#i got the zoomies in my brain

[whumpy-wyrms]

giving all your ocs the alien ikea plushie. shrinking two of them a little bit for basil and sasha

anton loves it so much he says thank u

#he’s got them alien autistic eyes #they’re matching #okay i might draw a tiny one for basil but who knows idk dude i’ve drawn like five things today already and it’s only noon #i thought anton needed some comfort. yes #yeah anton needs comfort dews totally fine he can wait #anton’s alien coded he loves this so fucking much he’s so happy #canon #this is canon #vell you mailed this to anton’s cabin and. he doesn’t know how it got there but he loves it #my art #tllr art #anton oc #ask #i’m insane today i’m so fucking hyper #i got the zoomies in my brain #the brain zoomies #i don’t know what to tag this art but i’m super proud of it #hope u all like this silly anton drawing. there’s so much more where that came from #woke up today and chose art #woke up and was suddenly graced with godly art powers and i can’t STOP drawing!!!! yay!!!!!!! #including some stuff that i might never post but yippee!!!! i love art!!!!! #favorite drawing of anton i’ve ever made #hope u all like it

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

(Alright here's da deal friends, I'm gonna be annoying with the OOC for a hot sec, bc there's some silly mod questions and some theories in the inbox and I wanna acknowledge them!

And then I'll close the askbox for a little bit to get the story moving, bc I have a bunch of drafted asks backlogged and they gotta come out!!!)

#ooc post #sorry not sorry for all the ooc I got brain zoomies and no one to talk to!!! #well besides my cat but he's eeping!!! #no set time for the askbox closing so get any burning questions in soon if you wanna!

[spiderwarden]

i.. have ADHD restlessness I think. I'm gonna go clean something then I'll be back.

#[ 🕷️ ] —— out of character #[ my legs bouncing like it's got a mind of its own GDI BRAIN LET ME WRITE. ] #[ so i gota few planned replies i got in mind for today for the dhampire oc named dronia- and then some shi'n and the last kiss meme i wann #do and then hopefully get to DMs when i get back. ] #[ right now i got the adhd physical zoomies ]

[jcryptid]

Currently in a state of 'stumbled across an old fic idea' that has me, for some indescernable reason, seized by the motivation gremlin late at night on what is technically monday morning

#spoiler alert it's a voltron fic #c'mon it's always a voltron fic #got the writer zoomies #got the writer zoomies for my MHA fic too it's just #it appened like a month ago #hyperfixation go brrrrr #this is what happens when i read too many whump fics #update for my bad things happen bingo challenge i guess?? #shit man i dunno #this is as far from an offical committment to a writing challenge as you can get but that's what i'm calling it nerds #can someone tell me how the fuck I'm supposed to spark this shit at will? #because it's really annoying being at teh whims of whatever the hell my brain wants to do in the moment

[wiidoodles]

pacing back and forth like a befuddled detective

I need to be weirder I need to be a bigger freak

#wii rambles #ive got the zoomies sorry #genuinely gotten to a point of just enjoying art again but the probelm is my brain is faster than my hands so im left feeling restless #because i wanna get THIS piece done BUT WAIT I HAVE A NEW IDEA #BUT WAIT I LLOOOOVE THIS FIC I NEED TO MAKE ART OF IT #BUT WAIT #THERE ARE OTHER FANDOMS I WANT TO SHOW SOME LOVE TOO #HELP

[polteergeistt]

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#ermm #this is awkward #so #the zoomies #i mean it was fun while it lasted #kinda fried my brain a bit #i might've gone a bit depressed today #but i've gone through the files of [what gave me ptsd] #and it was not a fun time #yeah #im dumb but i got my dog with me #i love my dog #im glad i got her #today was one of those days #i played guitar for a bit so i feel better now #take care of urselves loves #sorry mom #polteergeistt delete

[heffrondriving]

oh well, at least seeing my fave boys re-recording paralyzed in the studio instantly cheered me up ahh ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა they just sound so good and never miss with those stunning vocals!!! 💖 istg if this song doesn't happen bc of all this brainrot tomfoolery abt it i'm going to throw hands >:((

