
sofa : he doesn't wear them unless hes working on something REALLY important but he still def needs them
shibe : ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
shibe : big old coke glasses
shibe : booster reading menus aloud for ted
sofa : yessss omg
sofa : ted also coming over to fix anything that breaks in the carter family house because he knows they cant really afford to hire anybody
shibe : ah oh noooooooooooooo
shibe : booster and michelle working a bunch of jobs to help their mom
sofa : y es omg
sofa : assuming of course teds family is still rich he probably like goes to... any number of their jobs and tips them with like. all his pocket change
sofa : booster keeps telling him not to but he keeps doing it
shibe : booster behind the counter of a soda-jerk place
shibe : and ted's like, yes, i would like to make a special order
shibe : "we don't do substitutions ted. i've told you this. repeatedly"
shibe : not even forrrrrrr twenty bucks??????
shibe : *sides bill over
shibe : ..... i'll go crush up some candy bars and put them in your milkshake. you're the worst
sofa : TED OMG
sofa : hes just there eating it
sofa : completely satisfied with himself
shibe : GOING TO THE DRIVE IN THEATER
sofa : OOHHH BOY
sofa : almost getting kicked out of the drive in theater
sofa : because theyre actually super obnoxious
shibe : tora working as a waitress at a drive in burger place with rollar skates
sofa : yesss yess omg
sofa : i bet tora like
sofa : puts special patches or something on everyones jacket
sofa : just so everyone knows theyre all apart of the gang, together
shibe : oh man of course
shibe : MAYBE TORA
shibe : embroidered the poodle for booster's jacket
shibe : at ted's request
sofa : OHHH YESSSSSSSSS
sofa : the exact moment tora figured out ted was sweet on booster
sofa : one step ahead of the game
shibe : when she gave it to ted, she was like "good luck ted"
shibe : he was like ????? thanks?
sofa : totally went off to gossip abt it with bea and beas just like yessss
sofa : i knew it
shibe : WELL THEY KEEP EXPERIMENTING IN THE BATHROOMS
shibe : it seems obvious in retrospect
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shibe: do u wanna talk about 50's au
shibe: b/c
shibe: i had a heartbreaking idea
[8/24/2015 9:26:22 PM] couch seat hands: oh my god absolutely yes
shibe: OK SO
shibe: i was thinking about ted going to the dance with michelle
shibe: and i'm like first of all how did she say yes, and was it even his idea
shibe: and i realized like....
shibe: booster got a date with bea first. and then ted was like "well have fun buddy"
shibe: and booster was like NO ur coming too, and ted is like i don't have a date???? and tora's going with guy
shibe: so BOOSTER was like u need to ask michelle
shibe: and ted was like hahahha yeah, she'll never say yes in a million years
shibe: and booster's like no, dude trust me
shibe: she'll say yes
shibe: so the next day, he asks michelle and she does say yes??????
shibe: which is awesome but confusing, but really cool
shibe: but then all of the next few weeks leading up to the dance, booster is working tons of extra hours
shibe: and he tells ted it's cool and whatever, but he's looking really really tired and he keeps falling asleep in class b/c he's working late night shifts at the general store
shibe: and long story short, booster's working extra hours so he can pay for michelle to buy a really nice dress and get her hair/makeup done at a salon, which is how he got her to say yes to ted
shibe: and now ted's guilty cuz he's there with michelle and it's not like he imagined it would be at all, but booster worked so hard just so he could go with a girl
sofa: AAAAHHH OH MY GOD
sofa: this KILLS THE MAN
shibe: i'm awful
sofa: u gotta tell me they save a dance for each other
sofa: like 1 at least
shibe: this is the one where they dance back behind the gym so yeah, totally
sofa: OoHHh right
sofa: yesss
shibe: but michelle looks so gorgeous, she is the most beautiful girl there
shibe: and ted still wants booster instead
sofa: aaGGHH
sofa: to be fair the carter twins are probably the most beautiful sibs in school
sofa: but gOD TED
shibe: booster and michelle do a dance together, as siblings, obvs
sofa: yesss
shibe: and then ted's like "can i cut in" and booster's like "oh, sure, ted" and ted's like "... n o can we go talk... outside"
sofa: OHHH
sofa: i am lovin this as a good opportunity to be like so u know how we kissed each other for practice? Well,
sofa: Bc those are the type of scenarios that keep me young
