#i can just picture it

[friendly-alien-fucker]

I am choosing to believe that aliens love fat humans in the same way that we love fat cats

#i can just picture it #love the idea of human pets in general just because...hell yes being platonically cared for #but just imagine an alien going to pick up a human and seeing my chubby ass going That One. I want That One. #It Looks Squishy #yautja #alien vs predator #💚original post💚 #slasher #alien #alien x human #monster fucker #predator yautja

[kirkybabygo]

A lil story about Lars from Metallica’s Back to the Front book

Dan Riley: That first Long Beach show, Lars decided it would be a good idea to jump from the balcony of his hotel room into the swimming pool, so he did and landed on the bottom of the pool — on his heel — and chipped a bone or something. He bruised it so badly he couldn’t walk — and he had a show that night. I was like, “Oh god, what are we going to do? I’ve got to get him to a hospital.” We drove all over LA trying to find one and ended up at Children’s Hospital, of all places. I pulled up to the front and carried Lars in on my shoulders. The attendant’s like, “Whoa, whoa! Who’s this? This is Children’s Hospital. How old is he?”

I’m like, “I don’t know, fourteen?” because Lars looked like he was fourteen, and they’re like “No he’s not!” I mean Lars...he’s got whiskers; he’s holding a beer. I said, “Okay, okay. Well, where’s the regular hospital?”

“Over there.” He was pointing across the street to the trauma center. So I drove Lars over to the trauma center.

I helped Lars to the waiting area, and it was just taking forever. I’ll never forget; this little kid came over and goes, “Hey, mister. What’s wrong with your foot?” Lars just looked at him like, “Get lost.” Only the kid wouldn’t leave. He’s like, “No, really. What happened?” just going on and on. “Hey, mister, hey mister” — just torturing Lars. I finally said, “We’ve got to go, man; you can’t just not show up.” He’s like, “Okay, okay.”

I helped him to the car and then back inside the arena, thinking, I’m probably going to wind up carrying him up on stage. Fortunately, the Lakers’ trainer was there and bandaged Lars’ foot so he was able to play. It was a good thing too because management had flown all the way out for the show.

Photos by Mark Weiss

#metallica #lars ulrich #i always laugh at this story #especially at the lil kid bothering lars #i can just picture it

[ciderbird]

The last post reminded me of something I was reading up on recently. In 1812 Alexander was forced to fire Speransky, his state secretary (who’s reforms were growing unpopular with the nobles and the tsar had to placate the public), and the latter came out of the emperor’s office after the 2 hour long interview “pale and covered in tears” and when asked said that the tears weren’t his.

Alexander really called on him to fire the man and ended up being the one crying

#I can just picture it #wouldn’t be surprised if speransky had to console him also like. who’s firing who here #can he not play the victim for 5 minutes #alexander i of russia #mikhail speransky #tsar alexander i

[charlieslovebite]

If the Paris Squad were a band, which instruments would they play and who would be the lead vocal? Charlie is drums without a doubt.

Charlie - drums Darcy - trombone Isaac - flute Tao - triangle Tara - guitar Sahar - bass guitar Nick - singer

!!

#I have no idea if im right #I can just picture it #heartstopper #nick and charlie #will gao #kizzy edgell #tobie donovan #alice oseman #joe locke #kit connor #yasmin finney #corinna brown #tao with the triangle would be hilarious to see

[ibtisams]

My father was martyred by Israel on 10 October 2023 after sacrificing his care in hospital so the injured children could take priority. Today would have been his 60th birthday. He was always selfless, kind, and giving for others. My father gave up everything for me to be able to have a better life, because that is what he always dreamed for me and my sister. The world suffered a great loss when he died, and my heart is always with him and every Palestinian who has lost someone.

In his honour and memory, I would love for anyone who is able to do so to consider donating to The Palestine Children’s Relief Fund.

The PCRF is an amazing organisation that does so much for those in Gaza right now, including helping provide food, water and medicine. You can donate any amount you are able to- there is no minimum! My father would have given his very last cent if he saw the way Palestine was continuing to suffer after over 100 days with this limited aid, so I know celebrating him by helping others is the least he would have wanted.

I saw @parrot-parent do a very successful donation match and I thought it was such a good idea so I will also match all donations up to $500! If you feel comfortable sending me proof of the amount of your donation, I will match it as a donation at the end of February. (My messages are set to mutuals only, but if you donate and we aren’t mutuals if you send an ask with the proof I will make sure to answer it privately.)

#can you tell my baby pictures with him are my favourite 🙂 #sorry this is so long and emotional I just knew I wanted to do something in celebration of his birthday #and he really was the most selfless person so helping others through his memory is a perfect way to do so #if no one sends me their proof of donations I will just donate $500 at the end of the month 👍 #🦢

[dykemoro]

#poll #polls #for me i can vaguely remember it and i've seen new pictures of it remodeled and they kiiiiinda add up with my snippets of memory #except obviously some things have been changed #the most important thing though is that we were out in the middle of nowhere in the woods #my parents built the house themselves with friends #and it had a little side apartment for my brother who had just turned 12 when i was born #fun fact: my mom went into labor with me (a month early) literally the day they moved in

[kylejsugarman]

only thing i know for certain is that if "breaking bad" took place during modern times, jesse would've used his cash to buy a drone and there would've been a sick ass sequence filmed from drone perspective and one episode cold open would've been all scary and sinister and it would end with an ominous shot of the drone laying all crushed and fucked up on the floor to imply harm done to jesse. and it would be really sad

