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oohbuggypie · 3 months

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long headcanon list of what the Punch Out!! (99.9%) Wii boxers were like as little kids:

!cw: extremely quick mention of vomiting!

• Macho was that kid that was like "1 2 skip a few 99 100" when another kid was on the swings

•Von Kaiser did nawtt play about painting rocks outside of his teacher's classroom

•Sandman preached "you get what you get and you don't throw a fit"

• ^ Macho was the one that threw a fit

•If you got something you didn't like Piston would give you his/trade no matter how bad the offer was

•Don ran the track as fast as he could to impress the girls

•Joe was that kid playing hopscotch that tripped ate shit and cried

•Hondo was a Skechers kids im so sure abt this

•Aran was that kid that mixed all his food together in the cafeteria into some horrible concoction and would tell everybody he's gonna eat it

•Soda Pop was that one kid that would randomly throw up for NOO REASON in the middle of class

•Macho blocked the entrance to the slide and Sandman pushed his big headass down so that everybody else could have a turn

•King Hippo got told "glue yourself to your seat" by the teacher bcuz he walked around too much so he actually covered his seat with glue and sat in it (this one is based off a real life experience i had im dead srs) (he also didn't gaf and walked around with it still attached to him)

•Kaiser was a library kid 4 sureee

•Bear Hugger was the kid that would get moved from his original seat bcuz he was talking too much but when he got moved he would talk to the other ppl around him just as much

bonus high school hcs:

Hoy Quarlow would get into fights and beat the person he was fighting with their own backpack 😭

Great Tiger was the cameraman for the fights and he would be going pro with it . like he got every angle and that cam didn't shake ONCEE

Aran Ryan was in the back of the classroom on FaceTime slurping on some Cup O Noodles and talking as loud as humanly possible + he was always in some raggedy pajama pants

#punch out!! wii #punch out wii #punch out #soda popinski #super macho man #don flamenco #aran ryan #piston hondo #great tiger #glass joe #von kaiser #mr. sandman #king hippo #bear hugger #hoy quarlow #these were so fun to yack on about irl omg i was giggling SO BAD #extremely not srs post #i 🩷 making the most not serious headcanons everr #cw emetophobia

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strawbs-screaming · 9 months

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☆ Assigning The Boxers Fursonas ☆

this is so fun, gonna also include some suprise guests so enjoy that, im not a furry (or at least i think so) enjoy this post i spent too much time on

Doc Louis - I could see him being a scaly, specifically a crocodile, come on it fits like a glove

Little Mac - Wolf, he would so be a wolf im so serious about this

Glass Joe - a ferret or a weasel 99%, he would have it wear a turtleneck too i swear it just fits him im gonna scream

Von Kaiser - a deer, he would so be a deer, it fits too well i am not joking fucking look at him and tell me he doesnt like deers, look at me directly in the eyes and say the words "von kaiser wouldnt have a deer as his fursona" i fucking dare you. Look at me until you can see my soul and say that, i challenge you. He has a deer as his fursona, you cannot deny the truth, you cannot deny the facts, your mind is too weak to handle the truth

Disco Kid - he would so choose a cheetah, it would fit him come on, hes just so silly and so is his cheetah fursona look!!

King Hippo - he would use a walrus, hear me out on this one, it fits him way too good oh my god

Piston Hondo - a moth, i know this is really specific but he would be a moth, too fitting for me to not throw it at you

Bear Hugger - you can see it coming from a mile away, bear, the classic, he didnt choose this one, it got assigned to him at birth, no contest, this is his FAAB (Fursona Assigned At Birth) and he wont be changing it anytime soon fuck you

Don Flamenco - a secretarybird, hes too diva for bland ass foxes or scalies, he is so girlypop and so is his fursona, he would also use a raven too

Great Tiger - Come on its in the name!! This is his FAAB, he would also have a white tiger version

Aran Ryan - a jackalope, he would so be a jackalope for the fun of it

Soda Popinski - Polar bear, i dont care what you throw at me he would be a polar bear, this is so canon, its true the punches told me when they came out

Bald Bull - this is also his FAAB, hes a bull 99999% it was ment to be!! You cant deny his destiny he was ment to have a bull as his fursona, he was born to be a bull fuck you

Super Macho Man - i imagined him as anti furry but then BOOM peoples headcanons started to rub off on me, hes a shark and he will always be a shark

Mr Sandman - He'd choose a tarantula just to spook people because hes in a evil mood

Carmen - she would be a flamingo, specifically just for don flamenco because he didnt pick it

Narcis Prince(ss) - A fox, hes a fox, i dont care what you say, i dont care what you think, he is a fox

Heike Kagero - a butterfly, it would be so colorful too, hes so gonna be a butterfly

Nick & Rick Bruiser - they have similiar taste so they picked the same species, said species is a wolf, basic ass taste

Hoy Quarlow - he would be a owl, this is also his FAAB, he was born to hide away from the sun and go hoo hoo hoo

Gabby Jay - a weasel, you dont get anything other than that

Pizza Pasta - a possum

You dont get any context other than these ily all

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upperhug · 1 year

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had to do them too :}

#will get back 2 better quality art soon!#just been busy with a lot of irl happenings :’)#myart #punch out #super punch out #gabby jay #piston hurricane #bob charlie #dragon chan #masked muscle #heike kagero #mad clown #narcis prince #hoy quarlow #rick bruiser #nick bruiser