shibe: and michelle followed them and booster's like "NO SHHHhhhhhhhhhhh" and michelle is like
shibe: plz
shibe: we're trwins
shibe: no secrets
shibe: i know all
shibe: just like u know that i'm not a virgin
sofa: DANG MICHELLE
sofa: Michelle and booster are probably like.... the two kids u would least expect to be messing around and generally being delinquents, Bc they look like fuckin hallmark kids and also one of them is a cheerleader and a football star
sofa: but here they are
shibe: they fight tooth and nail for that popularity, hahahha
shibe: michelle with grooming and social ladders, booster with sports and working five different odd jobs
sofa: i imagine any time booster like... fucks up or breaks something at work teds always like I'll cover it don't worry
sofa: cuz obviously he's got the rich kid perks, and spending his money that way pisses off his folks
sofa: booster keeps telling him to cut it out b4 he gets cut off or something
shibe: honestly, i wonder how they started smooching in the first place
shibe: like, given the setting and all
shibe: for the 50's au, i mean
sofa: well i mean i figure it was probably like a "have you ever kissed a girl" "not really.. you?" and they agreed that if they did it strictly for practicing only, at first, it wouldn't be gay
sofa: and then it was
shibe: something like, if it doesn't kiss when you kiss a family member, it doesn't kiss when you kiss a bro
shibe: and also all the anti-homosexual propaganda usually had to do with pedophiles so
shibe: maybe they were just like "well it's nothign like that so"
sofa: ahhh truuu
shibe: oh nooooo
shibe: ted being like "holy shit i'm the worst pervert, NO ONE IS SAFE"
sofa: NOO OMG
sofa: how would booster even sort himself thru it omg
sofa: OR TORA AND BEA FOR THAT MATTER TOO
shibe: i feel like tora and bea get a pass b/c there were totally like
shibe: dime novels about lesbians and shit
shibe: i bet booster would like
shibe: go digging through his history books
shibe: and come back to ted with a long list of non-straight people
shibe: and be like "look, this is so normal, you can still be an awesome inventor when you grow up"
sofa: boOSTER
sofa: GOOOOSH
shibe: but at the same time, being like "if you want to keep this totally under wraps, we can do it. i'm so willing to do that for you"
sofa: i m gonna die holy shit
sofa: ted probably agrees with it because obviously its safer to lie low but hes also totally lousy with guilt
shibe: which is funny, b/c booster doesn't feel bad about it at all?
shibe: he spends tons of time pretending he's not poor as shit
shibe: what's one more charade on the pile
sofa: covers face
sofa: booster gold has fucking. ruined my life
shibe: he's such a sweet kind, innocent, vain asshole
shibe: protect him, universe, just as he protects u
sofa: HONESTLY
sofa: HES FULL OF HIMSELF BUT LIKE.. WHAT ELSE CAN HE DO AT THAT POINT
sofa: pls. what else Does He Have
shibe: ted must have an awful family
shibe: like, a gross dad that wants him to go into business and a sad drugged out housewife ma
sofa: ur probably right
shibe: ted probably lives in a big house
shibe: and booster throws rocks at his window and ted is like I'M ON THE FIRST FLOOR PLZ STOP
sofa: OMG YES
sofa: consistently tries to get ted to sneak out with him in the middle of the night
shibe: he's always getting off work at night and dying to go out for a shake or something
shibe: he's one of those people that gets wired and giddy when they're tired
sofa: absolutely omfg
sofa: those are probably his moments of pranking ingenious
shibe: they put green dye in bea's shampoo
shibe: but then she likes it so much she keeps doing it
shibe: prank failed
sofa: they still try to take credit for it tho later on
sofa: like
sofa: yeah ur welcome
shibe: people giving bea shit for being a "spic" and everyone like JUMPING IN TO FIGHT LIKE HEY
shibe: even tora
shibe: tora straight up pulls a girl's hair out
sofa: OOOHH YES
sofa: tora is very nice, and sweet and polite, but she can be fuckin brutal if need be
sofa: that's why the gang loves her
shibe: they all have polaroids of each other with black eyes and huge grins
sofa: ahhh yes yes yesss omfg
#boostle#boostle trash#booster baby#ted dork#WELP HERE IT IS#this is what i offer to you in these trying times
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All of them for the S.O. asks
yikes ok but im putting it under a read more lol
1. Describe them in 3 words
A Giant Meme
2. Their favorite style of clothing
I think they like like… soft punk clothes. He also wears high waisted shorts sometimes which is rlly cute!!
