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thatdeadaquarius · 1 year

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PLS YOU’RE SO FUNNY your pspspsps is too strong I’m back with more asks hello how are you I’m loving your takes on sagau! I thought of a contribution by the power of the pspsps imagine like the languages in teyvat are based on the nations’ real life counterparts (like Japanese for Inazuma) but like only loosely. So creator knows like exactly 3 words in Japanese and think they’re gonna take that and somehow make it work but they get there and understand NOTHING. They finally understand like one word but turns out it means something completely different in this version of “Japanese” so they think someone told them hi and they said hi back but they’re just going around saying “fuck” and no one wants to tell them

ANOTHER ONE YUHSSS LURING BACK IN FOR MORE im doing well tysm for asking ya flatterer!!

aw u think im funny??!! 🥰 well geez here i thought i was just going feral over sagau/isekai genshin stuff and it was like a dam burst and all yall were just coming down with me funny or not 🤷‍♂️

(Hey askers look ive got cookies 🍪🍪🍪 :) if u ask smth ill give u one!!)

Nice to know the humor translates, but holy fuck this ask is like 10x funnier than anything ive written so far or come up with LMAO PLEASE NO ONE WANTS TO TELL YOU-

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This is exactly what Portugese vs. Spanish is like i stg

Im not fluent yet but i know a decent amount of spanish at this point, but when i was first learning it i ran into some Portuguese and couldnt really read it and was like?? Oh ok maybe this is too many vocab words i dont get yet, and showed it to another person who spoke some Spanish and they were like ".. Uh, wtf is that?? What is that???🧐😟 Thats not even Spanish, but why is it almost???" And they just kept trying to read it so hard bc they thought it was so close it should work 😭

Anyway the point is i feel like that is just you in this scenario over and over again lol

Its like teaching a little kid language and they happen to pick up the cusswords the best,

Omfg ur around Beidou about to head to Inazuma (bc i like to think u traveling with Aether/Lumine and they r sweet enough not to abandon ur weird ass)

And Beidou just keeps cussing in Liyue's-almost-Mandarian-Chinese-but-not, and ur like trying to pick smth up bc it sucks none of ur little bits and pieces of lang. from ur world have worked so far, and she keeps saying this one word over and over again, to this angry looking Liyue guy, oh hey wait a minute, that's the Mandarin word for "hello"!! Maybe she's using it sarcastically?? She smiled afterward, oh Kazuha's laughing!! Maybe it means smth different? But they still look positive abt it so eh, cant hurt, and you sort of know how to say it!!

"你好 !! (nǐhǎo)", you do a little wave too :)

(I just used straight mandarin for this pls tell me if not right-)

Hey you did it! Sort of, you didn't really do the tones right, and you look over to see if they got it, and oop-

Everybody froze and looked at you, before Beidou starts screaming laughing, Kazhua's wheezing so hard he's leaning on a barrel nearby, the traveler is trying to keep it together, but u can see Beidou's ridiculous laugh is contagious and is spreading rapidly to crew members and to the traveler,,

The angry Liyuean man no longer looks angry, oh, he's leaving, welp, you can tell u did smth funny, but u havent a clue what u actually said

Every now and then Beidou will come up to you and try to teach u more Liyuean words, but anytime the traveler sees it they shoo her off, she has a shit-eating grin on her face, while the traveler looks unamused or is at least trying to hide their amusement

(There r so many characters that will take advantage of this and only try to teach you cuss words, at least at first, CHILDE, kaveh, VENTI, Itto, BEIDOU, Xinqiu the little prankster, ppl i can think of quickly god i gotta look at a character list)

Beidou BEAMS anytime u say "nîhâo" now, and gives u a thumbs up everytime 👍

You learn much later that you probably should just give up trying to say any of your world's lang. That sound equivalent to each genshin country's lang. bc apparently the few words you know from them are either random shit like "egg, bowl, etc." Or straight up explicit "fuck, shit, piss etc."

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I didnt have too much to add bc that is a GREAT AND HILARIOUS idea all on its own (esp if u did it in front of more serious characters or situation)

So pls forgive if lackluster writing happened!!

THANK YOU FOR THE ASK!! COME AGAIN!! AND YOU'LL GET A FREE COOKIE!! :]

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Cheers,

🌒🌧🌊Aquarius♒️🌌🌘

#genshin imagines #genshin impact #sagau #gender neutral reader #genshin sagau #genshin sagau ideas #my asks #ask box open #please send asks #come hither #i have cookies #pspspspsps #genshin isekai #genshin god reader

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cerealforkart · 6 months

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Cool facts about me that I somehow never noticed before: I have two moles on my neck that look like I got bit by a vampire

#noodly #it’s a me night #I’m lounging #I have spaghetti #I have cookies #I have a sword #I’m about to watch the muppets Christmas Carol #I’m learning I became a vampire at some point

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akkariynn-tries-her-best · 2 years

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-I am no longer sane- our lord and savior sitting on his throne x”D I loved this scene and I hope we will get it remastered in march teehee have a nice day

#leon s kennedy #las plagas #los illuminados #re4 #re 4 #leon re 4 #leon scott kennedy #leon kennedy #leon fanart #capcom #game #video game #digital drawing #my art #please join my leon kennedy cult #i have cookies #resident evil #re fanart

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derpyjayistired · 2 months

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I dunno how to tumblr

I'm new to tumblr and don't really know how to interact with people. Like I've seen the memes on Bettina levys channel and want to be a part of that but I dunno how. I'm coming from twitter and tumblr is way different. I feel like twitter is like a toxic work place where drama is everywhere but there are those two people you work with that you actually get along with. With tumblr it feels like a pool party and people are showing eachother stuff like their cool rock collection and then proceed to make the most cursed blessed funny statement I have ever heard. I have no idea how to interact and would like tips

#Tumblr #How do I tumblr #Do I throw bread to attract people like ducks #I have cookies #They're pretty good

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crimsontentacles · 2 months

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I don't have many bots following me anymore (thank god) but more and more often I see a new follower, I click the blog to do a quick Are You Human Assessment (Bladerunner much), and am left with a lingering sense of "but why...?"

Its like seeing a sweet old lady wandering into an indie metal band practice and just happily sitting in the corner with her knitting. How did she get here. I hope she's happy. Why is she still here. Im glad but also???????

#crimson talks #that being said i appreciate all of you #welcome #i have cookies

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six-demon-bag · 8 months

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its time for my weekly request for someone to visit me with a nail gun!

#guess what! i have a nail gun actually #all you need to do is show up!#i have cookies #sixdemon nonsense

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sunfoxfic · 2 years

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I went to the RA and had a conversation about the people across the hall and I was SO brave about it and I should get a cookie

#WAIT #I HAVE COOKIES #thank u mom for sending me cookies #(<- she is not on tumblr)#rambles

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