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bob-com69 · 2 months

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Didn't have enough slots for these ones so just put your vote (if you wanna vote for these characters) in the comment place 😃👍

Narcis Prince (comment 🪞👑)

Hoy Quarlow (comment 🏑👴)

Rick Bruiser (comment 👨‍🦲🐽)

Nick Bruiser (comment 👨‍🦲🦅)

#punch out #super punch out #gabby jay #bear hugger #piston hurricane #bald bull #bob charlie #dragon chan #masked muscle #mr. sandman #aran ryan #heike kagero #mad clown #super macho man #narcis prince #hoy quarlow #rick bruiser #nick bruiser

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quinnsteria · 2 months

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Hoy Quarlow/Super Macho Man (MachoQuarlow) Headcanons 1/?

Citing this as part one in the title because I don’t trust myself not to talk about them more. Anyway this is just my insane scribblings about these old men since this ship has been rotting in my brain for months and I need to share them with the world

Anyway. Let’s begin with some background:

Hoy Quarlow is the age he’s said to be in the game: 78 years old

Super Macho Man is lying about his age. He’s not 27 but is instead approaching his early 60’s. He lies about it because, like a lot of typical big stars, he doesn’t want to be seen as older in fear of being discarded and out of the industry’s spotlight.

Hoy Quarlow and Super Macho Man joined the WVBA (Side Note: in my au it’s called the World Video Boxing Association because it was the first association to both broadcast the fights live, but also to package and sell recordings of the fights to consumers) around the same time. Although they weren’t there at the very-very beginning of the WVBA’s formation (since my au takes place in the current year and the timeline would be messed up), they’re both older so they were there before any of the other current boxers.

Hoy came from another boxing league but joined the WVBA once he realized his old league was very stingy on his paychecks. Because of the money the WVBA produced from both the recording sales and how much money they raked in for allowing the boxers to be as theatric as they wanted.

Although his hard work and determination led him to rising in the ranks, his sales were low. So, he studied what made boxers among him so popular: their personas. So, Hoy decided to also stretch his creative muscles too. He upped the ante and straight up brought a stick into the ring. It became a Hoy Quarlow staple. That, and the fact that he started to ditch the shorts and shirtless look to take on something with more personality.

Super Macho Man came in with that name all while being a scrawny kid. Believe it or not, but for a good while, SMM was considered a Glass Joe figure when he first started. When he got in the groove though and started upping his gains, he quickly rose in the ranks and grew into the name he gave himself.

He originally joined the WVBA because he wanted to be a movie star, anticipating that the sales of the WVBA recordings will get more eyes on him and he’d be recruited on for actual movies and not just fights. However, as he started to fight more, he became happier with the spectacle of being a WVBA boxer and the fame he gained, deciding to make his main goal staying at the top and not so much appearing in movies (although he’ll absolutely take a movie deal when offered).

Hoy and Macho were sorta aggressive to each other at first. Hoy, still riding high from his placement in his past league, looked down on a lot of other boxers. This is a character flaw that, of course, got resolved later in life (we can see this with how he acts with Birdie in the SNES Super Punch-Out!!), but it was definitely a flaw he had in life at one point. He saw Macho as full of himself and not yet having the skill to back it up. He correctly guessed that Macho was doing this for fame and judged him accordingly, seeing it as an unfit reason for joining the WVBA.

Macho saw Hoy as full of himself as well. He thought Hoy needed to get over himself and stop being so “needlessly mean.” Macho knew his pursuit wasn’t noble, but to him, it didn’t matter. He was so full of himself to pre-set his persona with actually being this, well…. a super macho man. He believed he’d grow into the name (which he did). He found it stupid how Hoy was only about a decade older and he was judging Macho this hard. Macho would often tell him straight up that one day, Hoy would be eating his words and watching Macho rise while Hoy himself sank down the ranks. This is only… uh… half true.

Right now, Macho and Hoy and right next to each other in the Special Circuit. Macho is Rank #1, right before Mr. Sandman (The WVBA Champion). Hoy is Rank #2 in the Special Circuit, right before Super Macho Man.

As they both aged, Macho and Hoy started to get along. With Hoy becoming sillier and way more relaxed, he was able to connect with Macho more. With Macho getting more full of himself, Hoy sorta saw himself in him and although he has fun with him, is trying to guide him away from the lonely life that being that high in ranks can bring. There’s all these camera flashes and people will be all over you and asking for deals, but they don’t love you.

OKAY… now that that’s over, I’ll be putting more headcanons under the cut. It’ll be more shippy, but it’ll still work as a “background section” if that makes sense that outlines their life together. I think this post should be in general about their background. Okay… cool.

I think Macho was kinda mixed up about his feelings for Hoy. Their relationship was definitely simmering for years, real rivals to fun friendly rivalry to friends to lovers. Macho never expected to fall for Hoy at all, and when he did, he didn’t know how to feel. He wondered what it’d be like to date another league member. Could he do that? What would the press do? Would the gossip magazines make Hoy look like a cougar… 🤨? Either way, he was nervous.

