#i need to see clark and lex exchange kon in a waffle house parking lot during weekends like divorced parents

[ditzybat]

clark, discussing what to do about kon with bruce: you know what this means right?

bruce, nodding: yeah, you owe luthor a buttload of child support

clark: what - i - no??

bruce: i mean, it sucks that he baby trapped you but you don’t want to be a deadbeat

clark: he did not - i am not his father, luthor stole my DNA and put that [pointing at kon] into a tube

bruce: i want you to take one good look on how damian came to be

clark: … oh my rao… i am dead beat aren’t i?

#i need to see clark and lex exchange kon in a waffle house parking lot during weekends like divorced parents #dc #clark kent #bruce wayne #kon el kent #superman #batman #superboy #lex luthor