#i am simping disrespectfully

[calliclassic]

this overwatch 2 voiceline dragged me back to the fandom singlehandedly.

#my art #overwatch #pharmercy #pharah #mercy #i am simping disrespectfully #i love them so much

[thewitchqueenofharrenhal]

Fancasting Oscar Isaac as Mors Martell…

Y’all know what you’re doing 😩

#i am simping disrespectfully #mors martell #dornesolstice #i am here for Latin Dorne yall

[jtl-fics]

Smalls! more simping for wymack family tree!

WIP Wednesday - 10/18/23 (Closed) | Smalls AU

"Sure, you can sit in the bleachers. I can't let you in on the team practices until they restart for next year. Still, if you want to spend some time on the court doing your own drills I'll get you a key." he says.

They turn down a residential street with charming little homes with more character than space but Janie feels herself relaxing at the sight of them. Her home back in Germany had been a tinier place than some of the mansions she had been seeing since she had woken up in the oversized hellscape that was America.

She shudders, theres just so much space here.

"Here we are." Wymack says pulling into a cute brick cottage style house with a large front porch.

#Nate u have no IDEA how much I wanna get to Smalls simping about Wymack #In front of Kevin #Just waxing poetic about him #She is looking disrespectfully but also respectfully #Kevin: can you not. Janie: shhhh I am being the worst #Smalls AU #AFTG #AFTG AU #David Wymack #Smalls - Betsy - 14 #10-18-23 WIP Wednesday #WIP Wednesday Ask Game #7

[zootopiathingz]

I'm so happy to discover another Mario simp. Please accept my humble offering 🥰

Your offering gives me great pleasure thank you☺️🤪

#that first pic👀 #i am looking disrespectfully #honestly all of them are making me go brrrrrskhkh #super mario bros movie #it’s simping for mario hours #asks #lady luxo asks

[dragonanon]

Currently salivating over Hercules from Record of Ragnarock. Don’t mind me. 🤤😫💦💦💦💦

#you can’t just give me a LITERAL textbook example of a himbo and expect me to NOT simp for him! #the man is a golden retriever in the body of a giant and i love him for it #i am looking SO disrespectfully right now #hercules #record of ragnarok #ror heracles #hercules ror #nsft

[gummybearzgocrazyagain]

due to the extreme... nandor-ness of the character, 99.9% of the time you kinda forget about the actor underneath it all, and you’re like “yeah, but that’s just our beloved undead brainless himbo” to yourself. and then once in a blue moon you accidentally come by the random shot of kayvan from literally any other thing he has been in, and you’re like “riiiiiiight” to yourself... “that’s our beloved undead brainless himbo”

#wwdits #nandermo #Kayvan Novak #nandor the relentless #Nandor #for once i am looking very disrespectfully sir #it does not work with guillermo though #cause it is impossible to forget about harvey-ness of it all #what's with the tight pants and boots and them stakes #am i simping on main..? indeed it seems like i am

[simp-for-enrico-maxwell]

“It's bad to build up your personality simply around one thing.” - I said while my whole personality on this social media is being gay who disrespectfully simps this one fictional and mentally fucked up man.

#hellsing #hellsing ultimate #enrico maxwell #simping respectfully and disrespectfully in the same time #silly little gay me #i do be simpin #hellsing anime #im a simp #i am so gay

[katyspersonal]

What do you think of Gascoigne and Viola?

Sorry for falling out on the cute ships headcanons asks, I am not used to receiving many;; But it is one of my favourite ships, actually! Not only because I am a huge sucker for ships that are actually established in canon, but also because they are just so... committed? Two children, in the middle of all this chaos?

🪓 Viola's dress is very similar to that of black Church saints/doctors, and I felt like it was an implication rather than devs being 'lazy', since not only there was an effort put into altering, but also Viola's model is unique so it is not like they reused a corpse. Whatever it is, but I think that both her and Gascoigne ditched the Healing Church - whereas still wearing the evidence of former affiliation to it. Gascoigne wears the holy shawl disrespectfully, like a shawl, and Viola cropped the dress for her convenience x) They are a sassy couple!

🎶 I like to think Viola copes with reality through raw hope, more often than not vocal about her plans about 'what we do when nights of the hunt are over' and 'where will the girls go when they grow up'. Sometimes it makes Gascoigne angry as he doesn't believe in future anymore and he has to hold back from snapping at her, other times it is the only thing that can cheer him up. He struggles to form bonds as 'everyone will become beast anyways' but Viola prefers to cherish these bonds while they last! Whatever he struggles with, if she can tone it down that's what matters. This attitude calms him often, he wishes he met more genuinely good and hopeful people like her back when he was a Father back in his home place! Inside he's troubled that in his eyes he cannot offer enough in return besides protecting her at all cost since she is not quite a hunter herself lol. As result, he constantly does nice things to her, gifts and more chores help than required and getting her whatever she as much as casually mentions, not realizing that the nicest thing he could do for her is to 'slack' on the hunt at least sometimes...