What also adds to it is that Macho is a pretty famous playboy. If he starts actually dating long-term (which he… actually kinda wants to explore with Hoy), how would that affect his reputation? With all these worries involving insecurities from outsiders, he was definitely indecisive with what he wanted to do. Hoy on the other hand… had different problems.

I fully subscribe to the “Hoy is Dragon Chan’s grandparent” headcanon. Hoy’s wife (aka Dragon Chan’s grandma, was married. They had a daughter who, just like her son, was a very determined kickboxer. She fell in love with Dragon’s father and they soon had a son, Dragon Chan. However, one fateful day, when Dragon was about 10 or so, his parents died in a fatal car accident (or at least that’s what my explanation is right now). Years later, Hoy’s wife died as well. She had a heart attack, although many say it was onset by a broken heart.

Dragon Chan, after getting kicked out of his kickboxing league while trying to live up to his mother’s legacy, joined the WVBA and gave him a place there. Dragon became popular quickly, and his ego became bigger (this is supported by his overconfidence in the ring and in pre fight rounds alongside his “chicken dance taunt” when he KO’s/TKO’s you). Dragon’s behavior only slightly reminds Hoy of his own ego at that age, and Hoy, although still giving advice to his grandson, knows that Dragon needs to discover his own path to humbleness.

Okay back to the tragedy of Hoy’s wife, daughter, and son-in-law. These tragedies caused Hoy to feel as if death followed him and anyone he loves. He blamed himself for all of their deaths, even if he had nothing to do with them. He was afraid to love again and to make another family, although this attitude is usually hidden by his now lighthearted personality.

Of course, this caused Hoy’s love life to become… confused I guess? Hoy was deathly worried of his family hurting even more. He was also worried for Dragon Chan, believing that there’s a chance he’d be mad that Hoy is trying to “replace” his grandma and pretend she never existed. Of course, Dragon doesn’t really care for that. His problem arises with Hoy’s dating choices when he realizes that it’s Super Macho Man of all people that Hoy is dating like huh that jerk grandpa? That loser? Cmon

I’ll probably elaborate on this in another post but the beef between Dragon Chan and Super Macho Man is so special to me. It’s like a family movie where the kid doesn’t like their new step-dad except the kid is a 22 year old grandchild who can actually kick Macho’s ass if he wanted to (and he does)

I think the first person to actually make a move was Super Macho Man. Macho was able to catch Hoy in the locker room after a fight and he asked Hoy if he would like to “hang out” sometime together, outside of WVBA mixers or some other thing, of course.

Hoy found it cute. He sorta laughed softly at it at first before he saw Macho’s dejected face. He realized it was genuinely series and he kinda flushed. Definitely went kinda quiet with an “O…Oh,” before trying to think of what to say next.

He agrees by the way. Though I think in another post I’ll elaborate

Annddddd that’s all I have for now! Thank you for reading and I’m sorry it was so long! These guys have been in my head for a bit now woah

#punch out #hoy quarlow #super macho man #machoquarlow #dragon chan #sorry for the ramblings I’m insane #quinn speaks #long post

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fartbutt97 · 3 months

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Random Punch-Out headcanons bc im bored

Great Tiger is SUPER introverted like he doesn't talk to anyoje but his clones outside of boxing

Hoy trained Dragon Chan for a while

Heike is transmasc

Narcis totally speaks like cartoonish british ppl like I mean "oh great heavens" ass shit completely unironically

Gabby Jay and Glass Joe originally kinda beefed but now they're good friends and Glass Joe listens to Gabby Jays rants often

Disco Kid is totally autistic like true autism he's reach maximum

Dragon Chan and Heike do makeup together but Dragon Chan is embarrassed and doesn't talk about it

Also Dragon Chan and Narcis are both totally gay like I don't think its headcanon anymore they just are

Aran Ryan stops acting insane when he's with his mom cuz he loves her and wants her to be happy

Rick constantly annoys Nick like to the point where Nick is actually done with him

#dragon chan #gabby jay my beloved #narcis prince #super punch out #hot gay sex #punch out headcanons #heike kagero #hoy quarlow #yadayadayada ;; ooc.

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fan-mans · 2 days

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Happy mother's day!!!

To celebrate my (Soft) return, here are the Super punch out gang's relationship with their moms!

Gabby:

That bitch? She disowned him ages ago and he doesn’t want to talk about her. He doesn’t even know if she’s even alive, let alone where she lives or is buried. He honestly hopes she’s rotting in hell for how she treated him his entire life, and especially after he came out.

But he has a new mother now. Or at least sort of. Joe’s mom all but adopted him and has been the loving older sister/mother he never had. Technically, she’s not that much older than him, but she treats him like one of her own children so it doesn’t really matter in the end.

Hurricane:

Momma’s boy through and through. He loves his mother so much and talks to her every day. He takes time to visit her at least once a month, even during the season. She always teases him about how American he sounds but he doesn’t mind. She loves her son with all her heart and though it hurts to see him leave their family she’s proud of his career and the life he’s building for himself.

He misses her a lot and it hurts to have her be so far away from her. He keeps trying to convince her to live in his house but she’s a stubborn woman (Something he loves about her) and refuses to leave the home that’s been kept by their family for generations or her sisters. Hurricane understands and really respects that decision. A part of him wishes he could just live with them too but his job is much easier if he just lives in Seattle.

