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fisheoctrashdump · 2 years
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i want to give casey a big, warm hug ^^ 💙
was the blue heart a coincidence or did you somehow know it's his favorite color?
either way he appreciate it. needs the hug
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fisheofviolence · 2 years
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hnmp au time! ❤️ everything is the same, except one of the hnmp ocs (yours or todd's) has turned into the cursed pikachu man. which one should it be to generate the most chaos?
I had to think about this one a while. I'll choose one for each gen
gen1 - Sacra
my reason: the utter chaos that would come with cursed pikachu man trying to assassinate one of the Hari. the Seething Hatred And Anger Jase would have seeing Jess has chosen cursed pikachu man over him. it's just too perfect
gen2 - Scarlette
my reason: Scar is already a little chaos gremlin, but as cursed pikachu man she would be unstoppable.
gen3 - Eros
my reason: I mostly just wanna see the day where Eros isn't sexy. but also rip to Chester and Elias and Dahlia for. all the Eros related things that would still happen to them, but now having to look at cursed pikachu man.
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kb85lazy · 4 months
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Dodd gdr mav hg idg evry thy
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Holk hbk cow cut stone
6 tng ugly vibe no
Cow babe ibrun bitbdr
3 tng aram irtn
Mt krbrd hksd
Byr en work agudila
Curse aitvrg
Adn mdtvr pthlk ndpa adn mdil satr madil
Block madsyn
God templ hing gotgn
Madbrdo hg tlyg
God karkb kult hdyd a oorn adkitn
Avn kd hdr curse biltnd tp str agdl hnmp
Dodd mrkt curse Alle king iva
Nng curse agait alla curse agt ning ng hnm gauri nm bid HEL avr bidudl aki hing andr hing
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larschoi · 4 years
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Amanda and Daria wearing the strawberry dresses...
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ghosts-vi · 4 years
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🎁 Amanda 😍
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idunlikegirilikebah · 5 years
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A regular Thursday afternoon in the HNMP universe:
Cecilia, in a thick Southern accent: You know what they say on Earth. Ain't nothin' like a hollandaise slip n' slide on the Fourth of July.
Blez: w
Blez: what does that mean
(All the humans start laughing.)
Blez: CECILIA WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
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mioshan · 3 years
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Ship:Atsumu x M!Reader
⚠Warning⚠(s):smut, degrading, anal sex, sex on the bathroom counter (sorry not sorry)
Summary: dressing up in lace for your boyfriend wasn't a bad idea at all, you get fucked on the bathroom counter and get called a slut <3
You look in the mirror of the bathroom, pretty lace decorating your body a creamy white, lining your curves; pretty little bubble butt sticking out deliciously against the lace pushed up between your ass. It was Atsumu's birthday after all the least you could do was put something sexy on. Bending down to pick up your clothes you feel a hand on your waist and another rubing your ass, "ya bending down so I can stick it in here" you feel him rubing the lace that's put between your cheeks, blushing as you stood up pushing your backside against his chest "you aren't supposed to see yet" you frown, he now has both hand on your waist as he presses a kiss against your neck, "and you aren't supposed to be lookin so fuckin hot, but here you are" he guides you to lean against the bathroom counter "damn baby arentya just a sexy little slutty thing" he says as he grips your hips harder and presses his hips against your ass "tsumu not here" you whine and try to stand up from your places against the counter, you don't move far because atsumu has different plans for you "nu uh stay the fuck still and be my good bitch" he bends you down more roughly than before and you moan loving how roughly he's treating your body.