#kendall in his Cool Dad™ shades aND HIS LIL BEARD STROKE BEFORE SINGING GOT ME FLOORED TALENT IS STORED IN THE SCHMIDT SCRUFF CONFIRMED!!!! #also the way ken smiles proudly at carlos and claps while he kills it on the mic;; my soul is entirely cleansed +1000 kenlos love hp :'>✨ #ALSO YESSS FINALLY JUSTICE FOR MORE CARLOS SONG PARTS PLEASE AND THANK YOU VV MUCH!!! <3 #i never really talked abt it here but please know that his chorus in honey is one of my most favourite things in the world ever and it's a #HUGE reason why honey is my most fave new btr song so far. smth about it just itches my brain and sends me into excited zoomies like a pup #my hopes for this is that they really amp the new instrumentals. like proper rock levels with distorted guitars and crunchier mixing ykyk #make us really feel that hype!!! it's one of the main reasons paralyzed has never quite been up there for me but that's only bc i'm an emo #pop-punker metalhead loser with too many expectations who's been dying to cover said song in a mad post-hardcore style forever so yeah #i wamnt them to release paralyzed so bad;; if y'all asinine fucks screwed this for everyone up big time i am going to turn into the joker ! #n e way *makes shitty meme on my directly on my google photos to cope with the online stress and dreadful waiting and hits post* #btr #big time rush #kendall schmidt #carlos penavega #paralyzed #song #video #rusher #stop it forever #big time songs #good luck loverboy #do pretty girl don't speak

[slowdesire]

my two biggest interests in the whole wide world intersecting this friday night

#i was browsing a bookstore my aunt gave me a gift card for and wasn't even looking for the succession scripts #but i chanced upon it and got the LAST COPY omg #and with my discount card it cost just enough to use up everything in the gift card which is insane this is fated #the skz album i preordered in may lol #my brain having the zoomies when i got home succession s3 script in hand to find out my album arrived while i was out #lumine.txt

[queer-enderdragon]

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*slides this in your general direction* hiii

#i feel like i either need to run around my house to get the zoomies out or lay down in the floor to recalibrate like a wii remote #anyways hi update time #my drawings #grian #watcher grian #winged grian #hermitcraft au #between codes au #between codes comic #also thats my girl <3 my dear semi-plot relevant lad #n oh god i just realized i'll need to update posts with links n shit everytime i postttt despair.... #edit: pinning bc i'll update soon! brain got hands but so do i!!! fuck it- we ball

[narzissenkreuz-ordo]

met with my new therapist and oh my god i already love her. i had a hell of a time navigating kaiser's hellscape website to even get into the video call and we STILL had technical difficulties and was scrambling to type in the chat so i kept going AAAA I CANT HEAR U HERES MY PHONE NUMBER. technology difficulties make for good ice breakers ngl

#i got referred to an insomnia group therapy deal since ive had chronic insomnia the past year because i Cant turn my brain off #its not even bad thoughts its just like zoomies in my brain abt thing i wanna create and genshin/hsr/oc things #yappin

[hartigays]

when my bucky barnes obsession makes its yearly rounds and flings me into hyperfixation mode once again

#he hibernates in my brain and then i watch one (1) piece of marvel media and suddenly he’s got the fuckin zoomies in my brain #i’ve been like this since 2012. when will my suffering end (re: when will he give me his hand in marriage) #sarah speaks

[aquiusf]

I have finally decided to try and get an official ADHD diagnosis... here's hoping that it actually works and I can start functioning

#adhd #audhd #undiagnosed adhd #mentally fucked #mentally ill #i need a grippy sock vacation #i got a hundred problems and my mental illness is all of them #can i function please #brain zoomies

[syrinq]

my ass turning into the moai statue 🗿 with accompanied *VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT* when i realise i took ''a symptom of autism is taking things literally'' literally as in sarcasm/jokes/metaphors only but it.

yeah no it turns out it's more than that. wow who could've guessed

🗿 *VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT* *VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT* *VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT* 🗿