Bob:

Knew his mom when he was younger but the memories are fuzzy. She abandoned him and his dad when he was 6 and he hasn’t seen her since. Sometimes he misses her, sometimes he hates her, sometimes he worries about her. No one will talk about her and her side of the family is either dead or refuses to talk to him.

He hasn’t really had any other mother figures outside of her so her abandonment tarnished his view on mothers as a whole for a long time. If he could do one thing, it would be to have a conversation with her. How it would go is a complete mystery to him but he does want to know what happened and why she left.

Dragon:

They’re distant. He’s not sure if she even loves him now, or if she ever did. He barely knows who she is, with her being so wrapped up in work that they barely spent any time together. He honestly wishes he could know her but he doesn’t know if she cares enough to try as much as him. She’s so busy with work, he wonders if she knows what he likes, or even what he does for a living. Sometimes she doesn’t call him by the right name- he wonders sometimes if she even remembers his name.

His grandmother and aunt are the closest he has to fill that role for him in his mother’s place. His grandma is a strict woman, who only wants what's best for him. This has led to conflict and definitely some resentment from dragon, even if he understands where she’s coming from. His aunt on the other hand always felt more like a sister- young, optimistic, and always encouraging him to break the rules a bit. She got him into just about everything he enjoys and feels he can never repay her for making his life worth living. Both women love him very much and are happy with how he’s grown up, even if they disagree on the details.

Muscle:

His mom is… his mom. She has her ups and she seriously has her downs. He loves her a lot but sometimes he can’t stand her, especially with how she talks about his dad, step-mom, and half/step siblings. Still, it’s not like he can just leave or disown her. She’s his mom, she raised him and loved him all his life. He doesn’t want to abandon her, despite her flaws. She in turn loves her son, she’s a bit dismissive of his cheating but understands her oldest boy likes to put on a show.

His step mom is a different story altogether. He used to hate her and lash out because he blamed her for his parent’s divorce. It took him until he was 20, and a massive argument with his dad and step-sister, to even agree to listen to their side of what all happened. He’s since apologized and grown close to her. She was even the one who talked him into going into boxing after he was kicked out of wrestling. She thinks his boxing is hilarious and encourages his more batshit moves.

Airyn/Snes Aran:

Absolute momma’s boy. She’s the only parent he’s ever known so of course he loves her with his whole heart. If anyone dares insult her, they’ll sooner meet the gates of heaven than be his friend. She’s always been there for them and they’ve had almost no strife. He’s never had a problem with her and will defend her and his gran to the ends of the earth, for better and worse.

He also has problems seeing her faults and defends her even when he shouldn’t. His mother is very proud of him. He isn’t the smartest boy in the world but she appreciates how much he respects her and is happy that he’s doing something he loves. She worries over his health but just wants her son to be happy.

Heike:

Good relationship. They were close when he was growing up and are still close now. When they started boxing, their mom was very concerned and even a little bit disappointed but has since come around and is very supportive.

Due to their closeness Heike’s mom always tries to understand how they feel and what they’re interested in. They spend a lot of time together- as much as possible, and talk every day. She doesn’t understand why he chose boxing over art, and her heart hurts to think of what he’s missing, but she loves him enough to want his happiness to be the top priority in his life.

Clown:

A good relationship with his mom. Out of all the boxers, he’s the most normal. She isn’t a saint in his eyes but he doesn’t hate her and his feelings are simple. She’s just his mom, a person like he is. She has ehr faults but he loves her and appreciates her being there for him.

He’s jumped around a lot in life and though she’s never understood it, she supports him. She simply loves her son, or at least tries to. She doesn’t understand his want for such a brutal sport, let alone why he keeps the clown gimmick when he disliked the circus, but she wants to be there for him nonetheless.

Narcis:

Technically he has two women he calls ‘mom’- his Mother and his mum. His Mother is a stranger. He barely knows her and certainly doesn't care. Yes she gave birth to him, but she’s only his Mother by DNA. Frankly, he wasn’t even sure of that until he was 19 and got tested. He doesn’t want her in his life and even hates her a bit for breaking the illusion he had. She only wants Narcis to be a perfect prince and doesn’t care for his career or interests.

His ‘mum’ is a slovakian woman who was his nanny growing up. As a constant presence in his life of course he grew attached to her and assumed she was his real mum. She loves him just as deeply and has sacrificed quite a lot just to give him someone he knows loves him (Her presence). Narcis would do anything for her and plans to spoil her once he gets the family fortune. She is the only woman he’d ever consider his mom in any real way. She loves Narcis and would be proud of him no matter what he chose to do or how to live.

Hoy:

He’s had 3 mothers- His birth mother, bad step mother, and good step mother. His birth mother died after having him and his twin sister, he didn’t know her but from what he’s been told he thinks she would’ve been a wonderful mother to him. His first and worst stepmother came in when he was a toddler. She was an abusive monster who treated him and his sister like garbage while spoiling her own son at their expense. He never held it against him, though, and even after she was kicked out he remained friends with him.

His good step mother came in a bit later. She was his mothers sister and always wanted to be part of her niece and nephews lives in place of her sister. He grew attached and very close to her quickly and warmed up to all his half-siblings far sooner than his twin. Before her death they remained close and very loving. By the time she passed, she was proud of him and his sister and felt so lucky to have been able to raise them.