🪓 The name for the younger daughter is Dorothy, and the older Sally! Suggested by @val-of-the-north, I liked the names!

🎶 Viola kinda pouts at Gascoigne (and Henryk, who I believe is the 'grandpa' that Dorothy mentioned) for bringing his friends (the League) over, because thanks to Valtr Sally fucking wants to become a cop now -_-" Whereas Dorothy is scared of him. Viola and Valtr are having sass battle about his "bad influence" on the kids, and Gascoigne really loves seeing Viola passionate and strict like this. He thinks she is the most adorable when she is protective of her children, in big things or small.

🪓 The couple is always welcoming other people who got disillusioned about Healing Church and ready to give them advice and assistance (or even temporary shelter and social resources, depending on how much remaining Church people were pissed at the "traitor"). Henriett is one of such people, actually! I also have this awkward headcanon that both Gascoigne and Viola had the complicated period of finding her rather attractive and wrestling with themselves to not invite her in their.... ....activities uhhh. They had Guilt TM about simping for someone while being married, it is all that darn Catholic past, man. The crisis kinda subdued though and for now Henriett is just a good friend of the family! She is even a lot like an auntie for the daughters, too!

🎶 I am not downvoting the interpretation that Gascoigne killed Viola - it still has a powerful gut-punch about what that darn blood and hunt does! And it would work with importance of Viola forgetting the Music Box that tends to calm Gascoigne. But in my headcanons, Gascoigne did not do that. @heraldofcrow quite sold me on the version that murdering Viola was all part of Bloody Crow's twisted plan to drive Gascoigne, Henryk and Eileen mad (in this order)! But even if that is not included, I think it'd be huntsmen that attacked her. In either case, in my thing, Gascoigne broke because Viola was murdered, rather than murdering Viola because he broke. I am allowed one 'forgetting Music Box was just a gameplay thing and some things are so nice that blood and hunt can't ruin them' ticket!!!!

🪓 Gascoigne was actually very much distressed when his body started to show signs of beasthood. Body fur, eyes irises going white in color and vision worsening, nails becoming claws, ears sharpening... He even wanted to leave the family and go die somewhere far away, for their own safety. But Viola, knowing his habits very well, was able to identify something wrong and managed to pull the truth out of him.. She reassured him it was going to be fine, optimistic person that she is, was very loving and accepting about his metamorphoses after getting him to show her what changed, kissed him where body went 'beastly', all that. Her love and optimism actually did win him some time before going more insane.

🎶 The Music Box is actually a wedding gift from Henryk! Playing Mergo's Lullaby, it was his link to his mysterious heritage, and the reason he sought Byrgenwerth's help back then. Henryk liked Gascoigne, but never thought to confess him and Gascoigne already turned out to be in love with his adopted daughter, which of course ruined his chances and he just kept the secret between himself and Valtr. However, when Sally was born, Henryk was so happy that his broken heart got mended. They are still on very good terms, though!

🪓 Gascoigne and Viola really love doing things together, and moreover, to teach each other what they're good at! Like how Gascoigne could teach Viola to chop the wood and Viola could teach him to do knitting and embroidery. As a result, they share skills, just that one is a bit better at a skill than the other. Their daughters actually copied the dynamic of their parents here - having mostly different hobbies and vibes, they also teach one another! It is about a good example.

🎶 This dress Gascoigne did make for Viola by himself:

If it looks like it was created mostly from the curtains... well, it is because it WAS. Still, not bad for a guy who is supposedly only skilled at swinging his axe, is it? x)

🪓 They actually at times could spend hours simply chilling with each other, idly talking about good memories they shared or complimenting one another. In some days, Gascoigne will be aloof and irritable, too occupied with the thoughts of incoming night of the hunt, but even then he will be able to say a lot of nice things about how much he cares about the safety of her and the girls. They just do not get bored about ruminating on their relationship and how good their dynamics can be despite some conflicts. A type that would still have romantic dates even years into marriage in a happier setting. Again, because they just do not get 'bored'!

🎶 They both love books (Gascoigne even wrote some in his past, as a Father!), but at the same time enjoy different genres. What Gascoigne likes and wrote is more along Russian classic novels (Tolstoy, Dostoevsky, all that). You know, the Depressing Literature TM about society, war, politics, and singular people it effected. But what Viola likes is epic novels and often containing rather satirical, ruthless commentaries. However, in general Viola is about 'saying a lot with a few words' in a book, whereas Gascoigne adores the usage of full language's potential in detailed descriptions. They like discussing the books they like with one another, and sometimes their opinions on what makes a good book get so different that it becomes a passionate debate.

