#THATS JUST HOW THE COOKIE CRUMBLES

[cheese-water]

he is the only funny person on the damn app

#charlie slimecicle #slimecicle #twitter #look who made me laugh out loud again… #OKAY LOOK for as long as it takes tumblr to discover the enigma that is Charlie Slimecicle #I will continue to post funny gloopy gunky guy propaganda #THATS JUST HOW THE COOKIE CRUMBLES #If it takes me scrolling through twitter everyday to do it the so be it #We all have to make sacrifices lmao #but thank you fellow slime enjoyers for spreading my message previously #it’s really sweet seeing the collective enjoyment over slimecicle on my post of all things #<3 #quackity #qsmp #juanaflippa

[that-dumbass-rabbit]

I think I can be honest with people irl

*is honest with an outer circle friend*

*gets a little bit judged*

OH OK NEVER AGAIN I GUESS

#tHaTs JuSt HoW tHe CoOkIe CrUmBlEs #I talked to an outer circle friend first because sometimes saying things is #SCARY #but uh yk we cry a little bit and #KEEP ON SLAYINGGGGG YAAAAAHHH

[lokh]

its basket!

#other poster wont get done thats just how the cookie crumbles #bridget guilty gear #guilty gear #guilty gear strive #art

[fauvester]

welcoming cardassia’s newest alien doctor at the docking port!

au where they kept in contact via subspace letters and struck up an epistolary long distance relationship until julian took a position on cardassia prime to be with his bf..

#dee s 9 #garashir #theyve never even held HANDS we are at JANE AUSTEN LEVELS OF PHYSICAL REPRESSION #it’s all been This Is How You Win The Time War ass love letters and grainy space zoom calls #garak going in for a smile and a firm handshake. bashir like haha its spidermonkey time baby. thats love #this just in Castellan elect seen snogging IN PUBLIC with a ALIEN. with TONGUE #anyways I promise I can draw then in other views than Profile. but this has truly been How the cookie crumbles this month #and I do love their silhouettes… oof #i synthesize one meal on this ship and if you dont like it there's always gragh

[pahtoosh]

Can you write Bucky Barnes x little reader where he playfully tickles her with his mouth (kisses, raspberries, gnawing/biting)?

mouthed and dangerous

masterlist

18+

wc: ~460 words

warnings: lots of kisses! ticklish reader, fluff, deep questions about birds.

a/n: get it? like ‘armed and dangerous’? hehe

pairing: mafia!daddy!bucky x gn!little!reader

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“Daddy? Do you think a real pelican can hold Marlin and Dory in his mouth and not eat them like Nigel?”

Bucky opened and then closed his mouth. It wasn’t often that the mafia boss was rendered speechless, but you managed to catch him off guard. “That’s a good question, angel. Maybe you should ask Sammy the next time you see him.”

You nodded and snuggled back into Bucky. Sam liked birds, surely he would have some ideas on the realism of Finding Nemo. You tried focusing on the movie but it was difficult with Bucky tapping his foot. You were sitting on his lap and the movement sent vibrations throughout your body. He’d been fidgeting a lot for the past few minutes.

“Daddyyy, stop bouncin’. I wanna see Nemo.”

“Oh, sorry baby.” He stopped bouncing his leg but then replaced the habit by toying with your hands.

“Dada!” you giggled. “No more! It tickles.”

If you weren’t facing the other direction, you would’ve seen the mischievous glint in Bucky’s eyes.

“Does it now?”

“Yeah. And I wanna wa-“ your squeal cut off the rest of that sentence.

Bucky was full-on tickling your sides now. You flopped onto your side on the couch, still laughing and trying to escape.

He mirrored your position and held your wrists by your head, trapping you. He blew a raspberry on your belly, making you shake with laughter.

Then, he grinned down and leaned in to give you a kiss. It seemed innocent enough and you even thought you were free from his assault but then he playfully nipped at your jaw and collarbone.

“Nooo! No bite, Dada!”

He looked at you incredulously. “No bite? What can Daddy do then?”