Rick:

He’s pretty resentful of her. She all but bullied him and Nick into the men they are today alongside their father. She ignored when he hit them and even slapped them around a bit herself. She mocked them for liking girly things and punished them too.

Rick got the lighter end of this though. He had more girlfriends and less feminine interests so she ignored him a bit more than she did Nick. Even still, she’s the only family he’s got left outside of his twin, so he can’t bring himself to hate her or his dad. His mom is proud of him and Nick and proud of what she did to raise them to be ‘strong men’ as they should be.

Nick:

He fucking hates her. He pretends he doesn’t but deep down he does. He’s angry he was ever hurt by her and honestly has a really low opinion of women because of her. He only ever talks to her to keep up appearances and for Rick’s sake.

In part he’s angry because he was hurt by her and in part he’s angry because he was hurt by a woman, who should be beneath him. Very conflicting feelings with this guy. His mother is very proud- she finally has the son she always wanted. She is mostly happy he didn’t turn out to be a failure as she worried he’d be growing up.

Peter/Birdie:

His feelings are… complicated to say the least. He loves her a lot and used to honestly think she was the perfect mom growing up. But at 17, he wonders why she never shared the fact that she was jewish with him. He feels bad for feeling betrayed by this but at the same time he’s hurt by what he never got to be raised with.

Still, he can’t help but think of her as a wonderful person despite what she hid from him. He likes her personality and spending time with her, so it’s not like he’s going to broach the topic anytime soon. But that doesn’t mean it doesn't hurt. She’s proud of her son, though, and happy he’s doing something he enjoys and is making a name for himself.

#punch out #super punch out #narcis prince #snes aran ryan #my hcs #gabby jay #peter punch #piston hurricane #dragon chan #masked muscle #hoy quarlow #heike kagero #rick bruiser #nick bruiser #mad clown #bob charlie #yeehaw im back kinda

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artoatsblog · 4 months

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(Wakes up in a cold sweat) s-super punch out middle school au.

Birdie mac/The challenger/Toby: The new kid that wants to make friends with everyone and everything and look as cool as possible, the youngest and shortest of everyone in the class but comically strong (as in can kill someone twice his size strong) and stupid as a brick.

Gabby jay: The eccentric vice principal who wants to make sure the kids learn all they need to, even though his ways are odd to say the least, tall and wiry, wears thick square glasses.

piston hurricane: The straight man of everyone else's bs, the only times he really acts out is when it comes to the weather, if a storm is coming, he stars to become overly prepared, (Ie: the bunker is bigger than his house and it has 5 years' worth of food in it prepared), pretty average in terms of looks but has extreme braces and headgear.

Bob charley: Not stupid but defiantly naive, wants to make friends but doesn't have many social skills so just goes along with the group think and has a habit of making the group think worse, silly and goofy one may say, short and small frame, freckles. :)

Dragon Chan: Lives in his own world, thinks he's the main character of his own comic book, still kicks any problem (or anyone he doesn't like) in the face, average height and stick thin.

Masked muscle: Loner, not a bully but doesn't really enjoy...people, is having the "thinks he's smarter than all of his teachers" phase early, tall and while not fat he does have a bigger frame than most of the other kids, his "mask" is just a scarf that covers his mouth, dresses the same as a 2007 emo.

Aarin ryan: First things first, I head cannon the spo Aran and Wii Aran are two different people, second of all kid goes WILD on dodgeball, but unlike that other guy with a suspiciously similar name he plays far, ball of energy, mumbles to himself, shorter than Wii Aran and has curlier hair.

Heike Kagero: Creepy kid who sits in the back of the class and sneaks up on the other kids when there not looking, his only friends are Dragon because they don't have anyone else and Narcis because they like doing each other's makeup, skinny frame he covers up with baggy clothes.

Mad clown: Would be a bully if he cared enough, lies about what his parents do because being a literal clown probably won't help his social life, fat and has big Italian curls, same as he ma. :)

Narcis prince: rich kid who thinks there better than everyone else (so the same as usual), spoiled rotten, chubby and you can take this from my cold dead hands.

Hoy Quarlow: The principal who has no idea how kids work, wants his students to fear him (they do not), vary short only slightly taller than Challenger.

Rick bruiser: Thinks he's the most popular kid in school (He has one (1) friend (Nicky)), his favorite animals are the ones that are venomous, unironic 100 gecs fan, he's tall and fat because I can't imagine him as anything but a brick shithouse.

Nick(y) bruiser: They look scary but there just shy and have staring into your soul eyes, Them and Narcis are friends and now Narcis has a bodyguard, Basically the same height as Rick but Nick(y) is 0.3 inches taller and so Rick is jealous Nick(y) is also VARY thin (I know I just said I can't imagine Rick as not a shithouse but I think it would be cute for them to contrast each other.)

#punch out #super punch out #little mac #gabby jay #piston hurricane #bob charlie #dragon chan #masked muscle #aran ryan #heike kagero #mad clown #narcis prince #hoy quarlow #rick bruiser #nick bruiser

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tempural · 1 year

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All the Punch-out swag I have on my shop so far ♥

NEW: Piston Hondo shaker charm

NEW: Foxy Grandpa Hoy Quarlow acrylic pin

Bald Bull holographic acrylic charm

Von Kaiser ergonomic mousepad

Aran Ryan dakimakura

Many thanks to the commissioner for funding these designs!

