hey dusty I'm here to push my Spock purring agenda on you. thoughts?
of course <33 he's the og catboy. now for a transporter malfunction so they all purr:
i like to think jim is DEEP in that cat brain (not because the transporter malfunctioned any differently for him as opposed to bones. but because he is just Like That honestly). bones is the sort of... almost humanly intelligent flavor of cat. except he retains his 24/7 anxiety and jumps three feet every time someone sneezes too suddenly. and jim knocks shit off spock's counter all the fucking time so bones just eats shit all the fucking time lmfao
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Here you go, @firstdragonlady , comedic book-Hayffie (including a goose) because that's how they work best for me:
I think Haymitch would enjoy introducing his feathery friend to his feathery lady. 😂
Bonus: And for an extra dose of snarky Haymitch, I love the idea that he names his geese after some variation of Effie:
“That right there is Effily. Silly little thing. Then there’s Effina and over there is the great Ephigenia. She’s the loudest one, always making noises. I can’t get her to shut up for just five minutes.”
Effie … is not flattered. 😂🪿
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I do have to say tho Pudding ranting about how sweet and kind and handsome and loving and talented Sanji is and Luffy going “I KNOW RIGHT?? He’s the best!!” is SO Sanlu core. She literally said he’s perfect husband material and Luffy agreed in every way short of resting his head in his palms with a dreamy look on his face going “Yeah…he is 💖” Shut up. I can’t even look at them right now
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Faye lives in like. the equivalent of Hollywood
but what if she went somewhere cold and had an ADORABLE winter outfit,
Faye is from Fords, as usual~ https://archiveofourown.org/works/44907367/chapters/112992661
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after fitz cools off a little bit about sophie and keefe being a thing, he should drop tidbits about keefe (mostly during trust exercises) that he thinks she might find helpful since they're dating.
the thing is, instead of just stuff like, 'keefe loves frogs, so he might appreciate a gift or trip related to them, idk' he also drops things like 'btw if you just hold his hand in your hands - specifically towards the back of his head, just behind his ears - while you're talking to him, he'll probably melt haha. also his scalp is sensitive, do with that what you will, but make sure you're gentle'.
bonus points if sophie asks keefe about why every single tidbit fitz gives is correct and he goes tomato red for the first time ever and sputters out something like 'i gave fitz the lord of the snuggles title based on personal experience - he's clingy when he's tired, ok?'
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to me gojo's theme song is daddy's home by usher, and I can see him bursting in the house with that fucking song on speaker and his stupid glasses serenading it to you LSGQJJQJQ
may i offer:
gojo bursts into the room playing daddy’s home by usher in an attempt to serenade you but he’s done this so many times before so just this once you tease him and look around all confused, and go “but where’s nanami?”
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Cleanliness is next to -- oh wait.
@markster666
---- Shimo had been at the Hazbin Hotel for well over three months at this point. Having ventured around the majority of Hell and taking whatever odd jobs the deer demon could find. It was starting to get boring for her.
Charlie had been most welcoming when Shimo showed up at their door after hearing rumors of this place and was curious to join into the entertaining atmosphere of it all.
"Seems like I'll be in for another long shift tomorrow..."
She grumbled to herself whilst adjusting the knobs to the shower in order to get just the right temperature to soothe her aching muscles. Perhaps being Niffty's helping hand wasn't the smartest idea, however, it did get her a meeting with the infamous Radio Demon. And the two had become rather friendly with one another. In more ways then one. Shimo pulled her shirt over her head with a small wince as she was reminded of the previous evenings activities with Alastor. Her pale backside riddled with all kinds of markings.
Her ears flattened against her head as a flush rose up in her cheeks and she shimmied out of the rest of her attire. The doe's barren feet padded against the cool, tile flooring as she stepped into the welcoming stream of warm water.
"Ahhh, that's nice...."
She sighed in relaxation while allowing the water to soothe her sore body, wincing a bit at the thought of applying soap to the marks on her back. Shimo slid her golden gaze off to the corner where the usual bottle sat, but it was nowhere to be found.
"Oh, what the hell---"
The demon froze as realization dawned on her. Someone had taken it. Someone that seemed to know her every move some how. With a click of her tongue, Shimo flattened her ears and crossed her arms across her barren chest.
"Alastor.....I know it was you...give it back!"
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We've Finally Come Full Circle <3
The union of mouth to tail in the great Ouroboros is complete.
(FP SPOILERS AHEAD!!!)
No no, this isn't cause for anger. I'm not upset or anything about this.
I'm flattered.
Because if this isn't a coincidence and she's reading Rekindled and she mimicked my little cartoon chibi heads in her newest FP episode... Rachel is supposed to be the #1 creator on the platform with a series that's marketed as a "worldwide sensation"; and she has to resort to ripping off foefiction - created for the purpose of improving upon her foundation that she built in 2018 - in lieu of utilizing her own ideas?
That's pretty damn cool. Disappointing because the #1 creator on the platform shouldn't be doing this, but still, pretty cool, you got me. Well played Rachel. I'm not gonna "clapback" at this, I'm not gonna "get revenge" through any sort of quip towards LO in Rekindled because I've already accomplished that. I've already proven my point. Every time I update Rekindled, I prove my point and "clapback" through my own efforts to create something new out of what you started but couldn't finish. And if this was intentional, then we've truly come full circle in a way that I can only smile at, because it's delightful.
Thank you for featuring a little piece of what I've contributed to this community in your work. I'm still not entirely convinced that this was intentional or satisfied if it was, I'm still waiting to see a box of generic off-brand cereal dumped down the toilet or hurled across the room, but this will suffice. The show goes on and so will we ( ´ ∀ `)ノ~ ♡
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Passing this along because this knowledge is changing my life:
If you want to stop your periods with something more permanent than birth control meds, but not as invasive as a hysterectomy, there's a procedure called an ablation that removes the endometrial lining and stops the monthly bleeding. Apparently the recovery is like. 1 day. Only caveat is it makes pregnancy very dangerous so don't do it if you want kids.
I'm on cloud nine right now.
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does heros presence hurt more when gengar thinks theyre just as bad as him or when they start to remind him more of gardevoir....
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average PQ Junpei/Yosuke interaction
Yosuke: "you're best friends with Minato, right? it's pretty nice fighting alongside your best friend all the time, right? like i'm willing to die for Yu if i have to. i just can't stop thinking about him at times. i have to protect him at all costs. he just means so much to me y'know? i can't imagine life without him. he's my partner and i'd move every mountain in the world for him if i have to. if i were a girl, i'd probably have fallen in love with him"
Junpei: "dude what the fuck"
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