#COMORBID SYMPTOMS MY FUCKING BEHATED!!!!!!!!! WAUGH #sy.txt #prime example is apparently doing a uni assignment different than anyone for the 1st time in the entire history of the course #and it was told to me aS IF iT wAS a bAD ThINg #'oh we should hangout some time'. WELL WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING SAY IT WAS NICE TO TALK INSTEAD OF. YOU KNOW!!!! GOD!!! #my 11yo? ass when i'm supposed to note down my step-by-step thinking guide on how i got my answer in any maths test ever. WELL TELL ME DAMN #i'm going to fucking smash everyone with a rock walking around that damn bush #or the entire 'it's a dick move if you talk about yourself too much' ME CONSTANTLY GAUGING IF ME TALKING ABOUT MYSELF IS TOO MUCH OR NOT #IN ANY CONVO EVER. WAIT IS IT APPROPRIATE TO DO??? UH. ITHINK SO???? #🗿 *VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT* FEELING RESTLESS ISN'T ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY HAVING THE ZOOMIES YOU DIPSHIT #🗿 *VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT* NOR DO YOU FULLY KNOW THE MEANING OF ANY FEELING EVER UNLESS IT'S LITERALLY EXPLAINED HOW IT'S EXPERIENCED #🗿 *VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT* DO I FEEL ACCOMPLISHMENT? DO I FEEL STRESSED OUT? DO I FEEL BURNOUT? IDK YOU TELL ME BUDDY! #🗿 *VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT* IF I PHYSICALLY CAN'T BE A KILLER ROBOT OR WHATEVER I GUESS IT'LL DO IN MY BRAIN LIKE THIS???? *KIDS YAY! NOISE* #FUCK I JUST RMEMBERED. MIFFY THE BUNNY (NIJNTJE IN DUTCH) WAS ORIGINALLY MADE BY DICK BRUNA #HOLLAND WITH A STORE CALLED 'BRUNA': WAIT SO YOU MEAN THE STORE MADE THE BUNNY. OOH. OH OK #LIKE IT MADE SENSE TO ME BECAUSE IT'S A BOOKSTORE AND NIJNTJE HAS BOOKS SO LIKE. YOU KNOW. 5YO ADOPTED A HEADCANON THAT DAY

[jinjeriffic]

DC x DP prompt/ficlet

Throwing my hat in the ring with this idea that has been doing the zoomies in my brain for days. The Tim/Danny Accidental Ghost Marriage to Fake Dating to Friends to Lovers AU:

Pariah Dark was a piece of shit. Before his imprisonment, mortals would sometimes manage to bargain with the Ghost King for scraps of power. One of the "standard" deals was to send PD a "Bride" to play with and feed on (because I HC he feeds on fear and pain) and what better way than a little mortal battery that couldn't get away from him? The deal was sealed with a cursed amulet. Now in one instance, the contract was never fulfilled (maybe the petitioner died before he could complete his half) and the amulet was lost. After Pariah was imprisoned and couldn't make deals anymore the knowledge of the rituals needed was gradually forgotten since they didn't work anymore...

Eventually the amulet gets dug up by archeologists (maybe in Egypt or Mesopotamia?) and ends up in a traveling exhibit in Gotham. A Rogue robs the place (Riddler? Two-Face? doesn't really matter). When the Bats show up to foil the robbery, during the fight with the goons a drop of Red Robin's blood gets on the amulet, there's a blinding flash of green light and the amulet is suddenly glued to him.

While everyone is dazed by the ghostly magic flashbang, Fright Knight pops out of a portal, yoinks Red Robin across his saddle and jumps back through the portal before anyone can stop him. Cue the Bats trying to frantically figure out what in the multi-dimensional occult hell happened and where RR went?!

Meanwhile, Danny is disturbed to receive a ghostly missive in his college dorm to tell him that his Mail Order Bride has been delivered to his Ghost Zone Palace and is awaiting him so they can consummate their Unholy Matrimony.

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Danny: Wtf I have to study I don't have time to get MARRIED

Fright Knight: I'm sorry my liege, but according to the laws of ghosts, gods and magic you already ARE

Danny: Wtf. How did this happen?

RR: I would like to know that too

Danny: Oh shit, you're a superhero. Frighty, you can't just kidnap people! Especially not SUPERHEROES!