You thought about it for a second. “Kiss!” You thought you were so smart, but Bucky had a taste of your infectious laughter and he wasn’t going to stop just yet. He placed a bunch of featherlight kisses in the crook of your neck. The brush of his lips and breath made you giggle so much it was nearly silent. He called this your “sweet spot” because any tickling in this area rendered you a useless puddle.

Finally, you managed to choke out “N- no more. No more kiss.”

Bucky obeyed your wishes and stopped his attack. You looked at each other, just trying to catch your breath.

“Can Daddy have one more kiss?” he asked.

A beat of silence passed.

“Just one,” you said, nervously.

He gave you a soft peck on the lips and then helped you sit back up.

“Do you wanna keep watching the movie, angel?”

You shook your head. “Maybe just more cuddles. And more kisses. But no tickle!”

Bucky laughed. “Okay, baby. No more tickles, Daddy’s had his fill.”

#bucky x little!reader #daddy!bucky x little!reader #gn!little!reader #mafia!bucky x little!reader #mafia!daddy!bucky x gn!little!reader #drabble #fluff #tickles #tickling #sfw regression #agere fic #littlespace fics #mouthed and dangerous #mouthed-and-dangerous #toosh writes #i hope you like this anon! #i wish it wasn’t so short but thats just how the cookie crumbles #requests

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Ello! Me and my friend like to scroll through your blog in the morning on the bus and I think you might have blocked her account by accident! Cause she cant follow you or check your blog, her username is @basementkid000 I believe so if ya could check to see if ya blocked her that would be appreciated

not only can i not find that blog in my block list, but it also doesn't show up when i search! sounds like there's a problem on your friend's end

#if i did but cant undo it - sorry! #if her blog was untitled w/ a default icon... well thats just how the cookie crumbles unfortunately :/ #but really though - tumblr is telling me the blog just straight up doesnt exist #i Can see blogs that ive blocked. so. yeah #i hope she figures it out! that sucks! #rambles from the bog

[veilkeeper]

hey is there an option to let astarion choose what to do without player input when it comes time to confront cazador

#bc if so im clicking it and if it leads to ascendant astarion well. thats just how the cookie crumbles.

[sunburstsandmoonshadows]

hello hi hello!

this here is a sneak peak of my full bloodkeep piece for @d20megazine!! a lovely project featuring art and fics about every d20 property that aired before its production, including this spidery work and a bloodkeep fic, also by moi.

i had a blast making this and seeing everyone else's work, so please consider checking out the full zine and placing an order! you can get it physically or digitally here. (also there are fun merch bundles.)

all profits gained from the zine will be going to the transgender law center, a very important organization to support at the moment! even if you don't buy the d20 zine, consider donating to them yourself.

ciao!

#dimension 20 #d20 #escape from the bloodkeep #eftbk #lilith #erica ishii #d20megazine #d20 fanart #yes i realize my username shortens to s&m #unfortunately thats just how the cookie crumbles

[mcytnpcshowdown]

like half of these are player characters

by my math, 35% are minecraft mobs, 33% are admins controlled npcs, 12% are inanimate objects, 6% are custom coded NPCs and the remaining are 14% are alter egoes or npcs-esque players!

#i DO concede that some of these characters may not be npcs in a lot of peoples eyes but thats just how the cookie crumbles #asks

[irisgoesgardening]

CRYSTALLIZED FANS HOW ARE WE FEELING ABOUT THE MVP OF THE SEASON, CHRISTOFERN???

#ninjago #ninjago crystalized #ns16 spoilers #garmadon #lord garmadon #I JUST FINISHED IT TODAY AND OH BOY WHAT A WILD RIDE IT HAS BEEN #10 YEARS OF THIS #I AM A BIT UPSET THAT WE DIDN’T GET GARMADILF BACK BUT THATS JUST HOW THE COOKIE CRUMBLES I GUESS #lloyd garmadon #master wu #art from iris #THERE WERE SO MANY MOMENTS THAT MADE ME CRY THROUGHOUT THIS SEASON UGH I HATE SAYING GOODBYE #Christofern

[irradiatedpiratebooty]

#bro #i guess thats just how the cookie crumbles #gaming clip #fallout 4 #it cut off but hancock just chimes in with “ugh i am way too sober for this” #same dude

[ahaura]

.

sooo my brother showed up. and we got into an argument. and then after he left me and my mom got into a fight about my comments about him following his exit. and then both me and my mom cried. and now its 1am and things are fine now but jesus christ. also i had almost half a pie which was a bad idea because it's 1:30am now and im not sleepy at all. sigh.