"c'mon baby shake this tight little ass against my big dick" he presses his clothed dick into your laced up ass "shake it, bitch" you whine at the degration he throws at you and shake your ass slowly against his dick and moan at the feeling of it pressing into you "tsumu need it, please.." he humps your backside and leans over you, "ya need this, ya need that, well I need you to be quiet and take what imma give you" you feel him lean back and move the lace panties that are barely covering anything to the side, "damn baby look at this pink, tight lil fuck hole" he puts his thumb against your hole and puts pressure against it but not penetrating you "it's my fuckhole ain't it?" you moan at the pressure against your hole and push your ass back trying to get it inside "I said this is my fuckhole ain't it?" he slaps your ass harshly "answer me slut" you gasp at the hit and look at him through the mirror "is your fuckhole daddy" he smirks and suddenly you hear a ripping nose, you whine and look at him with a glare "Atsumu seriously? I just got this tod- hnmp" he stuffed his fingers in your mouth thrusting them in "shut up and suck my fingers like a good fuckhole" he keeps thrusting his fingers deep in your mouth, you gag as they hit the back of your throat he watches as you start to tear up and smirks "that's a good slut, I knew you could listen to daddy" he pulls his pants and boxers down in one go then pulls his fingers out your mouth "get up on the counter baby and show me your slutty hole" you whine and get on the counter, your spread your legs and whimper as the cold air hits your dick, hard and wet "damn baby look at you and your cute pathetic excuse for a cock" he presses his finger in your hole and with his other hand teases your dicks slit with his thumb, "da- daddy pleasee please" you whimpered out and tried thrusting your cock up into his fist, he grins and starts stroking your dick and puts in a second finger "please what, pretty boy?" he fingers you hard and all you can do is moan like a bitch "sumu, ready put it in!" he takes his fingers out and lines his dick up with your hole and slides in.
You moan at the stretch loving how it split you open, "damn baby, fuuuck" he starts thrusting hard and grips your waist "gonna fuck you silly baby" you moan loudly feeling him hit you deep then pulling out and stretching you more "daddy, fuuck" he grins, fucking you harder and sucks at your neck leaving blooming hickeys on you "be a good slut and cum on my dick" he strokes your cock and massages your slit while fucking you deeply on his cock, you whined loudly loving every second of him fucking you "mm close daddy don't stop" you lean your head back and whine "that's it baby cum, cum for me" he grips your dick firmer and strokes it fastly while pumping his cock in you "daddyyy" you cum on his fingers and whimper as he kept thrusting into your puffy used hole "ahh yes fuuuckk" he thrusts deeply and cums breathing hard "damn baby happy birthday to me" he smirks and places a wet kiss on your throat "mhm you better buy me a new one" pointing at the lace garment that was once used at your panties, he smirks and picks you up "c'mon baby let's clean you up" you hold onto him and smile, being his little slut had some perks.
crappy ending bc i have no fucking idea how to do a ending
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honeykaes · 2 years
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Honestly both are good but….. tattooist kaeya. Got my knees weak. Hnmp
Lmaooooo just wait till you see my Mafia Boss Zhongli 😏
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alexkestavin · 5 years
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"If I was yer lover.. HNMP I'd protect ya from gettin' yer legs broken. And we could kiss or some shit." Ymy shrugged.
“I don’t know if you’d be able to stop prisoners from breaking my legs when I was in prison, Ymy.” Alex chuckled softly, “But the thought’s there. And I thank you for that.”
( @the-were-ferret )
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fisheoctrashdump · 2 years
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Who would win in a fight: juice deprived Arvid, or snack deprived Dawson?
neither. they both find a couch to faint on like an ailing victorian lady and whine until they get what they so crave
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fisheofviolence · 2 years
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ok but are there any other Blezolutions in the works or is hnmp Blez the only Blez now #wewantanswers #fishelore #gay
gen1 Blez is now the only Blez in existence. no other Blezs will be released at this time
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larschoi · 4 years
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Marietta: Wait, how many kids do you have?
Sacra: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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ghosts-vi · 4 years
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🎁 Sacra 💛☀️
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idunlikegirilikebah · 6 years
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"You've yeed your last haw."
Tuesday, seconds before breaking Dex's neck
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talkenglishcutolo · 3 years
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Resolution #sp #zonasul #saopaulo #auladeinglês #aulas #vip #aulasvip #aulaparticular #aulaonline #ingles #english #skype #saopaulocity #estudar #aulasemgrupo #escoladeingles #trabalho #importante#businessenglish#inglesfluente#escoladeingles#inglesnoinsta#love #instagood #photooftheday #tbt#happy #cute#aeroporto#campobelo (em São Paulo, Brazil) https://www.instagram.com/p/CIoUav-hnmP/?igshid=q36zm3mcm9fx
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kumarvijay1925 · 4 years
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#love #istagood #photooftheday @insta.tags #photoeveryday #cuteboys #picture #handsome #followforfollow #followme #happy #followforfollowback #follow #fashion #pic #picoftheday #like4likes #instatags #200likes #instadaily #friends #instagramers #fun #smile #igers #instalike #like4like #20likes #10likes #instamood #photography (at Barwala Old Bus Stand) https://www.instagram.com/p/B88HP4-HnMp/?igshid=70rq8wutpp5q
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