🪓 Viola is a type of a mom that would like her children to have hobbies and excell at something - music, art, sport, anything. And Gascoigne is a type of a dad that is concerned about his children, first of all, being street-smart and having practical skills in life. The daughters are growing up to be both resourceful and rich with interests! Lol don't you just LOVE the fact that the only way they could survive is if the Hunter doesn't even try to help? :')

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Thank you for the ask! I like this ship a whole bunch.

#bloodborne #bloodborne headcanons #father gascoigne #viola bloodborne #gascola #ask replies #gascoigne's daughters #doodles #the thing about henriett makes me cry every time dshfhds #she never learned shit #it is okay henriett you still have eileen or valtr :pensive:

[localplaguenurse]

I can’t even begin to explain why this is pantalone coded

I’m staring so disrespectfully I am simping on company time

#ask #ivy! #pantalone

[dirtyoldmanhole]

xmen97 s01e05 liveblog!

(keeping it in one post since otherwise i have a feeling it'll just be a lot of unearthly screeching :D ) behold: so much magneto simping

l m a o magneto sassing gambit in the blackbird (he lets rogue pilot omg ;;w; )

ok the magneto propoganda posters are sick ngl.

'daddy's charging pretty high rent'

THEY REALLY WENT THERE HUH LM A O

okay not magneto simping for a hot second: i really love what they've done with logan's characterization in the last few episodes; he's my dark horse favorite out of the whole gang for actually having common sense prettttty much the whole way through

did emma frost just basically say 'we need your hot mug daddy' l o lo o l o l #you said it queen (also she's hot i'd tap that)

AAOOUUUUGGHIHUGUHHOGHHHHHHHHH

WHY IS THIS FUCKER AS GOD DAMN ROMANTIC AS FUCK AS GUNTER IS

DAMN YOU SMOOTH

FUCK

'passion' ok that has to be the pg13 way of saying 'they absolutely Fucked'

blah blah blah cut to other love triangle stuff

ohey rou- OH SHIT SHE'S GONNA DO THIS CONVERSATION

SHE'S GONNA CHOOSE MAGNETO??????????????

okay rogue and gambit. can you not keep saying the word daddy. i know southerners all have a daddy complex but pls COULD YOU NOT rub it in :P :P :P

SMIRKY MAGNETO.... AUDIBLE 'OH SHIT'

SIR.................................

oh those two absolutely fucked in the flashback. the body language. holy shit.

THE OPEN SHRIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I FUCKIN. CALLED IT

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

holy shit they really just said 'they fucked in every imaginable way possible' loud and clear.

okay, to gambit's credit: he took that remarkably well in that moment. genuine respect there.

[ ASCENDED LEVEL SCREECHING AT THE GALA SCENE ]

O-OH.... MY GOD............................???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/

(also holy shit that was. really fucking hot????????)

THAT WAS NOT FUCKING PG13 LMAO

ohhhhhh my god

oh holy fuck that was hot

oh god

oh dear lord

oh my stars

t-t-t-the kiss..................................................................

i almost forgot to mention how i got the vapours at seeing suitjacket magneto but

holy

fucking

shit

HOW THE FUCK WAS IT THAT GENUINELY EROTIC FOR *MARVEL*

I ASK AGAIN: WHICH OLD MAN FUCKER OWNED THAT BUDGET

[ incomprehensible screeching]

rogneto fans absolutely fuckin won the lottery

oh my god the hand

[ had to pause it for 10 minutes to walk around the house ]

I AM UNWELL

okay plot. earth to krad. plot incoming.

WAIT...... WHAT...... NOOO?????

okay this is like some me3 level armageddon reaper shit....

[ mildly distracted by magneto in the suit jacket ]

(respectfully) daddy.............

THE WHIP TRAIN

OH MY GOD THAT SCENE WITH MY HEADCANON OF GUNTER WITH THE WHIP SJLSJKSJAHHAHJHJHSHJSHJSJHS

(disrespectfully, and full of lust) holy shITTTTTTTTTTBATTLE DAMAGE DADDY BE BACK.............................................................................

AOUOOGOHOGH..........................

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO???????

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

relax krad there's no way on earth they're killing him off for real he'll be back

DEEP BREATHS

keep calm and carry on

i'm begining to like gambit a lot in this episode against my will not gonna-

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?????? FUCK??????? YOO???

okay that looked a hell of a lot more serious

god

damn

...............

.........................................................

[ immediately rewatches to take all the gala screenshots]

#old man thirst: marvel edition #[absolutely incomprehensible ascended shrieking at the end]

[syrips]

me simping for strahd art: must look respectfully. nice hairline. lovely colors. beautiful piece.

me staring at gortash art: gort is slut. whore. i am objectifying. looking disrespectfully.