#ahvañe #i originally typed out like 10 paragraphs explaining what happened but. just pasted it in #my journal to talk about in therapy and cut it down. idk its not worth it to go back into it. but im tired of being angry at him #and im tired of having to accomedate him when hes been cruel to me and never apologized #and im sick of being the one expected to be civil when HES the one being shitty but thats just how the cookie crumbles ig #jesus christ. what day is it anyway. saturday? thursday? friday? idk. #i feel so shitty about upsetting my mom though. that i DO regret. and feel awful for. that much i will say.

[foxcassius]

the library i had an interview at wants to hire me which is soooo stressful and sad because it seemed like it would be so fun but legit it's only 20 hours per week for $15/hour how do they actually expect me to live

#and let me just say that a bachelors was REQUIRED for this part-time low-wage role. HOW to they expect me to survive #i feel terrible if i tell them now that i actually really need a fulltime position but like. thats the way the cookie crumbles. #the ladies who interviewed me were so nice. have u guys rejected a job offer before how do i do it #this library is also so so far from where jake lives. its so unbearably not worth it. im sad. #t

[calamitydaze]

ummmmmm guys 🫣😖👉👈 i miss cquackity 🤒

#there will seriously never be another character like him for me sighhhhhh i wish we could’ve seen his story end properly #but! the same framework that created my dissatisfaction created my love— albeit with worse circumstances— so thats just how the cookie #crumbles. as they say #but i miss him and i miss when things were good #bella talks

[pepperpixel]

More art of these two! Cuz they’re both fun to draw… and also… I rlly like angst gGHG- and just!!! The- the potential for angst in these 2 cookies. Is especially high… and I like that ghgh

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run #crk #red velvet cookie #pastry cookie #crk red velvet cookie #crk pastry cookie #doodles #Srry for drawing pastry cookie more then red velvet too ghghgh #iDK I JUST…. I rlly like… how she has the whole.. holier than thou. judgemental. fully convinced of herself personality… #cuz then its!!! so much juicier! when her entire worldview crumbles around her!!!!! #like the fact she starts out kind of a bitch at the start makes me love her so much MORE when she gets fucking destroyED #and then she doesn’t even. her situation w the nuns! even tho her entire belief system and understanding of the world has SHATTERED #she can’t do anything about it!!! cuz she’s getting gaslight gatekept girl bossed too much! to even process her feelings! #let alone DO anything about them…. #and if she DID DO ANYTHING ABOUT THEM. these ppl who shes been w her whole life! would dispose of her like she was garbage! #not a second thought! #thats juicy! #so yeah…. that’s why I like pastry cookie a bit more… she’s INTERESTING #and her whole situation is fUCKED UP #I love that…..!!!!! #shes just fun to think about it… a lil screwed up cookie… w no one to trust or rely on… #I just think that’s neat #SRRY I JUST RLLY LIKE ANGST #I realize maybe the cute cookie game isn’t the best place to receive angst bUT! I AM STILL RECIEVING IT CLEARLY #like yea sOME of these cookies are just happy fun times.. but some of em are fUCKED UP #and I love that!!!! #thank u cookie run. for feeding me.. I didn’t expect u to but u did. and I’m grateful ghghg #Srry for going off in these tags about… loving to see characters suffer ghGHG- #ITS CATHARTIC OK FGHGH. pls don’t judge me….

[katydidcomplex]

so i heard we were doing spidersonas again

#hello this is charlotte ‘lottie’ levine aka webspinner!! #she is a cheerleader and i love her #also ignore that tumblr destroyed the quality thats just how the cookie crumbles #spidersona #spiderman #spiderverse #iris draws #oc: lottie