We get closer to pinof 11 everyday
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Listen to me nothing bad is ever gonna happen to Colin cuz he's built as a slippery piece of cheese who is constantly cycling through an entire alphabet of back up plans and maneuvers.
But HYPOTHETICALLY if he did get fucking creamed on the side of the road, I need Deli to do a full 180. Complete flip from chill guy earnestly trying to unite his people, to a take-no-prisoners ruthless dude on a bloody path of revenge.
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hermits talking about downloading tumblr because reddit is a hellhole and the chat going NO DON'T... EVERYONE SCATTER.... so funny to me. like... do they know......
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My mom: What are you reading
Me: The Song Of Achilles, it’s a really famous book and really good
My mom: Oh, what’s it about?
Me: *me trying my hardest to hide the fact that it’s about the beautiful romantic love of Achilles and Patroclus that they deserve after being labeled as friends for decades by historians, from my historian mother because my family and country in general are not that open minded* Oh you know, just the story of Achilles but more extended that in the Iliad…
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Who needs Damocles’ sword? I’m a gifted kid who hasn’t burned out yet, I’ve got impending doom covered.
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he is officially no longer the birthday boy it hit midnight!! great stream guys ill see you in another two weeks
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tumblr user tommyend constantly giving me jump scares on the gif acc
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Nothing has ever made me feel fear the way it did when I saw Ghost trending and thought Copia was killed only to find its literally just trending.
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Every day I look at Neil gaimans posts the thought is always “Bro really just says shit huh”
as if I just started existing and never said a word in my life
I also live in fear that one day he’ll get to my ask where I blamed him for my problems and it was so poorly worded bc it was about how I wrote really weird and funny poetry which was inspired by his tumblr posts and my teacher like made fun of my work
but instead I said something like “mr gaiman you’re the reason my life fucking sucks my teacher just made fun of me this is your fault for inspiring me to write again”
this was like
months ago btw
and i never stop thinking about how I just sent that ask and one day
he might see it
and answer it
I’m not ready
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How is this the same cat?? Her mood swings are worse than mine
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me 🤝🏻 the constant tension and anxiety of spoilers when chilling on swiftblr before an album drops
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i live in the constant fear that one day, my younger brothers will find the world of fanfiction or worse, they'll find out i read fanfiction or even worse, they'll find out the type of fanfiction i read
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Sure did for me
i think its still going coz when i clicked on the link it send me to an error page. but good to know it isn't just for me
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the worlds greatest predator is the canada goose
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