3. What mannerisms do they have?
Uhhhhh I’m sure he has a lot more than I cn think of off of the top of my head but a lot of the time when he’s happy he wiggles his feet! It’s like.. his body can’t contain his emotions its so sweet mcvnmbmb
4. Do they play an instrument?
Yeah!! They sing and play the piano and the ukelele and the guitar! Tbh he’s like… so musically gifted it freaks me out? Like he can hear a song and then just.. play it? Without looking up the sheet music or anything its wild
5. How did you meet/become introduced to them?Lmao I’d been following him on tumblr fr a long time and then one day i just. talked to them and now we’ve been dating for almost ten months and I am So In Love
6. Favorite thing they’ve ever said/texted/messaged?
Hm um one time we were layin in bed together and he said “I’ve never loved anyone like you before” and I think abt it a lot it was So Sweet
7. What do you like doing with them?
Literally everything? I could probably do anything with them and I’d be happy lmao. I really just love like.. being able to touch him though. Like resting with my head in his lap, having my arm around his shoulders, etc etc.
8. Their favorite color?
I believe his favorite color is pink! I think he likes green a lot tho too!
9. Do they keep up to date on pop culture?
Uuuh to some extent? Mostly he keeps up with like. marvel news and gay stuff tho i think lmao
10. already answered
11. Have you dreamed about them?Yes! I don’t usually remember my dreams very well though so the only one I can really think of involved us fighting iron man together lmao
12. Have they dreamed about you?Yeah! :0 They told me abt one dream where at the end of it we just hugged for a really long time which was. cute
13. Can they dance?
I mean he doesn’t rlly know like choreographed dances I don’t think? But he dances a lot like when he’s listening to music !
14. What does hugging them feel like?
It’s the most comforting thing ever when I’m like. sad or upset but hugging him when one of us is leaving and I know I won’t see him for a while feels like. like I can’t physically get close enough to him aaand thats gay
15. Your favorite thing about them?
Oh boy uhhh there’s so much stuff I love about him? Like I love their sense of humor and the way one of their eyes closes a little bit more than the other one when he smiles and I love how he squeaks sometimes when he’s surprised and I love some nsfw stuff abt him haha but mostly I think I love how loving and kind he is?
16. Their favorite thing about you?
I asked him and he said “EVERYTHING!!!! But uh probably how sweet and gentle you are? And like you have such a big heart and are so loving and sweet and good” so. theres that mdnjffnfvjdfvj
17. Best memory of you together?
Ahhh I really don’t know if there’s like. One specific moment with him that’s been my favorite? I’m just really happy whenever I’m with him so ahhh idk
18. What are they like when they’re tired?
Hm when they’re tired he usually tells me he’s sleepy and stops talking as much and sometimes just like. gets cuddly !
19. Could you imagine growing old together with them?
Yeah I really could, he’s like. I feel more comfortable and closer to him than I ever have with anyone else!
20. Could they imagine growing old together with you?
Aah they said yes when I asked them !
21. What would an ideal date with them be?
tbh anything really, but I think my favorite moments with him aren’t necessarily when we’re on “dates”? Idk I just. enjoy any time at all that I get to spend with them so it doesn’t have to be like. a date idk. Although I do love goin on dates with him!!
22. Are they competitive?
Yes lmao
23. What do you do together?
I mean when we’re together irl we do a lot more together like aah last time I saw him we went to the zoo together nd went on a picnic and went grocery shoppin together nd just like. Idk a lot of stuff! When we’re not together though we mostly facetime n sometimes watch movies/tv shows over rabb.it !
24. already answered
25. already answered
26. Could you tell them your biggest secret?
Mm I think so? I don’t know if I have a “biggest secret” but i’m more open with them than i’ve been with anyone !
27. Could they tell you their biggest secret?
I asked him nd he said definitely !
28. How do you greet each other?
Uhh usually we just say hi? Like we use pet names too usually but :0
29. What makes you blush that they do?
lmao um I blush p easily so there’s a lot that makes me blush but he has this rlly soft and gentle tone of voice and when he calls me honey in that voice I blush a lot bc it just. feels so full of love idk idk also like any affection at all cn make me blush lol
30. What makes them blush that you do?
Aah idk they don’t blush as easily as I do but when we’re together sometimes I just like. kiss all over his face and tell him i love him a lot nd that makes them blush sometimes i think !
31. Would you say you love them?
Of course !
32. Would they say they love you?
Yeah !
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