#punch out wii #piston hondo #hoy quarlow #bald bull #von kaiser #aran ryan #dakimakura #acrylic charms #ergonomic mousepad #shaker charm #shilling #shop update

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punch-out-filth · 5 months

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Do you think you can do the boxer's dick sizes from largest to smallest (Including the snes boxers and pizza)?

Here's a complete list of all the boxers' dick sizes! This took me forever, but I hope you all enjoy it! I think dicks of all types are wonderful, so I tried to list as many different sizes as I can. :)

Gabby Jay - 0.5 inch t-dick

Aran Ryan - 1.5 inch t-dick

Heike Kagero - 3.6

Glass Joe - 4 inch t-dick

Pizza Pasta - 4.8

Soda Popinski - 5.2

Narcis Prince - 5.5

Dragon Chan - 5.6

Kid Quick - 5.7

Hoy Quarlow - 5.9

Don Flamenco - 6.0

Piston Hondo - 6.3

Bob Charlie - 6.4

Von Kaiser - 6.4

Bear Hugger - 6.5

Mad Clown - 6.8

Super Macho Man - 6.9 inch phalloplasty dick

Disco Kid - 6.10

Great Tiger - 7.1

Piston Hurricane - 7.2

King Hippo - 7.5

Bald Bull - 7.6

Masked Muscle - 8.9

Rick Bruiser - 9.4

Nick Bruiser - 9.4

Mr. Sandman - 11… 0_0

I never thought I would reach the tag limit on a post for this blog, but it happened with this one! It's quite the accomplishment. XD

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jays---wing · 1 year

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The last of my Super Punch-Out buttons, the special circuit! Thankfully these didn’t take too long, lol. I plan to do more punch-out things in the future whether it be more buttons or blinkies, but who knows :)

Free to use without credit but it is appreciated.

#neocities #button #super punch out #punch out #narcis prince #hoy quarlow #rick bruiser #nick bruiser #special circuit

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strawbs-screaming · 6 months

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punch out random headcanons (again)

i should sleep

- Aran is a unironic radiohead listener, he got caught listening to it at least 3 times but is trying to gaslight everyone into thinking it was a collective fever dream

- one of the main reasons the wvba doesnt go on holiday together is due to the fact most of the boxers suffer from insomnia & other stuff that stops them from sleeping normally and generally having shit sleeping schedules

- the wvba sometimes has movie nights, everyone takes turns picking movies, aran takes advantage of this and picks the worst movies possible on his turn just to piss everyone off

- King Hippo used to have the habit of eating anything handed to him as a child, thanks to this you can ask him what (insert random object) tastes like and he'll answer it honestly, tide pods? Refreshing and a very good texture, wood? Too dry. A loofa? Disgusting. Shoelaces? if cleaned before eating: unique. You name it, he's eaten it.

- bald bull usually drinks coffee without thinking about the fact hes not gonna be able to sleep properly, this causes him to not be able to stand still for more than a few seconds

- don actually has a lot of wounds on his hand from picking roses with thorns, being the reason he cant use hand sanitizer most times

- Mac has this one weezer shirt thats in horrible condition he wears as pjs, hes had it before he started boxing and still has it, it smells like death and doc hates it but cant bear to tell Mac to throw it out because he feels like it would come off as rude

- bull HATES physical touch, he absolutely cannot tolerate it, the most contact he'll make with someone is either a punch, a highfive or an awkward side hug, it just agitates him

- super macho man breaks down doors without knocking, literally just breaking a door because he thinks it makes him look "totally tough"

- Glass Joe is really good at ice-skating and has won a few competitions, hes considering doing it profesionally but is just doing it for fun now

- Disco kid has shitty hearing thanks to blasting his ears out with music 99% of the time, he has tinnitus + a ruptured eardrum but ignores it

- gabby jay is a very good baker, he sometimes makes bread in the shape of little animals when sad, baking is basically his therapy

- narcis is scared of the dark but will not admit it, he just comes up with excuses like "what if i trip on something and break my nose?" or "i dont wanna bump into stuff it pisses me off" And it somehow works

- pizza pasta will scold you if you break spaghetti into 2 around him, hes a huge pasta gourmet and will bully your cooking skills, fix those rigatoni making skills or go back to buying craft mac and cheese, bitch

- bear hugger drinks raw eggs from mugs like its coffee, he has offered it to everyone and only aran has accepted it once, after that incident aran got food poisoning and had to stop eating omelettes for a while

- there are only 4 boxers not allowed to cook in the wvba: bald bull, bear hugger, aran and soda popinski, bald bull keeps accidentally burning stuff, aran keeps intentionally burning stuff, bear hugger eats everything raw and soda keeps trying to add soda & other fizzy drinks to the food and ending up making some dubious mixtures, none of them are allowed into the kitchen under any circumstances unless its watching milk boil to make sure it doesnt spill

- someone once tried to cut heike's hair as a joke, 10 injured 975 dead

- hoy will call anyone son/child/daughter unless theyre older than him, hes basically adopted everyone and no one minds it

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alexoco-ccrs · 1 year

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Actual dragon Dragon Chan AU that came from an idea I had at 3am

Ok so the thing is Dragon Chan is this silly dragon that can shapeshift into a regular human or a human with dragon-like aspects. That’s it lmao. Also Hoy Quarlow is like a father figure to him and stuff idk

#punch out #punch out!!#super punch out #dragon chan #alexo draws #hoy quarlow #dragon

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wvbaandtheboys · 11 months

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Super Punch Out Dreamescape Infodump Yo

It’s about damn time I did this shit again-

SPO and Wii have different realms all together so here we go again.