RR: While that's good to hear, I would really like to know about this supposed marriage..?

FK: I am not aware of the exact details, I was merely summoned to retrieve the Bride of the Ghost King. There used to be standard magical contracts for this, which went into effect when the Bride bled on the King's Token...

RR: Shit

Danny: Hold on, PARIAH got married? Multiple times??

FK: ...but we can always consult the Royal Archivist, if we can dig him out from under the several thousand years worth of paperwork that piled up while there was no King actively ruling...

Danny: Oh ancients, am I gonna have to deal with that?? I have exams to prepare for, dude!

RR: ...the dead still have to do exams? And paperwork?? *horror*

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Some time and explanations later...

Royal Archivist: It took some digging, but I believe I have found the contract in question. You are one Timothy Drake-Wayne, correct?

Tim: Fml

RA: Ahem. The contract was sealed with your mortal blood, as is standard procedure. Congratulations, you are officially King-Consort of the Infinite Realms! Until death do you part, and all that

Danny: Can I see that contract? ...This isn't in English

RA: Oh dear, looks like we will have to schedule your Royal Highness classes in reading cuneiform/hieroglyphics

Tim: Okay, does it say anywhere in that contract how to dissolve it? What's the procedure for a ghost divorce? Fright Knight mentioned the previous king being married multiple times

RA: Well usually, when Pariah tired of a consort he would simply devour their soul...

Danny: Ewwwww I am so not doing that

Tim: I concur. I can't imagine my soul would taste good anyway

Danny: That's what you took from that??

RA: ...but when you die and your soul passes into the Afterlife proper, the contract will be fulfilled. As long as you're not resurrected again.

Tim: Nuts, there goes that loophole

RA: Until then you are the Consort and duty-bound to fulfill his Royal Highness' every whim; ghostly, spiritual, carnal...

Danny: *sinks through the floor in embarrassment*

Tim: Can't he just... release me from the contract? Take the amulet off me or something?

RA: Not without obliterating your soul, no

Danny and Tim: Fuck

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Some time later, while Danny is away consulting other ghosts on possible ways of dissolving the contract, they discover the nasty little clause that if Tim isn't in regular physical contact with Danny the amulet starts draining his life force. To prevent victims from escaping you see... Danny really really hates Pariah right now.

They eventually return to the mortal plane to explain to the Batfam what the hell is going on and that they're still trying to fix it. In the meantime, Danny can't miss any more classes (studying areospace engineering at MIT or sth) and Tim has to stick close to him because of the curse...

Alfred: Oh dear, looks like Master Timothy will have to go to college after all *unflappable British Smugness*

Bruce pulls a lot of strings to fast track Tim getting his high school diploma and let him attend classes with Danny (he's not officially enrolled yet, but Money, Dear Boy). They never know when Danny has to respond to a ghost emergency or Red Robin to a Bat emergency, so they stay pretty much joined at the hip in their civilian lives. Of course there's gonna be rumors. Why did the Wayne CEO suddenly drop everything to go to college? So they make up a story about Danny and Tim having been secret boyfriends for a while and Tim becoming so smitten that he moves with him to Boston...

Cue the fake dates, interviews with magazines, couple photoshoots to really sell the bit... and the two young men gradually becoming friends... and then "Feelings?? But what do I do?? He was forced into this?" etc.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dc x dp crossover #dc x dp prompt #danny phantom #tim drake #red robin #danny fenton #ficlet #batman #batfam #accidental marriage #arranged marriage

[sucre-blue]

im just. spinning my wheels yk yk

#i took a caffeine pill so my brain is at all cylinders but i get off work in 15 mins so all the cylinders are occupied with that #i got zoomies so bad let me out let me out let me out i cant wiggle my feet fast enough #and of course i spent all day on tumblr even tho i told myself i wouldnt 😔 #ztext #im BORED and busy at the same time why must i be trapped in such paradox

[the-breloominati]

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#lowkey thinking about starting a weekly courier sideblog where i try to draw at least 1 courier a week #he needs CONTENT and if i have to make it myself i guess i will #but tbh i got the idea when my brain was doing the restless zoomies (y'know like. feeling like you have to do something) so. we'll see