#syd squeaks #he'd still have a roomba i think bc thats just a good investment. its good technology. it vacuums for u #but i can so easily picture sad drone all fucked up #breaking bad #jesse pinkman

[percabetn]

i can’t stop thinking about how annabeth e-mailed percy the photo of her at dc but this doofus decided to print it and put it in his notebook to stare at her whenever he could. talk about dedication

#pjo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #pjo series #the sea of monsters #txt #this won’t be the last time i talk about this so just bear w me #he’s the kind of person who has a cork board in his room with pictures of his gf and him just to stare at them whenever he can #100 #500 #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k #6k

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael still has beef with Ennard in FNAF…

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #fnaf vanessa #fnaf vanny #ennard #security breach #fnaf fanart #ONCE AGAIN fazbear entertainment makes marketable characters out of Michael’s trauma #Ennard is so heavily featured in the VR games #and even has a cardboard cutout in the pizzaplex #I just know Michael would be so annoyed by this #literally the worst moment of his life and now kids can take pictures with em #Vanessa once again has to explain it to Michael #but truly she just works here none of this was her choice 💀 #love Vanessa and Michael talking they are such a funny duo

[braxiatel]

You mean to tell me that Grian actually named his bow “his charm and good looks” canonically with his whole entire grick? You mean to tell me he ACTUALLY killed Scar and it showed up in chat as “Goodtimewithscar was killed by Grian using his charm and good looks” ??? Right in front of every other hermit on this good christian minecraft server??????? What in the homosexuality is going on I thought that was a fan edit,,,,,,

#Grian is one of the most characters ever #you know that he must have felt to proud of himself for that one #I can just picture his smug little face #obligatory I am talking about the characters not the content creators tag #hermitcraft #Hermitcraft spoilers #Grian #hermitshipping #scarian #mcyt #the void collection

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

#my art #feralnette au #birds of a feather #long tags #sorry I went apeshit in the tags #LETS SAY IT ALL TOGETHER NOW #I - M - A - G - OOOOOOOOO #its fun drawing marinette's back to Alya and having her appear stout and unstoppable and totally logical #and then you see her face and she's like two seconds from completely snapping and is keeping it together by a thread #as a note just because mari feels very certainly abt smth doesnt mean she's right. feelings can be valid and also irrational #in the throes of grief she decided it was better to be alone than to lose someone again so she started pulling away #and lila made pulling away very very very easy to do #shes also vaguely aware she's being unfair in pinning this on alya which is why she started spinning the drain on cockmoth again #legitimately all the shit that's happened to her wouldn't have been so catastrophic if he was never in the picture and she knows it #but the bitterness of her bestie choosing a fantastic liar over her at the worst of times stiiiiiings #alya's personal timing was bad but lila really took advantage of the fact that marinette had been acting off and weird #she basically clocked marinette as being unstable from SOMETHING and made up a lie about her #knowing she wouldn't have the strength to defend herself #between her social life going tachy bc of lila and losing fu in a way that felt like personhood death marinette was really put on the spot #and alya doing her thing of busting in there and assuming her bias is correct was a terrible combo #essentially marinette is highly unstable and alya is just realizing that #busting in and giving her a lecture when she's slightly hysterical and definitely delirious from exhaustion is NOT the way #to show her she's self sabotaging #cuz thats just gonna make her double down on self sabotaging. bc marinette will not accept that she is also a CHIIIIILD

[ribbittrobbit]

#d20 fantasy high #fig faeth #fig and the sig figs #i have no self restrain whatsoever i shouldnt be up/ doing this but here i am #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #ribbittrobbit #fantasy high #i should have included gorgug more but i couldn't figure out the composition and this was just as far as my brain can go #i have so many pictures of hayley williams now bec i was looking for dramatic lighting and a person with bangs #anyway #yeah #this happened #d20 fanart

[taichouu]

My favorite Ygo Fandom phenomenon is people editing cards out of anime caps so it just looks like the duelist is flipping the bird

#i need more. send them my way please #yugioh #actually i should just make my own. wtf i can do that #stay tuned #tai talks #that y!marik picture is my favorite ever like im obsessed with it

[roe-oo]

🌸 🚂☁️☁️☁️

#havin fun with colors today #don’t think I’ve ever uploaded like a neatly rendered picture on here trust me guys I can do it ok :( just no time recently #mcyt #mcyt fanart #hermitcraft #grian #grian fanart #gtws #desert duo #roe.art #hermitcraft season 10 #goodtimeswithscar

[ryllen]

giri chocolate x ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞

#happy almost valentine; pov they are receiving chocolates from you #i saw the reference pics and thought of the first year instantly (◕‿◕)♡ #twisted wonderland #twst #deuce spade #ace trappola #sebek zigvolt #jack howl #epel felmier #twst grim #fanart #valentine #chocolate #the number of people are just right ! #u can keep playing the picture in rotation #which is fun !

[vmkhoneyy]

I think if I could be the kind stranger in someone’s memory, that’d be enough.

#sometimes I really sit and think about how much impact the sweet strangers in my life have had on me #thatve helped me keep going without ever knowing just how fucking miserable I was before them #like how can I ever repay the family that drew pictures and left them at my door as an apology for all the noise #the man who held the train door for me even after I slowed down bc I didn’t think I’d make it #the girl who held my hand at the beach because the waves were too strong for both of us to stand on our own #the nurse that charged my phone when I was at the hospital #like???? #humans are good actually #hopecore #hopepunk #the indomitable human spirit