Gabby Jay - Gerontophobia (Fear of Aging)

“Eternel”

A lone sorcerer that lays in the ruins of his home. Once a spry, youthful and wise man, Eternel became severely ill upon being infected by the Constellation. Being sapped of a large majority of his magic and strength, he was left as practically a rotted corpse in the wake of destruction. However, Eternel is unable to naturally pass away for an unknown reason, so he lives in pain every night. Having long grown numb to the fear of death, all he would want is to be put out of his misery. He is one of, if not the only creature that harbors sympathy for the humans.

Piston Hurricane - Astraphobia (Fear of Storms)

“Tronador”

A demigod that lives in the clouds. Once infected by the Constellation’s influence, he became hostile towards any humans he met. Why, you ask? Well, little fun fact. The Constellation has no real original physical form, and instead appears as the amalgamation of all who have perished in the dreamscape while sleeping. Being horrified by its appearance, it jacked him up. He acts as a result of not wanting any other humans to join the Constellation (trying to frighten them out of their sleep and wake them up), but cannot be peaceful thanks to his being controlled by it. Basically this dude is fighting with his humanity as his motive, but his god heritage as his means. Tries to be good, but can’t because he’s a puppet.

Bob Charlie - Homichlophobia (Fear of Fog)

“Haze”

A spirit that lives in a muddy bog, surrounded by fog. He was driven into extreme paranoia by the Constellation, yet is another one of the creatures that persists in combating its hold on him. Haze is terrified of what the Constellation causes him to do, and often tries to stay hidden from view, instead speaking to any passerby from the depths of the fog and urging them to flee. When he loses control, he can easily maim any living being. He is another of the creatures who sympathizes with the humans and wishes he could protect them.

Dragon Chan - Atychiphobia (Fear of Misfortune)

“带来不幸的哭泣之龙” (The Weeping Dragon that Brings Misfortune)

A Chinese dragon that fled the safety of his homeland to an abandoned tower. Seeing that his presence seemed to make things worse in the Constellation’s takeover, particularly concerning his beloved grandfather figure, he flew far away from home to a secluded tower where he remains to this night. Ashamed and becoming overwhelmed with negative, overwhelming emotions, he succumbed to his infection over the span of many mournful nights. Driven to the brink of insanity, exacerbated by his self-isolation, he is very violent towards anyone and everyone he meets. However, deep down, Dragon still has a heart and craves nothing more than to reunite with his grandfather. However, he dreads what he would find, more over what he would cause, if he dared to return.

Masked Muscle - Volcanophobia (Fear of Volcanoes)

“Magma”

A humanoid figure made out of igneous rocks that lives within a massive volcano. A raging monster, Magma is essentially slowly killing himself by violently igniting an eruption to kill any humans he comes across. He loses body mass everytime he does so, which means he loses a bit of himself everytime he attacks. Though, this is on purpose. Unwilling to live in such a corrupt world, Magma knowingly does this as to both satisfy the Constellation and himself. He is convinced he will be able to pass peacefully and not have to submit to the Constellation’s bidding once he is dead.

Heike Kagero - Pistanthrophobia (Fear of Trusting Others/Deception)

“嘘をつく美少年” (A Beautiful Boy that Tells Nothing But Lies/The Lying Bishounen)

A deceptive boy that lives in an ever changing world of props. Having the ability to shift his world into whatever he fancies, alongside having the ability to change appearance at will, he is a malicious person that uses his abilities to torment his victims before taking their lives. Previously a very kind creature that used his abilities for entertainment, the Constellation easily claimed his mind upon lying to him that his family members (Dream!Dragon and Hoy) were both dead, devastating him. Lacking mental fortitude, yet still harboring a good heart, his corruption runs very deep to the point that even he is unable to convince himself to take pity on the humans.

Mad Clown - Coulrophobia (Fear of Clowns)

“Serenata and Burlone”

A theater entertainer with two separate personalities. Serenata, wearing the tragedy mask, is a somber and pessimistic man that often communicates through sing-song speech (sings as he talks.) His unwillingness to take action alongside the Constellation caused the entertainer’s unstable switching between both personalities. However, Burlone is a jester at heart and is very abrasive, and a little bit sadistic with an insatiable desire for thrill. He, as opposed to Serenata (the two don’t really get along tbh), agreed with the Constellation out of that desire for excitement. With many tricks up his sleeve within his own funhouse of horrors, he certainly proves to be one of the most frightening monsters with a lack of any emotion towards humans besides seeing them as entertainment.