#happy simping

[batmanrogues-scenarios]

Hey I noticed that asks are open I believe

Could u do a rogues but especially Oswald cobblepot, black mask, and two face (if u could do those three/four lol really detailed that would be awesome) where they have a Harley Quinn and joker origin story but like NOT toxic or manipulative and they actually love us back( I am simping for Harvey very disrespectfully but like I also luv him to death lol)

I'm doing these 3 because I now have limit on rogues, the asks where I posted them all are from before I posted the rule.

Also I'm assuming you're talking about Therapist x Rogue (hope I'm right)

Penguin

He goes to Blackgate but they still use therapists

Is pretty chill and S/O doesn't complain but he refuses to talk

Doesn't trust them until they start showing that they care by talking to guards who doesn't treat him well

Starts having conversations with them, S/O starts feeling bad

They don't know how the hell he got their address but somehow he sends them gifts by his people

They should be freaked out but are interested why he got so attached to them

After getting out Penguin proposes to join him and S/O agrees since people don't really care about psychiatrists in Blackgate

He keeps going to them and they think it's kinda cute

Finally he ask them on date and, hey, he already got them this far what's the problem with one date?

It's end up into relationship but they don't complain

Black Mask

Honesty, sessions with him were field days for S/O

The man is cult leader he knows how to manipulate people but S/O is strong willed and doesn't fall for it

He doesn't really show respect towards them but instead of being closed off they still call him Mister, he might like it more than he shows

Starts asking about his masks to have him talk and finds them genuinely interesting; Roman is suprised by that but hey, if they can talk about anything other than psychologic bullshit he takes it

When they put on one of the masks and ask if they look good he answers they should wear it forever;

"Wouldn't you miss my face then?"

Hates to admit they're right

The flirting that happens at sessions after that, whoa! Even guards starts to pick it up and are uncomfortable

S/O gets called for a talk about it and is annoyed; they aren't being manipulated, they know how bad Roman is, they just find it interesting

They kinda had enough of Arkham already, they mostly got into psychology so they could listen to what people here have to say and they found someone who was most interesting

On their last session they said goodbye with hand sake and S/O gave him card to a cell

He finds it cute and after getting out of Arkham finds S/O

Getting their help from inside of asylum is very helpful and they like the danger

If S/O goes with him on the field they would wear the same mask they wore in office

Kinda happy when the truths comes outs, now they can be with him and feeling is mutual

Treats them like royalty

Two Face

S/O gets pretty well with Harvey, it's Two Face that's problem

Tries being soft with him but he always insults them

Just loses their patience with him and talk about it with Harvey

He tries to assure her that there's nothing they can do, Two Face is just his bad reflection to which they surprisingly disagree

Alter egos feel the same way main person does, they're different people

After flipping a coin they are meet with Two Face who looks at them differently; after some time he starts talking

S/O appreciate them both for different reasons and starts looking out for their sessions

When they break out S/O misses them, they hoped they could help

Gets suprised when Two Faces comes to them; thankfully he just wanted to talk

Not sure if they would join him but they would help if he was in trouble

#black mask x reader #two face x reader #penguin x reader #raging-bisexual-chaos #pati writes

[afreakingdork]

Ig Tact!Donnie and I are in a funny lil rivals to lovers romcom with more comedy-

Though I know that tif he got me cornered and I am unable to climb or get away my brain would jsut short circuit and go like "hot. Ur hot. So. Hot." Just staring at him like 👀 I am respectfully disrespectfully looking

Just melting because yeah This Looney Toons character is a simp and if I am unable to skedaddle I am. Dotheiejiduuwjdueh

-feral tree anon

ajhdsfdsf the 'hot ur hot' thing got me so here's a story about how much game this dork has:

One time I saw this guy at an office supply store and I was like 'bet' I'm gonna shoot my shot. So i go up to him, it's going great, he smiles at me, and my brain completely fries. I end up saying 'Woah, do you know how hot you are!?' and he just stares at me like, obviously not expecting this, and goes '....uh no?' and yeah. Nothing happened. A+ dork game, would get turned down again!

#ask #story time

[dustofthedailylife]

being the ayato simp you are you might know this already but even if so, i don’t think it’ll harm you to take another peek <3

OMGSKFHNDSJHF 🥰

I am staring very disrespectfully. Look at him and his kissable lips and soft-looking hair and sjdkfjds he is so handsome I'm sobbing. Sir, get over here right now!!

The boba earring too though, peak detail 😎

#🍁 dust mail #🍁 garden visitor: the travelling witch #🍁 dust moots #simping in broad daylight #genshin impact #ayato #he is so handsome I'm on my knees sobbing