Narcis Prince - Cacophobia (Fear of Unattractiveness)

“The Two Faced Prince” (or Twoface)

An ominous royal that lives in a grand castle. A seemingly emotionless yet outspoken young man, he wears a mask over one side of his face to hide a frightening deformity. Twoface’s mind has been completely overrun with a corrupt sense of vanity, causing him to become obsessed with retaliating against anyone he either deems to be “hideous” or “daring to be more beautiful than he.” (Everybody dying.) The deformed side of his face is more expressive and is quite talkative unlike his normal side, though it is almost as if Twoface treats both sides like independent personalities working together as one vessel. Startlingly sinister at times due to his twisted mind, he removes the faces of any humans he captures and sews them onto figurines. How’d he get corrupted, you ask? Well, to put it simply, he got manipulated into thinking his infection would be halted if he removed any skin that would visibly become corrupt. Surprise surprise, the Constellation picked his face for a reason.

Hoy Quarlow - Philophobia (Fear of Love)

“拒绝爱的邪恶老人” (The Evil Old Man Who Refuses to Love) (The Unfeeling Grandfather)

An elderly man that lives in complete solitude. Deeply wounded by the loss of his family, that grief was taken advantage of by the Constellation. Though not exactly enjoying it, he purposefully acts devious and hostile towards anyone (human or dream) to prevent forming even a mutual relationship. A proficient hunter by means of changing into another physical form resembling a younger version of himself, he plays his role of being seen as a threat well. Though, somewhere inside of him, he wishes to see his “children” (they’re not blood related, just close) again and know that they’re alive.

Rick & Nick Bruiser - Thanatophobia (Fear of Losing a Loved One (in this case))

“Conjoined”

Two brothers that have been forcefully combined together into an deformed amalgamation. Overwhelmed with thoughts of each other’s demise over the course of their infection, they stayed together up until the Constellation came along and made them into what they are now (as to, in its words, “keep them together forever.”) Both seem to work together as both brothers need to cooperate to move their body. However, internally, there is a whole bunch of conflict going on between them. They’re in a bit of a parasitic relationship instead of a strictly familial one, as they both consistently leech off each others’ strength to gain sole control (usually clashing thoughts or whatever. Basically, they’re slowly losing that regard for one another.) Despite that, even if it’s not for the right reasons at this point, they still fear losing each other as much as ever.

(I’m gonna rewrite Wii at. some point teehee)

#dreamescape au #punch out!!#super punch out #punch out au #birdie mac #gabby jay #piston hurricane #bob charlie #dragon chan #masked muscle #heike kagero #hoy quarlow #narcis prince #rick bruiser #nick bruiser

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ghs-imagines · 1 year

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Is it alright if you could do the babygirl post with the Super Punch-Out!! boxers please? Thanks!

Here you go!!!!!!

Calling them baby girl - part 2

Gabby Jay: Honestly he’s quite delighted to be called baby girl at his age, does he know know what it mean’s probably not but it is a nickname given by you so he will wear it like a badge of honour regardless.

Piston Hurricane: This man can’t figure out if he finds it cute or hilarious that you call him baby girl, it’s probably a bit of both. He doesn’t mind the name just keep it out of the ring, he doesn’t want to mess up his hurricane rushes by being distracted by your affection.

Bob Charlie: He undeniably loves being called your baby girl, doesn’t matter when or where you say it to him it will brighten up his day. He may even call you a few names of his own to bring you to the same emotional high you bring him to.

Dragon Chan: It makes his whole face go red whether he wants it to or not. As he’s quite the straight forward guy any type of affection from you even if it’s a joke will make him redder than the red belt around his waist.

Masked Muscle: He is thankful for his luchador mask covering a good 90% of his face so you can’t see his slightly pink cheeks. He truly doesn’t mind the name but around his other boxers he does find it a tad embarrassing, not he’ll ever tell you that.

Heike Kagero: Oh he just loves being called your baby girl it truly brings a shine to his day. He will call you baby girl in return once in while but in this relationship it is him that gets to be the most truest baby girl. And yes he wants you to spoil him as much as he spoils you.

Mad Clown: He is another that finds it quite hilarious that you call him your baby girl, it’s just the best joke ever to him. Will definitely introduce himself to others as your baby girl even if you’re not around to see the others expression, it’s just too funny.

Narcis Prince: Hates it with a passion but will bite his tongue when he’s around you. No his face isn’t red it’s just your imagination trust him. His face either goes red in anger if called baby girl around the other boxers, or red in just being flustered in public by you.

Hoy Quarlow: He doesn’t truly get it but will more or less go along with it because it brings a smile to your face. He might bring it up around the other boxers just to make sure it’s a name of affection but other than that he’s more than happy to be called it anytime.

Rick Bruiser: Gets super embarrassed about being called it in public as he feels it’s like a shot to his ego, he doesn’t mind as much in private as it’s just the two of you. Don’t let his brother know as the teasing he will get is going to be endless.

Nick Bruiser: Another one that’s not fan of the name but handles it better than his brother in public. He would prefer you to not use any nicknames for him but knows that compromise is the way for a long lasting relationship.

#punch out x reader #punch out #gabby jay #piston hurricane #bob charlie #dragon chan #masked muscle #heike kagero #mad clown #narcis prince #hoy quarlow #rick bruiser #nick bruiser

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